South Africa v Sri Lanka Matchthread

what happened to /fhoc/

FUCK
should've made a white ferns vs Aus thread
Missed a trick

It got f'hocked off by based janny

It was unjustly deleted. It's okay, I've already sent feedback.

Will be asking for an inquiry as to exactly why it was deleted.

Tahuhu.

This is at the WACA?
Pretty sexy greentop that got here

jannies can't handle any sports other that fatball and soccer

GOTTER

lunch with the gf

>Alysshit
>Perry caca

Does /cric/ like girls?

yeah ebin
they haven't played here since the ashes

Pretending women don't exist is the only way I can cope, please refrain from talking about them here

These women cricketers I'm watching are fairly attractive lads. Thoughts on attractive women cricketers?

don't really have thoughts, they're more like impulses

ATTENTION JANNIES:

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

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furphy lads, thoughts?
quite a fan myself

feel like pure shit just want the WACA back

>go to sleep watching qts play cricket
>wake up the next day to the same qts still playing cricket
Tell me, virgins: how ducking jealous are you of me right now?

Hello

good

Comfy weekend on the cards

Finally a bit of rain lads

BASED

dont show any queenslanders this post

Hello lads

Hlw

Rip cric

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Feel like playing Burnout Paradise but the whole navigation system in this game is fucked

test

think Sri Lanka might fold

Watching Harry Potter lads. JK Rowling is a genius. Greatest author of this generation.

de Kock show

>Friday evening

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>when mom fucks up

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Based mom

based foxy mum

>mom
yikes

KEK

PLEASE WATCH OUR SPORT
hls.goodgame.ru/hls/157756.m3u8

Might watch the devil wears prada tonight

this tbqhf, hung up my wagie uniform, money's in the bank, perfect weather, and nothing to do beyond a spot of house work. It's going to go well

70/5 is pretty grim lads

It's 152/4 m8

This is the weather

is Donnie Darko related to Donnie Brasco?

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THWACKED THE FUCK OUT

bit of a shot that

Any qts playing lads?

Think SA are in trouble

might have sex tonight

>Perera 20(14)
Brainy stuff

Think SL are in trouble

F

I jinxed it D:

Kys gaybois

why do brainlets like low scoring test matches

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...

you think cric is ?

Contrarian hipsters

/afl/ ->

getting DICKWELLA'D

Based AFLX

THWACK

Just give us the Rosebowl now.

if the sport doesnt have a world cup then it belongs on Yea Forums

This is the post

NRL on seething jealousy watch

NRL will be dead in a year
AFLX will be the sport code of the nation

is based /aflx/ up?

>im bankrupt and i have dementia in my 20s!
>i fractured my spine and now im paralysed!
>i have no cartilage left in my knees and i need a hip replacement in my 20s!
based fucking NRL lads

>go to /afl/
>people already complaining about /cric/
RENT FREE

nz are making a hash of this lads

>RR 4.00
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm........

anyone here ever been bummed?

how good is AFLX

Is Mulder elite?

Yeah had it stuck up me before ama

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what’s it like?

like shitting backwards
not unpleasant if lubed up

LOL

Don't mind a cheeky digit from the missus every now and then.

Lawncunt

More like the Weak Ferns KEK

fuck off

nothing can compare to 10" of statsgod man meat ramming your prostate

Alright lads. Topping up the wallet and getting Bloodborne.

Amy Satterthwaite is going to break out the toys and absolutely ravage the girls with the plastic for this pathetic display.

Manchild

>women’s cricket

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You mad? ;)

1 2 3

Whoops!

Why are there so few Saffers on Yea Forums? Is it because of the poverty?

lol this obese fuck is still here, sad.

quality test match innings that from Sri lanka

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feels like they missed a trick

he hasn't replied in his own special thread yet...

makes me ponder

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souls games are /cric/ approved
this is fine

nice. now you just need to leave it download for 2 weeks haha

>tfw you will never have his job

/cric/ convinced me to get into this genre

Might have to leave it on overnight :/

yeh i got ds3 on steam, but was really bad and ended up rage quitting, but i reinstalled it the other day and have been giving it another bash

based

Don't want to fling my controller out of sheer frustration tttt. Never done it so far.

Angrycunt

>PEEN SMELLGAR

is elgar shit lads?

FERNANDGOD

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fernaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaandooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

based fernando

OH NO NO NO

amla on king pair watch

The 'Nando Show

yeh can get quite heated tbf

on second thoughts, not too interested in /afl/ too many unfunny racist remarks. And I acknowledge that racism is fine when it's funny. Just low effort name-calling otherwise.

for me, it's australia not dropping a game in the wc

/cric/ is the only lefty general desu

hoc > cric

/cric/>/hoc/ aka small cocks

yeah fuck off you weak cunt stay here with sebbo

So true

so true
/afl/ is a bit grim

Lefties get the rope

LE CUNT CUNT CUNT FULL ON M8 NO FILTER HERE FULL ON WE'RE FUCKING AUSSIES CUNT CUNT CUNT BUNNINGS SNAGS YEAH NAH FUCKING DROP BEARS AND WALLABIES M8 FUCKING CUNT CUNT CUNT

yeh unfunny is the right word lad
very tryhardish

OMG ZO FUNI :DDD:DDDD

so true

fuck yeah lets start a civil war because of a few dollars of tax lads

uhoh politics

Kys poorcunt

>((frustrated))

if repeating digits politics is cancelled

OMG BANDER :DDD:DDDD

is the hoover dam the largest man made thing ever?

grim

i will override with trips

nah, sebbo

if singles politics is cancelled

sebbos guts

GOTTEM

hmm

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maybe i should be a singles poster

They call you singlesbro

doubtful, Large Hadron Collider maybe? Discount the Great Wall because I assumed you meant human by the word "man"

former digitslad

oi alchy locks u here m8

hmmm

if the great wall is counted, is it actually the biggest/ or are there bigger things man made?

I'm too small-brained and CANNOT comprehend this

>doubles
DIGITSGOD :D

>:D

the papacy just stole land off the turks

Haha, yeah and not just because i don't have a gf LOL

You mean Duke of Dorset

where’s mrff

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Cringe and soipilled

This is the year

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dunno, guessing if you're going by mass then most reasonable sized cities would beat it. Things like the North East Megalopolis, tayheyo belt would btfo of the great wall.

>:)

OMG ZOIBILLD :DDD:DDDD

jack nichilson TAKE THE BANK CH CH

It is time

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markrammed in the ass

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

post like @91051938 are incredibly low quality and should result in all that IPs posts being deleted and a permaban.

tipping Sri Lanka to be chasing under 200

u that brit in bulgarland?

Yeah he is

can hear some T*rks talking T*rkish in the pub I’m in

>being this mad

going to have a girl stick a finger up there as she blows me
no homo

Nah mate

had an indian gf once
some of them can be extremely qt but generally their pussies are very gross to look at, very dark
that said it feels the same once you're inside

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>feels the same once you’re inside it
No big deal? Agreed

but early to be in pub?

Classic MaxLEL

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1pm is too early for a pint of beer? Okay

Poof

well dont you have work? alcohol is detrimental to work. tbf adrian chiles knocks back 4 on his lunch break.

Oh, you were only pretending to be retarded. You totally trolled me

>feels the same once you're inside
Nice

little bit of toil this evening

>You totally trolled me
Yes, now cope.

alcohol makes toil worse though hence why it is linked to mental illness. next time you should stick to kefir.

>drunk English teacher
Mate.......

will be out my system by then
and no

dildoed my bum plenty of times. it's pretty good until you shit all over it and have to clean up

the r pints youre actually pounding behind this facade will not be though. and it takes an hour for a unit to leave your system anyway. a pint is atleast 2 and no one has a 3 hour lunch break.

you can go to the pub without getting drunk

4 pints*

I know it does and I’m going to have 4 units, I don’t have toil for 5 hours

i guess the reason why bulgaria ia so far behind is its lax norms on alcohol. a 4 pint siesta isnt good.

Sri Lanka could do with a wicket

you said 1 first now you say 2. please dont say 6 later.

already made it clear I’m going to have 2 pints

A pint, two pints what’s the difference

a pint

precious

will Lloyd Pope be the next best thing?

alcohol’s shit anyway

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He IS the next big thing

So a few days ago, I was watching the England v West Indies match at school. Someone took a photo of me watching it and sent it to someone else in the same class. They all bursted out laughing, making fun of me watching cricket. My question is why they were laughing. What’s so weird about me watching cricket? By the way, I live in America so not as many watch cricket here.

BASED Imam B

He was actually BLACK he wuz a kang jonny depp be appropriating our culture

based

BASED lanka shuting up the black history month talk with taking a wicket

OUT

tbf when i was at uni i took a pic like that of someone looking up bongs on their laptop in lecture. ended up meeting them, they hooked me up then i boned her. hopegully some girl will fuck you too for watching cricket

POOVUMA

GOTTEM

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Reckon I could rub one out to Holding saying edged and gone

a pint, six; whats the difference.

and wven if you are actually having two (clearly not) its unsafe to drive so why should it be safe to do anything else.

nervous times these for South Africa

This but Pommie

Quite enjoying this current timeline in test cricket, got a bit boring for a while with home team wins lol

Are you same poster from Middlesex?

what are you on about wacky locks. I am literally having 2 pints and I have toil in 5 hours

>Middlesex
lmao lad is it 1700

it's called London

Today was a grim day for /cric/ for some reason

the only pints I’ll be having this lunchtime

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Got it lad

theres 4 historic counties in london

yes

what is your toil? well just make sure this convo about 2 pints doesnt go past the timespan one needs to take 2 pints otherwise one should be suspicious.

whys that lad?

the bowlers holding, the batsmans koch

not a fan of fafs pink gloves, grip and pads against the test match whites

Felt very odious and the thread was slow until 6 or 7pm.

faf is not a natural cricketer by an means

They call you Middlesexbro

Faf's last second tap really makes me anxious, is very ugly with the bat

Good morning bros
Just woke up

any

whos your favorite south african player lads

im a big fan of de Kock.
anyone that sends Warner into a seething meltdown is good in my book

>pints

How degenerate. For me, it’s hot choccy

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no they dont or i would know about it

morning mate, thanks for coming

whats for brunch?

don’t really like any of them

Remember like 10 years ago we used to put Middlesex, London on our address but now we just put London

Good morning :)

Cheers
Going to pop to Tesco’s in a second and get some supplies

Rassie van der Dussen

do they have bread rolls?

test

you must be a student

Might pop to tescos and nick a few mars duos lads, feeling peckish

de Cock
Steyn
Rabada
maybe Amla

Yeah plenty
No I’m a cook who only works dinner shifts

if you wantto be fat at 35 be my guest

my nan tier

Got Lion bars and Crunchy Nuts on your shopping list?

What does your nan think of Sri Lanka's chances here?

They call you choccybro

based nan

Lmao

>pink ball

based

For me, it's the 79p 5 packs of jam donuts

forgot to add, despise the rest

grim

Up&Go on the cards

It's Daniel you fuckhead

>all the dark third cds in the background

she'd probably make fun of their silly names if I asked

YIKES! I didn't notice them

Your nan sounds a bit racist lad

My mate at school used to eat a whole pack of these and drank 2 lucozades as his lunch every day

racist old people are the best
my gran was racist as fuck, was hilarious

so?

fuck off daniel you geek

Zachy when are you coming to visit lad

for me it's the k time baked twists

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missed a trick there sri lanka

Sad stuff

Based forensicbro

looking a bit iffy for Sri Lanka here

Is my desk better than deskbro’s lads?

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my mate did the same but 2 redbulls and 5 sainsbury chicken wings

Is Alien Weaponry a good band?

play us a tune lad

Don't think so Danny

imagine how fun taking a sledgehammer to this worthless shit would be

Depends how you mean. They're very good live and are good lads but their music is pretty basic. A lot of their songs are only good because of the elite production that Daddy can afford

Shall be reconsidering my invitation for you to come visit

Run off /cric/ by aussitism

think Amla should retire

i swear i know that building in the background.

that wasn’t something to take personally

SA batting is looking grim since AB has gone

Have been saying this for yonks.

how long lad?

based yonksbro

For yonks

:D

kek

you'll never believe what happened today lads

DE KEK

>de blocked nose

GONE

BASED LANKA

i almost fucked my m8s sister yesterday but i was too much of a pussy.

Reinier: "Juna39 That is why I'm trying to get a cricket club started in the South of France. If there are any people interested please contact me on Twitter @rbothaFR Can you please publish this - I'm trying to start a social cricket club in the South of France"

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>MrGarreth: "Of course the cricketing world loves us. Aussies need an allrounder? Here have Labuschagne! New Zealand do you need a fast bowler? Here have Wagner! Netherlands need a batter? Here have ten Doeschate! Zimbabwe do you need a couple of batters one of which can keep? here have the Flower brothers? England need an entire squad full of players? No problem, here we go: Prior, Pietersen, Strauss, Dernbach, Roy...."
saffarGODS
you can have lolbushagne back btw

What happened lad?

something you wouldn't believe

Honestly BASED

>including dernbach but not trott
bit odd that
dernbach is little more than a punchline

KEK

based sri lanka making a go of this

fuck me Ntini hit the gym

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>samsung s10 advert completely hiding it's glaring holepunch in the screen

wheres sebbo

>no Lion bars
>no Crunchy nut
>no Coke
Hmmmm........

what's on the cards tonight lad

>all that plastic waste for one meal for a waste of a human being

Oof

nice that they gave you some food with all that plastic

OUT

looking good mate

Grim stuff here for SA

>Bumder

>Mulder

Who? I thought SA were doing 4 seamers 1 spinner because they're stacked for pace bowling?

IM ALIVE

no way thats out

Zoom zoom zoom ya zoomzoomzoomzoom

This mate

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boom boom boom lemme hear you say wayo

fucking mazda

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retard running

based breakie mate

heres an important question. why isnt youth cultivated in cricket?
in football, most top international players get seriously inti the national team at 19-21. in cricket most top players dont break through till their late 20s.

why?

beauty, enjoy

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*gets his asshole pozzed and dies*

cause cricket is big brain the brain doesn’t mature until 25

BASED

can't get that mazda zoom zoom jingle out of my head now

grim

Applied to be a scorer at the club across the road lads

Was thinking it would be shit because wouldn't be able to play this year but don't think I can afford to play this year currently

I am a opener lads ama

*whispers zoom zoom*

zumboya cumbi, bla. 'chabin?
sa v sl looking pretty grouse innit. need coupla quick wickets to make another CRACKER of 4th innings chase ngl x

D A V E Y
A
V
E
Y

Gonna try and get in the net for the first time in about 7 years next week. Any tips?

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yeah mate hit it directly at the bowler's arms

hey bla, open this
*points finger to the crotch, which has a pocket holding a cool refreshing ginger ale drink*

FUCK OFF

If you're a bowler warm up beforehand to minimise soreness

;)

got 98 woodcutting before. close to my 11th 99

Any late night comfy /cric/ song recs? I'll start.

youtu.be/O0ikW7pVa_I

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not davey, but i am a manlet kek

I DONT WANNA DIE SOMETIMES I WISH ID NEVER BEEN BORN AT ALLLLL

GOLLABSE

Mamaaaaaaaaaaaa oooooooo.....oooooo oooooooooo

jelly bla
loved my net sessions at Chembur gymkhana x

BASED Lanka is going to do it again!

watch that ball mate

Any chance AB will come out of retirement for the World Cup?

YA ZOOOMZOOMZOOOM

I thought you were South Indian

where the fuck is big vern

ummm..lots of southies in aamchi Mumbai bla x
'shalla x

youtube.com/watch?v=CDl9ZMfj6aE

sri lanka on elite watch

BASED. I didn't know you lived in Mumbai.

cringing

this is actually 100% kino
youtube.com/watch?v=mXYQQLBlyCE

australia on super dooper elite watch

he pretends to be Indian

>get demolished by poo peeland
>beat south africa

Are >we, dare I say it, elite?

Good cover

ya, bla, spent my most of my life there tbqh x

>we
where do you bat m8?

I got this on my suggested videos too

fuck off daniel

lots of changes after the poopee series bla x

reckon he bats on your mum's face
LMAO
O
L

Lived in the Western Suburbs for few years

Commentators said he's good mates with du Plessis but even if he made himself available the board probably wouldn't allow it in case it sets a precedent

raBADa

>a draw or a sri lanka win here puts NZ into second in the rankings

holy fuck hahahahahaha

kek

KEK

K E K

reckon it’s time the redditsralians fucked off to bed

whats the best length to bowl if youre 5 ft 7? should i stick to faster pace or slow down? how does one take first class wickets consistently well like mcgrath, bond or alex tudor?

How are the draw odds?

It WILL happen

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He’s my favourite non English player of all time would love to see him at one last tournament desu

got 3 hours left in me I reckon

> It's a soulless, profit-driven multinational corporation asks you about what attracted you to them on a job application episode
Don't people sit back and marvel at how contrived it all is?
It's like the emperor has no clothes

big fan of this pretending to be Sam Curran gimmick

Rude

nice. powai native here bla x
study bhuvaneshwar kooomar bla
essentially, good length, stump to stump line x

I’m the same height lad, if your med paceish you need to bowl nice and full at top of off stump, forget all the other meme deliveries. A good yorker can castle any batsmen, whether he’s good or bad.

youtube.com/watch?v=04z1-inoAg8

Must be rich af

just bowl leggies

My way or the Jhye way

Pitch it up. You'll be bowling on shit wickets which take a fuckload of pace off the ball, anything even remotely short sits up and any cunt can spank it.

youtu.be/jRGrNDV2mKc

Is this the best nu meta song ever? Top 5 at least

lol ya parents did pretty well, but rich is a relative term innit x

FAF ON BREAKDOWN WATCH!

Shit africa
HAHAHAHA

IT'S HAPPENING

>bowling out the side before faf can get his 50

wowzers

i hate relying on swing though. should i just spin it? id lose my county place though

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>117-9

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recorded 86. reckon at fastest id do over 90

hahaha eat shit ball tampering scum

OH NONONOONONONONNNONONONONONNO

>no ball
OH NO NO NO NO NO

it's a noey

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Depends how many spinners your team has. If they have two already, no.

Honestly 186 is still a huge target against this attack, it's gonna be a tight one

Based bantai

that is an hour in the oven plus 15 mins for every 500g of the sri lankans' brains

The Perera Show

Miss the "this is the universal choking sign" meme

i could get into northamptonshire so no big deal tbf. just focusing on trying to get the best out of myself rather thsn team

FUCK HAWKEYE AND FUCK TOBACCO TAXES

>attack

wew
bbc.com/news/av/science-environment-47293667/insects-decline-what-do-insects-actually-do

>91053385
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>not out sign is bright red
what colour is the out sign? That makes no sense

loving cricket in Australia because we love australia!

we watch cricket, when I watched us win an ashes, we all celebrated because we won. we won, but we showed what being australian meant.

australia is about telling folks we're going to do something. not what are we going to do mate. I wanna see an australia in ashes, in bangladesh, with the same love, with the same heart.

I want see people remembering that cricket is more about the individual. more than players with 50 averages. it's about showing up at MCG proud of australia and proud to spend a day drinking beer with your best mates, while your countryman play for australia.

australia is about loving who we are, straight on. we go to the moon, fifty years, 20 years, 10 years. we do it. cricket is like that.

they may call us convicts. they call us cheats. they can take our best players. but they can never take our love of the game. cricket is a game and you win it, not like other sports where you just win it. that's shit. cricket is about a win from the heart. let's go out there, ed joyce get hundred..hey if it's wide don't play it let them bowl to you okay don't do it again, marsh hundred, nevill get a hundred, so that wade never makes it back in the test squad.

sayers should show the world, one 150ks is nothing. who needs it?

this is a game we love ladies and gentleman. cricket is who we are, we're Australian and we love cricket. you can't take that away from us. shaun marsh is australia. the man has given everything. when I was kid in college I loved shaun marsh. time were tough. I would have never gotten through my thesis in chem if it wasn't for shaun marsh.

these men showed what life is like when you believe. so when you talk about money, contracts. I say no. I talk about cricket. I talk runs, heart, wickets. I three years old when I came here, i haven't looked back. I could have been a kid from madurai, but no I'm from perth who loves the boxing day test more than anything.

cricket is who we are!

ON THE ROPES

I DONT WANNA DIE

the psychological blow of defending a sub 200 score will cause the seffuz to crumble

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never really agreed with the 'reddit spacing' trope before, but fuck me this is difficult.

shut the guck up fag and get out of my country

don't trust sri lankas batting at all lads

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>inb4 /cric/ BTFO again

brown hands typed this post

i want to fuck his sister deep in her vgaina

based

The Bowen Show

SHOW ME THE CRICCY!

that's because it's literally from reddit

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based redditbro

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kek
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why wont sri lanka bro wont watch the cric with us lads?

Really wish he did. Sad stuff.

heya cric, name some strategies to defend a low score, GO!

name a country more reddit than Australia

england

England

England

DAVID BOWIE

untrue desu

india is pretty reddit not gonna lie

ummm.k..i guess I will take a crack at this..
>attack aggressively with the new ball, well directed short balls, field placement etc
>then, after 20 overs or so, spread your field out, disallowing boundaries, and bowl a good length, stump to stump line

can't wait to smash some darkies in the match today lads

very enlightened of you bla x

stream??

IM JOE ROGAN

hls.goodgame.ru/hls/157756.m3u8

bout time india showed up
the boss aint happy mate

it's showing plunkett interview lad

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Match starts in 10 minutes

I asked for the test m8 not the pooDI

YID ARMY YID ARMY YIDS YIDS YIDS

>Siva: "What has happened to Rabada? He has the pace still, but looks like most other things are gone, especially control
O NONONONONONONOMO

choke is ON bla
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Used the same one for the test but I think the guy switched it over to the ODI few minutes ago.

ONE NATION STATE

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what a pleb tbeh

>the australians sand papered the ball as per request of the saffa officials or they would be killed

how come irish people you meet IRL are usually pretty nice and normal but the ones you meet on the internet are the most whingey hypervictims you'll ever have to put up with

RUNNING ROUND IN TOTTENHAM WITH MY WILLY HANGING OUT

How big of a fraud is Rabada have become

Don't have faith in srilanka desu.

whatdid i do to offend you whilst my people lay dieing. shut the fuck up cunt.

cringe

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stand up for what you believe. dont hide behind insults like an asshole

you're prolly too zoomer to remember their golden years bla. they are really at their best when they are the underdogs x

oooooo.... Very Sad! For South Africa

i bet all your friends know you as the one they normally wouldnt hang around with because hes a cunt but theyve known you for a long time so they feel they have to and continually excuse your crass behaviour to other people behind your back.

Grim

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>one day cricket

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literally me

Why does Scotland attract people from Christchurch?

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those shades are hard af

well everyones good inside

Sri Lanka literally just need one meme innings, nothing special just a flashy 70

I think seth efrika should stop playing test cricket if they lose 0-2 against shit lanka at "home"

Test

icles

cricket

Sri Lanka are the new Pakistan
Pakistan are the new Bangladesh

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>17-0 after 5 overs

west indies are cooked

FRESHLY BAKED

this girl thinks im weird

im gna kill myself then drink with the slavs

NIHGEE

ALCHY LOCKS IS BAAAACK