/heem/ - 'Jon Jones' Edition

Wake up, TJ, it's all over.

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GSP should use use his celebrity status to have children with AI Shinozaki

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*crack*
*sip*
ahhh... UFC 1, now THAT was a fight!

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>Anyone else feels like the Lawler fight is just a setup by Dana to embarrass Askren?
Literally why would he do this you moron?

Do you think TJ will take that fight? I can't see it go any other way than TJ getting chinleted in first.

I'm not old, I'm aged

Based

Pay no attention, that's Woodley on a proxy with another crazy conspiracy theory

He's a dick and Dana really doesn't like him. It's exactly the kind of thing Dana would do.

just as a sideshow, not in the UFC

He KO’s Cejudo in two rounds and TJ in three

>/HEEM/'s OFFICIAL LIST OF RULE CHANGES NEEDED TO FIX MMA

1. 12-6 elbows are legal
2. Any two fouls within a ten minute period are an automatic point deduction
3. Heel kicks to the kidney from guard are legal*
4. No gloves
5. Kicks, knees, and stomps are legal to the head of grounded opponents
6. Headbutts are legal
7. Non title fights are Gi optional
8. Title fights are Gi only
9. TRT optional for all fighters 36 and older
10. TRT mandatory and all PEDS optional for any fighter 40 or older.
11. Fights will take place in a large open space (~1 hectacre)
12. No referee standups
13. Strikes to the back of the head are legal

*has been legalized in many states now due to dedicated /heem/ lobbying efforts

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14. champ must defend a belt no less than 1x a year or is subject to being stripped

the only person I've EVER heard that supports the current 12-6 elbow rule is dumb dumb daniel cuckmier
on commentary he was saying that the move is 'too powerful' and therefore too dangerous...
needless to say, the only reason he supports this rule is to keep the only """""loss""""" on Jon Jones' record

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Even if it is legalized, it's still a loss on his record, and rightfully so. If the dumb nigger can't follow the rules, he loses the fight, simple as that. Doesn't matter if you don't agree with the rule.

make it every 9 months

Defend against a top 5 contender, a so called anti-Khabib rule.

If the "rules" were being followed, the fight should already have been stopped long before he resorted to the elbows

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>no gloves
That's retarded unless you want either more hand injuries or people to start pulling punches.

I’ve heard people (Including I am 90% sure ray longo on Anik&Florian but I can’t remember for sure) argue that the danger of the elbow going into an eye because of the point causes a unique kind of damage. Dumb af

I want palm strikes, elbows, and realistic grappling/striking. You need to understand how gloves make punching unnaturally easy and cripple grapplers.

>More grappling
Sounds boring as fuck desu

>You need to understand how gloves make punching unnaturally easy and cripple grapplers.
I'm fine with that, but I'm with you on the palm strikes.

Can anyone pinpoint the exact moment of 'prime' schaub? people seem to think he could beat francis ngannou, but despite extensively analyzed his career i havnt come across an 'era' of schaub where he would win such a fight

thanks in advance

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The TRT rules and forbidding ref stand ups are both retarded.

bare knuckles also awards precise punchers who can touch people on the soft spots of their puss

Prime Shaub is more of a state of mind. I suggest you learn about Buddha and reflect upon what Prime Shawb really means.

This ends the discussion on who is THE GOAT.

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*rewards

Schaub vs Cro Cop era

This says more about the decline of the UFC than anything else. Pierre's cards were fucking stacked.

who would win a fight?
who is the jannetty?

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Could you heem the average hardcore MMA fan? Pic related

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>/heem/ Official list of approved analysts

Brendan Schaub
John Morgan
Robin Black
Jeff Waggenheim
Zane Simon
Eugene S. Robinson
Me

just emailed you

Not an argument

>heem
no
>gnp to a boring 30-27
yes

>implying you deserve one

>no argument

His head is so small I could easily heem him, who is it?

Was there an MMA VIVISECTION today? How was it? If it's any good I'll fall asleep listening to it.

Current p4p rankings

>Tyron Woodley
>Jon Jones
>DC
>Khabib durmagodingdong
>max holloway
>robert whittaker

The rest are manlets and women.

Who is this?

nobody above 155 belongs in p4p

paige vanzant's husband

DC
Paul Felder
John Danaher

are dumb bro?

was John Danaher just trolling Joe Rogan the entire time?

Valbong from the discord

St-Pierre, the fighter, entered the past tense — and you know what? He freaking did it. He got out a winner. Somehow he navigated the most ridiculous career of any pro athlete — as Canada’s national treasure, really — and left the damn thing on top. St-Pierre was positively mirthful on talking about fighting as a bygone pursuit. It was of course more than that, though. He was exonerated from the prison he built specifically to make himself great, and he knew that we knew, and that was the unspoken thing being communicated.

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>actually watching mma

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Nope. 170+ is marginally less talented than the lower weight classes.

he was a faggot roider and ran with the 185 belt
fuck him and good riddance no once wants yet another fucking shitter who waffles about taking fights

hate this french faggot

so you honestly think cejudo would beat jon jones? urdumb kid

P4P yeah, he'd absolutely tear him apart. Most 125ers would.

what does that even mean

Cejudo will beat jones

oof what's you're IQ kiddo?

Jon wins the decision, Henry wins the fight.

no he wouldnt. what is a p4p fight ?

Step into my imaginarium and I’ll show you moron.

If size was exactly the same for both fighters. So strictly talking about skill.

128

why stop at p4p? Why not skill for skill? On a p4p/Sk4Sk list I would fuck Jon Jones up

that makes no sense, because if they were different sizes, theyd be different people. their skills are tailored to their the body in which they built those skills

Hot take
Nelson beats Tyron

How tall are you?

DJ is 160cm tall, weighs 120lbs, and has 168cm reach. Calculate DJ's lb per cm ratio and times that number by 265. You'll find that scaling DJ up to 265lbs makes him 207cm (6'8) tall and gives him 218cm (85.8in) reach. 6'8 265lb DJ would murder everybody. He is the GOAT.

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i dont beleive you, you creep

Only just realized that pulgasboxeo is Ariel Britbong

based and redpilled

what about steroids?

Aaron Pico vs Kron Gracie

Thoughts?

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damn I've ruined this yung mans life

>valbong
>young man
stop larping

In other words Jones is a cutbabby reachbabby faggit that could never compete with someone the same size as him

I'd rather not answer that

based

id throw that coffee in his face

what am I looking at here? why have you totaled Jones'

wrong

height=!size dunce.

You would say that

You ever just sit there and think about how many hours of your life you've spent posting on /heem/?

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how you gonna stop em?

no I know both of them you are wrong

Reminder GSP won the title for Whittaker

Australia 4ever in Canadas shadow

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idiots that don't understand 12-6 elbows would crack skulls open

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I know you do, defending your weird little friends again

also those elbows are a good counter to wrestlefuckers like cuckbib and cuckmier. Of course he doesn't like it.

He just beat a guy his size in his last fight lol. Who's even to say that DJ or Woodley would be as coordinated and skillful if they were much bigger? Most guys aren't.

Whittaker already had the title from when he beat the actual fear in the division Romero who was on a win streak of Brunson, Kennedy, Machida, Jacare, Weidman

GSP won a fake belt and then ran away

Oh fer shure my man but a shin to the temple is fine 100% my man

You've watched too many karate videos.

got cuckholding on your mind today lol

lay off the porn you spazz

Whittaker was Interim and would have been smashed by Bisping, GSP gave him the real belt. Btw, Whittaker has never been in a sanctioned official title match in ufc, he has only fought interim

Imagine if Jon jones and amanda nunes had a kid and trained it from a young age.

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not whittaker's fault the NYSAC is retarded

His fault he pulls out of fights with a tummy ache tho

GSP gave him the real belt so he wouldn't have to lose it to him in a fight, which is what he knew would've happened

woulda coulda shoulda, dont you live in a wonderful land of unfulfilled dreams

I don't think Nunes can have kids

>a tummy ache

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>check twitter
>another one of those absolute losers who celebrates getting blocked

Whittaker h8ers are a sad bunch

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How can anyone hate Bobby Knuckles the mad Cuban cunt destroyer?

Stipe gets submitted
Cormier alegedley has more power at hw, but then so will Jon if he moved up

>cuban cunt destroyer
>edged out 2 close decisions whilst nearly being finished multiple times and never being close to finishing his opponent

Shittaker is literally more reddit than DJ, Cuckmier, and Khabib combined.

Based

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Jon's cut to 205 is nowhere near as hard as DC's

absolute truth

Are you actually friends with Kyle? Really surprising he's one of the chaviest dudes alive

Cejudo is Yea Forums
everyone else is a cuck except BisKing

you know this

DC needs to be confronted with the footage of him intentionally poking Stipe in the eye

Jon and holly already have a soon to be illegitimate child. That little mullato just might be the GOAT.

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jones already dismantled DC twice and would hurt him even worse at HW, stipe would get mangled even worse

Cejudo is a little kid, around the age of 13

badass little kid

RIP GSP

>MMA
>Real sport

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>Luke Rockhold
0 MW defenses
>GSP
0 MW defenses
>Whittaker
0 MW defenses AND multiple pull outs

If it wasn't for GSP's fluke win, Bisping would have heemed Rockhold in the trilogy, heemed Yoel, and heemed Kelvin (another fluke loss btw).

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reminder that someone wrote this unironically

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in fact he did not lose, ref screwed him over, there's no video evidence of him tapping to that weak choke

Guaranteed to be a Downy at holly's age giving birth. Kids strength is going to be out of this world

Where the fuck is pedgar

The chance for defects do go up with age but its only by a small percent.
#themoreyouknow

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LOL!

Pointy elbows do more damage than knees, let me come elbow your shit up.

>all you had to do was pressure fight cyborg
Why the fuck didn't anyone figure this out before?

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Cyborg never fought that reckless

>diaz bless

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>natty god ends obvious roiders chance of ever touching the belt

poomero fans eternally buttblasted by based bobby

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On the shelf with 57 other guys

why the fuck would I want to watch a Gi only title fight?

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If Rockhold were given this many opportunities against Yoel, he could have "beaten" him too

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Alex would wrestlefuck Joe into the 5th dimention.

Only Bisping is capable of beating Yoel. Only people with high fight IQs will understand.

why are you posting pictures of a whiskey salesman on a thread about MMA?

Redpill me on Bobby Ologun

>battle of the brainlets

That's approximately 16 unanswered shots to the head if you count them up

>Only Bisping is capable of beating Yoel

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If Rockhold were given that much time after being hit by Yoel he'd be dead

That's how rapidly we've "progressed" into the era of early stoppages. The fight was less than a year ago and would that would have been a stoppage today.

You don't have to answer shots you just have to keep attempting to defend yourself

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Bisping bless

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why can't women throw jabs?

Thinking of going a while without jacking off

Mandatory

patriarchy

no point, just start working out and jerking off won't be on your mind as much

it's annoying af. Thankfully it was Dan in there, but any other ref these days would genuinely have stopped that for little reason and then all these faggots would sit and defend it because they're all becoming conditioned to be fine with early stoppages because they just assume the fighter can't come back
Might as well just be Boxing at this rate, you go down and the ref starts a count

mike tyson podcast live 2bh
youtu.be/0NNSa9QklSU

> Never got hit. Whittaker's knee just gave out.

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I'd rather watch Clay Guida shower

Why is such a big deal made out of champions going up in weight when a guy like Paul Felder can go up and almost beat Mike Perry at 170 if not for breaking his arm when he's a lightweight?

Kron Gracie vs Ryan Hall
Thawts?

wish gus looked at the same point jones did, would have made for a great image

Holy shit they're the same class too
Absolute wew, want it but they'll never make it

i bet you would faggot

>MMA fighters trying to box

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>Yoel was unable to finish Rob
>people blame it on the ref

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wilder is pillow fisted bum who's ducking ngannou

typically the champion is facing the best or at least someone near the best when they go up a weight division.

oh for sure that looks exactly like the Rockhold finish.

There is a big pointy thing on your knuckles which are used for punching. Imagine the damage it deals... Scary!

I'm pretty sure the G in Ngannou's name is silent

I think its the "n"

>Francis Ganoo

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Francis Nanoo

not true i jacked off way less before i lifted

Yeah man me too. Working out actually makes me horny. I've gotten a boner running.

Because Dana would love to point out that the "good fighters" in other organizations are just glorified cans.

As the brit lad said, he made name only beating washed up fatties and midgets, is gonna be like his first fight against Gustafson all over again

>le feels guy meme fighter

>they're washed up now so they were bad 8 years ago

based

Dominick Reyes in a couple years.

This shit reads like something Patrick Bateman would say. What a fucking autist, no wonder this guy can't get laid.

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bateman slew pussy though

what about butter pecan or mint chocolate chip

>leafs in charge of posting

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This is why I hate talking to women through text messages.

I live in the American Gardens building on West 81st street. My name is Georges St-Pierre.
I’m 27 years old.
I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine.

In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I’ll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now.
After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion.
In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser.
Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub.
Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine.
I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older.
Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

There is an idea of a Georges St-Pierre some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our life styles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.

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>how you dare to question the physical prowess and skill of my bull
Of all the shitters that /heem/ adores Jones is the more shameful

Great argument. You don't know what you're talking about.

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mate you don't have to like Jon to acknowledge how good he is
Even DC acknowledges it and he's got the biggest reason to seethe

>Y-you, a-are just a jealous casual!, the guy that he beat twice roided to the gills admitted he is the goat why cant you?
Jones it's an uppity negro that has been handed everything in silver plate by daddy Dana, you are a pair of actual pride mongoloids if you deny it

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Didn't actually insinuate anything like that, it just seems silly to not think Jon is a good fighter

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>handed everything on a silver platter
He the champ and all former champs and literally flushed his division. You actually don't know what you're talking about. So why keep talking? Cause you hate Jon Jones? A guy you have never met.

he's literally a cheat

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Yeah, but to say his record is shit and discredit the talent of the fighters he beat in his come up era is retarded.
That argument is basically "these guys were 40 years old 8 years ago." and I'm tired of people getting away with saying it. Also, they were all on steroids too. DC is the only questionable fight that I think he would lose clean.

Diaz bless desu

>Angloids

I genuinely think ngannou can mongo kongo dongo heem jon jones with good take down defense

elbows/knees/feet to heads on the ground are illegal for good reason
"more people dying" is pretty low on the list of things mma needs

kek

Reminder that Twitchy got bullied off of his own stream LMFAO

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>Submitted Matt Mitrione
>Finished Cro Cop who as of now is still fighting and on a ten fight win streak
>Went to a split decision (lost) with Arlovski

Schaub wasn’t even that bad. Unironically.

Twitchy come back

you can blame it all on Dern Poster

If you don't ever become champion of HW, you're practically a can.

retard

Hes too busy posting on pol

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Because we found his wife.

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Volkanovski vs Aldo in the near future.

foxsports.com.au/ufc/ufc-jose-aldo-calls-out-alexander-volkanovski/news-story/056212dd61dcc62fa381b0f69c5b8ec9

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Good fight I would take Volkanovski 30-27

Who's that fella in the background? He looks ready for a title shot!

habanero spice

Blagoy Ivanov

Quick rundown?

moron

Champions wear black gis

Damn Aldo is flushed this won't end well for him, and it looks to be another "quality win" for Volkanovski

Racist heem casual who was reported to the fbi for his dangerous rants

aldo wins this but loses to ortega. good choice ducking.

mmafighting.com/2019/2/21/18235025/ufc-phoenix-salaries-cain-velasquez-earns-450000-in-unsuccessful-ufc-return

Why is Felder such a banklet?

youtube.com/watch?v=6-Q4EWG8-ME

shant

Makes you wonder if Cain would take a fight while injured because of the payday.

I read every 4channel post like Twitchy now and read the country name out and then the post.

Canada is nothing without the French-Canadians. Not quite american, not quite british. A non-entity.

Gone but never forgotten

Come back fren

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I've never watched twitchy's stream, I wonder if he's read my posts out loud
I wonder what he thought of them
I hope he liked them, I secretly cultivate my posts so gap toothed spastics will giggle at them

Only doubles? only 1 more retarded parasite for every 100 babies? Count me in. Now post miscarriage rates by age :)

Time for a new Heeminder?

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aww I missed the combat jujitz oh well

based Luke Harper

Where do refs keep their keys and shit while they're working? Do the commissions have an airport container or something

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probably a locker, or a locked green room

Are you planning what I think you're planning?

in arianny celeste's ass

Listen I fronted Herb that eighth a month ago, I gotta do what I gotta do

Stošić rakić walker when he getrs 34-35

Kron is better at jiu jitsu than Hall. That leaves Hall's meme 'stay back, I don't know you' kicks. Which are for sure a beast. But I think you've got to go with Kron. Bigger, stronger, more athletic, better grappler.

I bet Khabib was mad that the UFC wouldn't let him fight GSP. He has talked about fighting GSP for a long time.

I feel like the Muslims are always mad.

>ducked Woodley
>ducked Khabib
>ducked USADA
>exposed by Pig Rig

Why does anyone think this guy is the GOAT?

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He doesn’t want to fight middleweight anymore. That’s not ducking Woodley, it’s just a preference

Because Dana wouldn’t give him the fight. he literally instigated a fight with Khabib and shilled hard for it.

Not when he fought Bisping.

He was on roids and GSP wasn’t.

GSP doing a press conference to announce his retirement is cringey as fuck

Heeminder: Smif is gonna expose Jon Picta Jones

>GSP's retirement is the saddest, classiest, most emotiona-
youtube.com/watch?v=SN-EswpkyMc

How would he have fared in Bellator?

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lmao

Woodley is a WW retard.

cry every tiem

what the fuck was phil thinking in this moment

Probably win a belt.

gadooshed

14-10

>Pepsi logo
why?

they should let more actors fight professionally

CM Punk vs. MVP would be fucking amazing

Prime Punk would heem Page.

I'm still in the camp that Roufus trained him wrong on purpose, as a joke.

duke doufous tried to teach him some kickboxing but it went as well as it can trying to teach some 40 year old unathletic nerd to be a pro, a high school wrestler would have beat the shit out of him

4d chess with dire physical consequences

youtube.com/watch?v=ZqaCEPwWGtc

Don't you have to be at least somewhat athletic to be in the WWE? I don't watch it, but surely those guys work out all the time and spend most of their time doing physical activities?

Apparently he was only popular for talking on the mic, cause he's clearly not athletic at all. There's a clip of him on some pros vs joes thing and got overpowered by some random guy in a competition.

I just want to thank you and all my gay brethen here working so hard to make /heem/ the gay utopia that it is. Thank you all and i love you all more than you know. Soook much x

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he's also like 40 and had his joints annihilated from doing the wwe stuff

I feel like CM Punk should be publicly executed for wasting everyone's time

Hot take: Cro Cop is the greatest shot fighter of all time

the year is 2019, Cro Cop destroys Cain Velasqeuz

Lmfao the thread on Yea Forums is literally better than this shithole may ever have been

stay there

Tyron and Ben are like best friends that doesn't make sense

Calm down Chael

chael might be more of a kelvin shill than a kevin shill

I'd probably feel bad for GSP right now if he hadn't wrecked Johny's career on purpose

People like GSP and I are a dying breed

feel bad for GSP why? hes fought once in the last 5 years

this weekend's card might b spicy lads

GSP has no children ._.

CJJ is later tonight bro

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And if he ever does, they'll be black...ish

Zabit and Askren memes end soon

prime schaub would heem ngannou

add Schaub

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kek does actually look like him

Francisc

Amazing that you can steal 50000k from your opponent off a split decision robbery or a shit stoppage.

ONE championship is live on youtube r n.

Are they better or worse than bellator? Any notable fighters?

worse, used to be better

might mouse is with them now

lethwei is on fightpass. headbutts with the bois

Oh really? Man lethwei is brutal. the headbutt is a real game changer.

Punk was always shit athletically. Most wrestlers have at least some sports background at high school or college but Punk was always in pretty shit shape. Cena, who's built like a tank, managed to gas him out when they wrestled each other. I genuinely think almost any other guy in WWE would have transitioned to MMA better than he did.

ONE has the best announcer, memories of Pride

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user, I...

twitter.com/GlobeSvcs/status/1023153319034806272

This.

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IMANARI DO YOUR ROLL

Ah shit she's gone now eh, she's still the best. Should've read the whole paragraph, figures the asians would rip off something as simple as a voice.

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Rate my fighting nickname:

"Orc"

I think it's a good nickname for an marvellously unattractive person such as myself.

Works better if you have cauliflower ears and a caved in nose.

what about ortega?

pic?

It's much less cut and dry when you place it in context: Yoel was gassed to shit. If one fighter is fully in control and has lots of energy and lands 16 shots to the head, it's over. But if he himself has just lost 2 rounds, has a beat up face, is in the middle of a back-and-forth war, and is gassed, the fight can go on.

Imagine Ed Sheeran's face transplanted onto Timmy's head.

Here are your winners:

Blachowicz
Struve
Oleksiejuc
Yan
Reyes
Prazeres
Khabilov

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lethwei is live

link nuqqa

why not "Brexit"?

viprow
net
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>even now Russia is still promoting Brexit

cheers

maybe i want him to lose and we will see headlines like "Brazilian monkey on steroids stopped Brexit in 40 seconds "

>dat music

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>watching women's muay thai while butterfly by crazy town plays in the background

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Fight Pass shows some real kino.

are there any juggalo fighters in the UFC?

this is kinda weird and surreal

music is just so weird and the announcer is so off his gourd

>just turned a night of falling asleep watching one cans to a night of some hectic looking shit with no gloves
cheers brah, much love

I reckon its fucking based man
this intro too

Fighting's best when it's a bit weird and unique to its location.

best when you get localized gangster rap and metal music which is bizarre. fashion is also pretty weird so it has a bit of that classic EFN feel

>This music

HYPE

fyi Lethwei has no decisions, only finishes, so draws if you don't finsih

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Dern is pregnant.

this is temporarily a leithwei thread lad

ကတူသို့မဟုတ်စွန့်ခွာ

only mini khabib pregnancy would make news here

looks similar to georgian

>ခတ်

lol google gave me this one
သူသည်အ

this is he is, as close as i can come to heem

>Stipe streaming on twitch
What does he even play? Who watches it?

Wgaf

Ariel is @ScoutMMA it's never been a secret

HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA
She is never going to fight again lmao. Dern is retiring undefeated and there's nothing you fags can do

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wow she got blacked as well? dern poster in absolute shambles, this is how true karmic balance works, absolute kino.

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Do you think she'll watch her weight while pregnant?

twitter.com/lukeuidswords/status/1097673042753454080

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>Twitter for iPhone
Doing better than any of you losers

look at that plump body.

youtu.be/6_Br7Oqm2FQ

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Uncle Dana won't be happy at all.

You think this sport will go on for 50 more years? Its the only way we could get someone goater than gsp.

we already have

You think paulo costa could do it?

Forgot One was on lads, also BTFO anyone who thought Kron Gracie wasn't gonna win last weekend.

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That's why it makes sense you mong
Woodley thinks Dana is after Askren

Guy's I'm fucking blazed right now. Claudia Gadelha is in my country. I'm about a $300 plane ticket awa from her. What do?

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youtube.com/watch?v=BVZVgst8Mjg&t=19m

what did ari mean by this?

>Dern concieved in wedlock
>Her child too

Do what borat did to Pamela

Oh right

Kind of bummed that the slapjitsu tournament is cancelled

impressive, very nice

And Jada

Gadget Favelada

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taking bets on who dern poster latches on to next

You now remember clay jose

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Stream for ONE main card anyone?

ufc.tv/page/fightpass

YouTube, ONEFC official channel.

Sexton VS Khan bout to happen

ONE isn't part of the UFC retard lol.

Link? I only see the prelims.

R/mmastreams

>he doesnt know

*eyes_emoji*

Prime tuggerd heems derns fetus

eddie is gonna heem all these bums they are so fuckin amateurish

he made a great decision to beat up bums in asia rather than the lw gauntlet in the ufc

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How does Aldo lose to Ortega?

sexton taps khan in the 3rd

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I love Khan but BJJ is the one in ONE

Nice

heem tappy

>Mackenzie Dern is pregnant

thats a yikes from me dawg

I PREDICT DEEZ TINGS

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Does this roided dyke think she looks attractive?

DERN POSTERS BTFO'D

>Ben Askren is a Trump fan
kek
how the fuck are him and Woodley friends?

ewwwwwwww nigglet in the oven

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pic rel

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Woodley is a libertarian independent negro who makes his own money, not a welfare king

he's literally the ww champ and has been for years you dingus. gtfo

She probably got pregnant just so she could eat more food

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Dern poster on suicide watch!

based

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That Slovenian Janez on suicide watch

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who is YOUR favorite female combatant?

Nunes
Jojo Calderwood
Vanzant is pretty entertaining too

>city of dernposting

wew

>CT
>some random guy
Prime CT is a peak human specimen physically.

How would Prime CT have done on an early TUF season?

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Why is he so crazy guys?

Rose 'Thug' Namajunes

>TDS
anybody who says this unironically is cringe

for me, it's Ladd

lol did twitch and youtube finally ban him for constantly saying nigger?

AHAHAHAHHHAHAHA

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More likely we busted his patreon scheme.

>could've gotten old man GSP vs Habeeb
>Dana was against it
Why do we live in the worst reality, bros?

Pure heem

>career-ending pregnancy

Dernposters on suicide watch

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say something nice about cynthia

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>Dana fucks up the division for a dumb meme fight
>People get mad

>Dana doesn't fuck up the division for a dumb meme fight
>People get mad

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fuck he is cool

instagram.com/p/BuLi5Mlh6vU/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=10dwpexzl0j0v

WDHMBT?

braps Dern into retirement

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imagine how big her tits are going to get

Joey Diaz
>"I know what's going to happen! In 9 months her monkey is going to look like a chopped cheese! It's a fucking shame, Joe Rogan!

This is accurate

just watched cody vs cruz again, dom looked really REALLY sloppy the whole fight and cody just pieced him up. I didn't even remember it being that one sided, except rd 4

Anyone else watching weigh-ins?

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>You finger her Monkey and catch a fetal armbar, surprise cocksucka

Cody is elite, he's just a brainlet that can't control his emotions

I am.

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Did you also notice all the showboating? Cody basically did to Dom what Dom did to other people before that.
Its also why I am not in a hurry to see Dom fight again. Maybe stay injured.

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Do you know who that tall Patrick Stewart-looking guy is? I see him at every event.

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No idea, I can't even visualize who you are talking about.

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yeah the showboating was hilarious. I forgot whether its rd 4 or 5, but at one point, cody just laid down right in front of dom.

>showing the old Stipe TKO for Struve
Damn, when your highlight reel is that dated, you are in a bad form.

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Kek Memedesanya is the betting favorite against Fatselum

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This event is gonna be easy money, Santos is gonna destroy Jan

He was also there when gooby chimped out.

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Fatselum takes it, methinks. He has the power to finish, won't be a decision.

Yeah it was also hilarious against TJ right before he got CTE'd

Jeff Novitzky? Not sure, doesn't remind me of anyone else.

It's even funnier when you read the reason from the bookies.

Whats the reason? Better not be that petty staph he had. Basically every single guy who does grappling in a public gym gets staph, its the easiest infection to treat, literally any antibiotic genocides it in a few days.

Prazeres is an absolute unit can't believe Kevin Lee beat him

>Wake up, Anthony. Your title reign was short, but you can at least be graceful in defeat and not make the ambulance wait.

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Definitely not Novitzky, maybe he is just a security guy

RIP librarian girl

I’m not sure if I’m misremembering because I was drunk when I watched the fight but I thought Modaferri’s performance against Eubanks was laughable. Flailing around on the ground like an epileptic, not excited to see her again

So Dana wouldn't let GSP and Khabib fight because he knew GSP would win right? That's the only way this all makes sense, he knew GSP would show Khabib what it truly means to be wrestle fucked then walk off into the sunset. From there Khabibs major selling point of being undefeated is gone and Dana can't afford it. Right? Otherwise it makes absolutely no sense not to book them since GSP is a guaranteed draw and the fight definitely would have sold well.

I think it is because of muhhhh elite kickboxer

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MMA is full of elite kickboxers. A lot of them spend their time laying under a fat wrestler.

BLACKED

He doesn't need to KNOW that GSP will win, he maybe simply doesn't want to risk it. But yes, I think GPS would win also. Comparable wrestling, when you consider size advantage, and GPS is better on the feet.
Obviously you don't want your undefeated champion losing and then the guy who beat him and took his hype to retire on it.

Very valid points, Boomers are all dying out slowly. Makes me feel old af

So wrong.

Yeah there is no point. Dana obviously doesn't care if someone beats Khabib like Gooby or Tony who still have fights in them, but beating GSP doesn't do much for Khabib that beating McGregor already did, and losing to GSP and GSP retiring after would delegitimize him.

There are STILL Askren haters who refuse to believe he's the GOAT. I can't believe people are that dumb.

Santos TKO or Jan decision, Jan needs to piece him apart and work the body but I think Santos is just too powerful and quick, 1st rd TKO

How much of reem’s brain even works at this point?

"I'll tap your head off the canvas" - Conor Mcgregor, 2018

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hot take: Dern will never recover from this pregnancy, no way she makes 115 or 125 after this

hot take: Dern will end up a single mom

8 days Jon

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Wake up Anthony

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Omg I can’t wait...

If he loses who would be next for bones

4/20 blaze it

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Santos after he gadooshes Balchocivz

>more reem vlogs
kino

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Jan decision or submission, too smart for Santos.

Corey Anderson

MAGUMBA unironically HEEMS jon jones. Stipe would probably KO or decision him aswell. If DC is able to land at heavyweight, it's night night for mr bones. LHW division is finished after jones beats anthony smith. He's already beaten the top 2 guys twice, dead division, he needs to move up to hw after smith fight, reyes is overrated and would get smashed too btw.

absolute state of LHW

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>me on the left

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Can't wait for those Dern milkers to fill in. How long be black man leaves her?

Brindeeb Schweppes is a munster 4 shore my guy

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Based VJ. So innocent. So pure. My Queen.

Could be winner of this weekend's main event.

Volkov/Overeem is decent

youtu.be/KHta660gJZc
>blocks your path

I'll take picks next thread guys

WHO IS THIS BEAUTIFUL GIRL

I think it's a good card for bets, can't wait

What are your bets so far?

Victoria Justice. Yea Forums royalty.

>thought I found a cute new fightfu
>it’s a Disney Channel woman who looks weird in every picture except this one
I want death

Just the one from a free bet, waiting for some winnings to clear to put some more on

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VJ is perfect. Queer.

Absolute Goddess.

>VJ
>Ryry
>Bella
Those were the days. You Zoomers don't know what you're talking about. You don't know what a REAL cute Disney Star looks like.

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t. Greasy fat bong

>Volkov vs Reem

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t. hader
Reem bless

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>Smith has a chance against goat Jones

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I think they're meming bro.

>pls tell me it's a meme

Smith cannot lose against Jon, he's got all the preparation necessary.

Rustam Khabilov had so much momentum at one point, he's still on a huge win streak but it hasn't been so impressive.

A definite sleeper fight, Ferreira is looking good too! Gonna be a classic

He is so fucking screwed. Jon will probably kick him to oblivion, he doesn't seem to have trained his core much since that fight.

new thread on time for once

Shut the fuck up Luke

Luke?

I'm picking Ferreira by decision there, it's crazy the difference between Rustam's fights against Masvidal and Henderson compared to his fights against Green and Kajan, it's like two completely different fighters.

my ex girlfriend looked like her

>why can't brazillians throw jabs?

ftfy

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>500

>will
Any of the prime heavyweights of past times like Übereem, Werdum, Fedor even Cro-Cop would have done it. They don't exist anymore.

stay down, thread

Yoel Romero