/hoc/

This but the opposite.

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off to work.

more trades please.

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Reminder that Cassie is the only acceptable female commentator

behead those who defend sweden

>western conference

elite op

regular season hokkei bad. playoff hokkei good

sweden > binland and it's not even close

love everybody

sweden's bootlicking dogs need to leave

Finland > Sweden > Binland

G'day mate

Lets throw another shrimp on the barbie?

hockey?

elite post
dog shit post

USA gives no fucks and that should be clear to everyone by now.

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For me, it's Lyndsay Rowley

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still waiting for real trades

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>finland says some stupid shit
my butt combing question wasn't stupid!!

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hagelin to craps today if you check the news
dios mio... la creatura...

This just in: Elias petterson to the egyptian national ice hockey team for 13 virgins and a cow

Based
I guess they all want hughes

The other countries hate us cause they ain't us, simple as

>hockey in egypt
>the eternal dry sunbelt
SNOWBELT BTFO

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Is going after a defenseman at the trade deadline a good idea? Don't they need to gel and stuff. Mcdonut didn't really start playing well for >us until this year.

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why did egypt have your mom though?

trade thornton when

I wish /hoc/ was just Finland & Sweden

i said REAL trades, not overpriced bottom six moving for the second time this season

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>ayylien to pyramids
spooky

Is it normal for a family to go out, as a group, all wearing the same thing?

Was it wrong of me to photograph these people? I just thought it was odd.

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Judging how comfy biathlon and skiing threads are it makes me think that Americans and Canadians are behind of all the toxicity.

The Chad marine the virgin sailor

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The cow is actually of swedish origin.
You can tell because of the multitude of muslim cocks that have infiltrated all of her orifices.

king

I for one am genuinely excited to see the mulatto UNIT these two will create one day

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certainly the canadians
they were all busy worshipping don cherry and hating on the canes recently
cant wait for that old fart to die out, but who will be the next hockey icon after don cherry?

>hating the country that dominates hockey

/nhl/ when? Then we can be rid of eurotrash for good and have comfy north american threads as white god intended.

Swedish cows are very good, swedish breeds are even used to make real parmigiano reggiano in italy, fyi

why don't you guys make your own hockey general and fuck off then?

overrated beard man will move to AHL soon

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wtf I love Sweden now!

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For me it's Laine for 10 mins of PP time every game

Muscles
Are
Required
Intelligence
Not
Expected

My
Ass
Rides
In
Naval
Equipment

Navy unironically owns the morines and they are stronger too

Pierre

Fuck you Finland

They crave strong north american cocks
They also fuck dudes so they are not /hoc/ related

Lots of games tonight
What is THE game?

literal faggot

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Again that would be marines. They fuck each other.
Navy tears up yuro and Asian brothels

t. navy faggot
even the chair force bullies you
also fucking 9 year old prostitutes doesn't make you cool

But user, hockey is gay

Teehee...the game...teeheehee

For me it's Sharks vs Penguins Stanley Cup rematch

>Navy tears up yuro and Asian brothels

>bragging about using prostitution
Hellishly grim.

literally any game but panthers-hurricanes and devils - snes

Nothing but shit games

>he chipped paint for 4 years and now shits on marines on /hoc/
pretty pathetic if you ask me

here's a hint, they are both on at 7pm est

No hockey is not you faggot

this is correct actually

nhl.com/news/nhl-black-history-month-donald-brashear-spotlight/c-305020294?tid=304325462

will hoc celebrate black achievements in hockey too?

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THE game: my team is in it
SHIT game: your team is in it

>even the chair force bullies
Know how I know you're talking out your ass?
Eh you pay for it either way, may as well sample the cuisine while your there for cheap
>implying I was a shitty Boatswains mate

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When was the last time he scored a goal on Pp? Genuinely curious.

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It's an all male sport. It is literally filled with fags sucking and fucking each other

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Kong

>government wageslave thinks he's hot shit because he rides on a boat, fucks dude, and pays women for sex
>he also doesn't know shit about hockey go figure

Don't hate Canada, they're our bro.
Only time I don't like Canada is international hockey matchups

december 29th, 2018

Anybody in the military is based
navy, airforce, army, coast guard
all are appreciated by /hoc/ and the NHL
God bless our servicemen and women

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no you just wish it was

>>/lgbt/

ive been trying to find the movie but still no luck

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>paying literal retards to do busywork for 4 years
yeah, pretty based

>Anybody in the military is based
kek

how many times did marines beat the fuck out of you in some shitty bar in okinawa?

/cric/ GOOD /hoc/ BAD

all my google-fu turned up was a trailer
youtube.com/watch?v=aiLnXfx14z4
im as disappointed in myself as you are finnfriend

He gets 1.5/5 correct
30% is an F user
Literally 0. One did get arrested for beating up a hooker in the Philippines tho. He fucked her then found out she was a he.

Dec 29 vs Wild
His second most recent goal after Anaheim Jan 13

imagine being a welfare queen and proud of it

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his numbers since then are GRIM af

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>that trend of ToI
G R I M
R
I
M

eh, we discussed this earlier today, even ove has a similar slump

Navy faggot I'm going to give it to you straight.
You're a fucking faggot and no one cares about that time you gave your buddy a blowie in taiwan.

>The Pittsburgh Penguins are now paying Carl Hagelin to play for the Capitals

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I HATE PAUL MAURICE

i jumped off a boat once and it changed my life

/hoc/ is a nice guy general
compliments are mandatory

>a singular (1) goal in that span

Oh God my fucking sides

extremely based
military queers OUT this is a sweden bashing thread

i wish the league keep a separate list of PP TOI

>Lias Andersson recalled
looks like ZOOK or Hayes is getting traded then

Imagine trading for Carl hagelin

Imagine trading a 40 goal scorer for Cliff Pu

those who don't stand behind our troops, feel free to stand in front of them

hockey karlsson netminder

which means you never went out. probably just stayed in the barracks playing vidya and swabbing the poop deck

Which year it was?

>mfw the canucks win the stan lee cup in two years

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Greenside corpsman master race here, best of both worlds. Loving this military shit flinging.

2010-2011

>Juoveli

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just need a 1lw and two first pairing defensemen
ez pz start planning the parade

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this doesnt even consider q. hughes

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He didnt just beat him up he drowned him in the toilet, that was my old unit.

hope we get byram and he turns into a first pairing guy.

ha ha ha why the fuck did I make this

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how do you like broberg? he looks like a very solid nuhl dman. it sounds like he is the stronger skater while byram is a better puckhandler. seems like those 2 prospects are getting forgotten in this very forward heavy top10.

ok, now this is based
and from experience, elias is an excellent goaler

N

keep dreaming

ATTENTION SWEDES

is Jesper Eliasson good?

apparently hes tearing up the league but I cant be bothered to watch him irl

kek nice job

John Carlson esque

reminder that all three of the f*nnish picks in the top five of the 2016 drafts are absolute busts.
do NOT let your team draft a f*nn

it's not just draft picks. NEVER take ANY finn EVER

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wow, ovi was getting a lot of assists in his early years

never trust finnigger hype. kakko will be krappo while some other less hyped finn be like cutekaniemi

Im a navy seal sniper with over 300 confirmed kills and I also shitpost on /hoc/

this
Swedes are the superior hockey players

he used to drive the play a lot more when he had young legs. imo the most physically gifted player since mario.

haven't heard anything about him since last summer

Samuel Ersson is better tbqh

why does that kid look like he'd be a perfect fit on the hawks in the first mighty ducks movie

Why aren't the tall players mean and nasty anymore? Byfuglien lets up on every single hit, Burns and Hedman don't even try to pretend to hit people and Tyler Myers acts like he's 5'11.

Why won't tall players play like Pronger or Scott Stevens anymore

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laine a shit

Finns all look the same while also being probably the ugliest “people” on the planet. Explain this.

>Why won't tall players play like Pronger or Scott Stevens anymore
because the league has repercussions in place now
avoiding those means letting up on your check

the nuhl has to be friendly to 150 pound soibois nowadays.

because he looks like macaulay culkin, who looks like he belongs in any children's movie from back in the day

Business idea: Laine fanboys to death camps to raise the overall IQ in the world

Tom Wilson does

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some of them look like beaners desu

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devastating the finnish population in the process

>he says collecting neet bucks in mommy's basement

and tom is one open ice hit away from setting a new suspension length record

Based Wilson

I hate the new NHL. I miss the old NHL

>sharks

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Nope, Finns are pretty redpilled on Laine nowadays. Delusional Canadians on the other hand..

Burns has pretty bad concussion issues so he doesn't play a heavy physical game anymore. he's like one bonk on the head from actual retardation.

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You were on the peleliu?
Wrong again

I feel like he's one bad hit away from getting expelled from the league.

they were jerking him off like crazy when he played in finland
crazy how fast you guys turn on your own

there's lots of big hitters in the league still
I'd say every team has at least 1
the late hits and headshots, elbows, etc. I'm glad that is mostly gone from the game. But hitting is still a big part of the game

go back to /nba/ bulge-kun

But the people he's against are at upper chest level. How can he get hurt if he's the one delivering the hits?

Finns are the ultimate gloryhunters. If >we were shit in any Winter sports, no-one would give a shit about those sports. Just look at Ski-Jumping right now.

I never liked Laine in the first place, but then again, I rarely like our über hyped prospects. Barkov is aight

For me it's Rebecca Johnston

retaliation, lad. plus he needs to be on the ice, he can't take the penalties that come with being a big hitter. but at least the shorks got michael haley back. should add some nice grit here down the stretch

Good ol' Asian titties.

You lads will be watching the Aus/Nz ladies play the cricket tonight, yes?

explains the love for F1

Quick rundown on the finns why do they do what they do?

Can we get the cell key winner mark stone?

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Correct. Gimi retiring and Bottas downgraded to a lesser team would cut 50% of the audience here

>tfw mämmi season soon

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darn thought he could be our future gk when howie is gone

well how about Jonatan Berggren

what would u give up?
supposed late first round pick aint much

>The winters of my childhood were long long seasons

You want to take josh ho sang?

Finns will go back to bandwagoning the Jets when Laine goes back to scoring 50 goals a season. I guarantee it

Too much sauna changes the brain chemistry.

hahaha jokes on you i love to suffer and ill continue following the kitties and not just because of barkov

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naw, stone is worth more than that
wahlstrom or dobson at least

He can't go back to scoring 50 if he hasn't done it yet.

>Laine scoring 50

Won't somebody please consider my business idea?

Gonna need you to look away for tonight, lad.
I promise nothing bad will happen.

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That's Austria idiot

he's 20, by the time he's 25 he'll be scoring 60 a season. I have seen the future

I'll have what you have

Severe retardation?

new NHL vidyas are going to have to add a video game addiction rating to properly rate these zoomers.

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>look away for tonight
>love to suffer
thats the point, hurrdurrfan

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Touché

were gonna lose 4-1

business idea: bring your own sub night

>Hoffman's on the trade block
ha ha what the fuck
why

youtube.com/watch?v=zOY37LdlHQw

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maybe Laine is intentionally playing like shit so he gets traded like Jagr did in the 90s

Thinking about taking a HUGE Laine before sleep

bloos canes SCF

Jagr did what now?

>love to suffer
I thought you were being hyperbolic, fren.

do you guys think burns unironically has a katana collection?

>havING to go to an actual IKEs because the one on the concourse is fucking SHIT. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Laine for Kapanen

Why, he only leaves the house to go to the rink and has a fucking stacked team around him

ha ha holy fuck
what a hoot that would be

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>Numbers suggest Staal, Puljujarvi, Howard could be difference-makers for Stanley Cup contenders
trade for him right fucking now!!

nhl.com/news/behind-the-numbers-value-at-trade-deadline/c-305034780?tid=278542340

Maybe Ehlers wouldn't team up with him for the epic Victory Royale

I bet he has stupid shit like a great sword or a lance.

Staal for Laine

what a joke

Shorks/Canucks-Bolts final

Reminder that this guy gets paid for writing this shit

>trading a young player who has potential, but having a bad season for an old man to a division rival

waifu pillow, katana, minecraft poster on wall, and possibly a few mlp dolls

I would hope so

>Numbers suggest

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I can't remember the specifics, but I remember reading somewhere that Jagr intentionally played bad on a team because he wanted to get traded (Capitals I think)

some other user could probably give you more info

That sounds hilarious.

>a goalie at the deadline

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Finally having some wintery weather today in Phoenix lads

its 46 F in Phoenix

Winter? lol is it like57ºF or someshit?

Just had an afternoon coffee and there's definitely a HUGE Laine in the works

Who would want him anyways with a cancerous shrew of a wife?

Don't yourself lad

add a clause that requires a divorce in his next contract

Maybe that's why they're moving him. They finally realized what the Senators' locker room already knew.

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She's not even his wife, she's just his girlfriend.
All of these players' families are being put through nightmarish shit by some cunty puckbunny thot that their teammate isn't even fucking married to. That has to make it even more intolerable.

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Jesus Christ what a goblina

Spring is finally here lads, it's up to 16

That's not even above freezing, what the fuck.

Don't think it has been since Superb Owl Sunday

why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free, as I always say

ha ha meow

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Here in ky we've had that nice 60 one day 22 the next day flurries one day rain and thunder the next

Laine has one of the greatest shots I've ever seen. That shot was touched by God that maybe two or three guys are blessed with in a generation. The first several times I watched him, that touched by God shot that looked like a BB coming out of a big slingshot made me think he would be a generational goal scorer. I haven't watched Winnipeg at all this year. I don't understand how he isn't automatic from the hash marks on the PP with that shot.

>do same thing every single time
>defender AND goalie picks up on it eventually
Amazing, like the other players AREN'T total idiots or something

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hope they get a good return for him if that happens

who did it better?

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Just like Ovechkin, right? You snowbelt retards are so stupid. Fuck off to /r/hockey, where you can be an ignorant cuckhold with all your brain dead friends.

Incel idiot.

Stamkos and Ovi can at least score in different ways. Laine just relies on the same old trick over and over.

damn hamonic ripped that clapper while he was moving backwards.

see

imagine some retard comparing the finnish bust to Ovechkin

Ovi and more recently Stamkos have developep different ways to score. Ovi slowed down a little a few years back because he relied so much on the meme shot

Didn’t it take Ovechkin like 5 years to discover the meme onetimer from the left circle? He was played on the point for half of his career.

Meanwhile us brainiacs on /hoc/ discovered Laine was a one trick pony, pp babby within 5 games of watching him.

Yeah it was a pretty nice one. If only he could stop getting injured so often.

Not an argument, sunbelt cucks. You all were saying THE SAME THING about Ovechkin as you are about Laine. You say Laine is slumping? HIS WHOLE TEAM IS SLUMPING RETARD KEKS. Hell STILL break 30 goals IN HIS SECOND SEASON

So again FUCK OFF back to /r/hockey

I dunno the heat maps only go back to 2009 and CTE has ruined my long term memory

Laine could be the next ovi if he could learn how to play hockei again

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over 100 goals in the NHL as a 20 year old player and /hoc/ calls him a bust

oooookay

It's his 3rd season. Typical sunbelter always reveals himself

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pulpock for parayko
thoughts?

I would pay a sizable fee to see them fuck

Parayko is worth much more than Pujluarvi

Porquoi? Bloos would be dumb to do that trade

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Fuck off Patrick

I must've met and played against almost a thousand hockey players until I quit the sport at nineteen and I can tell you, not a single one of them weren't anything but straight. Sorry to ruin your homoerotic hockey utopia bitchboi

Sunbelt cucks have destroyed their brain with the dry chicken and stale biscuits diet courtesy of Bojangles. They’re all the samefag Canescuck.

their tiny brains exploded when they traded skinner for pu

Kucherov and Kane really left humanity behind

I thought McDavid and Gaudreau were pretty close but Gaudreau is 4th in point scoring and is 20 points back from Kucherov

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this, gays don't play sports. everybody knows that
there are a few exceptions, but gays mostly go into fields like fashion, hairdressing, dancing, etc

>hoffman on trading block
Nerds ruined florida lmao

Justin Schultz fucks this one dude every summer in Kelowna.

The normal gays that play sports don't make their gayness their whole identity. Why can't more gays be like the gays of Ancient Greece? Not limpwristed dancers.

Hoffman to the islanders would be good imo, Give that team some boost in offense

That's just good manners tho

Matthews has 3 fewer goals in 26 fewer games, and he has 17 fewer of those goals on the meme PP unlike Laine who relies on being a man up so Wheeler can feed him

george st-pierre will be at the flyers @ habs pre-game ceremony tonight

>they STILL can't stop thinking about >our team even when >we haven't been posting and nobody else has mentioned anything to do with >us
Mental illness must be a fucking trip.

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Hoffman ruins every power play

why do people care about what other people act like. how does someone being a limpwristed dancer ruin your day

at the all star break Gaudreau was above McDavid and Kane and was 2nd in the league behind Kuch for points, but since the all star break Gaudreau has been on a bit of a slump while Kane and Kuch both have been putting up huge points.

Our PP is ass, so no harm done

>matthews has fewer goals than a literal bust
embarassing

theres exceptions to every rule

Because their behavior is fucking annoying. I'll tolerate gays trannies whatever as long as they can act like normal people.

And the sunbelt cuckolded “cainiacs” are here to shit up ANOTHER thread. And then they’ll do a cringe, Reddit-tier “Storm Surge” and pretend it ISN’T completely fucking bush league and that the ENTIRE NHL is laughing at them

nobody was even talking about the relocanes. why did that sunbelt retard just post that?

>/hoc/ is talking about Laine and Ovi's meme shots
>I bet the Carolluminati are behind this

men have been fucking eachother in the ass since the dawn of time, it's only in the last 50 years or so that they have made it an "identity".
hockey karlsson netminder

Fuck the hurricanes

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imagine being annoyed instead of amused by men acting like flamers
imagine having your day ruined by a feminine acting man

Please stop.

Would unironically rather go back to /pol/posting, discussing food and fast-food joints, and sharing our cute anime edits with each other.

not very difficult.

Leave canes posters alone, they are just hockey fans like the rest of us

Not sure what to make of this post.

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Posts stats.

fuck off faggot

ty fren
hockey

exactly, gays and jews are the most overrepresented demographics in media related occupation for, while being the most underrepresented in sports and athletics, though there are some exceptions for gays in some sports I'd imagine. Though I'm unsure if this also applies for lesbians as well

Leddy dubs

you cant drive /hoc/ discussion? sad.

Canescucks are 5000% more annoying than Tranpon GAY fans ever were.

62 18 20 38 -7

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its just so simple

you are the fucking problem

Why didn't we draft larkin lmaoooo

how does Ekblad have so many penalty minutes kek

1G
98A
0PiMs
-42

Bennet: kind of a bust
Dal Colle: megabust
Virtanen: kind of a bust
Dal colle was such a bust he dragged the players around him down

Thoughts on Jussie Smollett? What kind of sandwich did he have from Subway? What’s his favorite anime girl?

So we can all agree Draisaitl is elite right?

>tfw this is the last "bust" done from the snow management besides ho sang

The kids been shit

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there is usually 1 kid drafted in the top10 every year who absolutely destroyed the chl and then is completely useless playing against men.

>bring them up out of nowhere in connection to something that has nothing to do with them
>wtf why are people talking about them now I hate this

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mcmeme babby

henlo are snes frens here today?

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butthurt canescuck detected
tell me how you feel about this image for confirmation

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Check the ceiling.

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>them
Go clog your arteries with fried chicken fatty

>everything that I don't like is because of X
>wtf why are we always talking about X
Are you really this dumb?

I guess mental illness really is a fucking trip.

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Canes are going to win another cup in the next few years and you are all going to cry like little babies

That draft makes the upcoming one look like a fucking joke.

who was it from the most recent draft?

how will this change from anyone else winning the cup?

zadina most likely

What would be the team that /hoc/ as a whole would least hate to see win a cup?

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Kys faggot hockey hates you as much as every other sunbelt sport did

shittsburgh

coupled with cringey victory celebrations making don cherry rant even more

st louis

Probably, he got overhyped after the draft and probably doesn't think he has to work hard anymore he hasn't been great in grand rapids

I think that this is an incorrect guess.

Feels like an Arby's night

i think youre a gay cum slurping fagtron but thats just my opinion

Bruins lol, and yet they the 3rd best team by points right now

>Jack Eichel unironically said he should've been the #1 pick

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New York Rangers?

Why not give Burger King a shot? How long has it been since you went? The menu has some great items. Try a new one?

Management said he was progressing nicely though

points aside, eichel is doing more in role as captain, 1st line centre, coach and gm than mcmeme will ever achieve

But there's a guy who hangs out there who'll try to kick the shit out of me as soon as I show up.
Even if I beat him in a fight, it just seems like too much hassle.

fuck off shill

>McDavid literally dragged pooilers to the ploffs
>eichel hasn't even sniffed them until this year and they're already falling apart and will likely miss again and only having a good year because hes a skinner baby
K

maybe, but his numbers in the ahl are pitiful compared to his chl ones

it was a joke you fucking salty edmongolian

>mfw we lose 70% of our scoring in three days

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yeah but you're a team

This place doesn't seem to handle jokes well at all.

Imagine your team being a poor drafter lmao

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>we're almost a team

Sabres, they've suffered long enough

>and literally cannot even get Hughes

Oh so you do learn after all pussy

How about you come to Burger King and make me, faggot? What's your excuse today pussy

its a bunch of autists what do you expect

I think Eichel's got better leadership potential than McDavid. McDavid is the better player, but he's done a poor job of rallying his team as the captain

>finally get another number 1 pick after all the flack for dipeetro
>use it to draft the maple leafs a number 1 centre
kek

>generational talent doesnt care about leading players with the collective skill of paul bissonette
Do you blame him? I'd trade him now for a ton of shit before they find him hanging from his chandelier

john tavares is overrated shit

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nolan patrick put up a 100+ point season in the whl when he was 17. hes not a complete bust but isnt really living up to his draft spot

A lot of you talk tough but as soon as it's time to go to Burger King it gets real quiet huh?

>b-but the islels can draft no wrong
LMAO

absolutely DESTROYED

>sabres
>bloos
>florida
>rags
>dallas
at least 4 me. don't really hate any of those teams

I love laughing at other teams misforutune

i don't give a fuck about the isles i'm just reminding you

Panthers
I feel bad for the players there and they have some quality guys

hi

Everybody wants to be a gangster until it's time to do gangster shit.

hello

Describe your team with a picture I'll go first

>ottawa

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>rags

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burger king tastes like shit, even the fries suck dick. anyone who voluntarily goes there is an obvious faggot pedophile whos only there to play tummysticks with a little boy in the ball pit.

>jake bean: blank
he didnt think hard enough bout dem beans

if he wasnt playing in an irrelevant market he would get hype.

My turn

>Carolina hurricanes

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I was gonna go to burger king today, remembered last night and drove right by; this is no way to live

Can't wait to hear tomorrow's excuse, pussy

Just say you're too scared

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I am so glad that there are no Finnshits bandwagoning >my team

Tell me what BK you work at and I'll call your boss and tell them to start cracking the whip

I will take the free (You)s, even if they're from a ball pit child rapist.
Does this make me a bad person?

>work
Come to Burger King and I'll put in some work on your twink ass you sunbelt FAGGOT

im so happy finniggers hate >my team

>laffs

And with the first pick the New York Rangers select......... :DDDDD

Get off your ass wagie
m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvvHXjKloNs

pray for me, my team has swedes rooting for it

It's only human to desire (You)s

Yawn ok pussy so you're too scared to get raped in Burger King, glad it's settled you sunbelt faggot.

Yes

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>sunbelt
Lmao I'm not even the guy you're obsessing over wagie

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>schedule all games at 7-730
>no late games
wtf gary

Whopper is Reddit and BK shills need to FUCK OFFBurger King is Reddit. McDonalds and the Big Mac are Yea Forums.

BK shills FUCK OFF

sharks

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there is a late game tho

there is a late game today?

islels and oilels at 9pm EST
Yotes and nucks at 10pm EST

GMT here, just always post in EST

>that filename
Whew

BK a shit

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EST is onions timezone

>McDavid was asked by reporter if he was "panarin" sick

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What game(s) is everyone watching tonight?

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Shakes are the only good thing from Cookout. Their food is garbage.

Do not bully Vasy

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Flags going away. Thoughts?

p.Yea Forums.org/sp/thread/91041592

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>tfw historic season

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Fine I'll bully you instead f/a/ggot

Some veggie flatbread shit

Nylander?

what the fuck is this

*loses in the ECF*

Hang on I have a webm of her goal on tuesday

new Yea Forums testing

>dykepuck

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Proud of you

>Frogposting

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t.weak male intimidated by SKRONG females.

*signs karlsson for 6×6*
We gonna tax break our way to a cup no matter what desu.

jesus christ.
the faster this place dies the faster i can move on.

whats historic about it?

For me, it's Smash Burger

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Things are looking good

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cookout is based stoner food, cheap and open till like 3AM. Their burgers are shit though.

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Thanks

>tfw historic choke

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>soilers: south

What is she saying?

>bioche bun
its trash

seems like there will be mandatory login to post too
not memeing

>stoner food
t. degenerate. That's a nice tripas taco tho.

Who are some forwards that play well defensively? Asking for a friend.

I heard some best or one of the best cap era something or another somewhere

elias pettersson

old news
it's just a tablet friendly version

>18.5%
gary ios

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Oilers will get the no1 pick this year

>tfw local smashburger closed

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ondrej palat

elias lindholm

can she do that with a bottle of Bonaqua tho?

on pace maybe
124 points is the benchmark in the cap era

Patrik Laine

There’s nothing wrong with frogposting, buddy

>t. tastelet
Harvey's isn't bad though user, you like it?

BREAKING
DUCHENE, STONE, and DZINGEL TO BE SCRATCHED TONIGHT

Jesse Puljujarvi

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they have 3 games left before the deadline. are they going to get scratched for all 3?

three names of diseases are scratched?

is she putting it on or taking it off?

Can >we get one of those cntrl-f "blots": 45000 results occasions complete with highlight screencap if we do? I miss those >rags ones. Might be something funny to deal with another wasted season.

duchene aka locker room cancer

it has its place

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Possibly. It the clubs future at stake if they get hurt and can't trade them and they all walk for free

Two cups since the last time your team won one
Stay obseethed

Well. You underage retards almost did it. You cucks ALMOST went ONE FUCKING THEEAD without being fat fucks talking about food EVERY FUCKING TIME

Can they upset the Huskies?

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for me its greentexting
>tranpa gay lgbtning
when the inevitable series ending loss happens

I want nigger dick inside me

>muh cups
just pointing out that you are a bigger prospect graveyard than the soilers.

if they continue to dominate the league as much as they are until the end, and then get bounced immediately...you better believe there will some shtiposting happening fren

t. poorfag on food stamps

Based

hello where is based samuel?

in the wongs record setting 124 point season, they promptly got ousted by the edmonton oilers in the first round

t.can't afford food lmao

fisting himself in a snow covered field

How are you guys celebrating Subban history month?

Connor in the locker room
>"c-cmon boys..."

any tom posters in here?

um excuse me but its willie o ree history month.

*waives his anthem protesting colored player*

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the official /hoc/ celebration party is already scheduled. Feb 28th at 11:59:59 pm

good games tonite, Gary?

insider bro here, stone to flames

CAR @ FLA starts soon

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if they get Stone they are making the finals

For?

What happened to Patrice?

With that goaltending? I'm thinking not

close up

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o'neal? he dead

he wants to win the cup and thinks the flames are a good team

RIP Schwoogie

Just keep smith out of net... or in net if you actually have to play him.

Smith is the starter again so they will actually play him

if murray can win 2 then why cant another >elite tendie do the same?

how do you fist yourself? I take it you’re an expert on the subject.

activate kiprusoff

What’s for eats tonight, boys

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Because Monahan and Gaudreau aren't Malkin and Crosby

Ready to ironically lose to the caps.

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made some burgers with ham and mozzarella on top

What are we betting on tonight guys

always bet on the sun

jumbo scoring 4 and then whipping out his cock and stroking it

>stone Duchene and dzingel all healthy scratch
Uhhhh

end of thread reminder that bulju IS generational.

fun

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Just ate dindin. Grandma made burger and a bowl of leftover soup. gonna listen to it caps game while I workout then make chili for tomorrow

Canes are a lock

new

monny and johnny are elite, stay scared

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>anecdotal evidence
>Cliches

Hockey is full of queers just like ever team sport out there

that's just your homoerotic fantasy you faggot

No its just facts m8. You're the one in a fantasy because you want to believe hockey is perfect. I'm not gay but could give a fuck less if some hockey players are gay(which they are)