Europa League: Chelsea - Malmo Match thread

And again, like against United, we see that Rudiger goes high and on the right to defend.

Barkley seems like the only one that cares about pressing of the offensive players, too bad he's awful.

you weren't here for the schalke match?

here it is sorry bro

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anyone here else unequivocally love azpi

Should I use this or the euro league thread? This seems dead and the other one seems to fast

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That sounds rather gay.

I used to.

Chelsea in blue socks at home? För helvete Malmö

>robbie savage

For me, it’s Safari

that one is just as dead

what's the problem? Do Chelsea usually have different socks or what?

>getting dominated by Malmo at home

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>being flustered
>at home
>by literally who

FEED ME MEMES. I WANT A MEME RESULT

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Yeah well what did you expect

>so THIS is the power of sarriballpalsy

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rofl Malmo taking the piss

>Rosenberg

Malmö have played in the CL several years this decade you ignorant asshole.

where do people find streams?

Why doesn't RosenGOAT play for the national team?

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Yeah white socks has been their first choice for decades

He doesn't want to

he's shit

bfst.to/play/soccer.php

Found it on /r/soccerstreeams new subreddit

hesgoal.com/news/41585/Chelsea_vs_Malmo_FF.html

footybite.com/football/malmoe-ff-vs-chelsea-preview/

Why is Malmö dominating against a top tier team in the best league of the world?

Fucking hell lads. Which one.

I mean, so have Arsenal tbf

Neck thy selfs

Because we're the best in the world la

>chesea
>top tier team in the world

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Alright based Chad Malmö forcing Chelsea to wear blue

What a fag he should support his country

Seething Stockholmer detected

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Why not!

what's the problem?

Most successful team to come out of England for the last decade.

sooth my soul

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We'll get in through the back door

>literally can only hear Malmö chants
>the absolute state of english """"""""supporter"""""""" """"culture""""

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>arselel didn't choke today

boring

Based Bachirou played for my shite Scottish team for 3 seasons

Absolutely surreal feeling seeing him playing at Stamford Bridge

Why does he keep saying that the players reek

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Holy shit, those closeups of chelsea fans annoyed as heck

is having the ball sometimes considered dominating

>just came home from footy practise
>eating a pizza
>watching the game
Pretty comfy right here lads

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yes he can't think properly because he's got that sweet sweet smoke on his mind

>Move! I’m trying to take a photo, bitch

>Betis
It's happening again. And Rennes is known as the French Schalke.

I've just realized Chelsea went down hill ever since they ditched Adidas for Nike

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The goals coming lads I can feel it

>being this much of a brainlet

>can't even overcome nicotine addiction

Sarri OUT

It’s the little things in life, bro

*bops you on the nose*
Hot chocolate for two user?

the most pathetic drug to be addicted to

Well they were playing some literal who bulgarian team

Chelsea have been going downhill since 2012-13, today we are seeing the full force of it because CIty and Liverpool finally got their shit together.

me but not in a gay way. in an admiration way

Wait, is it Malmö fans who are chanting?

rally p*ssed off at genk right now

more like Ross Sharkley

It must be very stressful managing a top flight team, I don't blame him

What are they chanting? Sounds aggressive

Chelsea are such a mess

The Virgin English fan and the Chad Swedish fan

yes, listen to the chants

it's all swedish

BETIS

lmaooooooooooooo

CHELSEA WHEREVER YOU MAY BE, WE ARE THE FAMOUS CFC!

forgot
>only work 6 hours tomorrow

Shhhhh. No talko before cacao

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Why are the swedes always aggressive as fuck? Were the Vikings their ancestors?

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VAI TOMAR NO CU LA LIGA
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AQUI É LIGUE 1 PORRA

shite chant

they should start handing these out in London as well

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whööööä whööööä whööööä

should I get one of those new thinkpads?

It's Malmö so probably some Nasheed

You made me order a pizza. How does it feel knowing you’ve butterfly effected some random person on the internets life.

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fug wrong thread

it's malmo lmao

Frammåt Malmö!
Heja di blåe!

CHELSEA
CHELSEA
CHELSEA
CHELSEA

CHELSEA
CHELSEA
CHELSEA
CHELSEA

are you gay?

>lelgium makes fun of swedish language
Don't you have those horrible SCHHH sounds in your language or is that just dutch?

whats a better drug to be addicted to? I started smoking cigs this week (after smoking pot non stop for a couple years) and its pretty great for remaining productive

>VAI TOMAR NO CU LIGUE 1
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>AQUI É BRASILEIRÃO PORRA

why would he head it back lol. Giroud's meme position has gone to his head. Cunt's forgot he used to be a striker.

sure

Posted from my Lenovo™ IdeaPad™

BOSS, PUT ME IN, IM READY

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Doing more than morata and piguain ever did for attacking play

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AQUI É AVIÃO E FOGO PORRA

what

Why isn't Hazard playing?

why don't sarri just play kante at cdm and train him to pass sideways?

he's tired

Frens pronounce Malmö!

here's mine
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Giroud should be a starter desu, I'd even try him and Higuain together.

Chapecoense and Flamengo

dale dale
dale dale bo

>Swede fans louder than us
Just

i agree.. he’s one of my favourite strikers and sarri is just fucking him and our attacking play

Giroud's problem is that he needs someone he can unlock. Chelsea has no player that can regularly score goals, so they need a striker that can.

oh yeah

malmo malmo malmo hey hey hey

>first the CL games yesterday and now this

my first time in a long while watching this semen slurping """"sport"""" isn't going great

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>away fans louder
basically most matches

we just need our team to understand he’s a springboard for going forward, once they realise and accept that fact. it’s inevitable we’ll score more and look more threatening

chelsea's attacking football really is just not very good

Barkley is USELESS

>us

Only Pedro makes those runs though. Hazard, I guess, like to play with the striker, but everyone else wants the ball on the feet or is awful.

Good you kinda sound like the accent they have in Malmö

The players are legit too dumb to play sarri-ball, they compare learning tictacs to being in a classroom

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and thats a good thing

how so

I HAVE THAT FUCKING SONG IN MY HEAD AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW THE WORDS!

I can already tell you are a manlet

noice

not always, but when visising plastic teams

if you are a fan of your club and would travel to another country to watch a mid week game, you do care about the club and will sing

yeah :/ Barkley and Kov are okay but pedro is also one of my favourite players and I feel like he’s being fucked over for Willian who’s inconsistent as fuck

I'm 178cm so kinda

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and that's a good thing

The CL games yesterday were good, Monday's were the bad ones

Home advantage is a meme then

based

Your voice sound very nasal

they were probably bad cause there weren't any CL games on Monday

MY EYES HAVE SEEN THE GLORY

i meant for top 6 clubs in england, rather than most teams in the world. away fans will always be up for it and home fans can be corporate as fuck if they aren't winning. home advantage is less to do with chants from the home supporters and more to do with familiarity

OF THE TRAMPLING AT THE ZOO

Away fans are 85% of the real fans

WE HAVE WADDED UP OUR PRINCIPLES

are the local dudes hostile towards gook bandwagonners trying to blend in?

AND ALL THE MONGRELS TOO

Dubs and Malmo make anime real

To be fair the Malmö fans are louder cause this is a big match for Malmö.

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why do they use argentine chants?

This is correct! Malmoe have no billionaire owner. Its a proper member club like most in Sweden. This is the real achievment here!

oh no no no

kino

Kino

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argentine songs are used everywhere

lmao

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Are they the hooligan club of sweden?

I cringe everytime

CHO is just an ugly Musonda.

We don’t care, we just want our team to win.

Are rudiger and kante based black men

WHAT'S HAPPENING

yes

chelsea have never needed tactics before to be succesful

no they are cucks

Steve Holland IN

kante is white

welp

lol genk

GIROOOOOOOOO

Fak

Sexy man scored

BASED KANTE TEARING THROUGH YOUR MIDFIELD

Wrong again! Bring on the next round!

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Sthlm are cucks they all vote F!

these malmo lads love a good cynical tackle

4d chess

>that caballero passion

Anyone else would have made a meal of that tackle and got him sent off. Based kante

>In less than 6 months sarri has turned us into everything I hate – weak, soft, morally superior possession based continental dogmatic pointlessness.

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>tf
>tp

Do u not watch serie A

CHO is ready desu

>commentator praising sarriball
its fucking malmo

It's not even sarriball

sarriball is nothing but fast passing to second place.

absolute state of Sweden

Kovasic seems to be on another page compared to most players, he doesn't fit the rest of the team.

This isn't sarriball. Youve seen sarriball maybe 3 times this season when hazard wasnt being a ball hogging faggot

switchin' to betis nuthin' personel

Chelsea will get turned over later down the line. This is POOR!

such a fucking cunt

Chelsea will beat Cty 1-0 and then proceed to lose against whatever relegation shit team is after that.

BARKLEY IS A BEAST. FULLSTOP.

Pretty embarrassing from Sweden here.

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What's sarri writing about that 1

why suddenly everyone can take free kicks now

*fulfills potential*

based barkley

Why?

Chelsea budget 9000000000000 million

Malmö abort 300 million

Apart from destroying Swedes, how is Barkley doing at Chelsea so far?

one little spec of soul amidst tbe undead

shit, he's their worst central mid

*about

worse than Drinkwater?

make more money

drinkwater doesn't count at this point

Get a hair cut

We don't have rich oil sandniggers in Sweden

Yes

because you don't make enough money

>That grin from Jorginho
He knows he's fucked

51% rule fuck off plastic

kinda feel bad for him t bh

jorginho is a great player and i think it's pretty insane how he's taken so much abuse. if he'd signed for city instead he'd have been a key player there, pep must be crying himself to sleep he failed to sign him

he'd be playing second fiddle to gundogan and fernandinho

CHO may be the one..

Germany have that rule too and even they are poor as fuck. Look at the one club that flouted that rule in Germany, RB Leipzig, and how easy it was for them to shoot up the leagues. Only allowing one type of ownership model of the table means any better ownership type is not gonna be implemented i.e. you are hurting your clubs.

pretty nice goal desu

LADS

HES SOLVED IT

That FK

Not watching the game because busy but why what happened?

I hope they play like this against city

Announcer named him as he came home

>BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>play for Chelsea
>dude weed lmao

Selling your soul NO thx

Based Lewicki putting Giroud in his place

>neverkusen

just let these young lads play against city please
they can't be worse than how the first team did in the league

RB Liepzig has more soul than most clubs in Bundes though, they utilise young attacking talent and exciting coaches. I'd love for them or Dirtmund to break the Buyern stranglehold on the league

I want to become a football player

it's 26 years old too late to get into? I was good at age 12

I'M SORRY NIANG

you should become a pro cyclist instead, you are naturally predisposed for it and cyclists last longer than footballers

just find some lads to kick it about with, don't get your hopes up

same

Played untill I was 19

Done 1 season total 19-24

Now about to turn 25

>losing 3-0
>still louder than the home team
Pathetic

Do you ever watch La Liga or the PL, m8? Or any other league apart from the Swedish league? If so, you stop stop being a plastics, bandwagoning fuck.

Soul for people is just doing things the way you are used to do them. It's like living in a house for a long time compared to living in a newly bought house. You think it's better because you've been there a long time but really there's no difference. You're just an autist that is afraid of change.

muh "we were shit but a-at least we have heart! ;))" chants don't mean much

Ampadu - Loftus-Cheek - Hudson-Odoi

This is a Chelsea Fan's dream spine

>ampadu
ends up loaned to exeter 3 times
>loftus cheek
injuries plague him, ends up at bournemouth
>hudson-odoi
goes to bayern, becomes a top 5 player

The fans booing Jorginho was embarrassing. Arsenal-esque

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The hate Jorginho is really weird. I assume that people are attacking Sarri and him because they are mad that Guardiola is not being exposed so they lash out against the closest target but still. But still, not even TOrres was so hated and booed.

Soul means change. If something doesn't change, it's not alive.

Imagine if you inherit an accountancy business from your father. Times change and suddenly people start to use computers. You have an option: keep doing things the same way or change with the times. If you change, the business can flourish. If not, it remains stagnant and dies.

The way to honour your ancestors is to adapt to the new times. That's how your keep their legacy alive. Not adapting means that it will die out. Not adapting is a lack of soul and a disrespect to your ancestors.

I think its more to do with him being Sarri's 'son' and him playing shit for a few games and generally being poor. Personally think 'sarriball' will work once we sell hazard and buy a new right and left back

You're right on the mark, I'm not a chelsea fan but i've seen how his napoli played and it made for some fantastic football so I hope chelsea stick with him and help him buy players to fit his system. Just look at guardiola and the team he's assembled because the club backs his vision and his system

>buy a new right and left back
That's the key, Alonso is just trash and Azpi is looking past it.

They contribute very little to the attack.

I imagine it's because he "dislodged" Kante from his natural position, a point that gets regurgitated on a weekly basis. Jorghino is that type of player, in my opinion, who is great and can elevate the others when the team around him also plays well. It just hasn't worked yet the way it should but Jorghino has displayed his quality on many occasions by escaping pressure and keeping the ball ticking over, reminds me of how Busquets does it for Barcelona.

I think he's great personally

Barkley is the GOAT.

Agreed, new fast full backs is the key. Napoli had faster full backs in serie A(slower league, than Chelsea do now in the epl(faster league). There reason I feel jorginho is not at his best is because the players around him aren't moving around quick enough to find the angle to receive a pass. City spent £50 each on 2 fullbacks, unfortunately cant see us doing the same:(

>3-0
Where are all the cocky Swedebois gone? BTFO.

>I think he's great personally
Same, him playing poor is more down to his teammates not being in the right positions to receive the ball

Rus cuck! Keep thinking its the same and tell us how the next member meeting @chelsea was like

>bench jorginho
>win