>be british

they cant hold their alcohol man u should know that with ur flag

the only brits that come where i live are old and peaceful fren

thats because the younger ones kill themselves with balcony diving

Says the American

>visit Almanya
>talk shit
>get hit
the usual

we cant hold our alcohol but we dont try to start fights tho

No, but it should be. Europe would be much better without them

Why are brits always get hurt outside their shitty island
Does anyone actually like them?

They're consistently rated as the worst travellers abroad.

>w-we want them to leave!
Trying too hard, Fritz.

Chat shit, get banged.

Krakow is based, but the anglo's at night are fucking terrible

Still seething after 74 years

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Whereas Europeans are just shitcunts in their own, warmer climates.

the subjects who visit here are very well behaved, i guess the rabble stick to their side of the pond. although wayne rooney was already arrested once, so there's that.

Yankland is out of most of our undersirables budget

>angolo
isn't that a French footballer?

>disease
Looks like you spelled hobby wrong, fellow britbong.

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There are good brit tourists and there are terrible brit tourists. There are no good chink tourists.

cant argue with that, a dead brit is the best tourist

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We dont go to other countries and start fights

Really? These days you can get flights to the USA for like £130~ each way with Norwegian Air, if you use it along with something like AirBnB then it's basically the same price as an all inclusive resort in Spain.

British tourists are bro tier. German tourists are the fucking worst literally Chinese tier

t. Born and raised in NYC

Krauts probably jumped him

oh really?

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Yeah m8, Irish and Scots are clearly a different breed

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Englishmen can't win fights in the Isles against Celts so they go to the mainland

How poor are you? Vegas and Florida are full of northern scum.

How would you know

That's no way to talk about Stevie G

youtube.com/watch?v=5u0JfNY_YIk

>be British
>go to a ally away game
>have fun, drink a lot, make the most of my mini holiday
>Throw plastic cup on the ground because there's no bins for isis to hide in
>get branded as the worst fans in the world even by my own media
>Go to an axis away game
>get stabbed
>media is shocked
>clinging on to life in nhs hospital straw bed
>hear talk sport on the radio
>they're jabbering on about how we should remember it's a minority and has nothing to do with the nazi filled nation
>fade into black as a new Vanerama advert plays

My grandpa killed krauts in the war. He said to never trust them or what they say

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Do you not know that China exists

This is, how you say, true

Work in retail and these retards can’t figure out coins

They're also complainers and will wake up at 6 am on a Saturday to go to a museum

In Hamburg our trains don’t stop as much and we, how you say, fixed the rat problem (gestures to Haredim guy)

scmp.com/magazines/post-magazine/travel/article/2102308/who-are-worlds-worst-tourists-six-nations-stand-out

Asians aren't real and you've never seen one.

For me, it's the Dutch.

>in Berlin we do not have to pay cleaning fee
>this dish said it has gourmet cheese but I do not taste it
>i counted these threads the sheets are not 1000
>you Americans are not as cultures as us it is obvious
>*stands awkwardly in the middle of the side walk holding up foot traffic*
>*wear speedo to beach*

Funny how you guys shit so much on chinks. Here there a shit ton of chinks tourist but they're always pretty calm, apart from the excessive picture taking. It's alwasy some retarded american that tries to steal some ancient brick as souvenir or engraves his name on the Colosseum

But I’ve fucked them

t. Giovanni Lee

How do I learn to one-punch heem Anglos?

Not a good look for bongs

See this is why I'm terrified of ever getting in a fight. Knowing my luck I'll punch someone and they'll fall backwards, hit their head and die and suddenly my life is over.

stop being a 45kg manlet gook

The Brits are loudmouthed braggarts but always get their shit kicked in when they leave their soggy island. They were still scared shitless of the Russians after the Euros that they avoided the World Cup.

Reality TV innit.

youtu.be/4rJFtzaZz-c

bullshit.
if never seen a german claiming holiday compensation because even when your holiday is literally ruined you get 20% of the price at best here

>Man City fan
There's only a 20% chance he's actually English desu

>Roma last year
>Schalke this year

why are continentals so violent?

this is why we want to leave, you savage brutes

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They started it

Germans are good at crushing plastic lmao

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>British man murdered
Oh no!
>he supports Man City
Nevermind.

Nah you guys are shits. You bitch and moan more than my woman on her period

Your grandpa was lied to by his overlord's. Pretty embarrassing post

Cringe