/biathlon/ - Winter sports general - TANK Edition

>Langrenn (World Championship Seefeld)
21/02 14:30 Sprint F Finals
23/02 11:00 Skiathlon Ladies
23/02 12:30 Skiathlon Men
24/02 09:15 Team Sprint C Semifinals
24/02 11:30 Team Sprint C Finals
26/02 15:00 10 km C Ladies
27/02 14:00 15 km C Men
28/02 13:00 Relay 4x5 km Ladies
01/03 13:15 Relay 4x10 km Men
02/03 12:15 30 km F Mass Start Ladies
03/03 13:00 50 km F Mass Start Men

>Nordic Combined (World Championship Seefeld)
22/02 10:30/16:15 HS130/10 km
24/02 10:30/13:30 Team Sprint 2x7.5 km
28/02 11:00/15:15 HS109/10 km
02/03 Relay 4x5 km

>Ski Jumping (World Championship Seefeld)
22/02 14:30 HS 130 Qualification
23/02 14:30 HS 130 Men
24/02 14:45 Team HS130 14:45 Men
26/02 16:15 Team HS109 Ladies
27/02 16:15 HS109 Ladies
28/02 16:30 HS108 Qualification
01/03 16:00 HS108 Men
02/03 16:00 HS108 Mixed Team Event

>Alpine Skiing
22/02 09:30/13:00 AC Men
23/02 10:15 Downhill Ladies / 11:45 Mens SG
24/02 10:30/13:30 Alpine combined Ladies / 09:30/12:30 Mens GS

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Nooooooooooooooooo

NOOOOOOOOO

I HURT MYSELF TODAY

skiistad, more like falla

FUCK THIS

FUCK

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>TANK Edition
OH NO NO NO

wtf are you doing here?

Call Tank, she's crying

Tank crying ;(((

Tank BTFO

No bully

>TANK Edition
OH NO NO NO

why not ? I cant post on 2ch

CMON RUSSIA

That sucks, but let's go Jess!

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i'm gonna be sick

I fucking jinxed it. She would have made it past stabby Stina aswell. FUCK

WHERE?
NRK? YLE?

Suka goddd why, hate russian broadcast

Big girls don't cry :(

stfu ivan

>stina didn't even need to stab her, she did it herself.
The absolute madwoman

Ukraine is NOT Russian clay, stop harassing him.

Eide to final

>shittins

WHO #TEAMVICI HERE

Based Carl

>gidings

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never post on this board again

you are not a skiing country

Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck did she fall? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Tank to be World Champion and fix this broken sport. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought she was a good skiier???? This is so fucked.

So Ustiugov gonna fucking crash now?

Jessie choked :(

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Is ok, tell your mom you are sorry. Tank will have her chance. The dominance is only beginning.

THIS DOES NOT SLIP

Poor tank

Fucking top tier from Eide to stay behind and comfort her even though she was going through to the final.

chimpout

>russians telling ukrainians they're not a country

BASED

this category is fucking stupid.

>Ustiugov

MAD AS FUCK

they are not
they are russophibic shithole

the virgin ustiugov

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Ustugov wth

MAD

Haha, Guess Ustiugov is the Chad, Klæbo looked scared

can we protest klaebo's attack?

TBDesu it was Klaebo's fault but no need to get pushy.

Hanna CUTEberg

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delet

>reeeee ukrainians no like us

Kys yourself.

or Ustugov attack

Long girl is long

stfu ivan!

also wtf ustiugov?

he'll get a yellow and that's it. No DQ

WHORE

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Kleabo consciously attacked him before last uhpill

kys

Ustyugov yellow card for obstruction AHAHAHAHA

Sorry, what?

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Klaebo ahead him so wtf ?

weirdly attractive

arhivach.ng/thread/428918/

KEK

EMIL EMIL EMIL
EMIL EMIL EMIL
EMIL EMIL EMIL

*is unimpressed*

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arhivach.ng/thread/428918/

You heard me.

Now take a hike, pal.

LEL

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMIL

klaebo pushed him to the side of track

WELL THAT WAS FUCKING GAY

>Spreading your propaganda on a Yea Forums thread about skiing.
Ivan go jerk of to Hinz to calm your self.

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Any proof to back up your claim before i head off on my hike?

>propaganda
what? its a pro-ukrainian site


>jerk of
i never do it to any waifu

Ryoyu finally had a nice training jump, though it must be said that the conditions got really much better at the end. The top favourites in my opinion are Kamil, Eisenbichler, Geiger and Ryoyu, with the dark horse being Peier.

>Ustiugov

youtube.com/watch?v=xzpndHtdl9A

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Lets do this

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More like 'Slutts' lmao

Time for Stabbing Stina special attack

uncomfy

NILSSON WILL WIN :333

AHAHAHAHA

AAAAAAAAHAHhahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>swedes

GULL GULL GULL
BRONSE BRONSE BRONSE

>falla

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>SWEDEN

>SparemBank

>the shanty town of sverige

HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

>swedes
AHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAH

LOL

not like anyone cares about this gay sport

Maiken haaaaaahahhaahahahaaaa

>sweden

FUUUUUUUUUUCK YEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

MAIKEN!!!

webm of solenoid please

>Retivykh breaks Klaebo leg at the finals

SILVEREXTRA

AHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

slowmo*
yikes

>silver-stina

Our athletes have too big brains for skiing

retivykh will be already in the tail at downhill

SILVER STINA

Swedes had realistic chance for 3-4 medals in sprints and only got 1

Amazing job by Stina after injury.

based silver-stina knows her place

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S I L V E R
T
I
N
A

Silver-Stina :3

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Tank had this

Eide :3

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This

Eide a qt desu

glorious, thanks

Poor Sundling. Might've been cucked outta gold by her team mate there

Shit happens, still great job by Stina

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Tank would've won ez

Results from yesterday's training

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>norgay

> Stina is still happy

loser mentality desu

>2019
>caring about ski jump

How did karate kid do?

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Yesterday

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she have jessie traits but for me she is qter

also marthe kritstoffersen looks like jessie

btw just learned that marthe was very promising junior but then failed to become good and ended career

shut up

Emil will win

>maja assuming the position

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And here's today's training. The Geiger and Bichi skipped the second round ater good first jumps. Kraft and Ryoyu and the Norwegians showed their first good jumps in the second round (in great conditions).

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i hope, emil seems like a nice guy

where we?

And the second training round. The Poles and Peier didn't jump today at all.

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oh here we are

I could keep up with these lads

Lol

why are russians constantly chimping out?

For some reason Klimov hasn't jumped well yet, maybe he'll improve in the Normal Hill.

kek

lmao

lmao

CHADBO CHADBO CHADBO
CHADBO CHADBO CHADBO
CHADBO CHADBO CHADBO

CHADBO

Webm pls?

Klaebo so fucking cool man

CHAD

2 golds in the bag already
Record haul incoming

Klaebo is such a fucking faggot lmao

>if you win you lose
quintessential swede

>tfw ustiugov shows up at the finish area with a shot gun

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You would know Stefan

who's doing the team sprint together with Maiken?

Retivykh IQ > Ustugov IQ

retivykh deserved a medal to make up for that hairline

Aren't you supposed to be preparing for the next race, Calle?

>Ski jump
0 golds

>Combined
0 golds

Ingvild

do you watch guberniev?

nope. He is 100% moron

>>Combined
>0 golds

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Eide was so fucking lucky today

Mark my words, Klaebo will come out of the closet a few years after his career's over

>Russians

>Implying le falling over man can make it to the finish without fucking up
He almost got DQ'd already

Strange how Riiber's ski jumping form has fallen. Today, in two training rounds on the hill, he was only 13th and 14th. If Rehrl and Seidl can pull a two minute lead after jumping, Riiber just won't stand a chance for medal.

I'd even put Gråbak ahead of Riiber as your favourite for gold, but maybe I'm just exaggerating and Jaarl can improve tomorrow.

Also interesting to see how your ski jumping team does, right now it doesn't seem likely that they can fight Poland, Germany and Austria, but we'll see if someone chokes

Did you know the southerners took Finn Hågen Krogh's "lucky loser" place in the semifinal away and gave it to some nobody? This is unacceptable.

does ukie tv show ski?

>who is lundby and riiber

anyone's got some screencaps of the nice gstring skistad was wearing?

poor ruski

eurosport is pretty nice with very professional commentary

russian eurosport?

international tv but with russian commentary and english studio experts

*blocks your path*

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Is it realistic to hope that Norway takes each and every cross-country gold medal?

No

nah, everyone but Klæbo are a bunch of chokers among the men

Not 15km classic. Skiathlon and 50km will be difficult.

not really. I bet that ruski will win men relay without a fight

>norgays in classic style
lmaoing

Iivo and Alex gonna fight for 15km and 50km gold

Will be tough to beat Niskanen and Bolshunov in 15km classic

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Russia will win the men's relay.

no
>15km
>50km
>men skiathlon

Friendly reminder Harvey is retiring after this

Lol, no

>Men 30 km
Ustjugov

>Men 15 km
Bolsjunov/Niskanen/Cologna

>Men 50 km
Manificat/Bolsjunov

>Men 4x10km relay
Russia

*BRAAAAAAAPPPP*

you want some!?

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Fucking L@L

polaks watch a ski just to see russians fail?
instagram.com/p/BuHIWvfnLvf/

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Russia definitely not gonna win relay easily

>studio experts
???
English studio? psot a link

>Men 30 km
Sundby/Iversen/Klæbo sweep
>Men 15 km
Sundbyy
>Men 50 km
Sundbyyy
>Men 4x10km relay
Repeat of 2017, Sundby gives Krogh a big lead before last leg

Ebba will cuck Therese

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can you fuck off already? Nobody likes Russians

ньюфaг, cъeби

Pigs will fly before Manificat wins a 50km

>sundby

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>things that will never ever happen

Johaug is on another level.

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нy и cъeбy

with Devon Kersaw and some random tv guy

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whole butthurt belt watches ski just see you fail

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What are the chances that my wife, Sara, will beat her?

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3 hours of spinning while watching sprints. Top comfy.

>sundby
>wc

*to

link? how big is the studio?

She can make the podium, but she's been far behind Althaus and Piggy's level this season.

>Krogh last leg

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Should include Finland desu

>Sundy
0 (ZERO) individual golds

and this time he won't even be on the relay team

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*Sundby

romania and bulgaria are friednly for some reason

also Anev won yesterday and i was very happy, he is very often in top-20, sometimes he have top-10 speed, but never had a podium, there are always some guys like him(i mean from small countries, but doing well, like Rastorguev)

and i learned he speaks Russian pretty well, idk where did he learn that, maybe from coach

also claire egan can say few words in russia, as sven fischer, and denise also have stated she knows russian in her IBU profile, but idk maybe its just fun memories from easter german school

digits and FRIDA wins the skiathlon

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CONFIRMED

Based

based and cutepilled

>vg.no/sport/i/oRrlrj/vg-spaar-vm-norge-tar-ni-gull-johaug-blir-vm-dronning

According to VG, Norway will get 21 medals (9 golds).

We are already 1 gold ahead of schedule, as they predicted Dahlqvist as the winner of the womens' sprint.

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Finns don't care about Russia. It's nice to win them because they are butthurt about Finns though.

The only time we were relevant since E.Dafoska at Nagano 1998 .... I missed, because I forgot the Minsk second tier championship, kill me/

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The slimey little femlet got no chance in hell to win that.

>Russia winning the women's team sprint
Good one VG

>Wanting Swedeshits to do well
fucking Quisling

>as they predicted Dahlqvist as the winner of the womens' sprint.
how did they come to this conclusion?

1) where from Anev knows russian?
2) is biathlon a popualr sport in Bulgaria? do you have a snow? in short interview for russian channel he mentioned training place he was week ago had the same wind as raubichi, i forgot it but it sounded likes it place is in bulgaria

>they are butthurt about Finns though.
you think too much of yourself, literally no one cares believe me, you for us is the same as lets say denmark or belgium

(well, in hockey it might be different, but i dont follow hockey)

>as lets say mongolia or sweden
fix

Bolshunov's crying tells otherwise.

Anev knows Russian because Russian is common second language at school, also parents all studied russian as first language during commie times so they help. Nu pogodi was a common cartoon broadcasted even in the mid 00's
We got plenty of snow and our training base is at Belmeken at 2000+ elevation in the Rila mountains which are windy as fuck.
Biathlon is popular as Dafofska won a gold olympic medal in Nagano 98'

What kind of fantazies did you built in your head?

he was sad because he lost, not because he lost to LE EVIL FINN and he couldn't sleep because he lost, not because he lost LE ANOTHER BATTLE in LE THE ETERNAL RUSSIAN-FINNISH RIVALRY (the rivalry russians are not even aware about)

>not following hockey
Are you some kind of gayboy?

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not buying it

>this buttblasted about us
do we live rent free in all other russian minds too?

RENT FREE

We watch sports to see Sweden fail desu

RENT FREE

For me she's the winner anyway

you are really delusional and think you are big to us? i guess you are not big to anyone, you are too cold and autistic to have any kind of rivalry anywhere, even with sweden

there is 145 mln ppl in russia
there are hundrets of thousands to see OG and WCH skiing
there are 1000s in internet right now
there is 2 in /biathlon/(95% of posts are by first, 5% by second)

and no one of those knew we had a rivalrly lol

the only '''rivalries''' we have are probably
1) vs norway in skiing relays (and, i guess, also personally versus klaebo at this particular WCH desu) at some seasons
2) vs ukraine wherever
3) vs canada in hockey

dont care about other countries in other sports

FUMING

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Based on her performance in Cogne last week she'll be lucky if she even finishes in the top 20.

Remember, the butthurt belt works both ways.

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ABSOLUTELY FUMING

>(and, i guess, also personally versus klaebo at this particular WCH desu)
xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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Haha

SEETHING

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asslegged

god save the russian skiing

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Sweden wins biathlon mixed relay!! Most important race today!

>Derbystar
She knows what's up.

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was worth a shot

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would lick

asslegged

var hoy odds da

she's 158 cm

would you feel the alps?

smol thot c:

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I would conquer the peaks if you catch my drift

put 30k on on the other sun-kissed norwegian and you're good

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>some negro/arab/spic buys a pair a of roller skis
>fucks around on them for a year or so
>goes to the world championships/olympics
>finish dead last or maybe ahead of some other hut dweller
>"oh wow such grit"
>long series of interviews with media
>"you make obongostan proud!"

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The only screen time Karhu skis are going to get this WC.

It's hard being white :(

based

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We should all migrate to some third world country with no snow and start skiing competitively. Get to go to world champs and Olympics. As a bonus our qt skiing waifus would also be at those events.

Eide has a big, fat ass!

>le Finish sleeper agent face

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Incredible legs, too. >inb4 2019; being a legfag

Why is her ass so 'tall' if you know what I mean

Not as tall as Tank's ass

ahahaha så sinna

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It's always risky mentioning legs. Ivan might go off on how powerful Hinz's legs are.

long muscle insertions i guess, all asses are different. could be an advantage in skiing. i am of course talking out of my ass as was well.

TBDesu senpai that's the whole point of asses and tits. They are all different and that makes them nice in their own way. This is also a bit too far off topic for my tastes.

You are right. Insertions affect the shape of the muscle most.

t. assman?

ass

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This tracking shot deserved an Oscar

now as the dust has settled i can say FUCK KLAEBO

sergei really looks like he had VERY GOOD
conditions and could give a fight on final straight

a) top quali speed(quali speed was not that good few weeks ago, that means he really improved it in last camp)
b) 1/4 distance run
c) 1/4 finish spurt
everything was very nice

he really seemed to be able to compete with klaebo really really close today. maybe even win, cuz klabo did not look that good vs pelligrino


i remember when i saw it live, i noticed not the collision itself, but the chance they can fall together, i thought 'you can be gentlemen, slow down, stand straight and dont make him fall but lose a speed, or you can fall but at least his race will be ruined too'. Yes, scummy thought, but i could not avoid it, its a stereotypical reflectoric thought you have for such day
i also missed the moment klaebo pushed his skis, i though its sergei who initiated the collision on start uphill so i thought he was in wrong there


now i think he should've just fall with klaebo, at least would give him a lesson or maybe make him more angry or motivated for future

if someone made you fall - let him fall with you tbqh

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Why is skistad called Tank?

>utlendinger på ski

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>Simon Schempp withdraws from Östersund
>also quits 18/19 season

she is big
tanks are big

How tall is she? Is she taller than nilsson?

>johaug lips
is it, dare i say it, time for some """lip balm"""?

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Yes

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I want all your webms of her.

tank was measured at 182cm last year.

i don't have any of her

Could be difficult for her to become a true climber then like tiny johaug, she's probably heavy.

tits>ass

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>falla
>stayed on her feet the entire race
excuse me but this product is defective

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For me, it's Christina Geiger.

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>tits>ass
t. virgin

>Slalom-Ass
Is that a pun on As ("ace") and the English word "ass" or is my German rustier than I thought.

remember me?

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*posts incoherent weeping to Instagram*

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matchtv.ru/skiing/matchtvnews_NI975064_Sergej_Ustugov_Psihanul_i_nachal_materitsa_na_Klebo_potomu_chto_ponal_chto_takoje_rukzak_Pervoje_intervju_Sergeja_za_zimu

day or two ago Sergei gave an interview
seems like he had some tensions with Klaebo already, not trying to tie it with today cuz it were a light tensions, a regular in-race disputes

about the 15km TDS pursuit at 3 january:
> - Klaebo then said you were barking and swearing
> - I was coming out(?) and said him 'Klaebo c'mon!' so he would take his part[of leading, they were in front]. There was no answer. I freaked out, started to swear on him, because there I understood what 'backpack' means


Backpack is a Russian skiing slang word for the guy, who sits behind you/group, dont take a lead/dont work in front, and then try to out-spurt you on last meters(prime northug)

also at 5 january he had some clash with didrik too, broke his pole during race and didrik threw the piece at him in response

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pls no, it still hurts.

This really got to you

Newest Helt Ramm
youtu.be/31dQRZI3VaY

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Big sports watches look awful on smol girly wrists.

cross country/biathlon/alpine women have the #uglyface challenge

Eide's panties were seen both from front and rear woohoo

after the bronze finish, after she was shacking/crying, rus tv shows 1080p maybe, it was seen so clear

it's true

would you too, if you had a top skiers contending for medals at every day

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got weird feelings from this. like watching arnold schwarzenegger cry

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youtu.be/mUzSkMdvOXo

Based Eide first comforting a crying tank and then crying herself after the final.

Fuck. She could have won today. She gonna rape everybody without lube in the future.

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her sister died last year, former skier and she was a good friend of all the skiers too.

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Being so delutional that you think Sergei even can get a medal in sprint. What the fuck Ivan. He can't even beat the pasta.

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rewatch 1/4 - he is in very good shape
recall the quali results - he is in very good shape

why klaebo was not given yellow card for stepping on skis also? norwegian lobby at fis?

should've just fall together

klæbo was in front, and ustiugov had no space to get past on the inside, unironically all his own fault

Ass means just ace. I don't think there's a pun intended.

Gee, bet she doesn't even forget to hunch during sex, huh?

>klæbo was in front
he wasnt, he took sergei's line, leaving him no space
if he indeed was in front, he wouldn't collide with opponent skis

Klæbo was on a very nice path, it's illegal to try to come from behind and squeeze in between on the outher edge like that. Klæbo did not break any rules. Those who come from behind have the responsibility to find a different path when passing those in front. Did you just start skiing yesterday, how do you not know this?

In front Ivan. In fucking front. Sergei got no chance anyway, so stop pretending.

the bigger they come, the harder they fall

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Ivan still seething jej

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skino

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nrk.no/sport/gull-falla-lo-seg-i-hjel-av-skistads-niva-stikk_---ma-jeg-kommentere-det_-1.14441271

10000% Based

Like Northug in Sapporo

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Finally some trash talk in the otherwise dreadfully boring women's skiing

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think this was already posted
i'm out

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good work, thanks

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based

Tank webms as requested

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She somewhat better in mass start. Clearly got some pacing issues in individuall

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Who is dwarf?

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That's true. She started out way too fast in the 10k last week.

Fossesholm; took two silver medals and a relay gold in this years junior world championships.

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I can see her panties lads

She often does that, even when she wins

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any norweggers here seen camp seefeld with thug? you can tell that he's bummed about not racing tb h

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Ugly

t. stared at the sun as a child (and still do probably)

late night cutie bump

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Who are going to go the team sprint?

Falla - Östberg
Falla - Eide (pls no)
Falla - Jacobsen
Falla - Johaug

Pick your poison

I meant will it be Klæbo-Iversen or Klæbo-Krogh?

99% Klæbo - Iversen. They said Krogh is probably done after today.

Fucking evil southerners

I will boycott and watch instead:
Falun teamsprint
Lahti relay

Pure kino

Based.
I'll get my VHS of the 1992 NM-Relay as well

Ski jumping quali starts 14:30 CET. Predictions? I'd put Kamil over Peier and Geiger today

I see no reason why it wouldn't be Klæbo-Iversen
Nothing else makes sense after yesterday.

>Predictions?
binlan loses again

Do you not find ski jumping exciting without Finns up in the front?

Also, I'm a bit worried about how Ryoyu is the last man to jump. Kamil could well take a proper 5 point lead after his own jump, but if Ryoyu has one of his mad days like in Willingen, I don't know if anyone can stop him. Well, Kamil had a similar advantage in Lahti, so anything can happen...

based

Imagine if her suit rips at the fall and exposes pusy haha would be funny

Alpine skiing yes, ski jumping not but I watch nordic combined.

Disgusting "journalists" running back and forth like gossiping bitches to start some shit

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Alright. I love ski jumping, combined and cross country, but never really got into alpine skiing.

oh god

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>Do you not find ski jumping exciting without Finns up in the front?
I wouldn't find ski jumping exciting even with Finns up in the front. I would probably endure watching it if there was a possibility of Finns getting medals but I wouldn't find it exciting or enjoyable. Way too much rigging from the jury for it to be exciting. Nothing wrong with it if you enjoy it but I just can't get into it.

They could still do Klaebo-Sundby

>it's treason then

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Now that the dust has settled, regardless of Tank's fall and the Klaebo-Ustigov incident at least we can all laugh at the Swedes.

never fails. funny to me how angry calle was at his pole when his retarded tactic fucked him over so much harder

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I never laugh at Stina

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Not funny.

Also no Ebba tomorrow

what? why?

Some illness

Who will replace her? Frida?

>Nordic combined ski jumper's ski goes OOB over the safety nets

>Charlotte Kalla, Ida Ingemarsdotter, Frida Karlsson, Evelina Settlin

Don't know who replaced her but one of these

It was pretty funny

I want to hold her and tell her that everything will be alright

Tears of joy I guess

She also cries when everything is alright.

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slut

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Kino shots in skijump from the back camera. Vanishing into fog.

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Who's idea was it to have winter sports this far south?

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Merry Christmas and Happy New year 2019

Rock on dude :D

>Frenzel First
Based

shit jump by riiber

How on earth has Frenzel again regained his best form just in time for the world championships? Last year he did the exact same trick in the olympics, this was even weirder given how totally lost he has seemed in the world cup. GOAT!

Johaug, Ǿstberg and Jacobsen can sweep the skiathlon medals without Ebba in the race. Only true challengers seem to be Pärmäkoski, Diggins and Nepryaeva. Little reason to believe Kalla is suddenly back at the top of her game.

Imagine the smell

Guys, I think this pic gave me a massive crush on Eide.

So is this the incel general?

Wonder what team Sweden will bring to the team sprint. Probably Maja and Jonna. It's in classic style, so I doubt Stina will risk another injury. That many hard races in a row can't be good for her.

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She's perfect

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Trial round for the ski jumping quali in Innsbruck is on. Aschenwald again with excellent jumps, could even fight for a podium finish tomorrow!

Peier 127m from gate 12! I can't believe Killian is actually fighting for the medals here, but it's true, he's been so solid. The guy was 7th already in the Four hills tournament here, but this is just on another level. It seems that all of the frontrunners of last summer – Ryoyu, Peier, Aschenwald, Klimov – will be among the very best here.

Imagine putting sunscreen on her back and cheekily untying her bikini top

>Johaug is aiming for only 1 personal gold

yeah sure

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Eisenbichler, Peier and Geiger proved their outstanding shape. Okay jump by Kamil, bad jumps from Ryoyu and Kraft. Hard to say whether they jumped bad or if the weather worsened for the last jumpers – after Geiger, everybody started jumping less.

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Still can't believe how lucky Eide was to get that bronze yesterday.
>Norway's 5th choice, wouldn't even had been there if Falla wasn't the reigning champion (free spot)
>25th in the qualifier
>Somehow gets into the easiest and slowest quarterfinal despite her poor qualifier
>Outclassed in the semi, in last position before the last 75m when Skistad falls
>Barely manages to pass Brochard to finish 4th
>Through on time as the slowest lucky loser
>In 6th and 5th position entire final until Dahlqvist falls and breaks Sundling's pole
>Passes Sundling (who finishes with one pole) in the last 25m

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keikaku

Her sisters ghost was with her the whole time.

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You now remember a half dead Emil Jönsson taking bronze in Sochi after a triple-slip in the final.

Ray Bradbury tier. Also Falla essentially winning on walkover. Shame we got such an anticlimactic final desu.

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Great to see Tkachenko qualify!

>Also Falla essentially winning on walkover. Shame we got such an anticlimactic final desu.

What are you implying?

Who remembers this?

youtube.com/watch?v=M79oNtIc9GE

That Sundling/Dahlqvist/Tank fucking up meant that nobody was there to challenge Maiken

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cringe. it's just some broken ribs Petra

looks like Ito is in good form here

Excellent jump by Hayböck. Austria has a really solid team here if Huber can jump just a little better and more consistently.

do you think riiber will cry when he gets 4th today?

"Fucking up" means that you're not really good enough to be in the final.

Peier is just so rock solid here in Innsbruck, just amazing! The jump was by far the best so far in the quali. Could even win the competition with these kind of efforts, if only he can keep his head level!

Nobody cares, it's not cross country.

braindead post

Maiken would've finished 1st or 2nd even without Dahlqvist's crash. She beat Stina and destroyed Sundling in her semi. Only Dahlqvist was in a position to beat her, Stina couldn't have possibly closed the gap from 4th position. Tank didn't make it to the final, so we will never know what she would've been able to do. I think she would've won it, but that doesn't take away from Maiken's win. Avoiding accidents is a vital part of the sprit.

Why would it bother you if I post about ski jumping? There isn't any cross country today and there's still time until the Nordic Combined starts.

Awesome jump by Geiger! Really firing it up, much better technique than, say, two weeks ago. Much more forward going than previously.

Could Eisenbichler follow up Velta on winning a world championship gold medal without winning a single world cup competition?

The Norwegians look really lost here

Iivo in skiathlon confirmed
yle.fi/urheilu/3-10658637?origin=rss

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BEWARE

He's going to be destroyed by Sundby.

No one's going to be destroyed by Sundby

Iversen wins the skiathlon. Ustiugov and Chadbo fuck each other up.

t. knower

Fuck you, Finland, did you know Finland's highest mountain is on Norwegian soil?

>sundby

More like Chokeby

i can feel it in the air...
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I know for a fact Iivo fucks Kerttu on a regular basis, you know the inbred look.

He even got her pregnant once and she had to have an abortion done.

>she had to have an abortion done

Shame. Wasted talent.

Frida

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you're all WRONG

Musgrave will win

When she retires, she will begin popping out Niskanen incest babies to continue the inbreeding of cross-country talent which has been going on for generations.

Have you ever seen pictures of Niskanen parents together? Don't tell me they're not related.

R.I.P.
Boomer here. I was cheering for Mika in 1997
youtube.com/watch?v=m59wbORVcvM

t. national traitor

That's big coming from the country that just hosted the worst Alpine WCH in a long time.

10km Gundersen starting in 10 bings

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t. dählie

No. All the incels are shitposting on pol blaming jews, brown/black people, feminist, etcetc for not getting laid. Pol would not exist if women gave away blowjobs for free.

I really like their legs

Good Luck guys :3

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I'm not Bjǿrn Dæhlie, why on Earth would a retired GOAT athlete aged 50+ and with untold millions on his bank account spend his time on Yea Forums?

She definitely deserved the win, and no one is trying to take anything away from her. Not crashing is part of skiing and especially sprint skiing. However her biggest competitors crashing made the final anticlimactic because she had no real competition.

To shitpost about skiing?

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>those fighting game like power gauges

One of the Goatest women skiier of all time imho.

Both Fridas are cute when angry

Based zoomer

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Riiber 21 seconds behind at 5km. Started 59 seconds behind.

Poor ebba;(

If you mean Einarsson, I agree. If you mean Andersson, you have no perspective.

Chasing group not gonna catch them.

Frenzel, ihr wisst es..

>win 10 of 15 races in the world cup
>choke at the world championship
quintessentially norwegian

Based Schmid with a silver out of nowhere. Looked dead 90% of the race.

>rydzek

FRENZELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOMGGGGGG

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>Jan Schimd

More like Jan Sneed KEK

Schmid was lucky to even be there. Couldn't compete in Lahti due to illness two weeks ago. Hasn't been on the podium all season.

>World Championship barely gets any posts in Finnish boards
>meanwhile Ence's CSGO major league games get 1000 posts
damn skiing is really dead in FInland among young people :(

you're making new Finland?

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I was surprised to learn the other day that skiing has been removed from the official comprehensive school PE curriculum a few years back. It's a far cry from my comp years when winter PE was either ice hockey or skiing round the park next door whether rain or snow, as long as the temperature wasn't below -15.

Can make, sorry, was having dinner

basiert

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NEW
Here's hoping i updated the calendars correctly.

It was such an alpha move. Now nobody gives two shits about Marit's win.


>Sundby
>Win WSC