Imagine how good it is being referee and making controversial decisions to trigger fans
Imagine how good it is being referee and making controversial decisions to trigger fans
Ryan Cox
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Logan Gomez
Aren’t referees failed footballers?
Dylan Adams
isn't your mom a failed pornstar?
Jaxson Roberts
That's left backs.
Austin Ward
Fucking French
Noah Taylor
Hilarious
Aiden Morgan
didn't you have a referee who slashed a fan not so figuratively
Chase Perez
why aren't making an anti messi thread?
Benjamin Martinez
>player calls you a useless bald cunt
>u wot m8?
>stop play and command him over to you
>he starts getting and pleading with you
>give him a yellow card
>his teammates yell angrily at him
>later on his team is defending a free kick
>take 10 confident chad strides and push player out of the way
>spray white foam line so it goes over his shoes and give him a look of dominance
>opposing player takes his free kick and it's heading straight for his bollocks
>player moves hands to protect his nads
>blow whistle and put your hand in your pocket as you walk toward him
>he falls to the ground in tears
>that smug look on your face as you slowly pull out a second yellow for handball, then a red
>player stomps off the pitch and kicks a water bottle
>blow whistle again and point to the bottle 2" onto the grass
>player gets fined for violent conduct
>club docks thousands off his wages for being sent off
>in the post match interview, his manager states that he thought the first yellow was soft
>put in complaint as manager was questioning an official
>manager is fined thousands and is banned from pitchside for the next 3 games
>go home
>your former-catalog model wife has made a nice roast dinner for you
>watching MotD highlights and she's turned on by your alpha display, giving you a blowjob during 2Good2Bad
>go to bed content
>make an appointment for a hair transplant the next day using your above average wages
>next time you officiate a match with that player take a half step towards him that makes him flinch
>run your fingers through your new hair, ask him if he's alright then blow the whistle for kickoff
Brayden Baker
finally a good topic of discussion