Imagine how good it is being referee and making controversial decisions to trigger fans
Imagine how good it is being referee and making controversial decisions to trigger fans
Ryan Cox
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Logan Gomez
Aren’t referees failed footballers?
Dylan Adams
isn't your mom a failed pornstar?
Jaxson Roberts
That's left backs.
Austin Ward
Fucking French
Noah Taylor
Hilarious
Aiden Morgan
didn't you have a referee who slashed a fan not so figuratively
Chase Perez
why aren't making an anti messi thread?
Benjamin Martinez
>player calls you a useless bald cunt
>u wot m8?
>stop play and command him over to you
>he starts getting and pleading with you
>give him a yellow card
>his teammates yell angrily at him
>later on his team is defending a free kick
>take 10 confident chad strides and push player out of the way
>spray white foam line so it goes over his shoes and give him a look of dominance
>opposing player takes his free kick and it's heading straight for his bollocks
>player moves hands to protect his nads
>blow whistle and put your hand in your pocket as you walk toward him
>he falls to the ground in tears
>that smug look on your face as you slowly pull out a second yellow for handball, then a red
>player stomps off the pitch and kicks a water bottle
>blow whistle again and point to the bottle 2" onto the grass
>player gets fined for violent conduct
>club docks thousands off his wages for being sent off
>in the post match interview, his manager states that he thought the first yellow was soft
>put in complaint as manager was questioning an official
>manager is fined thousands and is banned from pitchside for the next 3 games
>go home
>your former-catalog model wife has made a nice roast dinner for you
>watching MotD highlights and she's turned on by your alpha display, giving you a blowjob during 2Good2Bad
>go to bed content
>make an appointment for a hair transplant the next day using your above average wages
>next time you officiate a match with that player take a half step towards him that makes him flinch
>run your fingers through your new hair, ask him if he's alright then blow the whistle for kickoff
Brayden Baker
finally a good topic of discussion
Carson Jones
really funny when you get your head chopped off and stuck on a stick in the middle of the field
Alexander Howard
it isn't much diffrent from fucking pornstars now days
Josiah Davis
>be premier league referee
>protected by various unions and organisations
>players/managers get punished severely for even suggesting you made a mistake
>be sunday league referee
>players crowd you every time you blow for a free kick
>get stabbed in the carpark after the match by the losing team's captain
Benjamin Bailey
This is why Yea Forumsergs should never be in a position of power
Anthony Harris
Tbh I think its the other way around, at least where i live.
Fans gonna sperg out anyway, but pro players sometimes shout at the ref, swarm him, make gestures at him etc. without getting a yellow card.
If Id try that shit in sunday league id get booked very Quick...
Anyway attacking refs is only a thing in big cities with full arab, turk, russian, eastern european or low class german teams.
Countryside is pretty friendly and the worst thing that can happen to the ref is to get screamed at by boomers or drunk players from the reserve teams
Noah Carter
Based
Gabriel Evans
yes
Asher Gray
yeah sure is hilarious gr8 bantz m8
John King
yes
Mason Reed
>soccer
>not gay
Cameron Jones
Oh sure, so fun, specially when little divas get away with insulting them
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Alexander Sanchez
>implying most refs aren't exactly like that
Dominic Wood
kek
Joshua Edwards
vintage
man city virgin
Grayson Brooks
>you’ll never shitpost on live tv
Parker Walker
>get fucking quartered and your head stuck on a pike in south america
Brayden Richardson