SOUL

Chelsea never had a soul, m8. It was always a plastic team.

You're plastic, m8. You have beautiful women in Poland, go have sex with them and spend less time posting on this board. It'll be good for you.

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Chelsea were already in the champions league when Roman turned up

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>Every corupted club is from oil money, there has never been corupted english club

Oooohhhh the cuck winners cuck how amazeballs zomg they are like real madrid!!!

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what a classic

Is this a porn viewing party

The story is that they want to watch the CL final Bayern vs. Chelsea but they end up fucking instead. After the cumshots they return to the game and the webm is what happens after Drogba scores on the deciding penalty.

what happened to based kid jamaica

Lol
Liverpool, arsenal and utd are owned by american baseball and nfl owners and have always bullied smaller teams with money. They refer to their fans as customers
City is kwned by an oil baron
Bayern, barca and rm are soulless as hell and constantly string arm little teams and have very few home grown players
Italy is constantly in trouble for corruption, especially juve
Unless you support a team that’s not in the champions league, you’re plastic, unless you live in the team’s local area
Stop kidding yourself, chelsea is no more or less plastic than any other big team. All the former United and liverpool pundits in the world can’t change that

Yeiks

low iq posts

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*SIPS MONSTAH*

Cringe

no CL run will be this legendary

>Chelsea had to beat Valencia in final match to get out of group

>Lose 3-1 to Napoli away in 1st leg
>Ashley Cole's last minute goal line clearance makes a come back possible

>AVB sacked, RDM in

>2nd leg vs Napoli. Chelsea go 2-0 up in return leg and are going through
>Inler scores putting Napoli ahead on aggregate
>Lampard scores a penalty to take it to extra time
>Ivanovic scores winner in extra time Stamford Bridge goes into delirium

>Chelsea beat an unbeaten at home for over a year Benfica side 1-0

>2nd leg Chelsea go 1-0 up and cruising,
>Benfica score and look likely to score again and go through
>Miereles scores a goal in last 5 minutes on the counter from a Benfica corner to make it safe

>Chelsea beat Barcelona 1-0 at home after being dominated the whole game

>2nd leg vs Barcelona
>Cahill goes off injured after 12 mins
>Busquets scores
>Terry sent off for kneeing Alexis Sanchez
>Chelsea playing with no recognisable centre backs
>Iniesta scores immediately after, putting them 2-0 up and going through
>Ramires' scores a wonder goal right before half time putting Chelsea ahead on aggregate
>Messi misses a penalty
>Then Torressssssssssssss in the 90th minute

>Final against Bayern Munich in their own stadium
>Muller scores in 83rd minute
>Heynckes takes Muller off thinking tie is won
>Drogbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa in 88th minute to take it to extra time
>Drogba fouls Ribery to give away a penalty
>Cech saves former Chelsea player Robben's penalty

>Match goes to penalty shootout
>Lahm scores
>Mata misses
>Gomez scores
>Luiz scores
>Neur scores(only taking one because Robben bottled it after missing one earlier)
>Lampard scores
>Olic misses
>Cole scores
>Schweinsteiger misses
>Drogba scores (Didn't take one in the Moscow final in 2008 because he was sent off and Terry took one instead and missed. Full redemption arc)

>Chelsea win the shoot out and champions league

>Terry goes full kit wanker

MOST ENTERTAINING CHAMPIONS LEAGUE CAMPAIGN EVER

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The good old days :’)

Remember watching with friends. Friend spents more than 100 euros for bets. bet on both different, but would win when either wins in normal time. They fucking draw, I go mental cause chelski, he goes mental cause money lost.