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Just got rid of my last stocks lads

how is your portfolio doing?

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hi frend

UwU
Well I bought my Bayer shares at these approximate points (obviously not right at the bottom, but near enough)
So, in the long run it'll be lit af senpai yaaaaaaaaas queen slay

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ihr kleinen muschriks bvb is noch lang nicht fertig mit euch habibi geht mal moschee amk

Reminder that Frankfurt and Leverkusen are the last hope for German football and you should root for them

We only care about Eintracht.

Falsch!

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fuck succer and fuck Griezmann

Where was der ösi during his/her hiatus?

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Indeed.

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Well, your Uefa coefficient doesn't

Don't care. Fuck DFB.

FuBßall mafia!

I did a Yea Forums winterbreak pretty much, I had nice Christmas holidays and thought I should move on for good, turns out that having tabs of a specific website open isnt what makes or breaks my life
I didnt really use my time for anything else once 2019 came in full swing, was lurking KC and playing videogames (mainly FIFA) instead which I was over already for a long time before
also was oversaturated of football from last year I think, but now with EC and (Austrian) Bundesliga starting again Im back to normal

Jz 1 Gulasch

>Sandro Schwarz hat frühzeitig einen neuen Vertrag bei Mainz 05 unterschrieben. Der Trainer ist statt bis 2020 nunmehr bis 2022 bei den Rheinhessen gebunden

>Der 1.FC Köln hat mit deutlichen Worten Stellung zur sogenannten Spitzelaffäre bezogen. Auf einen Bericht des Onlineportals „Sportbuzzer“, wonach Trainer Markus Anfang (Foto) vor der Saison einige Profis des Zweitligisten ausgesucht habe, die ihm regelmäßig über Stimmungen innerhalb des Teams berichten, reagierte Armin Veh mit deutlichen Worten. „Ich möchte lieber über das Spiel reden“, sagte der Geschäftsführer auf der Pressekonferenz vor der Partie am Samstag (13 Uhr) gegen Sandhausen, „aber auf diesen Bockmist, der da berichtet wird, muss ich reagieren. Das ist eine reine Erfindung.“
>„Wenn ich mitbekomme, dass es angeblich Spitzel in unserer Mannschaft gibt, ist das starker Tobak. Das ist hanebüchen und vollkommener Schwachsinn“, ergänzte der 58-Jährige verärgert. „Spitzel installieren, wo sind wir denn eigentlich? Das ist Wahnsinn.“ Auch Anfang erinnerte der Bericht eher an einen Actionfilm: „Das Thema klingt nach James Bond und ist nichts, womit ich mich befasse. Ich konzentriere mich auf das Wesentliche: unser nächstes Spiel.“

Haller - Jovic

Rebic

Kostic - Russ - De Guzmann - Da Costa

N’Dicka - Hasebe - Hinteregger

Trapp

You now remember when Energie Cottbus was the first team to not have a single German in their starting lineup

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Wie Polizei und Staatsanwaltschaft am Donnerstag mitteilten, kam es kurz vor Ende der Begegnung in der Veltins Arena gegen 22.50 Uhr auf der Promenade vor dem Gästefanblock „S1“ zu einem Streit zwischen jeweils zwei Gäste- und Heim-Fans.

„In dem Gerangel wurde ein 32-jähriger Engländer von einem Faustschlag getroffen, durch den er zu Boden stürzte“, heißt es in dem Bericht. „Bei diesem Sturz erlitt er ein massives Schädel-Hirn-Trauma.“
Ein Rettungswagen brachte den Fan ins Krankenhaus. Es besteht derzeit akute Lebensgefahr.

Posted in the wrong thread damn

>wenn ich das seh

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>deutsche die sich im internet auf englisch unterhalten

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>schalke fans sind untermenschen

puh da bin ich mal überrascht

>Austrian wants to tell me what to do
Adolf pls. 2 world wars was enough. I'm tired.

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>austrians

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>saves german fotball

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It was kc tier and it was on Bundes

From what?

youtube.com/watch?v=xi49yirJiEA

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>eine Faust in die Fresse
>Lebensgefahr
Fucking hell, man. Humans are so fragile. ;_;

from being all eliminated in the first round

>schalke

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Seriously, what's the point of Austria? Germany needs to annex that shit.

pls no

Österreich > Deustchland

t. habsburg

I think Germany is actually bigger than Austria.

7 > 1

muh dick motherfacka

lmao you guys just got relegated in Nations League

When was the last time Brazil won a European Cup?

No one cares about that Mickey Mouse tournament while you got your arse rammed at home

don't encourage austrians
please
thank you

what did we ever do to anyone? We are a peaceful nation

Germany last Euro was in 1996, our last Copa América was in 2007.

> I don't care, we didn't cared about getting beat by Dutches and frogs

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It's actually true tho, our NT is just a collection of lazy boomers and that 2nd /bundes/ shithead Hector

Was sagt der Maulwurf in Österreich?
Achtung, Kinder, ich muss hier durch!

Our strongest opponents are (former) world champions like Spain, Italy, France and England.
Your strongest opponent is fucking Argentinia, there is no excuse to not win the copa every year.

krankfurt advances
neverkusen chokes
dubs

frankfurt vs shakhtar gonna be a good match

>what did we ever do to anyone? We are a peaceful nation

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good posts

others: bad posts

maybe

Brügge bouta be bulled on

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based

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I blame buyern desu

Dabbur will win the europal eagle for sure. with the help of Ngubu

>werd ich echt sauer

going all out I see

kek
England only won against Colombia in penalties, they were pressured the hole match
Italy didn't even qualified to the WC
Spain coul only win against Iran in the WC
France is the only decent team, and they couldn't even finish first against a Netherlands
that didn't even qualified for WC

imagine having a non-local beer sponsor. the ultimate mark of irrelevancy.

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#isso

>Berlin
not surprised

I am considering Berlin is run by muslims.

But it isn't - as you can see by all the drinking.

I only see shisha bars and midleaged kiffer when I'm in Berlin desu

>tfw I missed the 2nd half shitposting yesterday
even got my >schalke spam ready

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>selective vision of angry anime imageboard users
many such cases

t. Mohammad al Hammond

Remember that this guy is called Adolf Hütter in the year 2019

Paulinho is chad as fuck

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>flag posting
sign of vitamin d deficiency and a lack of oxygen

wew EL is on DAZN now?
wtffff

It's on RTL nitro

yes but not konferenz

`Was offered tickets for 120€. Should i have accepted?

Ah, the classic "buy high, sell low"

>Red Lels

only the flagposting part is right, and that's a reasonable thing to do

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19:09 Echte Liebe

>no Pyrotechnik yet
Offenbach-tier

WHere do you watch guys?

edels stube

based

Ngubu was offside.
Nice assist though.

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top kek

>Shakhtar

SI ERA BENAL

>the shanty town of the Ukrainian SSR

JUST

GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL GEIL

Shakhtar is Schalke of Ukraine
>thinks they are cool
>suck constantly
>come from mining regions
>short hedas

Sehr schön.

SALTBULLS

what is >your team?

FRANKFURTER JUNGS FRANKFURTER JUNGS WIR SIND ALLE FRANKFURTER JUNGS

Marlos is a sexy fucker

Jovic’s finish was hot as fuck

Gab krasse Kontrollen, weil der Eintracht-Präsident gesagt hat "Das Stadion muss brennen!", und die Polizei hat das wörtlich genommen, lemao.

stop being a gay, France

Dynamo Xyiv
Though used to be Metalist Kharkiv, since it's my native town. It doesn't exist anymore

Gibt kein Pyro weil wir unter Beobachtung der UEFA stehen und bei Pyros für Auswärtsspiele gesperrt sind.

Acht Cola Acht Bier

aah, that explains why you dislike waxtap lol. uefa cup 2008/2009 i see you lost to them in semi finals.

Solomon is traysh

man sollte eure mütter vergewaltigen und eure väter in syrische flüchtlingsheim einsperren

ösis are giving vollgas

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Warum das denn jetzt auf einmal?

EINTRACHT VOM MAIN!

Arsenal hat, was die Namen angeht, ja schon ne ganz gute Truppe, muss man so sagen. Alle ein bisschen gealtert, aber die meisten da waren mal jemand.

was stand auf dem plakat?
twitter.com/Polizei_Ffm/status/1098632517849178113

Impressed with Frankfurt given that Hoffenheim were cucked by Shakhtar

What would be your favourite opponent for next round?
They criticised Heimathorst for his stupid Pyrotechnikkommentar.

I would take anyone except Pillendreher and Red Bull.

CAMAAAAHN YOU DONEZKERS

oh

DEUTSCHLAND DU OPFA GIB TOR

Jinxed it kek

FUCK

I hope this cuck Etienne will cry bitch tears
KAM ON YUO WAXTAPS

I want to be fucked by Marlos, lads

Damn shit intensifies

When will be the draw for the next round? Tomorrow?

Donezk is the club that won the EL in 2009, right? When Bremen reached the final.

Yeap

he will be so obnoxious if they win, but at least he would turn up to work for a change

>Schwarz-Weiß wie Schnee
what did they mean by this

White master-race

Schee not Schnee.

fucking lucky Bankfurt niggers
reeeeee

>Frankfurter Fans sind Top Unterstützer.
Sehr gut, viel besser als "Supporter".

not confident about this shit lads

Tor in frankfurt

HALLER HALLER HALLER HALLER HALLER HALLER HALLER HALLER HALLER HALLER HALLER HALLER HALLER HALLER HALLER HALLER HALLER HALLER HALLER HALLER HALLER HALLER HALLER HALLER HALLER HALLER HALLER HALLER HALLER HALLER HALLER HALLER HALLER HALLER HALLER HALLER HALLER HALLER HALLER

JAWOLL!!

happy end

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3-3 happening??

wew what a finish

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

Gosh these Yugoslav players are so pathetic

REBIC REBIC REBIC REBIC REBIC REBIC REBIC REBIC REBIC REBIC REBIC REBIC REBIC REBIC REBIC REBIC REBIC REBIC REBIC REBIC REBIC REBIC REBIC REBIC REBIC REBIC REBIC REBIC REBIC REBIC REBIC REBIC REBIC REBIC REBIC REBIC REBIC REBIC REBIC

Altsachs wird leergesoffen.

I hope Commerzbankfurt get memed on by the based Salt Bulls

DER GERMAN DREAM

Era of the eagle

SCHWARZ-WEIß WIE SCHNEE

Based redpilled bull saltycastle

wtf is salzburgs secret?

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Eintracht will be europa league champion

Based Ante.

Well you guessed my name correctly seriously

Hope we draw Zagreb so I can personally come to your home and kiss your shoulder.

final will be Salzburg - Frankfurt probably

I believe in the Wieners!

Pls draw Sevilla or Napoli

I want Krasnodar or Petersburg!

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No need for that

Just look at that empty Pillenarena LMFAO!!!!!!!!

Unlike your average footy fan, Bayer supporters have JOBS!!!!

Geil, Inter!

poor little wieners

based bayer shareholder

Hey lads, someone have a Leverkusen stream link?

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Thanks.
May God bless you my friend

kek no problem

All of Germany hopes for a Krasnodar win.

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So this is the pwoer of Bosz.

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Hrádecky is GOAT

LEAVE KAI ALONE REEEEEEE

Real Benis crumbling once again in the first 30 mins, Rennes will still choke though

BULLED

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who cares?

wohin wollen die rennes? XDDD

>Alario

French clubs have terrible record in Europe.
Reims, Saint Ettiene and Monaco could won a Champions League

maybe it's Schichtwechseltime at Bayer

fuck we can lose this match

desu Boschball only works when you got raised on it like the Ajax boyz. It's the same shit with Pepball and all the other MUH CONCEPT trainers. Kloppball too

i believe in the power of bryer tßh

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komm schon leBerkusen

>17k viewer
Even 2. BL average is better fucking relegate already

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CAM ON SCORE SAME FUCKING GOOALS

Reminder that Asuka is from Willhelmshafen.

asuka is a born flensburgerin, it are fact

Did Kohr banged Bosz wife? There's no reason for him don't getting playtime

Anime is for fags

It's Wilhelmshaven you nitwit

Yeah, sorry, I keep mixing that up. That's what I get for using such a stupid ass Eselsbrücke "It is not the way you think it is."

maybe maybe but even worse is havertz getting subbed off. penalties here we come.

Source?

i heard it from a neighbor

USA is for faggots

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FUG

That neighbour is a waifufag, she is a certified friesian girl.

fucking BASED BRAZIL

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no no i trust him, asuka is definately born in flensburg. btw where is asuka user?

He wasn't playing very well though, from what I've seen only Bailey and the gk have been good

I hate when they play Volland on the wings, he's obviously as a winger

lads why is Benis so shit

SULEYMANOVVVVV

BOSCHIEBALL BTFOOOOOOOOOOO

HOW CAN YOU BE SO SHIIITTT LMAOOOOO

BETAKUSEN

>KEKKUSEN
OH NONONONONO

REEEEEEEEEEEE

>nevereverkusen

>Believing in Pillenkusen
No I won't get fooled

FUCKING HELL BOSZ IS A RETARD I HOPE THESE NIGGER DON'T DECIDE TO CRASH US ON BUNDES

O NO NO NO

>make an elaborate post to shit on bosz
>neverkusen scores
ugh

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His smile and optimism

GONE

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Just a few minutes until you can post it

>SHITLARIO
OH NONONONOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I'VE HAD ENOUGH
I need a gf lads

Let us laugh at Genk, Benis Sevilla and Neverkusen.

>krasnodar is easy la
french user BTFO

IDS OGRE

>KEKKERKUSEN

its time to stop with football i think

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

my depression is getting worse i think

>only Commerzbankfurt left in the EL
>only Bayern (maybe) left in the CL
oh NONONONONO

>Peter Bosz

>can't even win in the fucking EL

Tan malos que son por la mierda como un jugador como bailey esta en el mismo equipo que brandt y aranguiz
S

nvm there a new episode of my favorite minecraft lets play out

I do.

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classic >neverkusen

literally schalke 2.0

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Die sind alle total die dummen Opfas ja
Vizekusen trallala der Scheissverein ist nimmer da

It's >schalke without the slapstick. Just sad tbdesu.

finally decided to filter austria

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I see

si, no hablas espanol

oge wa alles?

the last time i filtered all the annoying flags in /bundes/, i was talking to myself

good choice

>Frankfurt will be the last German team in Europe

based

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unironically the best decision i've made in the last 5 years

>le filtered xD

>imagine rating this shit league

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at least this matchday will be interesting

you seem like a very bad decision maker

Based Adi.

You now realise YB are currently 19 points ahead of Basel.

hallo
hello
jello
I have come
I have come to
I have come to
>neverkusen

t. özcan mehmetürk

going to bed now
I have wörk at the car factory
good night

Frankfurt are kings of the bundesliga

sleep tight

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Dumb anime poster

How sissy are you?

You should get visited by Osaka

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me and the dumb ugly fatty stinky burger. name a more iconic duo.

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Naomi? She have assbergers hahahaha!

Who the fuck is Naomi?

>dont lose a single game this EL
>get knocked out
lads, its pillenkusen

Moruk sag mal warum ja

Die kleineren Teams können nicht (Hertha, Mainz, Köln) und die größeren Teams sind in der Regel einfach zu blöd oder zu schlecht, meistens beides. Einfach jedes Jahr Frankfurt hinschicken und der Rest kann direkt zu hause bleiben damits wenigstens nicht wieder ganz so kläglich wird.

Naomi okaka

Every time I reed an post in Deutsch I immediately assume it's just tm.de reposting

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n-not true!!

trips of truth

>krasnodar

seriously?

ja, als leverkusen musst du so ein spiel natürlich gewinnen

*sucks air through teeth*
chaaaaaaaa gut das isch i samma mal irgewie au ned ideal verteidigt ja hja da liegst du hinten in der äh sweiten halbzeit aber als äh borruschia äh bayer leverkuschen muscht du natürlich so ein spill noch gewinnen

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Krasnodar? ISSEN BRETT!

50+1 war ein Fehler

They aren't above average tho

*Procedes scratching his balls*

>50+1 muss weg dann wird alles besser
>erster transfer mbappe und messi nach hertha la

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rommel abou chaker investiert dann in hertha und alles wird gut habibi
und hannover kann dann von rossmann oder aldi gekauft werden

voll Kras Alder

Gesundheit

wallah ist so

nur hurensöhne hier

ausnahmslos

Kein Wunder dass ein Schluchtenscheißer sich mit Nutten auskennt

Based, Gott strafe England

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Let's talk about Israel and it Atomic bomb program ...

youtube.com/watch?v=rJClsenkrgA

S!
bumm bumm bumm
G!
bumm bumm bumm
E!
bumm bumm bumm

Redpill (translate for) me

Also I'm unironically a zionist (provided Israel could never have n*kes)

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cup competitions are for virgins, real chads focus on the league

Britbongs are not human. They're subhuman. Literally. :D:D:D

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That'd be ebin if that tweet were reel

>die werkself to death and no victories

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> kenFM

Do you actually watch that antisemitic bullshit? Do you realy believe in flat earths and 9/11?

It is real.

I made my drivers license on 9/11. I know that day is real and it existed. Got it on a real document. Fuck the haters.

>(provided Israel could never have n*kes)
they already have nukes, in fact they almost used them during the Yom-Kippur war. When the US got wind of it they started pumping Israel full of military assistance to stabilise the Israeli armed forces so that the conflict would stay conventional.

While I personally believe that nobody in the middle east should have nukes in the first place, it is somewhat understandable that Iraq (under Saddam), Iran and Saudia Arabia would love to possess some, as Israel already has them.

I know they do, but I wish they didn't
Look at the kikes that gave the atom bomb to the Soviets, of course the necessary information would wind up in Israel

Rate dinner

t. Greek food eater

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stop shitting up the bundes you pol faggots

Before making this post did you stop to think about how these words might hurt my feelings?

nœ

bruder sieht aus wie döner für arme wo ist das brot amk

Should I post my face here lads?

only if you're a girl

I once posted my face on a chan and I was told I look like a breddy nice guy :D

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what are you doing?
>inb4 proxy fag

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(X) Doubt

I'm a girrrrrrl btw

Özil to Bayern you heard it here first

ey basti fand es übrigens schade dass du bei der letzten folge so auf die tube gedrückt hast ja mag es lieber wenn ihr entspannt redez ja aber tippspiel war echt gut ja mit glawol und düsnür und so ja

jaja guna jz

Hello
i am really drunk
>neverkusen
Jz 1 Merlot

youtube.com/watch?v=FG1NrQYXjLU

Watching hikaru stream rn

His autism mixed with complete boomerness is very endearing

youtube.com/watch?v=bVP_w1rQweE

Ddr, 1983. A man gets the news that there is car tires avaliable in Frankfurt/Oder. He hurries to the train station and asks for a ticket "Frankfurt/Oder please, finally gonna get me some rims on my car". The clerk gives him the ticket and he hurries into the train.
Finally seated he is asked to show his ticket by the conductor. "Magdeburg huh" the conductor asks as he stamps it
"What. No! I wanted to go to Frankfurt/Oder" he cries out franatically "Damn I am going to miss my tires, damned ticket clerk" he cries
"I see, no problem Genosse" the conductor replies. "The conductor has made no mistake you see, you still have to wait in line afterall

god dammit jovic goal was sexy as fuck
thank god for frankfurt he's finally unlocked

yes,thank god, atleast one german team that performs

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>the city of Alario

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how has James been this year?

Testing if you can still link to Yea Forums

>24m for a mentally challenged striker

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anyway, after skipping through neverkusen's game again I have to say they weren't so bad. they definitely can keep up their bundes run vs dortmund.

Etwas getrübt wurde der "wunderschöne Europacupabend" (Hütter) allerdings durch einen überflüssigen Einsatz der Polizei. Jedem Kenner der Fanszene war klar, dass die Anhänger gegen Donezk auf Pyrotechnik verzichten werden, da die UEFA nach den Ausschreitungen in Rom eine Bewährungsstrafe verhängt hatte - bei weiteren Verfehlungen werden die Eintracht-Fans für ein Auswärtsspiel in Europa gesperrt. Prokurist Philipp Reschke hatte im kicker schon vor dem Hinspiel erklärt: "Es gab Gespräche mit und unter allen Beteiligten. Ich bin ganz sicher, dass wir uns weder in Charkiw noch in Frankfurt mit diesem Thema werden beschäftigen müssen."

Die Polizei entschloss sich am Donnerstag dennoch dazu, einen äußerst unglücklichen TV-Auftritt von Präsident Peter Fischer zum Anlass zu nehmen, um mit Kanonen auf Spatzen zu schießen. Sie rückte mit einem Durchsuchungsbeschluss an, störte die Vorbereitungen der schlussendlich von den Fans abgesagten Choreografie und marschierten sogar vor dem Block auf, um ein den hessischen Innenminister Peter Beuth beleidigendes Transparent zu beschlagnahmen. Eine solche Maßnahme wegen eines einzelnen Transparentes zu ergreifen, darf durchaus als fahrlässig bezeichnet werden, da sie jeder Deeskalationsstrategie widerspricht. Natürlich sind Fankurven kein rechtsfreier Raum, mit Blick auf die nicht unerhebliche Kriminalität in Frankfurt ist der Verdacht auf den Tatbestand der Beleidigung aber doch ein eher geringfügiges Vergehen ...

youtube.com/watch?v=IqIQ5GVeNZ4

Hello, I stopped posting here around last August, mostly because of work. But I'm on vacation right now so I decided to stop by.
How is everyone doing?

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Dumb weeb
I'm ok
How's work going?
What do you do?

rude
good
okay
cook apprenticeship

>no exciting news
boooring

woot, studentischer Aushilfskoch gone cook apprenticeship user? I member, nice to see you doing good

The last time Bayern didn't win the Bundesliga was in 2012. How did your life change since then?

Draw for Europa League in 30 minutes bei dem Weg, Salzburg - Frankfurt incoming

youtube.com/watch?v=iOO9NRIoVMM

FUGG :-DDDD

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based

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>Anzeige

so is this basically that bart's comet simpsons episode but someone decided to make a netflix series out of it?

yes, that's me

not that much tßh

>tfw I just realized that I don't even own a physical calendar
I- I'm a zoomer

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wouldnt even be mad at this point

I still got the 2018 one on my desk, didnt use it a single time

Frankfurt - Inter

Salzburg - Napoli

Valencia - Krasnodar

great pairings

Spaghettis bouta be bulled on

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more like dabbured on

Franfurt vs Inter is nice, the rest is pretty meh

youtube.com/watch?v=5oizyIH0ugg

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Dinamo v Benfica looks promosing

Based köln bro
Aren't you also jazz man?

>mfw Yea Forums autist sharing his shitty music

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>fm wonderkids the game

yeah he has no good taste
this is real music:
youtube.com/watch?v=hknVoAoyy-k

Exactly

youtube.com/watch?v=3Fz_UvJVEvg

yes

It's my birthday today

happy börsdei

Post your jazz music
Even though bundes didn't wished me a happy birthday on mein, happy birthday. Rock on dude:D

no

happy birthday

happy birthday in retrospect, when did you have?

31 Oktober
Ja, bitteschön

Sorry, must have been busy celebrating (not sorry)

ReinVARd sharing his wisdom

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Are she and Franz Josef Wagner the same girl?

digga wohn in deutschland ja heimat ist da wo das handy einen balken hat ja

He was elite or shit?

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Post music

still thinking about that ultra hot 10/10 frisöse in tight white jeans i saw today. fuuuuck. muh dick.

you might be on to something

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Shit. Except for his 1.Hsv season on loan. Hes pretty good this year but 2. BL doesent mean much desu

a bit of both desu

How does this thing even work?

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youtube.com/watch?v=m6wMarl6MKI

ich hab noch nie

youtube.com/watch?v=5Ku987qG2CI

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Ngl new offset fire af
youtube.com/watch?v=4k-Lr2P09CM

Sick like a dog
Don’t know if I will make it until the football begins tonight

>Die Schulden von RB Leipzig bei Besitzer Red Bull sind deutlich gewachsen. Das geht aus dem Geschäftsbericht für das Jahr 2017 hervor. Demnach stiegen die Verbindlichkeiten des deutschen Bundesligisten bei der österreichischen Getränkemarke von 2016 auf 2017 um 51 Millionen Euro. 2016 waren es 83,2 Mio. Euro, 2017 waren es 134,2 Mio. Euro. Das Eigenkapital betrug zum 31. Dezember 2017 laut Geschäftsbericht 5,6 Mio. Euro.
>Dementsprechend stieg der Umsatz ebenfalls deutlich von 119,9 Mio. (2016) auf 217,8 Mio. Euro (2017). Der Gewinn betrug 1,4 Mio. Euro. Zudem haben sich die Spielerwerte bereits in der Zeit deutlich erhöht. Lag der Kaderwert in der TM-Datenbank zum 1. August 2016 noch bei 64,7 Mio. Euro, waren es genau ein Jahr später bereits 123,9 Mio. Euro – heute sind es rund 399 Mio. Euro.

I'm going out for a walk now

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remove kanackzoomers from the premises

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youtube.com/watch?v=WOuI4OqJfQc
Bist juden?

galaxy kringel @ all the Yea Forums posters itt

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Played that at a wedding of a friend. One of my least favourite Bill Withers songs
fite me :(

>galaxy Kringel
is that a meme I missed?

yes it's huge

youtube.com/watch?v=Gru4IfbKlfU
posted this song on /bundes/ a few years ago, now it has over 20mil views
rly meaks you think

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In about an hour I'm off to the Weserstadion. >We gotta win this, everything else would be an Enttäuschung. I'm cautiously optimistic, but in the Hinrunde Stuttgart was >our first loss as well, although >we dominated them. I hope this doesn't happen again.

Moar musik plz
Make an iwo pl0x

You could become an influencer

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youtube.com/watch?v=mxDz9aO2Om0

>Make an iwo pl0x
i-itotallyunderstandwhatthatmeans.jpg

this is Yea Forums now
youtube.com/watch?v=-eohHwsplvY

have fun

youtube.com/watch?v=rJCBYUKMvMQ

Scheise ich muss gleich zu 1 grill feier ich hasse menschen

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the only music that should ever be in /bundes/
youtube.com/watch?v=cr5NSTou15A
now stop Yea Forums posting

meine therapoidin würd jetz sagen "gar nix musst du"

Make pictures for us.

youtube.com/watch?v=7B3rgtpt3fA

youtube.com/watch?v=c4Ofhc3V2zw

I went out
Take pics and post them itt

Anyone in here watching the ESA marathon?

no Im cis hetero

I kinda miss
>Tayfun "Tayfun Korkut" Korkut
posting

GREETINGS FROM GERMANY

Much better Hosen football song.
youtube.com/watch?v=orGBTGYcxW8

never have I witnessed a shittier incarnation of /bundes/ in my life time. god is truly dead.

get well soon

you missed last week I take it

>Our boy Uffe "Uffe Bech" Bech gets a second chance under Thomas "alles bla bla bla ist das doch" Doll at Hannover
good

more like Ughe Bech

The mother of all "00s Abiturientinnen Rock" bands.

yes

good to know the thread is full of complete zoomers and pseudo tripfags

don't be rude to denmark she's ill

So are we going to Watch Bremen vs Buttgart tonight?

yes agreed i also will not tolerate ANY bullying of denamark

>t. 21 year old boomer heard an old song once

when most of >us /bundes/ posters PEAKED

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aber den ami zu piesacken bis er weint is ok imo

Time for some Abendbrot

that definitely isn't true for me

Is footybite down or why do i keep getting error 523?
Have some titties in advance.

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I've been making memes since before you had your first sauerbraten

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not loading for me either

What do we do now, oesibro?
I dont want to pay shekels to the eternal footballjew.

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Pfff. Joke's on you britbong...we cant afford sauerbraten anyway.

livetv . sx is still working, though I havent used it since finding based reddit/footybite. otherwise we fucked m8

jokes on you
neither can I

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Can someone redpill me on Inter?

they play like wolfsburg/braunsweig hybird
spalletiball involves running a lot and putting crosses for shitcardi

I brought this gif into bundes
Pay the meme tax

KOMMT SCHO JUNGENS
*BUMM BUMM*
SAGT MAL EIN PAAR AUFSTELLUNGENS

>jthief
>asking for meme tax
nö

----------Ich------
----Jürgen-----Martin----
--Dieter----Heinrich
----Gunnar---Eduard
-Franz-Klaus--Horst
----------Bierkasten------

Nö

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We all know which is best

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>esswein
halllooooooooo relegation
I've missed you
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Hans-Joachim Watzke (59) weiß, wie die Dortmunder die aktuelle Durststrecke von zuletzt fünf sieglosen Spielen beenden können. Im BVB-Fantalk „Brinkhoffs Ballgeflüster“ erklärte er: „Arsch zusammenkneifen, Leverkusen schlagen. Das hilft!“

I really wish someone would just put iss2 database or pes 4 or 5 database in the newer games

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Kino sound track btw

affengeil

Sounds like something Klopp would've said

>Arsch zusammenkneifen
Tut das dann nicht erst richtig weh wenn Negerkusen mit seinem Pimmel versucht einzudringen?

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richtig geil alder

Gonna make me some Weisswurst and eat it with Ketchup and Mayo now in celebration of our FC Bayern

>our

>Hans-Joachim Watzke (59) weiß, wie die Dortmunder die aktuelle Durststrecke beenden können.
*PLÖPP*

This is going to be Weinzierls last match as Shitgart coach

youtube.com/playlist?list=PLSuQy92rmS74BblKDgqsCMBXWbEYMTmaz

Kino sound track

Bought 20 BVB shares yesterday. Can't wait for them to go to the moon when we defeat the Pillen.

do what to your arse?

Du hast aus Leverkusen Negerkusen ge,acht. HAHAHAHAHA
:D:D:D:D

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kek

Leverkusen isn Brett

Pinch it together

Kneif it together.
:D

poor neverkusen
they wont even see it coming

Not anymore. Icardi and his wife-master are suspended for too much whining about money, and now pass their days whining on twitter and watching the games anong the fans. Apparently now also we do way more goals

Now Bundesbros redpill me on Frankfurt

>Reddit soccer streams is down
that's news to me

found it hilarious when the whole stadium boo'd them while being shown on the videowall yesterday
wife as manager, not even once

old.reddit.com/r/footballconnection/comments/atkc4v/1930_gmt_werder_bremen_vs_vfb_stuttgart/

Agressive Pressing with physical strong players

yes anymore, they still play like shit, just slightly better shit. vienna are a terrible team.
frankfurt play bully ball on the wings and hope for random shots to go in or jovic to play on defenders mistakes.

BÜFFELHERDE
Brutal strikers, decent defense
I just hope that they won't slip

thanks

Doesn't work for me.

Just go to Edels

working link
cdn.livetv.sx/webplayer.php?t=ifr&c=1120001&lang=de

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>Sargent in first XI
Might be good.

Despite looking like a cheap whore, Xtina made my penus hard when I was a teenager.

Sound like the opposite mentality of Inter. We have also a muscular team, but with a spectaculary good defense and a unconstant attack, althought more people have started to score now that Icardi is in the purgatory. Is gonna be a unstoppable force versus an innamovable object match

Imagine holding those titties and cumming all over them . I bet she would like that.

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i-is that real? also doesnt HP have his scar in the middle of his forehead?

I don't like silicon tiddies desu

she has that puffy Mondsgesicht that all shemuslims have

It's real. Never undersetimate the retardation of the average american.

O_O

~:^D

yep, return of aut/bundes/ is coming along nicely

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>xtina
>fake tits
What did he mean by this?

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oh right theres a game on today already
also
>aut/bundes/
BEST BUNDES

On a scale from 0 to -10 how bad is the austrian bundesliga?

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what a cute little piece of shit

lol

depends on the pairing and ranges from solid Bundesliga quality over average 2nd Bundesliga teams to above-average 3rd league teams (compared with Germany)

rofl

Joao Klauss is the whitest Brazilian I've ever seen

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ROFLMAO

>stutti gewinnt
apo
youtube.com/watch?v=XTPGpBBwt1w

>1:0 after 61 seconds
Fischkoepfe on suicide watch. lmoa

Bremen plays 10x worse when Sahin instead of Bagfrede is on the pitch desu

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told you that suttgart were on the uphill

Stuttgart are always running out of steam in the last 15 minutes, so even if Bremen isn't going to score in the first half they're still going to win that game
FACT

>rashitsca

We'll see about that

>HaschIsDa

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>Fox literally wringing the semen out of Sergant's penis
yikes

Based

>the city of gomez

B L O O T

wew

Gonna watch NIP vs OG now bye

Greet Peter from me

>That freekick
baka

>giving a free kick for that klassen dive
baka

>75min over
>stuttgart gets gradually worse
told you so

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True. But bremen will still wont win

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btfo

should not have spared the time

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Me in the pic

Neu faden wo?

Unironically watching a homeless dude smoke crack on the train lol

bigs? :DDDDD

I thought about it but then I realized that I was literally about to be inhaling his fumes and moved away

Also I don't want to be caught angering a crack head

thorsten

>not going for that second hand smoke high
weak

youtube.com/watch?v=yvwlEPyi6Y4

Second hand smoke, I am 99.69% sure, is a complete meme made up by kikes to further divide people, but I ain't gonna take that chance with crack or some shit

okay

In Germany are there boomer beers?
Chicago specifically has one

all german beers are boomer beers. they have laws saying you can't brew anything that wasn't drunk by the barbarians that fought the romans.

no

no

Ipas are for sissy fags

neue