I'm putting together a team

why is karate only being introduced in 2020?

Power lifting should be at the Olympics. Can share with Olympic lifting and is genuinely quite fun to watch.

>power lifting
>fun

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Because 2020 is in Tokyo

>Fortnite
Careful what you wish for buddy

>adding yet again another irrelevant sport plus raising the cost of hosting this event
Roflmao, no wonder why no one wants to host the olympics now

I'm cool with summer Olympics held in Qatar during December

vine and cheese degustation should be sport

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sweden

I think the biggest problem with powerlifting is how theres a million different orgs, which is 100% a dealbreaker in the IOC's eyes.

Also olympic weightlifting is always in danger of being removed because lolsteroids, powerlifting wouldn't last a day kek

just nuke us.

>no pétanque

Meme fight.

>breakdancing

Sounds like something old people think young people are into.

Polo isn't in the olympics either, we'd win every time unless now the chinese begin to care for it.

Why is running in a straight line a Olympic sport lmao.
I'm actually serious. Breakdancing and Skateboarding don't belong either.

Because it requires athleticism and who’s best can be measured objectively.

Nipchop

shitloads of meme schools and brands of karate who all think they're more karate-esque than the others and the one true karate, so the karate federation couldn't even pick which brand of karate would be chosen.
Plus martial/fighting arts have an abysmal reputation and records when it comes to refereeing, and it's a well known fact that Asian judges are extremely biased towards Asian fighters.

At first I was like "yeah breakdancing, I guess that makes sense", but now I can't grasp how it will be scored, will there be guys with score cards on them?
Weird.

would be great for memes

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shotokan is usually the most spread style

Karate hasn’t been exposed as a fake meme technique. No one uses it anymore. The fact anyone considers it a sports is laughable.

pakistan

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>breakdancing going to the olympics
>stonerplank going to the olympics too

this is getting out of control, just make siesta an olympic sports too or I'll start crying "racism" until I get what I want.

Is an wigger a athlete?

Put jousting in for fucks sake, give me a reason to watch the horses

IPF lifters are pretty clean. But I think IPF would see Olympics as a competitor and not want to help out at all.

But yeah, outside IPF is roidy as fuck, I compete and I get shit on by roiders.

FUCK the IOC. Corrupt fucking bullshit.

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It was tested in the Buenos Aires youth olympics a few months ago

We won a gold medal in that kek

>shotokan is usually the most spread style
no, only in France for some reason
in Japan and the rest of the world, Kyokushin is the most popular style

FUCK!
France wants the niggers to win everything!

Yes let's have more swimming events instead, i propose:
>(10,15,20,25,30,35,40,45,50)m one armed one leg freestroke

>lee chong wei couldn't get your first gold
>nicole david can't even participate

>Pakistan
>Leading in gay porn searches
>MFW
HOHOHOHOHOHOHO OH NO NO NO NO NO
UOHOHO

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Afghanistan. Fucking little boys is celebrated in their culture. Although we have better parades in the west.

that's because main amount of people who have access to internet is an american soldiers

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Kyokushin was invented a k*rean mythomane

>American Soldiers
LMAO

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more nigger garbage
Basedball died for this

>we want the "urban youth" audience

You can literally imagine some 80 year old french guy walking from his house to the ioc in some french or swiss city during his daily commute, seeing a bunch of refugees hanging around a street corner listening to rap, and then having a eureka moment when he realises how to boost ratings

Blame the whites and asians for keeping brakedancing alive.
>boreball

Zoomers don't care about breakdancing, it's not the 90s anymore

Good, it will fit right in with meme-kwondo at the faglympics.

Honestly they should cull most of the events and bring it back to just things that push human boundaries at the basics: athletics, swimming, gymnastics, weightlifting, and wrestling (maybe boxing).

So they break in american base to stare at dicks
rofl

>chess
voanews.com/a/chess-makes-move-for-inclusion-at-2024-paris-olympics/4784518.html

On a related note, it's bullshit that the Olympic Committee are sticking to their ruling that artists shouldn't be at the Games because they're not amateurs.

I lost all respect for the autlympics after they tried to drop wrestling, not to mention the bullshit with judo. Is speedwalking still in?

at least chess is a sport
Can't believe the IOC is still trying to push the fraud that there are only amateurs in the Olympics.
kek

Old corrupt pedophiles running massive sport federations don't know that.

Hair brushing shoud be an olympic sport

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>Is speedwalking still in?
I hope so, deathmarch is a staple of olympic games
true, but it's also one of the rare karate styles worth shit

LET'S SEE YOU DANCE, SUCKA
YOU GOT NOTHING ON ME

>Giving medals to New York

Don't forget the tug-of-war

Squash is for upper class assholes B-Boying is for the people

porn should be an olympic sport 2bh lads

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>LA 2028

How many National Teams will come from Queens?