Away goals

it is now

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Was he trying to save him, or just get the stick?

bof

>whites are raci-

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bit gay m8

This cat should be the president

Based incel cat

>cat on THOT patrol

sure why not?

Dog

Based and redpilled cat

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we should learn more from mother nature

Clearly just the stick

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thot patrol

based shariah cat

hahaha sniff

why are animals so redpilled

They live in harmony with natural law instead of making obscure moral relativisms.

Yes!

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YO LIL DOGGIE

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>they wanted it more

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his eyes
his soul

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Based unit poster

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where is perro

Look closely

Bottom right

woh it's sneaky

Yea, her face is that ugly

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Me = the pig
GF's pussy in the morning = the cookie

>inverted winger

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based nature

> elects a horse
> wants a cat
Make up your mind, NZ.

The perfect crime doesn't exi-

:3

it's not a crime when you're property

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Dog = Me
The sea = Your gf's house when you're busy at work

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>me and my /span/ bros

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plot twist -its your mom's house

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fuck animals

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german tourists taking over the jacuzzi early in the morning.webm

What a majestic animal

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need cacafuel

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*standing ovation for chinese Pavlov*
LOL

me rn

>crowd support doesn’t matter
>characteristics of a pitch don’t matter
>measures of a pitch don’t matter

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Based fucking /span/ alliance

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#blessed

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>rich club
>plays defensively on the pitch

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I'll take 5

Aw gosh

>gosh
It's Ma'am

based thot hating cat

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Willem Dapaw?

alhamdillulah, based sharia cat putting the infidel in place

dat cat should take his ladder out =3

chato

>yfw Penaldo runs behind you

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how do I get a Chad cat?

What happened next?

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>pdate] [Auto] No new posts

didn't mean to reply sorry

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>eww nigger

based and redpilled

comfy

Shittiest part of football. The sooner it goes away the better.

>Dude lets play for a 0-0 at home lmao
>we'll even get extra 30 minutes to score a goal that's worth more if we get ANOTHER 0-0 away haha imagine that

>I want even more boring first legs

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No one plays more offensively on first legs because of away goals you dumb nigger
Teams playing away want to sit back for the chance of deciding at home, teams playing at home don't want to attack too much because muh away goals. It's a fucking disgrace that adds nothing to the game. A shitty rule from times long past where overtimes were literally the devil.

>A shitty rule from times long past where overtimes were literally the devil.
B-but the players couldn't possibly play for an extra 15 minutes they've been jogging so hard for the past 90

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Uh, uh...brianlet NPC! Reddit /ourguy/

>Ah, Superintendent Chalmers! Welcome! I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon!

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based cat, animals are great

tears

Made my day

What type of perro is this

die subhuman

Bless y'all

The redpill is just the naturepill at its core.

Reminder that Chinks are literally not human.

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kekked audily

>yellow card for attempted overhead kick

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are there any rules against dogs playing gridiron?

Smooth criminal
I don't know how it's possible to even keep that webm on your computer

Based high IQ cat of peace

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high iq Kwhale

what the FUCK is that

greek public sector.webm

Away goals are absolutely based

just imagine being able to do that, climbing 10 times your height in like 2 seconds

FUCK DINOSAURS

i would us it to rapidly flee the women's showers once discovered hiding in the towel bin

why are perros so based?

get that cat in the UFC

redpilled? what, acting like a primitive sub saharan african?

>jazz gus
sorry wrong board

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begone thot

t. autist

>Away goals are worth DOUBLE

>If we score 3, Bayern have to score 6

twitter.com/talkSPORT/status/1098237086858063873

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>scoring is so rare it has to be weighted based on location
nice "sport"

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>using plural for a club
arsenal have to score

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I think it's just a British thing

>two points awarded when a team wins
>three points awarded when it's a draw

I fucking hate Americans and their lard infested brains that could come up with something as fucking retarded as this.

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Naaaaaaa

How did they ever think to invent an aquatic gerbil the size of a dog?

>you will never be the guy who films peaceful animals for a living

this fatass is right, you know

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holy shit I never noticed he baited the bird with a fish
truly terrifying creatures

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Kwhale would be an elite DT

That’s a big cat

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>control of the ball and "a football move"

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made me laugh

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Why is this guy just recording this instead of helping?

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>kascatkina.webm

unit

>3 yard run on 3rd and 10 to setup the punt

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what do they talk about

My heart

I got to pet a capybara when I was in Japan, felt like straw

regarding the current pace of progress on "The Agenda"

i have already said too much

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Thinking more Ron Pawlman

Amblypygi, a kind of arachnid.

just woke up. good start

American and British English grammar is 99% the same. This is one of the few differences. Americans will always follow a collective noun like a team with a singular verb, for example: "Arsenal is losing". According to what I read anyway.

In British English it's more fluid, and a collective noun can be given a singular or plural verb because Arsenal can be considered both a single entity, and 11 guys in that entity.
>Arsenal are wearing red
Is describing the Arsenal players
>Arsenal is a football team in North London
Is describing the entity of Arsenal.
>Arsenal is/are losing
Are both acceptable, since both the entity and the 11 guys are losing.

>getting yourself killed for your dogbull so you can clean up its shit later in the day

dog cucks everyone

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the same thing any patriot or white person is discussing nowadays
ridding the world of (((them)))
removing bagel

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kekked irl

He just wanted the stick.

Viscacha

youtube.com/watch?v=b8bljb9zFwY

>expected goals

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Why does it trigger some idiots so much? Do you have the same reaction when someone mentions shots on goal?

Valuev?

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based

Fuck off you tool!

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BEGONE THOT

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heem'd

why is he covered in blood?

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apparently they attack the side of the neck during fights
seems like he lost

>why?

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Wtf is this from?

replace with copa do brazil style rules, except instead of the away team having to win by 2 or more goals, club that wins by 2 or more goals in the first leg is declared winner and advances to next round.
or or, have the same away goals but if the home club wins by 2 or more goals then they advance to the next round.

Would pay good money for penguin boxing

bimp

200 iq play by black dog

good kitty

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based nigger trapping cat

Me= dog
Jannies and Blacks= Basketball American
instagram.com/p/BuKUGLhF7Lm/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=4tnjjs9etcw0

youtube.com/watch?v=RteRe3FF0Sg

a type of jew

fucking GR they cannot concentrate.

"I sent you my dick, now answer me!"

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HERE IS A ANIMAL ATHLETES TO KEEP BOARD APPROPRIATE

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i live right next to these things, never going into water again. dolphin's evil cousin.

t. peluchin

its not called KILLER whale for nothing

>whiteysupportingalltheniggerstrhoughtaxes.webm

is an cat a athlete?

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chinks are soulless

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encounters was absolute kino

>>
OH NONONONONONONONONONOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

kek

He had the time of his life, man.

that cat fat

nice kot

I want a dog like this

does it for fun

it's a cockslicer landcrab, it hides in dark, hard-to reach parts of the bedroom, registers your body heat to see when you fall asleep, then injects you with venom to eat human eyes and also genitals.

that may just be my favorite /an/ webm ever

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I don't believe there has been a single documented killer whale attack on humans

/an/ has great webms it must be said

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alpha af

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>heard u were pregnant

Flag

>women would fall on this

proof that cats are based

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Is there any rule against having a cat goalkeeper in the EPL? I have an idea

Cat: don't touch me , nigger.

I think you need to have cats of legal age

that's a bit speciesist
or do they measure it in dog/ cat years?

I hope the latter, otherwise we can call PETA

you mean legal in cat years or an 18 year old fart that can barely move?

Manlets, when will they learn.

An*

Is that LeBron james?

*business idea*
open education center

Fuck, without the weeb memes that would be god tier parody

*business idea*
Open alcohol abuse treatment center in Russia.

Will they sell vodka there?

>alcohol abuse treatment center in Russia.
>business
>business
>business
user i...

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poor guy

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Rate my doggo. I hate the 4mb limit

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Around four months old? Charming, I like his pensive gaze.

>lets have a sport event in Qatar

i would make tons of dollars.... well.. maybe not

>he does it for free

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they look lazy
like niggers

Gazpacho de Perro, uma delicia!

lol ebin fucking got em bro
white pride XD

Well they are from Africa

that's because they're in jail
like niggers

Probably the most amazing thing I've ever seen in my entire life

Perro

Nigga it's just a pond. The guy is filming calmly because there's no danger at all. And the other doggo just wanted the stick

>seeing jannies working

Good thread everyone

ok

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Yea Forums - Animals & Nature threads are the best

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Chill puppers

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Spotted bald eagle

Women are so naive. I could tell it was thot patrol. You could tell it was thot patrol. But the woman could not tell it was thot patrol.

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>I'll be there in a second

That's amazing.

BREHS

Disregard weightclass.

based

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Because they’re smart and cover their tracks.

told ya that wasn't us

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>american "banter"

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Based

Based

what's happening in this picture, Yea Forums?

Just had the cat snoozing on me. Was comfy but then he started playing and used his claws the fucking bastard he made me bleed a little

daily reminder your cat needs real meat to be healthy
those dry pebbles are full of corn syrup and other fillers witch give cats diabetes i almost had to put mine down

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Absolute basedness

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But if I give my cat wet food he liquid shits it within the hour? Doesn't fry food keep their teeth healthy too? I get that wanting my cats shits to be firm for me to pickup is a little selfish but still

wet cat food is full of trash too give him regular people tuna or chicken

i feed mine regular tuna since its only 99c a can

I'll think about it but dry food is so simple and they don't complain

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just try to make sure theirs no corn syrup,onions or sawdust in there

s-o-y

This made me laugh much louder than I expected.

BASED

I've been using the kitty blend of picrel but my tuxedo cat is about to turn 1 and I need to pick an adult food

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you can tell they are in bliss

you truly enjoys life

A lynx, you moron

gymcels BTFO

It's a fookin Emu

THE COOLEST DOG SINCE RADDITUDE

Fall over and hit your head hard on concrete.

Maybe that wasn't the first time it happened

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he's just teaching the dog not to get close to the bin

The Believer with Ryan Gosling, would recommend.

is that chicago?

Cool story bro haha me too

Based doggo

cat smarter than the average beta male

BASED

Thot patrol is always ready

DOWN FOR THE COUNT

>american enters the thread

Real life pokemon

>The Pimp Hand is strong with this one

don't be mean on the /span/ thread hans

>not naming it unnecessary ruffness

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>nah son, free pie

why would they keep him in a cage beside the half pipe in the first place? get heem'd, pothead

Geese deserve nothing short of genocide

>t. cow

SEE THING cow
youtube.com/watch?v=js7p0S84YKE

t. welshman

Most obvious dive I have ever seen

When you run out of ritalin

Cats will remove the thot and cuck scourge

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oh shit, get in the car

Poor perro

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