Fucking funny how >reddit has really turned on Buxton in the last few days. They finally had to listen to more that comes out of his mouth than just le funny Haas puns, and discovered the horrible horrible truth that he is an angry biased little manlet.
inb4 "who cares about reddit" /u/willbuxton definitely does...
Gabriel Baker
Rosanna is actually genuinely pretty good in the commentary box, better than I'd have expected from her work as a pit reporter
Jason Howard
Gianni Ricchione
Samuel Cook
BREGGSIT :DDDDDDD
Henry Stewart
You're a detractor - Will Buxton is a handsome average-sized man
John Fisher
what are breaks t. hamilton
Jayden Campbell
wrong Ivan learn to differentiate us already dancing teacher wants to lick vettee's thighs I just want to hug Le missed my chance, might not get another wasn't trying to be funny
Leo Brown
What is /f1/'s consensus on the proposed new track in Rio de Janeiro that is poised to replace Interlagos as the host of the Brazilian GP? Made by Herr Tilke himself, of course.
kek. But seriously, the way she spoke about her Mum and about Mick Schumacher, and the way she was a little excited about seeing her name on the graphic, she seems a lot more girl next door than she does Pinkham...
Ian Foster
Can we have girl next door outside but dominatrix in bed?
What other series has she done coverage for? I recognise the voice but I can't quite place it.
Luis Hernandez
>/f1/ >making bingo suggestions >be me >suggest Albon crashing because he has very little seat time in an F1 car >Italy reacts by putting "Albon last" in the bingo >testing arrives >Albon's first session in the car >puts it in the gravel on the first lap >that's not in the bingo >Albon's second session in the car >pic related
She was the presenter for Mercedes on their youtube channel until Toto fired her for being too tall and making the drivers look silly.
Don't think she has done other series.
Adam Long
>the ring is still too tight around my ballsack. dude what
Samuel Jones
She's a pit reporter for F2, isn't she? She also does a fair bit of FOM/Liberty shit like the F1 Live shows in London and whatever - she's hosted a bit of that
Andrew Ortiz
Reminder that Sky hired Simon Lazenby because he's a manlet, and Georgie Thompson because she's legally a midget, so the drivers wouldn't look silly.
Hudson Edwards
>the ring is still too tight around my ballsack I don't think you know how to use a condom Right
Joseph Torres
I don't know what to call it - the actual open end of the condom where the ring is - even on the XL sized ones, it's way too tight around my sack and makes my balls hurt after less than a minute
David Smith
Oh yeah but that was after being hired by FOM/Liberty
Fuck you guys... it appears after some research that there were some gaps in my sex education
Landon Roberts
based
you can stop the baiting now
Andrew Edwards
>seth with the weak bait >as usual
Benjamin Wright
kek, good post
Owen Myers
It's alright for you guys, you haven't been literally blue-balling yourselves. Mum and Dad sent me to a private Christian college and they didn't go much into that kind of thing
Connor Torres
>emu cucks in charge of banter >expecting anything other than complete fucking failure
Gavin Perez
I think "balls in condom" is an old meme
Samuel Russell
>But doesn't it fall off? Isn't that why you secure it? wait, now I'm not so sure anymore if it was a joke or not
Logan Bell
maybe he thinks the lube goes on the inside
Bentley King
Protip: a little jam will keep it on all day.
Isaiah Nelson
>when that strayacunt CBT'd himself during sexy-time
arent brazilians shitskins too? so technically you can too
Charles Morgan
i used my cray super computer and saw that the shift in angle of attack is so great that the two lowermost elements on the front wing are actually stalling on straights. this car is a rocketship.
Christopher Roberts
ITALIA
Jacob Sanders
Any explanation?
Lincoln Jackson
count yourselves lucky, seems very healthy to me
Jeremiah Baker
No because a lot of people have amerindians blood, so they cant say the n word cause they are not africans
Henry Garcia
not so much when most of your sex life is the... financially negotiated kind
David Phillips
Nope. They'll claim >muh $$$ though, even though no one asked for heavily produced coverage.
>Bottas being fastest on C2 Well, at least it was 3 days of dreaming
Joseph Baker
Why did you shop his true width out?
Kayden Smith
Pinkham only likes tough guys :D
Nathaniel Morris
Overcooks it to hell. Doesn't really try making a cohesive sauce. Doesn't coat the pasta with the sauce. Drains the pasta water without adding it to the sauce. Makes a stupid amount of pasta in relation to sauce.
Basically every thing the average brit does when making pasta dishes. We are so fucking bad at making pasta dishes.
As much as I'd love to discover Pinks likes to take control I would bet my left nut that as proactive and provocative as she is from time to time, she responds to a strong male and prefers to be "taken" than to take charge in bed.
Anthony Cook
107% boomer pic
Caleb Garcia
>No Danil, no!
Kayden Gray
everything else I agree with, however that is fucking deranged.
Caleb Taylor
You don't dump the whole remains of the saucepan, but in pasta sauces that aren't ragu, etc - like white pasta sauces especially - a serving spoon worth of pasta water is good for pasta sauces to give it a little more liquid, the starch helps to bring it together as well as helping it coat and stick to the pasta, and it helps with mouthfeel too.
Leo Barnes
I can't take the pain lad. Still, he's used to it, having driven the FW41. I think Russell will struggle to adapt to a shitbox.
Hunter Gutierrez
do you think he torpedoed that little girl?
Austin Wood
both fixable?
are you a ferrari supporter?
Aiden Powell
Oh Christ, more fucking Buxton
Jeremiah Nguyen
Who is that slampig
Christopher Kelly
Here's a funny anecdote from day 1 >Some canarian guy told me that he arrived earlier at Montmeló and then he saw Daniil on the entrance of the circuit >Just one year ago of no Kvyat on the paddock and they even recognised him >They asked him his Paddock pass >"wtf I'm a fucking F1 driver" > They had to search on his car his bag just to show them his pass.
Despite of being Russian, Daniil is a very good lad, I hate people being so mean with him
Nicholas Myers
>Norris’s McLaren looks slightly unstable at the rear into the chicane - not as badly as it was here last year, but he can’t be as decisive as some on turn in. Could be tyre dependent of course.
"While the Red Bull rides the chicane kerbs well, the Sauber and the McLaren react more and both have a kind of double-bounce on the front axle as they land. It suggests they are running stiffer."
>sauber
Justin Parker
The only type of pasta I respect is lasagna, other are kids "food" 2bqhwyl.
Nathaniel Torres
>It's always the Low-speed turns
Adam Baker
Plz no
Robert Rivera
Pinkham: >I'm usually sweating, you know how hard I've had it
I'm okay with this
Christopher Nguyen
How good was Hamilton's lap before he met the madman kubo?
He spent a big part of his life in Italy Also I like Danil
Jaxson Phillips
Would’ve had hammie living in Vettel’s head, rent free, for the rest of testing
If he put in that time
Cooper Gomez
>I'm going back pounding the pitlane What did she mean by this?
Brody Williams
just imagine the incoming shitstorm, all the comments from janusze&grazyny, all the headlines on normie websites, all the crying about public funding spent on wheelbarrow occupying last 2 places, can't wait desu
Zachary Cooper
>Alex: "It's 3pm and Will Buxton hasn't shown up yet"
LMAO looks like Buxton checked reddit and twitter
Jayden Butler
the cube: >Because we lost 3 days - when I look at myself, how it should be, because the driver gets money to be a driver, others to do their job.Certainly, we can not say that I have prepared myself for Australia.In this matter, I am in the same place as a month ago or three - says Robert
pleased he hasn't lost his no bullshit yet not a cunt attitude that endeared me me to him in '09.
Angel Watson
>both Working on skin, hopefully it will get better. As for arms I actually want to get more lean/defined so it will get bit bigger, but not stupid big. Not really rariboi but for me its lecute this season. And next 15 as well.
Parker Ross
This, too
Gabriel Wood
>leclerc and gio just running laps Interdasting
Samuel Jones
top kek. are the volleyball players still mad they have no orlen funding?
Dominic Bennett
>lots of memes running laps
Nolan Rogers
Will Gio go for some supermeme Q3 setting lap at the end to george Mercedes' russels?
Gavin Gutierrez
Can't wait for Melbourne, friends! :^)
Evan Wood
Kek
Ryder Ramirez
He also speaks spanish aswell I really want him to expose RB boys (Gasly at least) on a equal Honda engine this season
She loves that feeling of thinking "I'm old enough to be your mother..."
Jack Jackson
lel, never heard about it, cause i don't really follow other sports, even on mainstream sites. but i remember very well butthurt when based rob won sportsman of the year award in 2008, muh olympic medalists, muh winning one race, that shit was funny
Brandon Morgan
>2020 >Implying he is gonna have the points by then
only the best drivers on the grid won GP2 in their first season
Evan Phillips
>implying Red Bull won't whinge and whinge and whinge and whinge and whinge and whinge and whinge and whinge and whinge and whinge and whinge and whinge and whinge and whinge and whinge and whinge and whinge and whinge and whinge and whinge and whinge and whinge and whinge and whinge and whinge until he gets a dispensation.
Angel Mitchell
>I've been here since last Friday. I've never waited so long to get 12-14 laps, that I could drive my own pace. BASED
Hunter Howard
>Kubica said: You can get a feel of it, it's not like the car is completely off. I think there's still something to put on the car, probably not a lot, but for sure there are things that were compromised
Luke Garcia
i read that orlen promised them funding but used it on kubica instead.
Christian Hernandez
I don't think they will.
I think Helmut is beyond pissed at him now. While he only needs 5 I think if he doesn't get in top 3 of SF I think they will force him to do another year while being a reserve/sim driver.
Cameron Martin
>Ferrari "a bit ahead" of Mercedes right now - Bottas >Mercedes driver Valtteri Bottas admits the rival Ferrari team seems to be “a bit ahead” and "in a better place" based on Formula 1 pre-season testing so far.
Also related to this, Marko has been enrolling people left and right into Red Bull junior so I think Dickbum really needs to wreck the field of they'll fuck him over
>and look, AGAIN >OBVIously..... >That's the questionnn, that we need to aaaask.... >*clicks tongue* >Ocon, Lewis, Mercedes, slower than Ferrari... >*talks over you*
Nicholas Collins
>Williams isn't gonna be on first 1-2 chapters on f1 documentary cuz they weren't prepared
>The Ferrari able to put half a tyre on the inside kerb at Campsa (T9) but it’s very stable. Others are having to give it a wide berth ferrariwinslol this season lads. BASED.
Williams are sandbagging they actually can do a sub 1 min lap but want to keep the season interesting.
Wyatt Gonzalez
topkeke
Aiden Robinson
Nice, wanted to do it but I'm not able to
Jacob Cook
>Russell goes faster than Kubica with his second proper lap. It's a 1m21.287s for the reigning Formula 2 champion fuck off autosport. at least mention kubica was on the c2, and russell is on the c3 compound (softer).
Jeremiah Rogers
>it wasn't >us Assumed it was some group from here but where we have bestiality. They have traps
>"I visited Brackley over the winter and it showed why they are the ones to beat. Everyone at Mercedes is smart and at the top of their game. Even the girl at the front door is a clever one, we had a very long chat about all sorts of things."
So from what I can gather a Finn links their stream here as nobody seemed to have testing coverage. Linked stream seems to have been linked everywhere from 2ch to obscure Spanish motorsport forums. Their site uses what looks like a single Twitch.tv chat but with the option to change streams so the chat could be following multiple things at once. Users there seem to be here, /g/, /wsg/ as well as reddit (lets not forget chaturbate). Donation area although not as forced as henno or morningstreams besides someone posting a link when busy. Not entirely sure why their stream blew up over testing
I am I full on confused boomer mode at how out of the loop I am with this
I had totally forgot about the ghost posters desu already confused enough as it is
Who sent you red sponge cake? Why do you draw the apu? Lot of loyalty for a hired doodler
Virtual wooden balls, traps and an accused nonce Why does weird shit always happen during the pre-season
Basically it was our own little community which has its own chat and stuff for streaming films and whatnot, but we also watch ufc, f1 etc. and now it got "leaked" to reddit where it got taken and shit out everywhere else
Cooper Wood
>dirty sicilian with a crocodile smile gets what he deserves for being pissy over AMX i see no problem with this
Is williams gonna pull a Manor 2015 type of season?
Robert Gonzalez
>t. I'm Dutch-American because my great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandmother was Dutch :DDD
>Implying 2010-2013 wasn't the age of Punished Massa getting cucked by Alonso
Hudson Brown
>Buxton not happy to just attack Vettel, now he has to defend every criticism anyone else made of Leclerc ever
Adam Carter
amx pls run over buxton
Aaron Long
Good analysis
Samuel Reed
oh yes its VERY healthy indeed but I cant do that because then I'd have to pay a ton of child support and deal with crazy bitches wish we could go back to ye olden days when you could rape women in war and leave them with a kid in their belly
Cameron Walker
He's only bringing it up to defend him, ya dingus. >these are the criticisms of him >but he's OMGamazing and will overcome them
Ah, the kind of edginess you only get from teenagers...
>tfw missing off season /f1/ already
Kevin Morris
Eco-friendly /f1/ NEW
Jace Johnson
by no means do I think women are below me or anything these are just thoughts I have when I've got a boner wanna fuck a lotta ladies, primal instinct, you dig me?
