/fpl/ - Fantasy Premier League thread [Wake Up] Edition

Last week I had the plan to FH in 31 but don't think I'll bother now, not really keen on Leicester / Wham players either who people concentrating on 31 will probably have to have a bunch of.

Best midfield option for this GW if I already have Son, Pogba, and Mane? Got £8.5m to put on someone to switch with a Man City player next week

>Alonso

Help me out lads. I'm thinking Jiminez in for Murray, and possibly captain him. Also digne out for who? And TAA or wan bissaka?

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i would go felipe vs fulham but without much confidence, west ham are pretty erratic.
unless you want to roll the dice on someone like iwobi or a newcastle/watford mid

>Kane is back in full training and might start against Burnley on Saturday

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For me it's Son (c)

Kolasinic

Thinking Aguero to Aubameyang. Free hit blank 31, bench boost double 32 and maybe use transfers in between to try and cover a couple of 33 blanks. All seems sensible right?

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Shit fixtures after Burnley and blanks in 31. Don't bother.

pereira's another option if you can afford him, very nice run of fixtures for leicester

Hmmm

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Shame Lester are shite.

Where's Var?

Brooks -> Iwobi or Agüero -> Obama for a -4?

no

ok

I didn't even bother listening to the scoutcast this week. What's the point with no mark, Granville or Joe? Pointless

Smug joe said on twatter that he's free hitting in week 31

For FH32 choice, when will you use your triple captain?

City player in GW32 tbqhwyf

I thought GW35 was the last GW

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But you can't use 2 chips at the same week.

How could an odd number gameweek be the last one when team plays all the other teams twice

>Chelsea banned for two transfer windows

SELL SELL SELL

What do lads? Help a brotha out

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Sorry don't want to help Wilson fags

Bump

Obama better play well this weekend or that's it.

took a -4 to bring in obama as captain, shitting bricks after he played 90 vs bate desu
in retrospect feel like laca would have been a safer move

Laca played too didn't he.

Pls help

1.3itb
What should I do

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nah he was sent off in the first leg so banned for the second

man united just been confirmed a double gameweek of watford and wolves in gameweek 32

triple catptain pogba here we come

Helping purely to spite this obsessed faggot >downgrade ederson to a 4.5ish keeper like patricio or fabianski, but make sure they’ve got favourable fixtures
>sell luiz for doherty
>richi to someone good
>keep wilson, if you want to get rid of him then buy Barnes or Wood

Thanks lad. I'm top of my league but was struggling for ideas

2 hours till deadline

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>getting Doherty at his current price

Wew lad

>lacazette banned for both legs of EL game

wew lad buy buy buy

he also blanks in GW 33

AWB OUT

I am captaining Son, I know Burnley have git gud but Obama might not even start.

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FPL Tools

Might Vice-Captain Hayden lads. Convince me not to.

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is peltier even starting?

>not saving FH for GW38 to have a great end to the season
fucking nerds

>no camerasa again

What's the point in these cheap enablers.

Actually started him this week. So annoying. Two red flags on the bench so every other player needs to play now.

Arnie on the bench

NO POINT WATCHING EITHER OF THESE GAMES I'm GOING TO BED

No. Crying atm.

Still on the Lukaku, Arnie, Batshuayi plan?

Huh? Not me, rashford/jimi here

DELEFEOU

the virgin Serb vs the MexiChad

deu essential

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Fucking deeney 2 assists and a goal

>anderson out of form and havent scored in 8 games now
>retards still rush him in

>Foster and Bamba are my only players in tonight's matches
Conflicting

My two sexy black defenders scored, but Samba de Anderson failed to score shaking my head.

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Why did you captain him you fool

Because he played against the worst team & he's the best WHU player!

we are similar yet different

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>Etheridgefags

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>tfw deulofeu
Feels good man

Feels good brehs

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>Deulofeu
>1.8% ownership
so its just one of those weeks

nice one la'

btw do you have about £10m in the bank?

I have him, but fucked up my captain choice with Anderson
Expecting average score this week desu

>tfw deulofeu master race

26k to 16k with one player.

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Where my bamba niggas at?

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>Deulofeu already 2nd most transferred player this GW

based retards

Got a feeling this is going to be a bad few weeks.

ah, the ol' differential captun

>tfw get rid Deulofeu 2 GW ago

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All things equal, which do you think is better if you had to choose one: Aguero or Sterling

Aguero, there are a lot of choices in midfield.

All other things equal though. Assuming my midfield is good and my forwards are good too. Just in sheer terms of who gets more points by end of season

dunno, I would guess aguero to be honest

Wow what a SUPER BIG day of football we have today.

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god i am so fucked

You just don't understand real football

Unironically cos the rugby's on lad

but I don't like rugby

Well I don't really blame you.

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The crusher of Cardiff

KANE START

>no trippier

kill me

I've had two non starters already this week

Same, if I hadn't brought in barnes I would be 9 men guaranteed minimum.

I DIDNT CONFIRM TRANSFERS FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK

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What were the transfers going to be?

Who /bigbrain/ here

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Had 2 FT so had sane and richarlison out and captained Son

Only some Indian with 431 teams would have that.

wuss

Nahhh, Pogba was my captain for 6-7 weeks, so I took risk this time

Goodbye Llorente my old friend.

Can we expect the lowest gw average of the season this weekend?

2 big teams out and a 0-0 incoming at OT tomorrow

It'll be the lowest so far, but won't be the lowest of the season by the end.

I fell for the son captain meme

It's ok most people fell for Son or Auba.

I captained Jimenez because I'm a mad lad.

>tfw pick barnes not wood

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Kane gamblers dabbing right now.

I think I'm done for this year

WAKE ME UP INSIDE

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Same, thankfully had deulofeu so it's fine either way

yesss fuckkkk yesssssss

barnes has been an awesome budget pickup

>Son off
nice 4 points there

son you fraud

so many big brain son captainers

Is this the week of reckoning for cookie cutters?

0.7m ITB. Brooks to Barnes maybe? He has no blanks, has looked dangerous and is owned by 0.2pc. I need a bit of coverage at the moment rather than swapping big hitters. AWB and Brooks seemingly out for a while and Camarasa isn't playing these days.

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I think the cookie cutter team is finished for the season now. It's every man for himself with the BGW/DGW and run-in. Just take a punt and stick with it.

obama blanking tomorrow will be the cherry on this shit sundae

Salah scores a hat trick and teams who forgot the friday deadline win

this is 100% going to happen

Don't tell me the other df is Wan Bissaka.

it's probably robertson like all other cookie cutter retards

Shaw

robertson is hardly a retarded choice

>Have Robertson from GW1
>No reason to sell at all
>ReTaRDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!
lmao OK

>Jimenez goal disallowed
>Wolves CS gone
Fuck this gameweek already

It hurts to be alive

Almiron looks really good. Shame he's expensive.

who /rondon/ here

>tfw vc Hayden
Big brain

>Barnes starts
Fuck it I'm getting him

Doherty/Jimenez owners dabbing

based raul

>Played Etheridge
>Patricio has a peno save
Fug

same here senpai

REFBALLREFBALLREFBALLREFBALLREFBALLREFBALLREFBALLREFBALL

>Doherty got the assist for Jimenez' penalty

Based

SHIT WEEK YET AGIN

>Leicester clean sheet gone

Great job me bring in Pereira, im a real fucking fpl genius

mfw actually have the crystal palace asset, Batsushi

jimenez, rashford 9 points
arnautovic, batshuayi 12 points

cookie cutters btfo

Signing Barnes actually paid off. Nice.

>arnie
>not cookie cutter

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Arnie is 4.8% ownership in top 10k. He's not the cookie cutter and hasn't been in months. They all hopped to Rashford and Jimenez.

>arnautovic 12 points
what are you on about

Arthur McJames essential

>he doesn’t have Jock McChad
Embarrassing tbdesu

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Did anyone have Antonio?

>I did

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finally unbanned fucking jannie the trannie bannig me for HILARIUS webm s m h
Anyways any Son C and Pereira retards such as myself here?

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bumpy before bed

>son c

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yep, I at least have Deulofeu randomly saving my week though

I've been doing very well this season betting against Cardiff.

based wolves as always but still feel this wont be a very good gameweek
hopefully pogdab dabs on liverpool

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>de gea

Yes I captained son, watch Salah and Pogba score.

A boring 0-0 would be in the united game.

Hope so I've got Robertson to come in off the bench.

>David luiz
>trippyer

Which one should I have in my team next week both/neither?

>puel sacked

BUY BUY BUY

Better off getting someone cheaper and spending more on attack/midfield imo

I should've phrased it better, I already have both and they play against each other so I don't know who to have, the alternative is Bennett...

do you know who jonas salk was?
he was the jewish scientist that cured polio. he created the march of dimes to raise millions to fund his research.
polio was a crippling and deadly disease putting children all over the world into a wheelchair or an early grave. the vaccine for polio was one of the greatest medical achievements of the last century. its a globally essential medicine.
and this guy jonas salk?
he could have made billions from it. he could have patented it and made actual billions of dollars.
you know what he did? he waived the patent. he gave up billions just to make sure as many people who could be helped got the help they needed. he became a celeb after that even though he hated it. truly a great man and he left the world a better place than he came into it.

If I had a choice between polio existing in the USA/world and jews. I would choose polio every single time and twice on sundays. I would infect myself with polio and tour america spreading the disease in a custom built wheelchair or crutches if it meant all the jews and their influence were excised from my country like the cancer they are.
polio is nothing compared to the harmful effects of jews on the USA and world.I would give anything to live in a world where our biggest problem was building access ramps and compliance with the civil disabilities act.

that sounds like hyperbole. it is not. 100% authentic feelings. I cant sleep at night anymore. I wish I never started questioning things. I wish I was still a dumb rube out there able to laugh at things instead of a woke misanthrope. I envy the dumb.

How much does salk cost in FPL

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>no obama

END IT

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hahaha obamafags on life support now

>son, anderson, aubameyang meme picks utterly destroyed
salah set and forget baby

>No aubameyang
Fucking hell, brought him in this week for Aguero reeeeeeeee
At least I VCd Jimenez not Son

fuck this shit im going to play vidya

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OH FUCK HE'S ON THE BENCH FUCKING HELL ONE POINTER INCOMING

>Obama benched

What's the fucking point

>brainlet contrarian anti salah cult btfo yet again
Stop being stubborn and letting your ego cost you guys points. fucking hell

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>not buying chaka-laca who's suspended for 3 games in EL
amateurish

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
youtube.com/watch?v=mCrPF09Nk7w

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AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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If Lester hire Brenny then Vardy definitely back in the menu.

Cmon Laca hattrick please
youtube.com/watch?v=F_rEHfLgdcY

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Alright not even going to follow the results

>he didn't captain salah

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I'm torn between Lacazette, Pogba and Rashford right now. Going with Lacazette at home against S'hampton and Salah.

Actually hope Auba doesn't come on the pitch now

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Easily my worst gameweek of the season.

Join the millions of others in the same boat.

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60 iq cookie cutter: aubameyang
130 iq FPL player: lacazette

1/3

>my projected points for this week is 28
great stuff

>my buddy & mini league rival turned off his phone
seething is real

>Arsenal winning so hard Auba won't even get minutes
yay

trashford ded AHAHHAHAHAH

Please break salahs legs

Thank you

>you now remember mhkitarian

Guaranteed to get minutes, Emery loves to empty the bench

>Herrera off injured
>Mata off injured
>Firmino off injured
>Rashford limping
Bloodbath today

>just realised TAA is not playing
THATS IT IM DONE even more

United used 3 subs already and Rashford is limping. Time to take him out for some meme player.

>Lingard is off now
lmao

What the absolute fuck has ole done to them this week in training!?

My team has fallen apart so fast.

>Robertson ded now
What. The. Fuck.

robertson assploded by lukake BASED

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

this truly is the week of the reckoning for cookie cutters

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>jiminez scores
>kane scores
>patricio saves a penalty
>doherty assist
Yeah OK kid

>kane
>cookie cutter
>first game back from injury
Everyone has Son

No one except dead teams own Kane and Patricio didnt save the pen, it went off the post

Who here /noteven50points/ this gameweek?

Now that Kane is back he’s cookie cutter. He’s been cookie cutter for years newfag

>Patricio didnt save the pen, it went off the post
He got the save points for it and that’s what matters in fpl

More like not even 40

What save points dude? He got 2 points

>More like not even 40
More like not even 29

>0.29% ownership in the top 10k
Yes Kane sure is cookie cutter.

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Salah has been absolutely terrible today.

>tfw gonna be out of the cup because Auba got subbed on
Reeeeeeeeeee

please do something obama

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>captain salah you boasted

BTFO

late Pogdab and Abama goal pliz

still got more points than the other captain options

You mean Pogdab and Trashford

Nope, Lacazette / Kane

>forgetting pogdab

>Auba on
fuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF EKJFBIL3FUHOIUERBFIUERHFIOHERFIHNERIFNEKFLKEJRNOGUIHN4V8TH 09FTYV08TU-U48RH2H CIO3CNFLKJENFKLEWNFKJENF;EJNF;JKWENQ;FKLWNEPFIUBWEJKDQWBEOIUF3EOFJ 3[0J

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Everyone with a brain knows he stinks in important games

Based Alisson with 3 bps so far

my midfield did terribly this week

Catch you plebs later

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>37 points
>average is 40
It's shit, but it could have been worse.

Looking forward to those green arrows senpai

Seething to have benched vvd now

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>Transferred out Lindelof for Pereira

please laugh at me

53 sexy points I love this game okay

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Now that's a differential team. How much in the bank? Or do you have a bunch of city players on the bench.

Took the Barnespill. Hope the new manager does too.

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nice

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Give Richarilson one more go against Cardiff or get rid?

Tripper to Ecuele Manga or Sclupp, Mane to Sterling?

Double Liverpool or double Wolves defence next GW? Huddersfield are absolute shit and it feels wrong to bench Doherty. Maybe bench Son?

>he didn't captain laca

lmao

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>have 8 players who will blank in 31
>people are bringing in players who will blank

I don't get it fellas

free hit

Would be a waste to use it on one blank GW when there is another one that will affect a lot of the same players then two doubles.

wildcard

Same reply

People use both to cover the blanks so they can build to bench boosting in the double week and triple captaining in the other. It's not that much of a waste.

Is that what you are doing?

I'm not.

Aside from missing like 5 clear cut chances against spurs he's been one of their better players

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Fuck it went with auba > kane and mane>hayden

45 points with son captain I am well fucking happy

can easily plan to free hit 31, have a quality 32 squad and then have around 9 players for week 33. this has already been discussed to death

if you can't get to 8 or more players with free transfers for week 31 there's no point not doing free hit then

magnus carlsen having a big yikes this week

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Think the first place spot might have changed too.

SELL KEPA

Laporte ded

?

>38 points
>Only fell 2,300 places
Phew

>tfw got the highest score in the spee league this game week
FGM. we top 200,000 now

Oh and thanks to who recommended kolasinac

SAVING
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>nightmare game week
>well above average score
It doesn't seem possible. Does the average still need to update? I scored 45, average says 36

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>Rashford orange
That's the end of the Rashford meme right? He'll be out a couple of games and bedded in?
What about Rashford to Zaha, Aubameyang to Aguero?

dunno he managed the whole game but it's not like it was his choice

ur team is ded lol

Keep Obama against Bournemouth?

Personally I will be taking the Ashley Barnes pill for rashford and the vardy pill for firmino

He just has swelling in his ankle. He'll miss one game tops.

no

they have 2 games this week and then psg midweek next week and arsenal the week after that

i can't see him being risked in either of the prem games this week desu

I'm selling, but can't make my mind up about who to get. King/Vardy/Wood all tempting me.

My other strikers are Rondon and Jimenez. I have a good starting 11 for GW28 and GW29 so probably going to get King in and let him ride the bench until GW30.

if you don't takes the barnes pill you will regret it la'

see: key attacking stats over the last 6 gameweeks

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>being proud of 12 points

lmao the state of you. also the state of all the casuals that captained any liverpool or manure attackers, let alone triple captained them this round.

L
M
A
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>king

>not being happy about captaining the top scoring of the top 5 most popular top 10k captain option

who did you captain? i bet you're a ranklet anyway

Stop being mean

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Inflated by penalties

Burnley never get penalties

Just saying 2 of his last 4 goals has been penalties. If you're gonna buy into the Burnley forwards meme then Wood is better.

Barnes is just as good for slightly cheaper though.

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any news on martial?
thinking hed be a good replacement for f anderson if hes fit especially with rashford gone

Just injured

whom the fuck shall i C this week
obviulse everyine going with Salad but Wolves got HUD

fuck happened to my grammar

muh salah and last seasons result, muh obama and bournemouth

Thinking of spending some points to escape cookie cutter hell. As it stands I'm going to finish 2nd in the mini-league I pay most attention too as i'm miles ahead of third and a bit behind first, but my team is very similar to the leader's.
With Rashford out I'm thinking of redirecting his money into my midfield. Ultimately, I'm looking at Aubameyang to Aguero, Rashford to Niasse (not injured, just ruled out against Everton because loan rules, still starting for Cardiff but he's a 5.0m enabler) and Mane to Sterling. Thoughts?

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Just get Barnes

>rogers going to be next Lester manager

SLELL SELL SELL

Is Barnes as good a pick as Zaha? If I got rid of Trippier I could have Wilf as my third striker.

Well Zaha has had two good games but before that no where near as good, ask one of the fantasyfootballfix faggots to post the table.

Fat Andy making me do a think

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barnes is flavor of the month meme trash. waiting to get King in a few weeks.

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King isn't even meme trash just trash

Don't bank on Aguero..i transferred him out for kane..after Aguero played 120 minutes sunday

Spurs play better without Kane

Who's she

>implying he won't score 3 on Arsenal
I was torn between Barnes, Rondon and King. Rondon might blank 33, so I picked King on a hunch. Note that I missed every single punt this season, so I might get fucked hard by this.

Barnes isn't a striker (Harvey)

Ignore me, I thought he was talking about Barnes (Ashley) and King (Joshua).

At this rate I will have 7/8 playing players in 31, is this enough to not bother FHing?

That's 6 points less than the full team fags.

0-2
2-1
1-0
0-3
1-1

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>Transferred in Sterling
>Just remembered he played 120 mins on Sunday
I fucked up didn't I

probably a little bit but Man City can't afford to drop points

Foster
Bamba - Robertson - Lascelles - Doherty
Anderson - Son - Fraser - Milijovevic - Pogba
Jimenez

Fabianski - Van Aanholt - Firmino - Rashford

Hows my patchjob doing to cover up 2/3 of my forwards being injured?

Sold Robertson for TAA to free up funds and now I'm hearing news that Robertson might not even play today. Based.

inb4 neither start

robertson is fine and he plays tomorrow

Be honest guys how retarded is my lineup?
PS: How the fuck do u read the Possible Blank/DW spreadsheet at the top of the thread?

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Fucking retarded webpage fucking brits fuck.

Midfield is Mane - Eriksen - F. Anderson

>fyronm

What do you mean how do you read it? It's colour labeled and everything.

>tripling up on Newcastle defence

I'd rather play both those West Ham players on the bench.

Ay just woke up from a nap, figured it out, the DW column was confusing at first glance.
I'm considering dropping one for a WH but it's fucking City at the Emirates, doubt they'd let them breathe, although an upset isn't ruled out obviously.

I don't think they will beat City but I think it's best to hedge your bets and just hope arnie or snodgrass score rather than having all 3 Newcastle players relying on burnley not scoring.

Captain Sterlel ( WHU H ) or Jimmy Nes[bitt] ( HUD A )

Wolves lost last time they faced Huddersfield.

C Jimi
HUD is too tempting

Deadline in 1 hour.

do you know who jonas salk was?
he was the jewish scientist that cured polio. he created the march of dimes to raise millions to fund his research.
polio was a crippling and deadly disease putting children all over the world into a wheelchair or an early grave. the vaccine for polio was one of the greatest medical achievements of the last century. its a globally essential medicine.
and this guy jonas salk?
he could have made billions from it. he could have patented it and made actual billions of dollars.
you know what he did? he waived the patent. he gave up billions just to make sure as many people who could be helped got the help they needed. he became a celeb after that even though he hated it. truly a great man and he left the world a better place than he came into it.

If I had a choice between polio existing in the USA/world and jews. I would choose polio every single time and twice on sundays. I would infect myself with polio and tour america spreading the disease in a custom built wheelchair or crutches if it meant all the jews and their influence were excised from my country like the cancer they are.
polio is nothing compared to the harmful effects of jews on the USA and world.I would give anything to live in a world where our biggest problem was building access ramps and compliance with the civil disabilities act.

that sounds like hyperbole. it is not. 100% authentic feelings. I cant sleep at night anymore. I wish I never started questioning things. I wish I was still a dumb rube out there able to laugh at things instead of a woke misanthrope. I envy the dumb.

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did you know that fascism was the response of capitalists to the threat of socialism? it's something that ought to be common knowledge but the rise of nazism is taught in schools as if it had widespread working class support, which was of course not true

Zizek explains nicely here. Jews were blamed by the ruling class in order that they could continually perpetuate their exploitative society without actually addressing the real problem.

youtube.com/watch?v=wx3MKue1EWQ

youtu.be/bwDrHqNZ9lo

shit guys what do

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Gonna triple captain aubameyang
Wish me luck

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>tfw -16 point hit

why

if you out of the cup it doesn't matter

>Jews were blamed by the ruling class
yeah those working class jews sure got a raw deal from all those gentile (((elites)))

I wont ask you to continue this debate as it may land someone like you in prison for thought crime

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>60% of top 10k captained Salah
>I captained Sterling and vice on Obama
I've made a grave mistake

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Everyone dead

>yeah those working class jews sure got a raw deal
yes, of course, as anyone who has consulted a history book knows
>gentile (((elites)))
talk like a normal person you weird yank cunt

I captained Obama

jimenez seems to be the differential of choice for non-salah big brainers

>1.5% captaincy
I mean, it's a differential, but in a week where Auba, Aguero/Sterling, Salah have great fixtures, Wolves away to Huddersfield seems like a pretty risky pick.

>Gray from Tielemans
Vardy, Pereira and Barnes btfo

Everton are shite lads.

True

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according to who? reddit?

If it was someone else sure, now you get to watch as Salah blanks and u get green arrows.

>Captained Kun although he played 120mins

Not (C) Aguero on home games has bitten me so many times im sticking with him

OMFG
FUCKING DOHERTY HE SHOULDVE FUCKING HIT THAT 100% CUNT REEEE
missed my doh from jota points

quiet before the storm

some proper brexit footy going on right now

Schar is gooood

i have made a grievous mistake by playing 3 wolves and C jimi

OH NO NO NO

>jota

yes

>i took out sigurdson last night

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>this fucking waste of space

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Barnes off
>meme of the month

At least he was taken off on the 61st minute

hopefully someone breaks salah's legs

oh fuck off

FUCK HUDDERSFIELD AND FUCK MATT DOHERTY

All you can do is laugh at this point

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slipping to huddersfield
haha never change wolvercuckton

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TWICE THIS SEASON

Forgot to transfer Firmino out for Aguero & missed the prise rise so I bought Wood. Shaking my head.
>jota
>bamba
>jiminez
>wood

I was on the siggy train earlier this season. Grats to those who stuck it out.
Looks like Harvey Barnes once again went close several times to scoring or assisting without doing so. FFS lad just deliver that haul you've been promising already.

Woohoo triple Wolves here

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kill me

Me exiting top 100k this week
Was in the top 20k like 2 months ago

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WELL WELL WELL WHAT AN AWFUL START TO THE GW

Odds on Aguero being benched?

0

Who could replace him upfront? Jesus is ded.

Sterlel as a false 9, but yeah Aguero will play

He played the full game too

Sterling's fitness is probably better

Sterling probably won't play.

he fucking better stay on the bench if he doesn't start. I'm not getting a 2 point captain in this shit gameweek.

Big brain Cacashit captainer over here, should have had a hatty Sunday.

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lads, need a good stream list site since plebbit shut
Comfy acestream if possible

From the makers of soccerstreams
footybite.com/

Benched

only one is footybite and it is vastly inferior

ohnononono

>kepa No start

based

I SAID sterling wouldn't start

Hope ugly cunt Memery gets the boot at the end of the season
cacazatte is fucked in EL so he must play BUT that stupid cunt plays Auba that needed in EL in absence of caca

Hope Sterling stays on the bench but knowing Pep he won't.

KOLA KOLA KOLA

Ozil essential

Mane from TAA

did Robbo to TAA this week. Based.

Aubafags on lifesupport ahahha oh no no no

played Jota whos know to play only 60 mins,instead of TAA
Based retarded me

He says nervously as the rout begins

lmao gwendoozy

>king

Mane is outperforming Salah heavily these days

BASED TAA

I want mane back but i just know salah will start performing the moment i bring him in

>Shaw assist
based

I sold Mane for Sterling

obama thief

OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA

Hats off to everyone who took in Mkhitaryan 2 GWs ago

sterling on

Vote for Pedro

sane owners btfo

agueroooo

Im finished
See you all next season

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Laca!

mah nigga Robertson with the assist

I'll take it.
Now, if a certain muslim player could start playing football that would be great

rather he didn't

I think it's definitely time to drop Salah. It was actually a few weeks ago even.

TAA 3 assists wew lad

TAA

the A is for assist

the other A is also for assist

Two for robertson too, niceo

van dijk elite

Van dijk 2 goals what the fuck

>all these liverpool defenders drowning in points
>(c) salah

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NOO WHY DID THAT NORWEGIAN CUNT SUB IN RASHFORD. I COULD HAVE HAD GYLFI COME IN

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5 goals and no salah goals?

>trippier own goal

useless puto

>trippier OG
that's it time to get rid him

Single-handedly saving the trainwreck of a team I have. They better not concede a late goal.

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cant wait to see that one prick with triple liverpool defence

FOR WHO?

DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB

Lads,,,,,,

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ranklet

Hope you didn't captain salah.

How did rashford play lads
and also Im laughing at this stupid moron haha

Fuck you kane, robbing me of luiz bps

I PLAYED BENNETT OVER LUIZ

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I played Doherty over Lindelöf

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Any big brain aguero captainers here?

reee mane out of BPS

Will Foster get any points for 5 saves?

He got 1 already. They get 1 for every 3 saves.

1 point

thx

>salah
dont want to transfer him but at the same time I do
dunno what Id do with the extra funds though, maybe sterling and get a better forward

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80pointsbump

-12. 41 points. Dropped 300k. Mane to Sterling one of my moves. Sabotaged my season out of pure boredom. At least I'm no longer a cookie cutter.

How do you drop that much only being 15ish points below average?

How do I fix this shit? 2 FT, 0 in the bank

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Get rid of Jota and Son

How'd we do lads? Got to 2k but fuck I wish I (C) someone else, but it is what it is.

a pretty shit 46 pts, taa pog and auba the only bright spots

FUCKING RETARD

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OK, been stuck in between 10-20k for the past 12gw

wwww

Has everyone seen Trippier's own goal, what a disaster.

twitter.com/muazshukor/status/1100984379076009984

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I hate how there's only like 20 points between top 10k and top 20k. One bad week and your rank is destroyed.

A-aguero will start right?

What's the prize for being top 10k?

800 followers on twitter and a podcast appearance.

Oh and if you're really lucky you might get to write a blogspot article about how you keep the faith in xG

Fabianski or Patrício for GW29?

Fab 100%

Thanks, will do.

Neither will return so it doesn't matter.

neither

That's it, I am selling Bennett

Playing Anderson against city
>Instead of siggy vs Cardiff

I must bench one of Vardy, Rashford, Jimenez and Maddison. Anderson and Son are also bench options. Who do I bench?

Son

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Looking to recover from a midweek disaster. Took a punt on Zaha but he's only in my side until Bournemouth's fixtures turn and Wilson comes back. Who should I captain?

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anedersom

Sterling is a guarnateed start and will score.

>patricio confirmed dropped for ruddy against cardiff

owning this portugese fraud cunt has been the worst decision of the entire season and i've made some pretty fucking shit and stupid other decisions

based

disastrous results these past 2 weeks

dropped 50k

what do boys besides an hero?

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We nearly have the same team, I'm just thinking about doing better next year desu

Aguero -> Higuain
Son -> Sterling

Who the fuck are they replacing aaron with?

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Lascelles / Schär probably

I really should've waited until deadline to do obama -> aguero

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any meme picks i should be getting on?

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Wouldn't captain anyone in the NLD

>Unpredictable
>Guarantee that randoms will score

Depends on your plan for GW32, most fo your current team won't play at all. I have no FH or WC so I'm planning ahead. Gonna do a punt going Obama > Higuain. Id (C) Pogba this GW if I were you and definitely get Sterlel and ditch Salah

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Suggestions for my wildcard?
I have 0.2 ITB

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Salah > Someone who does more for a few Millions less
Same with Hazard desu, upgrade forwards

JUST

I have Salah captained and Mane, oppo this week has Sigurdsson.

Liverpoop are going to win that derby, right? Everton will get shit on right? I could make a transfer and pick up Sigurdsson...

Yeah but Salah is shit again now.

mitroglicerin

can't uncaptain him now. As soon as I do he'll score 3 goals and I'll lose by 1 point or something. Not letting it happen this time.

Captain Pogdab

>fulham “assets”

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