How do they attract so many players to play in their literal shit league ?

Totally false indeed. But we are proud of this.
The rest is true however.
Best quality of life you can find, beautiful landscapes, central position in the world so you can travel easily,etc..'

none of which will probably ever work

They're doing more than that.
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4062288/How-Chinese-president-Xi-Jinping-pouring-billions-football.html

chile
france

When I said French are not "nice people" I said we are not hypocritical. We don't fake smiles or over kindness to make people "confortable".
That's why foreigners think we are rude.
Especially the Americans who love comedy and fake

damn but Xi is crazy if he think china can have a good NT within 15 years
also :
>"world class managers joined"
>Scolari

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>doesn't get the meme

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They made 48 teams WC only for this. They will qualify, it is sure 100 pourcent.
They will even pass the group stages because 2 teams are qualify.
They will join a group like Germany China New Zealand and finish second.

Fifa needs this money, you cant reject 1.3 billion people market.

Next step is India but this "people" are physically and mentally retarded and even cheat corruption and manipulion cannot help them

glorious chinese foods

Japan and South Korea both went from nobodies to teams that always qualify and are capable of top 16 fairly quickly. Getting that good isn't unrealistic at all, breaking into the elite is another story though.

>They made 48 teams WC only for this

Nah. Infantino promised it because he needed votes from tiny meme countries because FIFA's retarded voting system means that Cape Verde has the same voting power as Brazil or Germany.

>nice people
chinks aren't human.
>good level league
fucking lmao.

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The worst part of all of these clips by far is the people who just stroll on fucking by like nothing's happening, every time.

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>failing to beat a toddler to death
>asian masculinity

Because povertyball.

their league is unironically better than most European leagues
watch it

Then why have China never even come close to qualifying for a World Cup from one of the weakest regions?
Think it's more likely that you're talking shit.

just watch it and see for yourself
no idea why they fail so hard in international competitions

thats because they have some retarded law about helping peoples that are in danger/hurt

Fucking hell. Maybe this is why is subconsciously don't see Chinese as being human. I always felt bad about it and still will but fucking hell these videos.

Like the one where the woman just gives birth in the street and carries on. What a massive shit hole. I thought some of the cities are ok though?

dude was a scizo apparently, didn't even fuck up the child that much just some severe bruising

With a nice ideology of democratic popular collectivization.

Go to liveleak and just type in Chinese or China. It’s insane.

Using the same way that Euros attracted Brazilians and Argentinians to play in their shit leagues years ago, with money

Canada has to be annexed too

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You'd think the Chinese would be good at a sport that requires the audience to die in a preventable tragedy

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Pays really well, shit standard so it's easy to shine and it's a refuge from the media. Seems like a good option to consider

that's pretty alpha tbqhwyf

Stay butthurt, Whitoids.

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>They will join a group like Germany China New Zealand and finish second.
>implying that we're going to qualify
PNG deserve it tho.

>Quality of life
It's a shit standard of living compared to Western Europe, the main Anglophone countries and South Korea, Japan, Singapore.

but you will , OFC will have forever 1 spot

France's quality of life is lower than ours (yours and ours), especially in their cities.

Does the law include calling for help?

Based, we will take Brussels though

t. Chinese league embassador attracking Ngubus in France

which side do all the good players come from?
>inb4 africa