/cric/

*triggers the incels, niggers and trannies*

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fuck up josh

Athey call me claremontserialkillerbro

Is Josh from Logan?

Ah yes, Saffa news radio during the lunch interval.

Miss >tfw no Cate Blanchett accent gf lad.

Wollongong, NSW

j*sh talking to the faggot because he wants to stir shit up as per usual before he gets his mum to hoist him into his bed after she changes his adult diaper XXXL size

kek
Kek
KEK

I’m still here dost

Oh shit they're talking about Sune Luus.

pooseph smellican loves slobbing knob

t. richo

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This is the post
KEK

grim

gimi

girm

Oh god, this girl is whining about there not being pay for women's provincial cricketers.

I

wonder

why

based joshy samefagging again

JIMMY JIMMY JIMMY
AJA AJA AJA

>started with videogame bullshit
>descends into e-personality drama within 5 minutes
I'll be sitting this one out ƒam

Might replay uncharted 2

Grimli

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>joke's on Josh
>Josh samefagging

PAAAAAAAAAAAAY MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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bit going on here

Might watch smallville

4 > 2 > 3 > 1

Which country

How many posts do you think poosh racks up a day on Yea Forums?

4 is pretty bad. Lost Legacy is better.

Mignon du Preez is the woman speaking. She looks like she'd mongle your cock.

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Seth Efrika. I'm listening to the radio stream.

probably less than you do with your obsessive josh posting

got 3 smokes left for the next seven days, panic starting to set in

KEK the host is suggesting that they're going to bump the women's boundaries out to the men's boundaries.

Yeah right!

>tfw no qt 3.14 seth efrikan gf

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Got a job at westpac lads. Shit pay and only 25 hours a week.

GOTTEM

Richo permanently and irreparably BTFO!

for me its not smoking

The only alcohol I get is from my occasional cough syrup.

>the wagie going to work for mr. noseberg meme became reality

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BASED

as soon as the majority of kiwis leave cric and go to sleep these threads turn to puss

really makes me think

Gonna blast through a deck of smokes on friday and saturday nights out with the boys then not smoke the rest of the week.

It's a salary, lad

If you earn as much as the average Australian, half the country earns more than you. Really makes you think...

A 110kg fat cunt NEET just replied to your post

why is sri lanka destroying seth efrika
lmoa working for a company getting shafted by royal commissions state of you

For me, it's using my vape pen

...

That's the median average.

If it's mean average then it's just the rich cunts at the top lording over the minimum wage retards.

Can't use that crosslink on clover, lad. Won't be reading that thread. Sorry.

oh my god they're talking about how great it is that people are saying "batter" instead of "batsman"

I guess South Africa is cucked.

Will try DUDE WEED LMAO after this semester.

imagine wasting money on the smokingjew

Honestly it must suck to have to work. To be perpetually poor and in debt. Just so you can have the next iPhone or shiny thing to put in your small apartment or two bedroom house.

But not everyone is lucky enough to be bequeathed millions from their deceased industrialist grandfather. That's just the way the world is I'm afraid.

>2019
>Doesn't smoke cigarettes

Are you bullied, mentally handicapped or both?

>b-but it kills you

And? Was life a contest about who lives the longest?

>it's addicting!!!

It's not, as long as you're not under-aged and you can smoke in moderation

>it's....IT'S EXPENSIVE!!!

Who forces you to buy a pack every day, fucking peat-gavel

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Strongly of the belief that David Icke is neither a holocaust denier or an anti-semite. I believe the Australian government has done out country a disservice by kowtowing to the desires of a vocal minority who may or may not be working at the behest of a cabal of lizardmen.

You DO earn more than 86k annually, right?

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...

I earn 15k a month interest on my investments

75 but I only graduated uni last year

I'm living with my parents haha

yeah m8 300k, mathgrad here btw

>government bans guy saying that the government are lizards
now yuo see...

inb4 tradies

Me? I make an undisclosed amount telling lies on the Internet

No mate I'm retired. My pension is far below that.

They call me FarmBro.

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The only thing josh earns is good boy points from his mummy after she come home afterwards a night of taking cock for cash.

Still studying

based coping low income earner

I earn $100k in sorosbucks per year, spouting leftist propaganda on the internet

trying too hard there, champ.

I expect something lesser than this when I start working tttt

50K, but I work 15 hours a week

You been doing you kettlebell swings today lad?

Don’t “champ” me you degenerate.

Kek

grim
can smell it from here

Can someone remind me how much janitors get paid to clean up a sports image board?

Unfortunately the only janny that posts here has a flag that I have filtered

I have come to save Australia's batting.

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What a stitch up! Classic stuff m8.

Sebbo's bodyshape. i.e. a big fat 0 ( zero)

Un Deux Trois

ichi ni san

sebbo is a big lad

based

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Ekam
Dve
treeni

hate this goblin

×
××
×××

ek
dor
den

Ek Do Teen

GIVE IT TO ME BABY (UH HUH UH HUH)

thread needs more based sebbo

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See

I still subscribe to the HSun despite my many misgivings because we need to support journalism in this country, and the Sun has a lot of good ones. But old mate Damon is part of the problem.

BASED

off to the shops lads taking advantage of late night trading

See

t. dermot

He just took my bait and gave me a (you)

I have never filtered anything

Miss Dermot posting lads

THIS is the post

Nice

AND ALL THE GIRLS SAY

sebbo’s bod is a work of art

/pol/ raids were good fun yeah

How many personalities live inside your head?

What does /cric/ think of The New Daily?

The only posts ive got filtered are by new zealand flags

What does /cric/ think of The Atlantic?

more of a pacific nation tttt

just trying to fit in m8

What does /cric/ think of the Roblox News Channel?

hello shills

Pretty good because that iceberg killed all those Titanic seppos

For me, its the north sea

How much is the cost of living in aus I earn 30k ukbucks a year and live fairly comfortably compared to most people

Unbiased and accurate news source that is relevant to the Aussie battler.

>not the Ionian Sea
laughing at you

GOTTEM

That's like 120k AUD. You'd be top 10% here

Cutting my nails lads.

That's $54K AUD dumbfuck

Only thing I filter is my drinking water.

>120k AUD.
Wot?

lol tricked

Going straight into the ganges I presume

GOTTME

based retard

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WTF? Me BTFO

based joshie

My Fran Drescher threads keep getting healthy replies :)

egg on his face

>hurr durr was just being retarded
fuck off

>it's a Poosh calling others Based Poosh episode.

link?

Josh BTFO

Rugby.

No.

Would fuck Emily Field raw and cum in her pussy.

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1550424579571.webm

Gonna make a post on /pol/

See if you can find it

Same but with Olivia Munn.

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BASED

found it lad

thread or a post?

this but fuck up josh

KEK

;)

very BASED

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on the ropes

oops looks like someone reported it and it got deleted :)

There's more than one, cazzie

no there isn't you freshcunt

/comfy/

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lol, made you check, idiot

i've been on Yea Forums all night, freshcunt.

Comfy is just a codeword for boring desu.

No it's not

sebbo is packing some serious blub

Where is chad vs virgin?

big wicket lads

had to be de cock

bought new golf clothes lads
have to look good for the private club I joined. royal one and everything

For me, it's Rassie van der Dussen

sebbo is fat

Markram is a palindrome

Forgot about that one, remind me of the specific gag

Real talk, have you tried losing weight, Sebbo?

appreciate the effort Zachy mate but the rules of /cric/ say that we don't speak of sebbo and we don't reply to sebbo

hey sebbo, do you watch any american sports?

Fuck up Josh

Sure do. College football, college basketball, major league baseball.

dont mind sebbo tbqh

Un Deux Trois mate.

That Zion game today was a bit of a fizzer.

proxy off

lion = josh just trying to have a nice time in /cric/

mongoose = obsessed josh poster

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My name is actually Josh.

My name is Robert Paulson.

My name is Gladiator.

Baldy locks you here mate

>Josh is a lioness

Kek yeah, one of my profs from law school went to Duke and posted something particularly salty to Twitter.

My condolences.

lol those lions are pussies

...

fuck up josh

Hello Joshua

Trying to pad out a resume for an internship with basically no experience is tough lads
Regret spending my entire undergrad doing pingers and fucking around instead of working

...

love to see Sri Lanka doing well and South Africa doing poorly

Haven't spoken to my family in yonks.

Historic series loss on the cards

...

dabbed on some /pol/fags lads

They call you the otheryonksbro

yeah I only just started doing shit this year
fucked me up when applying for internships despite unironically being the top student at my uni

Im averaging a high distinction which I'm hoping will carry me, plus some tutor work teaching dumb highschoolers math which might help
tempted to make up a lie about working at coles or something and putting my old mans number down

shame it isn't a three test series, loses some legitimacy
fuck all this ODI world cup prep

What do they call me?

...

So true. Don't see the point in having a two test series.

SRI LANKA YES

Finishing uni in 5 months and I'm scared af. Started working on side-projects so I can add them to my resume.

feels underwhelming desu

it's like they're over before they've barely begun
three test series are kino, especially the recent Windies one

ttttt

sheltered early 20s uni cucks make me laugh, but also a bit sad.

It makes you sad because you missed out on the university experience.

5>3>4>2>1

SO true
something off about 4

>university experience
which is? Answer honestly, this isn't creative writing.

/pol/ worked into a finna shoot

/pol/fags absolutely seething at my facts

state of their delusion

For me? It was playing poker on an overturned cardboard box in someone's dorm room all weekend.

won't look at /pol/ unlees it's a genuine happening such as a coup, election or school shooting. You using it as an attention seeking device reflects poorly on you as getting (You)s there is the equivalent of finding meat at the butcher.

t. dermot trying that newfangled "reverse psychology" he's been reading about

doesn’t lose legitimacy if it’s 2-0

fuck off sebbo your freshcunt is showing from a mile off.

maybe but when you're only playing two tests before an ODI series it feels a bit redundant

Mate, did you forget about rules 1, 2, and 3?

Had a lovely bottle of Barolo last night and some Spanish cremoso cheese

kek SL are still far from winning this

The patrician realises that Dermot was fed to the the community by RC (3rd or 4th revision thereof) as a Trojan horse in order for him to maintain relevance (verifiable by archive). It's clear my portentous porcine poster that you didn't realise this, that your grasp of who RC is or was is tenuous and the ability for you to remain here will significantly test your ability to stick to something longer than the average failed crash diet that your doctor suggested for you to avoid T2DM related bilateral BKAs.

fuck up virgin

josh telling it like it is to all the freshcunt casuals

Its NIDDM now get back to resus

can’t wait till nrlel is back up so josh can samecunt up the thread somewhere else

haven't done clinical for five years, comfy desk consultancy for me

bagaimana anda bro?

got hugged by an aussie girl

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How do we stop the dominance of ball over bat?

The fucking SRI LANKAN bowling attack is repeatedly blowing through South Africa's top order in South Africa. It's just absurd.

only time I've looked forward to the league season starting
also hopefully the players will finally end their months of rapes and domestics

Congrats because i haven’t.

Real /cric/ bros

these plebs actually think joshy is actually the king and not just another puppet of walkbro

Hmm

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the monkey exhibit at the zoo always gets the girls going

who is sebbo lads

MM

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what I was talking about the other day

very interesting

nobody thinks that

Should probably have a thorough shower and book an appointment with a doctor asap

fuck up josh

BASED /cric/

still going strong lads

the reverb works surprisingly well
youtube.com/watch?v=t5hNgKroT6w

goodnight /cric/

night lad

>ma cock
-de kock

Goodnight boro

This is de Kock

to be english is to suffer

South Africa are useless without de Kock and Amla is a liability.

kek
KEK
K E K
based lanka

the virgin Supersport ultraedge
the CHAD KFC hotspot

I think South Africa missed a trick here

Think PooLanka missed the trick here.

Which South African bowler will fuck up again?

Ireland on the ropes

0.1 overs bowled
Steyn already seething

>4 on the 1st ball
>RR 24.00
It's over

Kent is a pisshole
Get me back to London

going to smash some baked beans and eggs.

yeah Kent is grim

england is grim

honestly lads as someone from england it's time to pack up and move to australia or nz

more like the white cliffs of poofters

Aruna Caldera: "Chaminda Vass retired with a test batting average of 24.32 after 111 tests in the late middle order, here we have Thrimanna opening batting for SL with a test average of 23 in his 33rd test. How things have changed overtime for Sri Lanka "

>nz
No thanks

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THE DIRTY SAUSAGE EATING BOSCH

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vaas was an elite cricketer

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AFLX today lads

GONE GOTTEM!

FUCK OF BACK TO MADAGASCAR

been waiting all year

The fundamentals are a lot better

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What?

Business idea: AFLWX

Nah I’ve got mates, family, and a career here. Don’t fancy leaving just yet

SA looking cooked here lads

Gib aussie GF or else

MexicANO

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you can have em mate

just want to die lads

Did we get a raji prediction for the World Cup?

try becoming a girl and date this poor lad

keep your shit gimmicks in /nrl/ josh

this shit fucking slaps
youtube.com/watch?v=GvD3CHA48pA

Come to uk bro

looking a bit grim for SA atm

would definitely be conducive to suicide

/nrl/ is up

So based

Feygot
AyYyYyYayaaya XD mamameladesu
Women are disgusting, gib aussie friend :^)

Would drop anything to become your friend lad, just say the word

definitely has an intellectual look about him
a university professor kind of vibe

The boss

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would love to hear rajibul's opinion on hegelian dialectics in cricket

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he’s a biologist

he always says hlw bro
but never how are you feeling bro
:’(

Somebody mention best girl?

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Kant --> Heigel --> Feuerbach --> Marx

;_;

BASED Sarah Taylor poster

hate this goblin

did you know the proper way to say Kant is like "cuhnt"

is this too much food in one day lads? im trying to lose some weight
>7 weetbix
>6 small crackers with peanut butter
>1 7/11 spinach and ricotta roll
>8 jatz with a couple of cheese slices
>7 more weetbix
>600mL coke

Contemplating a Burger King when I get into kings cross

count calories you dumb fuck

Why do Yea Forums mods hate Australians so much?

Smaller cocks lad

sounds like rather a lot unless you’re an absolute unit

/nrl/ has been up for ten minutes and is already on autosage. grim stuff

>unless you're an absolute unit
188cm, 108kg. im a solid lad wouldnt say im a fat cunt but i might end up one if i dont go wasy on the food. got my wedding in september and should probs less 10-15kg to slim right down for the photos

>108kg
>i-im not fat!!

face facts user, you pathetic obese fuck

Who are the Boston Red Sox of cricket?

sebbo’s a stocky lad to stay the least

describe the red sox and I can maybe tell you

They just won the World Series and have been dominate this decade. They are rivals of the most storied team in baseball history.

sounds like Bangladesh

Ew my Sox are Indians

ah yes the Royal Challengers Bangalore

please watch our sport

>pujara scored a 61-ball-100 in a T20 game today
WUT

i'd watch it if i could get resources to learn the rules, history, etc

just go on wikipedia or ask the very friendly posters of /cric/

Tbh I don't want another smeggo

he is the smeggo lol

probably the case

when you're doing beans on toast, have you ever melted the cheese on top?

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I'm not smeggo, I'm the Red Sox poster

Cricket sounds like baseball and bowling fucking and making a child, sounds comfy desu

Should I watch a league or international cricket? Is Australian cricket comfy?

no
sounds grim if I'm honest

international cricket, first class leagues are for cricket autists and T20 leagues are for casuals

BOOOOOMM
O
O
O
O
M
M

and cric went silent bla
x

Can I root for Australia

why would anyone do that other than australians?

I didn't know the US has a team

West Indies are just off your coastline go for them

I'm rooting for Australia, who is their Tom Brady

How much do you weigh lad

Nic Maddinson

6'3
195

need my gf to get WOGGED

So, you're lighter than Sebbo. Congrats.

>rooting for a team based on location and habit instead of viewing a match with an unbiased opinion and choosing the deserving side based on a complex social and economic formula that takes in several thousand different factors
Do americans really do this?

Who's Sebbo

Marcus Stoinis

Yes

sebbo weighs 3900lbs

Is that you Zachy

This is the post

Not very nice to bully someone for their appearance zachy. /cricket/ has always been kind to you.

Whoops. Looks like you shitskin nonwhite 3rd worlders left a few pajeets and ausGAYlians in my /hoc/. Could you please come pick them up at your earliest convenience? Thanks.

who is sebbo? how did it become a thing

Rule 4. Don't acknowledge American flags

Which qts should I be keeping an eye on during NZ/Aus tonight?

...

>run outs
Fucking gay. Pakistan? More like BLACKistan because they are NOT WHITE

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Not an argument. And stay the fuck out of my general.

Also, reckon Karachi is in trouble.

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>PSL
kek
Kek
KEK

I'm 188cm, a "solid lad" and 92kg. You're a fat cunt.

Really looking forward to Sekiro if I'm being honest.

Just BTFO India

Friendship ended with sebbo, richo is my friend now.

>can’t play because retards can’t find the fucking ball
Absolutely retarted “sport”

tfw when i post here but cba to watch cricket unless easily accessible

>autosage
RENT FREE

why does SA still play bavuma?

so what you guys having for din dins? im having elk with a soft boiled quail egg on the side and some of the finest buttswynd fried parsnip chips. i dip gruyere into the egg.

;)

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what you guys drinking? on merlot but might switch to budwar then the absinthe in my freezer

Too early for a drink mate.

can’t be arsed to drink

sus

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because he’s black but also because there’s nobody else much better anyway

>autosage
Thanks Amerilards

Stop going offtopic and maybe I’ll stop.

im not alchy locks for no reason and no its not. footballs playing.

>watching football

go on lad. go to shop get a k cider.

AlchyGOD

im about to deck this guy in the pub. he keeps calling people pakis, he told people i have a knife on me and now hes telling me to stop reading. fick niggers. i went to his house once and his wife was a cunt too.

you kidding? cricket needs more people to play so theres a bigger pool of good players. main problem is cricket is a boring sport so no ones gonna pay our boys.

HOW OS THIS THE CASE WHEN BASEBALL PLAYERS ARE MINTED AND PLAY A MORE BORING SPORT THAN CRICKET.

Think Alchy locks and Zachy are the best Brit posters

what about Daniel

>best
You spelled 'only' wrong mate.

this is an impostor.

I’ll save it for the weekend

that's also my tipple of choice most of the time, kind of a habit I haven't shaken since uni
tastes like shit but it's 8.5 and cheap as fuck, what more could you want
the only competitor was when you could get 4 cans of frosty jacks for £3 at iceland
fucking grim but does the job

Mail me $50, a bat, and leg pads and I will start playing cricket unironically. I can use my hockey gloves as batsman gloves, I guess. Reckon I could crack the US national team in 3 years. My massive IQ will carry me, and I am even half (50%) white.

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Only if he accepts the fact that Alien Weaponry is a good band.

Nah we have prossielad, mrff, spainlad and another lad from Middlesex too.

think I’ll watch the test cricket tomorrow

Think I’ll have brekkie

Happy AFLX day

Grim

think I'll drink a coffee and do a big poo

man we used to do special brew challenge. im sure that was 10%. 4 of them in a minute. im sure that didnt help.

its not brekkie unless its duck eggs camembert and caviar

20 minutes sorry looool. and youd be fucked rest of day. worst ive seen is went to tenerife and for a bar challenge a mate did 22 shots in 10 minutes.

yeah ok, I was very much sitting in doubt that you managed 4 in a minute

what did you do at uni?

classics

Do you hate money lad

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the few classmates I still keep in touch with have good jobs
nothing wrong with the course just me

ah you fag. tbf id be interested in learning greek. but still. such an obscure degree no offence ha. where?

leeds

ah nice. what u do now?

masturbate and take drugs

good morning lads

what is new in new zealand

...

33% capital gains tax

I was just kidding m8
I'm sure you're fine

I am sensitive and do not like to be teased

Abandon ship

well thats what i do except i cba to order the shrooms i want online and ive lost the love of porn but this sexy czech bird is looking at me but she has a bf. i wanna do lsd again.

you're on the wrong website then lad

somehow classics and kcider dont sit well. u sure you didnt do the shit course where u studied classical lit in english?

sorry, what should I have been drinking

im not proscribing anything. just my custom. in my uni town kcider wasnt sold. and it is abit shitty. id expect a student in that subject to be as lairy as the rest but we didnt do k. bottles of wine to parties then pablos.

I dont think it;'s good or anything. I think it's shit too. but it was good value for money

Joseph Melican is a paedophile.

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i guess its what happens at an urban northern college

Migrate

dude some girl 30 years older wants me to fuc