/heem/

We need sakuraba back to put this basedbois back in their places

>And what is the purpose of linking the previous thread, Joe?

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How many fighters has Olivi fucked?

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Hey guys it's me, the cringiest guy in twitters mma community.

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Linking previous threads and making unwritten rules about making threads is redditising the board and newfags need to leave.

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It is impossible
Aliens don't exist retard

>neiman heems undefeated d1 wrestler
>kron heems top 15 striker
yeah im thinking theyre back

she looks like she fucks black guys

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CANnedsushi cansucanba is a CAN who's only popular among japanese wrestling dweebs FACT, Rickson would have destroyed him

prime schaub would heem ngannou

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Glad this senile lizard called it quits.

youtube.com/watch?v=STd-rd1efWE

Is Joey Diaz the Dernspammer?

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>Top 15 striker

Just no

>Just no

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neiman is literally not a gracie

kek, remember when basedboys got butthurt when he said her asshole smelled tremendous

No, come on really think about it.

at once? with joey there?

based

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Who else has been blocked by TFerg?

10/10

looks like a dude to me

The fuck does it make a difference if GSP "announces" retirement. He already is and was.

How did you manage it

I think I'm going go to UFC Ottawa. The flight will only be $400 if I buy it soon. I keep up with TKO so I'm excited to see Barriault fight. Elias is going to get heemed. Hopefully a good main event is chosen.

Kyle?

I am. Dont remember why exactly but I know he had his reasons.
Also blocked by Israel with no reason at all. Never even tweeted at him

Im going to BJJstars this weekend and Megaton will compete. If Dern is there I will take a pic with her and post on heem

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>be Cody Garbrandt
>your wife tells you she'll stop having sex with you if you lose to TJ
>tell her that's fine
>lose

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Mods this has been spammed hundreds of times. Everyday. Please permanently ban this spammer.

What about their child? Not his? Immaculate conception?

el creaturas

you can park that g wagon on her forehead

unbased and cringepilled

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He blocks everyone, even his own fans. It looks like he runs his own social media as well so it doesn't make much sense.

Meltzer:
UFC 234, the show headlined by Anderson Silva vs. Israel Adesanya after the Robert Whittaker vs. Kelvin Gastelum main event fell through, on 2/9 from Melbourne, Australia, is currently estimated at doing 175,000 buys on PPV.

APOLOGISE.

Meme fighters who have been knocked out cold in the past 3 years?

>Israel Adesanya
>Johnny Walker

he'd make a good janitor

That is low

honestly not terrible considering there was literally 1 fight on the card worth watching

just one, Joseph benavidez, thank you very much

she has likely fantasized about many others however

Whose Kyle, Stan?

Why would you ignore 50% of the active /heem/ threads?

Who is YOUR favorite FEMALE fighter? No trolling with this one.

What time is the GSP conference? I can't wait to see him throw goof supreme under the bus for good.

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Megan Anderson.

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>attempts suicide
why is she so weak minded?

you have to try heeming yourself before you learn to heem others.

Derek and lukas a never ending friendship

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>ducked Khabib
>ducked Whittaker
>almost lost to Bisping before landing a lucky punch
>got flatlined by Matt Serra
>robbed Bigg Rigg
>wrestlefucker decision machine
Nice """GOAT"""

why is he so fat and disgusting?

Lol hes american what do you expect

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>ducked
in some ways, GSP masterfully passed by them in an equally subtle and humiliating display of dominance

bloodyelbow truly is a disgusting group of people

twitter.com/Punisher_Bass/status/1098410164573605888

lol one like from this guy

twitter.com/KFuentesGeorge

Lol who writes something like that besides a 14 year old

twitter.com/cmclymer/status/1098395228753592321
This is woke af bruh no cap

Can't wait for next week so i can start taking the picks lol

Why are you surprised?

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take them this week

Lol yea

Too early

Based. Making a twitter so Tony will block me

Yikes heemcord is so cringe right now. They're actually trying to make memes out of random people that Elliot took pictures of. I'm literally cringing so hard right now just thinking about it.

Heeminder: Cain has never really lost and every single "loss" has a million asterisks next to it.
>JDS received unfair treatment prior to the fight while Cain had to fight injured with a torn rotator cuff
>Fabrício Werdum was properly adjusted to the elevation of Mexico City where as Cain only had two weeks, which is harder on the body compared to if he just arrived the day before
>Francis Ngannou's win is a "technicality" due to Cain's poor health in his knee at the time of the fight, despite the fact that none of the punches damaged him

He's still by far the HW GOAT and nobody has been able to beat him clean.

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but he got hurt, by punches, in all 3 fights, leading to his untimely demise, regardless of other scenarios his schemes were exploited and not safe enough to avoid getting rocked.

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Repugnant. What would Coral think of this?

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Oh so I see
Loss - KO (*JDS has a more durable body)
Loss - Submission (*Werdum prepared better)
Loss - KO (*Cain injured himself during the fight after getting knocked unconscious)

If it weren't for gsp, do you lads think mma would be nearly as popular in canada as it is today?

Valbongs a fucking weirdo, look at how he dresses ffs

Hoy many bongs for GSP presser?

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I wouldn't mind having children with Megan.

that was her absolute peak.

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>women
>trains mma

there you go

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Who's the least degenerate/meatheady guy in MMA?

Ryan Hall

Obiously stipe

Good answer desu. He's pretty wholesome.

Stipe is likable for sure, but he also speaks like a retard.

Tony

They exist. Google Tabby's Star. It's being dimmed by a Dyson sphere.

sportsnet.ca/mma/watch-live-georges-st-pierre-expected-retire/

Its more likely they exist than not

that was actually disproved last summer

Why /heem/ has such hateboner against the Gracies? They are obviously overrated in some aspects but come on

rds.ca/combat/ufc/gsp/onglet/webdiffusion

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>speak in tongues
gg no re

I enjoy his Instagram stories

>aghhh janie's save me
Cringe

GreaSP is finally gone guys. This means Khabib/Tony is inevitable.

>brings up gretzky in the belle center
>cues up highlights of hendricks rocking him

lol

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I think this Mexican flag is just Greece on a proxy tbqh

>hides behind the ref
what a piece of shit

Max

He mexbro hows yo doing

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Favourite female fighter?

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>roider
>greaser
>coward

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GSP never failed a drug test.

GSP NEVER DID ROIDS FAGGOT

>gets dropped by Manlet Serra in your path

9 days Jon

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>t.penn

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GSP was never good

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Hendricks beat GSP

GSP just avoided the USADA era lol. Took easiest fight he could then fucked off again

He would pull a Cain against woodley

Was Nick Diaz still in his prime when he fought GSP

Does it matter

No he was high as fuck and he even stuffed GSPs takedowns then GSP lost to Hendricks and he also got fucked up by condit before diaz face it he fucking sucked and was overrated oh wow you beat up bj penn good job asshole mcgregor would sleep him you absolute moron

I came here to press F for GSP

Goodnight my sweet prince

more like S for steroids

George st Pierre the tipe of guy to retire from mma fighting so khabib has to fight tony next

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Are you guys surprised UFC told GSP to fuckoff? I was sure a superfight was happening, thank fuck it's not.

>haha lets be le ebic contrarians and hate on GSP xDDDDD so cool and edgy fuck reddit lol!!!

you know, i am offer a free title fight by literalky the only guy who remembers me and would give me on, kabib, buy yee know i uh just dont know like i dont have dees hunger for da sport, and i am maybe too old at 35, nobody in their 30s is fighting anymore this a young man game

3 titles eh i dont know if i can do need tree people to make a fight

So basically GSP is too pussy and wont wait anymore even though he took off 5 years lmao

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GSP was always good.

t. seething boomer

t. seething boomer

GSP is the real goat with no asteriks (jones) and not knowing when to quit or generally being a retard (silva)

RIP sweet prince ;_;

Faggots

bigg rigg took his soul
woodley would have gadooshed him
he's a can

You was expecting khabib GSP to be announced right?

S E E T H E

He greased up against BJ and lost to Serra and Hendricks.

Hurr durr boomer, you sound like a fucking idiot

S E E T H E

>Hendricks
thats strange because GSP's hand got raised and they announced him as the winner.....I think you are confused.

It's not only ufc. I am 99% sure Khabib didn't want to go at 165 too and it's the weight gsp was talking about. Then Kebab tried to use famous muzzie tactic but didn't achieve anything.

Hey guys I bought a boil and bite mouthguard that covers top and bottom teeth, manufacturer is Everlast. Is it good for boxing? I have no reason to protect the bottom teeth apart from paranoia, don't want to lose any. Can the mouthguard pull teeth out?

When you face only the best opposition, you are bound to lose one time.
Jones had one real opponent and needed steroids to beat him

You're never going to get laid Lukas, everyone in your classes knows you're a sperg that posts on Nazi website.

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lol fgt

Israel confirmed anti-draw.

GSP & The Young GOAT

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Why is there so much hate in your heart, my dear seething boomer? Maybe try to be a little more like your idol GSP and have a more positive attitude on life? Just an advice my fren, dont take it personal

I hope GSP spends the rest of his days fucking club sluts in Montreal while routinely coming to Drumheller, Alberta to look at dino bones. God bless that beautiful Kay-becker.

GSP is a faggot, people that resort to calling others boomers should be shot for being fucking retarded.

How long until GSP comes out of the closet?

GSP was natty. /heem/ is just full of liftlets

>le enlightened centrist
Cringe

>le
Cringe yourself faggot

>tfw been making 9 fight parlays on the last 3 cards
>tfw i've been off by one fight on all of them
was thinking of just betting heavy on Askren, Jones, and woodley

The bookies love him

Woodley is the only guy with underrated betting odds

he's not gay he just quietly bangs negresses and asians

twitter.com/GamebredFighter/status/1098625808741076997
>Jorge Masvidal UFC @GamebredFighter 7m7 minutes ago
>When you shoot your shot to @valerielouredaa come correct #ATT @YoelRomeroMMA

what's going on here

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Lawler ends the askren meme

You can accuse him of bestiality but he is not a faggot

Jorge has prepped the bull

Active? No one they are all cans and/or sluts but my heart will always be for Rin Nakai

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That's not me you idiot i don't actually discuss mma on here

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GSP officially retired to be out of USADA testing pool. He will be returning as UBER.SP to challenge Smith for the LW title. Another easy win first champchampchamp. GSP bless

Will you guys listen to my mma talk show?

gsp retired
did ya guys watch the the stream?
can someone tell me what he said

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Luke literally did nothing wrong here. Poor guy just can't catch a break. Too bad Bisping didn't slap that insecure little beaner's head off when he had the chance.

Anyone who agrees to fight Yoel Romero for 50 minutes is clearly missing some screws

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Only if you stream more than 30 minutes a day this time, toothy

imagine what he eats. he looks like shit and not just fat

We all know how Bispcan does against welterweights LOL

Natty GSP vs Natty Paulo, who you got heemsters?

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it's truly sad that this is what you are constantly looking forward to in life

that ain't me, my guy

shameless plug idk who you think i am

youtube.com/watch?v=Lk7TrlpfiV0

>someone who has fought once in 5 years just "retired"
Oh no what were they doing before? Good riddance. He was never good or entertaining to watch anyway.

How do I get a smile like GSP?

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its all in the eyes

Remind me again how many belts Masvidal has held?

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It is what it is man

I have pretty eyes but my lower face just looks sad.

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>GSP wants to fight Khabib
>Khabib wants to fight GSP
>UFC won't allow it
Are they actually retarded?!

*gets taken down by Pooriah*

Gsp fucked 185 division, they don't want the same happening to 155 with all these contenders lined up

I think GSP pulled out of negotiations when he heard that Khabib won't fight until around October

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Shocked Khabib was to much of a pussy to make the fight at 170 honestly. Conor Prolly would of gone to 170 but forcing GSP down to 155 is retarded on Khabibs part.

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They fucked so many divisions already. One more won't hurt especially the one with McGregor in it.

At least Luke stepped up unlike the coward Bisping

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im so confused right now

i thought le bleeding asshole man couldnt even make 170 anymore. but of course he could fight biscan at 185 just that once

They got cold feet about 165 after the fan response
Khabib has a belt to defend
Muh double champs has run its course
Basically they're trying to close Padora's box back up again after cashing in on May-Mac and GSP-Bisping

kek look at his feet how he loses all control from that one punch
he punched him out of his shoes so to say
imaginery ones

>one more won't hurt
Oh it will, Flyweight and Bantamweight are getting screwed too.

Fight to the death, all in their primes, juiced to the gills, and w/ no weight cut. Who wins?

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The two easiest ways to identify a casual.

If they don't like GSP or if they don't like Fedor.

I like Fedor, GSP was always boring and cherry picked fights on way out. Beating dumbass Bisping was meaningless

what is there not to like
only people who haven't watched them don't like em
big respect from croatia
sorry for my bed english

If GSP vs Khabib happened I don't think anybody would give a fuck about the division getting held up. Even reddit would be on board.

Belts mean nothing

Tajiri getting that jungle bunny.

GSP = greatest can fighter of all time.

>I don't think anybody would give a fuck
Except the actual fight fans that want to see tony vs Khabib

thats not kevin randlemann is it?

>GSP
>cherry picked fights on the way out
What fights did he pick on his way out of the WW division? The only one that can be argued is he picked the right time to fight at MW.

Reem still has a glass chin, juice or no juice. Jones is durable but not on the same level as Yoel. In a regular fight I pick Jones, but to the death, I pick Yoel.

t.caz

GSP wanting to pad his record with cherry-picked fights is bad for the UFC.

Dana hoped that he would defend the MW belt and the first thing he does after winning it is relinquish it cause he was afraid of getting his head kicked off by Rob

Who is you are favorite female fighter no trolling no evading the question

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See

I think the few Woodley posters are just seething right now because he will never beat GSP as GOAT of Welterweight.

Ferguson and Poirier title shots are already overcooked. GSP should be fighting Andy if he wants a late-career payday

most based man alive

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Cherry picked Bisping, ducked woodley, begged to fight Khabib when he can't even make 155. Fuck him

I'm getting pretty pissed off how the UFC are treating my boy Poirier

bro let it go, they tried 4 times already it just isnt gonna happen. also dont say "actual" fight fans, you sound like a cringey edgy teen talking about his "secret sport" its fucking gay lol

>no evading the question

based contrarian mexican

Michelle Waterson because I enjoy the thought of her sitting on my face. Clawja is a close second. And to round up my top 3 it will have to me Rose since she looks like the type of person, even though she has been preaching about love and getting along and that kinda gay shit lately, who will heem everyone in this thread if they disagree with me.

And what do you do? oh right you dont even leave your basement lmao

>cringey edgy teen
Nice job describing yourself, Tony has 10 fight winstreak he's next, get over it.

Will Nate vs. Poirier happen eventually? I thought there was some half-assed attempt to give it another try since they’re both healthy and out of legal trouble

Lol T-GOAT living rent free in that dome. Everyone knows Woodley has beaten better opponents than GreasingPee

>petri dish for STDs
my boy is not a meathead but he is extremely degenerate

you're pathetic and obese

he should have taken the bathhouse meeting with Joe

For sure he deserves a title shot coming off a win over Canvarez and Just Gatekeeper my man

All GSPoo did was confirm what I said all along, which is that he was flushed by Hendricks and and shook by the prospect of returning to WW because of pic related. He instead opted to fight a man with one eye and immediately surrender the belt so he wouldn't have to face Romero or Whittaker. Then of course he angled for meme fights against 155ers

11 fight win streak without a legit title shot

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So did I until he blocked me for no reason he was my favourite fighter now I hope he gets knocked out.

Poirier looks kinda fucked, unfortunately. McGregor sitting out for 2 years crippled the division

for sure dont get gadooshed by MJ, canvarez and macgraigor my guy. for sure dont get injured before the nate fight and try to throw your weight around in negotiations my guy

Tony Ferguson?

>pic related

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Who else?

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youtube.com/watch?v=C-1-36DI8PM

Sensei will be there for his last fight

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If you ever make a celebrity look stupid online you get put on a social media blacklist that gets passed around by publicists

>Wonderboi
>Till
>Maia
HAHAHAHAHAHA, you can't honestly believe that. I guess his win against Lawler was pretty go-
>Lawler lost to a few people GSP beat.
Oh NONONONO.
Honestly speaking his Lawler & Gastelum wins are his most impressive.

Don't get it, he's really good looking could be a star if they marketed him right

Silva should have fight gsp

BJ Penn and Bispcan are absolute munsters my gee

.... Now I'm confused as well.

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Never found him that attractive myself. His sister is a dimepiece though.

Thats your comeback? kill urself faggot lmao

GSP doesn't want it because he's a bitch, that's the fight we wanted for nearly a decade.

Poorier is boring-looking. Identical to 40% of the white dudes in America

Anyone who doesn't answer Reem is a complete retard.

>BJ Penn
Was a monster when roids were easier to get away with
>Bispcan
Was after a fight after a long lay off and injuries. As much of a can Bisping is, he earned his belt after he crawled his way up there. Till was literally a cutlet that "beat" Wonderboi and the can was somehow considered worthy of title contention.

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Calvin Kattar wins the strap within 2 years do not @ me this is an irrefutable fact

>woodley is a roider
cope. says he's clean, never tested positive. always makes weight, defends his belt. the consummate champion and professional.

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Woodley has an objectively better resume.

>Got beat up by MoiCANo who just got finished by 40 year old Jose Aldo

Khabibs the bitch for not going up to 170 to fight, he wants the easy fight at 155 with GSP which isnt possible. Conor wouldnt be shy to go 170, whys Khabib such a little bitch all of a sudden?

They should just belt Tony with the real belt. He's cleared the division, what difference, at this point, does it make?

Anyones who seen Reem fight ever wouldnt pick Reem, Reem got knocked the fuck out by Chuck Liddell

He cut 35 pounds before every fight and can't even beat tibau. At 170 he has zero chance against everyone

Chuck was a hard heavy handed hitter in his day.

Moicano was given a burger restaurant to take a dive

prime chuck was a munster

What's your point? GSP has fucked up weightclass too

Tony needs to quit ducking The Diamond

Weidman fucked up middleweight when he threw that meme kick

Just like someone else people are accusing he was a roider.
Keep telling yourself that. The Wonderboi fights, the Maia fight, and crushing the can till are signs of a true GOAT.

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Weightcuts*

Khabib is a faggot who wont fight on a handicap because he knows he isnt that good

UFC has just become a weight cutting contest

you should have to do an at the cage weigh in

>Megan Olivi is the youngest of three children and was born in New Jersey
>[Joseph] Benavidez was born in Texas. He is of Mexican descent
>not pregnant yet
you do the math

GSP is a good guy.

but khabib is very good..

You're the one trying to convince yourself that Woodley hasn't beaten bigger and better men.

GSPoo has literal featherweights like Matt Serra and BJ Penn on his record.

Wonderboy would absolutely ruin GSP's life. It would be over in 3 minutes in the same fashion he beat Hendricks.

Glad that can crusher is "officially" retired though I know he'll find a way to fight Conor in the future

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It was a typo I meant weightcuts. Gsp was just as much a Weightcutter as khabib

Got the full webm?

Yeah, And khabib is on instagram this week saying he wanst to fight gsp at 155 in november. If gsp is a huge weight cutter then how the fuck is he gonna make 155? khabib is a moron and a pussy

also GSP wasnt that much of a cut baby

Gsp was calling for the fight saying he could make 155 first which we all know is bullshit

Can you even satisfy a grill like that if you don't have an 8" x 6" dick brehs...

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Someone post the pic of GSP and Woodley next to eachother, GSP was indeed a massive weightcutter.

lol gspoo fags worked into a shoot effortlessly

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did you see what Aoki did to Saku?
Saku ain't coming back.

>Was a monster
BJ was literally a fat LW who only got a rematch because GSP robbed him in the 1st fight.
>Was after a fight after a long lay off and injuries
Not a Top 10 MW. Glass chin piece of shit.

>ulcerative colitis

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>W-wonderboi would kick his ass instead of backing up and meme kicking.
Lets look at this objectively. Woodley lost to Shields, who GSP beat, and GSP's underling, who is basically a discount GSP. He also got KO'd by another teammate of his.
If GSP is a can, than Woodley is a mega can that has no place in the octagon.

>mma math

Just admit Georges did not want to fight Woodley because he feared losing his status, because that's what happened whether you want to play stupid or not. Once you start ducking you get relegated to turbocan status

*retires from /heem/*

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I don't see how GSP beating woodley wouldn't do anything for his legacy, was always just a bullshit excuse.

Fucking brainlets here saying GSP cant make 155, when his walk around weight is literally lower than half the 155 division.

Anderson said he would never fight JJ because JJ was that much bigger.
GSP said he wouldn't fight Anderson because Anderson was that much bigger.
See how that works?
At this point though, GSP would probably beat Anderson but no one wants to see that fight now.

I can’t. What does it mean

Khabib said on youtube 170 is to much, and on insta he would do 160 max. IDK sounds like kind of a bitch move, if he really wanted the fight he should put the red carpet down for GSP and do it at 170.

Anderson went to shit as soon as USADA came in. Coincidentally he also got old so it was the perfect cover

She's his front

Joey B bout that anee

170 isn't Khabib's or GSP'S weightclass you dumbass. GSP is a champ of nothing because he dropped his belts. It's up to GSP to come to 155 or fight woodley it's quite simple

Do you boys rate Petr Yan?

Last night I had a dream Wanderlei Silva came to my birthday party. He gave me a trash bag full of presents and when I said thank you he told me to go fuck my self

based retard

Silva did nothing wrong

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Segall vs Putin when?

>I don't see how fighting the most dominant welterweight since his hiatus helps GSPoo's career
kek. flushed by hendricks, fighting one-eyed bums and 155ers for his "leguhzee"

how can you still go around doing this bullshit now that mma is so prevalent?

When did he say that?

the worst thing is that there are people who still believe this kind of shit

>DC unwilling and unable to defend his belt
>USADA bought out to prevent one way of Jon fucking up and disappearing for another year, or two
>Whittaker out injured again for who knows how long
>Woodley potentially out of people to defend against if himself and Askren both win, and Colby fucks off.
>Kebab doing anything he can to avoid Tony
>Dana trying to get Max to move up to the clogged up shitter that is 155
Absolute STATE of the POOFC

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>point-fighting lay and prayer says he won't bore us with anymore 5 round decisions
Ok.

he's pretty good but he needs to be a bit faster and more blacksplosive to crack the top 10

this is the breh poster

GSP fought 170 his whole career, are you literally a retard.

>American education

wew

When is the next Golden Boy MMA card?

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Most people who haven't been exposed to combat sports of any type unironically believe actors who star in action movies are good at fighting (e.g. [Speaking about Scarlett Johansson] "I bet she could beat most dudes up")

It's not his weightclass anymore, he dropped his belts.

Would love to see Chuck vs. Ngannou fight to the death.

I think he meant because his last fight was at 185.

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Ngannou has pillowfists, he couldn't do shit.

This

wut? So Ferguson isnt a 155 because he isnt champion? post your drivers license pls

This. Dana is so incredibly myopic with his plans; sure, Tony and Max is a nice fight but casuals aren't going to tune in. You're throwing an entire division into chaos for a PPV that draws at most 400k. Dana should invest in his champs. Max is going to be around for a while, he's a likeable guy with an exciting fighting style and an entire state on his side, throwing him to the wolves is beyond stupid and a squandering of star power. If the UFC hype machine got behind him I see no reason why he couldn't be a regular draw.

Gsp doesn't have a weightclass because he's at a point of cherry picking fights.

"Pillowfists"

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We've got ourselves a toughguy

Khabib ducking the champ
>instagram.com/p/BsssVT5h9Ms/

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LIVE
youtu.be/gbRJ7bbqZfs
youtu.be/gbRJ7bbqZfs
youtu.be/gbRJ7bbqZfs
youtu.be/gbRJ7bbqZfs

how do we nerf the takedown feint?

Khabib time, lads

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>
What did he mean by this?

half of the people here just want someone to talk to
its natural, we're social beings after all

Can now all agree that khabib is ducking tony?

I can see him bitching about not fighting until 2020

Reem beats Jones
Jones stomps on Yoel
Yoel heems reem

Cheick Kongo is more a Frenchman than GSP

gsp isn't french

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if your trying to sound like a clueless faggot youre doing a great job buddeh

Well, GSP is Canadian so it's understandable

Which I'd known how cheap it is to get to Prague I would've gone.

t. seething

gspiss is a can

I've been to Prague, was a great time stayed in a couple of hostels

thawlts on this beast of a card?

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Heems boy theodorou wins

If Elias gets shadowrealmed it will be a 10/10

Unironically the GOAT LW, Khalabeeb has been ducking the real competition his whole career.

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tony is a can

GSP was never bad

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Nigga stop posting this. The card is in 3 months. No card is a banger 3 months out

>Low-T Wood

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>‘Retired’ Georges St-Pierre leaves door open for potential UFC comeback — ‘We’ll see’
so he is full of shit

>mmamania.com/2019/2/21/18234831/retired-georges-st-pierre-leaves-door-open-potential-ufc-comeback-khabib-mma

yeah just like UFC 234, they really stacked that one

>has a whole press conference to announce his retirement
>isn’t even retiring for sure
What an attention whore

It's too late for me to go now because I don't have a passport but the card is great.

>french canadian """""""""""people""""""""""""""

lies and deception is in their nature

He is the biggest jew in ufc. Of course he is always ready to fight some 155 on his conditions.

imagine thinking this turd is the goat lmao

bet you dont even play ufc 3 online, come fight me ill fuck your ass up wtih gsp

Arjun Bhullar was the wrestling coach at a university in my hometown

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>I don’t know ... it’s like a business offer,” St-Pierre told reports at today’s press conference (watch it). “When you make a business offer, it’s now. You take the business offer, yes or no. You can’t say in a few months, ‘Hey, your business offer? Finally I want to accept it.’ No, it was now, you take or you refuse. That’s how you do business. MMA is a business game too.”

are you chinese?

Bro Cop>GSP

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remember this pic

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Lol for sure dont get gadooshed by a fat paraplegic welterweight my guy

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somebody explain to me how Bloody Elbow makes money and how much guys like Zane make working for them

trafficking in kiddie porn, fucking scumbags

No toilet paper, gonna have to use dryer sheets. Wish me luck boys.

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>twitter.com/GamebredFighter/status/1098625808741076997

not sure why jorge would post this
just come across as a cuck and a bitch

>khabob

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You got this

she sent them to him

>Yes baby

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That's legit amazing for that card

>“I want to defend my (bantamweight) belt first because when I moved up I left the division stalled,” Nunes said. “I think it makes sense that the next fight is against Holly Holm, the only ex-champion I haven’t faced. After, I think it would be cool to rematch Cyborg. And then I’ll stop.
>“I don’t know how many fights I have left, after the next one we’ll renegotiate. I think I have to do two more and retire. And if I have the itch to come back, I will.”

Nunes only has 2 fights left lads, bit odd that but in fairness there's no one really left for her. Who's the next BW contender anyway? Can't think of anyone up and coming

Ketlen Viera

what is tony doing bros?
instagram.com/p/BskWSmSBy_G/

but why would he post it on twitter?

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what

That's the power of ESPN

Now I know for a fact these PPV are just made up, no way it did even 1/4 of that

Lads these dryer sheets are extremely thin. I'm gonna have to double up (possibly even triple) if I don't want to get shit on my fingers. But I'm not sure I grabbed enough.

How can a man be this amount of based?

imagine waiting to do some squats while Tony hand jives for a half hour

this fucking weirdo clown needs to get heemed SOON

Saturday:
>UFC Prelims start at 5pm Prague, 4pm UK, 11am EST
>Main card is from 8pm-11pm Prague, 7pm-10pm UK, 2pm-5pm EST
>But Bellator Dublin's main card is from 10pm-Midnight Prague, 9pm-11pm UK, 4pm-6pm EST

Looks like we're going to have to miss the end of the UFC card lads

Now my ass cheeks are sticking together from the residue of the dryer sheets. I'm starting to regret not just walking over to dollar tree for toilet paper.

>instagram.com/p/BskWSmSBy_G/
based tony still living in the 90's

Why would I miss the main event of a UFC card to watch the beginning of a Bellator card?

Reminder GDR, CMcG, and GSP are lineal champs.

>4pm UK
Thank you for this post, I didn't know it was an early start this week

It was after the buzzer

>he doesn’t have dude wipes
Lmao

It’s a very lucrative career
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The UFC now has: 17 flyweights remaining

2 more and they'll be unable to fill up the rankings.

Shower up, kiddo.

Some of you guys are alright, dont come to /heem/ tomorrow

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if brunson loses to Elias "im fighting a ghost" Theodorou, then he needs to stop

Based Tony going mad after going so long without a fight

>scar
based zoomer

Would he beat Crohn's Gracie?

They have TJ on the manlet rankings so they can drop down to 14.

Why didn't UFC do a Team Colby vs Team Tyron TUF when Colby was injured?

based
dana is an evil monster

instead of announcing its death he's chipping it away piece by piece
the BASTARD

too woke

That show is for gentle rivalries.
TJ/Cody is as bad as its ever been.

I mean Chael fought Wanderlei but Chael could join ISIS and behead someone and it would be hard to take it seriously.

nice "Sport" you got here

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oh fuck he looks like an terrorist

W-w-what is going to happen?

That’s 17 too many

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Who is your favorite female fighter?

Paige VanZant vs. Poliana Botelho

WHO HAVE YOU GOT?

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twitter.com/fanaticosMMAGT/status/1097603063437840386

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>GSP retires
>Reggie leave Nintendo
FUCKING STOP

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based Cardi B

sex skene

based luke, why is he such an uber chad but gets JUSTed at every turn? he probably posts in heem

BASED! I can't believe you cowards didn't tell me /myboy/ was added to this card.

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you can keep walker, myboy is fighting this weekend

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Thats a mixture of Romero and Rogain

basis brother khabib

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Its happening this year.

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>there are people on heem RIGHT NOW who believe the MSM lies and think Jones can beat this man

Jones is a scared pussy and he finna pull out.

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pfff, khabib would've beat bisping

Nah, Johny will be fighting for the title later this year, he's not gonna fight some contender goof.

if you think about it, smith cannot lose, that's just how good he is!

LMAO Khabib LARPing again.

>I-I would t-totally take that fight guys, I'm not scared of competition!!!

Wake up, Jon...

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The worst meme in recent memory.

guys, this was a beautiful post fight interview, the girl seems so genuine and proud of herself winning her first fight. I'm a fan, not because she's super hot (a bonus) she's just a sweetheart. None of the other women fighters have made me feel this way, i really hope the best for her in future.
>youtu.be/GtXwmLjp3UE

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Glass chin: youtu.be/bgx4_cIdH8k

hey jon, worry about not pissing hot

He's from what the kids refer to as "the underground"

fun fact: the last time Canderson Silva won a fight was in 2012 (Brunson was robbed)

who do you consider your #1 most beloved woman fighter?

>he doesn't like the lawler looks like anthony smif meme
56%er detected

Cody, a known fairy, took a dive

Its fortune that Jones has pillow fists then isn't it, sweetie?

she's a saint

It's not a meme you dip.

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A good meme doesn’t need to be argued for. It stands on its own merit.

Not pillow legs or elbows though babe

You have 10 SECONDS to name your favourite female fighter.

Why does she have "stand sure" tattooed over her crotch

literally started by Twitchy

heem has never had a good meme it’s a pretty low IQ board

>zero headkick knockouts
>zero elbow knockouts

I’ve decided to officially retire from MMA today, keeping my undefeated record in tact forever.

Nunes is the best female and male fighter

fucking beaut

I'll take care of the next thread.

where is that faggot anyway

Y/N?

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It's actually hilarious to me that people think Jones is some unbeatable monster with an unrivaled fight IQ or something. He's literally done nothing but beat fat MWs his entire career. The only elite guy he's fought that wasn't a midget beat the fucking shit out of him and he only won the decision because he landed one lucky meme elbow. This is going to be the biggest exposing in the history of the sport.

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Wake up, Jon.

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Mate after Jones wins this you'll just call Smiff another fat MW so shut your cakehole
Btw, that guy that beat the shit out of him got absolutely starched in the rematch

#respect

S

smifs face is going to look worse than Schaubs after round 2 i guarantee it

jones left so many openings against gus, smith is going to pressure forward and catch jon. even if jones wins he's going to get hurt worse than he ever has been

>smith is going to pressure forward and catch jon

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I agree, but I disagree.

GSP is a massive faggot. He's 'retiring' just like Gooby did.

He was rusty as fuck. Through out the fight you could see how he progressively got better. And no shit he will be pressured. The whole JJ's tactic is "chase me while I land punches and kick you to the knees". DC got his ass handed to him both times because of it

i made the new thread. don't make another one.

you're an idiot to think he won't, Jon has been hit before you idiot. even by little lyoto

WMMA. Name something better.

What not many people have good jawline like that

Bedbugs

>DC got his ass handed to him both times because of it
the two fights weren't the same, first time cormier tired himself early trying to wrestle, second fight cormier went in to ko or get ko'd landing good overhands on jon.

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He failed both times. What the difference?

luka magnotta btfo

one was more successful than the other, jones only ate those shots because he was roided to the gills, look at bigfoot hunt 1&2. Cormier landed good shots in the second

mine is better and i'm actually white unlike dustin. dustin is better looking than the average american by a lot though.

The state of bigfoot's brain lmao

The guy who lost the decision to Jones, who wasn't even training for the fight, just got utterly spanked 2 months ago in their rematch.

>Jones didn't train for the DC fight

You have to be an absolute retard to believe this. Do you also believe he didn't do steroids?

wtf
keep your fucking countrymen in Italy ffs

The fuck? Open your eyes bitch nobody's talking about DC.

>who wasn't even training for the fight
lol bet you believe it when Dana talks about PPV numbers and locker-room bonuses, too

I obviously meant Poostaffson you retard.

The rematch speaks for itself.

>literally publicly allowed to compete on gear
>''hurr he won''
No fucking shit.

>obviously

That's completely irrelevant you brainlet.

Chink!

Whoops sorry, i dropped my fork.

that's not what the point was though

What is Dustin Hispanic? Thought he was white. Anyway whites are not attractive in the UFC they always look ridiculously pale with pink patches

Daniel Cormier is a confirmed cheater and the second best LHW in the modern era

It's not though, it's just more indication that Jones didn't train for the first fight. For Gus to get utterly blown the fuck out in the rematch like he did is unlikely given how close the first fight was if Jones had actually been training hard the first time.

KINO part 2 coming up in 3 hrs

part1: youtu.be/mhRmXHQXb7o

part2: youtu.be/0NNSa9QklSU

Nah.

Then what was? That Gus declined because he went through wars and then had to fight an even more roided Jones? Not one single win that cunt has is legit. He's not only juicing, he's juicing to the point that he's getting caught repeatedly despite most likely having the biggest heads-up on tests out of all the fighters.

The point the dude made was Jon has only beat fat MW's and got beat up by Gus
He also thinks Smiff will expose Jon

Jon has beat top competition and has smashed Gus. Whether he's roiding is not in this discussion

lmaoing @ u

...

Name my band

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