Warriors are the only real team edition
/nba/
*BLOCKS YOUR PATH*
>Warriors are the only real team edition
>swept by pre-gasol rapties
>muh regular season
Should expect it given you like the Rapshits
Demarcus Cousins sucks
Kawhi is the real prize in free agency. Whoever signs him are the team to beat (probably Clippers). KD and AD need a big 3 to carry them. Kawhi just needs maybe 1 all star that's it even then he can carry the whole team on his back. Most complete player not named Lebron or Giannis.
its weird (borderline homosexual) you keep hundreds of images of westbrook on your pc and post it on this subreddit
How is Lebron a complete player but doesn’t play defense?
Giannis will turn out to be a meme, hate to break it to you
Of course the raptors would care about the regular season. They can’t even get home court advantage ahahah
Who here play basketball forreal and want to hoop for YouTube?
>doesn’t play defense
Proofs or gtfo
You didn’t see Trae Young’s shitty ass styling on him in Atlanta?
He shot 6-19 lmao
If you ain’t watch the game I don’t really want to hear it
Does anyone actually watch the regular season?
What are you going to do, post a singular highlight because the entire game doesn't matter? Did your parents hit you in the head with a shovel when you were a baby?
Should I post the 44 minute lowlight that was Lebron James defense? I don’t debate with niggas that can’t bother to throw on a game and read the box score quick to try and catch up
If your shitposting on /nba/ youre probably a big enough loser to watch regular season, yes
I don't debate with niggers who think they know defense based on a couple of plays out of a 48 minute game
I don’t debate with white boys that can’t hoop, scroll basketball reference and get excited their favorite player got a triple double in a loss. If you’re not actually watching games you can’t see Lebron’s nonexistent hustle back on defense or piss poor rim protection when he’s inexplicably playing center for eight minutes when Dedmon and Len are in foul trouble early. He threw the game on D
>a couple of plays
>44 minutes of Leturnstyle letting niggas run past him without so much as putting a hand up
You haven't proven this, you're just hoping people accept your word as fact.
i wish i had played basketball in high school instead of doing nothing.
now it's too late.
The LA Lakers have had the 3rd worst defensive rating in the NBA since Lonzo Ball’s injury, Lebron is not that guy anymore.
If you’re in college play in an intramural, you’ll meet short Latina qts that think the military is a viable career option, and you’ll feel like Giannis every game.
If/when the Celtics acquire AD they're going to be a nightmare match up for any team in the league, especially with KD on a different team.
only if Ainge can fleece the Pelicans by not including Tatum in a trade
>watch game at 20x speed
>everyone missing shots at the rim
Why do you lie?
Except that Ad hasn't been a nightmare matchup for anyone since college. He'll be hurt. Kyrie will be hurt. Hortford crumbles under pressure. Tatum is probably gone, and the other guys are memes.
lmao fuck zion and fuck your draft
I do when I can, but only for my team. Even when I do have the chance, I’m either studying or working out and not fully into it like I used to be.
>D90085D4-9059-4024-AA91-C(...).jpg
Jordan
Zion
Hill
Kyrie
Wallace
Night losers
Hope Zion got a career ending injury, want to see the Knicks pick him up and he can’t even play anymore
Middleton
Lebron
Tatum
Bazemore
Kobe
Two good players and three bums?
All bums?
Why doesn't Nike stress test their shoes?
Can someone tell me why the duke game was priced at super bowl tier prices? This is so retarded. It’s fucking college basketball
Because that stadium only has like 1000 seats
Found the retard
So what? It’s college basketball.
The only retard is the one buying $2k+ tickets to watch college students play basket hoops.
You never seen Get Out? They’re paying an entry fee to an auction
Price determination is a product of supply and demand
Because it's the biggest rivalry in sports, people wanted to see Zion Williamson, and you can sell a ticket to some rich idiot who has no investment in either team for as much as you want. Cameron Indoor became "the" hangout spot because other rich people had dropped thousands on it.
Knicks fans getting a little uppity, they need to be reminded of their history as a franchise.
Yeah but in North carolina there's no other sports teams, and those two schools have won like ten national titles in the past 30 years. So it's just two rabid fan bases competing for a couple seats (after students get seated). So it's just retarded high prices created by this tiny, intense market.
But I literally wouldn't go if tickets were free obviously.
>Yeah but in North carolina there's no other sports teams
>your favorite team vs the best team in the league is priced at x
>watching a college basketball game is x marked up by 500%
Lmfaoooo and people are actually defending this? The players don’t even get a portion of that whereas nba teams use it for their players million dollar salaries. Reminder that college players get paid pennies
they get scholarship full ride
they're not defending anything.
they're explaining why something is true.
>5x return on bets for Lakers not making the playoffs
Should I?
Would you rather play for an NBA team that puts you up with basic housing and food, or an NBA team that gives you millions of dollars to buy your own house and food?
No one is defending it idiot. You're just getting a lesson in basic economics. It's a good thing those soulless bastards walked into a shitshow where the teams shot a combined 10-59 from 3
yup, there's no way they're making it
>betting against LeGod
Looking forward to dems shoe horning Kamala Harris courtside in next years Duke Nc game. It'll be super subtle.
back to /pol/ faggot
They can’t play in the NBA though, they could go to the G league if they wanted. NBA not a part of the equation
Or overseas perhaps. But they want white pussy and to develop their skills under the best coaches to prepare for the next level. Full education too
You sound racist as fuck. Zion is a rich kid and has more than basic housing and food at his disposal.
What a coincidence you sound retarded as fuck
Not all student athletes get full rides. On top of that, they still need to maintain a good GPA. I think it was Sherman who said he was still broke and starving while going to school.
The usual argument is that the one and done rule is racist. What is assuming all black student athletes are poor if not racist?
Lakers are probably 50/50 for playoffs once the tanking begins
I just think it's really lazy if something is backed by stats to keep calling it racist.
It's more like reality.
Sherman sounds really uppity, most college students are broke and hungry. My wife and I were eating peanut butter and jelly sandwiches in our flat when spring break came around and the dfac was closed. Michellle and Barack Obama recounted a similar anecdote in one of their books.
Amateur athletes can always simply wait out the age requirement like Mitchell Robinson and Darius Bazley, but not being seen by scouts could hurt their draft stock both at home and even playing for bucks abroad.
Go to college, hone your craft, and then make the big bucks once youre ready.
An NBA coach could teach them more than a college coach could
Lakers are -125 to miss the playoffs.
The highest paid coaches are in the NCAA, I think many of the best are there as well. Most NBA coaches aren’t focused on developing young players, in college if you have a chance of going to the NBA you’ll be in the rotation.
>Go to college, hone your craft, and then make the big bucks once youre ready.
Best part for student athletes is a huge portion of them don’t make it big and wasted time “honing their craft”
If you didn’t make it big aren’t you better off having gone to college the time you were there. You either have some credits you would have otherwise had to pay for or a complete enough resume to go overseas and play, many such cases!
It’s no ones fault if someone isn’t good enough to make it in the NBA, no one is entitled to that kind of success.
Because Coach K gets paid to recruit. He isn't developing jackshit.
All my Lakeys do is win
Coach K is the only coach on that entire staff? Shit isn’t sweet out here in these streets, ask Liangelo if he’d do it all over again would he rather play a year at UCLA or in Lithuania.
A high school prospect is moldeable clay until one of these programs get their hands on them and mold them into a lottery potential franchise game changer. It’s a quid pro quo, with the proper input of hard work and obvious genetic luck it’s a prosperous marriage.
Nutted like crazy off a zinc supplement.
Charlotte is in North Carolina.
>doing it for free
crazy to watch someone lose millions in front of your eyes
They get their tuition paid for
Warriors barely get home court 1st round if they’re in the East
This is so melodramatic. The guy's leg didn't fall off.
Should be -200
Still the best team in the league
>We’ve never seen anything like Zion before!
>He’s a generational talent, can’t miss prospect. Consensus number one selection
PG-13 for MVP.
Lmao Zion's lard ass went right through his shoe, that's not rite
Been matching exclusively with girls 5’7 and up these last few weeks, my wife is 5’7 as well. I’m 5’5
What gives? Why can’t I pull nobody shorter than me?
Where do y’all want to see these players go
Zion
RJ Barrett
Ja Morant
I want Zion on the Hawks and for him to wear some throwback Dominique Wilkins shit at the dunk contest. Hope he stays healthy. RJ Barrett on the shitty ass Knicks, he’s a scrub. Ja Morant on the Suns
Zion won't make it to 25 if he stays on the juice and that weight. Those knees will be blown soon in the nba
He’s not natty?
Their nearest competition are Kings, Spurs, and Jazz. Clips are going into tank mode eventually. Unless you think the 8th seed is going to crumble terribly it's a safe bet
Didn't get an answer in the last thread, so I'll ask again. What's the best vidya to learn how the NBA and basketball works? I need something with good career mode and many tutorials and explantions. Also should I say 'haven't get'?
Didn’t get is correct.
You don’t really have any options NBA2K is the only one.
Got a white girl, I’m a black man
>Why can’t I pull nobody shorter than me?
Because nobody is, you 5'5" midget.
What the fuck? Don’t say shit like that
Time to WIN!
They’ll never win, they’re deep on the wing and shallow at big and ball handlers.
>shallow at big
>and ball handlers
He’s too young and inexperienced to be your dirty work center next to Horford’s versatile PF. Your timeline is all jumbled up
Win now vets (GH, AH, MM Sr, Kyrie, AB) and kids, with only a few guys bridging the gap (Rozier, Smart)
Raptors are now really strong though
They’re too weak to beat my Bucks
Yeah, Bucks were already a good team, but with Mirotic they can be the real challenger in the east. We´ll see
Have bucks gotten any better since last season?
>challenger in the East
We’re a title contender. We have a top 5 coach in the league who had been making eastern conference finals with BUMS before Giannis could walk
Yes, we added Brook Lopez and Nikola Mirotic and developed more chemistry.
Giannis scares me
He should he’s a GOAT God. Stacked team for what!? You niggas need 5 all stars to play him
BUMP
Kobe has an Oscar, is 5-2 in the Finals and is fluent in italian and spanish.
LeHGH flops, is 3-6 in the Finals and is fluent in making excuses.
Only three players worth drafting in a whole draft, no I wouldn’t draft Oladipo for one good season
LeBron is the future GOAT/consensus #2 all-time while Kobe isn't top 10.
Kyrie
Smart
Tatum
Marcus Morris
Anthony Davis
Ya I'm thinking my Celties are the new Warriors
Zimeme Williameme
>Oh God, UNC is going to expose me as a left handed Anthony Bennett tonight. Ahhhh coach oh god muh knee hurts
Lakers suck dick
ya i suck dick so what? being gay is ok
Every Lakers fan to ever live
I still can't believe some stupid project pick like Giannis actually worked out
My lonzos smell really bad
>Cavs havn't traded Love to create space to absorb bad contracts
>Celtics didn't trade Kyrie when he's leaving and has never worked well within their system
>TWolves didn't give up picks to send that awful Wiggins contract to tanking Cavs
>Lakers had a decent young developing core so they get Lebron who always destroys young teams for vets and cap destroying All-Stars
>Pelicans were offered the best trade of all time for AD who is leaving asap and they turned it down because muh-Tatums
>Knicks think All-Stars want to play there
>KD won't be smart and go to the Lakers to do what PG13 is doing to Westbrook and do that to Lebron proving he's the better player which is his fetish
NBA GMs are a joke
Ingram of fiber a day keeps the runny Lonzos at bay
If my team had the #2 pick and drafted Lonzo over Tatum it wouldn't hear the end of it
Yet the Lakeshits consistently ignore it or try to cope by saying Lonzo is good, the Lakers bias by the media helps too.
Once LeBron declines and Lakers end up not winning shit, Magic is fired, and Lakers are a bottom of the lottery team for the next decade, only then will people publicly bash the Lakers in the magnitude they deserve
Absolute fucking clowns
I'm a Celtics fan. I hate LeFlop and Kobe with a passion.
It literally isn't even close when it comes to who is better. LeBum has all the athletic talent in the world but Kobr has the edge in mental toughness and that shit is what made Kobr so great. He was a killer. Just like Mike. LeBum is more concerned about people seeing him as the GOAT than he is about being a straight up murderer on the court.
Lonzo is garbage
Any girl that’s not black > any black girl
I legit considered buying tickets at those prices. Don't be broke and you'll begin to understand that some things are worth experiencing.
>Kobe/Lebron debates
Damn this sport is boring as fuck, still!? There’s nothing going on different?
Nobody wants Kevin Love. He's right behind John Wall and Wiggins in terms of bad contracts
It's not really a debate. Only delusional Kobe fans think otherwise.
t. dicklet
I dunno how long you have until you can't get that kind of return anymore but I would at least wait until we see how the lelkers do against the rockets tonight.
The Lelkers were somewhat pressured into taking Lonzo even without Lavar's shenanigans.
Rob hopefully learned from this mistake and he shouldn't fall to the same meme again with the other Ball kid, especially when they're already on record on trying to ship Lonzbust out of LA quite a few times already.
must be true I read it on 4channel
Shawn kemp was like a borderline all-nba guy for a good chunk of his career and was drafted 17th? What point are you making?
You act like the 2000 draft wasn't way worse
How btfo are the soulless corporates who paid thousands to go to a game they didn't care about?
how did scouts not realize bennett was a bust?
how did scouts not realize lonzo was a bust?
He played in UCLA, they're contrarians and wanted to believe in his passing so badly and even made excuses for his jumpshot form being so fucking bad
At least the twitter and youtube draft "experts" did this. Real NBA scouts probably had Lonzo a lot lower but Lakers are clueless retards
>Lonzo is a bust
>Lonzo isn't a bust
>a top 10 PG who single-handedly carries the team on defense is a bust because me no like Lakers
>A top 10 PG
This is why no one likes you fucking faggots
Lakers fans are literal bottom feeding no IQ shit suckers
>A defensive backup PG deserves to be drafted #2 overall and isn't a bust despite having no ability to shoot and sub 50% FT%
Take your hrt pills discord tranny
>James Harden cocksuckers gauge player ability off of free throw shooting
scouts are fraudsters and charlatans
364 days until chucks bday
Jeff Hornacek is the GOAT
Phoenix had one of the best all-time winning percentages of any team. What the fuck happened?
>19 time all star
>19 time all NBA team
>3 championships
>3 final's MVP
>2 MVP
>7 time all defensive team
>1 time scoring leader
>1 time leader in minutes
Is this respectable?
March 6th coming around the corner
Also reminder Shaq is the GOAT center
he was my guy in nba shootout 98
Name a better president than Theodore Roosevelt
You literally can't
> you now remember this absolute unit was a top-10 draft pick back in 2003-04
who else but the knicks
eric b
Lakers road trip over
/nba/ on suicide watch
this
you thought i was a donut and tried to glaze me
If defense didn't matter the Pelicans would be a contender
if westbrook wasn't gay thunder would be a contender
>lebron: its been activated
Lmao shut up bish. Its our time now.
>thinking silver won't refball Lebron into LePlayoffs
lmaooooooo
You're literally obsessed and it's saddening
This is why no one likes Lakers fans
You're mentally ill, spout conspiracy theories, and give excuses for your team's incompetence.
You're literally saddening and it's obsessed
Oh boy, you sure you wanna post that chief?
Wheres the lie tho.
I'll take "teams that would get trounced by the present day warriors" for 1000, alex.
>@ Warriors
>@ Thunder
>@Timberwolves
>vs. Bucks
>it's our time
LmaOoOoOoOoOoO
These haters be killin themself, they wanna get the glory
youtu.be
wtf I hate nike now
Hey guys, I’ve been away in seclusion with a phat ass white bitch, what’s new? How do we feel about Zion now that we know he’s too powerful to even wear shoes?
You realize the Kings have a bottom 10 remaining schedule and the Lakers have a top 10 remaining one right?
The Kings will make the playoffs, your team will be a national laughing stock as LeBron is out of the playoffs for the first time in 13 years
lmao BTFO
Do you realize the Kings will lose their next 4 games and be under .500 while the Lakers return home?
>You realize
Manu's more than any player I can think of planted his foot the hardest and put on the brakes like it was nothing.
Amazed he didn't tear his MCL at least once in his career.
Will the lelkers get destroyed by 30 tonight or only 20?
Where the fuck is Hart
Truly shocked there are still lakespics brave enough to post in /nba/ considering what a terrible, embarrassing, laughable season their team is having. They’re a joke, just an absolute goddamn joke of a team.
>Truly shocked
Humans wiped their asses with leaves for thousands of years so it's only fitting for a leaf to be the center of the Canadian flag
In LeBron's cramped vagina clinic
Go Kangz
Using leaves to wipe away Lonzos?
Truly Canada is our best friend versus the Lakeshit menace, it's their mission since the dawn of man.
Very pathetic seething, even by lakespic standards. All you do is lose.
That isn't a Lakers jersey, since the Lakers are a sub .500 team, so are Lakers fans now stealing all of LeBron's former glory to compensate for their own failures?
>All you do is lose.
Imagine not beating the Raptors ONCE in 4.5 years
>Lakeshits can't stand facts so they attack the truth tellers instead of the truth
That's the 81-point team isn't it?
See here Don't delete your posts again loser
>posting the low res
It’s a shame Kobe can’t come play for you, he’d probably still be better than that pack of losers you have now ahaha
@ me when the Lakers break their half a decade losing streak against the Raptors, and not before
Giannis is fucked in the playoffs
>Kawhi guards him on the wing (2x DPOY)
>Marc Gasol inside for the help (1x DPOY)
>Also Serge Ibaka blocking shots (3x All-Defensive First time, 2x block leader)
And we all know what happens when Giannis isn’t playing well
this guy got so mad he went and searched lebronto memes on facebook hahaha
>It’s a shame
>Truly shocked
They beat the Raptors without him
>Lakers fans get Godsmacked by Canada
>start stealing the accomplishments of the Cavs
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
All
You
Do
Is
Lose
>lakespics trying to take lebron’s accomplishments as their own
This is just getting sad now. I’ll be back to laugh at you when ledoorstopperpoopoopeepeeman shits all over your lottery team tonight
they're not beating us with him
And then in the game the Rapshits won he scored 43 points. Your proxy doesn't know what you're talking about. They need to guard the perimeter because the Bucks always beat the Raptors when the Raptors brick a million threes.
What are you worst 3 NBA franchises of all time? I don't just mean worst in terms of win percentage, but also considering their potential when taking available players and the market into consideration.
For me it's the Clippers, Knicks, and Nets. All of them have been colossal failures for years and there is no real excuse given their marketing potential.
Ibaka is washed as a shot blocker lmao
>us
Raptors, Grizzlies, and Kings
This
When you're in a big market and suck that hard for so long theres no excuse.
raptors titles = 0
Nobody wants to play in LA or NY because of the taxes
Facts
Gortat has supposedly turned down offers from several NBA teams, determined to join the Warriors.
What's more, Gortat is very persistent about that - if there won't be any offer from the Dubs, he's ready to lose the rest of the season.
What is it about this team that attracts agents to sign with them?
Guaranteed a ring
Disgusting. The rich should be taxed even more.
thats fuckin gross
That pic was taken from an away game not in OKC
This is what you get for being rich and living in a corrupt state like California
You should be in Texas Mr. Curry, not a socialist hell hole
Lmao
Is any school more fucked than Duke is the day K finally dies?
He likes the libby poo politics in Cali. Lots of those guys do.
Here’s another estimate of Curry’s actual salary
Kings to the 6th seed confirmed
/WL/ bros hip report in
>not putting more into your 401k
Coach K is holding them back tho. They'd be better if they didn't have K
Duke draws recruits but has no system in place, they keep conceptualizing a new strategy to win every year based on those recruits.
Teams like UNC and Kansas that keep a system and style of play and hardly ever change win more natties this last two decades than Duke.
sup king
ayyy
It’s very sad that lakespics need to validate themselves by hitching their self-esteem to a team that is far better than them whose fans don’t think about them at all. It’s like if a bunch of Knicks fans started trying to make a Bucks-Knicks broship a thing. Just sad.
>get dick slapped by CK
>samefag spam your broshit
Larry is so fucking shook it's hilarious
Nobody wants to play in LA because the lakers suck dick
yea its cringe
ffs Kings or Clippers/Warriors broship makes more sense than Lakers/Warriors
Right but Nc and Ku have legacies in place. Players know who their coaches are, but it's not the literal entire program. Once K is gone it'll probably fall to some assistant who has a couple bad seasons, and Duke is nothing but a memory for that 17 yo recruit.
We back in this bitch!
Back in the playoffs? Hate to break it to you but...
Dey see me rollin they hatin
when will /nba/ take the redpill on michael jordan?
This is what it sounds like when doves cry
Embiid and Wiggins went one and done in the same year
Youre daily reminder, my Lakies are getting KD and Cousins this offseason. Possibly Kawhi instead of Cousins.
>And a better coeach
>(((;
we outchea
And Kansas didn't change their identity for them, they kept the two big man high low strategy
youre getting mike conley and carmelo
Fuck LA
ready
Cousins is ass
>Possibly Kawhi instead of Cousins
based and alexjones pilled
Redpill me on Jordan
sup big daddy? gang gang
based
that's a sexy man
Is the redpill that he got a secret two year suspension for gambling on games he was playing in so he went to play baseball because the NBA didn’t want to publicize it and ruin the league’s reputation?
>secret
That he got his dad killed for unpaid gambling debts?
I still think it was PEDs but you might be correct, based leaf.
How did Mirotic get hurt
>Fuck LA
Since he retired about three mos after his dad was killed for gambling debts, it's always possible that his dad begged him for the money, he said no, and then he was racked with guilt after they found the body.
Shut the fuck up with this retarded /x/ shit
who dis faggit?
>lose to the hawks
>lose to the Cavs (at home)
>lose to the kings
>lose to the Knicks (at home)
Is there anybody the lakers WON’T lose to? Ahaha
dude this a question that serious minds debate
Enjoy it haters. Get ready for four in a row with KD and a jersey retirement ;)
The Warriors won't even win this season
>when will /nba/ take the redpill
You could make some real money if you're right on that.
could the lakers get durant+thompson in the free agency?
How do we rank the top teams in the eastern conference as of right now?
For me, it's:
1. Bucks
2. Raptors
[POWERGAP]
3.76ers
4. Celtics
I doubt the Lakers would take Tristan's contract.
Lol jk, Klay will stay in GS.
I hope you all have a wonderful day /nba/
Somewhere in the three best all time. Very debatable where.
>mfw my Lakies smashing the Cockshits tonight
Feels good.
Thanks bro, likewise!
literally who?
>Knowing what I know now, college basketball is bull----"
>Boogie Cousins' advice to Zion Williamson: Get ready for the NBA
Is he wrong? Don't think so.
Why would you kill someone who owes you money? How are they gonna pay you back?
College is a scam only if you're a guaranteed lottery pick
If you're a poor kid with no NBA future a full ride scholarship is all you could ever hope for
These NBA players seriously need to fuck off with their selfish opinions on the NCAA and instead implore top recruits to just go to the G League or international and fuck off with any other idea.
>KANGZ doing better now than all those years with cousins
redpilled me on cousins
You don't, you break their legs.
Is Zion Williamson just Michael Sweetney with less back to the basket and face up skill?
I’ll admit it, I coon a little bit for white women. I might talk more black than usual, be a little louder and extroverted. I might try and make her laugh more than when I’m with a black girl. I might talk about how beautiful our kids will be on account of the fact they mixed.
I might even compare us to a famous interracial couple. I might flaunt my stripes and times I’ve been down bad more than I would otherwise. I might play grimier music with her in the car than if she were black. Might take her out to eat soul food. So what?
Raptors
Celtics
Bucks
POWERGAP
Pacers
POWERGAP
76ers
How can you justify the Raptors at the top when they can’t beat the Bucks?
>canadians hyping the raptors season (of failure) after season
sad
he fucking trolled you bro
I do the same thing with Asian girls. Also I only date asian girls :/
I only date blasians
I date all kinds but lately I’ve been getting white girls I didn’t think was possible for me when I had lower self esteem and have gotten more uppity.
I don’t have one black girl I’m talking to right now, just whites and one Latina.
What's the skinny home boys?
We bangin or hangin? Yeet yeet
My brother only dates Mexican grils
>Markieff Morris says he’s “feeling great” and has been “for a minute now.” Says he was cleared two weeks ago and has been playing 5-on-5.
Forgot this nigga got waived and signed. Media narrative is so funny, when he was on the blossoming Wizards and his brother the Pistons he was considered the better player and it was meant to be Marcus Morris Sr’s fault his play was not as good despite playing on an absolutely horrible Pistons roster.
I don’t think any of the analyst know hoop they just gotta write some shit
Have they said what's wrong with Zion yet? Tweaked MCL? Return estimate?
hyper extended knee my nigga nothing serious
Beiing a bball analyst is about having a big personality and a following, and not about knowing bball or ever being right.
Bro MRI's always come out 24 hours after the injury
And since it's college they have no mandate to release that info
thanks soccer bro. My knickies will be lob dunking this time next year ((;
Guys, a guy named Bowser was named president of Nintendo America
John Wall Status??????
putting my moms life savings on the celtics tonight
>Knicks fans getting uppity
Enjoy building around Keldon Johnson, Kemba Walker and Demarcus Cousins
I will enjoy building around that. That's probably good for two finals runs.
Thanks bitch
As a black dude who is an actual good hoop analyst?
None of those players are good
>Lonzo Ball (ankle) is still not practicing after the All-Star break.
holy fuck this big baller bust
>milliballer leaf not seeing the long term plan to build him up with the Sun's roster.
>big baller trio
Oh shit bro, we're in dire danger until the defensive prodigy get healthy again. Do you think Bron Bron and RoGOD will be able to take the heat?
>trading the heart and soul of the team
hes only getting stronger dumb leaf
Anybody black
>Laketurds
>this cope
>normalfags coming here posting emojis
I thought this board was one of the few that wasn't damned
>I thought this board was one of the few that wasn't damned
Yea Forums isn't the same ever since 2012 happened, under what rock have you been living?
Can’t believe that nigga from Empire was capping like that, I liked one joint off there but really didn’t watch beyond the first season
At least it isn't Yea Forums. And that Super Bowl thread 6 years ago was fun
People being hyped as fuck about Croatia last year was also the tits, but yeah, Yea Forums is incredibly shit ever since 2017 happened.
Lots of teams do it in the east with out outside shooting. Putting Cousins on the Knicks gives them a high playoff seed already and With Kemba they are 2-3 at worse
Oh, you're a fan of the Los Angeles Lakers?
Name five of their lakes. I'll wait.
7/10 you almost sounded black, my fellow white person
Lake Shitwater
Lake Tittycaca
Lake Heroinneedles
Lake Homelesspeople'sshitonthestreets
And of course Lake 45%Hispanicpopulation
Hungtington beach
Newport Beach
Manhattan beach
Laguna
Dana Point
Hollywood Reservoir, Una Lake, Quail Lake, Elizabeth Lake and Baldwin Lake.
Took my child’s mother out for Valentine’s Day ($300) and gave her money for her birthday today ($1k), she still talking about child support
Don’t have kids /nba/
there are good boards that still exist, but if I tell you which ones you will fuck them up for me and my friends
how else will I pass on my superior genes?
Lake LeDecline
Lake Kobeisn'teventop30alltime
Lake GasolandShaqcarriedyou3timesbutyoushatonthemtopropupKobe
Lake Dwight
LakeMagicJohnsonandJeanieBusswillruinyouforthenext2decades
i feel you bro. my 4yo daughter wants a new iphone. i can't say no to her
>don't have kids with a bitch that will drain you dry and then some
ftfy
no way la is 45% hispanic, I visited la and it was full of white people
>no way la is 45% hispanic, I visited la and it was full of white people
You're going to say /pol/
My daughter just one this shit already literally 60% of my funds
>I visited la and it was full of white people
>Argentine flag
so you visited ALL of la?
i just said i wouldnt say
>having a daughter
Retard
*hits pipe*
It's white and asian up north, and latins live around staple center etc
Latins live around the whole fucking city but the rich areas you fucking poser
I can’t make grilled cheese without burning it crisp black
Not really faggot. I mean obviously they do, but it's focused in certain areas.
I can't make it at all but would like to
why doesn't the golden state team wear gold?
missed opportunity
Yeah but AD gonna leave after a year and yall gut your team for what
4 picks + Tatum for AD?
brb
Knicks so trrrible
Rub it in some more, bitch. You don't get to live in NYC so who really wins here?
PS KD is a lock to come here ask anybody.
>Michael Rappaport says Meek Mill is weak and didn’t want smoke with Drake
>Meek says Rappaport not allowed to comment on “our” culture and Rappaport Twitter get suspended afterward while Meek is praised
So you can’t make fun of somebody rapping now or you racist?
LA shits all over NY
Better city, better women, better weed, better weather
>all these unhappy NBA players
Should kill themselves honestly
Shit's gay
I grew up in NYC which is why I hate the Knicks, one thing nobody talks about is how incredibly grimey the streets of New York are. I think New Yorkers have gotten used to living in squalor, which is why they root for the Knicks. The team represents their block, Kevin Knox is the homeless guy squatting on your sidewalk and Frank Ntikilina are the chunks of shit tangled in his ass hair
meek mill a weak ass salty ass nigger
>33ºC
just fuck my shit up senpai
Ibaka is fucking washed. He ain't gonna do shit.
Both cities are shitholes and america would benefit if both fell into sea.
flyover ass nigga
the usa would fall into irrelevancy without these 2 cities
In any Twitter interaction if you’re backed into a corner and have a large enough following you can envoke a segment of users who will defend anything ethnic over anything white without any regard to context.
Rapaport didn’t say anything to do with race but since Meek pointed out accurately that Rapaport is white, it allowed him and his fans to invalidate what Rapaport had to say without even acknowledging it.
yooooooooooooooooooo s m h this whiteboy talking about the culture lmao
Your white shut the fuck up faggot.
*You are
Shieeet stupid motherfucking cracka, who told this motherfucker he could speak on black people?
>weed is black culture
It's unacceptable and disrespectful to larp as a black guy just by using poor grammar. Even worse if you are actually black
Please delete you're post's
AAVE is not standard English with mistakes
Hold up.
What we watching later tonight?
Actually, weren't the Natives the first ones to kick start the whole weed thing?
celties, lakeys and goldies
My Lakies smashing those Cockshits!
Can’t wait to see the Lakers get anally raped by my Rockets, Capela is going for 22 and 16
Now that gowiz and Greece is gone, it's only right for me to make my triumphant return.
Imagine a black dude with that cute girl you like
I'd rather imagine myself with the cute girl I like if you don't mind.
Literally fucking who?
was at this party last friday where the girl i was chasing cucked me with a fat black woman. wasnt even cute lesbian just plain disgusting
Literally fucking who (2)? Also, filtered.
>13-3 without kawhi
Young MA is cool though
Man, did the thick fever spread to girls as well? What a sad world we live in...
What are the chances Lonzo sits out the rest of the year?
Small
He’s not gonna sacrifice his health for a team looking to trade him. Him and his posse have already weighed on the very real possibility he’ll be playing elsewhere next season
50/50 because its starting to look like a protest, no time table to return a month after a mild injury is really suspicious.
LaVar said the Lakers staff ruined his kid and called out Luke specifically and wants Lonzo in Phoenix so I'd say there's a good chance we don't see Lonzo again this year, his beta mindset won't allow him to get back on the court under Luke..
the timeline for his return was 4-6 weeks, he's at the 5 week. he'll be fine
Lonzo Ball
Devin Booker
Kelly Oubre
Zion Williamson
Deandre Ayton
Kyrie as the sixth man
Give us the chip
He's still not practicing and can only run on an anti-gravity treadmill, I'd say he's at the very least 2 weeks away and probably more
>Lonzo Ball -
Bust at this point
>Devin Booker -
mid level player paid like an all-star
>Kelly Oubre -
needs a lot of work
>Zion Williamson -
NY Knick player
>Deandre Ayton -
Best of the bunch, tons of upside
>Kyrie as the sixth man -
haha
Lonzo lobbing to Zion and Ayton will be what Lakers fans thought Lonzo passing to Lebron and AD would
Knicks are getting the 5th pick in the draft and gonna take Jaxson Hayes to pair up with Mitchell Robinson in the front court.
I wonder how old this kid is and what he is up to these days
I bet he thinks KD is a snake
I bet he doesn't whine like a bitch and has moved past it
hes probably posting on /nba/
Tfw Celties are still the best team in the east
Who?
>almost $1 million for the agent
(lol
Hey KD training camp started why you still in bumfuck euroslavia?
Oh, did I hurt your feelings there, chum?
>starters are busts and losers
>give us the chip
damn
Predict the chant the Pelicans crowd will say to the Lakers on Saturday
"Take AD"
WE WANT KUZMA
my lakeshits :)
all we do is lose
California.... knows how to party...
California..... knows how to party....
In the city.... of L.A...
We keep it rockin...
We keep it rockin...
"We want Celtics clep clap clapclapclap"
CALIFORNIA PURPLE
W-W-W-W-W-W-WARRIORS FANS!
*PANPANPAN PANPANPANPAN*
GET UP ON YOUR FEET AND MAKE SOME NOOOOOOOISE!
*CAAAAALIFORNIA YEAHHHHHH*
lakers are the worst team in California and it ain’t even close lmao
Curry is a brainlet who denies the moon landing
Everybody who thinks the moonlanding was real is a brainlet
>australian education
JFK didn't die so everyone 80 IQ conspiracy theorist could spout all his career achievements were a hoax
Cs Bucks tips in like 2 hours.
We're back faggots.
But more importantly, Cavs
Sixies play down to the Heat. Tipping in about an hour. Not too shabby.
Yes
i have no doubt in my mind that toronto is going to the finals this year
That ones out of market for me )':
Toronto will face off against Denver
Embiid is out right?
Gonna expose the warriors tonight.
>be Shabazz
>drafted by Jazz
If the Sixers made that trade 2 months ago it would be a good deal.
>Zion Williamson was diagnosed with a Grade 1 right knee sprain. He is progressing as expected, and his status is day-to-day.
The Nuggets aren't getting out of the second round
They're going to the finals and are gonna win, screencap this bitch.
Is it confirmed MCL yet?
Based and redpilled
ECF
Toronto 4
Milwaukee 3
WCF
Golden State 4
Oklahoma City 1
Finals
Golden State 4
Toronto 2
Isn't Dorondo going to choke hard though?
JIM BOEHEIM KILLED A MEXICAN LAST NIGHT. THIS IS NOT A TEST.
The dude walked into the middle of the highway, anyone would've ran him over.
amazing nobody is talking about thsi
Thus always to lakers fans
That's why I try not to drive after 11 or so. Never know what kind of crazys are out there.
He was in NY so brobably a Knicks fan.
He should shut his faggot ass up. He should be out of the league and he clearly never grew past high school mentally. Zion Williamson said he would have still gone to college. He could have played overseas if he didn't want to go to college. Ring-chasing faggot should have his mouth sewn shut.
Cousins is a retard with the temper of a 3-year old.
Whats a good message board to talk NBA?
Obviously not plebbit please
find people irl
/nba/ and r/nba
8 chan
Sherdog.
ESPN comment section
Good answer, it’s like music or anything else, find people whose opinion you respect that you know are knowledgeable on the subject and talk about it with them.
I'm no Celshit fan, but I legit believe those fuckers will make it to the finals. They seem the least likely to choke out of everyone else in the EC.
twitter.com
Where was this discussion when Bol suffered a worse injury? What is the point of lowering the draft age?
The NBA minimum age should be raised to 21
all i know is that the raptors are going to choke like they always do. it will be hysterical
Go Lakers
They have the worst chemistry of almost any “good” team in the league, though. One or two bad playoff losses and they will fucking crumble.
this. college players should be required to graduate before declaring for the draft and players overseas can be drafted at 18 or 19.
everyone know the hierarchy is:
milwaukee/toronto
philly
boston
BIG game tonight
The Celtics beat the shit out of Philly 3 times already
philly is head and shoulders better than boston. the regular season doesn't mean shit
That stat is suddenly useless when you consider the fact he hasn't been on a team that was sub .500 going into the all star break.
The win% there is high because he played on better teams, not this lottery team trash the Lakers are.
Nah it’s
Milwaukee/Toronto
power gap
Boston
power gap
Philly
Pacers
76ers are fucking frauds. 1-7 against Bucks/Raptors/Celtics and that single game they won was a home game against Toronto when the Raptors were missing Kawhi, Ibaka AND JV.
>doubting the GOAT
I seriously hope you don't do this.
>heat going for the playoffs
regular season doesn't mean shit
>That stat is suddenly useless
explain this bold new concept to me
They just played them in the playoffs while undermanned and guess what happened. Philly is 1-7 in their last 8 games against the Celtics. Simmons and Embiid both need to step up. Neither of them can solve Horford.
If Houston wins tonight Lakers fans not allowed to post for a week. If Lakers win tonight Lakers can spam for a week
Apparently playoff lebron is now activated.
Can he defeat the cockshits?
>facts hurt me we I'm a faggot
Pat Riley fucked you guys, he thinks the only way to draw free agents is picking 12th in the draft every year
It's called cherry picking a certain thing to make an argument then that argument being useless when the certain thing is checked by other statistics and facts to show it was cherry picked therefore the argument is a logical fallacy
>win a game against a top tier team
>”hahaha in your face!”
>lose a game
>”regular season doesnt matter”
So which is it?
>facts
Do correct me if I'm wrong, but it ain't playoffs yet and there's still more than enough time for Bron Bron to prove why he's the GOAT yet again.
>Milwaukee/Toronto
>power gap
lovin' that slash. i love how if you ask a raptors fan they'll say "oh it's pretty much just splitting hairs" whereas when you ask a bucks fan they'll say "we fucking kill toronto"
the difference in attitude is telling
It definitely means something if you can’t beat any of your real competition even once at full strength.
>therefore the argument is a logical fallacy
what argument specifically? this is where you want to choose your words
>Draymond breaka his hand punching LeBron's balls of steel
>Ingram accidentally breaks Curry's neck
>Thompson's side chick is screaming at him from the stands the entire series for him to take care of his baby trap
>Durant gets bitten by a cottonmouth snuck into the Staples Center visitors locker room
25 games in a 82 game season isn't more than enough time.
You'll need the Clippers to lose 25% of their games or worse then the Kings to completely fall off a cliff (both teams have bottom 10 strength of schedule for the rest of the season)
Meanwhile the Lakers would need to win 60% of their games with a top 10 SOS remaining and having injuries holding them back.
This is why the Lakers have only a 7% chance to make the playoffs unless some tragic injuries happen to other teams.
You're completely spitting in the face of statistics and spouting logical fallacies and homer opinions as a counter.
>need the Clippers to (win) 25% of their games
Fixed
If you’re going by regular season performance then sure, the Bucks are better, but when you take into account Toronto’s veterancy factor and playoff experience vs the Bucks utter lack of any playoff success or real experience in the past, it becomes a lot more murky.
Also, confidence of the fans means nothing. Look how arrogant lakers fans STILL are when their team has been humiliated over and over again and exposed for being a really bad team.
I would give the edge to the Bucks, but you’re a moron if you don’t take playoff veterancy into account when devising power rankings.
Do you think their chemistry is worse now than it was last year?
>picking in the draft
thats a good year at this point.
>You're completely spitting in the face of statistics and spouting logical fallacies and homer opinions as a counter.
Lmao, can't wait until your nerd ass is proven wrong.
this is milwaukee's first good season in like 19 years, of course they're going to be uppity retards like raptor fans were last year
Stop trying to act smart.
Rondo is terrible. I don't know why you posted him.
>If you’re going by regular season performance then sure
every. single. time.
Just use Reddit, stop trying to be a snowflake.
new thread
This isn't an argument. You're admitting you have no argument and simply waiting for me to be proven wrong through a miracle.
Most definitely, Kyrie has been exposed as a locker room cancer this season and he carries his selfish mentality into the floor. Ball movement evaporates when he’s on the floor and their game devolves into iso shit, which will not succeed in the playoffs.
Also, I can imagine most of the young guys resent Hayward for stealing minutes because he’s terrible.
Like, what if the other teams contracted AIDS sone how haha Wouldn't that be crazy?
Autism
>rapties
>get 1st seed
>get swept by LeDaddy
>city renamed Lebronto
>don't even make the conference finals
Giannis is next King of the East. Kawhi's a snek who's aways resting and going to bail for LA. Then the Raps gonna be shit for another decade.
Screen shot this.