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MEGA MILK

Hit or miss

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can you even imagine the press she would have had if she didn't cut them and played the same? I also think she cut them because of how big of a brainmidget she is, probably became aware of the photographers that appeared to her shitty performances

shit tit job, even shitter THOT
the only way the big milkers are coming back is if someone impregnates her....... i volunteer

Not the cutest face, but I'd still milk and motorboat

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business idea... tennis on motorcycles

somebody tell Andy that he can come back

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...

1016 GS singles matches per year
let's say each weights 10gb in 1080p

that gives us 10 tb of GS matches per year
10 years of such games = 100 TB = ONE FUCKING BOOK SHELF

why is it hard for (((Them))) to storage that?

Names?

caroline dolehide

Is tennis dying lads? I dont mean the thread but the sport. The tournaments are really empty lately. Even Australian Open was empty

What she did is a crime against humanity.

federer and nadal both getting old
australian and american opens viewing rights both bought up by amazon prime
maybe when numbers really start to decline they'll start showing it for free since most casual fans dont watch the smaller opens and wta tours

wait you have to pay to watch the grand slams or other tournaments? In latin america the streamed for free

Looks like you could need a bit more (((democracy))) in your country, goy

>espn will let you watch their streams for free up until the qfs of a slam
>beyond that you have to log in with your cable service provider
>tennis channel has the rights to most american masters but espn has the rights to the finals
>espn has the rights to three slams but RG is covered by nbc
>the wta refused to be covered on the tennis channel or tennis tv and was only on bein which was dropped by comcast
tl;dr it's a giant clusterfuck even if you pay

Why are her breasts so big?

why did caro liked french '''influencer''' who gonna ski? she likes winter sports?

halep's legs are pretty good btw
never paid attention, but now see the good shape/proportions

btw is there a shortage of men is Switzerland? for fucks sake, look at Bencic's bf, look at women jumping over russians, ukrainians, czech, even albanian!

not average women, not middle class women, but pretty women and elite athletes, tops of their sports

wtf?

eastern euro genes
look makarova, semerenko(figure skier)

>amazon prime
DANZ
NETFLIX
is era of online steamig coming?

i want to make my own comapny

we will give felxible subsricption
atp
wta
itf
all recording of all matches ever(in HD, with extras, with slow mo)
we will have best apps, no ads(maybe), best best best all

how much you willing to pay?

though, does goerges have easter euro genes? doleheide? kate upton?

post HALEP with her hair BLOWING

also any short-haired Simo?

>Bencic-Halep
>no posts except me
#SAVETHETENNISTHREADS
youtube.com/watch?v=4Pk0dMKNLwc

what a good match

all the time deuces #2, #3, #4, so often, like every other game

and no one wathes?

Halep is having a complete meltdown once again

HALEP CMON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dunno how Halep will evolve this season. Her return-everything strat is reaching its limit, most opponents just force her left to right since she doesn't have the weapons to try to get a winner.

I hope she'll realize that at some point she'll need to go to the net or put herself in a position to win points rather than force her opponents to lose on their own. Otherwise she'll slowly fade down and waste her all-time great defense game.

>hAlEp

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>Dunno how Halep will evolve this season.
throught cuddling with cosy bf, ah ;_;

So sweaty

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>still no roofs
>still no lights
BRAVO FRANCE

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kasatkina have 120k subs

her last post was posted 8 hrs ago, it have 7900 likes, BUT ONLY NINE COMMENTS

how so?????

also, most of these comments - pic - are not from ordinary people, but from wta top-100

i mean, 9 comments in 8 hours for account with 120k subs is.... SMALL
usually its tenths of random people commenting in instagrams of athletes with 30k+ subs, but here is only 9, and 66.66% of that are WTA stars. lol

did she ban all other people from commenting or wtf is that

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welfare aint free

>belindabencic

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Is it still not SS double?

>KyrWOAT

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/tennis/? more like /pennis/ cause it's a fucking gay sport lol

You’re not Grigor

>Kyrwog

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She had creepazoids commenting on her instagram so she turned off public comments

>practicing with a manlette

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>3 sets in 84 mintues
Another lionhearted effort from Kyrgios I see.

Did they??

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ESPN streams the matches for free here. Weird.

you just KNOW

not yet mein fuhrer

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So how exactly does one go about turning pro in tennis? There's no formal draft or anything like in other sports. Do you just decide to enter a random tournament and you're considered a pro if you qualify?

6'2 vs 5'10

pretty much, in australia they have a semi pro circuit and then you get tennis australia points to which then can be used in ITF events in australia

>ugyuuuuuuuuh
>ugyeeeeeeeeh
youtube.com/watch?v=7F6_-TPvBx0
Literally the male Azarenka

I don't really understand the new rules and transition tour tbqh

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Do you think umpire women are nice to date?

depends which one?

>tfw she's married now

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Lahyani at it again with his terrible overrules. God he's shithouse. Not to worry he's immune because he's such a good guy.

They're all hags.

>all hags

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Are you implying you wouldn't?

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Imagine being a presumably young guy and pining over this. No self esteem. Sad!

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And this.

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found the virgin

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wew harrishit

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wtf i love harrishit now

based

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based snoop

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Is it, dare I say it, dead?

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let's face it we are in for another 5 year of djokobot dominating and trying to get people to love him, federer has 2 years left at most and nadal still wont finish the season.
>murray still dead wont come back from hip surgery

Is kader nouni dare i say the best umpire?

Anderson have my goal upper body but that face is atrocious

i am not that into tennis pre-auutmn 2017/januery 2018, i only knew bencic as zverev's possoible gf, i gogoled her like for 10 sec and said 'uhm, nothing special at all'

but now i kinda see her cutness, her eyes and nose and cheeks are cute

also she looks like federer's wife, as mentioned somewhere in 2018
i never found his wife pretty(i only saw her 2013-2017 pics though), until looked closely in 2018 and now she and bencic for me are cutes

>looks like mirka
thats the joke

there are lots of them, i even forgot someones

since what year? 2013? who is her hubby and where did they met i wonder?

>They're all hags.
no

1) this one is not the one i kept in mind when wrote a post
2) the point in dating an umpire is the same as dating a policewomen/detective/lawyer/judge(!?)/principal etc. - you are dating a cold, strict women and she is cuddling with you, and it makes you feel so good when cold strict women melts for you.

i somehow have attraction for cold, beautiful, less femininish and more masculiish women desu aslo becuase i ahte typical women, like well NOT HATE, no no no, i jsut disliek those staciesh types(wherever they are 18 or 28 years old)

>sticcolina
>skeletolina
>blackedolina

believe me or not, but Kvitova just reached third final in this season, only 7 weeks after it started

Previously based Windows Phone poster here in Marseille about to see Tsitsipas win it all
Pic related IS how Marseille dudes weed lmao

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Training

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not anymore

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Kek the projection is real. Women in sports are mentally ill.

> I find athletic men fucking hot
> men must find athletic women hot to

Meanwhile all men want is thicc women with big boobs and wide hips. Cock milking bimbos that one can repeatedly fuck over and over again and still be excited. Women who practice sports are the male of equivalent of a guy who's obsessed with his feminine facial looks because he likes those traits in women. Why are people this fucking spergy when it comes to sexual strategy Yea Forums?

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Look at that boob gap. Yikes.

maybe they just like playing the sport, genius

Women have no priorities or thoughts outside of finding a hot Chad. That's their entire goal in life.

Bullshit. Women more so than men (ironically because they claim the opposite) do everything they do for attention in order to find the most potent mate aka Chad. Women have no real passion or appreciation for things, that's the domain of men. Men are able to be fascinated by shit the would not get them pussy at all. But even then, the majority of mens actions is also driven by sexual desire. It's what drives all of us. Women are simply all consumed by it. Their emotions are directly linked to men and the attention that's given. The male libido (which is influenced more by the physical) leaves some room to appreciate art, excellence and beauty.

You get it my friend. Young women have no other interests beyond getting that knight on the white horse. I would argue that women are only consciously here for about 80% compared to alpha men, whom are close to 100% consciously manifested in this universe. This is the way of things, women have to be the property due to their reproductive functioning. I've never met a fertile woman who didn't function exclusively for that purpose. From morning to night, every action is aimed towards it. Tbh it's fucking sad. Women are basically sexual zombies.

what about dykes?

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Dykes feed on negative attention that they think they get from men by not giving them their pussies. The illusionary satisfaction derived from frustrating men gives them just enough energy to function throughout the day. Notice how lesbians are mostly miserable? While gay men are generally happy. This is why. Lesbians are mostly fueled for their hatred of men, which in turn is their hatred for their own emotional dependency toward them. And their inability to actually have it. So they try to flip the script and this actually never satisfies them. Leaving them fuming like an inactive volcano. Gay men generally are just gay and find real happiness fucking each-others butts. Men don't do stupid ass shit like becoming gay just for the sake of pissing women off. This one truth alone betrays how hopelessly dependable women are on men.

This is also the reason why women can't shut up about mens addiction to pussy and how men supposedly are a slave to their dicks and therefor to them. Any guy who nutted all over some worthless thick whore knows the truth however. The moment the spunk leaves the trunk the indifference is real.

*wins RG*

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Depends on if she's top or bottom.

which one Momo is/was?

>Bencic beating Screamalenka, Fraudlep and Blackedolina
Doing God's work.

>mfw watching this slow ass mudslugfest that is clay again

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Source?!?

She's my gf, you have no idea the kind of perverted kinky shit she's into man

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TOP KEK, I'm sure

She was the pregnant one, so most likely bottom

On another news, ez win for Stepanos.

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Too much ass desu

Stay mad leaf. One second after this picture was taken my cock was up her ass and she was signalling the camera to come over. No one can satisfy her, she is simply to much ass.

Attention whores who got rejected by Chad and pretend to like women to get him to notice them again.

so assuming that she's bottom can you into tl;dr like dutch user?

Funny ain't it. Literally everything they do revolves around Chad.

i'd like to see a guy that Amelie was into

Nah I hate TL;dring on a phone. The only thing i Can say about Amélie IS that she has more balls thanks any of our current male players, despite being a bottom. It'S telling

*than any of our

Fakkin android i hate that shit

>Meanwhile all men want is thicc women with big boobs and wide hips
only faggish faggots

any info on father of child?

or did she lie about being lesbian so she reduced the amount of annoying men attention?

yeah that glorious boomer generation
last generation of humans ;_;

Look at her and tell me she's hetero.

>pic related
>when the whole court IS danked
>the city of Marseille

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>Marseille
are there many non-whites?
are there many girls like Mauresmo?
are there many girls like Caro?

Do you go by yourself?

Yes, mainly downtown and north. South and east are far richer and white
Marseille is also the city of said "cagoles". That is, easy going and vapid girls

>Brazilian engineering
At least they are good at football

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>▶
>Image search »
>Google

Kefir truck just arrived

This

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>Dan Evans finals run

>del glasstro

>lelpotro

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>del potro was bitching at someone in the crowd
What a piece of shit

my god what a shame

Tы peaльнo нe cчитaeшь нe кpacивoй? У нee aккypaтнoe пpиятнoe лицo, нy нижняя чacть чyтoк мacкyлиннa,нo этo пpидaeт шapмa.

This is a needlessly negative viewpoint considering your arrival of the conclusion that women are sexual beings. Thats a great thing and why they should be fucking worshipped how they are instead of straight white males trying to put everything into a box cus they have to right about fucking everything and wouldnt know how good for them it'd be to let just let things go sometimes. Women will never be figured out because they are the embodiement of dark matter chaos and ehatever seems logical theyll do the opposite for no other reason then they fucking can and thats how ions move from atom to atom anyway via random fuckery so in the end they can never be wrong. Thats why you gotta dance with their flow if you want a piece of that ass.

are older women your kink boris

Petra beloved mommy

Such a strong women, did u know she had played 15 matches in january? So hard working and dedicated, so tall, so lanky and so slowly walking being so tired, you just WANT to hold her hand and make her happy, she usually looks so tired... but she always smiles so kind and warm even when tired

Thats her charm, she looks as tired after 15 mins of game as in the middle of 3rd set, with bad posture and slow walking

your waifu a fat lol

Good looking older women are still good looking

She is not in last years

Btw she was pretty and cute while being fat too

based Windows Phone poster

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That's a big butt
Big butts are for smacking and watching it jiggle

The majority of guys into big bums are closet homosexuals, and usually have low IQs.

>dominic thiem has a better youtube channel than stefanos
prove me wrong

opinion?
youtube.com/watch?v=teUvyDLb_cg
from comments(live chat)

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wtf two super qts playing and u dont event watch? is it a gay board?

who is the milf with exposed legs? hope she is with her white strung hubby there

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>strong hubby

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we are in /pennis/ after all.

>ded thread ded sport etc

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>Shitova

BELINDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Good old pepperoni nipples.

youtube.com/watch?v=3PYLnSrP3eE

>goofy

t. dyel

i finally realized which animal she reminds me off

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>McHale vs Swan

I think this is awful enough for me to watch ironically

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Last day of NEET life I’m fucking panicking lads

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What job did you get

Start university tomorrow like classes and everything, this week was just orientation

>University

Worst time of my life, hope it's better for you.

who has the cutest butthole

>Roland Garros 2019 (25.05 - 9.06)

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I don't even recognize her anymore

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>svitolina

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I don't know what you mean. She's a good christian polish girl who never fell for thtory. I can't see how she changed at all since childhood.

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Everyone said that about Serena.

Not that I'd be that surprised if she has fucked girls, but she is, nominally, straight.

All women are bi or have at least kissed another woman

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youtube.com/watch?v=CqKmtTyTJ4c

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Taк тeбe Aндpea нpa? Mнe oч

nadal?

who

I refuse to believe konta’s accent is real.
>two Hungarian parents
>grew up a bit in Australia and Spain
>didn’t move to Britain until teenager

Is it inconceivable that her parents learned British English?

Also some people just absorb accents.

Yeah but at aged 14 I highly doubt it, also her parents would’ve had an accent when speaking English

I can't even go on a business trip to the south for two weeks before I sound like them.

Bottom line even if she is trying to consciously sound that way it's no different than dyeing her hair a different color.

Stefanos may actually win a tournament today.

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but do you find her cute/beautiful?

name this Women's Thot Association player

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Swan/Boulter?

>That jaw

It's clearly Pooshart

Google search says Sabalenka

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The left looks like Sabalenka I have no idea who the right is maybe Fanny but I doubt they're friends

And Google search is right

instagram.com/p/BuOIpoGD72p/

God I’d love to scrap the poop out of their asshole.

Stefanos a winrar

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Accents are strange. And this reminded me of Owen Hargreaves.

Do you go alone to matches?

I want to go but I don't know anyone else who likes tennis

I only went to one tournament and I hated it because you sit in the sun all day. Night sessions are more expensive, but if I ever go again I'd do just that. And also yes I went alone. I ever talked to a girl there. It wasn't amazing and she didn't become my wife like in my fantasies when I actually talk to other people, but it wasn't awkward at all. Highlight of the tournament.

what was it? charleston seems very cosy, well from TV

also was it you who photo'd Kvitova in cafe from upper floors?

It was Miami last year. Saw hAlEp lose to Aga

Did you heard sex noices? Do you like gta vc?

Sitting in the sun doesn't bother me I do that in most baseball games but I don't know about going to a tennis match unless it was as empty at the New York Open

damn putaball

>albot
>evans
>djere
>faa
>tfw you barely know anything about them

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He can't fucking serve. Nice """""prodigy"""" you got there.Canada.

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>cheerleaders
>male ones as well

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do you think penko has tits? for some reason when i picture them all i see is the truffle shuffle kid from the goonies

kek true

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nice job

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What is the most based play style

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>Bernie had to retire because of dirty Mexican water
It’s not fare bros

Ded poormunity

Tennis channel has wtawesome again

BUSINESS IDEA: TENNIS ON SKATES

>Why are her breasts so big?
she's also literally wearing the maximum support possible to prevent flip flopping around, they're big for her frame but the support skews REALITY

For me, it's Justine.

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boris tier opinion

God the Oscars are terribad

which race bait title won?

Alternatively, Anna Ivanovic
Justine still #1 don't @ me IDC.

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lmaoooo I tried watching but it was so boring

But Ben you're people set the show

Still boring. At least Free Solo won

When will he save save tennis

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your just a fag schweinstaiger

Ana a cute, A CUTE

Why doesn’t tennis tv show doubles live

jo konta qt

...

100

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this

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>kontaposting

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The absolute state of Khachanov this year.

WTF I love Australia now

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>there are people whose job is to sit around and determine whether cartoons are racist or not
How do I get one?

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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

finally someone who is not me ssaw the resembleance!

are you too fan of konta and fan of dechy??? they are cute!

i also like katinka hozzu and highdiver girl fom ed bull high divint, they all look the smae, i guess i have a face type i like

Fred makes goos shots, but they really lack the power they used to have a few years algo.

Roger Federer

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Fedr

>Fraud alternating between a perennial top 10 player and a 2-week-old baked potato
I guess he's just really old

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So i looked up anti-doping measures in tennis and wow, just wow.
>usually no consequences for testing positive
>minimal testing for steroids
>basically no testing for HGH or EPO
>some countries (eg Spain) don't even cooperate
>only major busts have been completely by accident
>nobody has ever been caught using a steroid
>testing and sample retention done on ITA officials whims
>OC testing done by private employees
>most players tested minimally OC or not at all
>no consequences for refusing an OC test

Amazing. So it's probably safe to assume all of the top men and women are chemically enhanced, right?

Doesn't surprise me Wayne Odesnik didn't get banned for testing positive but for being dumb enough to bring HGH through Australian customs

you can see her pusy

>First seed out in first round

WTA is an absolute fucking joke and should be shut down immediately

>Losing to the world #578
It's a fucking scam desu

B-but they can't help it. It's the hormones.

It was qualifying desu. Still, women are poopy.

Should just let them all juice up to take on Serena

youtube.com/watch?v=gaseRC4k_Fo

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my version of a Murray song
youtube.com/watch?v=iiu-hAIHMDQ

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REMINDER: SERENA 'GORILLIAMS WILLIAMS' LITERALLY, UNIRONICALLY, HID IN A PANIC ROOM WHEN PED TESTERS SHOWED UP AT HER HOUSE

You read it here first anons.
Dubai is all a scam, everymatch is already decided cause Abdul wants to be remember as the 100th title of RF.
Its all a huge publicity stunt.

Coric will save us

>Puig will never sit on your face
Why even live?

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SEX WITH BEX

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>wins olympic gold
>doesn't win anything else

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Wouldn't even fuck that beast with someone else's dick

Actually, she's won 3 golds at the highly prestigious Central American and Caribbean Games

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Sakkari looks like she could handle herself in a pub carpark

What do you mean? She's extremely pretty. I bet you like asian girls like a little beta bitch.

Jesus christ, how is this one so thick and why is a hot woman playing sports? And most importantly, what's her name?

How do these tournaments make any money?

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Reckon Kamau Murray has banged Puig yet, lads?

Chink money or could just be a tax write off for them
>wta
Almost certainly

>BT not showing Boulter
Unpatriotic scum

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Who the actual fuck is Conny Perrin?

SAKKARI GETTING BRAPPED ON

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E B K B
B
K
B

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>getting brapped on
I wish that were me

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But that's not all!

quora .com/Is-Serena-Williams-on-steroids

not completely up to date, but that is what makes it even worse

KAM ON KATIE

KONVERT SAM FAKKIN MATCH POINTS

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Done

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When will they learn?

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*loses*

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Fuck's sake, Stan. I want to go to bed.

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Bullshit call desu senpai, match should be over

Oh well, justice was done in the end. Bedtime.

i think it may be money laundering
and grand slams too. because 50kk+ prize money fund seems like a bit too much,even for a grand slam

>Tiafoe
Useless lazy cunt, plodding around like he's shit in his shorts.

Is getting seeded a disadvantage?

Depends who you have to face

Are you a woman or not?

not

Then you will get seeded in the bung hole. You are German so that might be an advantage.

casey tier

youtube.com/watch?v=whpJ19RJ4JY
8 months later and she's still bitching about the umpire incident

Fuck fedelel hahahahaha

>it's another woke commercial uses ideologues to do the heavy lifting episode

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we need more tennis reaction memes

can someone post the one with nadal?

Tell me again how many titles he'll have at the end of the week

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still the same even if he wins becuase clay doesnt count

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this is the best tennis reaction meme

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>when people can't get your DEEP twits

>a challenger appears

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>can someone post the one with nadal?
This is the only one I know of

SEX WITH BEX

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>nadullposting

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>she has bracers

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youtube.com/watch?v=dO1rMeYnOmM

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I would understand if there were three objects but two objects will always form a straight line between themselves

Nadal is an object

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>shitlic

The labels need to line up exactly or his mum will die in her sleep

The point is that the line is in a 45° angle with the court's lines

are you as handsome as fucsovics?

>getting dabbed on by myson
what a meme player

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Is Coric already balding or is it just a shitty haircut

Heather Watson is complete and utter fucking trash. I hope she dies alone and unloved.

She's a national fucking embarrassment

Still would though

Much better, I don't have that shitty little pubestache

Bump

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>somehow '''injured''' his hand
I'm sure he'll make a full recovery by the time dirt season comes around

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Does that mean kyrGOAT gets a W/o

Post a better looking milf challenge

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cute couple. much better match than 'dull and 10sca

Can non-white women ever have pretty face though

White women are trash

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Wow boris open your mind to the rest of the world, a lot of qt’s out there

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>posts a mixed woman with white facial features

>this is an elite hacker
Just like my Bond movies where the nuclear physicist is Denise Richards.

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What will Federer do when his entire fan base gets nuked?

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>nuclear physicist is Denise Richards
Don’t remind me that was ever a thing

Meme

>youtube.com/watch?v=BRga61vv_4k
krinsch

>Nishitkori up 1st

Boooooriiiiiing

>indo-pakistani shenanigans
>how surprising
Why does Federror have so many pajeet fans anyway? Can't say I've noticed the same for other players.

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This lanklet is destroying Nishi

Literally only because he’s famous and a winner
>no chinks
>no pajeet

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What an absolute chokejob

Go and stay go, Kei

>Shittykori

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but why

it's raining

who /women's soccer/ fan here

did you notice how ALL MUTTS LOOK THE SAME? Not only skin colour and hair structure , but facial features! Really, all female and all male mutts look very very the same

Literally NO DIVERSITY

STOP IT
SAVE DIVERSITY

Just fucking kill yourself, you autistic cunt.

Literally nobody

That's the same woman, Boris

go to and ask for tom

>ywn be her brother

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>Literally nobody
it CARO!

how dont you know?

i see

kill yourself mutt

Whiter than you, you subhuman slav filth.

>ywn be her other brother

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She has to pull double duty since their other sister died.

is she more of a dp or skewer type of gal

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one more theme has been found
youtube.com/watch?v=9D-QD_HIfjA

LET'S GO VERDASCO

More like LELdarsco amarite

>fred

youtube.com/watch?v=yNje3jfYLl4

fernando que asco

I cry everytime

F

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don't do it verdaschoke
don't let fedora win

>come home from work
>Federror at it again
No one will save us from DWL19

No point to the existence of players like Verdasco

Natural born bottler

Is Fedr, dare I say, the most beloved tennis player of all time?

Damn. I could understand getting them reduced, but... damn.....

GOAT

>verdaschoke
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>old man loses to very old man
Sad!

Why is this thread so popular?

tennis generals became a thing since 2017 when Fedr started winning again. And now that his third youth is over and DWL is in full force again, shit’s deader than the post-wimbly clay series.

waifuposting and bettors

Caro G will be in Strasbourg! :3

Jules G will be in Nurnberg!

Are they patriotic?
any schedules?

>berdshit
Coric will save us from the old man

>6-1
>1-6
Am I watching the WTA?

just birdshit

waifufags and michael

Federer is old
No on likes watching Djokovic win except some serbs
next Gen is utter shit
WTA is a joke

>Zverev is going to be no. 2 soon
Worst timeline

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>ZWL
pls no

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>it's a "basilashvili wins another 500" episode
Getting real tired of this season

I have no idea. There's hardly ever any discussion in these threads. It's always tennis players' tweets and WTA waifus.

It's just comfy, innit

Tbf I only post twitter screencaps when there's nothing on and the thread is about to die but I still think we have fun comfy discussions when matches are on

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Milkies are fun to post

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>That WTA feel

youtube.com/watch?v=gaseRC4k_Fo

And also milker related pics

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Haddad Maia's a big grill

Both matches start with back to back breaks

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>The poverty-ridden favela of Sloane Stephens

Good job I made money on the footy earlier, or I might be more pissed off at her being so fucking garbage.

>lightning return and actual movement
>4 aces in a row on his service game
Has jizzner ascended to his final form

>World #4

WTA rankings are a joke

I actually think that's sweat dripping off her body/head, dude.

based stevo

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Alri lads
Did uae bro ever come back?

He's dead, Dave

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Smeg
Shan’t be returning to this general until the french open then
Go well lads

>del kneetro
Will he ever be healthy?

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Puig getting CHINKED

F

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Who the chink

E B J K

Yafan Wang. Puig retired at 1-4 anyway.

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She cute?

Meh

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>Tiafoe
What the fuck you doing, nigga?

Will ferrer do the job to zverev or will he go over

>Sofia Anna "Sonya" Kenin (/ˈsoʊniə ˈkɛnJn/ SOH-nee-ə KEN-in;[1] born November 14, 1998 in Moscow) is an American professional tennis player

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Most punchable face in world sport

Tiafoe? More like TiafOH NO NO NO NO

looooool

ARGIE MANLET GETTING BTFO!

WHEN WILL THEY LEARN!?

SACCN

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EBCN!

MANLETS NEVER FUCKING LEARN!

Look at me, I’m Nadal. Could I BE receiving anywhere further from the baseline?

Nobody likes you, Chandler

It’s like he is recieving on clay how far he is standing back, can hardly see his head

Opponents should try that stealth drop serve more against this balding faggot.

Nice underarm serve. Kyrgios is really entertaining against the big 3 + wawrinka.

fug

wots this bullshit

Aussie trying to cheat. Nothing new

>chokedal

the city of rafa

Fuck Rafa, fuck mexicunts, and fuck claypipo.

BASED KYRGOAT

BASED GOAT

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Kyrgoaaaaaat

More like Nadal cheating by delaying the server on a crucial point. The server dictates the pace unless he's taking an unreasonably short amount of time.

The crowd was still noisy m8.

Don't like KyrWOAT, but
>Nadul
kek

Watching KyrGOAT even though I should be studying

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Tennis is an amazing game, look at the score.
3-6 7-6 7-6
Nadal didnt got broken.
Rafa won 121 points agains 111 from nick.
The only main stat where kyrgios went better than the spaniard was in aces, and winners (but kyrgios had way more Unforced Errors than winners, while rafa had lesser errors than winner)
Definately the better player didn't win.
Kyrgios was clutch as fuck, what a star.

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Hahahah fuck women. Tfw WTGay will be abolished in your lifetme

>chokes
>gets salty afterwards

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Hurkacz is underrated

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*ahem*

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Why does womens tennis extremely popular, having no problems attracting fans and crowds yet every other female sport struggles?

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Because we have a good shot at their butt

Leeching of of the men’s tournaments by having “joint events”

1. Tennis is a sport for a clientele of above average high purchasing power.

2. It's easier to connect the women's event to the men's event which are the driving power behind the high attandence than team sport like football.

There are still other sports - maybe I should say "sports" - that shows the same characteristics like golf because it follows the same pattern.

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fuck nadal and fuck foxposting people

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I wanna licki and sticky my dicki in Debicki

Fuck Nadal and why did it take so long for someone to finally learn to serve underhand \to him?

twitter.com/doublefault28/status/1100977416208609280

Tbf you can only do it once

Coping this hard
mobile.abc.net.au/news/2019-02-28/nick-kyrgios-beats-rafael-nadal-before-spaniard-lashes-aussie/10859574?pfmredir=sm
>"He's a player who has enormous talent, could be winning grand slams or fighting for the number one ranking," Nadal said in Spanish.

>"He lacks respect for the crowd, his opponent and towards himself."

>He went on to say: "I don't think he's a bad guy, but he lacks a little respect for the public and the rival."

SEETHING

never like the 'dull. he's till right on this one though.

>Monfees up 1st

Time to nap

guys I think I unironically would Haddad Maia

She and women like Sabalenka are ideal wife material for Chad sons. Just go to prozzies for some cheeky petite girl action on the side

>saying this when KyrGOAT shows up against you after tanking to Radu Albot

>184cm
>actual amazon fetish

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>not liking tall women

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snoo snoo ok just don't want to die

>2019
>not appreciating a snusnufu

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thank you based kyrGOAT for once again saving tennis

On any other point Nadal would not have stopped the serve

dont even know the rules of tennis, how much did i fuck up?

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BLACKED

I have literally no idea what any of those betting stats are when they get posted

>womens tennis extremely popular, having no problems attracting fans and crowds

kek

>and what an exciting match of womens tennis today, just ask the fan

>Ah yes, very excite. Me like very much

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good night tennis

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YOUR SPORT IS FUCKING GAY TABLE TENNIS IS MUCH BETTER

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night la

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Hesse? Yesse!

It's a shame she's so terrible.

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I must I must I must increase my bust

>sissypas
truly the greek memerev

sensations: undernourished

>hurkacz

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Fred looking his age today

A PLO PLO PLO PLO PLO PLO PLO PLO PLO PLO PLO PLOOOOOOOOOO

FEDGOAT

Break

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Carina bump

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Debreak

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nah, thanks already own a fridge

>implying this isn't a 10/10 legs

Your standards are weird
Legs like that are common at every public pool.

>rain in the desert

>that fatass

RUINED

>cum jets
What did he mean by his?

GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT

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>Nikoloz

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denk ze dat Kiki een TOPPER is? Ik denk zo.

This general is fucking dead
It's time to definitely end it

>Kanepi

ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITTER CHOKING CUNT!

I'M NOT MAD YOU'RE MAD!

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>Leading 4-1
>Serving to take a 5-1 lead
>Choke
>Losing 4-5

I unironically hate women

>Boric won
RIP Fraud's corpse that somehow managed to make it this far

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HAHAHAHA SHE CHOKED THE FUCKING TIE-BREAK TOO!

WOMEN TOTALLY DESERVE EQUAL PAY! HAHAHAHA!

Reminder to not bet on women’s tennis

New op pic should be this

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Nadal is right though he'll probably withdraw before the end of the tournament

based GOAT

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>Konta

Useless Aussie cunt

> all I’m hearing is SEETH

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Djokovic tier

>The absolute state of "British" women's """tennis"""

At least he embraces it

Only took just over a week to hit 500. /tennis/ is alive and well

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