The biggest rivaly in college basketball is about to start
The biggest rivaly in college basketball is about to start
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An epic 5 month rivalry before the draft
Also this
literally who?
WHY IS ZION STILL PLAYING
REST DONT GET HURT SIGN FOR THAT 200 MILLY SHOE DEAL
Fuck why wasn't the title submited
i wonder what its like to play in a game where there is one CLEARLY SUPERIOR player in based Zion even when you yourself are a top tier D1 athlete
do you get discouraged by realizing you will never be able to compete ay anywhere near that level of play?
Gonna go for the national title and play for the Knicks
at this point hes guaranteed 150 million if he doesnt get hurt, surely guys at this level have huge insurance tax free payouts right?
if im Zion im paying 5 million for 100m if im not drafted in the 1st rd/dont get at least a 50m shoe deal
You either get hyped for the challenge or you fold
>amateur apehoop
>It's okay for Zion to play in NCAA but if I play NBA 2k19 online with a 7ft2 99 OVR center with 99 Speed, I'm the asshole.
Yeah okay.
>implying dook isn't paying Zion more than his rookie deal will be
To be fair he's 6'6
Hey its obama
>Zion
Someone this big should not move that fast.
based Griffey
goddamn Sean May gained some weight lol
>Obama
Liberals get out reeeeee
shitload of celebs.
>Tickets averaging $2,600, 2nd only to the Super Bowl
>some dude from Seattle spent $10,000 for him and his family
zion is smaller than blake griffin. you think he's gonna man handle nba players?
THE SWEETEST SWING OF ALL TIME
based as fuck for sure, hes still cool as hell
>Spending 10k to take your family to a baskeball game at colleges they'll never attend in a desperate attempt to get them to respect you as a father.
and down he goes
Zion already hurt
lel meme game already
assploded shoe
holy shit what kind of chink shoes was he wearing
Oh jeez, he fucking blew up his left shoe and grabbed his right knee
Press F for Zion's shoe
i told you motherfuckers, why the shit is he still playing
whoever told him to do thsi should be arrested and charged
ZION DEAD
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
Must suck being an actual alumni to one of these teams and not being able to get a ticket because of that price tag
HOLDING ONTO HIS KNEE
HOLDING ONTO HIS KNEE AND DOWN
UNC covert operatives sabotaged that shoe
GG
>CHINESE SHOES
NO NO NO NO NO
This is the number one team?
ACL TORE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
OH NO NO NO
He broke his shoe!
>heading to the locker room
Hope Dukes is paying him well
we can only hope
I bet Jordan paid someone to give Zion faulty shoes
>dook living off memechucking
white will have a whopping 0 points 2 rebounds tonight
DUKE SHUKE
Coby White will take this UNC team as far as he can take them
just put a silverback in there to replace zion
OH NO NO NO NO
Duke pulls their one white guy off the floor
cumskins BTFO
People paid thousands of dollars to watch Zion play one minute.
Does Duke wear Jordans?
>all those thousands spent specifically to see Zion in person
kek nice work, user
Duke is a fucking Nike school and probably have been trying to court Zion since he was 12. Get him the best shoes possible.
Reddit for 3
like 90% of the Duke students are Asian kek
Carolina still has their white guy and they are winning
based chinese sweatshop kids getting their revenge
do students get free tickets?
Biggest scam of all time
one white guy and 9 blacks
boner alert
the chinese child that sewed those shoes is fucking dead.
SKEEEUUUUPPP
their white guy is better Duke's white guy
they just threw the equipment trainer off the roof
>all these geico commercials I used to hate coming back to haunt me again
what a faggot
Nope. Jordan is gonna give him some extra cigarettes for making it happen
this is unfair, if Zion is out then need to delay the game until he is ready to play again
the game barely started, just replay it when hes prepped up
Lel
zion should have skipped college
Seriously, "best of" my ass. Where the fuck is "bowling cavemen"? Or "dogs chasing cats"?
Duke vs NorCal
1 vs 2
nig vs nog
where were you when Nike lost a generational talent sponsor and hundreds of millions of dollars on live national television?
I love that we're supposed to pretend Zion and all these other freshman hoopers at Duke could even pass 1 Duke course, let alone 3-4 per semester
uhh guys duke is gonna still win right?
I think they are nikes but I'm sure Jordan made some arrangements with old buddy knight
reminder he sacrificed his family for this Tar Heels W and is based
Nobody will care t b h -- benefit of the doubt. It might be crushing for Adidas or Puma or New Balance but not Nike
He's making more at Duke than he would have overseas.
yeah 2nd half duke shenanigans
>tfw when you're an NBA scout and the fucking Sacramento Kings make you fly out to NC when you could have been spending time with your family to watch Zion.
>he gets hurt 30 seconds into the game.
Duke = zoomer team
UNC is the thinking man's choice
I tutored during college and the tutors that "helped" athletes told me they read & write at literally 5th and 6th grade level. Compared to Duke students they're basically retards
Biggest fan desu
>your employer gives you an all expenses-paid trip to watch an incredible sporting event
>all you have to do while you're there is acknowledge that good players are good and tall
Cry me a fucking river
I don't think that's the case with these two schools
based
>
to be fair, they ain't come here to play school
>all expenses paid
>Sacramento Kings
pick one.
When I went to UNC we got free tickets. Had to wait in line for fucking ever though starting at 5am
>Another Zaxby's commercial when Zaxby's isn't even in my state.
if anything zion has a pulled hammy. should be good by the 4th quarter
I don't think the one and done guys even need to pass any courses
If you wouldn't fuck this negress, you are a faggot idc if you're racist
i think you have to maintain a 2.0 in the fall semester, then you can withdraw a few weeks into the spring then play out the year
>Obama supports both teams
Gay
They only need to pass the fall semester. You don't have to finish the spring semester.
Ah I couldn't remember exactly how it worked
Would you call a player that goes to school for a semester and a half an alumni?
they take like gender studies and other fluff courses
When I was in high school, had a top 100 recruit on our team. I think he was in the mid 90's on Rivals. I'm suprised he could even get his shoes on the right feet.
He eventually transfered out of Arizona State for being Academically ineligible.
Absolute madlad
they don't even have a pick and are battling for the 8th seed. why would any franchise shell out for these tickets these pricy anyways. you just keep spouting retarded statement after retarded statement
the absolute fucking state of Dook
imagine not even being 70 years old and already having gray hair
For marketing purposes, yes
This Luke dude is great, what a fucking dime bounce pass
KU fan (GOAT program) here. I can't wait for both these teams to miss the tournament next year after their precious freshman fuck off.
based white boy
the hero we need right now
KU fan here too.
This team sucks, I can't wait til they don't make it out of the first weekend.
Can't fucking boxout without Zion
BLOCKED
>nba franchises paying for tickets
Schools give them for free, you really think good players would play for a school were scouts can't show up for games whenever they want
Where's Tyler Hansborough? Is he injured?
Zion definitely damaged more than his shoe.
>tfw had a .4 my first semester in college
Could not get out of bed before 2 PM
>the jewish ghetto of Dook's defensive rebounding
i wouldn't know about the most exclusive game of the year desu
obviously they do it for other games but students were sitting out in tents for a month just to get tickets.
there are no other hotter tickets
China
How mad are the ESPN people that the best player in this game has been some chubby white dude who gets rebounds and only shoots layups?
DUDE ZION IS THE NEXT JORDAN LMAO
ABSOLUTELY MASTERFUL PLAYING BY ZION ON THE BENCH THIS GAME, LOOK AT HOW MUCH IT RESEMBLES JORDAN WHEN HE WAS RESTING IT OUT!
Well you're wrong just to let you know
Maye is an honorary nigga tho
Zion ain't comin back, kiddos
okay, I wouldn't be surprised just to let you know
>Zion out rest of the night
money down the drain
ZION WILL NOT RETURN
>Zion not coming back
Oh shit
twitter.com
>UPDATE: Zion Williamson will not return. Knee.
shiiiiieeeet
>Zion killed
Duke looks like absolute trash without Zion
they cant do shit besides jack bad 3s, and they arent a good shooting team
they might lose by 30 lmao, are they even a top 20 team if Zion is out for the year?
>Yes We Can
god what a shitshow
F Zion's ACL
Because you're a retard
Fluff or not, if you read and write at elementary level, it's physically impossible for you to keep up in a real Duke course. Standard week in 1 fluff course at Duke would be to read half of a college-level book then, write a 500 word summary, pass a quiz on it
You're talking about physical retards who couldn't wrote ONE fucking college level sentence. Who've never finished a book in their life
Zion's gotta shut down, can't risk anymore of that money
>espin spends trillions trying to hype a whogivesafuckIhaven'tevenmadeabracketyet regular season game
>only player anyone can name is killed 2 seconds in and his team proceeds to get btfo
You're surly when you're drunk
thanks for letting me know
>this kills the duke
>wrote
>"""""""'#1"""""""" Team jobbing as soon as they lose a single player
I love years when ESPN overhypes Duke, it always ends up like this.
feels like UNC's losing steam
oh fugg
duke getting hot
Goes to Duke because Nike offers 100k more than Adidas, have career ended because their product is a shitshow and lose out on 200 mil
Nice
Time for Barrett and Cam to show why they were so hyped
>Tanking your NBA draft status by bricking threes 2k19
name my band
Shit didn't even look that bad. Can't imagine it's as dire as people are making it out to be.
Does duke not have at least one senior transfer that's a big for bench depth?
they keep bricking, 2 defensive plays isn't getting hot
Seriously the worst 3pt missed possible, skeet shooting off the fucking rim like a bunch of jackasses
i am an /nba/ elitist
Blusian Man Group
Weeb and the Chinks
Sup
Cyclops and the chinks
the Squints
The Dean's Lisp
>tfw waited until 3AM to watch the game and zion is kill on his very first touch
1st half isn't over and they're already making excuses for Duke. "Zion got hurt so they can't shoot 3s anymore lol"
So even though Zion is "out". Could Coach K pull some Vince McMahon shit where they play his entrance music and he comes out the tunnel with 2 minutes left?
"No"
I actually don't see Zion going on to have a productive NBA career, I think he's going to end up like Glen Davis and have a few years of productivity and once people figure his game out he'll be a bench player for the rest of his career.
Blue Devils coming back
Guy with the afro fucking SUCKS
Get him off the floor
>Zion will not return
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
IT'S ME AUSTIN
Holy shit all these dudes suck ass. Are there not any meme Euro prospects this year? Cuz I wouldn't draft any college player ngl
K held him out for an entire game after he got poked in the eye. He doesn't fuck around with injuries.
let's go chinstrap
refball
idiot
Nice finish there, Dook
Sekou Doumbouya. Discount French Giannis
DUNKED THE FUCK OUT
>that sequence
The fuck
Native french name
20 more minutes of ESPN suck off fucking Zion on a game he didn't even play in
somebody needs to gas these announcers
Duke is shook
What a bunch of busts
Ah, Sekou Doumbouya. Almost as French as Jean-Luc la Pierre
UNC
>team play
>taking good shots
>team D
Duke
>memechucking
>highlight hunting
>no help D
Nah it's mostly shit this year, 2020 and 2021 looking much better though
Barrett is gonna be Canadian Derozan if he doesn't get his head on straight. And Cam will be American Wiggins.
*makes halftime adjustments*
Coach K's about to tear those boys a new asshole
god I wish that were me
I can't discount that
...on his toupee because it's crooked
Probably a plot by Obama since Zion is a Trump supporter. This reeks of something insidious.
This Luke Maye dood looks pretty good so I googled a mock draft but he wasn't anywhere there. His stats seem alraight, 14 ppg and 10 rpg. Any reason he won't be drafted?
based and pumapilled
He’s a senior definitely going to the G league at most maybe he’ll get drafted by the suns
The NBA doesn't like white guys.
Got em
old, white
Nike on suicide watch
older and not crazy athletic. i like his game too tho
He's a 6'6, unathletic big who doesn't play defense and can't score if he's being guarded by someone bigger than him. Yurop or China will love having him.
kek. nice dubs
Why is our (Duke) math department so shit lads?
Going to Publix, yall need anything?
>they deleted their tweet
who cares? just leave it up.
A meatball sub
>obligatory “UNC’s is better”
can you check on the status of my job app?
extra small condoms
Is this Zion Williamson's divine punishment for betraying his home for Duke bag money?
Boar's Head Italian pub sub
Dolan on suicide watch!
Rat
He never woulda got injured if he was wearing under armor shoes like he was supposed to.
Harris Teeter products
Chicken tender sub and a coke please my man
huehuehuehue
alex o'connell is not a basketball player
and then tongue them
I like their products but the stores are dirty
you must be new to college bball
there goes the number 1 seed....
Nah. they got bought out by Kroger. Fuck em
Yes the very much so fucking are
>Source: worked there for two years
Luke Maye is gonna end up a 2-way contract with the Spurs, and likely will end up a full-time player for them with in a year or 2.
You scum couldnt even clean Coach Krzyzewski's boots. Be gone
based
>tfw I want to turn this game off but i don't want to miss another 25 point comeback by Duke
I hate kroger as much as the next guy but they haven’t lost their identity from that merger yet
Can't believe his magic worked
They have in what they pay now.
how awesome would it be if Zion decides to shut it down for the rest of the season and Barrett and Reddish follow suit?
>Zion babbies making a 25 pt comeback without him
lmao sorry you have to work for them. I jumped shit a year ago when it got real bad
who this?
There would be so much rioting
Same actually lol. They were good leverage into the next job though because people still think highly of Teeter
is #15 on Duke sick? why does he look like that?
Getting fucking smoked. And ESPN will talk more about Zion and how valuable he is.
Reddish keep shurting himself the more he plays, he looks straight bad. Barrett is smooth as hell though, and Zion should have stopped playing weeks ago when he was guaranteed #1.
duke is legitimately fucking unranked without zion
Duke getting BTFO.
it would end college basketball
>zion injured 2 minutes in
and there goes my motivation to watch college basketball
en.m.wikipedia.org
This guy. He was all over the news in nc during the incident
Barrett can score enough against pleb teams to keep them in the top 20 or so, but this isnt an elite 8 team in any way if Zion is hurt or just leaves college like he should
Let's not get carried away now
killed his pregnant wife and two daughters recently.
there's viral bodycam footage of him getting caught by his neighbor as the cops and them watch home surveillance video of him carrying out their bodies to his truck
been plastered all over Yea Forums
Embarrassing, two top 5 picks can’t get anything going
Can one of you lads post the censored pixelated version of this?
>Obama comes to watch Duke
>Duke Bluepills chant yes we can
>Zion goes down immediatly
Trump curse strikes again
ever heard of Tyler Hansbrough? IMO the greatest UNC player of all time. He broke Phil Ford's scoring record, he won a NC, he was undefeated at Dook, etc. Don't anyone argue with me because I'm not having it. Sure Jordan was more athletic but no one brought it for four years like Tyler.
Tyler fucking dominated college bball for 4 years and was drafted fairly high but never took off because he can't play the hyper nig ball the NBA is known for. Luke Maye isn't even in the same league as Tyler so no wonder he is not highly considered by NBA
Watch this hightlight of Tyler.
nike stockmarket will be very very low tomorrow
Is it bad that I binged the bodycam and court footage a few months ago
>According to ABC News contributor and former FBI agent Brad Garrett, people responsible for killing their families tend to be white males in their thirties.
thanks wikipedia that was informative to the case
He apperently is a fan of both teams
Is Chris Watts /ourguy/?
not at all. true crime is fascinating.
>even worse after halftime
Coach K is a fraud
Might be the worst acting job I’ve ever seen, I loved how it all fell apart at his neighbor’s
Would unirinically and enthusiastically smash
fuck if this keeps up with the Rat explode and go insane? I've been waiting for that for 25 years.
Psycho T was so annoying
>a fucking gopro reporter
watched a vid last night that picked apart everything unnatural he did. like when the cops called him and said his wife might be injured in the house and is not responding.
normally husbands will tell the cops to kick down their door immediately. Chris said he would drive back home and unlock the door for them lol
why is the Little bust guy for North Carolina so bad? Like he can barely get on the court and is straight bad when hes out there, all american LMAO
he was another token white boi that won fancy awards but didn't have enough talent to play at a professional level. UNPee is littered with them, just like Zeller etc.
Link? I think I know what channel it is on and didn’t like the douchy narration by that “analyst” (only talked about the obvious stuff)
to gays like you
blame the NBA for not being able to utilize him
lel he was supposed to be #7 or higher in the lotto draft this year
2k19 truly the shittiest NBA prospect pool of all time
youtube.com
it probably is the one you're thinking of. I'm still new to the case so everything is interesting regardless of quality to me
>hyper nig ball
you mean sound basketball at the highest level?
Based Roy sabotaging his freshmen to make them stay another year. National champs 2020
You stupid MOTHERFUCKER! he played at the greatest BBALL uni of all time (OK, one of the greatest) and broke so many records I can't even count them. You are an unintelligent and jealous faggot nigger
or I can blame the huwhite roleplayer gym rat for playing in a meme offense conference then flaming out in the pros
Kennard and Allen will also be gone before their rookie contracts are up, it's not a UNC-exclusive problem
kek
This white boy on Duke is trash lol
t. methhead jethro that doesn't even have a GED but calls others Walmart fans
he's an aussie
this. incidentally, it's also the NFL's fault that Kaepernick wasn't more effective throughout his entire career.
Dude only showed up for the AAU and showcase games this time last year, rising up the ranking boards. Dude is incredibly raw and years away from being anything.
all whites are an embarrassment and I'm glad that between My President and that racist statue being taken down, Durham and Orange counties are finally joining us here in the future
i heard you pooped your pants in high school
which month is March Madness?
Get it to ten
sound basetball
niggers jumping real high
kek
Tuesday
April
february apparently
how could you have heard that if you dropped out before junior year Cletus?
Every 4 years.
I bet Roy Williams himself swapped out Zion's shoes while nobody was looking. Gave him some chink nike ripoffs, and they sure as hell ripped off. What a cheating bastard.
My goodness, Zion's greatest impact was making sure his teammates weren't this fucking garbage on defense.
based Bad Boy Roy
>white "people"
UNC basketball players of note in the NBA since 2000:
>Harrison Barnes
>Marvin Williams?
>
>uhhh
>no good black coaches
>sound basketbal
ahahaha
Danny Green
Yea that’s the one, it’s actually better than I remembered. Resumed where I stopped, gonna watch the rest as the basketball is over.
unc's really lucky they don't play in the nba I guess
Raymond Felton
Ty Lawson
3 NCAA championships since 2000 fag. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
is Duke is the #1 school for WMAF?
((Duke))
Was this shoe thing literally Nike taking a knee?
refs are garbage
lmao at anyone who spent thousands of dollars to go to this
Nice handles lmao
Probably UCLA because there aren't enough male Chads at Duke to capitalize
>thicc azns
wtf
Lmao UNC getting the turnovers off their turnovers
Maybe if these Dook fans boo harder their team will play better.
>asians
My dog has enough squeak toys. I don't need another around here.
Why do college teams jack 3s? No one can hit them
>Nova is shit
>Kansas is shit
>Duke exposed as fuck
>Kentucky very beatable
>UNC very beatable
finally a year with some interesting tourney implications
last few FF had a token meme representative but the main faggots were still in the mix up until then
I would say berkley
Obozo is there. He cursed Dook
Missing a 3 is better than turning the ball over.
>nobody has ever seen a shoe explode like that before
I'd bet most people have
Coach Gay
72 years old
no gray hair
kek
I've seen this happen MULTIPLE times, shoes break in the NBA basically every year. Bilas is just memeing Zion too hard, and he doesnt even need help hes GOAT enough by himself
Hope Tennessee or Gonzaga wins
Great second half adjustments there Shushefsky
Dook Vitale in cardiac arrest
Obama curse.
Shit game, Zion hurt early, hype not met, blow out, etc..
no it's not it's the same result. Stop wasting your possessions on shots they can't hit and go for the high percentage 2. Meme chuck only works when you're a good shot.
It wont sell well because it's ahead of it's time with that price but fuck me bros, that Galaxy Fold is sex
ESPN is like the MSNBC of sports. they opening suck K's cock so this must be hard for them to swallow
UVA will win the NCAA tourney, cap this
No way
Lol
Obama ain't tryna catch traffic.
>Obama clearing out early
He's one of those guys
>it's the same result
It's not. A turnover means the other team gets a dunk, a missed three means the other team gets to miss a three or turn the ball over.
>go for the high percentage 2
this gets you a charge, lrn2 college basketball
Is there any athletic shoe company that doesn't make their shit out of chinesium?
DOOK BTFO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LMFAO
FUCK YOU RICH FAGS
RAT DESTROYED
>sound basketball
>nba
Imagine needing surgery because your shoe explodes.
>All those sad Duke fans
LOL
oboma ordered the deep state to take Zion out. Can't let another nigga outdo him.
Smells like an early Dook exit in here.
as we speak Brad H. and Brad S. are sprinting autistically across a rain-drenched campus to mingle in a public street for hours before heading home at 2 am
but Duke is the pathetic student body
Just got done dropping a big stinky Duke, guys.
Petition to change “Coach K. Court” to “Luke Maye Court @ Hansbrough Indoor Stadium”
Anyone see that guys dick?
13 of the last 19 my paper class friend :^)
Looks like Zion's knee after wearing Nike's.
>Implying Dillon's isn't goat tier
>The managers specials all over getting steals on everything you need
what was he even trying to do anyways. not like he could hit a turnaround fade away from near the top of the key anyways
WHY DIDNT ZION AND HIS PEOPLE LISTEN TO THE NBA GREATS TELL HIM TO SIT IT DOWN AND JUST WAIT FOR THE FUKKEN DRAFT...THEY ALL SAW THIS HAPPENING
Glad I don't own any Nike stock.
because duke paid him off to play. maybe not direct cash but a house or a car or something
IM BURNING ALL OF MY NIKE GEAR IN TWO YEARS
STILL NOT WORTH A MAX CONTRACT IN 4 YEARS
I heard they showed a player's dick on live TV. Whose was it?
And dook showing their ass for all to see. Today was a good day.
I didn't see and dicks so I can't say
>duke btfo
>nike btfo
>zion btfo
what a based day
almost as good as that day 11 jews got btfo and dave roberts got btfo by trump kek
> people paid 2500 to see Zion for 36 seconds
>Obama prob had to drop like 20 G donation to get in
Classic
I wake up and all I hear is that a shoe chewed him out, wtf happened?
...
ouch
obama makes hundreds of thousands of dollars giving "speeches" basically cashing in on political favors he did while president
this guy is 125kg and constantly jumping and placing extreme stress on his knees and ankles
in the NBA only Boban is heavier and he plays about 10 min a game
how can you blame the shoes? this was obviously going to happen
he should shut it down the rest of the year. even miss the meaningless ncaa tournament
benis :DDDDDDDDD
Kentucky eh? Let's consult the chart...
wut
based and redpilled account
wtf I'm a Big Baller now
>Auburn fans God tier
This was clearly made by an Auburn fan
As a neutral guy from North Carolina that has been on every SEC campus except Arkansas and Miss St I would consider Auburn fans pretty damn pompous for what their history is. It's like how Georgia fans think they are Alabama but have Vandy's trophy case.
based
lel
>Vandy's trophy case.
Vandy has a trophy case?