/mls/ general - 2019 PRE-SEASON edition iii (feat. /wog/ + /ayy/)

>I need a boring letter crest, but not bold like Atlanta’s
>oh and make it resl ugly and a bunch of lines
>say no more senpai

Also it should look like a Yield sign. Don’t ask me to explain this.

BASADO

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Get DOOP'd on, DC Poonited

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Reminder to watch our league

>fall to spring season
>playing regular season games in November and February
>fully participate in the international transfer market

>NISA
>participate in the international transfer market
Where are they going to get players from? The Lithuanian 7th division? Is there a professional league in Vanuatu?

NO

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win 1(one) CCL game cunts

Aww yeah.

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we'll have a 'general' that dies after 20-odd posts and you're going to like it.

>tfw you have an okay but largely forgettable mascot
ehh

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Fuck no, even /ayy/ only got in under protest, and quite frankly I'm still pissed off about it.

KICKOFF PLEASE

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Timbers fans are such betas, i was just at the preseason game in Tucson and they were quiet the entire time even as they heavily outnumbered us Phoenix fans who may have been yelling disparaging things at their team

t. Wog

Even if they were high as fuck, they were raised in a kind and giving liberal community where they know better than to make fun of retards.

>preseason

28th for J-League

t. Lachlan from Yarra on vacation

woah that's so cool, wait I just checked and why isn't Phoenix listed on the regular season schedule?

do they not have a team yet?
do you fucking Zonie rats not a have team? Is that true? Such useless fucking wastes of land and empty golf courses that you didn't even have a pro team? Shut the fuck up you saguaronigger and never post in this general until there is an MLS team within 500 miles of your miserable flyover shithole existence

t.reeeee

Struck a nerve did I? Jesus Christ...

>soon

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youtube.com/watch?v=b1z4JfxFb6c

FUCK canpl and FUCK canadians

Fucking go off king.

that's just bullying of the average american

was trying to find out who will be representing (us) at the 2019 Universiade, ended up looking up who got sent in 2017, and check these names:
>Payden Stanley Pemberton
>Tanner Guy Whitworth
>Christian Dane Tobler
>Taylor Ephraim Fankhauser

Guess which "University" sent these crew-cut, clean shaven dipshits

:3
frens?

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Mike Conti is a great guy. Professionally, anyway

>C C L

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>that 28 year old Boomer prospect
he just needs a second chance

>fatlanta
Cringe

Faber?

I can recall /mls/ joking about Payden Pemberton at the time

would not be surprised if he is playing for a CanPL team by now

MLS has a birb team da Loons, and next year is going to have HERRONS.

Forward Madison Flamingos to MLS when

>SOUN

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>HerediANO

What team has the most right wing fan base?

Every thread?

DC United

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Probably either Real Salt Lake (overwhelmingly white, mormon area) or New England (patrotic name and atmosphere)

DERS aren't looking too good in preseason laddie

NYCFC

DCU just released their new away shirt and you'll NEVER GUESS WHAT COLOUR IT IS

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LAFC is fucking atrocious

Why are half of them designed to look wrinkled, dirty, and/or damaged?

to match the description of the league's players

>NEWS: New York Red Bulls Transfer Anatole Abang to Nantong Zhiyun FC

Dynamic energy themed jersey

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when you think of the Dynamo, think of Cancer! (tm)

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In fairness if everyone jas a white and a colored jersey, there womt ever be color confusion/game time Jersey issues

That's easily managed by just having a significantly different colour for the alternate shirt though. The substantial majority of teams in Europe manage it fine. If anything this just creates issues with teams like Vancouver or LA where white is the home colour.

>Portland
>not a flyover tier city
What did he mean by this?

FREE DERRICK JONES

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Pozuelo's Genk is currently choking in the Europe League against a Czech team

>be american
>get confused by colors

Fate and destiny collide

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Doops have too many strikers.

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DJones is a CM

Including Miami, Nashville, and Austin, what seven teams do you get rid off to make the league an even 20 teams? I’d get rid of:
>Austin FC
>Real Salt Lake
>San Jose Earthquakes
>Minnesota United
>Cincinnati FC
>Columbus Crew
>Atlanta United

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The three Canadian teams
Austin
Salt Lake
NYCFC
Nashville

For me, it's the San Bernardino Aztecs

The three Canadian teams
Borelando
Resv
Colorado Crapids
Fake Salt Lake

Also, remove Austin and add /ourguys/ Forward Madison

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CAM AWM U FAWKIN TREE

>tfw no qtpi NWSL gf

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*BOOM BOOM BOOM*

CAWM ON YOU TURTLES

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SKC head coach Peter Vermes claimed on Kansas City radio that MLS is "gonna go to 40" teams eventually.

thebluetestament.com/2019/2/21/18233357/peter-vermes-on-mls-expansion-were-going-to-go-to-40-teams-in-mls-sporting-kc

So what are your thirteen teams user?

blessed thot

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What does she mean by this?

this is the max imaginative they will get
I think it would be smart to start adding northern teams since that's where people in Florida, Texas, and SoCal will start heading soon, but I don't think anyone at MLS is that smart

Calgary Vaqueros
[California Central Valley City] FC
Vegas Wild or some shit
Phoenix Rising
San Antonio Aztecas
St. Louis United
Madison SC

Detroit City
Louisville FC
Tampa Bay Rowdies (after the franchise is destroyed by a hurricane in the 2020's and purchased for cheap and relocated 20 miles inland)
Puerto Rico Independiente
Pittsburgh Rivercats or whatever they call themselves
Charlotte Pride/88's/Rebels/Generals/Clan

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who thought it was a good idea to make it look like your jersey has epilepsy?
looking at you, fake salt lake

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MLS won't do Canadian teams, there are plenty of better markets for them to pick that aren't so far away, plus there's money issues. Same goes for Puerto Rico.

Pro/rel! Pro/rel! Pro/rel!

RSL's looks like the printer fucked up/ran out of ink

Canada is getting it's own shit-tier league this year so there isn't going to be any additional Canadian markets in MLS. If anything MLS will probably gently force out the three already in place at some point.

As long as MLS is in charge, there won't be pro/rel. You'll get two conferences, East and West, with minimal crossover games a la USL Championship and you'll like it.

There's no way owners will go for it unless they're subsidized while relegated to a level that will make it pointless. The last thing MLS wants is a constant revolving door of owners every time the value of their investments drop.

An NFL or CHL style arrangement probably makes more sense. Split teams into isolated regional leagues with no/limited cross-league play in the table, capped off with a knockout playoffs or a final four arrangement for MLS Cup. Eurosnobs with screech autistically about it but it cuts down on MLS' reputation for brutal travel schedules and places more emphasis on rivalry matchups.

god willing tbqh

>wanting to be stuck watching Toronto winning everything by beating up on sub-USL competition year after year

Might as well just watch the Scottish league by that point, at least it's honest about what it is.

1.) Canadian markets will be growing over the next 25 years, while Sunbelt markets will either stay the same or decrease
2.) You underestimate MLS desire for monopoly, they will not give up Canadian markets unless forced to by FIFA, and FIFA won't force them

MLS will crush CPL the moment it threatens them

you and that Thai guy who shows up asking about which city is the biggest soccer town should meet up and fuck each other

MLS want that monopoly locked up in the States. Those are three slots that could be used in more lucrative American markets crawling over themselves to get in on the action and they'd be able to do away with all the bureaucratic headaches and logistical challenges that come from running a cross-border league. The three Canadian teams would probably get a nice chunk of cash under the table to coerce them to go and will get to be big fish and endlessly curbstomp lesser competition to pad out their trophy cabinets and by extension local fan interest while requiring less of a financial and infrastructural standard to do so. It makes too much sense for everyone for it not to eventually happen.

Except for me, I'll probably just switch to European leagues full time if I'm stuck with shit-tier CanPL as my only local option.

Except now that Canada has its own league structure, MLS can't expand to Canada anymore, and not because they it's immoral or whatever, but because there's a written FIFA rule against it. You can't expand into a country if the country has a fully professional league (I'm paraphrasing). SUM and MLS are strong, but not FIFA strong.

Fernando is Costa Rican

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>1.) Canadian markets will be growing over the next 25 years, while Sunbelt markets will either stay the same or decrease

what

forbes.com/sites/samanthasharf/2018/02/28/full-list-americas-fastest-growing-cities-2018/#83764a97febf

18 of 25 are in the SunBelt, what are you anticipating happening to end this ~40 year trend?

Pretty risky formation

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Good thing Remedi is competent and can control the middle of the field.......

>what are you anticipating happening to end this ~40 year trend?
uhhhh..user, where have you been?
Southern California, Arizona, and Nevada are going to have water shortages sooner than later, and Florida and Texas are already losing actual landmass to sea level rise

>thai

You idiot

>KC fans chanting dos a cero
based

Fun fact: Larentowicz has won the Eastern Conference with 3 teams: Atlanta, New England, and Colorado

>Thai guy

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and he only makes a year what Gio2Santos makes in 12 days

How quintessentially american of you user.

If you aren't a washed up national teamer you won't be making shit as an american in mlels.

>ATLANTA!

OH NO NO NO NO

He was on the Revs team that lost ml scup three years in a row. With Taylor Twellman, Jay Heaps, and... Michael Parkhurst.

>fatlanta

This muderball is great when it’s against Atlanta.

>poozan

>fatlanta
fucking lel

>defense

>remedi a shit
>parkhurst a shit
>gressel a meme
>barco a barco
>larentowicz old as dirt
>pity absent
>josef useless without perfect service
>poozan
Remember when I said fatlanta's only actually good player was Almiron?

>b-but muh best player of south america

Holy fuck

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based

He's there for the pussy

Game of 2 halves tbdesu

>mejor pizza
>fatlanta

ahahahahhah
>fatlanta

That free kick placement was beautiful, but how do you let the last man on the back post be that wide open?

#FdBOUT

Guzan looking like absolute shit

Excited that he'll be back in the MNT soon

>losing to Costa Rican fishermen

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When isnt he playing like shit

He's actually been good today considering how shaky the back line is
De Boer was way too ambitious

the Bradley/Guzan defender has signed in

I don't fucking care
I've seen Guzan fuck up plenty of times
If you're gonna blame someone for the defensive performance blame it on the shaky af back line who keeps allowing free runners

Much like the 4-0 to Houston. Just run past them

Cancer should have won.

Beginning to suspect that FdB might not be very good at coaching

He certainly underestimated the conditions

Based

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How did he not become USSF president?

just kicking the shill nest at this point, Atlantaboos are the fastest to defend SUMafia and attack it's enemies

what is the rival or derby of atlanta united?

I guess Orlando since that's the only other team in the Southeastern United States (Orlando isn't in the South)

They’re too new for all that.

It's supposed to be Orlando, but Orlando is complete shit, so it's not happening. It'll be Red Bull if they both stay good for the next couple years. Maybe Philly too if Philly can stay relevant and their games stay chippy like this year's were.

It's up to Brek Shea to save Atlanta

why won't they just give him his 2nd chance
he's a good old boy, blue eyes and blonde hair, LET HIM PLAY

That "election" was fixed from the start.

>Herediano 3 x 1 Atlanta
How sway? This team is decent and should be winning against this literal who teams. What's happening?

our coaches are quite literally morons and we cannot into tactics at all

and most importantly, MLS players are not good

Honestly I think Herediano is underrated. They have some talented players. Also, fatlanta was bound to struggle early on this year, with a new coach and a significant changes to the roster/losing their best player. And t.b.h. they were probably Tatababbys.

Because he's a hack and a baby

mornin Don

I don't like how /mls/ is so quick to turn on Doyle before the season has even begun and he has a chance do defend himself from the Wynalda menace

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Name a more overrated defender than Michael Parkhurst

Pro tip: you can't

Welcome to concacaf, Frank

Doyle has reached exalted status, when one man has so much power the negative comments can do him no harm

Atlanta has the South American player of the year...

You can’t say MLS players aren’t good enough when KC a team with worse players than Atlanta beat a Mexican team

>KC a team with worse players than Atlanta
I see three, maybe four Atlanta players that would be starters for KC.

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numerics confirm

"Yikes"

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lol

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The Costa Rican leagues top teams are underrated as fuck.
And Atlanta is in preseason, and a lot of these dudes were stupid enough to think playing in Central America isn't a big deal.

not surprising at all, but a great learning experience for the team.

either way,
who wants to make a bet?
Toronto and Atlanta go through in overtime in the 2nd leg

lmao I have like literally only asked that in two threads. Is someone else asking too?

KC has a MUCH deeper roster than FAtlanta. Maybe they don't have a player Josef Martinez or Pity Martinez but KC's twos would unironically be a .500+ squad in the MLS. They can just keep sending waves of bodies at you.

>soiboi
Is yikes the new over react open mouth selfie?

>plus tip

I knew New England had international slots, but this is ridiculous

>unironically using soiboi as an insult
you need to go outside and interact with real people

someone please post bennyball :3

>twitter.com/TyCSports/status/1099022059747885056
What did Kansass mean by this?

Those were fat Mexican Toluca fans you autist.

What's he doing in Palm Beach? Shouldn't he be in Boston prepping for the MLS season ahead of him? :^)

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It's SKC's stadium though

Well no engineer can account for how fat and dense Mexbros can get desu.

Gotchu. Here's the OG. I'll be back with more in a bit.

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What is the NPSL Challenge Cup exactly?

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For me, it's Sporting KC

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Is this fucking fatlantan serious?

lmao

>user, take the shot!

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>tfw atlanta bombs out of CCL and houston makes a deep run

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>SOON

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> In January 2019, Clanachan mentioned that the CPL would not have "playoffs in a traditional sense," but rather an innovative structure borrowed from leagues outside of North America

What kind of gay shit is that?

Houston won't make it past Tigres or Saprissa

I really just can't see Toronto scoring 4
Especially after just how listless that attack was Tuesday

Atlanta still has a good shot
I think it actually suits them more to play on a grass field than that turf which will slow down the Herediano counterattacks

>tfw no wine-mom bored flyover thot to cook me food while i watch sawker

>full kit wanker
This image is so multi dimensional.

>not accepting reality
Just damage control.

probably split off into two groups a la SPL or do something like the A-League.

C O P E
O
P
E

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Based. There was a mom at UMKC that would give sexual favors to the players on the soccer team. Her son was on the team too kek. UMKC is awful too so I am not sure what she got out of it other than young bvll cock.

>El Tree

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>*Jay Heaps sobbing softly in the distance*

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>oh, theyre one of our own

Erry time

>flyover thot
Thought that was a coastal creature? But I guess there are cities in flyover USA too.

also, hi Matt Thornton, trip up m8

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they're new here. their kids will be fine.

SOON, lads

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>mfw the capo hasn’t signaled me

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>tfw no qt pi nwsl gf

>The National Premier Soccer League (NPSL) is proud to announce that the Pittsburgh Hotspurs
(Pittsburgh, PA) have joined the league as an expansion team

besiktas iowa fucking when

twitter.com/MinesStan/status/1098816993610948608?s=09
Top kek

>healthcare, pyramid scheme, >BMO twice, and >shitcongo

mfw the capo holds up six fingers

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Worse one is the energy drink desu.

>twitter.com/mrkmcclr/status/1099111632582660098
>mlels

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>tfw bimbo isn't the worst sponsor in the league

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Columbus desu

a lot of atlanta fans claim its the red bulls

Diabetes FC and Atletico Heart Disease.

You missed the point of that post

S O O N
(fuck Sac fuck FresNO)

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He's been a solid MLS defender, but he's just too fucking old and slow now, especially stuck on the side of a back three with basically no cover. Atlanta probably should've just let him go and signed someone with better legs and more presence.

How does that work with 7 teams?

what a first leg though

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If all the results stay the same, the only actual MLS vs. MX game we would get would be NYRB vs. Santos, and maybe Monterrey vs. Sporting later on

play him in the middle of back line like all of last season. FdB mucked up with that 3.5-man defense of Bello (?) being responsible for the entire left side at any one time and Gressel (??) covering the entire right side. And leaving old Parkhurst and reckless LGP to cope with it all at 60% fitness.

>page 8

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stockton is a shithole tho

Turns out that injured Felipe Pardo
He's out for 4-6 weeks
Just had joined Toluca too

>calling my Jew lawyer
I’m a sporting flyover fc in trouble!

Even though Garza and McCann weren't particularly great, I feel like Atlanta's making a significant mistake letting them leave and relying on just Bello and who, Brek fuckng Shea as left backs for the season? And with Escobar out, the right side doesn't look great, either.

unlike Cincinnati or Nashville

Nashville doesn’t deserve shit, garber just wanted big market bux

>Singular 'They'
I hate these fags already.

If Nashville and Austin get teams because of their location and nothing else, I guarantee Phoenix will be the 28th team

Brek Shea WILL have his redemption arc

Snowflake

>the season hasn’t even started
my sides

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SAN JOSE V SEATTLE IN LESS THAN 30 BINGS, STREAM UP NOW

youtube.com/watch?v=og8yxWHwhWU

Both team's last preseason tuneup

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NO NO NO
IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE OUR YEAR

REEEEEEEEEEEEE

Back to back wooden spoon incoming.

Thanks for keeping me grounded before I got hopes up too high

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Bello is already better then that shitter Garza.

why doesn't Garber help San Jose reverse mortgage their contracts or whatever the fuck they are doing for LAGs?

Same reason why they let AEG just send Donovan to LA for almost nothing in return and then let them move to Houston

San Jose is still around in spite of MLS not because of it

JUST

Based San Jose

free 3 million dollars

MLS needs pro/rel to keep up with the premier European leagues.

>The specifics of the Allocation Money are as follows: $200,000 in 2019 General Allocation Money, $100,000 in 2020 Targeted Allocation Money, and an additional $100,000 in 2019 General Allocation Money to be conveyed to Philadelphia should the Chicago Fire acquire said funds this year.

>If the Fire do not acquire an additional $100,000 in 2019 General Allocation Money to convey to Philadelphia this season, then that money conveys as GAM in 2020, and the Union also receive $50,000 in 2020 Targeted Allocation Money from Chicago should Sapong hit certain performance incentives in 2019.

L E L

Says you

Don't ignore logic.

t. jew

t. SUMbot

LA GALAXY IS A WHITE MAN'S TEAM
LAFC IS FOR NIGGERS AND SPICS

LA GALAXY IS A WHITE MAN'S TEAM
LAFC IS FOR NIGGERS AND SPICS

LA GALAXY IS A WHITE MAN'S TEAM
LAFC IS FOR NIGGERS AND SPICS

@91079628
Yikes

this is an example of a bad post and won't be tolerated in /mls/

Looking forward to USL implementing pro/rel and surpassing the MLS as the prominent American soccer league.

>white suburban soul-less
Sounds right for the gaylaxy

I can't stand going to LAFC stadium in expo park. Nothing but smelly spics in the area right next to the ghetto side of South LA and more uppity smelly spics in the stadium.

>stefen frei went to the same high school wondo went to

neat

fuck Catholics tho tbqh

no u

ITS THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN

JOIN UP AND THEN FORGET ABOUT IT HALFWAY THROUGH BECAUSE YOUR TEAM IS SHIT

fantasy.mlssoccer.com/#classic/leagues/8194/join/C5UZ3MNR

we've been through enough

>we

>gay
>Catholic
?

if they weren't the priests would be raping girls

>tripfags are all Catholic
I rest my case

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The best players are Catholic.

rip to mike grella

youtube.com/watch?v=sX6bn3dZ9xs

wat

Both teams are spics

>2 penulty and a red in a preseason game
>goal where a player was offside by over a full yard

this game is a shitshow and i love it

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He always seemed to look like the GOAT against >us (the Union)
I've always liked him, F

Have you ever been to a game la?

>both longstanding tripfags in an american sawker thread are under the beck and call of the vatican
Really makes you think.

(((Vatican plot))) to undermine our national sports

What religion are the South Americans? I'm with them

they worship water and clay and shit
lmao retarded religions tbqh

non white catholic (not allowed in heaven)

Argies are Maradonists

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Just wait until Seattle's new shirt sponsor is revealed

What would happen if MLS and LigaMX merge into one superleague?

Mexicans (based) would shout the puto chant and beat based boys to death in parking lots.

*Dabs on Nevada*

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Another oddity
>a requirement that 50% +1 of players on team rosters must be Canadian
>a limit of seven foreign nationals per team
Why have both rules?
You'd have to have a roster of only 15 to be on the extreme of both rules

kek

who the fuck knows, for good measure the CPL's CCL spot is going to be determined by the winning record only among the three teams that were unveiled first. For some ungodly reason.

Thankfully the league is purpose-built to be easily dismantled once the 2026 WC rolls around and it's too late to change the scheduling.

this SuperLiga that LigaMX and MLS are doing, is Canada invited?

It's not a CCL spot
It's a CONCACAF League spot, which is for the Central American leagues

No Canada allowed.

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whatever it is, granting it to one of three teams for being the first ones to announce they exist is completely retarded.

They also get an automatic bye in the Voyageurs Cup as well for the same reason

I think it's a league thing so I guess they're eligible
Toronto played in that Campeones Cup

Wow that's megagay
But really everything in that league is too so I shouldn't be surprised

Who the fuck came up with this?

Calling it now, within the next few years Canadian players won't count as domestic in the MLS

Honesty having the Carribbean be their own Confederation and having their own Club Cup would be a whole lot better. Still keep the CONCACAF Nations League because it's comfy and good for development but that's it.
New Champions League format.
4 berths for MEX and USA.
2 berths for Costa Rica and whatever the next strongest league is, Panama I think.
12 more clubs from qualifying rounds, berths split however between the rest.
1st round is between 16 clubs.
2nd round is previous winners and 8 clubs who qualify directly into round of 16.
Clubs go into whicever stage based on their stats/coefficient/"index."

Do they now?

They already don't for the vast majority of teams

whats the all time record in the Tahoe derby?

7 Foreigners
4 Refugees
12 Canadians

>50%+1 CanCon

barf, why would anyone want to watch that?

>a minimum of six Canadian starters per game
>Additionally, three of the domestic players must be under the age of 21 and play at least 1,000 combined minutes per season

Man they're gonna get murdered in that CONCACAF League

This is gonna become the Syrian Premier League soon enough

keep the first rule and and do what, i think them argies do or used to do, of the however much foreigners they have only 3-4 can start.

Well yeah, half the soccer market in canada is immigrants. Most of the pure Canadians like hockey and baseball

See The play is gonna suck

all canpl talk goes in /canpl/

It's okay we're mocking it

>quaks

Garza was ok. Nothing spectacular, but generally competent. Bello definitely has more technical ability and pace, but he's also a literal child. I guess there's Mikey Ambrose as backup, but he's a literal who playing for the B team.

Bello will be the next best thing. I remember some delusional retard here saying that Red bulls were fucked when they traded McCarty away to Chicongo while keeping Adams. Well now Adams is in the Bundesliga while McCarty is rotting away as a shitter. Sometimes, it's good to have faith in your far more talented but inexperienced kids over a veteran shitter so I see no problem with Atlanta offloading Garzshit

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no comment, rlly?

>having the Carribbean be their own Confederation
stopped reading there tbqh

Honestly I'm just happy for some news that's not another goddamn expansion team.

still waiting on the confirmation of mls rewriting rules for the lags

keep up.

also never mention it again.

now what

se queda

why though? if Oceania can make their own Confederation and get half a berth, the Carribbean which is more open to futbol, should be their own Confederation and get a whole berth.

>if Oceania can make their own Confederation
Oceania also shouldn't exist and FIFA agree which is why they let Australia leave

i don't speak french

*mmmmwuuaahhhh*

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Are bolt-ons aerodynamic?

Caribbean should get its own centralized team, like West Indies in cricket

Davies dumped to Bayern second squad. dream over.

>3-1
Was at the lag game last night. Crapids are looking pretty good. Despite the fact we where down three dp.

blacked.com?

BASED

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You don't send your kids to Bayern or Chelsea. Looking forward to his loan to HSV.

I'd be willing to wage of SPLC

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>orlando pride
I have some bad news for you..

U20 world cup draw

>Nigeria
>Brazil C
y'all are fucked

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Only youth tournament that matters is the Olympics. Genuinely don't care about anything with a U in front of it.

now what

>Tahiti

We need more meme countries like this in the real world cup

Caribbean should unite to form anarcho-symdicalist confederation to stand up against Amerikkka imperialism

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Literally no one cares about Olympic soccer

Their current/new rule change with the
CONCACAF League in fall
Concacaf Champions league in spring
Is already pretty good.
The top caribean teams have to compete with some 2nd place central american teams and a CPL team.. the top 5 finishers of the concacaf league join the springs CCL.
Joining 4 US 1 canadada (5 MLS), 4 mexican, 1 somewhere else (?) And the Caribbean cup winner. For 16 team knock out.

>2nd place central american
Nah its all of them now.

Champions league
>10 automatic spots
>9 from MLS, Can, Mex
>1 caribean champ
>then 6 from Concacaf league

Concacaf league
>22 teams
> 3 CR, 3 guate, 3 el salva, 3 panama, 3 honduras
>3 Caribbean
>2 Nicaraguan, 1 belize
>1 Canadian premier league
Top 6 qualify to CCL
Its a good system now, probably get 3 costa rican teams every year in the CCL now and whoever is as good.. making the CCL more difficult than ever.

That is until Premier Bernard turns the gun on them. It is Spain all over again.

they did its called blacked raw

t. Earnie, Jay, Dan, Carlos & Don

Official: Toulca midfielder Felipe Pardo suffered from a fractured to on his left foot

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>the state of soccer specific stadiums

>american infrastructure

Ready for some "footie" amigos.

>Regular season starts March 2.
Th-that's THIS SATURDAY!

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it's gonna suck

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That's this week! Aaaaah yeah.

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Who here /Fly Over/

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>pretty good
could be better. lot better.
i think we can all agree Costa Rica deserves their own auto 2 berths

F
youtube.com/watch?v=t0ZI2cC5_ko

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>tfw u bent yr wookiee

Wouldn't be caught dead there.

I kinda want to see a WC version of the Europa League among all the underachiever countries.

statistically pretty likely to be found dead in KC achtshulaly

>dead in KC
>found
Pick one.

is this confirmed?

how big are they

occasional reminder that Orlando used to have to play at Disneyworld's rental facility because they couldn't get anyone to let them use a real stadium

double bump because fuck CHIs

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what an atrocious crest

>p-please watch our league
>c-can you not chant puto. It’s not inclusive.

torontofc.ca/post/2019/02/25/toronto-fc-signs-goalkeeper-quentin-westberg/0
>Toronto FC signs goalkeeper Quentin Westberg from Ligue 2 side AJ Auxerre

Big if true

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I kind of like this though
3 costa rican teams in the Concacaf league only have to finish in the top 6 of a 2nd tier tournament.
And when someone else is better, theyll get in instead.

wat

Toronto FC: The Canadian home of Americans who failed in Europe

Last season no one was allowed to ask the refs about VAR decisions

Mashallah

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>we're bringing in real prison labor for fans and supporters to curb stomp while enjoying delicious halal bites

>Kick it with Qatar

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by it they mean indian/pakistani slave laborers

Saturday, lads.

L
MEME
A
G
U
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Just wait until Qatar gets a NYC stadium deal to fuck with NYCFC/UAE

You know a nuke hitting dc sounds better and better every passing second.

EPIC

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distant garber noises: this will bring in those millennials for sure

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>MLS teams now in a race to whore themselves out to Arabic states the fastest

we've reached the big leagues boys

Who will be the first to be (((sponsored))) by an oil baron?

NYCFC have Etihad which is close enough

>implying they care about man city D

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There was an oil baron from the start with Anschutz.
Net positive desu.

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Wut

Is this some machine learning AI generated shit?

Not even pretending anymore I see!

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Toluca fired their manager

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>can't enjoy something without being able to harass, insult, or threaten someone
VERY on brand 2nd Gen Mexican attitude

hey, Qatar is throwing money around DC right now, can't fault United for trying to get in on the action

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For losing to Sporting?

4-0 loss to Santos probably helped speed it along

For being bad in the league probably. 7 points in 8 games.

.....
Lamar Hunt
Anschutz Corp.
Haslam Family
Paulson Family
Etihad
every owner with a stock or real estate portfolio is heavily invested in oil

BASED for 2019

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Yes, and its wonderful

>Zulily

>canada

>Can't handle the banter
Sports aren't for you

especially in soccer, dayum

>twitter.com/ChrisRifer/status/1100121352281849856
Ok /MLS/, show me your best

just this gif but spelling out "I'm gay"

>richly memeable
What a fag

>easier said behind a keyboard
lafc is a mistake

Jesus fucking Christ

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is that the backflip guy?

money laundering imho
don't know why the feds don't investigate this sort of thing

twitter.com/asndl91/status/1099692083433168897

Journeymen players are money laundering? Dumb feds should investigate many more things before even getting to these sawker players.

Why was this African playing youth soccer in Thailand?

epic

Does Toronto have any chance tomorrow?

>twitter.com/miguelsada19/status/1100133966236078081?s=19
We did it, we invaded Mexico

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>big pile of rubble on the sidewalk inexplicably
>dirt covered car in the middle of a city
>standing on a bucket to do repairs
that's certainly Mexico

Fucking Xeattle.

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better than every 2018-19 mls away kit

In the worst way imaginable

Bitched about the devoid of creativity adidas jerseys but you garberbots were quick to defend them. Who was proved right in the end?

bullshit you like it, also dodging the costa rican league comment.
Canada for whatever reason gets 1 fucking entry when they didnt even have a league but fucking Costa Rica cant get an auto 2 berth?

Yes
If the Panamanians freeze to death on the field, they can send it to penalties
Of course I would still pick the blocks of ice to advance

>not plain white
DROPPED

I like my german themed jerseys much better

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i watched half the lafc doc on espn+... it's kinda lame

>Vancouver is a home-white team
>fucking f i n a l l y bring back the hoop uniform like they should have had since day one
>90% of the away uniforms are white now

the fuck, adidas?

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join the league

fantasy.mlssoccer.com/#classic/leagues/8194/join/C5UZ3MNR

Apparently Ayuk's club is for literal ottoman empire larpers, they have no fans and they're only able to be a 1st-2nd division yoyo team because of their ties to the government. It's the perfect club for any Rainbow FC player

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>forecast for wednesdays game is 20 degrees and snowing

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ok what now

I'm retired.

>come on user, coming dancing with us tonight! you can't stay inside and be alone forever!
wyd?

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Hang up, swap out the sim and burn off my fingerprints.

RIP Island people

>Toronto
>losing on penalties
name a more iconic duo

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Is the coach's kid still getting called up?

I don't get it, what's the problem here?

Zavaleta? He unironically would have done a better job if he played than the Ciman - Mavinga centreback pairing last week. Also he's the nephew.

No the coach's kid in your pic, and called up to the ninja turtles.
Also remember when people were clamoring for Bono to be the number 1 and for Vanney to be the coach?

No one actually thought Bono should be a starter. It was reasonable to think he could be like the 4th string or something.
Also, Bradley is still getting called up for now. And that reasonable, he's still good enough to be a backup CM. No one, including the coaches, think he's the starter going forward.

>Bono
He's only turned shit once he stopped having competition for the number one spot at TFC. He won't be the number one, but he could get called up again.
>Vanney
Oh yeah, he's been massively exposed. MLS-tier manager for the rest of his career tbqh

>lags
JUST

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still surprised that Tim Melia has never been called up

Seriously. He's the best keeper in MLS.

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I would sign that guy in the costume as a DP.

>No one, including the coaches, think he's the starter going forward.
I wish I could be this delusional, just live without care for any evidence or reason, unaffected by the crushing weight of reality

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Hello rebbit

is Kurt Angle still alive?
can he even turn his head?

I mean, it's true. Even Matt Doyle himself has him as a third stringer.

Doyle is a lifelong baseball fan and only watched his first game of soccer less than 10 years ago

...and?

>perf

Its pretty impressive how lags have managed to keep this incompetence up for several years in a row now.

>fails to get a third star near you

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>interdasting
I don’t think it’s that simple. The new fo are up to something.

Adding a third star soon la

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>The new fo are up to something.
Trying to prevent getting banished to the abyss for having too many DPs after the roster freeze date?

kamara wasnt a DP, they still need to restructure gio's contract

>I'm a sporting

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Ola is a TAM player, they're gonna need those garbercoins to make the hypothetical restructured Gio contract work.

galaxy just put out a statement on twitter that they let Ola travel to China to pursue the transfer bc it will benefit the team financially, so that looks like the play.

I bet the league would just fine them garberbucks if they went in with 4 DPs, who cares anyway.

Faggots who whine about the league making up rules for LA.

>you can back door your way into a 4th DP by just being comically bad at your jobs

>taking Chinese money

>taking MLS monopoly money

> "The standard of play here maybe took me by surprise a bit. I don't know if any of you watched the Newcastle game the other day but Almiron was the best player on the pitch by a mile."
Wayne Rooney on MLS & Miguel Almiron's move to Newcastle

He's right Almiron was on another level than any player on the field.

The leagues changing and the how retired euro is not an effective strategy. There’s a lot of rumors how schelleto wants to bring in new Argentinian talent and te Klosse wanting to develop young local talent.

Almiron, Davies and Steffen will make people (dare I say) fear MLS

>doubting stern looks pv

One thing I hate about England is all those damn Nigels.

Didn’t Davies get demoted down to Bayern’s second team?

the English media will continue to ignore the warning signs until it is too late

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NEW TEAM ALERT FIRST GAME

HARTFORD WHALERS COLORS IN FULL EFFECT

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>not citysteam

based

Because going to Bayern at his age was a mistake, but it doesn't mean he's not quality. Davies could easily start at Schalke or Wolfsburg

>Fan experience at BBVA Compass Stadium receiving several upgrades ahead of 2019 Dynamo season
>A privateMother’s Roomis being installed at Section 118 and will include private nursing areas, a changing table and a television to stay connected to the match. Also new in 2019, guests who may be sensitive to sound or may suffer from sensory overload will have access to aSensory Roomat Section 118. The Sensory Room is being constructed in collaboration withKultureCity, a 501(c)(3) organization that focuses on helping organizations become sensory inclusive through programming, training and dedicated spaces.

Germany meets 70s 'stros

Gary is ready to yiff some fools.

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>Because going to Bayern at his age was a mistake
Why is it that Bundesliga seems to be much more aggressive about plucking away North American talent than say Ligue 1, Primeira Liga, or Eredivisie? Obviously those leagues don’t have the same cache but at least playing time wouldn’t be an issue which by proxy would lead to quicker development.

Don't MLS and Bundesliga have some sort of cooperation thing?
There's also the connections from the Klinsmann years.

>muh south amerimeme talent
There's nothing special about these players other than you can pick up a central midfielder for a few million less than ones from Europe.
Also, you don't "develop young local talent" for the first team, you develop them to sell for money. The Galaxy haven't struggled to develop talent. You just never hear about it because some Euro and Liga MX teams sign up their best academy kids before they're allowed to sign them to contracts.

Anyone interested in playing fantasy MLS this season??

fantasy.mlssoccer.com/#classic/leagues/8909/join/HLR3XJWT

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Why does he have wings

Based and welcome to the 21st century pilled

No

TFC, being the Real Madrid of North American soccer will easily dispatch whatever chucklefuck centraca team takes the field tonight.

Lets face it, losing all of the Canadian teams would be devastating to MLS and would make the Canadian league easily #2 in the continent, with CPL surpassing LigaMX within the next 20 years. And all CSA has to do is snap their fingers and it's history.

>real Madrid of North America

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Because he guzzles Red Bull and jizz.

Aren't Real Madrid like 3rd or 4th in La Liga right now?
That's basically like an MLS East 9th.

Lold
Theyll win tonight, but MLS without canadian teams wouldnt make them lose a single stride.
Though it would hurt the canadian mls teams due to less challenging competition

So he’s like a college roastie

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>#2 in the continent
This is probably bait, but I still feel like calling it out. Even with the three Canadian teams in the CPL (and Ottawa too, just for the hell of it), CPL probably doesn't even measure up to the American and Mexican second divisions. There'd probably even be a serious debate on whether or not it'd be on par with the Costa Rican leagues. It's be 5th or 6th in the continent, tops.

>Mother’s Room is being installed at Section 118 and will include private nursing areas, a changing table and a television to stay connected to the match
i would like to volunteer to assist any of my fellow fans, who do i contact

wats the difference

finish up here then NEW

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orale puto, u wanna be wit la raza u gonna have to get bruised in

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yiff in hell, maricón

>hartford
dude wat

>canadian league
>#2
Everyone slide down one, make room for Best Tiers

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LET'S
GO
PDX

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ANCHORAGE WHEN

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Another great thread.

Every post after this one will be met with experimental soccer memes.

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its a good mixer

>15 points out
Does NYShitty win the shield if Viera doesn't leave?

>he guzzles Red Bull and jizz
You're thinking of Sosa

>i made this back when muh lags and /mls/ weren't complete trash

>Lets face it, losing all of the Canadian teams would be devastating to MLS and would make the Canadian league easily #2 in the continent.

Fucking lol. If watching the PDL-tier Canadian Premier League becomes my only domestic option I'm saying fuck it and following Europe full time. The unfortunate thing is I could see MLS gently forcing the Canadian teams out eventually.

>experimental soccer meme

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>minor league canadian soccer

>page ten

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