/nfl/ ROKU edition

He's so cringey

It's a tripfag with "brady" in his name. This will probably 404

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Nice thread OP you giant faggot

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>throws a stapler at you

Uh
Yeah uh
Yeah
Uh
Yeah HERES a song for my /nfl/ bros
/mlb/ owns you uh
/nfl/ sold to the Jew uh
good ole baseball uh
pood on football uh
baseball be wit da rhymes and the jabs
while football has crime and the crabs
O' the fresh smell of maple wood uh
Causes the /nfl/er to sell their souls uh
baseball always be reppin sport
While football is dressin for court!

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Bernie literally saved us all from queen shillary

People who did nothing wrong according to liberals:
Tom Brady
Jussie Smolett

Reminder the Patriots have had Trumps Blessing for over 15years, if you want to win, simply bow down and he will lift his curse. Wentz and Foles were blessed by Trump, but the Eagles black players did not bow down and now the Eagles will face his wrath for years.

Guys I got bad news. Pepe is going to prison.

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>another imogen
based

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OBSESSED
>shillary supporter
yikes

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Someone called the cops over an Emma Stone photo?

>there are people itt who think that lamer isn't a total bust
even sam darnold shows more promise

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Why do tripfags always post the least attractive girls?

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He's not great but hes okay. You guys act like he's Jamarcus Russell tier.

Turknigger posts a good looking girl rarely but its mostly beat looking whores desu.

>imogen poots
>least attractive
nigga u gay

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The Arizona cardinals should select a quarterback with the overall no 1 pick, and that quarterback should be Drew Lock

Lol no

Drew lock will be a perennial pro bowl qb

What would a super bowl ring do for his career? Does it put him out of the Palmer/Romo tier? And do the Chargers draft his replacement this year?

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>6/10 woman
>attractive

No, he’s already built up a reputation as a choke artist it’s too late

Hi Drew. Seriously norhing special about him other than his arm strength....Nothing suggests he has the pinpoint accuracy of Mayfield or the freakish talents of Mahomes.

*snaps*

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Lock has a better arm than Mahomes

welp, i guess it's the time of year again.

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How'd I do? I like this one.

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Guess who in this video is the fastest prospect in the 2019 draft before the race starts.

youtube.com/watch?v=MiBVLXiwwVU

This comic would be much better if he removed panels 3 and 4.

Big Ben's response should be 'sex'!

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>prosthetic ass

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Remember that time u got busted for being a falseflagging samenigger? Haha, good times.

posting cringecomics should be an autoban

You mean the Turk?

If you have any or are planning on it, will you let your son(s) play football, /nfl/? I played the game fifth grade through all of highschool but I don't think I would let my son play. Looking back, it's a terrible risk for CTE and concussions can seriously fuck people up for life. I myself probably have some measure of concussion-related problems because I played at such a young age and for so long.

There, I fixed it.

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No, you're just a dumbass. But i wouldn't let my son play tackle football until high school

Whoops. Posted the proof by accident

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guys we've been over this, Rodgers played like shit this season on purpose to get McCarthy fired, now that he's gone the Packers and Rodgers will be elite again haha...

I saved over the original. Based user.

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*goes 14-2 in your path*

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>MIA: Amendola considered 'iffy' to remain with MIA
still one of the most useless signing
>MIA: Dolphins expected to dump WR DeVante Parker

god what a fucking bust.

>sneak complaining about having an elite qb

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Parker is good I don't know why they didn't let him play. When he got consistent snaps/targets he was effective.

Would be a great draft. Adderley is gonna be great and can learn from Malcom Jenkins, Jones and Omenihu in the 2nd immediately upgrades the D line which the Eagles need since Brandon Graham probably won't be back and Benny Snell and Joe Giles-Harris late could develop into starters down the line

You think the Ravens could have a draft as good as 2018? Even if its only half as good thats still pretty fucking solid

what are you fucking talking about? he will get injured in preseason and sit out 5 games. then come back healthy and play a game and half then go to the injury report. Such a soft bitch.

>hearing dolphins thinking about drafting kyler murray at 15

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who are the losses? Chiefs away and Colts/Texans?

We all know how the story ends, too.

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How are you feeling about your team going into free agency?
>Ants

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Are the Saints up against the cap? Bunch of free agents?

Gi ants

who is that

Ah, yeah you guys are fucked.

Who knows. It's a good draft class overall and even though we don't have a 2nd round pick due to the Lamar Jackson trade we'll have an extra 3rd (compensatory) and 4th (Flacco trade) round pick to add some more young talent

I'm excited to see who DeCosta takes as GM. Think we need to upgrade the D line first and foremost and this is a great draft to do it. A playmaker at WR would be good and some more interior O linemen would be icing on the cake but not quite as essential. Skura at Center was serviceable but if we could bring in a guy who could be an upgrade there that would definitely help

Ben Affleck's babysitter, the one he was fucking which broke up his marriage.

At one point, she was alone with Ben and Brady on a private jet.

"...Tom, your fingers are SO big. ...Ben, are you sure it's ok?"

>levon balloned to 260

oh shit hes fucked if that happen and i hope its not true

Russell Wilson wants out of Seattlel

Packers sign

Preston Smith - OLB
Landon Collins - S
Adam Humphries - WR

They draft in the first round

A combination of Burns, Sweat, Oliver, Ferrell or Fant.

How much better do they get?

what a babby ass schedule

>babby schedule
They have the Dolphins on their schedule. The AFC East is the strongest division since re-alignment.

Because it’s so hard for a pro athlete to lose weight

What the hell are you talking about? Shedding that kind of weight (even for an athlete) at least takes 6-8 months at a minimum. You're crazy if you think he can do it before then.

pastry tits

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His playing weight was what, 220-230? He'll be fine

almost like drinking hard, fucking hookers, and snorting cocaine in miami isnt good for your athletic ability

it takes just one time to mess it up fully
look at jamarcus russell

They said that about eddy lacy too

cant blame him tttt

heh

cocaine dont make you blow up by 40 pounds

thats stoner munchies baby

without her make up on and hair styling she could easily be mistaken for a man

I'm worried with rumours of Russ interested in moving to Giants. Will be Paxton Lynch >our starting QB next season? Fucking Hawks man...

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And that's a good thing for you, since you crave cocks ;)

Who wins each division next year?

Brady should already be in the hall of fame tbqh

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>That subtle watch flex
That thing is worth 3x my car.

Packers
Eagles
Falcons
Seahawks

Steelers
Patriots
Colts
Chiefs

>Stoolers
Um, no sweaty

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Browns will make it as a Wildcard. Love the coaching staff especially the Ted Monkin/Freddie Kitchens combo on offence but still a lot of holes in terms of playmakers on offence and the front 7

>Packers

here we go again...

>being this gay

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>entire league so assblasted they’re starting to refuse to even listen to trades from >us
should sue for collusion tbqhwyl

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Holy shit this is retarded b8

I have found a new fetish

Not even remotely true, but I bet you wish it was so you have an excuse to stay fat

>a lot of holes on offense
Not really, all they could use on offense is another wide receiver and maybe a left tackle, both of which they can easily pick up in the offseason with 80 mil in cap space.
As far as playmakers go they have:
>Mayfield
>Chubb
>Duke Johnson
>Hunt (for 2nd half season)
>Landry
>Njoku
>Callaway has a good chance to have a breakout season
The era of Shittsburg is over, its the Browns turn now

How fucked are the Steelers next season?

6-10 best case scenario

It’s about time we get a patriots edition general. Hell yeah!

Will the Stoolers team of the last few years (Ben, Bell, Brown, and the surrounding cast) forever be known as Wasted Potential: The Team?
How the fuck do you not win or at least get to an Owl with that amount of talent everywhere on your team

not NFL but football related.
>triple doink
youtu.be/pLcUudp1NZQ?t=78

Pats
Steelers
Texans
Chefs
WC: Colts, Browns

Eagles
Bears
Panthers
Seahawks
WC: Rams, Packers

Then 0-1 in the playoffs.

Falcons will be there faggot

welp here's to a great 2019 season

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He'll be back in New England this season.

Based Amendola just needs someone worth a shit throwing the ball.

Justify your optimism

Second most overrated receiver in the league (after Edelman)
>b-but much meme catch!
pathetic

>Edelman
>overrated
SEETHING

Not seething, objectively correct

>Edelman overrated
literally the worst opinion about football I've ever heard

If he wins a ring i'll rank him above Gaygers and that manlet Brees for sure.

>Wally Pipps a top-5 wideout in the league at the time
>carries his team to (and in) 2 Super Bowls
>makes the most situationally crucial catch in one of the greatest games in NFL history
>somehow this makes him overrated

More like 3-0 sweaty

Thank god, I can finally sim m19 with AB and Bell on the Colts

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a ring makes him the best QB from his draft class in the GOAT-quarterback pantheon, fringe top-15 all-time. also confirms Hall.

Sources

>the go-to cop-out for every bullshit "journalist" in the world
gonna need better evidence than that

28-3

Chargers are drafting Will Grier in the second round.

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If Jewlian Edeljew were inserted into this year's draft, he wouldn't get taken until the 4th round at best.

just realized something
now that mahomes exists, does rodgers even get to be the "most talented" qb in the league anymore?

Guess well find out when they play each other this year

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remove Tyreek Hill and Travis Kelce from the picture and we'll find out

/Bills Owl 2020/

I never said a journalist

18-1

Im not even a Pats fan, just dabbing on the shitty falcucks and their shitty fans

because the stooler's are chokeartists who can never succeed if the patriots are in their path.

that was three rings ago.

>have the greatest defense in the history of the NFL
>finish 7-7, miss playoffs altogether
>have your scheme ripped off eight years later by a team that nearly goes undefeated and is widely considered to be the greatest team of all time
>falcons

Yeah Alex Smith would have thrown 50 tds with those guys for sure.

>3 rings ago
>gets triple 3s

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The Falcons are pathetic, what else is new

he would have thrown 60.

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I for one, welcome the browns embarrassing the afc north.

They had a lot of talent, but they're all such divas that it was bound to fall apart. The Steelers locker room culture also seems to encourage this, just look at how they ransacked Bell's locker out of spite after he tried to get a better contract. That's not to say it was a smart move on his part, but there's clearly a problem when your players are so quick to turn on each other.

>yfw da bears win da superb owl

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>Does it put him out of the Palmer/Romo tier?
he isn't in that "tier" in the first place. He's a first ballot Hall of Famer. The fuck?

>decent guys who were made of glass
Rivers has not missed a single start since Brees got traded to the Saints. He is also way ahead of both of them.

>Rivers not choking in the playoffs

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based and burrpilled

why does Adrian Peterson hit his kids in the nuts with a belt?

proof?

...

I thought it was a tree branch

Name this free agent receiver

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where is peyton

Why do teams like the jests and the bills have so much cap space but not a single remarkable player on the team?

>he doesn't beat his kids.

My wild guess is Humphries

>punctuating greentexts
hello newcancer

>getting upset people use periods.
shiggy diggy.

>Why do teams like the jests and the bills have so much cap space but not a single remarkable player on the team?
Because they aren't paying anyone good? I don't understand why you're asking this, it seems to follow logically.

John Brown

>brady literally has 30 post season wins
>he literally has a winning pct of .750
>he has literally won 6 superbowls

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No
No, but he was drafted the same year.

this is some weapons-grade autism

Presumably it's only active

For me, it's THE Philadelphia Football Eagles, Philadelphia Baseball Phillies, Philadelphia Basketball 76ers, Philadelphia Hockey Flyers and Philadelphia Soccer Union.

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did not even think of that.

Joe Flacco is elite

Fucking based.

You're single handedly curing me if my prejudice against Turks, turkbro

Cody Latimer

Yep. He looks like he'd be a beast, but he's done basically nothing.

Absolutely based.

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>the filthydelphia Niggles are committing to cuckson wince
LMAO WELCOME BACK 7-9 NIGGLES HAVAHABABABABABABAHAHAHSHDBBDJD

>Tom Coughlin: Bortles is QB for Jaguars 'right now'

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Why don’t the Viking trade Thielen to get draft picks to fix the o line?

I don't know, user. Why doesn't your team trade its best player for draft picks to fix [insert position]?

A team will never win a superbowl with their wide receiver being their best player

Haskins is a checkdown babby lmao

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user, Carson Wentz has a 16-8 record in the last two seasons

>thielel
>their best player

All these QBs suck. Any team that drafts a QB this year is dumb as dirt.

Bortles is unfairly maligned, he’s good

t. nano brained paint sniffer

How many seasons has he completed?

Then who is?
The patriots won the super bowl this year, kiwinigger

>He's good

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Aren’t you the guy that said the patriots wouldn’t win the Owl all season?

you now remember Jake Plummer

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And? None of the Patriots wide receivers were their best player. It was probably someone like Gilmore

Aren't you the guy who said that Blake Bortles was a good quarterback?

Edelman had more yards than the entire Rams offense.

>kiwi fag still seething about the Pats
How sad is your life?

For one fucking game. That doesn't mean he is their best player

He is tho. Stay mad

Why did the eagles, stealers, and packers tank so hard last season?

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No one in their right mind would say that Edelman is better than Brady, Shaq Mason, Stephon Gilmore, Jason McCourty or Dont'a Hightower

Great company

He is tho. Stay mad cuck

There are at least like 5 defensive players that are better. On offense, Cook is a better player but I guess less important to the team. Same for Diggs, he has a higher ceiling than Theilen.

Brainlet

Imagine being brown and living in a third world shithole and your life is so pathetic that you orbit a foreign city that you've never been to, watch their sports teams, pretend to be their "fan", and post about it on a vietnamese cartoom forum. Yeah, BIG yikes from me.

Wrong

No that was me, I don’t think I’ve ever watched a Blake Bortles game in my life, but I still think he’s good. The Jags are just shit.

Stop responding to him. Seriously how new are you guys so new you can't see b8

>Cuckson wince i-is actually better than Alex smith and Nick Foles

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SHut up faggot

Imagine unironically thinking that Edelman is the best Patriots player. Can you fucking believe that?

He is tho. Stay mad cuck

>over 80 passer rating
>~60% completion
>103-75 TD-INT
Actually he’s pretty good desu

>103-75 ratio
>good

Why would I be mad? It's not even a pro or anti Patriots take. It's just retarded to say when there are clearly better players on their roster

You're actually right user. He's actually the best receiver of all time. Sorry for miscategorizing him.

Yeah Bortles would have been a lot better if the Jaguars weren’t such a historic dumpsterfire for almost all of his time with them. So many people complain that QBs like Brady are overrated because of the system, but fail to see that QBs can be even more underrated because their system is trash.

He's not even the best Patriots receiver of all time

That's more like it

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Wrong

What a fucking retard. They built a system around Bortles last year and managed to eak out a top 10 offense in spite in him. The guy is fucking garbage

He wasn't before but he was, next to Sony Michel in the playoffs, the best player all year. Some players are on the upswing, some are on the downswing, but Edleman has just gotten better and better. Brady is certainly reliant on him now more than ever before.

First kiwipost ive seen that isnt absolute horseshit. Wow, im gonna buy a lotto ticket.

You clearly only pay attention to skill position high lights then. Their two best players with Shaq Mason and Stephon Gilmore, and they're each significantly better than Edelman or fucking Michel

They built a shitty system that involved constant staff turnover and continual reworking of their strategy. Setting out to build a system around a QB does not always do so; if you need to constantly rework it, you end up harming your QB immensely.

Reminder that if you wear a jersey of a player that isn’t on your team anymore, you’re an actual retard

Nah

Incorrect.

I want to lick her feet :(

They're constantly reworking it because Bortles is an extremely limited quarterback that can't do shit

>Gilmore
>good
“”””””””“No”””””””””””””

Literally the best player at his fucking position you moron

Nah

Wring

doesn't count as a doink if it was good

Iggles

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“””””””””””””””no”””””””””””””””

So why did All Pro and PFF say he was?

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>allpro
>pff
Brainlet

Name a cornerback better than Gilmore

Cody Parkey

Marshawn Lattimore

No response, guess I win

Response to what?

Hahahahaha fucking got him!

patriots

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This

Looks slot to me... Cole Beasly? Could it be Jamison Crowder?

...

His overall stats say that he’s actually a slightly above average QB and the problems only came in full force when they tried to rework his system

>Being this delusional
It would definitely take about that time for a prime athlete to shed that amount of weight only anorexics think otherwise

Tom Brady would disagree

throw a second round linemen in and they elite

if youre content with your shit opinion then

Half of those are trash and the other half you have no chance of getting.

>T-the linemen are bad
>Erin gaygers has 12 seconds to throw the ball yet misses wide open receivers
The absolute state of gaysconsin

His TD% is 3.9, which is trash, and his INT% is 2.8; also trash. He averages only 3500 yards a season on below 60% accuracy.
And? Tom Brady has biases. Edelman is his friend and an active player. He probably thought that Amendola was really good as well

rodgers had multiple years better than mahomes', so that title needs to be earned

I get a "Bean town buddies" vibe off Brady/Edleman

bradys a cheater, edleman is trash and patriots most jew'd back org in the world
their owner takes a yearly trip with the staff to israel every single year...
such a awful timeline we have to live in for true football fans

>eagles
lots of injuries, inconsistent qb play, got hot at the right time
>steelers
busted pass heavy scheme, team drama, complacency
>packers
busted pass heavy scheme, lots of injuries at WR and defense, hard schedule, complacency

eagles and packers have the parts to be good teams, steelers look like trash right now though

The only players who have thrown 50 TDs in a season are
>Peyton Manning
>Tom Brady
>Patrick Mahomes

you clearly anus

I promise you you have no idea what you are talking about. I am a low level professional athlete and losing a good amount of weight in a relatively short time is not very hard if you have a proper diet and exercise sufficiently.

thats an awful reach of a conclusion from my post, but dont even @ me if you dont think they need a new starting RG

and that proves???

Does anyone sense that the Chargers will relocate again? I think a city like Portland, OKC, or San Antonio would appreciate them way more.

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You would be gay to not go balls deep in it 1,000,001 times fake or not

Nah, tv bucks are all that matter

An empty stadium or stadium full of away fans is just bad optics though.

They need to sell the team and move back to San Diego

just don’t show those optics

that Rodgers hasn't had a single better season than any of those three QBs

The Eagles got hit real hard by injuries. They had no real running back after Ajayi went down, lost their deep threat receiver at the beginning of the year, had to cycle through O-linemen, lost their almost-elite DT and starting safety, and had to give significant snaps to 7th string practice squad CBs.
If winning a playoff game is "tanking" though, I'm ok with tanking.

I know you're baiting, but I love edelman but no one is taking him over Moss. In fact a lot of people still have a hardon for Welker, even though I'd take Edelman in a heartbeat

Stat wise and longevity that's probably Stanley Morgan I would guess. Dude was fast and had great hands. If he'd have had a decent qb he'd probably be in Canton.

t. xoomer

>wince

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St Louis Chargers

Not baiting. There's a clip of Brady saying to Edelman "You're my best receiver" and Edelman says "Right now" to which Brady shakes his head and responds "Ever"

I just threw 7 TDs with Booker Mayflower in madden

The NFL hates the Bills. They’re the opposite of the Rams - beloved city in a tiny city with no stars and no marketing power. They have been trying to move them out of Buffalo forever. They rigged SB XXV in favor of the Giants - a black helicopter flew above the stadium just as the kick mysteriously curved outside of the goalposts, moving the wind patterns. When Wilson died, the Pegulas had to pay an inordinate amount of money to buy the team and keep them in WNY. In the Dolphins game this year (in Miami) the Fins got away with 9 overt holding penalties and the refs called Jerry Hughes a bitch after the game.

*beloved team

ahh so nothing thnx

>cheats on his pregnant girlfriend
>lies to his friends and colleagues
Is Brady a psychopath?

Not him but your a fucken idiot

>proper diet and exercise sufficiently.

>diet

>brown had this at any point in time

?

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WHO ARE THE JETS GETTING THIS OFFSEASON? WHO ARE THEY DRAFTING?

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patriots would still have 3 rings if not for edelstein

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>a black helicopter flew above the stadium just as the kick mysteriously curved outside of the goalposts, moving the wind patterns
tinfoil hat off, user

No

yes

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>and thus was born the biggest crock of shit to ever happen in professional football history

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he had a huge impact on every single one of the last 3 superbowl runs

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100% Clutch, would have won last year if he was healthy

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unironically GOAT-er than Helmet Catch

Prove him wrong faggot

based igglebros
yikes, kys cringelord

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Mueller report due out any day now. Bradys 6th knee is shaking in his velcro laced shoes, and its not from the diabetes.

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if one had flown within a mile of that stadium at the time it would have been shot down immediately. it's a bigger load of horse shit than that faggot actor's "hate crime".

>baltimore tripfag obsessing about politics again
>in a sports thread

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Wentz haters absolutely BTFO

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You’re fucking stupid lmao

>1 completed season in his entire career
Hahahahahahahaha

>any day now...
Pathetic

best catch in nfl history

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Miss took what he said I though he meant "would still won in 14,16, and 18 without the midget jew."

god football is such a underage zoomer sport now cuz this faggot pats fans

prove that it INFLUENCED Wide Right, microbrain.

he's not wrong.

Fuggg why is she so perfect, turkbro. Help me.

Based

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>why is she so perfect
she's not

>implying that's better than helmet catch

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Yes he is

>unironically hating the bluepurp drink
lmao. are you a 60 year old man?

You're wrong on so many levels

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>Prove that wind influences field goals

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play should have been called dead

like your sex life

>Franchise has 6 titles in less than 20 years
>still SEETHING from a loss from 10 years ago

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You were 10 years old in 2007. Kys

SEETHING
basado
she just is americanbro

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>Raventwink salty at Edelman
you mad and wrong

What I've been trying to tell people. Haskins was the checkdown/shallow cross king in 2018

Will Grier gonna be that dude in the NFL and Kyler Murray has a chance if he stays healthy

Tom Brady hasn't been on the Pats since 1960. Stanley Morgan is the best receiving Patriot. Edelman is second if only for what he has meant to the team the last 6 years.

Give him up, Zeattle.

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>*becomes an elite OT, shuts down all your pass rushers, catches a touchdown pass, sings sweetly, and fucks your girl in you're path*

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Grier kind of sucks though

he is a big guy.

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He has his weaknesses (primarily holding the ball too long and taking bad sacks) but he can do everything else an NFL QB needs to do to be successful. Would be an immediate upgrade over Eli Manning who even though his numbers don't look that bad from last season is a shell of his former self and holds the Giants offence back with his constant small ball play

Can only blame the O line for so long

What's the answer to this?

Having said that overall yes it is a weak class. I like Trace McSorley and Will Grier but have no other QBs in my top 50. Kyler Murray has huge durability concerns because of his size, Haskins is a one year starter so a complete project imo, Lock is inconsistent as fuck and didn't win shit in college and Brett Rypien I think can be good but nothing he's put on tape wows you. Likely a backup who can play well in spot starts for a team

Ur fuckin stupid

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You're pathetic and obsessed

Im not wrong tho

Blacks are 13% of the US population but committ 52% of murders. Actually its higher since a bunch get away with it.

Can you stop showing us your fat brown hand, Francisco? Thank you!

Nice jewlery ya guido

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Football, like any other aspect of human civilization on this planet is affected by something so inescapable the only way to defy it is by becoming something else completely. And when you do that. Youre no longer have what you began with. That thing?
Geography.
North vs South. East vs West. Macro vs Micro. Nations, States, Counties, Oceans, Rivers, Lakes. Nothing escapes. You have two tribes separated on either side of the river banks? One hunts with blow guns, the other uses slings and rocks.
Football has never been any different. In the NCAA you have the South. Rangy, Lengthy linebackers and cornerbacks suffocating opposing offenses. Quick twitch RB's running paleolithic HB blasts around the outside.
North? you have Trunky, Girthy O lineman used to anchor their teams to this world like gravity. Like Atlas with trap blocks thrown in there.
East vs West? It lacks the direct oppositional polarization of the North vs South. Its less manifest on your screen at home. But its still there. You have Air raid QB's going for the jugular on 48-56 point shootouts on WR's going for the homerun 3/4 plays in the West. East? you have the offenses trying to nickel and dime defenses to death. Quick curl routes that never go more than 10 yards and take 2 seconds to develop. But instead of gashing a defense for seventy yards on the home run, they methodically carve up defenses like glaciers carving their way through the hash marks on the way to the end zone.
And right now youre asking
>what does this have to do with sam darnold?
Well let me tell you. You have this cimmerian prospect of talent. His legs nothing more than roots to allow his taught shoulders deliver centrifugal force along his hips and shoulders to allow throws less than 0.0000004% of the population to could actually make. It took millions of years to develop specimens like these, in the North. Where his ancestors perfected this for hundreds of thousands of years with spear and atlatl developed these genes.

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Now youre asking
>so whats holding him back?
And Im here to tell you dear listeners. Again, the answer would be polar opposite geography.
In other words
The South.
You see while darnolds distant ancestors went on to develop science, build empires, sail vast oceans, create monuments and aqueducts and works of art.
Hellenic. Roman. Celt. The Renaissance. The Holy Roman Empire. The birth of Protestantism. The list goes on and on.
well for the same hundreds of thousands of years in the dark heart of the dark continent where dark men with dark eyes spent millennia merely perfecting their own dark impulses of savage cruelty.
In this land the where there is no Art. Or cities. Or great works of man. No beasts of burden to carry armies across continents. No agricultural research beyond the best way to pluck bananas from the trees. In this land of the South where the greatest formations of men were articulated in battle by beatboxing and drum beats, comes our hero's greatest foil.
The most wretched ailment fair terra has ever suffered to plague the children of man for their audacity to dream.......to build.......to throw.
I speak of course of the black head coach.

and unlike the united states or russia or any other nation that still stood after civil war determined by geography nearly destroyed it. there is zero hope to overcome such a massive burden. you can practice scorched earth. raze cities. salt the fields of your enemies. drop nuclear bombs. and humans can recover. they can go on to excel.
but that dark burden of a negro head coach? there can be no ascension. the insurmountable dark matter of the nigger intellect like celestial bodies in heaven exists only to exert its incredible gravity to suffocate the light born of our northern stars.

Personally I'd like to see him with a Dabo Swinney led team. All Im saying is the verdict is still out on darnold. And perhaps in a rare twist of irony, maybe its the south, OUR south that can deliver.

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Joe had charisma

this is Miles Austin's rookie season. how is this stat line possible?

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Oakland

Did he return punts?

punts no, kicks yes
PFR's returns stats sections don't show fumbles tho which is weird

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its pretty fucking CRINGE i gotta say. And him avatarfag posting with that beat kike loving whore is annoying too.

MODS = FAGGOTS

They do some good. They keep faggots like patriot tripfags and 3rd worlders in line. What did they do to you?

they don't do enough to keep you in line obviously, seeing as you keep managing to get un-banned

I dont do anything to get banned though. In fact I specialize in b8ing others into breaking the rules, then report them resukting in them getting banned.

In fact you are all such shit posters (not shitposters) with your gay twitter/reddit/facebook screen shots I feel like its my duty to be as obnoxious as possible. To quote Ghenghis Khan "I am the punishment of God, if you had not committed great sins, God would not have sent a punishment like me upon you".

>posts cheese pizza
>"wut? I don't do anything wrong, I just goad others into breakin da rules"

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He posted CP?

Hey just wanna say that you're my favorite tripfag. Fuck the haters

Still pushing this meme are you?

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I was there when he posted that shit as well. That scumbag should be in jail.

Legitimately kill yourself dindu.

ник фoлз

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Seven (7)

Cannot wait desu

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This. Old Baysed For The Win!

This guy is the next Tony Romo. I expect him to end up on the Chargers or Cowboys so he can be the next big mexican QB.

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February 2nd (probably 3rd actually), 2020.
Lucky number seven gets added to the case.

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So who's going to fall for the big muscular wr meme?

ur mom lol

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Denver, Green Bay, Indy, JAX (trade down), Titans.

This Steelers implosion is just delicious

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Friendly reminder that I was completely right about the Bears despite the constant meme arrows I received, and I will continue to be right next year when Da Bears win da superb owl

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OBSESSED
also OBSESSED

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Iggles

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This is a pretty bitch

....

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yes

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L E L
E
L

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kek

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Chiefs away and Chiefs home

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>people actually think that kaepercuck is going to get signed by the Patriots
Are they completely retarded?

Yea the media has gone total senile since 2016.

It's just clickbait to draw in tards like yourself

Reminder

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>j-just pretending to be retarded haha
Lol ok fag

r8 please

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how come no one talks about the minnesota miracle anymore??

Hot take: the GOAT NFL player is not a quarterback

How come no one talks about that one tebow throw anymore?

Everybody knows Rice is the true NFL GOAT.

Imagine being retarded enough to think that OBJ is going to the Patriots

tebow
>gets blackballed
>lolwhogivesashit.jpeg
Kapernick
>gets blackballed
>literally as bad as the holocaust.

Lmao

Imagine being you

tebow didn't get blackballed, he just fucking sucked and has no business being on an NFL roster as a starter

>revisionist history

Lmao

>tebow
>blackballed
What? He was given multiple chances, even after everyone realized he sucked.

Rate this perfect draft

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Wasn’t he decent with the Broncos though? He could’ve been used as a Taysom Hill like utility guy.

They'll regress this year, the Vikings will win the north again, and have another embarrassing playoff loss this time with Cousins in Primetime.... And there goes our Superbowl window and will likely result in panic firings that will set us back to rebuilding once again.

>Kirk Cucksins having a good year
>Vicucks doing anything

LOL

>Bears blowing it to the Eagles in Round fucking one

LEL

Not even a bears fan retard, but your team is shit.

Hahahaha SEETHING

Cant fucking lie to me son, youre either a Bears fan or a fucking Packcuck fan

I’m a pats fan lol and I don’t even hate the Vikings but come on now.

cringe

And bluepilled

Browns probably won't take an OT first round. Their Oline at the end of last year was decent, and if they're gonna get a OT it will probably be in free agency.
If there is a decent edge rusher or DT available they'll take him instead.

You replied to the wrong post

twitter.com/MerrisBadcock/status/1098987178674262017

>Kraft, R

RUH ROH

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>KRAFT CHARGED WITH BEING A PIMP

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Is there a more disgusting sports franchise in all of sports than the Numale Patriots?

please... it... it could be any Robert craft born in June 1941

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>the pats will still win the sb

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LMAO

fucking based kraft

What an amateur

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>Jerry Richardson says dirty old man shit on jeans day
>Gets Donald Sterling'd out of the league and permanently vilified by nu-males

>Robert Kraft is a literal pimp
>????

I bet you anything that the NFL won't do shit to Kraft and that Richardson was only made an example out of because he didn't like the politicization of the league.

Rule 0 of getting rich, never spend your money.

So in an all NFL draft you're drafting Jerry Rice first overall?

>massagevparlor down the street from my apt
>always wondered about going there, if they had a little extra something
>eventually it suddenly closes
maybe they raided it and I dodged a bullet

He wasn't a pimp, he just got a happy ending at a massage place. Being a manipulative shitbag and sexually harrassing your employees is much worse than that.

Prostitution is illegal and sexual harassment isn't.

>The Patriots Dynasty dies because their owner got caught getting his dick wet

You literally can't write a better script than this

>Kraft has to pay for sex
This just confirms that Based Jerry is the biggest Chad owner.

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>actually believing rich people go to jail

ISHYGDDT

>pastitutes

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Isn't prostitution legal in Florida? Would would think of all places....

Trump downfall curse continues.

looks like Irsay finally has one over on the Pats

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Never thought Kraft would do something Irsay level stupid

Jerry Richardson had to sell his team and what he did was not nearly as bad....So this begs the question who is buying the Patriots?

>So this begs the question who is buying the Patriots?
T R U M P

>muh confirmation bias

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Can’t buy a team from jail.

It's a soliciting charge, not human trafficking. He'll get an Irsay like punishment I assume. Jerry had to sell because lawsuit potential and bad pr.

If you wouldn't youre *literally* retarded

Trump doesn't have close to enough money to buy the Pats lol. The fucking shit ass Panthers just sold for 2.2 billion.

>Trump finally gets his NFL team and moves them to NYC
gonna have to go with based timeline

BASED
A
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I'd rather have LT or Reggie White desu

It's not a tripfag thing it's a turk thing

Sexual harassment is legal on your country?

If Kraft isn't forced to sell the Pats, I'm quitting football.

t Panthers fan

like you wouldn't have quit when they inevitably go 5-11 this season anyway

happy endings aren’t even worth it honestly

Jerry buys the pats

t. Jussie Smalltots

Richardson was an old-school owner who hadn't won a Super Bowl and didn't like his players getting tattoos. I maintain that the NFL wanted to make an example out of him because he was one of the owners who didn't tolerate kneeling for the national anthem in '17.

Kraft is untouchable. He makes the league money hand over fist.

>what he did was not nearly as bad
Bullshit

What happens after you finish. Guess its pretty awkward aint it?

It's not, user is a dumbass

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the only time i'll support SJWs is if they get Kraft to force-sell the team and the patriots utterly collapse thereafter

Nah I need to see Cam dab on everyone.

"sjws" aren't obsessed with sex like right wing cucks are. Right wingers care deeply about how other people fuck, for some odd reason.

>its another doom and gloom Patriots off season
7th ring confirmed?

Before Kraft leaves he gives Belichick a small loan of a billion dollars to buy the team with.

>this is the new 'gate' the league will use to try and take down the Patriots

Absolutely pathetic

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>2010
whoa

2010 Williams here

If you like college football pls watch this

youtu.be/2tKhoecVqsw

Thoughts?

Not sure about that. Talks that the parlor is involved in human trafficking on top of prostitution so that's a really fucking bad look.

T.b.h. prostitution shouldn't even be illegal. Prosecute trafficking and coercion harshly, but sex work itself is harmless.

Are you implying Kraft was involved in the trafficking or knew about it? What are you basing that on?

ayy Robbie they let you keep your phone on you in jew jail?

...

>support incest pedophilia
>support wife cucking
>support human trafficking
>b*stoniods
>j*wish
gas gas gas

>muh joos
Cringe

That really doesn't matter because once again it's a really bad look. Especially with how much talk has happened over the last couple years about the Super bowl being one of the biggest days for human trafficking to occur.

I'm not sure what point you're trying to make. What Richardson did was objectively worse than this, regardless of what you think the optics are.

new england patriots

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>Jew gets arrested for soliciting a prostitute
>oy vey! Make it legal! Remember the 6 gorillion

>be a degenerate in the office and saying dirty shit doesn't look as bad as going to a seedy massage parlor involved in human trafficking to get a blowey joey.

Not sure about that one. Richardson said obscene shit. Kraft actively sought it out and paid for it. Both are shitty but I'm gonna go ahead and say human trafficking is a much worse look than saying nigger.

How long will Brady get suspended for this?

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Lol what's the craic with Robert Kraft boys? Is he ourguy?

>girlfriend cucks him so he has to pay for sex
Sounds like this website so I'd say yes.

Reporting every political post in this thread

Slippery slope

Reporting every announced report in this thread

>girlfriend
You mustn't know this website very well

t. 20iq drumpflet

honestly i wouldn't give a shit if it was just straight prostitution, but they throw in the "human trafficking" part, which down here in TX, involves spics going around strip malls near interstate highways and literally grabbing women in broad daylight, shoving them in cars, and hauling ass toward mexico for a life of slavery.
don't really know what to think. as a pats fan, literally shaking rn

Kraft did nothing wrong

His career is over

>don't really know what to think. as a pats fan, literally shaking rn
our guy? Obvious false flag. Robert Kraft is the man

>being a john is the same as human smuggling

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A hypothetical situation if anyone here actually did get a girlfriend.

I guess we live in a world where people are okay with rich white men grabbing women by the pussy and exploiting sex trafficking victims. Disgusting.

anyone with half a brain knows it's not but once again you throw in the human trafficking part as well as how vocal people and the NFL are about human trafficking concerns this looks really bad for them. If the prostitution bust didn't include that human trafficking bit this wouldn't have been such a big deal.

How so?

>walk into massage parlor with sore back
>order massage
>some random gook chick comes out
>fall asleep
>wake up and leave
>6 months later get charged with soliciting a prostitute

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Haha you said "gook"! Epic! You're so cool!

>tfw I go to one every month with a gorgeous Asian
>now I’m paranoid

Considering they have video evidence of Kraft there and are charging him with a crime, I sincerely doubt that's the case, my damage controlling Pats user.

kraft gud boi he dindu nuffin

about as believable as "That's not my cocaine officer my friend borrowed my car last month!"

Gook detected.

We all know Brady is involved in child sex trafficking

He's a billionaire, he's not getting shit for punishment.

Free agency starts in a week. Nobody is going to give a shit about this

Reported for libel

Hahahaha do you really believe this? This is going to be a massive deal, whether Kraft sees the inside of a cell or not. I'm 90% sure he'll be forced to sell the team or at least step into the background.

lolololololol

Enjoy it while it lasts. Prob only a decade of it left at this rate

You guys need to get the Twitter machine going to start the "force Kraft to sell" meme.

whether or not this is true, he is going to be forced to sell the team.

also people are going to use this as ammo against brady, for some reason.

>also people are going to use this as ammo against brady, for some reason.
Brady kisses Kraft on the mouth, meaning by the transitive property he is part of a human trafficking ring. 8 game suspension minimum

Kraft should be forced to give control to Kahn for reparations on behalf of Israeli warcrimes

The funny thing, even if this is true, people get prosecuted for this shit all the time not because of the act itself, but because it is paid for and untaxed and unregulated by the government. People love acting that this isn't the case but it is. No uproar ever happens when some guy pays for something expensive in some backroom deal (as long is the item(s) in question aren't illegal). So, I don't get why this is the case with prostitution. There are legal whorehouses in the states that get taxed.

>the absolute state of Patriots and kike damage control itt

when George Shinn got caught on prostitution charges, the NBA forced him to sell his team and then relocated them

>D-damage control
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moonlite_BunnyRanch

he'll sell it to Jonathan Kraft for 1 dollar

I for one, cannot wait for belichick to win at least five games with bryan hoyer, with brady coming back to take them to 13-3, and forcing jewdell to give brady another ring.

the NFL is much scummier than the NBA. they'd only care if it hurt their profit margins.

...

>I'm 90% sure he'll be forced to sell the team or at least step into the background.

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