Eternal Arsenal Thread

is

mentally

retarded

Can /arse/ really be finished if Claude's anger is eternal?

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How ya holding up lil fellas?

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Pretty good, I just stop in here for the bants. I've always had a soft spot for Spurs, couldn't tell you why.

>Borisov Automobile and Tractor Electronics
what a new low

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Nah cant be worse than the domestic cup ties surely. Like forest and who was the other one Brentford

I bet Emery leaves Ozil on the bench tonight

Redemption arc team squad for tonight:
>Denis the Menace - Nketiah - Saka - Young Obama
>------- Oezil -------
>RamGOAT --- Goblino
>Koala - Kościelny - Sokratis
>------- Le No -------

not even wing backs huh. doubt this will come closed to the line up.

Dead club
Dead general

Rip /arse/ 2013-2019

>wingbacks
"Outscoring Opponents FC" not "Scared Little Bitch Afraid of Losing Goals FC".

Arse will pass the turn 2-0 with a goal scored by Rambo in the 93 minute

hope the game goes better than my date tonight probably will

You know that the most arsenal finish possible is a 2-1 victory and going out on away goals, right? Shades of monaco!

That said, with atletico comfortably up 2-0 on juve in the CL I hope you're right, as I wouldn't mind seeing another decent/proper CL run!

Why do so many on r/gunners want to keep all our shit players? Saw guys on reddit now talking about How we should keep Chambers and have him for years to come as a cdm/cb rotation like What the fuck Why do They love keeping mediocre shit players around for so long

We don't have a selling culture. Club and fans are still deluded into thinking players being sold is a sign of weakness

How much do you think Arsenal will get out of Ozil this summer? Or if they have to instead pay money to get him to leave.
Who will even buy him?

Because he's better than mustafi and seeing the defensive crisis it kinda makes sense

Lads what happens if Arsenal lose to BATE?

DT is not gonna upload another player rating.

Why does DT always bring up money spent when they lose

bbc.com/sport/football/47319557
bring lass back home?

Sounds like a Flamini transfer

Hiding in the toilets at work lads. 2 more hours to go.

no worries, without european football arsenal can focus on winning the league

Fuck arsenal for losing to bate and making me care about soccer gonna be so disappointed today when arse wins

we better win or else

or else what m8
what are you gonna do
i'm standing rite here

try me and see what happens

2-1

Ozil starts!

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>Guendouzi
>Iwobi
at least its back 4

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>bitchsteiner instead of jenkGOD
>shittytaryan instead of Suarez
>Guen instead of Torreira

want this fraud out of my club rfn

>Shit
>Shitsteiner
>Shitstafi
>Deadścielny
>Shitreal
>Guendoushit
>Xshit
>Mkshitaryan
>
>Shitwobi
>Shitbamayang

>ozil scores a worldie against potato farmers and roach twitter stans come back in full force

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2009/10 - Arsenal have been eliminated from each of their last six two-legged ties in European competition when losing the first leg – the last such tie they managed to reverse was against FC Porto in the Champions League in 2009-10. Expecting. #ARSBAT #UEL

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what? why cech?

>cech
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Cup game

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>cech
>lichtsteiner
>mkhi
>iwobi
>guendouzi
epic

it's a EL knockout game

tbqh I'm just happy it's an attacking formation

>everyone treating Ozil like prime messi just because he's missed a few games and he's been hyped up for weeks

I hate Ozil, But most of all i hate his faggot fans. Worst transfer ever to happen in Arsenals history

not gonna advance tonight lads, Bate Tractor lads are too good.

Absolute truthNUKE. his turkoid stans shitpost OZIL MULSIM HALAL XX on every twitter post about him so cancerous

don't follow any sports shit on social media but are ozil fans worse than africans

By far. The only one africans can hype is Iwobi and even They have given up on him.

But the roach stans refuse to aknowledge Ozil is shit, But even worse They support Ozil, not Arsenal.

is the Arsenal BATE game today the best one as a neutral in europa league? arent they down and have to actaully win to advance? i want memes and upsets

>losing to BATE
kek never change Arse-cuck

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BATE could go through...maybe

Emery just takes "knockout game" bit to literal

It could all be over by halftime desu. Start with this but keep an eye on the other scores and switch over if they look promising

You both deserve worse than torture.

Ozil won a WC against prime Messi.

lads

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now that reddit soccer streams is ded

Where the fuck can I watch the game?

reddit still

>reddit soccer streams is ded
literally first link in google

And so it begins

Wheyyyyy

>bate scores already
fucks sake

top kek

>can't even score against BATE
emery OUT

The ex-mods of SoccerStreams formed Footybite
footybite.com/football/bate-borisov-vs-arsenal-preview/

OBAMA

stop linking it you stupid fucking cunts jesus christ

They encourage sharing Footybite you absolute fucking mongoloid, it's on the bottom of every stream.

It's the subreddits which shouldn't be shared

>iwogbi

>shittytaryan

yes the site not the literal fucking url

Basede GK

>Iwobi "earns" more money than you

It's not fight club m8 why wouldnt they want site traffic?

based lichsteiner

APOLOGISE

No no, apparently it's fine to share the site which contains the links as much as you want but user is saying we must not share the exact URLs because he says so.

that site is shit btw, no acestreams which makes it pointless and all links need to be edited by a mod so much slower than reddit. should just stick to pop up subreddits for now

kinda want BATE to score just to see the reaction. our defending is just as bad as it was under wenker

>knees him in the face
>no card

cool

>shot of the stand showing just how far back the upper tier is
really wish we built a more compact stadium lads. now we're stuck with this concrete bowl for another century

>no acestreams
It's got 4 on that page alone.

>there are zoomers ITT right now who saw us play at highbury

You are as thick as absolute fuck.

It's trying to save face for some reason, obviously the same mong from before.

Well, it's the same deadwood players at the back, nothing surprising

It has them for this game but hasn't had them for any previous arsenal game. It's got no where near as many stream sources as the subreddit did, mostly because it requires a single mod to edit them in to the page every time. also lack of comments means you have to go through every link to find a decent one instead of the best being upvoted to the top

it's a fucking shit solution and you should stick to the pop-up subreddits like I said rather than using it. I'm not the other retard btw, think he was just a troll

too many non-direct hits from sites like this place up its search ranking to the point that even the retards that are looking to close them can fins them

its like you retards don;t know the first fucking thing about web access, banable links and search rankings.

moron
twat

If Bate score do Arse need 2?

/r/footballconnection/
>is the latest pop-up subreddit
>directly links to footybite
>"wahh don't do this because-"

Imagine being koscielny and missing your only chance to win a WC due to injury

you really think the authorities don't know about that website already, or are you just a retard?

Imagine playing against tractor FC and all you do is boring crosses

Reddit gets more visitors than Yea Forums, I doubt posting links in here is a problem. It's linking directly to the streams themselves which they don't like.

My srtream just went down reee

How can I start a stream for /arse/?

>those qts behind guendouzi

its not about knowing about it. If it is able to create too much traffic from direct links from say, I don;t know 4channel.org/sp/ it not only gets hiroshima in trouble but also gives them grounds for more money and manpower in taking the owners to court, and initiating other procedures.

its like you have no idea what vpn, and private trackers are used for when it comes to media and why they don't hand out links and keys like candy

its a pop up for retards because they don't understand how to use google or make a fucking bookmark. do you even know why its a pop up? because if it stays static it will be taken down

>Ozil fans
>Africans
>Arsenal

congrats, you get both in one package

screenshot? missed it :(

Who scored? My stream looks like ass.

own goal kek

>2 hours of football against BATE boys and we still haven't scored a goal

heh this xhaka fella can really slot out a long low pass

>Cech
>Monreal
>Koscielny
>Mustafi
>Lichtsteiner

yes

No one from Arsenal.

>be ozil
>kick ball forward
>be so shit it actually goes backwards

majority of arsenal shots against Traktor FC in the last 10 are literally 30 yard belter attempts outside the box from Granit Caca and Lichsteiner

Ah fer facks sake!

imagine thinking lichsteiner should be anywhere near a top flight team

>waaah we miss ozil's creativity
>get ozil on and proceed to cross and pass sideways for 90 minutes
this fucking club

shitstafi still OUT
Imagine thinking that Arsenal is a top flight team

SHITSTAFI

hey retard, stop being fucking retarded

*apologises*

Perfect 350k a week corner

dat BATE qt tho

Is it my stream that is slow or are the players slow?
Because it looks like a Sunday league full of 45+ lardasses trying to ""play"", holy fuck.

Forgive him boys

>that BATE qt

oh gosh

>Imagine thinking that Arsenal is a top flight team
Arsenal is literally a top flight team

Xhaka crossed

Is that all Arsenal can do?
They can't score unless its a corner

any screenshots of the BATE qt pls to add to my folder

Well that's that. Switching to Salzburg/Brugge

Tfw belarussian slag

Not without the main man

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Zenit vs. Fenerbache looks to be the more interesting competition right now.

>auba trying to do an henry
cringe

It's better than >tryingtowalkitin and getting nothing done like with wenger

Didnt know the Turks scored. 4-2 now anyway

>iwogbi giving the ball away AGAIN
how does it he do it

Here my man.

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I know, some retarded Norwegian commentators talked about Ozils perfect left foot on that corner goal when it was Xhaka

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SPORTING

>memedouzi

These two commentators are bottom of the barrel.

Iwobi is not s-o bad, ar least he tries to create chances unlike Shitaryab

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Are we, dare I say it, back?

Iwobi is complete and utter shit.

just like the norwegian posters in /arse/

HALF TIME

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Done lads. Too boring

Banter era banter commentators.
Remember the shmucks on me tele mistaking Welbz for Iwobi (and vice versa) for a whole game. Hysterical.

yikes

Can that frog eyed overpriced cunt actually give a fuck for once. Every time, when he tries to press, he just jogs non chalantly towards the target, when he can't reach it he just stops; doesn't even fucking bother to get back in position.

And before you lads say he's extremly creative, there's been a lot of situations where he actually slowed the game down, and instead of choosing to be more direct, he'd pass it sideways.

REMIND ME AGAIN WHY HE'S WORTH 350K

Cringe

Some of Guendouzi's forward passing is brilliant.

>playing all these wh*te people when you want to use wide areas for stretching the opponent and crossing
just fucking imagine if we had Gnabry or Nelson, im just fucking imagining watching them. play.
not these effete caucasoid widemen like Mkhitarshit or Denith Thuarez

me wearing black

god damn brit slags are ugly
rochas>>>>>britslags

Mother fucker is ugly as shit

Xhaka makes better passes overall imo, Guendhouzi tries too hard for the intricate floating long ball, Xhaka does the hard driven low passes to break the opponent's midfield press a lot better

He is proving why Emery doesn't want to play him.

Leno
Bellerin De Ligt Koscielny Mendy
Guendouzi Torreira Rakitic
Pepe Aubameyang Reus

Realistically no one can stop us next season

pity he's shit most of the time

Tbf nobody in this game is giving it their all. Although Ozil never gives it everything even in epl fixtures

>some mini doc on an NBA player at halftime
ok then

>start Ozil
>don't lose 0-1 to BATE Borisov

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1,3,4,2

Maybe reddit is the place for you?

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If u lads want to get angry check out the comments on YouTube videos about Emery benching Ozil, 90% of them support Ozil. It's disgusting, they think it's 2013 or smthn.

isn't that the big boss man?

was it iwogbi?

>sorgulayan1995: what is your skin color ? Black obese
kek the fucking turks in the stream chat

Yeah I've been watching old WCW

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still hoping we lose lads

Villeral/Sporting or Zenit/Fen?

I know, there, on facebook, on twitter as well. Those fucking mistakes of nature are Arsenal fans just cause Ozil is here or some shit. It pisses me off how they can justify that he's worth 350k a week when he can't even be bothered to run. Even that big ass forehead homer looking retard DT thinks he's worth it. It just confuses the shit out of me.

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nice

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Quick, half time is almost over

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lots of nigger and nigger apologists on reddit, of course those freaks love him

Based

Stop it. You lads have enough mutts in your countries as it is.

blacks are so disgusting

literally every australian i've met has been some autistic Wasian mutt or some gross hairy greaseball

What you talking about son, that chocolate looks tasty as fuck,

they look quintessentially British, dafuq u on about

who do >we want in the next round?

>t. Limestone Xhaka

Bet you masturbate to asian women lel

Malmö if possible

Here's something "lighter"
mutt pride

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gooks >>>>>>>>> nigs

if you find black women attractive you're a certified fag and probably enjoy the sexual company of animals

I would hazard a guess that 0.001% of our pop are mutts. Given the sheer amount of them over in your country there's a strong chance I'm talking to one now lmao

asian women can actually be attractive tho

>This fucking defense

Lmfao

>What you talking about son, that chocolate looks tasty as fuck,

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im pure aryan, germanic fathers side and scottish with norweigan on my moms.

You bloody bet I do

Looks like a darker Natile Portman

>shittytarian

Why you posting pic of yourself m8

no she doesn't lmao

Is this a good thing?

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>beta male whiteknighting asian women
Like clockwork

no
lips look very bad in this image

she does

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fucking based

dios mio...
la creatura perfidiosa albiona

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I wouldn't say she looks like Portman but I can definitely see a tiny resemblance.

its not the same woman btw

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>beta faggot defending blacks again
cringe. just come out of the closet bro

Hang on why would liking big tits and arse mean you're gay?

she doesn't. natalie portman has a very narrow head with sunken eyes like most ashkenazi jews. the only resemblance between these images in the curly hair

why are you defending asian woman so vehemently you obese weeb lmao. you just seem aggressively retarded, and this is coming from someone dating a taiwanese-american

>Gwendouzi forgetting the ball
I'll be needing a webm of that!

I mean I'm not homosexual nor can I have high standards so I would 100% go that but don't marry it lads. Imagine your kids

because black women are high test which manifests through a number of physical features closely resembling men. not to mention the generic black features of rubbery lips, large flaring nose and pubic-like hair texture aren't at all flattering

Hleb looks like a heroin druggie now

I unironically want Wenger back. I don’t think we will return to the Champions League with Memery

>physical features closely resembling men
yes m8 like a massive bouncy arse just like all the lads have

Just realized why this game seems so slow, the Bosnian hulk isn't on

SOKRATIS
stop fighting, have a latina
good opinion mate

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Hleb the lucky charm.

>2 posts simply mentioning the objective truth that asian women are more attractive than black women has the /r/soccer dweebs in fits of rage, frothing and foaming and bashing their keyboard with all the fervour of their monkey-like goddesses performing a rain-dance

>yes m8 like a massive bouncy arse just like all the lads have
they look like primates m8, let's be honest

>1 own goal
>2 goals from corners
what did we mean by this

Fucking love Sokratis.

Female primates though

Emery's got his

Bet you like Jap schoolgirls making those stupid childish noises you fucking nonce

based papapapapapapaappapapapapapapapastaotoupoulous

Asian women are bottom of the barrel, have a typical English rose

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based Socrates

>zoophiles in MY /arse/
disgusting

>this is BATE

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where tf are people finding streams now that the only useful thing on leddit got taken down

asian women are very petite and feminine, not something you'd be too accustomed too with sharkeisha and ta-sheboon waddling around you deviant fuck

>stream shits itself just in time for goal and all the replays
Of fucking course.

just buy a tv lmao like wtf nigga

I don't think I have ever seen a leaf posting here

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here you go friend

>Ozil wearing the armband
(puke)

>Ozil taking the piss out of a chance

FROGEYESSSSSSSSSSSSS

thanks bud

>auba
dogshit

>now remember Bayern only lost to Arsenal and BATE when they won champions league in 2013

How is Ozil doing? I haven't been watching the match properly but from what little I've seen of Ozil, it looked like he didn't care enough to get the ball even when it's right near him. Was it much of the same for the whole match or did I just catch him when he was tired or something?

So if BATE score 1 they go through on the away goal rules because they are worth 2 goals which would make it 3-3?

The away goal shit only applies if there's a tie.

no BATE would be ahead 4-3 on away goals because there's also the league multiplier rule, shithouse leagues like Belarus have their away goals worth 3

anyone with jungle fever deserves to be shot

Basically no effort as usual. Good on the ball but not much else. Emery hasn't started him for the past month.

Suarez looks like a young Jeremy Irons from some angles.

Damn. That sucks to hear. For some reason I thought he'd be rejuvenated or something.

Ozil most likely doesnt give a single shit about this club and football in general after winning the world cup and has retired already mentally.

This.

His PR team is in full throttle to create a divide in the fanbase and show that he does give a shit by quoting Bergkamp.

In reality, Emery dropped him hoping for a reaction and change in attitude, which did not come even now.

I hope he leaves in the summer...

I feel like it started going downhill at around 2016 though. Maybe I just have a bad memory. Either way it feels bad man. I want to expect him to do well but I just can't bring myself to do so.

>dropped him hoping for a reaction and change in attitude
This is why I thought he'd be rejuvenated but I guess it was wishful thinking.

He's a lost cause mate, at the end of his career, He didn't change at RM when Ancelotti wanted a change in attitude, why would he change now ?

Based Xhaka showing soul

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come home white man

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Twitter going full retard about how good Ozil was and how he should start every game.

KILL ME NOW

nice

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Islam teaches that you cannot stop nor slow down the world's descent into chaos. Ozil literally feeds upon the energy released by matter as it decays into disorder, which is what angers Christians so much.

we won and i feel no joy whats that about

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i never want to see iwobi and mikhitaryan ever play again for arsenal. these retards make me miss fucking walcott and podolski...

99% of arsenal fans suffer from depression and demoralization

Football, especially English football, has devolved into a sport for halfbreeds. I can't even watch anymore its just one nigger after another. Ngubu this Iwogbi that. And the Man Utd squad? Compared to 20 years ago? Cringe. How can you be excited about a guy who looks like Rashford or Lingard? Pathetic. I'm going to hockey.

>ameriwog talking about halfbreeds

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Well yes I'm an expert on it. Another 20 years and I bet PL looks like NBA.

>20 years

Do we tell him?

Imagine listening to JBP on anything but psychology

based and redpilled. think im gonna take the hockeypill soon aswell desu

Theo and poldi are better than iwobi and mkhi

wish more south asians were played soccer

and theo and poldi were still far to shit to play regularly for a team that wants to win anytinhg

100% agree, at least podolski looked like a fun fellow to have around

haha yeah, mikhitaryan looks like he came straight out of auschwitz

Worse, straight out of Albania

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>owngoal
>corner
>corner

I miss total football

Where the fuck are you, /arse/? Are you seriously going to leave me here alone with jamaican?

instagram.com/p/BuKIjs1F6Qf/

youtube.com/watch?v=9qi1WioTKG4

>Women knowing anything about football

Are Arsenal THE most beta club in football right now?

Zagreb
Frankfurt
Salzburg
Napoli
Valencia
Villarreal
Zenit
Benfica
Krasnador
Chelsea
Kiev
Inter
Slavia Prague
Rennes

Who we fancy?

Frankfurt, Inter and Napoli would smash us probably Salzburg aswell

I want Rennes, they're midtable in France and it's one of the closer away matches distance wise, can't be fucked with away trips to Eastern Europe

chelsea

Emery IN

Emery on Ozil’s performance: "Well, I said to him to carry on & be available like today & the last two weeks to continue training & helping us. Today I am happy & this is the way we want with him"

Emery on Ozil: "If he is available, like the last two weeks, we are going to play a lot of matches & maybe sometimes we need him in the starting XI & sometimes on the bench because we have a lot of players to also help us" #Arsenal

Pragmatic based Unai not doing any bullshit babysitting pampering that Ozil was used to having in the past. He either steps up or steps off.

can a man have any more of a typical slavic english voice?

Krasnador, rennes, slavia prague or Kiev.

jesus christ this shit is so funny because of his broken english he speaks like a 5 year old

He can just sit on the steps.

Was at the game tonight lads. Watched Ozil closely throughout the game. He didn't look at his best physically, which makes me think he's not entirely fit (all those days off playing Fortnite clearly taking its toll), but his presence had a very positive impact on our play. We had become absurdly predictable in our attacking play recently. It was nice to have an alternative to the Iwobi-Kola-Laca/Auba pipeline. We were actually able to control possession higher up the pitch and had multiple avenues of attack against a super-defensive opposition. It was good to have him back, although I think he's still got some way to go before being back to his best. Hopefully he can massage Emery's ego enough in training to make his way back into the team more regularly. Emeryball without Ozil and/or Ramsey is dull as fuck.

he looked so fucking slow chasing down oppoents for pressing, like he was jogging not sprinting at full speed. wtf was that about

As I said, his physical level looked pretty off. I took it to be a fitness issue but he might have deliberately been doing an absurdly shitty press as part of some kind of mental chess game with Emery. It's hard to know what's going on between them. The sooner they do coke together, suck each other off and finally release all this pent up sexual tension that's going on between them, the better for everyone concerned.

>Ozshit

would you prefer to carry Ozil so that he can work his magic which is pretty much non-existent at the moment? Those around him have to do the donkey work even the forwards while he drift into le ebin space doing his thing.

sorely need someone that can unlock the opposition defense as at it is now we just play mindless low IQ crab football

Xhaka, Guendozi and Torreira can do those sometimes from the deep but >we need a connection from midfield to attack in the middle too and the channels rather than just going wide relying on interchange with wingbacks/fullbacks

as it is now just clueless mindless rudderless sidepasses with occasional cutbacks as the means to create chances

what if we kept cazorla. could have played him as a still standing number 10 just spraying balls everywhere

I have confidence the magic'll return if he trains consistently and gets a consistent run of games. He's a talented enough player - it's merely about enabling him to show that talent. And even when he doesn't have a standout game (like tonight) he's still a very useful advanced playmaker. His pass completion, chances created and key passes were all very good tonight. He enables us to control the game high up the pitch and offer diverse attacking threats. We've been missing that in games against a lot of the lesser sides and have struggled to control long periods in games. I personally don't mind having one forward player who isn't a superb presser either - the super-high press is only really needed in the biggest games, for which we can drop Ozil for Ramsey.

She looks like she fucks black guys

Ozil gets his strength by feasting upon the life force of other humans. He needs to have players sacrificed to him because whilst normal people survive mostly on material resources, Ozil is conscious on both a material level and one that's pure energy. The latter allows him to literally surf the waves of potential paths that are created by the universe as it gradually dissipates its resources.

Wenger kept feeding him player after player and when he was done with them, all that was left were empty husks that could barely function as human beings, whether it's Alexis, Ox, Theo, Coq etc. This year, he's been literally sucking the life force out of Bellerin and Kolasinac. One of them died from sheer exhaustion and the other probably hasn't that much life force left in him either. Even Ronaldo wasn't quite the same after Ozil was done with him.

I think that after all these years of Arsenal feeding him the life force of other players, they're starting to run out of resources. Emery realizes that, which is why he's not letting him play as much and is instead trying to create a system that will ration Arsenal's remaining life force. What's also difficult is that those players are difficult to find. Ozil specifically needs players that have the ability to release large amounts of life force in quick bursts so that he can utilize the resulting waves within the time-lapse of a football game.

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Kys

>mfw
>So many Gooners on AFTV want Ozil Out because they think he's not good enough
>As if Arsenal could find cheap better replacement
>They praise Memedouzi instead

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didn't watch the game but 0 goals from open play wow

do you know who jonas salk was?
he was the jewish scientist that cured polio. he created the march of dimes to raise millions to fund his research.
polio was a crippling and deadly disease putting children all over the world into a wheelchair or an early grave. the vaccine for polio was one of the greatest medical achievements of the last century. its a globally essential medicine.
and this guy jonas salk?
he could have made billions from it. he could have patented it and made actual billions of dollars.
you know what he did? he waived the patent. he gave up billions just to make sure as many people who could be helped got the help they needed. he became a celeb after that even though he hated it. truly a great man and he left the world a better place than he came into it.

If I had a choice between polio existing in the USA/world and jews. I would choose polio every single time and twice on sundays. I would infect myself with polio and tour america spreading the disease in a custom built wheelchair or crutches if it meant all the jews and their influence were excised from my country like the cancer they are.
polio is nothing compared to the harmful effects of jews on the USA and world.I would give anything to live in a world where our biggest problem was building access ramps and compliance with the civil disabilities act.

that sounds like hyperbole. it is not. 100% authentic feelings. I cant sleep at night anymore. I wish I never started questioning things. I wish I was still a dumb rube out there able to laugh at things instead of a woke misanthrope. I envy the dumb.

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this

As someone who's grandad caught Polio in his 30's, robbing him of the use of his legs for the rest of his life, which lead to him losing his job and ultimately his sense of time for the last decade of his life, can you please leave this thread and fuck off back to your shitty containment board so I don't have to deal with this sort of retardation you colossal faggot.

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Against 11 guys standing on their goal line for 90 minutes. This was predictable.

your grandad literally deserved it. he must have sinned in his past life.

based

wow nigel so one of your grandads caught polio and the other two died in the holocaust?
thats crazy

now ask yourself. would your grandad rather have polio or a UK not full of child raping pakis and niggers?

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Same, we're all dead inside

>my grandad life is worth more than milions of other lives
Into the trash you go

Chelsea hit with transfer ban for two windows

>Rennes

>getting kicked out by the super underdogs
feelsbadman

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10 - Rennes will be the 10th different French side that Arsenal have faced in European competition (also Rouen, PSG, Auxerre, Lens, Nantes, Lyon, Marseille, Montpellier and Monaco). Variety.

>almost got zenit again
unluckeeh

what are the dates?

First leg is 7th of March I think

don't come to rennes

13 - Arsenal have never lost a European away game against French opposition (W8 D5), winning on seven of their last eight trips across all competitions. Channel.

Rennes vs Arsenal should be really good! Unai Emery's last home match at PSG.... a 2-0 defeat by Rennes (still PSG's last home defeat). The whole mood at the French club has really changed since Julien Stephan took over in December. V good young coach, some talented players too

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At this point you're just a fucking bot. When was the last time you posted something yourself instead of spamming the thread?

this is surprising

I for one appreciate Jewmaican's twitter posts. Why are you complaining about on topic shit?

thanks la

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I fucking despise Twitter and coming here looking for a discussion but instead finding a bot that just reposts whatever he sees on Twitter isn't the best.
It's surely part of why /arse/ is fucking dead, remember when people used to have discussions? Now it's just his personal dropbox or something.

Also, it's all generic stuff which everyone of us already knows since we all follow Arsenal outside of /arse/ anyway. This isn't a news website.

>coming here looking for a discussion

Fucking weirdo

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>Getting matched against the french arsenal
pottery

I know, it's a weird thing to do but hey, at least I'm not that one weird guy who decided to stop supporting his club as soon as they became not good enough and instead went for the soulless richest club in the country just to celebrate winning trophies. Imagine being that guy.

thats not marseille

>two games on friday
>arse plays at the same time as pool-manure
huh?

Gotta please those Asian fans

We are going to get absolutely fucked by Rennes and I don't say that just because Emery is shit but because they have fast tricky wingers and Ben Arfa who will run rings around our shit defence and midfield

Rennes v Arsenal
Thursday, March 7
Kick-off: 5.55pm (UK time)
To be played at Roazhon Park, France

Arsenal v Rennes
Thursday, March 14
Kick-off: 8pm (UK time)
To be played at Emirates Stadium

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Rennes have a heavy Ngubu core. I don’t think your twinks will do well.

Laurent Koscielny
Minor issue to left calf. Being assessed ahead of Southampton (h).

Ainsley Maitland-Niles
Illness. Being assessed ahead of Southampton (h).

Hector Bellerin
Left knee. Recovering after surgery.

Rob Holding
Left knee. Recovering after surgery.

Danny Welbeck
Right ankle. Recovering after surgery.

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Out of all those teams rennes isn't even a bad pick

>Hotaru
looks like you're finally getting taste for anime

Look at the filename, he just picked that image up from some ironic anime thread on Yea Forums and doesnt even know who she is.

this

BREAKING: @Arsenal striker @LacazetteAlex will miss both round of 16 legs against @staderennais through suspension

look at Bellerz's swollen up leg

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youtube.com/watch?v=v-xThRPK9Sc

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wew

youtube.com/watch?v=Ywfp6N6AVH4

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going on a date again tonight lads

finnish bird wish me luck

Ask her where in Finland she's from, since finding out I have Finnish blood, makes me very curious about that country

>he finally posts his own opinion instead of using his bot
>he's off-topic

Can't make this shit up

youtube.com/watch?v=v-xThRPK9Sc

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oh

Why hasn't Michael Thomas or David Rocastle have statues outside the Emirates?

I'm convinced Rocky will be the next one, it's coming up on 20 years now since he died. It's an easy way to get some goodwill from the fans, and the club would be stupid to not do it. Which, thinking about it, means that it probably won't happen.

Acquire post college fulltime job.
Start dating around. start fucking after 5 years on inceldom
Going to gym seeing gains.
Still wish I was dead.

What fucking gives?

>Doesn't even have the filename
What is the point?

fuck off lad

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guys, barcelonafag here, moved to another city last month
this afternoon I was at a new cannabis club buying some weed and one of the workers, a girl, told another worker girl who had just arrived:
>I was waiting for you to come before taking a shit but I couldn´t hold it any more
then they both realized I was a couple meters behind and had heard it all, they both seemed mortified and didn't say a word for 5 minutes
later I had to ask them to open the door to leave, they could hardly look me in the eyes when the previous days they were all flirty and shiet
this is a nice club, probably the only one in town, but I think I can no longer go after this bizarre episode
100% true story, still in shock and don't know what to do
and the chicks were hot
btw I post this here because your team is shit too

absolute non-story. if you’re gonna do this at least make it something worth replying to.

Marca leading big on Roma sporting director Monchi - of Sevilla fame - will be reunited with Unai Emery at Arsenal in the summer. They worked together for three full seasons at Sevilla, won a Europa League title in each.

banega confirmed

It's the job part.

>absolute non-story
I know but the whole situation felt so surreal
had gone there 3 times previously, the chicks working there were nice and talked to them quite a lot, probably interested because I'm new there
yesterday this happens and suddenly nobody talks anymore and I feel I can no longer go back
thank god I hadn't paid the annual membership yet
strange world

How’s the 11 year trophy drought? Remember when you all made fun of us for the 8 year drought?
>but we have top 4
Who used to be bantered for only ever going for top 4? Pitiful- and I bet you think only prem and UCL are worth winning

will arsenal get the monchies?

will it make any difference at all?

this

>probably interested
lmao grow up lad

If we Get monchi we will be permanent shit tier

>Building Arsenal's future around Memery right in his first season
>He doesn't even need to proof anything first
Not even Klopp got this privilege.

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BASED

>spuds

?

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twitter.com/SoccerAM/status/1099314423427186689

>Tottenham

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page 9

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embrace death

We are losing tomorrow

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>you're gonna have to watch >us slogging around for an inevitable draw against soton instead of watching pool-manure

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feels bad man

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>Ben Arfa vs Memery
Cant wait to see Memery getting exposed

The slip takes precedence over all other matches lads

But we want Liverpool to win

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Yas kween AOC is probably worse than trump

cool meme lad

>sack wonga
>still in the exact same spot

He was never the problem lads

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VERY small brain take here. 1 season of mediocrity compared to Wengers last 15 years hmmmm

rent free

Problem was Wenger has some embarrassing defeat like 5-1 back to back vs Bayern & 8-2 vs Yenited.

>8-2 vs Yenited.
please don't remind me

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Why isn't football this comfy anymore

youtube.com/watch?v=HFgVSq-2wzc

no we don't

a cheeky draw?

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please develop better taste in women lad i'm literally begging you

post better ones then

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sad that I recognize this clip tbqh

I, too, long for the olden days

fuck off old man

thing is lads, is it even wrong to say that wengerball (with a few better signings/ with todays team) would have been ok if our defence was sorted out?

our problems seem so unnecessary when you think of it like that

>14 years ago

wengerball with messi and ronaldo might win us the league tbf

its not wenger ball if the defence is solid

>its not wenger ball if the defence is solid

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You can't just sort out a defence when your philosophy is to play with a high line.

>muh filosofee

yeah, you certainly can't sort out a high defensive line when Mustafi is your starting CB.

Just sold ozil for free to mls in my fm save after half a season of bullying him, never felt so good, i also expelled xhaka and mustashit, think ill be back to the champions league lads

We need xhaka tho, at least he wants to win

I rated Xhaka & Kos as good attacking players, 2bqh.
As defenders, not so much.

Idk, i just removed the kebab and things started to get good again

>meme your football club to the ground
>hire bunch of angry actors
>thrive on clicks when the club is in chaos
>get to fuck pornstars on the side
Nothing personnel kiddo

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THE NIGERIAN RONALDINHO
youtu.be/wm3cow2kEms

If we get Wan Bissaka I might start supporting this shit club again

this

>I rated Xhaka & Kos as good attacking players
huh

New: Report: Arsenal to offer Holding new deal

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>watching arsenal 2-2 barca
>no celebration for making it a draw and fabregas picked the ball up and tried running back for another
>nu-arsenal celebrates drawing to livershit and poounited now

so which match are we watching today lads? i'm honestly leaning toward utd vs liverpool

same here, i want some entertainment in my dead life

why can't you watch both

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i don't like football enough for that desu

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I don't like this

>Ozil dumped on the bench again
Just

>ozil

>ozil and suarez out
>iwobi in

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It's Arsenal FC not Ozil FC

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lichtsteiner getting raped

>ozil

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I sure can't wait for shane long to score his only goal of the season today lads

Does iwogbi have emery's nudes? It's the only explanation

What the fuck was the point of signing Suarez?

Would have gone with Jenkinson Mavro and Suarez but this is not too bad as well.

not sure i can stomach another shitshow against southampton. they always seem to play their game of the season against us, wish they'd just fuck off to the championship

SOOOOOO WAHS THED UFCKING POINT OF BUYF SUAZREAS
HUHUHUH??
US STUPID UGLY CUUUNT
REEEEEEE

>Ozil and Suarez on the bench
>Iwobshit and Mkhitaryan starting
JUST

he's on loan and i'm not even sure Unay wanted him

>Ty

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gonna watch this one with sound off 2bh rather have manure game in a bigger window
some fan i am

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is there a link to the tweet this came from, i wanna see the banter in the replies

so cringe

that was painful

don't even want to save it

>lich has the worst rating
>still starting

rather have Niles starting

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>Suarez on the bench again
>Slipitaryan starting
For literally what purpose

actually had goosebumps
ah fuck

fuuuuuuck
so many bad memories floated up to the surface after this
ouch

niles in injured, goy.

official twitter account
twitter.com/ArsenalWFC/status/1099261984686698497

but jenko is our best available rb

twitter.com/calsexton12345/status/1099273141304651776

can anyone webm this? its /arse/ in a nutshell

twitter.com/Vintage_Utd/status/1099293094892179456

uuuuummm, no

Just look at the absolute state of our back four. Looks relegation tier on paper.

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Jewmaican, what do you say bro?! are we going to lose this one or not?!

He's not even in the squad. Redmond is on his own up front for some unfathomable reason.

to be fair united are in their biggest game of the season and playing young/shaw/smalling/lindelof. and their budget is over 5 times ours

Win. Didn't like any Arsenal post on Instagram, when I do we lose. It's in the bag lad

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The only "striker" they'll be facing is Redmond who can't finish for shit so I wouldn't worry too much if I were you

Good point. Now that I think about it there isn't a defence in world football where I feel every player in their position is elite. Maybe Juventus but that's it.

I would legit love to see a movie or read a book about him. Fucking Ty.

stream pls buffstream is buffering too much

Should I even bother with this game or just switch to "Battle for England" classic Liverslip v. Manure?

working fine for me but then again i'm watching utd liverpool

>losing to southampton

What a shit goal lmao
muh penalty diversion

Easy match

Laca

LACA!

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How's your set up lads

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Is it just me or is Laca 10x better than auba?

Need a stream lads

LACAZETTE

looked offside

auba is so wasteful with his chances. frustrating to watch desu

it wasn't

someone post webm, i'm watching Englands derby

is it not slow with FM running too?

pics?

should it?
trust me

imagine paying mikky tarian to play

Not offside

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Tank is down

>getting outplayed at home against southampton
epic

mikki lol

CAM ON ARSENAL DON'T LOSE SOME FACKIN GOLS!

APOLOGISE

MKHI
Iwobi doing good

i apologize my armenian brother

MKHITARYAN

>make coffee
>miss two goals

even less reason to watch now. the game's over.

>Southampton desperately need defenders who aren't complete mongs
>Do nothing in January about it apart from loaning out Cedric

Truly genius work from the board

Did the commentators just called this play an "apfel strudel"? WTF LMAO

Switching to liverpoo game tell me when fake ratking plays.

i need the webms lads

who got get the better deal from the mkhi sanchez swap?

We did somehow. Sanchez has been Gervinho tier.

unironically arsenal

footybite.com/football/arsenal-vs-southampton-live-stream/

Both are shit, but Sanchez is on half a mil a week

sanchez doesn't play and is costing a fortune in wages
mkhi may not be great but he's contributing

good news mina-san
manure players are getting murdered one by one

new thread

naisu desu ne

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