/SerieA/ in Europe Thread - JjUST edition

previous: CL:
>Wednesday 20th of February
Atletico Madrid 2 - 0 Juventus (78' Gimenez; 83' Godin)

EL:
>Wednesday 20th of February
Seville 2 - 0 Lazio (20' Ben Yedder; 78' Sarabia)
>Thursday 21st of February
18:55 Napoli - Zurich
21:00 Inter - Rapid Wien

MATCHDAY 25:
>Friday 22nd of February
20:30 Milan - Empoli
>Saturday 23rd of February
15:00 Torino - Atalanta
20:30 Frosinone - Roma
>Sunday 24th of February
12:30 Sampdoria - Cagliari
15:00 Chievo - Genoa
15:00 Sassuolo - SPAL
15:00 Bologna - Juventus
18:00 Parma - Napoli
20:30 Fiorentina - Inter
>Monday 25th of February
POSTPONED Lazio - Udinese

Reminder to keep it comfy.

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Fuck anime

>Juventus out
>Roma out
Is it happening, guys?

Juventus are lucky. It should have been 3-0.

lmao the juventus european mentality

I HURT MYSELF TODAY

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Roma will win Champions league with a Fazio goal

Justventus

Roma is going through, Zaniolo is going to carry them.
3? It should have been like 5-0, the two saves Oblak had to make were good saves but hit right at him

>implying poorto will not choke

>buy Ronaldo
>Rock out with di sciglio, bonucci, bentancur and a washed out pjanic in your starting 11
>expect to win CHL

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>Milan
>ever giving a shit about EL
Milan only cares about Big Dick Trophies.

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I'm talking about the disallowed goal where Chiellini dived like a dying swan.

GARRA CHARUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>spend 100m for a player to exclusively knock you out of the champions league

200 IQ here, I don't have the IQ for this one

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Based

Just like me: either a virgin or fucking a 10/10, no need to tell you on what side am I

The fucking SHANTYTOWN of Juventus and Serie A.

>when your defense is so shit you get scored on by BOTH of the opposing teams centre backs

>not using this as OP

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The fucking 73' Can sub still gets me

what the fuck where did those 14 shots go?
when did they happen?

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>the absolute state of lazio and juventus

What went wrong? I read on a Russian blog that everyone pressured Allegro into bringing back Dybala which is bad for the team's balance.

THIS

all or nothing mentality is the key

what the fuck is wrong with Juve, seriously
midfield completely overrun, couldn't string two passes together, Pjanic was just dreadful, defence was all over the place on multiple occasions

does the Champions League complex really run that deep? tonight the team looked like the retarded cousins of the usual lineup

>gently taps the ball into the stands from 50 meters

200 Million dolarydoos in this pic.

he played like shit

that's a touchline ban desu

my bad

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>what the fuck is wrong with Juve, seriously
lack of Khedira, seriously. He's absolutely the best midfielder in there

desu buffon might actually win it before jj kek

the key to wizardom?

>implying dybala or the balance was the problem
They literally played like it was a Sunday 15 pm match against Chievo

Juventus' midfield is shit going forward senpai, you can tell that much from the names.

>DyBadLad
>Ronaldont
>De Shittio

Hehe

when did Juanfran sign for Juve?

Either Wizardom or Greatness.

50/50 chance

If you're not gonna be great they you might as well be a wizard desu

>what the fuck is wrong with Juve, seriously
allegri

What are the chances on 2nd leg, unironically?

Bonucci is not a defender, Chiellini is not elite. But the whole team was outplayed, have to credit Atletico

pjanic was ill and shouldn;t have played, but then again he has been terrible not just all season but also for the late part of last season.
he has become an incredibly lazy playmaker

Dubs and he falls of the aircraft stairs

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allegri is still saving his subs for the away leg
garbage manager ffs

>Literally no good midfielders in the making
>Pogbas market value now 200 million

JJ cucked themselves in that deal

home leg i mean

Really really dim. Juve is used at playing to win with as little effort as possible.
It's going to end 1-0 or 2-1. Extra time at best. No more than that

14% to go through according to Ameristats website, take that as you will

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>does the Champions League complex really run that deep
Going to actually say no because there were a string of poor performances prior to this, topping off with the thrashing against Atalanta. It's a mix of complacency, Allegri's masterful tictocs and the lack of a solid midfield. There's just nothing brave or exciting about this squad at all; every match is a "scrappy" shithouse win. Substance over style sure, but it only works for so long.

IF
costa is back and its a midfield of bernard-bentancur-khedira
with cancelo at right back they can score some fucking goals

>Buffoon
>winning CL

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dybala is the most overrated player in the world
>muh next messi
>muh 26 year old future prospect

There's nothing wrong with dybala
he's the only creative player jj has
What wrong was Khedira and cancelo were not starters
memenic and bentancur shouldn't play
these two players are completely useless because they like to sit deep They don't help the attack but also clueless in defence
memenic also don't know how to do a simple pass apparently
how in the fuck marotard buy him in the first place is beyond me
inb4 muh ameristats
I swear the fucking dumb ass who say he's a good player is never actually watch him playing, only read ameristats and get hyped from media or games bullshitery

What happened to him being GOAT and hoping that he would score a GOAT goal?

no shit, should sell him for 100m to some cucks and get a good midfielder

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Reminder that Zeman was right on Pjanic

0% Luigi

remember when he was valued at 100 million euros

Didn't get digits on my 'If D's, De Sciglio scores a blooter' post

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douglas costa is better

Bonucci is literally no better than CBs like Nkolou or Pezzella

Matuidi and Bentacur are terrible. What a fucking joke it's Serie A.

There were a bunch of those flags all around the stadium, no idea why

Nobody is talking about the fact that DZU played 90 minutes and was almost invisible

>he won't get sacked because every other manager keeps embarrassing himself in Europe
smhtbqh

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Juventus is the better team and the second leg is at home. Them advancing wouldn't be unreasonable.

i actually forgot he was playing

That pass to Bonucci for his ASSist was pretty good

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But he is cute

>fail CL miserably
>get sacked in June
>Jj needs to sell to save themselves
>sells Cancelo, Bernardeschi and Dybala to Milan
>join Milan after Gattuso gets sacked
>win CL with Milan

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thanks for Caldara :D

Juve has to win 3-0 against a team that utterly outplayed them tonight
draw your own conclusions

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he's losing on that front too, long curly haired Griezmann BOYmogged him tonight

>Juventus is the better team
Nah. Still, they did manage to overturn a 3-0 last year so atletico better pucker up for the return leg.

Whereā€™s Slovakia? I want to hear his opinion on ā€œworld classā€ Pjanic.

Allegri lacks CL DNA.
I don't want this wanker at Milan.

Griezmann had amazing hair, I want to play with his curls :3

he is not bad at all, he has no power over transfers, and does what he can with what he has

man jj vs atletico reminded me of when milan played ajax in cl and allegri had the same approach

he wanted to "kill the game" except atletico isn't a shit side

douglas costa is slightly better cuadrato
good technique but has the iq of potato

You have literally never saw juve play this season have you? Apart from today

well we were outplayed last year against real madrid @ first leg
not that i think we're passing through

Milan won't win shit again in your lifetime. This pleases me.

long time coming for juve. even after bergamo they didnt learn. allegri is just awful this season.

Juventus are literally worse with Ronaldo.

>Roma, Inter and Milan will have to bail Italian football this year

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At least we juventini can comfort ourselves knowing that this is Allegri's last season...r-right?

>letting Patetico overrun the midfield

The absolute state of Jjuve

Usually tourists

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based bonucci

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>Milan

>this wasn't a foul
>Morata's goal was

Allegri still is the ultimate system babby, he made serie a his bitch. If the best team in every league played like he does, there would be 0 competition continent wide.

Texting a grill if she wants to come over and chill lads, wish me luck

Fuck J*ve and Forza Roma

>tfw was decent CM as a kid
>a number of former U13 teammates are pro players in EPL and bundes now
>My market value would have been inflated as everyone else from this generation has gone on all in on being pacey wingers and there's a lack of creative CM's

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yeah
no way he stays

bentancur and can offer nothing to juve. why are they even employed

Actually that 3-0 lose was deceiving. The match was close and the score too dilated

can is okay but he just doesnt fit pjanic role

same applied to real madrid, their core players are just too old now

Daje dutchbro! Sdrumala!

If Allegri leaves JJ doesn't win the scudetto next year. Screencap this

The post-Conte Allegri wasn't like this, why did he change so much over the years?
And don't come up with the "he used Conte's schemes" bs because he completely transformed the team.
Man I miss Tevez so much, he was the last worth #10 for us, Dybala has zero cojones

EUSEBASED

Man who the fuck even cares about scudetto anymore? I just want the goddamn CL

>tfw this early CL exit causes a full on meltdown in the team
>tfw they go on and drop the league as well

THE ANNIHILATOR OF JEWVE

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What a disappointment he was. Did nothing in 90 min. Allegri wanted the typical 0-1 from a huff ball, corner kick, or some foul play. This has proven to not work in CL, Atletico has been doing it the whole time and today it worked for them but then still no CL.

reminder that he's coming back soon

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Who gives a shit. I want the fucking CL.

How much will Juventus stocks plunge tomorrow?

Why are you so mad?
Do I smell a jubentino?

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TSUUUUUUUU JJ
backwards is
JJUUUUUUUST

He's also like 5 times the player.
L30 should put a cheeky bid for him this summer.

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She has to work early tomorrow, so no luck tonight

Can't make this shit up famalam

idan ofer, an israeli businessman, has 33% of atletico madrid

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*bullies Juve*

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I'm so lonely, horny, tired and sad fras.

based

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he unironically gets paid more than ronaldo, seeing the finance on the deal would give him a heart attack

KEK

>The Jews did this CR7.gif

porcodio d'amico is unbearable

Bring back Seedorf

lmao

whoops wrong pic

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perchĆØ perchĆØ
3-1
3-2
3-3

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They have been ignoring FFP and spent tons on dirty mkney for some years now, sooner or later it will pay off

It hurts their shitposting against Messi

More brasilian midfielders

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Or Mark van Bommel, he's doing a more than decent job at PSV

>we're going to have to carry Italy again

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Juve sold Caldara and bought Bonucci back because they want to win the CL immediately. It would be funny if they get eliminated now.

Unironically get American money out of Milan and Roma, and start taking kebab money.

Americans treat football clubs as business, Arsenal ManUtd Roma and now Milan have shown that the best money making business is struggle to get top 4 then make it into CL knockout.

if by carrying italy you mean floundering around like the decapitated chicken that you are while everyone looks at you and laughs waiting for the inevitable, by all means go ahead

You aren't Roman

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SEETHING

oooooooooof, salty much?

You just reminded me of the original "warm up for me" moment.

I would take him.
Juve don't know how to use him.

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you mean like getting blown out by Sevilla?

Just remembered it's my birthday fras. Didn't cross my mind until my sister called.

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhh no no o no no no non on ono no no nono no

Have a good one lad

Let me (literally who) be the first to congratulate you apart from your sis

>JEEP

imagine spending 100 million euros for the sole purpose of winning the champions league but instead getting knocked out in the round of 16 lmao

happy birthday anonic

hmm why is there always a missing flag when certain team loses? ,':^)

Happy birthday m8

sretan rodjendan lad

He's been missing for ages tbqh

happy birthday lad

this
lmao

happy birthday. can i be your brother-in-law?

Injuries, lacks of squad depth, and more importantly he seems to have the mindset to win treble every season
because of those reasons his approach in games always playing it safe, efficiently use his players energies, avoid injury
It works wonder because he has won double 4 years in a row but he need to take a little bit risk in ucl
If he stays next year maybe he should try to be like zidane
completely abandon the league and focus on ucl
For now I'm still believe in him

Cheers lads.

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Sad but true.

Anda a drogarte un poco mƔs provinciano.

Happy birthday bro. Post a pic of your sister.

happy birthday fra

Wtf, Croatiaā€™s sister looks like THAT?

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Kek.

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That was so damn cringey.

>nobody mentions mandzukic doing nothing in attack today and both goals rebounding off him

He wouldn't have to defend corners if JJ's midfielders were not midgets

>wedding ring
Someone married this harlot

Pjanic is a good player but needs like minded midfielders around him. Benatcur Can & Matuidi arenā€™t that

that post is wrong in so many ways

>the state of JJewve midfield
Y'all miss me yet?

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>like minded midfielders around him
lazy ones?

t. dybala

Sturaro and Marchisio were the heart and soul of Jewve

This is correct. When they made the miracle comeback from 0-3 vs Real a true winner would have carried on attacking for the KO. Instead they clammed up into their shell in the italian "can't risk losing now let's take out chances on penalties" way and were punished and knocked out. That was the most annoying aspect of the defeat, not the controversy.

marchisio is finished
not even good enough to be a starter at zenit

>JEWventus can JEW Europe: Episode 185
TOPPEST OF KEK

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>POWERFUL

I just don't think he's a very good man manager. There's very obviously an air of complacency within the squad that more or less extends to Allegro as well. The deficiencies in the midfield mean you can't play every match on autopilot.

No thx we already have a shitty coach, don't need another one.

kek

>Tsu being so bootyblasted

best match I've seen in a long time

What did Simeone mean by this?

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>inzaghi crying about the ref
every time

>the crusher of chievo

This ancient meme always makes me feel warm and kind of nostalgic

*pass the ball to Sevilla*

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can you literally name a worse club move in calcio of the past 5 years than lazio not selling him last season

Belotti.

Muslera Onazi Ravel Morrison Nani Patric Badelj but yeah you're right but i suspect there was no real offer this summer

Kek I now remember Inter offering Torino 70mil + Froggy, Santon and another third player

Though to be honest Torino is not doing that bad this season, they are causing trouble everyone. Meanwhile Lazio is a joke, over and over.

>Baldini meeting up with Sarri in London
NO! EDF IN!

bentancur is good but allegro just has no idea how to use him. the midfield doesn't even do anything going forward, i mean goddamn chiellini makes plays most of the time. not even the better passer boinucci but chieiellini! and the awful game-managing with tactics and subs... zidane welcome to juventus

Now you remember Ibarbo

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BBC

Handa
Godin devrij Skriniar
??? Nainggolan brozovic rakitic ???
Lautaro ???

Can't wait for Cavani rumours all summer and ending up with Zapata or Petagna

>you now remember riomma going full FIFA and buying Ibarbo and Doumbia in the January transfer window

SEETHING
>tfw Slovak never showed up

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>3-5-2

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Mourinho-tier quote

Barella and Benassi fra, Karamoh will be back as well

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what absolute roided up hothead

Imagine being a Juventus player and reading that

t. Massimiliano Allegri

imagine being a juve player and having to play with cristiano ronaldo

At this point, he is nothing but an older Icardi. Doubt any of his teammates respect his on-field "contributions" or his off-field weirdness.

well yeah. i wouldn't say icardi is better than ronaldo at this point but juve are going to regret the time they wasted with ronaldo instead of building for the future.

>your team will never be a bunch of paid hitmen surrounding one skillful twink
I'd like to try that for once instead of 20 mentally fragile men that crumble if De Rossi is not around

need to get a proper manager instead of they basedcunt you have atm

I think Icardi would have done better with that juventus team than ronaldo. Hope no juventus scout reads this.

Conte is probably coming, why would they go after Godin to bench him all season

icardi and dybala together would have been a good experiment

Juve had their fox in the box yesterday and he did fuck all.

It's not about the individual players anyway, Allegro got outsmarted and outplayed by Simeone and that's that.

Nah you can have all the tough general archetype managers you want, you also need mentally strong players. Look at Ranieri in 2009-10, the team looked focused but then you end up choking when Damato doesn't call a handball and infighting in the locker room pops out in the middle of the match (vucinic and Perrotta).
Even Capello could barely hold it for a year and they still tried to fuck it up at the start of 2000. Franco Sensi had to basically call ultras to Trigoria to shake them up a bit. And that team had murderers like Samuel, Zago, Cristiano Zanetti and even Di Francesco himself.
One day people will start to realise that the players' mentality and attitude on the pitch is more important than some supposed talent that the player doesn't end up using. And you can force that mentality into the player all you want, his original weak mindedness will still come out during difficult matches.

Fuckung hell he is so pure

>ā€œMy idol has always been Kaka ā€“ I loved his way of playing. It was a beautiful thing to watch when he touched the ball,ā€ the 19-year-old told the clubā€™s official website.
>ā€œI started out at Genoa and then went to Fiorentina, where I started playing with the Under-13 team, before moving up to the U-15s.

>ā€œThen I did a summer of training with the Primavera [U-19], after which I was told that there was no room for me.

>ā€œIt came as a big shock because after seven years there, Iā€™d made friends and felt part of a family. I cried about it for a whole week.

>ā€œThen I just rolled up my sleeves and I went to Entella, near to my home and my family, and thatā€™s where it all really began.

>ā€œDuring the first month at Virtus Entella. I was in the Primavera squad but I wasnā€™t playing ā€“ I still needed to get used to my surroundings.

>ā€œI arrived when pre-season training had already finished. I was at my fatherā€™s cafe in La Spezia and I was crying. I said to him: ā€˜If I canā€™t make it here, maybe I need to do something else with my life.ā€™

>ā€œHe replied: ā€˜Do one last week at full throttle. Do it well, without thinking.ā€™ Thatā€™s what I did and I kept going.

>ā€œI felt the moment was coming. Iā€™d got close to making my debut at one stage and I still remember that ā€“ we were at Vicenza, winning 1-0, and the coach said to me: ā€˜Warm-up because youā€™re on soon.ā€™

>ā€œThen we conceded and he chose to send a defender on instead. Then at Benevento, one day before my fatherā€™s birthday, I got my debut.

>ā€œIt was an incredible feeling ā€“ I couldnā€™t believe it. Less than a year had passed since being offloaded by Fiorentina and I was making my professional debut.ā€

>Zaniolo then recalled how it felt to make his official debut for the Lupi against Real Madrid in the Champions League.

>ā€œThe boss had his technical meeting at 11 oā€™clock ā€“ he didnā€™t tell us the line-up but he said he wanted to talk to me after the meeting,ā€ he explained.

>ā€œThatā€™s when he told me Iā€™d be playing and asked if I was ready. I said I was. Rather than resting, I spent all day in my room, looking at the ceiling.

>ā€œOnce I was out on the pitch, I just thought about playing and doing what I knew I could do. When youā€™re out there on the pitch, thatā€™s all you think about.

>ā€œ[Daniele] De Rossi came and told me to relax, and play as I know how to ā€“ with two touches. [Francesco] Totti came to tell me the same thing.

>ā€œThereā€™s been a lot more attention on me, as well as the people close to me. I prefer to talk about what I do on the pitch, rather than what goes on off it.

>ā€œI love football ā€“ this is my passion. Iā€™m happy with the season Iā€™m having and I hope to keep going like this.

>ā€œItā€™s a feeling that, even now, I canā€™t describe to you. Iā€™ve perhaps not even processed what happened against Porto.

>ā€œNow I just need to train ā€“ thatā€™s what Iā€™m focusing on, going hard out on the pitch to get those feelings again.ā€

still cant believe roma only won one scudetto with some of the teams they had in the late 90's early to mid 2000's

Where's that Palermo user? You safe.

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one could say >er sistema had something to do with it in 2002, 2008 and 2010 but you can tell how the teams were mentally weak from how shit we did between those years. And even in those three seasons Roma choked greatly against some really shit teams (but in the end always ended up really close)

You can't really win with an emotionally impulsive retard that Totti was, all his football qualities aside. And as much talent as their squad had, Juve and Inter still had way more.

It was simply not good enough.

>Cutrone, agente e padre al Wanda. Possibile incontro con l'Atletico?

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De Rossi was more of a problem than Totti ever was.

Is De Rossi /strongmind/ or /weakmind/?

simeone gave new life to morata
maybe he will make this fraud decent

he's strongmind, just that when he's outside the pitch he'd rather scratch his ass and use it to get managers sacked.
As he's getting older he's probably required to do less in training so right now he's very good.

>Higuain Benvenuto a Roma: best finished nutellas in 2019

/wants to be strong mind/

De Rossi is a wasted potential, more or less. He could've developed into proper world class midfielder but for some reason didn't. His one club man thing was overshadowed by Totti and one thing that he actually has going for himself, the world cup trophy, was arguably the least earned by him. He was atrocious, making a bunch of needless fauls and getting carded like a brainlet.

Roma fans can disagree with me and that's fine.

Why would he move to Atletico?

For me it's Benedetta Radaelli.

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>better team
>actually plays and competes in european cups
>Liga shitty defenses can't into offsides
>probably more chances to play to begin with

the final was a bit of a blur for me (unlike the semi, which I remember every detail) but didn't de rosso take a penalty? i would say that's a fair contribution

Didn't Atletico have three strikers already?

Baile como el Papu

>Maurizio Sarri is reportedly offered the chance to coach #ASRoma next season
Imagine all the choking

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>Allegri always thinks he can shutdown games by giving the ball to the opposition and just defend in the UCL

Same problem as Conte. For some reason they think the same tactic that works vs Frosione and Empoli at home can be applied vs Atletico, Barca and Real Madrid away.

You canā€™t give away control to the opponent in UCL. You have to keep fighting for the goal all 90 mins. See how Halal won it so many times.

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Morata in on lon and Costa is shit now. Technically they still have Kalinic, but come one.

Yes and he also played pretty well in the finals. I watched it last summer when they were showing it on FIFA's youtube. It was embarassing to see the difference in his workrate, which dipped right after that and he went by for years thanks to his amazing positioning.
Also it wasn't a bunch of needless foul but the good old DDR moment of "let's do some very retarded shit and get a red for fun".
People tend to pin this on Totti because the media loved shitting on him when he was younger but De Rossi has always been way worse on this. At least Totti had to get insulted and fouled, a lot, for him to lose his temper and you can tell because he always went off against the same kind of players.
De Rossi just randomly elbows or punches a guy out of the blue and you can't see he isn't even mad. This hasn't gotten better as he got older, just remember last year against Genoa youtube.com/watch?v=FxpFXy4ekjY

>Morata is shit
>Diego Costa is old
>Kalinic is embarassing
They could use a young striker to bring up and sell two years later for a ton, just to get him back on a loan after a few seasons

Halal won it exactly by giving the ball to the opposition, except that when they decided to attack they actually know what the fuck to do.
Allegri just straight up says to his team "just focus on not conceding and if you somehow score a goal good thing"

Well, It would make sense for him to move there if they promise him a starting spot.

God I wish I was that hat

In these hard times for jj I wonder how slovakbro is going...

if he didnt kill himself after cardiff he will be fine

>you now remember ibarbo assisting iturbo for the winner against lazio
rudi garcia roma was a wild ride

>you now remember Ibarbo dragging Barzagli's old fat ass all along the field and scoring

I think i might have wanked myself to the point of fucking up my piss tubes

Yeah, the new season of Riverdale is pretty lewd

what are some realistic name juventus can sign this summer to improve their midfield? i would sign rakitić asap and spend 100 millions on eriksen. get rid of emre can, jew pjanić to psg. keep khedira for rotation. matuidi too. cuadrado aswell. buy some random serie a journeymen.
bernardeschi - rakitić - eriksen

They should buy Pogba.

Tonali, Sensi and Sturaro.

I feel really sad about Serie A. I grew up with it being a great league, both domestically and with representation in Europe. Now itā€™s a one-team babby league where the top club dominates every year and buys the best from their domestic rivals if they get too close. And to make matters worse, Juve arenā€™t even top 5 in Europe. Sad.

Nigga juventus had 60% of possession, if anything simeone allegri'd allegri here

It was all with the back four. They had no control in midfield which is where posession actuslly matters.

it was all chieiellini and bionucci playmaking to alessandro and deschillo. matuidi, pjanić and betocurr were invisible going forward.

>bernardeschi - rakitić - eriksen
You can't do shit with that midfield, the perfect combination for a midfield is: one good at distributing the ball, one good at stealing balls and one good with 'inserimenti'.
Khedira-Pjanic-Matuidi aren't that good on their own but they work perfectly together, so they need improve each one of them with someone better but with the same characteristics.

Matuidi-Can can work (Can is good at stealing and defending the ball but he also has a decent technique unlike Matuidi)
Khedira-Ramsey can work (both wrecks physically but Ramsey has a great technique and is 100% offensive)
Pjanic-Verratti (Everyone talks shit about him but honestly he's very good at handling the ball under pressure, better than Pjanic for sure)

Then yes, you can add a top player that is good at doing everything (Pogba is the only one that comes to mind)

Ramsey fra

I notice that Ronaldoā€™s clear own goal is still being credited to Godin.

>derby and second leg coming up
>not so secretly meet with another manager

he could say that juventus, the club that "treats him like family" has two cls and atleti has none, but no, everything has to be about him.
even people commenting on portuguese newspapers are turning against him in this case (usually normies suck his cock no matter what he does)

We deserved to win. We had more possession and shots. We better get a 3-0 in the second leg

>dubs
Nice.
Always been curious, do Portuguese consider Eusebio or Ronny the best footballer from their country?

>muh possession

Boomers ZĆ©bio, zoomers Ronaldo, imo Ronaldo is better

>out of CL
>out of scudetto
>out of coppa Italia
>Ancelotti: "i give a 7 to the team"

sevilla is the only strong team in el
they can unironically win it

That game last night wasnā€™t even close. Atleti wrecked them.

>celebrating a fucking Europa league
lmao

Chelsea and Arsenal both need to win the EL. They could beat Napoli.

winning europa league is a bigger achievement than winning serie a
t. juvefag
chelsea is fucking shit mate

Allegros making me sick. Early this season, Bernadeschi looked like a beast, ready to tear things up, then one game he chose to shoot instead of pass, and allegro went nutz and benched him for a month, and ruined all progress.

LOL who cares about JJewe?
7 LOST FINALS
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

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now it's impossible but pogba would be perfect for this team
should've aggresively tried to bring him back when his relationship with monsieur mou turned really sour
jj must not miss on kante right now
before sarri gets sacked before kante stop getting missplaced before chelsea gets someone competent in their management before abramovic wakes up from his hibernation paratici must try to land him
realistic name will be segej
whatever memers say about him he's still a very good player
his price also will be much more make sense next summer
i can see him work well with ramsey in the mid
another name is ndombele
jj has been linked with him quite a while
quality ball winner
another must have aside from midfielder is center back
maybe try de light If jj wants a famous name
Koulibally would be ideal player
I think napoli's squad will fall apart next summer
If someone like hamsik can go everybody can go
Milenkovic can be a decent cheap backup if jj doesn't want to spend a lot of money

@91035902
muh club history

hamsik left because he was finished at high levels
there is just no way napoli sells their best player to juventus
dont feed him

S E E T H I N G

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That's very disrespectful to hamsik
If hamsik is finished at high level football how about jj midfielders
He is better than any jj has and can play ahead of them any day any night
Yeah de Laurentiis will be the obstacle but mayyyyyybe if he forces his way out it can happen

>He is better than any jj has
lol, no he isn't. He was having by far his worst season.

>Juventusā€™ share price has fallen by more than 10 percent in wake of their Champions League defeat to Atletico Madrid.

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>He is better than any jj has and can play ahead of them any day any night
get your eyes checked

Yeah imagine celebrating winning a trophy and tons of cash lmao

jj shoulda gone all in for Verratti. still could. at least manu admitted their error with Pogba.

>tons of cash

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>implying they won't choke to some shit team next round

We coming for u Romatards

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>tfw she will never ruin your orgasm

Sounds wee bit gay to me

checked tho

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Checked your as well

>15 million + TV money is not tons of cash

tv money for EL is dimes compared to CL or even serie a

>ā€œMy idol has always been Kaka

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Yeah nah
Hamsik could still put up a fight against psg and Liverpool mid
Any jj players will collapse receiving that kind of pressure and intensity
I blame marotard for missing out verati
He could have been a perfect replacement for pirlo
He could have been learned a lot from pirlo since he was still with jj
Fuck marotard he was too stingy to spend 10 million on him
It's impossible to get him now
The sheikh of psg seems to like him very much and they renew his contract almost every year

euroleague bets made again. also lads its my bday today. gonna make some lasagna and get wasted while watching inter win

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Can he fix Juventus?

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>Hamsik could still put up a fight against psg and Liverpool mid
No he couldn't. He's fucking trash now. Enough with this bullshit

Happy birthday. post slip.

It's not if you're an elite football club. 20 million will buy you not even a third of a Jorginho; what good will that fucking do?

Happy birthday finnbro, I'm rooting for you and Inter to do well tonight

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thanks. its a pain in the ass to screenshot all of them. im cooking now

Napoli fan here. Hamsik is my favourite player of all time and even I have to tell you, you're wrong mate.

Wow, it's real. Is it really just because of their defeat to Atletico though?

ty henk. i think inter will since confidence is boosted after wins. also i saw the rapid vienna team at the airport yesterday. they looked manletish

Hope you put some Finndollars on my Dinamo boys.

He's always stubborn and slow as fuck when it comes to integrating new players in the squad

it's because they got Tsu and lost, don't forget that Jj stocks went up because of him to begin with
hyvƤƤ syntymƤpƤivƤƤ finnbro

also that Rapid player who went on tinder asking for a model to hit him up ended up on cover of bong tabloids, kek

Well considering nobody sees them winning shit and doing even worse, it's a 130m investment in one year that only brought improved shirt sales

yeah i playe them in one slip. made one i thought was certain results, one for high profit, one for draws

Half the Rapid team is also Tinder-fucking Milanese model-thots so they're bound to be tired

>Juventusā€™ share price has fallen by more than 10 percent in wake of their Champions League defeat to Atletico Madrid.
based jj jew schemes failing
oh im laughing

mago max fallo sparire

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kiitos paljon

there were plenty of qties there so not a bad choice

Show me DZU

Reminder that /OurAstrid/ is most likely getting VIENNAD right now

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hopefully this is mandzushit last season

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unconventionally beautiful

USIAMO LA TESTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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Should Juve try to go for Tierney?

out: barzagli caceres rugani matuidi mandzukic cuadrado de sciglio

you ungrateful moor bolognese nigger

fuck off faggot
without tapins hes fucking nothing, yesterday he didnt even try
warrior my ass

A young British lad? Theyd have to overpay by a ridiculous amount

Serie A is a shit league now
it pretty much died with Zlatan's last season in Milan

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isnt it mostly expensive in eplel not for foreign teams so much

Juventus ruinned his career, he could be the 9 of the Argentine national team if he were the 9 of a Valencia tier team and scored 20 goals per year, but now people think we shouldnt even call him because he does nothing at all.

On the other hand, in Juventus he earns more than 7 million euros per year.

He should have done what Lo Celso is doing by moving from PSG to Betis.

wrong
allegri ruined his career, but im hopeful for dybala after zidane comes in

What was Mandzukic even supposed to do yesterday though?
Juve were barely able to attack at all since Memenic and co. were don't jackshit.

he didnt put up a fight, he was physically bullied by atletico which is supposed to be his "strong point"

atletico bully everyone. you can't bully them

To put up a fight JJ has at least try to hoofball it to him. Instead the joined the defense and got nobody but TSU to hoofball up front

it's why a few weeks ago I said Zaniolo would be retarded to go play in Juve. Look at Dybala, look at Bernard Heskey as a young player you're just going to win leagues while playing a few matches each season and pretend you did something.
If I was a young player and actually believed in myself there's no way in hell I'd go to Juve before I turn 25 or something

thats because hes a lackluster striker (or a onetrick pony) other than catching crosses or long balls hes shit at everything else, dybala always had 3 men on him because he didnt open up spaces or take away people marking him (i could explain it better in italian)
lol
so many players improved under conte, its just allegri being an overrated coach that ruins players not juve

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I can already feel that Allegri will somehow bring the 2nd leg on a 2-0 on the first half, the 3-0 will come at 60' and then he will park the bus until they concede the 3-1 at 89'.

Inter will beer sheva it tonight, only these heavenly digits sent by avvocato Peppino can save them

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what is >lol meant to be. have you ever seen a madrid derby? you don't beat atletico with physical bullying, its technique and speed

mandzukic doesnt have technique nor speed

no shit, what the fuck is your point?
you can't bully them physically even with a player like mandzukic
what about this do you not understand?

Didn't he just recently came back from an injury?
And what's the use of putting up a fight where the ball isn't being played?

Juve's whole offensive line was invisible not just him.

>so many players improved under conte, its just allegri being an overrated coach that ruins players not juve
Who? Pogba and?

Simeone outclassed Allegri in tactics.
They knew not to let Dybala alone and they didn't fall for the bait.

Vidal, I guess Pirlo counts somehow...

>only these heavenly digits sent by avvocato Peppino can save them
OH NO NO NO NO

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>Juve's whole offensive line was invisible not just him.
dybala and ronaldo actually tried
because their skillset is better than waiting to tap in a ball
>tactics
hahahaha allegri doesnt have any of that shit
most overrated coach on the planet right now
vidal became a beast like he never was at leverkusen

I was talking about young players though...

ha comunque valorizzato un sacco di literal whos, mentre l'attuale dirigenza spende 200 mln ogni sessione di mercato facendo trovare la pappa pronta a mago max che puntualmente riempe il pannolino di merda in europa

Simeone "outclassed" Allegri in tactics and yet he only scored with two corners and the only chances created were gifts from Jj players.
Simeone won this game solely because he has elephant balls, and his team is a reflection of his character: a bunch of bloodthirsty animals that doesn't let you breathe for 90 minutes.
Allegri, on the other hand, has zero balls, zero courage and zero character, so of course the team always looks lazy and never knows what to do.

you are right but he is also right
simeone made 3 changes in 6 minutes and completely changed the match while max was standing clueless

This. Simeoneā€™s subs were ballsy. He didnā€™t wait around.

Atletico was more than fine with coming out with a 0-0 at home.

Lemar played like shit, Correa was invisible and Morata's only contribution was the disallowed goal.
Jj would've lost this anyway

>Morata's only contribution was the disallowed goal.
I disagree. He played surprisingly well. Better than Costa.

stop making fun of >us

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i wonder who revived him
simeone or allegri

Oh nonononononononono I'm supposed to be in charge here! Modric. Kroos Marcelo save me

lasagna is soon ready lads. im also gonna watch if bate is gonna dab on arsenal and keep my highest multiplier bet alive.

Question: how much Juventus needs to win the next CL match to advance next stage?

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>sturaroless juve can't get past the first KO round

3-0
2-0 extra time penalties
4-1
5-2

scratch that im watching napoli

also known as, if douglas doesn't play juve are done

my friend is from Tampere.

how cool is from Tampere?

its the commie central. is he a leftist? its ok if you forget the commie cancer they have.

don't know. he was doing erasmus in my city and got paired up with him in some software projects.

ok. my mothers side grandpa is from there and he always masturbates about the place. he is turning 90 soon. ask him why are they building tramline there and is it because the capital helsinki has trams

Made they pasta myself and the ragu is 82 bolognese recipe/law. Only thing missin is white sauce.

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>tfw no cagna dressed in gold trying to convince you to spend your life savings on retarded online gambling

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She cute

user why no white sauce, you can find it in supermarkets if you're too lazy to make it (like me). Ragu looks good and the pasta is the right colour but it's going to be a bit dry, at this point you could have made tagliatelle and served them with the sauce without involving the oven.
6/10, good performance but 0 effort.

napoli dominating but not supremely

you right fra. ragu is great but a bit dry. dunno i dislike the supermarket ones here.. most sauces are bad. shoulda made a juicier ragu to save it more. will try the white sauce next time. i had problems with my pasta. with the machine it was sticy and had holes. had to hand roll thick ones. do have idea why it didnt work out? thanks for rating.

>Radio 1 doesn't even bother to broadcast Nabule

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Does Hysaj have any redeeming quality?

The 'white sauce' you're talking about is bƩchamel right?

He's Albanian, I guess that's your answer

White sauce isn't hard to make with a little practice, it's called bechamelle, google it. Also yes, grandma's trick is usually to use a little bit more tomato sauce (or add a little milk) to make the ragu less thick if it has to be used with lasagne, since it's bound to dry up a bit in the oven. Now I'm not a pasta expert but if the dough is too sticky you either used too many eggs (any recipe can give you a ratio, even if everyone uses a different one). To solve the issue you can spray some flour on the dough before treating it. Anyway it looks like you did a great job, keep it up

>own ass

dribbly and drobbly almost scored from freekick

yes. ive discarded it since i once tried supermarket one and it was very bad

Verdi scored nice

thanks fra.

SIMON GREEN

Ounas the Maghrebian Messi

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why is the stadium literally empty?

great stuff. automatic goal for verdi

Italians dont rate europaleague i think

Not a napoletano but I'm pretty sure they never sell the lower stands seats because they're absolutely shit

>midweek match
>against Zurich
>for a mickey mouse cup that noone in that city ever considered because /weakmind/ Sarri ignored it to focus on choking the league
>on a great aggregate
Not even Napolecani have this much free time

SEX

>Simeone "outclassed" Allegri in tactics and yet he only scored with two corners
Morata's goal was unfairly disallowed and Diego Costa bottled like 3-4 chances.

>dybala and ronaldo actually tried
Dybala barely was visible throughout the entire match.
Tsuu was only visibile becuase of his usual melodramatic antics.

>Dybala barely was visible throughout the entire match.
okay you watched the highlights
cool

Dybala only becomes visible against Frosinone & Co.

this
not like based icardi with uhh 0 whooping goals in 2019

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Frog in defense or as a number 9?

ghoulam has been great in this match

grea team work goal. zurich totally outclassed

Daily reminder that Ghoulam was the GOAT before the injury, glad to see him back on track.
>tfw froggy will be sold before we can see him pair up with GOATin to form the ultimate duo of aggressive centrebacks

>froggy
worry.jpg

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nobody buys the low seats because you can't see shit from there

Cringe, yet also redpilled

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I don't get it lads, we played so good against Frosinone

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Ah

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our season ended at juve united
since that we never played well, we just luckshitted a loseless run

Napoletani don't buy tick or subscription because the price are too high and hate ADL

>milk

Actually Bonucci and Chiellini are good only for /seriea/ because of the shitty strikers the need to face and the referees that let them to do everything. Yesterday they were embarrassing.

+13 on napoopli
>allegro still wants to play safe and take no risks

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i read somewhere that buying a season ticket for Napoli is actually just like buying the ticket for every game in term of price

Friendly reminder that if Bonucci would have just stood up instead of playacting like a bitch he would have blocked the shot

>our season ended at juve united
That loss scared Allegri to play like shit for the rest of the season

Allegri's obsessione with Busparking is expecially retarded because Jve can actually play well while attacking, two of theyr most memorable games in CL in recent years where the 3-1 in Madrid and THAT Bayern game where they had nothing to lose and actually tried to play for the win.

not only Bonucci, Chiellini fucked up too

lel

well maybe
but we deserved the loss, its a fair result
yep, he has no balls
>remember that cuadrado goal though

>3-1 in Madrid
That's because they doped that match.

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That buildup to the Can goal against Sasol was unironic liquid football

you went a bit too far back shqiptar

last year's one vez

they've done that shit forever. it's not the play-acting that's the problem, it's that they do it at the wrong time. e.g. straight after a disallowed goal to atleti, don't be expecting ref favors

For me, it's Boli Bolingoli-Mbombo

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>alredy 2-0 up against Juve B
impressive

>Scrigno

i'm torn between hoping Inter wins so they have more games to play and get tired or lose so i can laugh

more games might help too, if you do well, then confidence grows.

is perisic unlocked without icardi?

>Gattuso is considering playing with Conti on the right flank from the start against Empoli, report
@MilanNewsit

you can finally stop seething Albania

Vecinoo

Uruguay confirmed for being the ultimate ABJj country

Lautaro ci ĆØ arrivato Vecino al goal

Based neighbor

t. calciatori brutti

I'm talking about last year's match.
Juve was unusually fast in that match.

everyone is unlocked without icardi

then you literally have no idea how doping works, it's not a one match boost that you take 2 days before

anyone have vecino goal webm?

finally, even if he rates Calabria higher he needs some rest every now and then, no point in permabenching Conti

HABBENING

jfc

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Yup
>what are amphetamines

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Ranocchia > Icardi

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FROGGYYYYYY

Jesus fuck I hope this is true.
Whether he play instead of Suso or Calabria I don't care, just put him in there.

Conti is the player I've been the most excited about since we signed him a year ago.
You have no idea how it feels to go from Cafu to shitters like Abate/De Shittio/Calabria for 10 fucking years.

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THE BEST STRIKER IN THE WORLD JUST SCORED

Froggy with the volley kek

candreva hasnt. i dont think inter have been amazing since icardi. its just climbing from a slump

200 iq play by Candreva

>thinking players can use amphetamines without getting busted
come on user

Pretty sure he doesn't rate Calabria higher. No need to be in a hurry with Conti when Calabria is decent anyway. Last time he injured himself back immediately.

RIBITTTTTTTT RRRRRRRRRRRIIIIBITTTTTTTT

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YOU BETTER POST THE BEST STRIKER GOAL NOW

is Candreva literally too smart for Inter?

yeah that's why lance armstrong cycled his blood hours before a race

>cantdreva

They haven't been amazing but they've been improving quite rapidly. You can't say it wasn't Icardi that was holding the team back.

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> /seriea/ froggy edition

yeah following report said its to give Calabria some rest

I guess because the Coppa matches are coming up

Wholesome

Tell me /seriea/, how many goals has Icardi scored from open play in 2019?

BASED DUTCH WEBM POSTER

>You have no idea how it feels to go from Cafu to shitters like Abate/De Shittio/Calabria for 10 fucking years
pls i support Milan as well, I am well aware

Calabria isn't as bad as those two, he's a good starter

I'm no drug expert and I doubt anyone in this board is.
However, there was something really fishy going on with Juve in that match.

Juve never play that ridiculously fast. Heck most teams nowadays don't have that explosive pace to them. And that too under Allegri who is Mr. Slow.
It made Conte's Juve looks like slow turtles in comparison.

When you compare it to the first leg and the match vs Benevento or their match vs Milan around that time in Serie A where Juve played at their usual slow pace that game stands out way too much.

Like I said last year you don't turn from a Yugo 101 into a Lamborghini in one week.

explain to me the New Gabigol role

the same numbers of girls i banged from last year

0

>New Gabigol, full meltdown mode Spalletti and la rana charrua carrying Inter to an improbable EL win
Am I allowed to dream?

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Step 1: be born in South America
Step 2: be a striker
Step 3: sign for Inter

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Honestly I rate Abate over Calabria. At least he's not a complete manlet and can defend better...also played well as CB when we were having injureis this season.
He's better than De Shittio though.

yep

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just make him a targetman

ti capisco fra

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Have to admit, this is kino.

Can't let a crisi destroy your european season when there's no european games in december and january

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don't worry my friend, Ranocchia scored, everything will change soon

How are you doing cugino Shipqtar

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but being a wizard already implies being great, it's win/win

lmao what a shitshow
happy for Froggy, he deserved better

Ranocchia scored, now everyone has to text their crush and point-blank ask them for a coffee

well he did waste a few chances but maybe he will come back with a new sharpness

>tfw no crush

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>I don't even have a crush anymore
Turns out the weight on your chest was still better than the void

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Candreva looks like he developed a drinking problem

Truly /ourguy/

>Cantdreva
Holy shit that's twice in less than 45 minutes, just put him down

>I really like her, I think she likes me too. Afraid to text her. Help me bros I'm afraid of my shadow

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kek what a shot. thats his second simalar one recently

>the two teams that kicked milan from el are currently being eliminated
lmao

DO IT NOW, I WILL SACRIFICE MY DUBS FOR YOU

Hi there! Want to go for a drink tomorrow after work/school?

destro-gabbiadini-candreva
I want this front 3 at Chievo next year

I know he had a zero goal year, but I never realised how much of a flop Candreva's move to Inter was. The guy was incredible at Lazio

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dubs and you DO IT

I hate that retarded whore desu

what's your vice of choice

If that happens they should change the club's nickname to "the falling donkeys"

user just fucking do it i beg of you

also, when based Ranocchia scored, Spalletti was happily smiling, i've never see him doing that for anyone else of is players

Now with a proper (You):
Hi there! Want to go for a drink tomorrow after work/school?

i demand the Ranocchia Edition Thread

>I already have a boyfriend.

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Spalletti was already saying last year that Ranocchia is fundamental for locker room purposes, he's litterally Inter's shadow captain. Everybody loves him.

>Inter's social media manager litterally losing his english skills celebrating Froggy's goal
I'm ridicolously happy lads

the doomer trident

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>and can defend better
he's shit at defending, he's just fast, and not so much anymore either. He's also completely useless going forward

>Is this everything you've got, Rapid Vienna? I merely used 0.1% of my power

gud move resting brozo. 200iq borja in

>Polinano falso nueve
Consider me intrigued. In theory it could work, with Perisic and Keita playing as le cut inside men and Radja as a trequartista. Sadly all three are not in great form

False 9 is a High-IQ position though, can't The Pacy Brainlet succeeding there

72 played when rapid got their first shot on goal

nice dribbles by cantdreva there

PERISIIIIICCCC

Winger status: unlocked

Imagine being Icardi right now

Finnbro how much money did you get

I hope this gives the boys a morale boost even if the opponent is Carpi tier

have to wait until matches ended but i think all my bets failed again.

>and finland loses again
Sorry bro

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fukken beautiful. rip wien

>doesn't answer
>after a while you start wondering wtf is going on... at least she could say no!
>"oh I thought it was a joke haha. Like someone grabbed your phone or something..."
High school was hell

How, Dinamo won fra.

thanks. post 4-0 pls

>yfw Inter gets complacent and Chiesa dives all over them

i bet on multiple games. well there is always next round which is still good to bet on

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How much did you put it?

four fiveā‚¬ bets.

someone make rano edition pls

thx.

>neverkusen
kek

At least Germany is just as fucked as Italy when it comes to European competition

litterally the german Lazzie

>both teams that kicked out memelan are already out
y i k e s

>Schalke
>Leverkusen

Dubs and Inter-Napoli in the ro16 happens

For me, it's Inter v Arsenal for the choker-derby and Chelsea v Napoli for the Sarri narrative

patrician, but I'd rather have those later on

>he's just fast
He has that over Calabria at least. That and he's stronger physically.

>He's also completely useless going forward
So is Calabria, in fact Calabria is much worse.
At least Abate doesn't over-complicate things.

>lautaro "the cow" Martinez couldn't get a goal against these shitters
baka desu

New thread?

>inter
>napoli
>later on
user...

you are wrong, that ball to Paqueta was better than anything Abate has doing going forward in the past 6 seasons

NEW: NEW: NEW: NEW: NEW:

worked for
>mouyes