Official >Schalke Thread

>schalke

AHAHAHAHA >SCHALKE

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Fucking
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>Schalke

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OH NO NO NO NO

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>schalke

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>schalke

>tfw bet on city to win in half time

what a fucking roller coaster

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my god, that was the most >schalke way to lose

>S C H A L K E
>C
>H
>A
>L
>K
>E

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>Schalke

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>schalke

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>defender diving for no reason
>this retard scores
No, not rigged at all. Arab money don't spend.

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classic
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>scheiße 04

>Schalke

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>SHALK

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>schalke

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>schalke

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The bundesliga should be put down

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what an absolutely classic, typical, wonderful display of >schalke

>german ‘football’
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lel

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>play like complete shit all game
>get constantly refballed with 2 non-pens given
>get a player sent off through refball
>still win 3-2

why is german football so fucking bad lads?

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wtf is wrong with this club

HOW CAN YOU CONSTANTLY BE THIS BAD

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This webm cured my depression

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>schalke

>schalke

what a fucking embarrassment

Now i understand the meme. Not even UEFA can save them.

just >Schalke things

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>schalke

legendary club

Got to be a curse. Who done it lads?

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>schalke

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>90' - Raheem Sterling

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It's always nice to see a good >Schalke.

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>schalke

schalke always delivers

I never learned who is the swarthy >schalke gentleman.

in b4 newfag, I've wasted 12 years on this site

>schalke

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>schalke

Tipico gave me a 5€ free bet. I betted on >Schalke. I really believed I would get the sweet 50€. But in the end IT WAS A MASSIVE >SCHALKE FUCK THIS WHOLE SHIT

another classic >schalke mätch

absolutely based

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>schalke

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>choking against 10 men
OH NO NO NO

that is the gentleman that spotted a leprechaun in mobile alabama

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>that ibrahimovic injury
>schalke

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>the city of gelsenkirchen

>schalke

>2̶:̶1̶
>2:3
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youtu.be/nda_OSWeyn8?t=27

this is what I was after. Cheers brah

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>I betted on >Schalke

lmao what a dumbass

Jewish spirits still haunt them for being Hitler's favourite club. It's just something about football clubs being vulnerable to Jewish curses (see Benfica).

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DIE JUST

mfw German football is a season behind and had not yet seen the late sterling winner episode

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>Schalke

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>@VeganForLifeNZ

Fucking >Schalke should be banned from participating in any European conpetition
Let some other German club compete instead of them

>Schalke

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Can somone post a webm of the L. Sané goal?

>1 man more
>2 FUCKIN penalties
>lose in the 90th minute
this game smells like
>>schalke

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>Schalke

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schalke are pure entertainment

way better than some soulless shit like wolfsburg

>@VeganForLifeNZ

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>schalke

How is Schalke even in the CL? It feels like this team is always on relegation

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at least its not neverkusen

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refball

neverkusen are schalke without being funny

their best player last year was Naldo in the defense who also scored goals for them
he left and so all the talent of the team

Thanks, and checked. Do you have the last goal too by chance?

once in a while they will have a decent season, only to be back to being shit the very following season

it's a >schalke thing

i bet 12k on city fuck i am relieved

Naldo left in winter
He was quite shit this season and so was >schalke already

what about that rabbi lad?

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got these from the soccer reddit btw, it's the one thing they're good for

They usually have a decent season, then something happens which leads to them self destructing the following season. Like the manager getting fired for no reason, players revolting, infighting etc it always happens completely out of the blue to the point where it almost looks deliberate.

he is an old ass man
no surprise that his skill dropped

>schalke

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the absolute madmen

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Thanks again, I appreciate it.

thats so pathetic

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>schalke

Does that mean what I think it does?

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>schalke

my sides made pictures of Pluto when i first saw that it´s real

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vizemeister = runners-up

yes, they were celebrating reaching the 2nd place

My german is poor but are they celebrating coming second?

wat

>schalke

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Oh my that’s really sad.
Are they aware of the >Schalke meme?

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>schalke
wait
no, yes that is right
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yes

My German isn’t too great but it seems like they crowned themselves something like 2nd champion.

What the fuck is wrong with this club?

this is a case of being MASSIVE mindlets. Kill everyone associated with this club.

vizemeister literally means "vice champion", meaning runners-up aka 2nd place

yes, definitely
>schalke

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Wow

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it's the schalke mindset

basically liverpool on steroids except their past successes were even longer ago when hitler was still alive

I see. I thought the joke was instead of just calling themselves ‘Zweitern’ or whatever they went for second winner.

That’s sad kek, what year was this?
Vizemeister - Vice Master, like Vice-president

It was last year and now they're fighting relegation in typical Schalke fashion.

literally last year (season 2017/2018)

schalke has not won the championship in over 60 years

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the >schalkening

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Are they considered the most reddit club in Germany or does that award go to BvB or St. Pauli?

Looked at the table and they did pretty well last season, what caused them to collapse and Dortmund to become so much better?

It's dortmund by a mile

>what caused them to collapse and Dortmund to become so much better?
dortmund got a new manager and better players, schalke lost all their players for free

imagine being in the locker room after that le grandiose etrangler

St Pauli is revleft, dortmund is reddit outside of Germany, heartha berlin is reddit inside Germany

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Dortmund finally got a competent manager (Lucien Favre), made some good transfers (Alcacer, Witsel), brought up some talented kids (Sancho) and so far managed to keep Reus out of injuries (except for the Spurs game last week).

And >schalke collapsed because that's just the mentality of that club.
Whenever ambitions rise, their team collapses.

dortmund is reddit
schalke is Yea Forums

>schalke

They weren't really good last season. Massive amounts of refball and the rest of the league being utter dogshit helped them meme their way to 2nd. This year the teams are back to playing well while Schalke is still playing the same garbage but with less refball.

reddit is BVB and St. Pauli
schalke is the biggest laughing stock

we have a small ryhme that states that you should wipe your ass with a schalke flag when you don´t have toilet paper left

"Hast du mal kein Klopapier, dann nimm die Fahne von Schalke 04"

they lost Goretzka, Meyer and Kehrer tbf

Dortmund is pretty much the anti-reddit. Schalke and Bayern are the most redditish clubs.

ah yes, world-class Meyer, Goretzka who went to shit after the Bayern rumours started circulating and Kehrer who made a significant step up under Tuchel

Dortmund made good transfers (including the manager) and >schalke lost 2 key players (Goretzka and Kehrer) , while making shit transfers

also, the mentality at that shit club is just toxic
nobody there can handle any pressure whatsoever

not saying theyre world class, but clearly better than Serdar, Rudy or Mascarell and Kehrer was already pretty crucial for their defense

wasb't meyer pretty much banned from the first team in the second half anyway?

Goretzka and Meyer are ass. Certainly doesn't help losing players (especially on free transfers) but they are still playing the same way they did last season. Tedesco ""football"" is just shit.

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maybe, but he would have been there for the first half

see >not saying theyre world class, but clearly better than Serdar, Rudy or Mascarel

>but they are still playing the same way they did last season. Tedesco ""football"" is just shit.
i agree

For me, it's Schalke 04 Esports

just like scousers they fluke themselves into 2nd from time to time

sané is a fucking nigger

true

Leverkusen also tried to patent the term Vizekusen iirr

it's pathetic to be choking like that in champion's league.
All city goals are garbage shit

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>Schalke

Any of u german cucks have sauce on that bbc and that blonde?

>tp
>tf

kek, you fucking Americans and your cuckold shit

and no idea, probably from some American porn

Sauce

>americans

>tf
>tp

>schalke

>out of the blue
Was this an unintended pun?

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Schalke is the club who would end up second in a one horse race

underrated jewel of a comment

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>schalke

Why always us? This is not funny anymore...
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Give it to me straight, do >Schalke still have a chance? Can't they just score a cheeky goal and then park the bus the entire game?

they need to score 2 (two) cheeky goals first, and THEN park the bus, against man city, at the etihad