/LigaMX/

Jotos not allowed Edition
>conCACAf Champions League kick-off this wednesday
>CopaMX to define the Round of 16 this midweek, only 3 teams confirmed
>T-Touch me pls Vuce-san; El Rey Midas confirmed as new Queretaro's DT
>Azcarraga to AMLO:"El América perdió para quedar bien con usted" KEK
>Vucetich:"Dirigir 4 años a la Selección Mexicana es perder el tiempo"
>TVaztecawinslol: telewilos lose the rating battle during Clásico Tapatío
>FEMES: Federación Mexicana de Esports, to be presented on Feb. 21th
• Official Sites: ligamx.net - lacopamx.net

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youtube.com/watch?v=Tfr485Q3vBc
youtube.com/watch?v=CLae3aY8axw
youtube.com/watch?v=rj475x2vvWU
youtube.com/watch?v=4Dik7CHuR-Q
youtube.com/watch?v=Qlz5cWBvI5o
record.com.mx/futbol-futbol-nacional-seleccion-mexicana/de-luisa-impulsara-union-conmebol-concacaf-para-copa
youtube.com/watch?v=lY0r8EiR-aA
youtube.com/watch?v=HwV9aIJAxsA
youtube.com/watch?v=hSkwg8tyVSA
youtube.com/watch?v=nKqBnEJwIe0
aztecadeportes.com/capitulos/los-protagonistas/2019-02-20-08-50/munecos-de-papel/
youtube.com/watch?v=RZY0DnJb10k
univision.com/deportes/sensacion-deporte/angela-del-rio-una-guapa-presentadora-mexicana-que-podria-dominar-tu-mente-fotos
youtube.com/watch?v=M2qwkSgRtPw
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youtu.be/hn32C2-TzME
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twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

Last week of CopaMX group phase, to Round of 16:

*first place of every group
*the best 7 teams of leaderboard

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Fucking finally, conCACAf is back, all flags report pls.

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I don't have a twitter

post pretty ladies

lame

so how the podcast gonna work

are you gonna make a discord or what

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for me it's Santos

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need's more qt's

Gotchu.

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no more gordas pls

I'm trying f a m

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Rayada...

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No idea, these mayates didn't say a shit.

SE VIENE LA 7
TU HERMANA
TU MAMA
SE VIENE TODO PUTITOS

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>not posting the full res version

and that's why CHIcanos are always behind the BMR(bronze master race).

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Not gonna happen faggot, Santos is winning conCACAf this time, so there's no chance to get the ligamx title

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we can do both

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>white girl in UC
WTF I thought CDMX people were only indios

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keep it alive

as alive as Cristante's father-daughter relationship

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MAMI

All the good looking wilas are from Colombia I guess this is why they keep buying shitters

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cayese puto

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no le voy al americaca

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For me, it's classic Adidas

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more pls

Same girl

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2 days left

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El chilanguuuu neñores

>FEMES: Federación Mexicana de Esports, to be presented on Feb. 21th

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rent free

bump

Enjoying the playlist you shared with me in the other thread, thanks lads.

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Mañana pierde La Maquina

sup

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We should remove Rayados and Toluca from conCACAf and invite Boca Juniors and some colombian team instead.

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>Boca Juniors
I think you mean "El campeon de sudamerica River Plate" lad
>and some colombian team
Don't worry america will be in the next conCACAf

>"El campeon de sudamerica River Plate"
LOS GRANDES NO DESCIENDEN, also Atlético Nacional(when OSOrio take the team) will be cool.

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>ynr SHITvas at club's world cup

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Noches Magicas de Futbol

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>mariajulissa13

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El chiilanguuuuuu

Which of the bands do you like of the lot?

Kill yourself, indio Nahuafag. Go pick up your Oportunidades check and STFU. Rayados por vida, mayate.

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Órale, güey. Saca la verga plástica de tu culo, cabrón. Chivas son vergageros indios, güey. Chupa la verga Rayada, puto.

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Stfu, mayate

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Liga MX im yet again shilling our national league of american football

plz come ill post tocheras again

Feels good to be a CHADcano/Tejano/Norteno tbqh, compas. Imagine using a stool to reach the top shelf in your kitchen like a 165 cm SHITlango. Kek can't relate.

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Fuck you

>>Azcarraga to AMLO:"El América perdió para quedar bien con usted" KEK

BASED MAFIA DEL PODER

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brehs

Fuck niggers

who plays today?

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Fuck jotos

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why?

She qt

>Fuck jotos
But thats gay user

Fucking based norteño, which is CHADtierra, güey. Imagine being a surindio Nahuaputo de Veracruz living off Oportunidades.

Pic related.

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Based

Me on the left

The tiggers

>copamx and conCACAf on at the same time

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I know, bruv. I was going to go on a run tonight but fugg :DD it. Voy a la tiendita ahorita. Que botanas quieres, compas?

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How 2 get a gf b cereal

You don’t. Women have become tools for (((them))) to strip your pride, money, and to emasculate you. The only way to empower yourself is going ligaMGTOW.

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You don't get one

>CruzAzul vs Oaxaca
imagine Oaxacos dabbing on chemos KEK

qt
hella qt

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TW@t would be ded

if that means Caixinha OUT, i think he can take one more for the team

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JUST

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>I won't be able to watch ConcaKINO with my /LigaMX/ lads today
Why live

>forget it, I'm throwing away everything to watch them
The fuck I'm doing with my life

I'm watching the interview right now:
youtu.be/6iczXAxD3yI?t=10m38s

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Sounds like sour grapes to me. Chivas is historically one of the most successful clubs in North America and he helped turn them into a shitter. He is airing all kinds of dirty laundry and saying Chivas was practically begging Carlos Vela to come play for them.

/gorda/s when?

This he's pretty much heart broken and cardozzo unlocking puliDIOS is not helping at all

hmmm maybe a Gordas Edition 2.0 after this one, so get more pics to post meanwhile

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By no means is he 100% culpable. He started out well with Chivas but clearly there was some miscommunication between him and the front office of how they were going to go after players and the two sides couldn’t work through it.

I mean more people watch Liga MemeX here in the US than MlelS.

The dude was talking out of his ass. MLS is very niche. It’s very popular among that niche, but domestically it’s still very niche much less internationally.

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Why do Centeral Americans love Santos so much?

>TVaztecawinslol: telewilos lose the rating battle during Clásico Tapatío

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The tacky Old English script in the crest and the indio mascot resonates with them.

they are our true güait bros

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I made a thread for Concacaf fags

He's selling smoke but he isn't wrong, at least when it comes to Argentina. I doubt he knows about what Venezuelans or Bolivians watch, but here MLS is more popular than the Mexican league

For what though?

Hopefully it attracts our Central American bros. :-3

But really how often do you watch MLS? Maybe a handful of matches each year? It’s such a small number it’s moot.

Yes, but literally no one watches the mexican league, besides maradona games

It's not about popularity or level, if there is something where the MLS excels and it's on the top of the world is on their PR department and broadcasting rights. They have been pushing hard their games here for years, it's most that we CAN watch their games because they are being broadcast.
I really don't think there are many LigaMX matches being broadcast in Argentina or Europe in the first place.

Last thread was great honestly

/gordas/ part II will come soon. Keep your eyes peeled.

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Holy crap, time to shit on /mlels/ again

she's not even a gorda

Post a /gorda/ I want to see your definition.

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link the conCACAf games

go to the caca thread

NECAXA_vs_SAN.LUIS
NECAXA_vs_SAN.LUIS
NECAXA_vs_SAN.LUIS

youtube.com/watch?v=Tfr485Q3vBc

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NEcaxa will win doing nothing again

kek, I remember that CopaMX final, poor Cristante, at least he has a daughter~

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CORRECAMINOS_vs_MORELIA
CORRECAMINOS_vs_MORELIA
CORRECAMINOS_vs_MORELIA

youtube.com/watch?v=CLae3aY8axw

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Imagine how hard he fucked after he lost

Based rare Monarca qt

sauce? also that atletica kit looks top tier

>Necaxa
wtf why are they playing so bad?

>Nacaxa
>Playing good

Because they are Necaxa

/gorda/ bump

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jesu christo

Tigres is fucking shit

They're JUST but we knew that.

>Tigres es el quinto grande

CHIKITIN

Why is Tigres so shit guise?

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Gignac is afriad of playing in Centro America

They cant bribe international refs

LET'S JUST FORGET
EVERYTHING SAID
EVERYTHING WE DID
BEST FRIENDS AND BETTER HALVES

GOODBYES
AND THE AUTUMN NIGHT WHEN WE REALIZED
WE WERE FALLING OUT OF LOVE
BUT WE NEVER DID

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CRUZ.AZUL_vs_OAXACA
CRUZ.AZUL_vs_OAXACA
CRUZ.AZUL_vs_OAXACA

youtube.com/watch?v=rj475x2vvWU

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VERACRUZ_vs_MINEROS
VERACRUZ_vs_MINEROS
VERACRUZ_vs_MINEROS

youtube.com/watch?v=4Dik7CHuR-Q

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Hoy pierde la maquina

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You missed the /gordas/ bread. It was incredible.

would you like to lose tonight and kick Caixinha OUT?

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Caixhina not going anywhere til the end of the tournament most likely

jesus
sauce nigga

martes de partidos culeros

Los Master deberíamos postear los los videos de stand'uperos mas picantes de México, Francisco Escamilla la rifa y la controla :^)

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/pancita/

the Sonic Youth song, also Joy Division, No Vacation and Third Eye Blind

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Why is Copa MX so underrated?

>Francisco Escamilla
Cringe

For some reason, the kino AscensoMX teams use to suck at it, so they focus on promotion
Yeah, we need Atlética back, that jersey looks clean, no sauce, just a random fan, file properties says Sep.2016 :(

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that fat fuck orbitter la mole chida is pretty funny ngl

>third eye blind
yoomer as fuck

>min60
>Mendez IN
*tips*

it was a cool song, just wanted chill songs, never pretended anything, suggest me a nice song then pls

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>not liking 90s alternative rock

Shit is nostalgic as fuck

No vacation is one of my fav indie bands right now

Gustavo Cerati-Bocanada
TEB is shit tho, I have nostalgia for actual GOOD music

jajaja chemos

CAIXINHA OUT CAIXINHA OUT CAIXINHA OUT CAIXINHA OUT CAIXINHA OUT CAIXINHA OUT CAIXINHA OUT CAIXINHA OUT CAIXINHA OUT CAIXINHA OUT CAIXINHA OUT CAIXINHA OUT CAIXINHA OUT CAIXINHA OUT CAIXINHA OUT CAIXINHA OUT CAIXINHA OUT CAIXINHA OUT CAIXINHA OUT CAIXINHA OUT CAIXINHA OUT CAIXINHA OUT CAIXINHA OUT CAIXINHA OUT CAIXINHA OUT CAIXINHA OUT CAIXINHA OUT CAIXINHA OUT CAIXINHA OUT CAIXINHA OUT CAIXINHA OUT CAIXINHA OUT CAIXINHA OUT CAIXINHA OUT CAIXINHA OUT CAIXINHA OUT CAIXINHA OUT CAIXINHA OUT CAIXINHA OUT CAIXINHA OUT CAIXINHA OUT CAIXINHA OUT CAIXINHA OUT CAIXINHA OUT CAIXINHA OUT CAIXINHA OUT CAIXINHA OUT CAIXINHA OUT CAIXINHA OUT CAIXINHA OUT CAIXINHA OUT CAIXINHA OUT CAIXINHA OUT CAIXINHA OUT CAIXINHA OUT CAIXINHA OUT CAIXINHA OUT CAIXINHA OUT CAIXINHA OUT CAIXINHA OUT CAIXINHA OUT CAIXINHA OUT CAIXINHA OUT CAIXINHA OUT CAIXINHA OUT CAIXINHA OUT CAIXINHA OUT CAIXINHA OUT CAIXINHA OUT CAIXINHA OUT CAIXINHA OUT CAIXINHA OUT CAIXINHA OUT CAIXINHA OUT

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La compania de cemento, señores

>*Pablo Aguiliar habilita el fuera de lugar*

y aun no se dan cuenta que el efecto Peleaz fue un trabajo interno de Televisa(based)

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hi when's the next gordita thread?

>tfw no beisbol gf de llano

>Gustavo Cerati-Bocanada
thanks

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Kek. We started a Yea Forums craze for thicc nalgonas.

after this one bro, you can collect more pics post meanwhile

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Have we figured out who that is? She's been posted before.

I just really like semi-charmed life. Fav 90s band is probably smashing pumpkins

Not really, she's from Monterrey, around 2012-2014, hard to get sauce nowdays.

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Wait... not convinced but I think this is her: twitter.com/lomac85 twitter.com/lomalomac

>losing to oacacaqueños

Imagine being a chemo right now

>Aguilar does it again

KEK

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>cuck azul
Seriously TW@, just commit sudoku already

chemos literally eliminated from copa

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>even vergacruz won

lmao

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>losing to a bunch of indios
lmao just when you think azul has hit rock bottom they go beyond. I feel sorry for that shit team. Bunch of fucking losers.

God, she's literally perfect

A FUCKING BUG

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Yeah, she's really qt also weather girl right now: ig/pamela_longoria

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Cruz Azul gave out free tickets and no one went lmao

Caixinha about to chimp out

complete frame
lol
Pelaez needs to bring Ojitos or LaVolpe IN

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we haven't seen this Debby's dude

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>Pelaez needs to bring Ojitos or LaVolpe IN
Supposedly Rafa Puente Jr. will take over after Caixinha gets fired.

Carta-Blanca should get back on Tigres & Rayados kits desu

This could bring more memes, I'm ok with this.

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MANA JUEGA EL REY DEL NORTE! DURO SANTOS DURO!

Based. I've said the same thing, güey.

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No, güey, norteñas son increíbles.

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Otra

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We need a cup that doesn't include the MLS

Tigres will bounce back. We will fucking slaughter the ticos in Mexico with the full team by at least 3 goals. You'll see

based

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keep it alive

>implying it wont be toronto 2.0

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as alive as rare monarqt's

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post the chickitin song again

youtube.com/watch?v=Qlz5cWBvI5o

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they should make this the theme song

We must include this song as goal horn for next Yea Forumserb Owl tournament desu

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We need this as an edition next

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>Krilin
>PumASS

fucking KEK

LA HORA CERO YA LLEGO

El sheettcano siñoriz

DURO DURO DURO POR EL CULO

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>youtube recommended videos
>futbol
>bitches in skimpy outfits showing their underwear
>bitches breastfeeding
(((they))) got me lads

/gordita/ bump

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BRAAAAAP bump. Hoy ganan Los Rayados, putitos!

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Based. Rayados 4 lyfe. Tigrefags have AIDS.

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Tigres have Los Zetas buy/threaten the refs. It's also confirmed all Tigrefags are HIV+.

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SEÑORES YO S.O.Y RAYADO Y TENGO AGUANTE ;^)

Bump. Also can we all agree that the perfect cell saga in dragon ball zeta is peak dbz and has the most kino moments

Rayados brrrrrapppp

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HOY JUEGA PAPA HIJOS DE SU PUTA MADRE

El chillanguu señoris

QUE CHINGU SU MADRE EL AMERICACA

Ya todos saben qué Monterrey juega a las 9 bro.

Give me your picks for today
1/2

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2/2

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Hnnnnnng

HOY GANA EL PADRE DE TODOS LOS PUTOS DEL NORTE

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Oh. He cute. :^D

JUST

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>Cruz Azul is literally the hijo of America
lel

Who would be Piccolo?

>Alvaro tirando mierda al atleti porque la jewventus perdio y cr7 fue exposado
wwwww

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Breddy accurate considering shitlangos are all manlets compared to ChivasChads

Llantos

Who SS2 kid Gohan during Cell Saga?

what time do these games start?

record.com.mx/futbol-futbol-nacional-seleccion-mexicana/de-luisa-impulsara-union-conmebol-concacaf-para-copa
Please be true

Bravos vs Puebla 18:00hrs, game of this midweek ;^)

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Necaxa or Xolos

Nah fuck this. It would be funnier and more based if CONMEBOL just exapanded Copa Libertadores to include like 3 Mexican teams and 1 team from Central America. Screw Canada and the USA soccer.

Elon Musk is gonna make teleportation real by 2030 breh
We are gonna be able to have a global champions league by then, just be patient.

Travel is moot. Copa Libertadores at least makes sense for Mexican and Central American teams because they were once ruled by Spain. That has some cache to it. This hypothetical new cup would just be a cash grab for more television broadcasting and product placement shekels.

Compas, I...

Think about this: how about a global Club cup, that happens yearly, but instead of having a group with Chivas, Schalke 04, Be The Best Forever™ and Al Hilal, think about clubs from each confederation play each other then each winner meet up for a final playoffs? I'm a genius, give me money right now.

By the way, NOCHES MAGICAS WHEN?

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>these two pictures are at least 6 years old
Where does time go?

>record.com.mx/futbol-futbol-nacional-seleccion-mexicana/de-luisa-impulsara-union-conmebol-concacaf-para-copa
IT'S FUCKING TIME
Seriously lads, in a 48-Teams WC world there isn't any reason to have CONMEBOL

TONIGHT

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There isn't any reason to even care with a 48-teams WC to be quite honest with you.

Do you rate mkleo?

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Juárez x Puebla, ChivASS x Cafetaleros or Atlético-MG x Defensor?

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Bravos vs Puebla's Chelis

For me, it's Zer0

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Something about girls in tube socks

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I was thinking the same because Juárez but it's against Puebla and I think I'd rather kill myself with a spoon than watching Puebla play.

b-but el Chavo Alustiza is on fire!

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>tfw no gorda gf

games start at 8?

Which ones you talking about? conCACAf or Copa MX?

you have an artsy mexican gf though la

Not a gf, we just have casual sex when she was in my city plus we talk to each other like every day. Bitch gf learned about her, asked me about it, said to me to pick if it's either her of the artsy girl so that's why I don't have a gf anymore.

Sorry to hear that huebro

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LA COPA MX HACEMOS TODOS JUNTOS, JUNTOS, JUNTOS- JUEGA LIMPIO, SIENTE TU LIGA.

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Thanks but I'm not even upset, atleast now I have the time to use Yea Forums again.

You're sorry to hear that he has sex with a girl?

Actually, I broke up with the tasteless-regular-sex-every-two-days-or-less girl because of friendship, actually.

both

Man Marathon stadium and welcome is Kino. I almost feel bad we are going to trash them hard

link santos game

>14 seconds in and there's already a body in juarez
Never change, Meméxico.

r o j a just kidding in xrivonet info/09e.html#ki

That's still more sex that I'll ever have in my life
Fuck you man

Post here so I don't feel so lonely

Two of the conCACAf games start at 7:00 pm central. One starts at 9.

Just find a girl with low self esteem but don't hate her life and you'll fuck loads. Also hit the gym, lose weight and get a hobby that makes you interesting.

I am sorry that his real gf wouldn't let him get side pussy from a qt artsy Mexicana.

Using English teams:
Club America = Manchester United
Atlas = Everton
Cruz Azul = Liverpool
Guadalajara = Arsenal
Leon = Tottenham
Lobos BUAP = Burnley
Monterrey = Manchester City
Monarcas Morelia = West Ham
Necaxa = Newcasttle
Pachuca = Wolverhampton
Puebla = Wigan
Queretaro = Cardiff
Santos Laguna = Blackburn Rovers
Tigres UANL = Chelsea
Tijuana = Leicester
Toluca = Aston Villa
Pumas UNAM = Millwal
Veracruz = Norwich

BRAVOS_vs_PUEBLA
BRAVOS_vs_PUEBLA
BRAVOS_vs_PUEBLA

youtube.com/watch?v=lY0r8EiR-aA

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>Tigres UANL = Chelsea
You're being very generous kek

based Juarez qt

Fuck guastatoya desu

Chelsea was irrelevant once aswell.

>we already scored
BASED

I was confident Guastatoya could at least draw ;_;

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SE VIENE PUTOS SE VIENE

seething Comunicaciones customer

WHO CAN FUCKING STOP US AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

REEEEEEEEEEEEE

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amazing body

sauce? are you a fan of Yu-mex?

who /america/ here?

this santos game is nothing but fucking murderball

TAPACHULA_vs_CHIVAS
TAPACHULA_vs_CHIVAS
TAPACHULA_vs_CHIVAS

youtube.com/watch?v=HwV9aIJAxsA

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here m8

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hnggg

MURERBALL

que asco

I'm taking about yugo slav music
youtube.com/watch?v=hSkwg8tyVSA

>El unico grande del norte limpiando la reputacion de mexico que ensuciaron los chiquitines ayer
Based

EL MAS GRANDE DE MEXICO PUTOS

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Why couldn't conCACAf think of a better name instead of ripping off the European one?

STOP SANTOS THEY ARE ALREADY DEAD

MOST DANGEROUS

Thank you Higuera.

>tfw we already have the most goals

What are you then?
youtube.com/watch?v=nKqBnEJwIe0

Should I watch pumass or monteguey

Maradona

aztecadeportes.com/capitulos/los-protagonistas/2019-02-20-08-50/munecos-de-papel/
>Valedores vs Muñecos de Papel
Based, the true Mexican classic.

Toluca


No no, Toluca is Chelsea, Monterrey is Tottenham, Tigueres is ManCity, Pachuca is Everton, Atlas is West Ham, Necaxa is Aston Villa and Based Aquapotro is Nottingham Forest. The rest make sense for me.

>not rating andres iniestra

Holy fuck, the ref of the Monterrey game is the blackest black I have ever seen.

NACI PARA AMARTE MAS ALLA DE LA RAZON

LA BANDA DEL NEGRO

PUMAS_vs_LEONES.NEGROS
PUMAS_vs_LEONES.NEGROS
PUMAS_vs_LEONES.NEGROS

youtube.com/watch?v=RZY0DnJb10k

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DORADOS_vs_QUERETARO
DORADOS_vs_QUERETARO
DORADOS_vs_QUERETARO

youtube.com/watch?v=lY0r8EiR-aA

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>SHITlangos BTFO once again

Fire at Xochimilco

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I don't get it

>Xochimilco
NOT THE BOATS!

>udGAY

>equipos regios

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La Ciudad de Montegay

HABEMUS COPA SEÑORES

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>Morelia
>Xolos
>America
>San Luis
>Leon
>Mineros
>Pumas
>Atlas

>Morelia
>America
>Bravos
>Atlas

>America
>Atlas

America campeón ;^)

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Doubles confirms, se viene la seis

montegay losing to powerful alianza

que bergas es un alianza lmafaooo

we should invite MLS teams to copaMX

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For me it's Zacatecas

Texas and California are basically Mexico now desu. Might as well.

Why are Regio teams so shit?

both are smol timz

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Imagine rooting for a team that isn't Santos

SEÑOR YO SOŶ RAYADO Y TENGO AGUANTE :^)))))

>spend millions
>can't win against a literal who team
sad

No Djaniny, No conCAChAmpions

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aliansa

cayese pinche celoso

kek, just kidding m8, i'm rooting for Santos this time, would love to see La Laguna vs El Real De Madrid

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Chava will get sacked and lavolpe will help turn la comarca lagunera into el barrio mas grande del mundo

I trust on el Bigotón, just make sure he gets a personal podóloga from Torreón ;^)

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Short hair edition cuando?

>LaVolpe to Cruz Azul next tournament
Looks like tw@t has something to look forward to.

post the picture you want to use, and i'll make it after /gordas/ edition 2.0

He's coming to Santos

No he's not, llantos isn't firing chava anytime soon, meanwhile Cruz Azul is getting rid of caixinha unless he wins the league.

They will once he shits the bed in the league

He won't choke till the end of the league tho.

he's already choking

half of this doesnt even make sense

Looks like Tigres are getting new girls~

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bitch has warts on her pussy

your girl had a post on CHIcanovision breh
univision.com/deportes/sensacion-deporte/angela-del-rio-una-guapa-presentadora-mexicana-que-podria-dominar-tu-mente-fotos

KEK

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This thread needs more Anny posting

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Having trouble finding that exact place in the map.

Wait, you said Annyposting?

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Better we lose to a "literally who" than be a 150cm indio living off Oportunidades, pendejo.

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Órale Brasileño, fuck off with your "fala português" bullshit. Admit your gf was your sister como Neymar, pinche joto.

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>tfw no sister gf de beisbol

Bump de bumpeo

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yes

>losing to 150cm indios maras

At least or chava fans are wifeable, unlike your putas sureñas, Nahuamayate.

Let's face it, the Rayados are historically Monterrey's "rich people" upper-class team, while the Tigres are Monterrey's traditionally "poor indio/mayate" working-class team. So naturally our female fans are the hottest because of natural selection.

Keep hating, mayate. Only reason Tigres started winning championships again are because muh Zetas paying off and threatening the refs, because Los carteles son mayates.

You and I know this, gringos don't, mayate Nahua.

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Cabrón, our female Rayados fans are 100% wifeable non-indio, non-mayate qts. Because we're RayaCHADos, you pendejo.

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>shitcano color caca idolantrando (((regiolards)))

new low to be honest with you

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Good, goy

cringe

(((Amierdacanista))) detected. kys, goy.

based

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHA
>NORTE
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHA
>NORTE
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHA
>NORTE
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHA
>NORTE
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHA
>NORTE
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHA
>NORTE

Cringe

>chicanos

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Hey, fren. What about Chicanos?

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I absolutely HATE chicanos.

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Chingate, güey. Saca la verga india de su culo, pinche joto. Somos los CHADteños, vergagüero cabrón.

There's unironically nothing wrong with us though

The ones that larp Aztlan are turbo autist

Literally no one does that IRL that's a meme from this shithole

>regios

brehs, how do i get a thigg edecan gf?

Deal drugs.

pay

Don't be chilango

There are streets and parks all over California dedicated to Aztan.

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People like this are so stupid to me, literally millions of people flee one country to go to one that's way better, and yet they think turning their new country into the one their parents fled will make things better how??

even worse, they get called out here if they try to adapt to their new home
we have a really shitty attitude

>raza si
>migra no
What did they mean by this?

California Chicanos are a different animal. The La Raza movement in the 1970’s is a very interesting subject namely how everybody praised Cesar Chavez for fighting for workers rights, but behind the activism he hated Mexican immigrants because Mexican immigrants were willing to do the work for farmers for less, and that would have his farm worker union goals.

Ruined his farm worker union goals*

Kek. Clearly somebody that only knows Spanish at a remedial level.

Enough to say hi to his abuelita who lives in rural Oaxaca over skype, am I right?

I don't know if it is any worse than how Italian-Americans get treatedor are viewed by actual Italians. You think Chicanos are bad? Check out the wops in New Jersey.

METE A LAINEZ CALVO HIJUEPUTA

>Lainez help me!!!!

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People unironically think playing for Betiz is better than America.

B-but liga mx is easily in the top 10!

Betis' forwards are so fucking stupid.

They play Guardado unironically, no wonder you feel like they're fucking stupid.

>Lainez falls with the ball leading to a break and the goal, dashing Betis' chances
JAJJAJAJAJJAJAJAJJAJAJAJJAJAJJAJAJJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJ
La """"joya"""" SHITlanga señores

Why can't SHITlangos produce any good players bros? They all choke.
Are they just inferior to based JalisCHADS like everyone else?

I'm pretty sure Lainez is not a SHITlango, lad.

he definitely looks like one so I'm sure he has the same genetic makeup at the least

quiero q un negrote me coja lol

cayese wila

What part of Rennes are you from lads?

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It's street art you incel
This is cool, stop browsing /pol/ and acting so whitewashed

He is from Tabasco, if you're gonna try and insult some one at least get it right or you will just look like a dumb ass

see: why can't chilangos into science and biology bros?
guess that explains why their infrastructure and economy is stuck in the 70s

Migra Is a common way of calling migration police

EL CHILANGUUU
QUIERE CHORAR

:^)

HOY JUEGA EL CHORIZO
HOY JUEGA EL POWER

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Are you putos jotos already getting botanas?

Makes sense, I thought they meant something like they are against migration.

fuck that, we /fit/ pham
Atlas-Tigays should be good
Cruz Azul-Verakek for the memes if Caixinha gets BTFO again

Also concachafa looks decent today

>implying botanas can't be /fit/
Just add 4 scoops of whey to your beer to enrich your piss and clog your kidneys and drink it after screaming GAINS!!11! while no one cares and look at you in a disgusting way.

Toluca no es ciudad.

>redpilled on (((supps)))
BASED
the furthest I'll go is mango enchilado and japanese peanuts lel

Again, get your facts correct or you'll keep looking like a fucking idot.

Callate Martinoli

QUIERE LLORAR QUIERE LLORAR EL SHITLANGO CULO ARDIDO SEÑORES

EL CHILANGUUU SEÑORES ;^)

when do the games start?

Bamp

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Toluca vs Sporting at 7 and FAtlanta vs sugar cane farmers at 9

I thought it was mandatory Liga MX bantz had to have hot chicas in them. This bread is boring when it's just bantz with no gurlz.

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I hope we get a proper DT like Zinha insted this Cristante dude

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Remember when Sinha was written as Zinha on Fifa?

He just needs better players

Oooh...oooh...that smell...
Can't you smell...that smell?
Güey.

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I-I do breh

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>loluca

Friendly reminder Toluca is not a city

cristante out
piojo out
littlebox out
chava reyes out
siboldi out

>get river plate players
>be shit
really makes me think

alacranes de durango mas grande que toluca

>tfw Lavolpe was right all along

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>SHITlangos can't stop losing
OH NO NO NO NO NOOOO

what LigaMX has the whitest fans? I do not want to support same team as manlet indios

CHADvas de CHADalajara
We are basically Castizos
Monterellenos like to think they're white but they're just pale yellow mutts

Santos being the best team like always

hello where do i apply for a manager job

white mexicans dont watch soccer

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what do they watch?

>CHI
Kek

f1

Their money grow in the bank

>the whitest kid there has autism
P O T T E R Y

>the autistic Chanclista
>the CHAD chiva

TAKE CARE OF ME
WHOSE HEART YOU ALWAYS OWN
AND LAY SIMPLY
WHERE I DIDN'T DIE
I FREE MY BACK
THE WEIGHT IT LOVES ME
OWES NOTHING
FEELING HERE IS FREE

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shut up faggot

where are my /Bully/ bros here?

youtube.com/watch?v=M2qwkSgRtPw

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>SHITlango still CHORANDO

For me it's high testosterone Bobby Hill

Bully 2 in the works

I didn't know there were so many camels in México, güey.

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El jalisJOTO cñores

El jalisJOTO cñores

Yeah, some edecanes are real putas.

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Are we bumping this shit out tonight or what?

why?

Because tomorrow is snack friday

La maquina vs el tibu

because /Gordas/ Edition 2.0 is ready

imagine CruzAzul lossing to Ver(g)acruz and fire Caixinha

keep it alive

as alive as Viernes Botanero + /Gordas/ Edition

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>the youtube channel where I used to watch my futbol shows got taken down
:(((

>thots don't support his team

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RIP SeñorGolHD

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>SeñorGolHD
F

I'm counting on it

Don't get your hopes up.

Rate my meme bros

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That's Fabiola Martinez
@bellafaby on IG

youtube.com/watch?v=n_vefVUH7YM
Name a better mexican song, ever. Protip: you can't.

wouldsave/10
and I saved that shit

>tfw no Recoditos gf

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sauce on the gorda on the left please
>tfw no gorda gf de viento

CAGUAMAS DE CORONA IN HUEZIL FUCKING WHEN?

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Psh

Best Mexican song
youtu.be/hn32C2-TzME

Best Chicano song
youtu.be/p9cT7Q3GMT0

In terms of Josés and latin ballad memes, José José > Napoleón.

No idea mi compadrito, but have this gordis de beisbol instead

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Bump de tacos de frijol

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>SHITlango meals
Feels good to be a CHADcano/NortenCHAD that can afford carne. No wonder those mecos are only 135cm.

One bumperino closer to /gordas2/

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What's the point of eating >mexican food on Taco Bell and claiming you are 200cm (on width)?

Not only any thot, but the original thot
Based Saints Lagoon

What does /LigaMX/ think of these CHADcanos?

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>not sherif de chocolate

It's irrelevant what the SHITlangos think of us. They aren't even real people.

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Notice how chicanos are trying to be more "Mexican" by spelling it "Xicano"?

You can't make this up.

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>Xicano:
>The Nahautl did not have a written language they used hieroglyphics. The sound of "ch" written in the Greco-Roman alphabet was put in place by the Spanish not the Nahautl.

Fucking ghey.

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In all seriousness, Chicanos like pic related are fucking scum that larp so many different sub-cultures and try to make their own. They wear those giant oversized zoot suits to try to copy 1930s Italian mob culture, they larp Mexican cartel shit, and finally they love rap and the shitty black gangsta culture. They can fuck themselves desu.

Why do these beaners look so sad? :(

They're dark skinned, which is really looled down upon in México :(

bump it out jotos

One bump closer for /gordas/

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2.0?

I haven't seen what imagebro says the next edition will be but so many people keep asking for /gordas2.0/ Personally I think we need to focus on how both Regio clubs shit the bed to begin conCACAf but this board is like 50% qt posting, 30% shitposting, 15% tfw no gf posting, and 5% actual sports talk.

/Gorda/ poasting is the best thing that has happened to this hilo. I think /gordas/ should be next bread.

What are we having for botanas tonight, putos?

Tu mamá en tanga prro :v

joke's on you she has a penis joto gordo

WTF, huebro is a gril?!

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Where did you find this picture of me?

this would explain a lot

>Recoditos
>Not the OG Banda el Recodo de Don Cruz Lizárraga

Uncultered swine

almost there

When you guys found a guy on twitter, from Belo Horizonte, who loves mexican football I really got worried.

The guy who roots for America?

No, the guy with the America jersey was a former drug addict from those clinics paid by protestant churches. I doubt he knew that jersey belonged to a mexican team AT ALL.

Kek what do you have to hide, Huebro? TW@t basically doxxes himself in every bread.

I don't know but I'm cancer to this thread to be honest. But I already gave you enough info for you to dox me, I tested.

Oh, I think I know who you're talking about

Absolutely no reason to do so. Everybody here is frens :^D Only idiots that should worry about getting doxxed are in /pol/

When I go to México I'll convince Imagebro to take his fat ass to wherever I go (if it's in the Norte) so he'll meet me personally or whatever.

Will you taste each other's cum?

yes

I don't know about him but I'll sure do :3

ugh
Why did cringeworthy cholos have to be our contribution to rap music? They're so embarrassing.

we can do it

Will we steal the next thread?

>Friday games aat the same time
Did tv apesta lose the rights, or something?

Imagebro here, I was fixing the dreams system of my brain, I'm starting to know how shit works, I can appear whatever I want in my dreams but only if I'm acting like someone else, so my brain doesn't apply the suppression on the dream. Next bread isready btw.

Uh-oh looks like Imagebro forgot to turn off his proxy
EXPOSED

>there is only one brazilian on Yea Forums
k

I’d meet up imagebro too but I can’t see myself ever going to Juarez. Let’s speculate what imagebro looks like.

Tekashi is our savior

Because the more intelligent Chicanos like you are too pussy to make good music
All that's gonna change though bros
Imma tear down the door for us spics in the indie and mainstream circles :DD

God not this remote viewer shit again

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The only other BR that posts in this thread is a bitch and no one likes him though
Fat and brown pimplefaced SHITlango

NEW NEW NEW
Cayese puto, estoy decodificando mi mente y poder crear cosas (imaginemos))chingonas

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LAST

>169
wtf is the image limit around here, anyway

Aaaah puto