Hello yes I'd like to pick up a vinyl copy of JPEGMAFIA's All My Heroes Are Cornballs please...

>hello yes I'd like to pick up a vinyl copy of JPEGMAFIA's All My Heroes Are Cornballs please. yes I would like it in a bag with the receipt. thank you

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That man is clearly at a gamestop

i want to strap three anvils to this man's waist, pick him up with a forklift, and drop him on jpegmafia

where will people work once retail dies?

Nowhere. Hopefully the rest of the country wises up by then and enacts universal basic income.

America will never accept communism.

THICC

Retail won't actually die. Eventually, unions will become the norm in those workplaces too, and competition will be evened out among small businesses and large chains depending on the region they serve. Ironically enough, small businesses thrive in big huge cities and large chain retailers do best in small rural communities.

It will in the form of cold hard cash. The vast majority of Americans agree that taxes should be higher for the corporations that make the most money, and for the highest earning individuals. Corporations ain't gonna leave America just because their taxes are high. We're their only market.

America will never accept communism.

What is it with people (journalists) and exaggerating the death of things? Retail still exists everywhere. Malls still exist everywhere. CDs still exist everywhere (and still massively outsell vinyl, CDs are around 40% of the album market and vinyl is around 10% if that)

Because these things still might make up a large percentage now, but you can't saybthat 20 to 30 years from now as newer generations come in.

When newer generations come in, they will also come into politics and we will start to get things done. Remember, the people in politics right now are, for the most part, on the brink of death.

But you tards think the world is ending in 12 years because muh global heating up

>imagine not believing in global warming because corrupt republicans said so. Just so they can keep getting lobbying money
What a fucking NPC idiot.

No, that's just pretty much the breaking point. The world will be around for a while after that. Perhaps scientific advance will bring us a way to counteract the runaway greenhouse effect. We are modernists, we believe in changing the world around us with science.

JPEGMAFIA is Death Grips for people who steal energy drinks from 7/11

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They've been predicting the death of the CD for nearly 20 years and it's never really happened. Not that it really matters though. There will always be cafes.

Western communists are mindless consumers. If they tried to pull that woke shit in any communist country, they'd be sentenced to death for going against their leader.

>journalists are human

>Marxist-Leninists are communists
Kek. MLs aren't even people.

>An Inconvinient Truth CHANGED MY LIFE!
Lmao faggot

honestly no one has the answers we are all mere sheep thinking we are smarter than the next when we all are being manipulated and lied to.

This is the left wing version of being a doomsday prepper.
It's important to care about the environment, but I guess the elites realized that normies will not put in any effort in unless they are told that the apocalypse is now.

iPhone communists larp as Marxists

I sort of agree. Still pretty vague.

Haven't even seen "inconvienent truth." And theres plenty of evidence outside of some awareness documentary from like 15 years ago. And yes, Republicans have been very harmful, I can also say that it is an issue our political system regardless of party has ignored for years outside of shallow and slow measures. Like said, the world isn't gonna burn up in 13 years, but at that point it would be too late and we'd be condemning the next 3-5 generations of climate related issues.

>thing happens
>CLIMATE CHANGE!!!!

>once-in-a-thousand-years storm happens
>no shit it's climate change you fucking simp