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good bro metal edition

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rateyourmusic.com/genre/War Metal/
youtube.com/watch?v=qCBCYsx5aME
youtube.com/watch?v=NmKzteFkK4o
neoandertals.bandcamp.com/album/ebu-gogo-gutting-the-child
youtube.com/watch?v=n7sDBqJyqCA
youtube.com/watch?v=Cb24kLd459Y
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kys

youtube.com/watch?v=OQR-HFyZ2o0
deathrash
swedish edition

i will but only if you finally admit that horna sucks

melodeath sucks

satanic warmaster sucks

Why didn't you guys tell me it was actually good??

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I once say a girl online with a massive Goatmoon tattoo on her neck.
Goatmoon fucking sucks.

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cuz it's not and you only like it cuz your taste in music sucks dick
just sayin

*blocks you're path*

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incantation sucks

>Listen pal, what you posted was cringe. Now hand over your /metal/ membership card.

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*kills gay man for no reason in your'e path*

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basado

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This is what society would look like if Euronymous didn't die

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wtf varg was HOT twink
what happened?

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alternate timeline where Varg discovers Taoism instead of nazism and dedicates his life to finding balance and living in harmony with others

>prease stop wartching hentai
what did he mean by this?

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>start listening to Blasphemy
woah Varg got based!

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>stop smelling dog ass
ok varg has gone too far this time

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who the fuck made this
i know it was one of yous

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Too many god-like riffs for you.

>Goat Horns
literally FUCKS three casio keyboards at once

t. rifflet

>YESSSS POWER METAL EPIC SOUNDING MUSIC TAKES ME ON A FANTASY ADVENTURE TO SLAY EVIL SPIRITS RIDE DRAGONS AND RESCUE PRINCESSES

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let me live my runescape fantasy in peace, asshole

>let me live my runescape fantasy in peace, asshole

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even runescape isnt that gay

Your point being?

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In the middle of listening to this now, what does this have that Unquestionable Presence didn't do better years before?

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those a;bums sound completely different, you kidding me?
obscura is more chuggy and less proggy

it's a meme album

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increased levels of soi

>gorguts
>onions
atheist is onions compared to gorguts

gogurt sucks
atheist is alpha metal

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Well for one Unqeustionable Presence doesn't sound like each and every band member was playing a different song while being thrown down the stairs.

only the first two gorguts albums have riffs

Voivod did it cooler

is coheed and cambria /metal/?

I WATCH 'EM AT OUR GIGS
WITH AN "A" ON THEIR BACKS
THE "A" STAND FOR ARROGANCE
COZ RESPECT THEY SURELY LACK

No but they're so bad they make Tool look metal

Will it be any good?

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well I like them so we will just have to agree to disagree on the issue of Coheed and Cambria.

looks like rick n morty retro s()i hippie crap

>that logo
I hate it already

why do you associate everything you don't like with rick and morty? sounds like you've watched a lot of the show for someone who hates it

saw them play nearly the whole album at a bar two nights ago. top tier riffs

Honestly, not David but I wish someone would plaster your fucking face online and call you a pedophile, call up your job and tell them you're apparently a pedophile, and beat the fuck out of you in person. Guy just wanted to have people listen to his music like anyone else would have, but you refuse to listen unless it's promoted by faggot anthony fantano or some other shit website tells you what to listen to. You're the kind of piece of shit who makes people look down on metal music as a whole.

>sounds like you like implying a lot
WOW!

>DUDE REVERB LMAO!

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more like satanic fartmaster, am i right? lol...

but Chuck did give the best head in metal

>Nordic Gamer.jpg

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both are overrated

Favorite Morbid Angle album?

Söyvarg.jpg

Depends on the day you stupid bitch

Dont call me Angel

Shut up you coomer

only 4 u ;) ;pp

>Atheist
Prog is preeeeeeeetty gay

And le tremolo picking horseshit production black metal is so good, right?

yep
youtu.be/99yPA7K5MCA

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/meal/ pretends to not like Sleep because their music is closer to "classic rock" (specifically a blend between Black Sabbath and early Pink Floyd) than /meal/'s definition of "metal" (ie caveman riffs and ÖÜGHs/EÜGHs)
also when the last album dropped the threads were full of annoying tourists looking for stoner metal recs for what felt like forever

Metal is dead.

only death is real

Good post man, I didn't know this band

Yes.

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Responding to myself. I just wanted to say, by the way, I like Atheist to though.

>follows a stranger into the woods for """reasons"""
He just regrets fucking a man and killed him out of frustration

why do nu-males love isahn when he associated with homophobes and murderers but call for nergal to be canceled because he likes graveland?

If this was true there'd be evidence for it and the media would want to say he's a closeted homo sexual. So it's obviously not true.

doom is just metal's so_y containment subgenre

No, that's so-called "War Metal"

I've seriously only ever heard of that "genre" in /meal/

Nokturnal Mortum is probably the biggest joke in black metal
>Lunar Poetry
Stolen Rotting Christ riffs mixed with super nintendo synth
>Goat Horns
>To the Blasphemous Gates of Fire
just a riffless mess of synth and spastic drum machines
>NeChrist
grim ewok music
>Weltanschauung
problematic Moonsorrow
>Voice of Steel
Problematic Moonsorrow with Death Magnetic-tier production and blues solos

did anyone even hear their last album?
Normal people don't like them because they're former nazis and nazis don't like them because they pussied out and disavowed naziism. who's even their audience now, "rational" neckbeards who think both sides are bad?

me too fucking memers making shit up for no reason

Goat Horns and the other album were played with a real drummer though
Absurd is a bigger joke

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blackened_death_metal#War_metal
rateyourmusic.com/genre/War Metal/

the only thing of theirs I've listened to is goat horns and I kinda liked how cheesy and goofy it was with the synth
never really got into absurd but also never really tried

Wikipedia en RYM? This is some serious academia. Still a retarded genre to call what's, at best, a style of riffing.

B-b-b-BASED

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NeChrist has real drums. if you think Goat Horns has live/acoustic drums you need your ears cleaned out.

Absurd? Their later stuff (Totenlieder, etc) does this "pagan metal" stuff a lot better than any Ukraine band, without the keyboards and obvious world music crap

>This is some serious academia
>he wants 'official and peer reviewed sources' for determining niche metal sub genres

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huh? war metal sucks, but it has a very specific, well defined aesthetic by now (the gas masks, black/white/red album art, "muh grave desecration", goats, etc

if anything it's the music that's nebulous, it's hard to describe without just saying "it's basically grindcore with a black metal attitude"

Kek. Seems like the autism is in full force today.

War is, in metal, a lyrical theme. Power Metal, Trad, Doom, Black, Death, etc, make songs about war and that evoke war in different ways. S()ydboys calling an abrassive, intense, speedy, grindy mix of death and black "War Metal" to think of themselves as more interesting or underground is a prime example of ungraveled pretentiousness

Why do girls love Eluveitie so much?

Death is, in metal, a lyrical theme.

Doesn't It have a female singer?

that's like saying "black metal writes about RED and GREEN stuff, like satan and forests, so it's not really black!"

that's not what war metal means. it refers to a bunch of bands who are heavily derivative of Blasphemy (mainly), Sarcofago, and early Beherit.

Depends if you consider obese 40 year old mall goths as girls

>using word like problematic

Well i am on twitch alot and alot of alt twitch girls love them and they are mostly 20s so

Indeed, it is, however there's a clear, unmistaken sound to what's called Death Metal, that "War Metal" which has been developing over decades doesn't possess.
That's a broad palette of sound you are describing there, there's no specificity to it.

What do we think of the new Mgla?

If you can't distinguish a war metal record by listening to it, you might be deaf

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Third track had a great groove.

It has a specific sound.

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Farvann is hilarious.

youtube.com/watch?v=qCBCYsx5aME

thanks for the rec my dude-o, love me some caveman riff-y grindcore. Made my shift bearable.

HIP

can someone post that monkey skinning the child album or whatever that was called?

you are all a fucking jews

oh no no no look at this dude

Bait.

Darkthrone - Paragon Belial
youtube.com/watch?v=NmKzteFkK4o

Better than EiF

neoandertals.bandcamp.com/album/ebu-gogo-gutting-the-child

thanks

the definition of "meh"

It's good that he died then.

that's a funny way of spelling Peter Steele

Based

>spooky
>cave
>noises.ogg

what is some metal you listen to when a mosquito gets in your room and bites you on the legs 7 times?

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youtube.com/watch?v=n7sDBqJyqCA

youtube.com/watch?v=Cb24kLd459Y

youtube.com/watch?v=OSszPmpsHoI

based

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damn this is really good I don't know why I never heard of this band.

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that pestilence song with the mosquitos in it, I can't remember what its called.

Metallica.

They became much too poppy and melodic for the kult kiddies, but I found them enjoyable for a while, especially pic related.

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TO DROP
OUT
OF LIFE
WITH BONG
IN
HAND

Should I bother listening to Tool's old songs?

Yeah, they were better as an unpretentious nu-metally angst alt rock band than this fucking nu-metally wanking sludge prog tribal Joe Rogan BUTTROCK crap they are now

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I love early in Flames, they were so full of soul before Colony or Clayman or thereabouts
Slaughter of the Soul on the other hand is aptly titled. hate that album and I have nothing against melodeath in theory

my homie turned on their new album on his phone the other day. it literally sounded like niggers hitting coconuts for 3 minutes. I was like, "when do the riffs start?"

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youtu.be/vcLwQ0uXYUA?t=1687

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to be fair this was one of the things that got me into extreme metal as a 15 year old
the sludgier tracks towards the end are still decent

melodeath is good but dissection sucks dick

stealing a quote I read somewhere
Jon Nodveidt killed two faggots

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even though the cover art looks like a tribute to early 00's post hardcore bands, the album itself is quite good.

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youtube.com/watch?v=xtUDKKC7n8E

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Isis - Mosquito Control EP

perfect woman

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>gay man
>no reason

I thought this was peter steele at first, then i thought someone photoshopped varg and steele's faces together

and still the best death metal album ever

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OMG SHE WAS 15 IN THAT VIDEO YOU SICKO
i joke, she was perfect then
youtube.com/watch?v=Q2Y3Wmp8KE4

It makes me sad girls like Jen wouldn't spit in my direction even if I was on fire.

the riffs are too strong

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jesus, i'm about coom to her voice.
same bro ;_;

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listen to penis metal

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varg is pleb filter

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What are some actually good remasters of metal albums? I checked out the 1999 remaster of In the Nightside Eclipse on advice of someone from meal and found it to be really good.

Melodeath is actually good and they bad acts that came after it should not be considered when judging the quality of the originals

The only good melodeath album is TRITSIO and it's not even melodeath

The only good melodeath album in Incorrigible Bigotry and it's not even melodeath

Demilich had some good remasters.

Absurd's Asgardsrei remix maybe, although it could have been better. it's brickwalled as FUCK, but then again so are 90% of the copies of the original version. this ones' got a clearer and more filthy (not mutually exclusive) guitar sound and better sounding drums, but they tinkered with some of the arrangements which could piss off purists

Arghoslent is fruitier than fucking In Flames.
In Flames had all these classy, sad, atmospheric leads that came straight from the most slept on 80s Iron Maiden material (The Duellists, Revelations, etc).

Arghsolent is fucking bouncy pirate garbage.
but they're "cool" here because they don't like black ppl

Arsenal of Glory and GTB are untouchable death metal albums

ok I'll agree those are their best, but Incorrigible is pure cheese

The 2014 remaster of Nattens Madrigal is actually good

also I enjoy this remaster
youtube.com/watch?v=O98F6cByUF8
but fans seem to fucking hate it. i can appreciate it and the original but the remaster is generally better imo
original:
youtube.com/watch?v=O9HQhH8OZeo

>Arghsolent is fucking bouncy pirate garbage.
>but they're "cool" here because they don't like black ppl
They just have interesting riffs, I don't give a shit if they love or hate negroes.

>The 2014 remaster of Nattens Madrigal is actually good
I was actually surprised that some people hated it. The original mix had zero bass and seemed especially engineered to permanently pierce your timpani.

incorrigible is not 'bouncy pirate garbage' though
i don't know how you can like in flames for maiden esque leads but dislike arghoslent when they have the same

Transcendental Melodeath

Thoughts on the new Blut aus Nord? I was decently surprised, didn't expect to like it as much as I did, last few albums were really forgettable, but this one is really enjoyable

The 2014 remaster of Cancer's debut is actually decent too, sounds a bit fuller than the original without losing the old school feel.

youtube.com/watch?v=Sol53PpMlZ0

Thoughts on the new Sunn O? L****n from Churches liked it which made me want to listen

Don't know that band sorry.

are you saying racism isn't cool?

imagine being 'anti-racist'

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yea im racist and all i listen to is metal

unwoke, i'm racist but i still listen to bossa nova and nigerian funk
racism isnt even about hate

Racism is cool, but I like racist music that's not syrupy saccharine cheesy crap (outlaw country/nsbm/RAC = yes, gay pirate melodeath = no)

vocaroo.com/i/s0a5TtVaXWcd

ok cuck

What retarded accent is that

>nails
>grindcore
grind for people who don't like grind

2019 and there are still non-racists in metal fuck off cucks

don't get me wrong, arghoslent lyrics are based as fuck, but there's nothing wrong with appreciating another race's culture from afar, provided they have any
youtube.com/watch?v=aXb_-o1fo1o
youtube.com/watch?v=shE-8cFmrHM

>fuck off cucks

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Bossa nova was a white thing anyway. Literally made by a bunch of college aged boomer white BRs in the 60s.

>NOOOOOO ITS THE CURRENT YEAR YOU CANT LISTEN TO THAT NOOOOOOO

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gtfo i bet you got a spic gf loser. don't link me that shit cuck

they were pretty white in general yeah, gilberto gil and jorge ben are nogs though

FUCK OFF LIBERALS METAL IS A RACIST SAFE SPACE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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I wouldn't quite call Jorge Ben bossa nova, it's just samba.

>i bet you have sex regularly you cuck!

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What are you pretentious alcoholic wife beaters currently blasting?

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are you implying it isn't? gtfo race traitor

i hope this is bait, otherwise you must be a 30 IQ ogre

Listen to Turbo

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nice meme opinion

you can only get ugly fat spics cos you're a degenerate cuck. probably closet faggot too

Turbo Lover is the only good track in it.

nice opinion cuck

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OOOGH OOOGH OOOGH

pic related, in which the Meshuggah worship is particularly obvious

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>t.

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What is the best Swedish death metal?

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There's something about a song called Destroying The Manger that's so ridiculous and over the top. I love this album.

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Carnage demos, Nihilist demos and Nirvana 2002 demo

Someone post the boomer edit

youtube.com/watch?v=zg2076b5Lqc

This looks like a really comfy show; I wish I'd been there.
Can anyone identify what shirt Tomas is wearing?
Jens: Led Zeppelin
Mårten: Decapitated
Dick: Willie Nelson
Fredrik: Lundgren Pickups (haha, what a nerd)

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>pretentious
admittedly
>alcoholic
sure
>wife
hahaha

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>pretentious alcoholic wife beaters
I'm gonna listen to some Vektor now

Thank you

I could see it

Desultory - first 2
Dismember - Indecent & Obscene, Like an Everflowing Stream
Edge of Sanity - Crimson I & II (slightly melo- but great)
Sarcasm - Burial Dimensions
Carnage - Dark Recollections
God Macabre
Gorement - The Ending Quest
Grotesque - In the Embrace of Evil
Entrails - Raging Death
Interment - Into the Crypts of Blasphemy
Necrophobic - The Nocturnal Silence
Unleashed - Where No Life Dwells

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What was the name of the band that had like a flying whale on a cover of one album. I'm sure it was a metal of some sort. I thought it was Mastodon, but I can't find it.

gojira

A Storm of Light? Gojira?

Could be Gojira or Mastadon

Ah yeah From Sirus to Mars, thanks.

mastodon - leviathan?

Satanic Fartmaster sucks

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I'm racist and In addition to metal I also listen to a ton of far left punk and black, heroin addicted jazz artists from the 40s

Here you go friend

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Baroness

Already got it, but thanks friend.

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Kylesa

>the gas masks, black/white/red album art, "muh grave desecration", goats, etc
yeah those are totally unique to the genre and not things that just appear on metal album covers

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Listen to Love Metal

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Looking for albums with whales I found this and it's alright

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>all rock music has distortion, therefore distorted guitars are not a key feature of metal
epic logic friendo

>black metal with good production

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youtube recommended this to me yesterday
i'll listen to it eventually

> it's hard to describe without just saying "it's basically grindcore with a black metal attitude"
Its hard to tell you what 2+2 is without saying 4

Love love metal meself

I'm glad I'm not in the city any more constantly playing video games, jacking off and drinking. Country life is the anti coomer pill.

youtube.com/watch?v=OMudBiQnXu8

Bottom is Gojira and the top is Mastadon, whats the middle one?

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metal is the epitome of white privilege

nigger

wtf i love metal now

Dare I say...based?

and that's a good thing

Any more funeral doom which has that "contemplative" feeling I get from Skepticism?

FUCK, this is getting me pumped to go to the gym

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I need this too, it makes me reflect on my nightmares i've had for years every day in a positive way.

Edgeville tune is peak Yea Forums doomer

not sure what that has to do with Love Metal but okay bruh

I'm a top

ayy
Decapitated, Hate, Hour of Penance and Monstrosity are my go-to lifting metals

reminder

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ya I really don't care

>varg killed euronymous because he wanted to emulate sarcofago

sad!

sweet

youtube.com/watch?v=8cMc3pj8J1g

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meel for this feal?

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>shitposts on the internet all day instead of listening to mandatory entry level bands
Varg truly is Reddit

it's smartposting actually

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I havent smoked weed in years, but maybe try this.

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Most of the good stuff came after though.
Kalmah
Belakor
Mors

While the old bands continue to shit out awful albums

it's good stuff you should try it sometimes
thanks

Bands that switched genres and are still good? Example Decrepit Birth doing technical death instead of their shitty brutal death(they went back to brutal death and their newest album sucks dick) and Amorphis

t.

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Darkthrone started as death metal

very cool meme thanks for sharing user

The effects of marijuana would make you introspective enough yo realize you're a retard. Thats probably why you have such a stigma.

The weed is lame enough, but you don’t even drink coffee black baka

>is a namefag
>smokes dudeweed
do you want the biggest faggot award or something

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Darkthrone made shit death metal

go suck your own dick while the rest of the band carries your newest album Maynard

Damn but why is metal so shit

I want to masturbate to angel, post angel

Post good non-metal

I will post my dick in your mouth bitch

lurrv me sum basedmilk :3c

google non-metal

What the fuck did you just fucking say about Navy Seal copypastas, you little newfag? I’ll have you know they've ranked top out of all the comments on the Internet, and they have been translated in numerous contexts on Yea Forums, and have over 300 confirmed variants. Navy Seal copypastas are trained in memetic warfare and are the top copypasta in the entire circlejerk arsenel. You are nothing to them but just another target. They will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this board, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit about Navy Seal copypastas over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak this copypasta is contacting it's secret network of Yea Forumstards across the USA and your IP is being doxxed right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. Navy Seal copypastas can be anywhere, anytime, and they can confuse you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with mad-lib permutations. Not only are they extensively trained in trolling, but they have access to the entire arsenal of Anonymous and will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the Internet, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. This copypasta will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>can’t debate

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He's staring at us, bros...

>posts guy who got stuffed in locker to intimidate
lol CRACKER

Listen to Asagraum

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Why are you not listening to Samael /metal/?

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Thanks anons.

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CHRIIIIIIST RAPIIIIIIIING BLAAAACK METAAAAAAAAAL

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Xysma, from raaaw grind to chill rock

they suck

The only good melodeath album in Aesthetica and it's not even melodeath

I hope they suck me dry if you know what i'm saying.

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Fuck i tried listening to metal and it was so FUCKING SHIT

:/

Nice fantasy coomer, stop playing with yourself

try göre instead

Goes listen to kendrick lamar then, you pussy

listen to this eastern european shit from start to finish, I dare you
youtube.com/watch?v=iB3h72dwve4

More caveman shit like this?

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You probably think To Pimp A Butterfly is art

this but lil nas x

youtube.com/watch?v=8vt_JqRVRMM
This is the greatest fucking metal song of all time.

sounds like stupid hippie crap

All music is art

youtube.com/watch?v=c5qwsSZ_98M
anti-art is the only way

Post more tourist filters

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>muh par for the course UK generic thrash literal who band
>tourist filter

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oh fuck he knows that we listen to black metal thus contributing to white erasure help bros he's about to destroy me with FACTS AND KNOWLEDGE OH GOD I CAN FEEL IT HELP M-

youtube.com/watch?v=z6vtEujrwi4

only tourists think MoP is better than RtL

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What are the quintessential "caveman riffs"?

All I do is soulseek and go on here all day when I'm not working...jesus I need a life.

youtube.com/watch?v=N4Wwo3GWCAA

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Just continue ascending until you have over 100k artists in your library, fren.

soulseek cape when?

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>100k
but I'm only at 2,333

sounds like u already have 1, fren

^_^

He literally best his wife

When you reach 10k, your brain will already start to achieve some natural bioluminescence.

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i miss dubbie lads

i would hope so

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at least we still have deko

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Bump

Idktbdesu sorry :x