/gg/ Guitar and Clairo

>implying
imply better bro

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>this is what i spend online time with

>3 tubes at minimum volume possible
lmao

1st for clair o. May she get slightly better at guitar as she plays every day on tour

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>he has to crank his amp just to get gain
Nice weak power amp section bro

Bass guitars are literally just fat Ukuleles and you can't change my mind.

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>imply better bro
what's your signal chain bro

*sips*

>guitar
>cable
>amp
>mic
>interface

yeah that's not what I meant lmao. with your set-up you're still recording in mono, so to doubletrack you either have to record two takes on guitar, or use really janky shit methods to get stereo breadth (timeshifting one track slightly, or recording the same guitar take with two mics placed slightly differently on the amp).
what I'm saying is
>guitar
>digital pedal with independent processing on stereo outs
>each stereo out to a Malekko Sloika
then
>each Sloika to a separate amp
>each amp mic'd separately
>interface
or
>each Sloika to a separate in on an EHX LPB 2ube
>each out on the 2ube to a separate in on the interface
>tracks put thru cab sim in DAW

i just recorded two takes and panned them

Not this shit again

She couldn’t get any worse, maybe daddy will buy her some lessons

>two takes on guitar
would sound better than your method

...

Clairo's actually smart, or at least not dumb enough to get cucked by kakagoli

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt (in D Major)

D – 200232, G – 320003, A – 002220

D G A D
e |----------|----------|----------|----------|
B |----------|----------|----------|----------|
G |----------|--00-0-R--|-00-02----|----------|
D |-4---2-0--|----4-----|-------2--|-4--------|
A |----------|-0--------|----------|--------0-|
E |----------|----------|----------|----------|
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

D G A G D
e |----------|----------|----------|----------|
B |----------|----------|----------|----------|
G |----------|--00-0-R--|-2-2220---|--22220---|
D |--4434----|----4-----|-------42-|-0-----42-|
A |-0------0-|-0--------|----------|----------|
E |----------|----------|----------|----------|
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Lyrics:
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt!
His name is my name too!
Whenever we go out, the people always shout:
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt! (Da, da, da, da, da, da, da!)

The song is repeated softly, loudly and very loudly

Buncha dumbfucks

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Can you post the tabs to the solo jazz guitar version?

Those are the wrong chords:
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt (in D Major)

D – 200232, G – 320003, A – 002220

D G G D
e |----------|----------|----------|----------|
B |----------|----------|----------|----------|
G |----------|--00-0-R--|-00-02----|----------|
D |-4---2-0--|----4-----|-------2--|-4--------|
A |----------|-0--------|----------|--------0-|
E |----------|----------|----------|----------|
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

D G A A
e |----------|----------|----------|----------|
B |----------|----------|----------|----------|
G |----------|--00-0-R--|-2-2220---|--22220---|
D |--4434----|----4-----|-------42-|-0-----42-|
A |-0------0-|-0--------|----------|----------|
E |----------|----------|----------|----------|
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Lyrics:
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt!
His name is my name too!
Whenever we go out, the people always shout:
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt! (Da, da, da, da, da, da, da!)

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>he can't afford a Gibson, the only guitar which is good enough, because he spent all of his money on "Hell yes we're going to take your AR-15" shirts

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That's not a D chord, it's a slash chord, a D with an alternative bass

it's called sus chord faggot

K A K A G O L I
A
K
A
G
L
I

Maybe it can be, but I personally know and learned it as a D/F#. Unless you think all sus chords are slash chords in which case I'm sorry for your mental retardation

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>slash chords
>not being Stones chords or kiss chords
fuck off zoomer dont talk to me anymore

Clairo is the cutest thing I've ever seen. She is cuter than cats. She is so pure, god gave her arthritis so we don't mistaken her for a goddess and even though I still worship her. I hope no boy gets close to her and spoil her. I'm still jealous or the boy that made her wear skirts and used her. I hope he is imaginary and she is pure. Love her!

She def has slurped many dicks

It's definitely not a sus chord you fucking idiot. The notes are d f# a with f# being the third. A sus chord means the third is suspended. So there would be no f# and it would be replaced with a E or G for dsus2 and dsus4 respectively. As the other poster said that's a D with a f# in the bass.

>tabs
>jazz

Pick one or the other, buddy but you can’t have both

My mom got me a whammy bar and is making me use it.

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I hope she didn't swallow then

I just realized the melody was slightly wrong. I copied from an old text file instead of a Word document so it would post and I forgot it had mistakes in it.

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt (in D Major)

D – 200232, G – 320003 and A – 002220

D G G D
e ||----------|----------|----------|----------|
B ||----------|----------|----------|----------|
G ||*---------|---0-0-R--|-00-02----|----------|
D ||-4---2-0--|----4-----|-------2--|-4--------|
A ||*---------|-00-------|----------|--------0-|
E ||----------|----------|----------|----------|
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

D G A A
e |----------|----------|----------|----------||
B |----------|----------|----------|----------||
G |----------|---0-0-R--|-2-2220---|--22220--*||
D |---434----|----4-----|-------42-|-0-----42-||
A |-00-----0-|-00-------|----------|---------*||
E |----------|----------|----------|----------||
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Lyrics:
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt!
His name is my name too!
Whenever we go out, the people always shout:
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt! (Da, da, da, da, da, da, da!)

The song is repeated softly, loudly and very loudly

Should I get a Jaguar or Jizzmaster? I like the JM sound and the offset body shape but I also wanted a shorter scale so I can have a lower string tension with my gauges

Genuine question, how do I get the "le ebin generic clean soft indie rock" tone? I'm actually struggling.

this is the worst /gg/ ever

anyway anyone had experience fitting baritone neck to their guitar?

Get a SSS strat and a fender amp, set treble to 2, mids to 3 and bass to 2.

I'm going to sell my Ibanez and buy a guitar with the money. What's a good guitar for post-hardcore/math rock?

Fender sonic duo

get a HH Telecaster like a deluxe
you can still get the sound of classic math rock/emo albums and still be able to make distortion pedals sound decent

clairo gg's are the best gg's

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That strap is aesthetic

who

Less gain, better pick attack, single coils

We don't talk about straps enough, for instance this strap is shit.

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so it suits you

How so? Is it not comfy?

She gives me the nasally jewish jersey mom vibe. Like thats who she will be in 10 years. Never even heard her music or voice

if it doesnt feel like sandpaper against your shoulder and dig into it or falls apart on you why complain about something as mundane as a strap

No, the parts that weave through are uncomfortable on my shoulder, it's bumpy, maybe if it went on top of the wider part. I guess I'm the only one since these things keep selling.

I found that its shit to adjust

dont think she's jewish, but would like to know

this one is much more ergonomic to wear

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this too, someone post a good strap
Another problem the cheap ones have is weak button holes that wear out.

Is that what my mom used on you?

it's been

one week :]

i became so stressed in my life and job, that i basically stopped playing. i focused more on playing sports after work as a stress relief. sitting alone in my apartment even playing is depressing. my career was going well but has gone downhill in the last 2-3 years. i may just quit and go back to school for a year and regroup. idunno.

my gf is hotter then clairo

How's this bass?

clyp.it/50ljkudi

post pics tranny

Ok

As a Bassist I personally feel like its a bit intrusive on the rest of the band and could line up with with rhythm of the drums a bit better but if you think its good then all for you

Do you mean just the timing or something else? Yeah i hear the timing of the bass not lining up completely.

You guys are lucky Guitar is such a cheap hobby, photography is at least 10x more expensive.

old demo
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He means it's a bit too busy.

i asked him not you

After all I've done for you. careful who you step on on the way up.

and we care why

italo burrito is that u?

post a sweet pedal demo

oof

Because you’re poor!

I'm referring primarily to the drum fills and the bass fills both happening at the same time but not really complimenting each other

also this guys right bu what I mean by intrusiveness, it feels more like a guitar payer playing a bass than something a primary bassist would write

yes im a guitar player
how do i become a good bassist

lol who?

youtube.com/watch?v=kBIXDov8G80

Paul McCartney is a guitarist and look what basslines have he accomplished

youtu.be/2T7DUZz-l-M

Anyone else hate these kind of videos? Such a low effort way to get attention, and the format has been done in to the ground. Also this literal fedora neckbeard is clearly mad that not everyone likes jazz, however much he thinks the thin veil of "comedy" this video provides covers it. Why is it the pretentious people who do these joke music videos consisently have no charisma whatsoever

Also is he even that good (based on this) if we're being honest?

yeah such a low effort way. now go and cover that. dont need to come up with a part, just cover it.

He really isn't though. The meme that he is a guitarist can be dispelled by listening to his solos with the beatles, they're very laconic and not deliberately or in a way that is effective. He has a decent solo on maybe im amazed. I bet paul cant believe his luck how many overblown compliments he's managed to receive unanimously

He's a great bass player, singer and writer, that's it. Thats plenty talent to have and all of the praise is deserved

Yes he's good as fuck and all that other bullshit you're complaining about doesn't matter because that makes him entertaining to watch

I am by no means saying hes a bad bassist because he's a guitarist, the thing about him is that he understands the differences between the function of the bass as compared to that of a guitar. Instead of him thinking of a bass as just a guitar but bigger and an octave lower i imagine he sees the two as completely different instruments with different uses and functions, as they are. I see the problem with most guitar players using a bass is that they don't understand the difference in functions because they appear so similar on the surface

You really thought you said something smart, didn't you. It's low effort for him BECAUSE he's skilled. It's the type of video itself which is really unimaginative and has been done over and over

And always with wonderwall because making fun of that will get views from insecure or curious casual listeners. Yea, its an irritating song which was really killed by being overplayed, but is it really that worth obssessing over and making fun of to this degree? He couldnt think of anything funnier than a widely known unoriginal joke and hey, if he wants views, fine, but its still low effort.

But on my song i didnt play bass like a guitar. I played strummed chords on the guitar, and a funky bassline on the bass.

i dont care, you just dont like his video and i like, i enjoyed watching it, it sounded good
and he did it out of a request

Blues is great but its a love hate relationship because it's so so familiar and it gets boring sometimes

Well thats fair enough if it was a request. Now can we move on to hating on that moron who does the "every guitarists first audition" and such videos?

Seen more comedy at a fucking funeral than that guy

no, fuck off
make your own retarded thread

Either you can take my given constructive criticisms or you can just ignore everything i say, its your choice man. Playing funk bass is more than just a bunch of syncopation and a lack of chords

So what else is to it? It sounds like a bass line

You like touching monkey's genitals before you cook them up into a stew, Samuel?

youtu.be/rB5gBoqK0Rk

i like touching your mom's genitals

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What is the second most patrician, scholarly and gentlemanly guitar brand behind Gibson?

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Ah, ok, dealing with another quite possibly inbred goblin with the mental age of 12 I see.

What is it with you people and your obssession with hard rock which you cringe-inducingly insist on covering by the way? Back in bleck I heet the seck

where did you see back in black itt?

Bought my first guitar off craigslist. Never touched a guitar in my life before this.

Been working through Justin Guitar beginner course and my fingers really hurt after doing the D and A chords.

How do I man up and stop being a bitch?

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I simply think it doesn't feel like one, it doesn't breathe and feels more like hyperventilating. If you like it keep it and don't ask about it and if you don't like what i have to say then ignore it

i wish i was her

can you record an example of a more fitting bassline then

Practice until you sense the skin on your fingers about to break. Stop. Wait a couple days. Repeat. You'll develop strong callouses this way.
Your new callouses will just peel off if you overdo it, so don't overdo it. That's why I said stop, wait a couple days above.
You'll be able to play pain-free for hours and hours once you build up good callouses.

Super glue your little girls fingers and start jamming them into the fretboard.

You all reek of insecurity in this general.

Blues is shit but it's a genre because plebs love it.

that's not what your mom said in my bed last night...

You reek of adequacy and tone. Show us your les paul daddy.

A while back I attended a workshop about music theory. There was a mexican guy and a brazilian guy there, both seemed like nice enough guys. But anyway at one point black sabbath's paranoid was playing (something about the progression of pop) and they literally started headbanging. Only them. I am amazed at how deep this shit goes. Why south america, why do they care so much

And what I can't believe even more is that out of all the stories i've told on this site, this is one of the real ones.

Headbanging absolutely has to cause CTE. There's no way it can't.

yeah tryhards are cringe

Why aren't musicians great actors too? Can't they be good looking, fit, funny, fantastic sketch writers, and video editors all at the same time?!?

lmao that's like basic life skills
now go back to smoking weed all day

too funny to be real, but thanks

You just described Clairo

I used to work with a Brazilian dude who loved Down and Pantera more than anything in the world. I heard he passed away few weeks ago.

Not currently, mane

what was the brazilan's skin color

dont man up instead go full baroqe and buy gut strings for you autistic

clyp.it/50ljkudi

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Seppultura

Guitarist/Photographer here. Photography has a much, much lower skill ceiling than guitar. Once you understand what ISO, F-stops, and exposure time are photography isn't a very difficult hobby aside from just getting decent shots of shit. Most of the time I shoot with a wide aperture and lowest ISO as possible. That's fucking it, that's all you need to do to be good photograher. It's nothing like learning an instrument.

Can I do professional photos with a smartphone (S5)?

I want to make photo sessions for escorts so they pay me with sex

So you own a squire and play power chords?

You can, but Smartphones will always have a much smaller aperture than a DSLR so you will never be able to get as much dynamic range. Newer Smartphone OS' try to fake it through "digital enhancement" and machine learning fuckery to add back in some color and de-noise the image from a higher ISO but it will never be the same. Again, if the shot is great and the lighting is good, you can get away with a smartphone. It's just not as ideal

I actually don't own an electric guitar yet but plan on getting one soon. Currently play a Yamaha nylon string

how to get that Weezer sound?

sounds shrilly as my eko-jackson which is a treblecaster made with an ash body, fr and ceramic high gain pick ups from china.

Why isn't he offset body shape more popular? It's easily the best.

Lmao checks out

Cameras are a much more expensive hobby

my eko was an offset but currently its a spare part for my jackson body.

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Sorry friendo, but you're here posting on a faceless anonymous message board also. You're probably here trying to master the craft of guitar playing or clinging to your last shred of social exchange.

Well I hate to break it to you. We now live in a world where only the those that master looks, athleticism, arts, and sciences will be allowed to be shown publicly let alone procreate. Your creations are slowly be removed from all sources of social media including here (I hope you're on an onion browser). I also hope you have a sizable inheritance, because poorfags will die of simple attrition.

I suggest you start trying to fit in a be successful. Your first task is to quit 4channel.

i have a job thanks

Half the indie bands I know play offsets all the time

Who plays this guitar?

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What's a good alternative for a Twin Reverb? I adore it's sound but my main issue is how heavy and loud they are. Is there something that captures that sound but manages to be lightweight enough to be carried around and be quiet enough for a bedroom player to be able to play on it without waking up my neighbors?

Oh yes, the working class will build the great foundation to the monument the Rosicrucian emperors. Keep refreshing. 9-5 oh wait you're a real working boy 6-5 click more content, make great 4channel posts 6-5 again and repeat

yes a multifx

solid state

Not falling for the tube meme.

you're describing yourself and wording as if it's me

You're pretending I want to have an exchange of dialog with you.

Maybe you've internalized how worthless anyone here really is. Just play any of the clyps if you haven't.

yeah you dont, thats why you keep replying with excessively long posts

>engineer refuses to give discount for me to record and edit all the guitar and bass DIs
>charges a flat rate
Guy is about to seriously regret this when we make him track us since it's the same price and he learns it takes us about five hours to get through each song

make him regret it

one of the rhythm guitars is with the pickups splitted

He didn’t come to my show :(

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If a chord goes in a key, does any variant of that chord also work in that key? Like if E minor is in the chord, will E minor add 9th or something still work?

turn the mic up
also lmao that's just string noise

Is that 9th note within the key scale?

idk it's in general
is that the answer to the question, the notes in the chord just have to be in the scale?

Not necessarily.

Em by itself can function in C Major, G Major, and D Major, but there are only certain permutations that can function diatonically in each. Em9(E,G,B,D,F#) for example can only function in G and D, but if you make that say Em13(E,G,B,D,F#,A,C), then it can only function in G major.

>engineer is going to be mad for paying him per hour to sit on his ass in A/C and click a button
You know flat rate has multiple different meanings depending on the industry. You should find out if he actually means per hour before you make yourself look like an even bigger fool.

Another example.
An A(A,C#,E) Chord, can function in D Major, A Major, and E Major.
If we make it an A7(A,C#,E,G) then that will only function as our dominant in D. AMaj7(A,C#,E,G#) will function in both A and E. An AMaj11(Adds a D) chord can only function in A, whereas an AMaj13#11 will only function in E.

>implying
I know it's not per hour
Like everything legit, you sign what you're paying for before beginning
He's opting to waste his time and that's fine with me

I have two but leave the second one switched off because it's too damn loud

Blues jr maybe

Define "loud" and "light", a fucking 5 watt champ is too heavy and loud for some of the mustang-toting pajamaboys who play guitar these days

their standard tuning is different
checkmate

the sound of the twin reverb is "really fucking loud fender amp"

Nite nite gg

Yes, good job figuring it

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night night kot *pats head* some day they will make guitar for paws

>tfw this cat is going to die because it lives in a favela and has a nonzero chance of being made into soup

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There he goes with his neko girl tranny fantasy again.
Kek

>yfw sam's cat becomes ensopado de favela

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>/gg/ is slow because day laborers have work in the morning
I hope you guys seriously don’t do this and practice guitar instead

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I hope you guys are enjoying playing guitar and are blessed with inspiration and creativity. I hope you all find your own unique style and release bandcamp albums that net you deals with indie labels and opening shows for your favorite bands. You deserve it

i just wanted to play wonderwall at parties and get laid

i think of cool riffs during my lunch breaks then play and tweak them when I get home

yeah but he's based tho
go play half the shit he plays, post a vocaroo then talk shit, bitch nigga, complaining is easy

Tf is that if you cant get a decent bong just roll a joint narco

If i only have about 2 hours to practice at the end of the day , when im too mentally exhausted to learn new things , what should i practice?
Iv been playing for a couple months and as of now i just practice parts from songs i like and every one in a while i do scales with a metronome at 130

who cares? dude is just playing the guitar. at least he isnt harassing strangers on the street with some epic pranks

imagine thinking tonewood isn't real when all pickups are microphonic to a degree

>the acoustic sound of the guitar is not picked up by the pickups durr

its real but its influence pales in comparison to the amp

Anybody have any experience with an Ibanez Ibanez RG350DXZ, and care to tell me about it?

tabs.ultimate-guitar.com/tab/misc_unsigned_bands/richard_stallman_-_free_software_song_chords_1397503
youtube.com/watch?v=9sJUDx7iEJw

Why aren't you learning to play GNU/Music?

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Pickups that are microphonic are considered to not be working correctly, and are SEVERELY limited in what frequencies they transmit, when they do. That's why dipping them in wax is a thing, to stop the coils from moving - which in rare occasions can actually transmit sound - but in the vast majority of time, "microphonic" means feedback/squealing. (and of course, you'll fire back "b-but I HERD it on my cousin's friend's father's guitar, I know things, derrrr")
An electric guitar (solid) makes a signal from a wire moving in a magnetic field. The only way the wood could influence the sound is how the entire guitar vibrates, which (possibly) influences the waveform the pickups generate, because it influences the string. And, I maintain that it's so subtle, it's undetectable, and more in a player's mind, falling for "tone wood" marketing - and is completely lost the second gain or distortion is added to the signal.
Making the claim that a good guitar gets tone from pickups not working correctly is THE most try hard thing I've seen posted in /gg yet. Grats. It takes serious ignorance of the basic tech of pickups, and how they work, to do that.

>Can't even afford a real bong

Did you pick that bottle out of the trash, like everything else in your hovel?

(In before the "your mother" response, we know, you want to fuck your mother)

How can I do a pinch harmonics bro....

What distortions pair well with an ac15?

My ds1 makes me want to never play again

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better than Death Grips tbqdesu

Literally all pickups are somewhat microphonic, if only because you're shaking them beneath the strings, but usually because they just are, a little. Even my EMG set picks up taps on the guitar body if it's near the pickup. Things like direct mounting without any foam and tele bridge plates probably make it more dramatic. Strat pickguards and plastic pickup rings lessen it.

Most teles i've played had a slight reverb sound to the bridge pickup, probably from the pickup itself vibrating. They also had worse feedback than every other guitar.

>he doesn't have a tone bridge

>his pickups aren't integrated into the tonewood

adjusting pickup height is for chumps

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> think fancy pickups are a meme
> buy Ibanez upgraded with dimarzio pickups
> can't stop playing it because it keeps giving me ear orgasms, plus the neck is really comfy and body is so light that I just keep it strapped around meself while shitposting

I think my quest for the perfect superstrat is finally over. I'm gonna sell the jackson with EMGs and keep the other one for weird tunings.

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clyp.it/50ljkudi

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nice now you can finally fuck off

Any thoughts on the fender vintera 60 telecaster?

I just bought a guitar but I don't want to play it.

>the acoustic sound of the guitar is not picked up by the pickups durr
buying potted pickups in the first place

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nah I'm gonna keep pestering you'll with my blog updates

haha the jokes on you guys, I play every day and I still sound like a beginner :')

Oh my Lordt.

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*ahem* FUCK THE EXPLORER

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If it isn't Ibby, it's shabby.

Its more comfy than that any day

You can do better than that, c'mon

>he owns a gibson

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>he owns a guitar

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me having blackstar ht club 40 amplification, what thred think about blackstar amplificate?

How do you do that
I can't come up with riffs without a guitar

9am and I'm already freaking out

Bands are lazy and don't want to work and practice and have a defined plan for recording albums (been to two projects)

Then I can't fucking bring my luthier to set up my Les Paul the way I want because he thinks I'm a confused retard and goes around telling me what I should want

Got the band to try recording at my room, they saw my untreated walls and decided to record at a studio and I'd do the mixing

Then studio owners are weebs with money to buy gear and 3rd class engineering skills, and the time is limited and I'm not alone so I can't go around experimenting for hours

Then I quitted the bands and decided to focus on learning to sing and to compose, but I can't bring myself to write a song that doesn't sound like reharsed crap

>learning to sing
How the fuck do you do that without everyone hearing you?

Put some zazz in it.

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There's stuff I can practice quietly like breathing and pitch but I sing badly loudly anyway
Sometimes it's easier and sometimes it's hard and the anxiety is bad but there's no other way other than exposure
Tbh I'm more anxious of singing mee Mee may may exercises than songs, I need to break through that

>post stereo double tracked guitars, each one playing different inversions and strumming differently

>how did you get that stereo effect user? was it a vst or did you delay one of the channels, or record the amp with two microphones?

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Tfw your band needs to practice and you can't parent them and force them to practice

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I only sing in my car while at speed. If anyone heard me from outside a wall it would be terrible. I'd sing for other people, but only with my dick out, not behind a wall.

Because I'm gonna get GNU/Cucked by SJWs anyways

>is comfortable singing in the car at high speed because no one sees you
>behind a wall nobody sees you
>in front of people is more comfortable than behind a wall
What

>Seen more comedy at a fucking funeral than that guy
Agreed, but I have nothing against the guy himself. I appreciate his videos where he plays through solos with clean tone. Makes learning them a bit easier.

This guy gets it

Ive learnt the majority of basic open chords, barre chords, could solo very poorly on the fretboard and know a handful of songs. Where do i go from here? i still feel completely clueless and skill-less.

That Turkish looking guy? Rudy I think?
His videos are funny. 2x0, you proved to be an insufferable faggot

master a genre instead of poking around like a headless chicken

> in car at speed
No one hears me. Peaceful, mistakes encouraged, experimented with, and corrected.
> in room
People can hear me. Great disconnect between them and I. Shriveled dick. Tense, can't make mistakes. Embarrassing.
> in front of people
Dick out. Can insult audience. Direct feedback both directions. I am the master here, raping the listeners with my bad pitch.

Sorry bro, I'll get right on it.

>Shriveled dick
Do you ever get that feeling like your dick is shrinking when someone is being a dick to you in traffic? I've tried to become conscious of when this happens and get a huge boner instead because I don't want jerkoff drivers cucking me into having a timid, shriveled dick.

da, it good

Or maybe I'm fighting the body's natural response when it thinks it's about to get into a physical altercation and needs to protect its appendages, like cats laying their ears back when they fight. Getting a tiny shriveled dick feels emasculating though.

>feeling like your dick is shrinking when someone is being a dick to you in traffic

This is why I take a viagra before the morning commute every day, so that the niggers and spics on the way to work know who the man is

I don't often have people fucking with me in traffic. I wish someone would fuck with me, then I could get my dick out.
Good comparison to singing, actually. Passive, hiding from nearby people = shriveled dick. Standing wild in the wind with middle finger(phallic symbol) = dick out.
But when you're completely alone, you can be true, like when driving on an empty road at 2 am. No need to prove yourself.

The physical penis is not in question here, I'm talking about the penises on both of your hands (middle fingers), which are actually just a copy of the penis in your mind.

>> in room
>People can hear me. Great disconnect between them and I. Shriveled dick. Tense, can't make mistakes. Embarrassing.
>> in front of people
>Dick out. Can insult audience. Direct feedback both directions. I am the master here, raping the listeners with my bad pitch.
To each his own huh

>can't crack the whip and be the bad guy
Looks like you're a solo act.

When I have a bad day at work I'll touch my dick while taking a dump after work and I'll think my dick is smaller

There's no placebo way, you have to act out on whatever is making you feel inferior

But certainly, displaying your dick to an audience requires an aggressive power not always present.

I think wageslaving makes dicks smaller. My dick is smaller now than when I was a teenager.

That's my desire all the time. The singer even started to say he saw anger expressions in my face.
But yeah that's what happened, I couldn't act it out so I quit the band to try to be a solo act. I was insecure and lacked social/persuasion skills. I can't convince them politely and I don't want to be disrespectful and angry and bossy at them because I don't enjoy it and I guess nobody does, which is what you meant by being a bad guy.
Meanwhile every damn day I daydream and talk to myself when nobody's looking, pretending I'm ranting at these bandmates laying it real that they should let me produce the album and boss everything. But then again the singer was the leader

No shit, you spend your entire day being your boss' beta bitch

On this pet shop I don't have to share the space with no boss no co workers, from 9 to 5 I am the fucking boss and I guide the customers. Without me the customers do nothing at this fucking shop. I keep the shop clean.

We know , Sam

Let them do whatever they want. Get the recording tracks somehow and mix it yourself. Then, make a switch.

Lmfao its because favela nagives are too stupid to use the internet and get their shit delivered. What are the nutritional differences between puppy chow and large breed kibble?

It's just the wrong band, move on and keep laying it real.

If at least they could play well
The bassist can't play his own basslines and the singer ended up recording the bass
The drummer is sloppy and rushes with a metronome
The singer can sing high but sounds shrill and squeezed

Even if I fixed all that in the mix, the shows would still be shit

Small breeds has more protein and calories
Puppy's also has more proteins

Cat food has some vitamins that dog food doesn't and if they eat dog food exclusively they go blind

I don't want to search for bands anymore

It took you this long to google. Truly retarded.
Sounds like you were a perfect fit for that band honestly

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instagram.com/p/B08jx61FT28/

It just takes a quick look at the nutrition facts on the sack
>he's trying to test my knowledge with something that can easily be googled

>his race is essentially the result of his women being raped by kebabs
Lmao

that's very interesting, do you have more? where did you get this?

/gg/ood morning gee gee

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I want to get a new amp but I'm expected to demo it in store. Any tabs you guys have for noodling I can learn so I sound like I at least know what I'm doing? I'm a beginner. Any tabs for improvisation I need.

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congratulations, this is the dumbest post i've read in a /gg/ to date

It's from a Mozart Mello lesson. I tried to translate the Portuguese with Google Translate and replace it with text I typed up in MSPaint. Sam should have no problem with the original material, though.

I found it inside your sister's vagina, among the dust and dead insects

If you prove you're in Belo Horizonte I will take a bus myself and meet you

Good afternoon, neet

>90291687
At least you took a rest of it, good move

well, I would assume adding notes from a scale doesn't change if chord fits. So in E minor key you can add 9th to the e minor chord. In modal context I would add notes from mode - in E lydian add #11 to E major.

Mozart who? Lmao why are you fucking with brazilian lessons no one cares about?

You're probably better off looking up some "soloing for dummies" type of videos on YouTube by guys like Scott Grove and Eric Blackmon. No disrespect intended to those guys.

How about adding notes from your ass? I bet it would add a nice kaka flavor to the sound.

cant go wrong with a good ProCo rat, should thicken the sound up a lot too

tell me whats the status of your rosemetallic gretsch

Your loss.

I will check him out, but I think I skip the video and find some tabs from his lesson. This is excellent for jazz newbie like me. Thanks user.

It's actually not rose metallic, I lied. It's also not a Falcon either. I just said that to "pink gang", I'm a natural finish kind of guy.

Matches my floors ;^)

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>you lose
>says my loss
lol nice projection

What's a floor's natural finish? Cement or dirt?

Guys, I’m in the market for an Ibanez. Been playing guitar for about 10 years now. I want one made in Japan, not Indonesia. Maybe I’m wrong, but the cheapest I can find made in Japan is the RG550, and new, those suckers are like 8 to 900 bucks; used 700. I’d like to spend 500 at most. I’ve said I’ll settle for used (even though I’d like to support the company), but there’s so many models, idk what to get. Old RG550s and 570s seem to be no cheaper unless they’re chipped and scuffed up, but not something I’m willing to pay 5-600 for. Help; what do?

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Lmao this isn't a movie theater fren, we don't need a projectionist ;^)

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I forgot about PINK GANG GANG

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Wtf you're doing here then?

>cheapest I can find made in Japan is the RG550, and new, those suckers are like 8 to 900 bucks; used 700. I’d like to spend 500 at most
Sounds like you have unreachable expectations

clairo is the best worst guitarist

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Laughing and generally being entertained.

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You have to go back

Can't, your Mom said her puss needed a rest

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Friendly reminder that I won't duel jcum unless I start getting paid for the sockpuppet work

i leik 2 hav fun

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patreon.com/samuelcfaria

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What guitar could you get if I sent you $100?

Your only digging your grave deeper, "fren"

I just picked up an Ibanez S prestige for $700 bucks ($775 after tax and shipping). It's pretty good, except for some finish wearing off on the side of the neck between the 4th and 8th frets.

Couldn't be any deeper than I was in your Mom last night ;^)

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fag

I could get the set of Tele pickups that ive been talking about

But actual guitars? Some half decent shit.

Good job son

What if I sent you a guitar?

youtube.com/watch?v=dd7ySopIwog

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It's ok

I just need to know where to send it

Ok

the robot tuners were actually useful for people who played live

>need alternate tuning
>press button
>need tuning period
>press button

of course gibshit buyers wouldn't know that

just play something you've practiced
you do practice... right?

He just said he's a beginner

Probably to control the prices?

No. If you want a Japanese (or american) guitar you are going to have to cough up the cash. Even 700 bucks is cheap for that quality.

>Ibenhad
>quality
Lmao

>all the famous talented people are wrong
>ibanez just paid them not to play gibsons, the best guitar
>i didn't waste my money on that K-on les paul standard.... ;_;

Looks like you understand the situation very well! Paul Gilbert sounds thin

Old school tone is thin, bright, and cutting more than anything else. Vintage tone is shitty tone.

youtube.com/watch?v=49Rw0U6_cQo
youtube.com/watch?v=suN72OiLbc4

Or do you mean the distortion is thinner, as in the sound isn't as heavily distorted by poweramp and speaker breakup?

I thought the CIA quit making those ludicrous ISIS/ISIL snuff films.

bridge pickup sounds thinner than neck pickup, tone knob all the way up sounds thinner than tone knob at 80%

that's it really, some people just associate ibanez with only having a bridge pickup and no tone knob because muh shredders (that's more of ESP's thing)

So /gg/ i own this Ibanez MIJ RG450ltd which i bought for like 130 used. You all seem to say that japanese guitars are quite expensive, is mine just a stupid good deal, or is there a quality difference??
Thanks for any answers in advance.
pic related is the guitar.

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He and Bruce also used to wire their pickups in parallel, or so I hear. Don't think they do that any more. Also he switched from Duncans to DiMarzios.

the guy who sold it got ripped off

or maybe the neck is warped and you never noticed, because lolthin

i put 11s on it and the spring tension was pretty high, how can i check if it's warped?

with a level

who in the flying fuck is this Claire bitch?

you mean one of those water passes?

Yea Forums flavor of the week fap material pop star.

Also what would you value the guitar at?

>Yea Forums flavor of the week
she's been constantly spammed here for over two years now. she's the zoomer grimes

>Or do you mean the distortion is thinner, as in the sound isn't as heavily distorted by poweramp and speaker breakup?
Yes, the poweramp, that's what I was referring to, in our discussion about guitars.

Idiot

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if it has a warped neck?

i'd replace the neck and sell it for $1000 maybe? They aren't very common, you probably wouldn't even be able to find an original neck.

guys i just wanna play but im too retard

Yeah I can tell she's an idiot from the pictures, but who is she?

It's a long week.

Warped neck can easily be fixed by a luthier with the proper tool

it has some fret wear, but the guitars from 2000 or something so i expected that. It's also really gross cuz i play a lot, but it's not warped.

And you freak out like a little bitch if you have more than two customers.

She’s based :)

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Der untermensch.

>this video has 39 million views

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New bread

ok now I feel inadequate

These straps are the worst and not worth it. The locking mechanism is very easy to unlock and the hard plastic material will ruin the finish on you guitar. You're better off with Dunlop or schaller strap locks or this: TimbreGear Guitar Strap (Black pocket) amazon.com/dp/B0776ZNDN1/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_fyqIDbJZZJJ45

I don't ;)

with the edge of your thumb and a lot of distortion