Metallica

"So, tell us why YOU hate us..."

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Lars is a manlet. Manlets can go to hell.

literally one of my favorite bands

The instrumental tracks are pretty good, but the vocals are awful (like most thrash)

new shit sucks.
sell outs.

Bc you're just a busier AC/DC and I grew out of thrash when I was 14.

James is the only based one

>(((Lars))))

Official based rankings:
Lars>>>>Jason>Cliff>>>>>>Kirk>Literally Who>>>>>>Jaymz

Because you're over hyped. Everyone who can't play instruments acts like Metallica are a bunch of virtuosos but in reality I can play a shit ton of your riffs upside down

Nobody other than 13 year olds pretends Metallica are virtuosos. It's pretty well understood that they wrote great fucking songs without being virtuoso players.

Ironically, that's the problem with most of the guys you would label a virtuoso. They can play their ass off in amazing ways but can't actually write a fucking song.

Vocalist sounds like shit. Boring instrumentation.
popular regardless. I just don't get it

>a composer is only as good as how well he plays his instrument

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Because thrash metal is a lower-tier metal subgenre, it's only good as blackened thrash.

What's so fucking great about their songs?

i think the biggest thing is they knew how to pace a song, it wasn't just chugga chugga chugga EHH EHH EHH, something metal bands rarely know how to do, and they did it organically

I was a Metallica fan at the height of Nu Metal and Napster

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I Disappear is the first Metallica song I heard, I wasn't aware of any "MUH HAIRCUTS/MUH ALTERNATIVE" fan butthurt and just figured they were better than every other band I was seeing on MTV and VH1. I wasn't completely aware of the intricacies of the Napster stuff either but it still seemed like Lars was right about it too

They're better written than Slayer songs and Nirvana songs and Tool songs and.....well, I'm drunk but I hope I covered your favorite band there, if not just imagine I did

NAPSTER BAAAAAAAD

Cool. Your declarative statements sure convinced me.

He's right, though. Metallica has more riffs on one album than those artists have in their entire discographies