Music Autism Stories

You did well, user

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its: normies calling anything that didn't go there way autism
this board has gone to shit

No stories here are actually cringe yet. Pretty based autist anons desu

>tinder date asks me to put on some sexy music
>Mauthausen Orchestra

didn't even get my little beavis shlurped

>18
>be at college
>there's a qt3.14
>9/10
>I'm a 6/10 at best
>Just comfy talking at class with other students
>somebody brings up music
>herewegoagain.png
>"Yeah I love indie rock"
>says qt3.14
>ass-brain starts functioning
>she says "I love Tame Impala, and Arctic Monkeys"
>aight
>"Currents sucks ass"
>I say
>I wasn't going to say it, but autism kicked in
>I couldn't control it
>"well I loved it, what's your problem with it?"
>"It's too faggy"
>everybody in the class canceled me for a while
>appearantly I offended some fags, but I don't care
>never spoke to qt3.14 again

>be me
>be 17
>it's the yearly road trip to grandma's
>have no phone because I was caught watching porn
>Iv never been so bored in my life
>stop at a side road gift shop
>see a 6 string ukulele
>"hey that's really neat"
>convince my parents to buy me the guitar
>I'm gonna rock their world.jpeg
>spent the next 48 hours learning to play chords and trying to play the song Brian Eno by mgmt from memory
>change the lyrics to be about my little brother
>parents think I'm writing a song
>parents tell me to play my song to my grandma
>"she's old so fuck it I'll humor her"
>family from around town make their way to see us
>grandma tells family to hear the song I wrote
>this woman is dead to me.jpeg
>play my rendition of Brian Eno family
>they are all very nice about it
>my cute cousin comes up later on to tell me how nice my song was
>2016 and mgmt is forgotten.jpeg
>My face when I convinced my entire family I wrote Brian eno
>still cracks me up to this day

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>start going on a few dates with a qt
>she's really into "indie"
>invite her over to my place
>realise that I need to have some cool indie records out so that she can see that I listen to cool music
>spend the whole day going around shops buying Arcade Fire CDs to leave out
>evening comes and she comes over
>it actually fucking works
>"wow user, I love this album can we listen to it?"
>we end up dating for over a year
>she calls Wake Up 'our song' for the whole duration
>never tell her the truth

>xD I have le autism cause I like obscure music people can't understand me

Listening to Faust is not a sign of autism, but playing Faust to people who who are not familiar with krautrock is either trolling in real life or having no idea how other are going to perceive the music, making you look like a sperg.

There's no sense in trying to introduce anyone to music anyway. If a normal person heard pixies they'd say
>wtf is this shit why is he yelling I need some lil uzi vert

>phone confiscated because you were watching porn
>at seventeen fucking years old
Are you a bible belt American by any chance?

>meet a friend of my cousin at a party
>hit it off with her
>she doesn't know much about music or any pop culture because she grew up in a strict religious household
>take this opportunity to show her power electronics
>play whitehouse - cruise
>she is weirded out
>cousin comes up to me later on and asks me wtf i did

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No but I was raised a Jehovah witness

>be me
> start to do music because of a chick
>get 3 dots tattooed on ringfinger
>get gosted
>locked away in the dark by everyone
>get back sanity
>become bloomer
>get recognized
>adjust tattoo
>...
>profit

It’s not the music taste that makes these stories autistic, it’s the fact that these people are doing retarded ass shit.

>I used to like Green Day.

>All my friends are fucking normis xD I bet they don't know what a tame impala is

You could control it. Jesus man I hope you're not such a fuck now

>1
>rolling a one for the one who got away

A few years ago
>be 15/16 I don't remember
>coming home on bus from a concert with the marching band I'm in
>next to me a girl, we're talking about stuff
>we start talking about music...
>Make her listen the moonlight sonata by beethoven
>She likes it a lot and thanks me for showing it to her

detected

Just imagine their surprise to find that it was actually produced by Brian Eno

>be 18
>freshman in college
>Go to the dorms study room
>Play harsh noise over my laptop speakers
>Get asked to use headphones or something
>Just turn it up
>Everyone leaves
>Study in comfy lounge in peace.

>on a long car trip down the I-5
>me and my girl got a rideshare on a facebook group with a random sorority girl also going to the bay area
>7 hours in
>the barren landscape of the central valley rolls around us like so many dead martian hills
>i get tasked with playing some music, throw on the blade runner soundtrack to set a mood to fit the scenery
>5 minutes in my girl asks if I'm trying to put our driver to sleep and makes me change it
>i play t3r elemento instead, it goes over pretty well

He was clearly talking about Italo Disco you pleb

This is why I like to travel alone, woman ruin everything

>be me
>autist who listens to music
the end.

Literally me

>go to a rowing club
>coach decides to form a band for a party
>tells me about how we should do a cover of some song but change the lyrics about rowing and shit
>say cool
>i play the piano and the coach is drumming
>go to these two really upper class and rich reddit browsing people
>one guy from cali and some annoying ass fat bitch from some other amerifat state
>tell them this
>they start talking about what song to cover
>say the only thing on my mind is Surfin' USA by The Beach Boys
>the both say that listening to The Beach Boys is cringe and how they're a trash Pop band
>mfw Smiley Smile and Pet Sounds exist
>tell the guy that Don't Worry Baby is the greatest Pop song composed
>he smirks and says I'm crazy
>the girl adds in how the greatest song is Hey Jude or something
>"The Beatles are the greatest band to ever exist"
>reddit Beatlefags in my band
>say yeah they're an alright Pop Band, nothing special for me personally
>the girl starts screaming how I should "just go" because I don't know anything about music and can never be able to play music since I don't think The Beatles are the greatest band on earth.
>i say how I like their cover of "Money" and that they were good at marketing and trend-making
>the guy says "umm, Money is a Pink Floyd song man"
>mfw when they don't even know their own shit
>anyway, I got a Scriabin show, anyone wanna come?
>they don't know who it is
>the guy asks me if I liked the new King Gizzard
>say I think nothing of it
>he tells me it's the only good Metal album to exist
>I breakdown kill them while listening to Nervous Breakdown by Black Flag and In Too Deep by Genesis.

there are storys with happy endings after all

you went too far bud, shoulda sent her a link to flim or some shit

2049 or the original?

no you wouldn't you fucking faggot, you wouldn't do anything, useless cunt lmao. Seriously, kill yourself you fkn burden.

My band and I covered a mashup of power and 21st century schizoid man in front of our school

Your wording confused me. Did you call it faggy or did she?

based, was it good? did u film it? dont be a fag and withhold

Based, exmormon here. I know those feels bro

eh… our singer forgot the parts to twenty first century but most people didn’t really get the song so probably didn’t notice. Our physics teacher noticed and gave us shit for it though. People liked the Kanye parts so it wasn’t totally bad

Cringe af

now THIS is autism

DID YOU KNOW JESUS CHRIST NEVER EXISTED
DIDN'T YOU KNOW IT'S A FUCKING MYTH
WHO TOLD YOU THAT

I don't think that makes you autistic, it was just quirky because you're a music enthusiast or whatever. I wouldn't worry about it, just play it cool.

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kekd irl

no regrets!

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>be 16
>at debate tournament
>other school is playing music really loudly and annoying everyone
>decide to own the normies
>sit close to them and play merzbow from my laptop
>it just pisses off my teammates

femanon here, I know exactly why she did that. Too bad I can't tell you. Just :bee: yourself user

>be 17
>have to do a presentation for class
>decide to do it on industrial music
>presentation includes audio clips of TG, Whitehouse, SPK, Maurizio Bianchi, Ramleh, Boyd Rice etc.
don't feel like I need to explain this one any further

based

itt embarrassing live performances
>be 16
>my only friend is the kid who sells me weed
>he stops selling weed
>still hang out with him to play cod and listen to bowie
>one day he says we should start a band
>weed sex and rock n roll.jpg
>"fuck yeah lets do this"
>we meet up every friday to "jam"
>by summer the game was getting old
>suggest we play live to shake things up
>head over to cregslist
>see an add for the make music day festival thats a week away
>bet we cant but lets sign up anyways.jpg
>with just an email address and a stupid band name they sign us up for a full hour spot
>kek.jpg
>try learning shit way out of our league
>the day of were still messing with the set list
>brother drives us to the venue
>bar at 6pm.jpg
>sit in the green room with the school of rock kids
>the act before us never showed up
>guess we setup.jpg
>clueless.jpg
>sound guy finally comes over to help
>shows us how to use the amp
>(shout out to based sound guys, real love)
>proceed to play an hours worth of dad rock
>no one pays us any attention
>feels
>fuck it i start eating a granola bar
>still nothing
>time for the big guns.jpg
>play a shit rendition of modern love
>it is so bad
>i stop the song and tell me friend we should try again
>modren love.mp3
>some how this time its even worst.
>friend stops playing
>i stop playing
>silence...
>try saving the day with black dog but sound guy cuts off our amps
>thank the crowd and walk off stage
>school of rock teacher stops us to tell us we rocked out there
>mfw

I have coworkers who unironically think the Disturbed version is amazing.

woah you got to meet jack black? did you get his autograph

You were in the right. You could have saved the situation by saying MGMT is better but fuck em anyways.

Cringe

>very drunk
>some dude keeps going on and on about how much he loves Mumford and Sons
>somehow he brings up Kanye and starts talking about how much he hates Kanye
>Tell him I’d rather suck Kanye’s dick than listen to Mumford and Sons

There was nothing wrong here. You simple stated your opinions.

>opening for shaggy 2 dope playing DG
youtube.com/watch?v=b7ttqVrEFBk

>at uni maybe 2 years ago
>walkin to class see a dude with a sun ra shirt
>walk up to him and say nice shirt man
>he blankly stares at me with headphones in
>wait for him to take them out but he doesnt
>im thinking he has the gigantic tism
>5 excruciating seconds of staring later
>i think fuck it
>I play a pretend air trumpet and move my legs like a jazz muscician
>after my great perfomrance I point at his shirt
and almost scream nice shirt
>mfw everyone stopped and looked at me do that
>he looked at me like I was the biggest retard on earth
>i walk dejected and embarassed to class
>i heard giggles behind my back

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>be 16
>talking to this really cute girl with a pixie cut that has decent modern indie taste, nothing too spectacular
>show her lots of different music throughout the year, she listens to all of them and gives me feedback on what she did and didn't like
>she once even told me, "you're the only one I trust enough to cuddle with me"
>even once went on the bus she takes back home, see my old best friend/her ex-boyfriend and mock him for calling GY!BE bland and boring, she laughs with me
>One afternoon she gets the idea to reccomend some music to me, its pic related
>sperg mode activates and I text back "This sounds like 90s revival courtney love worshipping crap"
>she texts back "wow okay"
>semester ends and we end up having different classes, she never talked to me the same way or as frequenlty after that interaction.
>by the last day of the school year she texts me to pick up all the books and CD's I let her borrow, says she's leaving them in her empty unlocked locker, never talked to her since then
>check her spotify account this year, she no longer listens to pavement or animal collective, just lil uzi vert and logic

heres the song:youtube.com/watch?v=XkW9r4bocO4

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rip, i mean autism is uncurable as they say

Based

>Be me
>Listen to extreme Metal
>Some family, acquaintances, and some friends occasionally refer to it as "screamo" or "that screaming shit"
>Correct them by telling them what they're referring to out of compulsion
>Silence or dismissal of my perceived pedantry almost always follows

>>I play a pretend air trumpet and move my legs like a jazz muscician

elaborate on the leg movement plox

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not ur fault she sounds like she expected u to like everything she sent

People like you making me fucking angry. All you had to do was not be a fucking retard. Jesus Christ. What the fuck were you thinking?

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have you posted this before?

nah she only ever sent me two songs, this being the second one. I responded to her message in like under a minute. Had already heard the song and I completely shut her down lol
I really wasn't thinking in that moment, at the time
I absolutley hated that genre of the 90s women rock revival, so I guess mind went automatically to "holy fuck I hate these cunts, gotta say how much I hate this shit". My one chance at dating a qt and shaping her music taste for the better and I sent it to shit because of my hatred of courtney love. Not only did she kill kurt, but my chance at love too lol.

that's alpha af desu he was the spergatory

>lol
>lol

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>16
>playing Halo at friends house
>friend is blasting Lil Wayne
>Me: "Bro lets listen to some good rap"
>turn on NWA - Fuck The Police
>"dude can we listen to something else this sucks"
>Me: "cmon just one more song"
>turn on Straight Outta Compton
>completely ruined the vibe of chillin and playing Halo with friends

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Based user, your friends had garbage taste.

based and NWApilled

pic related is how i did it
idk i felt really insecure when they giggled
nah

nah, that one was autism

wow retarded on Yea Forums and irl, forgot to post pic related

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>Be out drinking in a field on a beautiful Summer evening with ~10 physics students
>playing music out of a portable speaker
>one guy says he's is really into Tool and metal, talk about music for a bit and tell him he should listen to Nomeansno
>Queue up youtube.com/watch?v=zPyAii6f-hc
>"Holy shit user, this is way too aggressive, turn it off"

faggot
BASED

based autistic jazz bro

you plebfiltered the hell out of them

you are fucking retarded. she sounded perfect and you blew it. fuck you. why wouldn't you show her music she'd actually like, you goddamn failure?

nah, we need you to describe the reactions

yea im with this guy i need specifics

>be 16
>go with sister in her car to house show in rich kid's enormous basement
>know my way around the house because sister's girlfriend had lived there for some time because of her absolutely fucked family situation
>be black metal autist; closest you have to friends are sister's friends who tolerate your presence
>only there because desperate for social interaction whatsoever because/despite crippling autism
>just try to enjoy the show
>some local hardcore bands, not terrible
>crush shows up with some guy
>PTSD to when that bitch asked you out because her friend dared her to and stomped on your heart when you said yes
>try to ignore her presence
>all the decent bands finish
>awful rapper goes on
>can't take the stress of the girl being there plus shitty music
>autistically escape up the stairs
>no one else in is the rest of the house
>collapse on the couch
>bust out iPod you'd prepared because you knew you were likely to peace out for a while at some point
>zone out to trv Norwegian black metal tvnes
>eventually have to piss
>go to bathroom
>start to open door, someone pulls it shut
>frantic murmuring inside, two voices
>back away
>autistically stand around
>about a minute passes
>door bursts open; crush and the guy she was with hurry out
>shrug and go in bathroom
>find huge load of cum in the toilet
>piss on it
>rub one out and jizz on the other guy's load
>walk home
>text sister so she knows I'm ok

you're a fucking retard. why couldn't you just politely say something like, "It's okay, but not really my thing."
also, animal collective and pavement are just as shit as lil uzi vert and logic, you little faggot ass. go fuck yourself.
based

i don't really like rap very much but this is still based. NWA is significantly better than Lil Wayne

>be me, 15
>standing in front of porta-potty, trying to pull an epic prank
>knowing my friend was in the other one and this one had a complete stranger in it, I began to recite the rap section of Linkin Park's "In The End"
>second later, girl walks out and gasps
>I don't know what to do, don't even make eye contact but I slowly walk away while she keeps looking back at me

i fucking hate you metalhead cucks. die.

Most of this was just fine until you fucking jizzed on the other guys load, your cuck tendencies are shining through. You might as well have slurped his load up.

BASED

Your sister sounds gay

>implying 80s disco and its derivatives isnt patrician

a few of the people in the class were genuinely intrigued and kept asking questions but for the most part everyone who was paying attention was bewildered with a few "this sounds like someone peeing" comments here and there

literally, yes

>this sounds like someone's peeing
nice

It's important to plebfilter your colleagues.

it's the closest I ever got to having sex

based, i play this heat in front of my friends as a meme like
>haha i have shit tastee look at this
but secretly i love it

what the fuck did you play that sounded like someone peeing

Avisodomy by Whitehouse

My cousin called Slipknot "death metal", so I played some actual death metal. The song was from pic related.

Needless to say, we don't talk about music (or really anything else) anymore.

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I sperged out on my current gf about currents early in our friendship lmao.

>be 17
>be one of the minority white kids at an urban school
>be death metal nerd and wear death metal tees every day
>secretly love lyrical rap
>talent show time comes around
>practiced Definition of a Rap Flow for months; can finally pull it off comfortably
>nervous about outing yourself as whiteboi rap nerd
>but also fantasizing about blowing everyone away and shocking them with your mad rap skillz
>the time has come to wow everyone
>wear your sickest Incantation shirt
>extremely nervous waiting for your turn
>get called out
>go onstage
>hold mic like you're fuckin' Rakim, look out at crowd
>time to crush this shit
>FUCKING NAIL IT
>politely bow and walk off stage to roaring stage
>watch the rest of the show
>get invited to afterparty by dude who rapped some club rap trash
>go to the party
>basically the only white person there, but you're used to it
>everyone tells you how much they loved your performance
>dude whose party it is says you're dope as fuck and asks if you know any other raps
>"fuck yes I do; you like Kool G Rap?"
>"is that a rapper?"
>"one of the best"
>"never heard of him"
>"well, you're about to"
>start rapping G Rap's second verse on Chino XL's "Let 'Em Live"
>they're loving it
>get to "nickel plates to your North Face"
>accidentally say "nigger" instead of "nickel"
>gasps and death glares all around
>get dumb ass out of there
>get a reputation for being racist

>freshman year of highschool
>have to do a presentation on a song that reflected childhood/reminded you of your childhood
>inherently knew it was autistic but decided to pick Alvin Row by Anco because of it's heavy themes of growing up/childhood reflection
>Teacher pulls it up on youtube, tell her to skip the noisy minute long intro
>Play the song at really low volume as to not rupture anyone's eardrums with the high pitches
>I doubt anyone really heard it
>One of my classmates comes up to me and complemented the song later in the day

that's not bad at all

Most of these aren't bad at all.

>be schizo
>have to do a romantic literature presentation
>pull up clip on Youtube
>history shows GAS albums
>think everyone knows the music and thinks I'm a creep
>have panic attack

did you argue with yourself sometimes in middle grade?
>paranoa intensifiez

He still autistic for listening to Animal Collective

lol i saw this on reddit :)

>be 22 y.o
>a friend call me to a jukebox party
>'ok' I've said
>party was somehow good
>music was chosen by voting on some iPads on the tables
>pick up two tables with friends
>some shite dubstep is playing
>'that thrash is awful! let me check the track list'
>it had EVERYTHING
>look up for Aphex Twin
>THEY HAVE IT
>choose Alberto Balsalm
>'fuck we need to get at least 10 votes'
>went to the other table and voted
>found out I could restart the app and vote again
>it get 20 votes
>winrar
>it went from Skrillex to Alberto Balsalm
>no one had any idea about what was happening
>I started to laugh because I couldn't control myself in that situation
>people were looking at me, some girls in the dance floor went quiet
>awkward silence
>the staff reseted the app and changed the music
>friends never trusted my taste

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based

That's the type of shit I'd do

based kvlt ist krieg

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isn't this the plot of Malibu's Most Wanted

Jesus Christ I just saw the reddit thread on this, reading through the comments almost gave me an aneurism. Redditors are such faggots.
reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/d5jmg2/user_hates_currents/

>regularly go to a jazz club to jam blues and jazz standards with other musicians
>one night there's a super qt who's only like 25
>just got divorced or something, no kids
>is drunk off her ass
>I can't sit at the bar cause I was 19 at the time so she sits with me at a table
>calls me cute and talented
>buys me dinner
>get up to play, she hugs me after I'm done my set with the house band
>have work the next morning
>walk out without saying goodbye to her
>she rushes out and gives me another hug
>"Have a good night user!"
>unironically say "You too"
>haven't seen her back there since

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The fact that reddit steals green text makes me want to never write another one again

You deserved it. Currents is based

whats wrong with tame impala faggots

This redditor actually listens to cucked pop music

no one uses reddit anymore you stupid monkey

what are you talking about? thats whitehouse's best release.

You would know, tourist

Kek and based. Fun movie.

good one man hehehaha

>be 15 at summer school (sucked at math because I didn’t give a shit about it, good at english/art/history and was simultaneously in special ed and talented & gifted programs for most of my schooling)
>at lunch eating free food that was even worse than the normal school lunches
>sit with a different group
>some kid is talking up black sabbath and shitting on the beatles
>this makes me mad, because I like the beatles
>he talks about how helter skelter has no balls and doesn’t deserve to be called a metal song
>i try to say the album was eq’d with the treble all the way up and bass turned down to give it a certain sound signature, also how GBV tuned their 4 track
>he says “that’s because they didn’t know what they were doing”
>exasperated and sperging out and unable to make a good retort, I say “YEAH, WELL OZZY’S A FAG”
>storm off
>luckily never see any of those people again, think they were possibly seniors trying to complete their diplomas

When I worked at a burger place I figured out how to control the speakers that play music in the store and I would play prog all day to get through the shift. Occasionally would get some boomers who recognized it which was cool. When I wanted people to leave I would play Henry Cow - Western Culture or Death Grips - Steroids on max volume.

>be 19
>day off from work, watch some youtube, smoke a bowl, nice and cozy
>at lunchtime walk a few blocks down to the upscale grocery store (think Whole Foods/Trader Joe’s but local) for sushi and a fancy soda pop and a record from the shop on the way there because I felt like spending money
>go to checkout with my lunch and the woman at the checkout is mid 20s and probably autistic herself, she’s a bit awkward and mousey but nice. glasses, light blonde hair, general nerdy vibe but not bad
>i’m wearing XTC Making Plans for Nigel shirt
>she starts asking about it, at this point clearly attracted to me having already complemented my item selection, mentioning my height, and asking about the record I had (think it was Syro)
>I say “oh they’re a band from the 70s, NOT like the drug though, that came after” with a stoned giggle
>her demeanor suddenly changes, at first slight shock then a lot colder
>”oh, i wouldn’t know anything about that”
>screwed up with straight-laced health store girl because I mentioned drugs

Should've complimented her non-use of drugs dude.

I was stoned and just kinda blushed and didn’t say a word after that, just wanted to walk home and listen to my record

Fuckin kek. Based.

don't be hatin'

Based.

This is a good one.

>When I wanted people to leave I would play Henry Cow - Western Culture or Death Grips - Steroids on max volume.
Wouldn't that attract hoardes of autistic Yea Forumstants?

Hi RYM

why are you guys saying nwa is better than wayne? holy shit you faggots have no taste carter 2 is godtier

god that fucking sucks user lmfao

should've put on on autechre

>friend's playing gta3 on my ps2 cuz he's only got a gamecast
>bumpin' Game Radio in the whip
>friend is a Wayne fag
>tell him the corny shit in the game is unironically better than lil wayne
>friend says "I don't want any trouble," then "I feel sorry for you mother"
>ask friend what he said about my momma
>shoot friend and his wife
>rob friend's corpse
>get murdered by friend's brother at a burger joint

I imagined myself in her place (as I do with most of these) and I'd say that was pretty normal apart from not saying goodbye

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>fucking GF having normies
dude, fuck off, 80's euro disco is the shit. Italo disco is super cool and you know it. yes, eurobeat is technically superior, but the distinction is one of tempo from song to song. you can draw a line from Italo Disco to a whole lot of EDM. In the end you have to thank Italo disco for your Chinese cartoon ringtones, and that deserves some respect.

I know you have heard the meme song:
youtube.com/watch?v=j84Z_4IPbHk&ab_channel=PierluigiBajoSpadoni

>mfw I did Apply Some Pressure by Maximo Park for my school's "school of rock" night and although I wasn't the best singer my performance was so OTT I went from the most loathed autistic loner in the school to one of the popular kids overnight
shame it was my last year of school so I didn't get long to enjoy it [spoiler]and I pretty much peaked right there[/spoiler]

based

I too have known people that thought any cover of behind blue eyes was better than the who version. These so called "people" were of low esteem to me.

This is legitimately the most angering post I've seen on this website in a while. HOW THE FUCK ARE WE SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHAT YOU WANT IF YOU WON'T TELL US AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I'M GOING TO DIE A VIRGIN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE

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>working in a kitchen
>workmates play shitty top 40 station every day
>ask if i can bring along my own playlist
>"sure thing user"
>next day i play Captain Beefheart, Miles Davis (his experimental phase), Nine inch Nails, Death Grips (hadn't listened to a full album before and i thought i'd be a good oportunity to give them a go) and several other "obscure" artists throughout the 8 hour shift
>next day: "hey it's ok user, we can work without music today if you want". "nah man i had a great time yesterday, the shift went by real fast"
>Have complete monopoly of what gets played at work for the rest of the summer. Nobody challenges me. Even play the same song on repeat for three hours straight one day and nobody bought it up
>don't have to listen to shitty top 40 music at work ever again

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Eh, both are ok.

Is this greentext just scenes from Menace II Society?

Clearly a squarepusher fan.

The amount of interest I got from playing clocks or oasis at parties is so ridiculous.

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this is 4channel not incels.co for the thousandth time

this must be in the pnw

>the guy is like a one man band. writing, composing, singing and producing the music. it is objectively a good album
why is reddit so fucking retarded?