Hey user, you can play guitar right? play something!

Today is gonna be the day
That they're gonna throw it back to you
By now you should've somehow
Realized what you gotta do

Based.
Equally based.

King of carrot flowers pt2-3, accompanied by intense and heartfelt singing

STP Creep

More Than Words
Yearns to be converted to a fighting sperm receptacle

She fucking dies

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Carmelita

WHAT A BEAUTIFUL FACE I HAVE FOUND IN THIS PLACE

Your Body Is A Wonderland

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Actually good question OP

Let's see, what is the best song to play:
a) at a party
b) to a girl when you two are alone

Obviously can't be Wonderwall, it's memed to death.
Both a) and b) have to be somewhat popular and accessible (no, normies don't know NMH and such) and easy to play with a random party guitar (e. g. no alternate tunings).

a) should preferably have a catchy hook to sing along to and b) should have 'touching' lyrics.

With all that in mind, what are your picks?

I Think We're Alone Now

>tfw all the acoustic songs I've learned are way too sad and personal to ever show anyone

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Ea, Lord of the Depths

Anal Beethoven #2

literally this

wish you were here for a girl obviously
dunno for a party maybe some acdc it's really not hard to make it work on an acoustic and everyone will know the lyrics

>Literally just strum an open G C D chord progress and sing [current pop hit]
Normalfags are pretty easily impressed desu. That’s really all you need to do

This. At a bar with a piano, chick in the group is like

>"omg user you're a musician right? Play a song of yours!"
>"Of mine? Mine are all sad and shit hah, probably not the best place to bust that out"
>"No come ooooonnnn user pleeeaaaasee"
>"Not a great idea..."
>"BUT ANOON pleeeaaaaazzzeee"
>aightyouaskedforitbitch
>Make sure to absolutely fucking kill it despite how sad and out of place the song is
>murder the whole room
>everyone stunned
>Look at the chick, her mouth agape
>"Told ya"

She's a lesbian, but I would bet my nuts she was wet.

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=qa1t5bjJbms
this and only this

Shit three fuck up.

JOCKSTRAP COWBOYS

norman 3 or mad dog 20/20 by teenage fanclub and just hope for the best.

Well, obviously I'm high on MDMA otherwise I wouldn't be at a party and talking to people. I'd take the guitar and play some drum and bass because I'm high on MDMA and so is everyone else because those are the only parties I go to, the parties where everyone is high on MDMA.

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MDMA is eshay shit bro I inject krokodil into my dick.

Only time I had MD I ended up pouring my heart out to a girl who was also high on MD who did the same and we ended up having a weird 6 month relationship when we had basically nothing in common (apart from a bad childhood, I guess). Still love her but yeah we both moved on. Haven't had it since. Stick to ket, lads.

I don't play well, so I'll pass that, thanks

that's just what mdma does man, it connects people on a very deep level immediately
those connections usually don't last too long but you will somehow always care for the other person

Based

And by that I mean I freebase oven cleaner

>"Come on user, please? For me?"

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THE WORLD WAS YOUNG
THE MOUNTAINS GREEN
NO STAIN UPON THE MOON WAS SEEN

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*Plays Dachau Blues*

tangled up in blue

TODAY

I only know el scorcho

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Because I got high

Easy song for you and other people to make up lyrics too
Everyone can sing it

please please please let me get what i want

Good choice

I always default to Cowgirl in the Sand

ZOMBEH
RITUAAAAAAAAAAAAAL

Good choice

Good choice

Extremely good choice

Based

Nice

Absolutely based
>TRAINS SET AND MATCH SPIED UNDER THE BLIND
>SHINY AND CONTOURED THE RAILWAY WINDS
>AND I'VE HEARD THE SOUND FROM MY COUSIN'S BED
youtu.be/cjNU4RuKqVE

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>Heard of a little band called the fall babe?
>Here's a little number called "The Classical"
WHERE ARE THE OBLIGATORY NIGGERS?
HEY THERE FUCKFACE

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What can I say, What can I sing

improvise

cringiest thing I've read today

Based.

MY EYES HAVE SEEN THE GLORY OF THE TRAMPLING AT THE ZOO

kek

The only song I know how to play most of is Wish You Were Here, so that I guess.

that's sweet :)

I play some neutral milk hotel and pretend I wrote it then acquire panties

One I always play is Weezer say it ain't so

YOU SUFFER BUT WHY

based satan

they wanted to hear something so im going to play something(by the beatles)

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i suck ass at guitar, im a godtier drummer though, but i did teach myself that main riff in funeralopolis. i would just play that for 10 minutes and pretend im really focusing on it and in the zone and slowly set my eyes on some girls boobs and stare at them until someone stopped me

RAINING BLOOOOOOOD
FROM A LACERATED SKY
BLEEDING ITS HORROR

Based and stonedpilled