Be me

holy... i want more

I loled

>gonna give your bitch the dickens and make all of her twist
Incredible

>the world's a gachapon machine, except it's full of whores
>their slits, though grand, more arid and sandy than Christ's manger is
>I'm dangerous, I name the kind of cunt you hit a "raven bitch"
>cuz they's the kind of sluts I fuck once, and nevermore

oh god

*than the land of Christ's manger is

>this man has listened to too much Danny Brown when he was younger.

The forced pun on "all of her twist" is cringey hilarious

holy fuck i liky

I'm Kelly of ops skills. How can I write an albums worth of lyrics this calibur

that "all of her twist" line isn't even original

youtu.be/ENSJ3oG4nAM?t=120

Biblio

>Friend and I wrote raps in speech class
>Kid who was already nicknamed Snitchy snitched on us for writing rap
>Teacher told our parents we were writing rap
>mfw our next rap was about killing Snitchy

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I looked through a notebook from middle school and found this piece of retardation
>"Lies! Scandals! Communism!" said the politician during his mental breakdown, and his valium was late so they used the cattle prod
What the actual fuck

are you John Ashbery's ghost

epic
oh god

This is pretty good

This unironically sounds like a Lil ugly mane song

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I found this...
Please kill me
>pussy like mashed potatoes, white and smashed
>call em tater thots, fucked her then I dashed
>out of there at all costs, nigga im a boss
>im rick ross, you third wheel like chris bosh
>im drake nigga you josh
>running through the six, pushing bricks
>in the pussy quick, no tricks, thick dick, fire like a bic
>crime scene, shit was mean, bloods and crips, death grips
>fucked her shit up like great clips, fucked her lips, drive the whip
>imma scuba dive in the pussy, sinkin like a ship
>take a lil dip like a hurricane drip

Snitchy get stitchy

And this

>nigga this musics fucking gay white bread shit
>rock is dead, rap's got all the hits
>y'all faggots cant even say bitch, we rich
>the top of the game, no snitch
>flick the switch because rock is a niche
rocks a bunch of pedos like Gary Glitter
Jimmy Page, your shits for the old age
there's a new sage upon this stage
new phase new change
new rockstars like Drake
Lil Wayne, Juicy J, 2 CHAINZ
Rock disappear like david blaine
Chief Keef is the king of the game
Fuck the Beatles, niggas make me wanna stick in a needle
and fall asleep, it don't got the good ass beats, fuck the Eagles
fuck Pink Floyd, shit to avoid, irrelevant in the 21st century like Detroit
and fuck the Beach Boys, Pet Sounds is just a bunch of noise
nigga Rick Ross drives a rolls roys, the pussy always moist

jpegmafia?

jesus christ what the fuck is this

>pussy like mashed potatoes, white and smashed
>call em tater thots, fucked her then I dashed
>im drake nigga you josh

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Sounds like some peggy shit.

yet nothing ITT is as hilariously awful as this big hit:
>Big head Jimmy Neutron
>Fuck a bitch on a futon
>Don't save her, she don't wanna be saved
>Nigga this ain't Groupon

I wrote this in my teens, be kind:

>Jesus Lord, relieve me more of stress, I need some more revenge
>Distort your neck and force a stretch, like prehistoric Rex
>And don't ask me to be your guest feature, more or less
>Your new song got four plays like a tease before the sex, you need some more success
>I'm still a teen of course, I need endorsement checks
>Tech? (What up?)
>I heard you made the Forbes, I need you for some bread
>And I don't treat my girls like queens
>I treat 'em more like kings in chess
>I keep the whores in check
>I feel like Jesus when you leave me bored to death

post 'em

Based

ahahahahah holy fuck
>call me
>slick ricky the sickest i trick you quick bitches
>your bitch quickly got fucked, i dick your thick bitches
>frick bitches, get hickies, you slit your wrists quicker
>i ain't picky im tricky i make the plot thicker

>plot thickens i roll up with a facemask
>face the light i pull up with straight mack
>you straight slacking you may happen to see the lord
>if you straight lacking like black magic i call the horde

another good (bad) one
>your bitch gave me brain
>she's just a thought
>id rather not
>listen to you spew nonsense
>so get got
>call me the mc who rides
>cause when i drive by
>i bring a guillotine rather than a 9

>eat some shit
>drink some piss
>get some breast milk in this bitch
Not going to trudge through my old notebooks right now, but this one has always stuck with me.

is this the birth of an epic new memester?

Maximum kekkerino

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so where's the vocaroo