ITT

We create Morrissey song
>I have never ever kissed a girl

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>but why should i?

>it don't make sense

>IM GAY

>but not in a way that means happy

>fuck Jannies

>fuck Charles, you prick, you self-righteous twat

>said the prince to the popper

>But for me it was Tuesday

>girl
You already fucked up

>somebody saaavee meeee

>dude oscar wilde

Well he's never kissed one cause he's a faggot

>Take me
>Or I’ll dream that you took me

Somebody make a vocaroo of this.

This nigga can’t spell pauper

>and they say people up north are daft
>but how could I disagree

>I'm the one that posts these threads go fuck yourself

>and he actually tried but was too short, too shy

but he did. he was in a serious relationship with one and even told her he wanted her to have his children. shit hit the fan and now he's... childless

>oh, i know i shouldn't have tried because it waaaaas a liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie
>HMMMMHMM

>Oh, but love, I'm too shy

>ohh, but I am gay
>and I voted for Obama

>The Chinaman, he has no soul