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>implying that didn't happen
melodeath is supreme
Daily reminder to kiss your dad.
t.
Sonic here... Just want to remind everyone black people shouldn't have rights, and to listen to your parents. Also make sure to eat your chili dogs...
Hello is this fuck niggers HQ?
say say say...
Metal that makes you feel like this man? I'll start
listen to penis metal
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU FAGGOTS BLASTING?
HAIL SATANAS EDITION
No, sir. Go straight on, then turn first left after the giant HM-2 pedal. This is the Hail Satan HQ.
t. Nigger
Why aren't mealthots more common
Why don't you stop masturbating
not enough money in it
Post good black metal albums. No second wave, no first wave. Let's see how refined is your taste. ; )
Show your ass, I am going to fuck it
Albums to play when fucking your gf while she wears a diaper? I'll start
Based and checked, HAIL SATAN
AOTY here
metalucifer is coming to my city next week and i know nothing about them
should i go?
i don't really like black metal but this is pretty good.
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yes
ihsahn makes ya seethe?
Nothing is safe! You're all potential targets along with everything you believe in!
We're shitting all over your labels and smashing barriers imposed upon music by the dumbed down majority!
What's more we do it with HUMOR!
If you want a lame, modern Rock band singing love songs or a sad conformist band from the now tamed and boring world of Punk Rock you are on the wrong page!
We still play Rock 'n' Roll properly: in other words we piss people off by being us and having fun!
We're also not bad on our instruments...
Nothing is safe! You're all targets along with everything you believe in!
We're shitting all over your labels and smashing barriers imposed upon music by the dumbed down majority!
What's more we do it with HUMOR!
If you want a lame, modern Rock band singing love songs or a sad conformist band from the now tamed and boring world of Punk Rock you are on the wrong page!
We still play Rock 'n' Roll properly: in other words we piss people off by being us and having fun!
We're also not bad on our instruments...
is this how to be a nigger faggot?
>No second wave, no first wave
Then what the fuck am I supposed to post?
all rise
Gay boys don't make me seethe
>knows nothing about Metalucifer
begone tourist
Fuck off Nazi! We sre shutting down the scene and then we're coming for your scene!
>Metal that makes you feel like this man
death metal
lol this delusional faggot seeing ghosts again
YIKES
WOW!
Its YIKIES now grandpa, come on man.
melodeath sucks
lol a big baited bitch
i farted
easy peasy
I have a disease and the only cure is Brazilian cunting thrash!
what is black metal aotd?
Enjoy the ban you Nazi fuckwits! Yea Forums will be made a safe space for blacks and gays! Go suck off Trump and the Tories!
Deafhaven, Alcest, the list could go on
oh you rascal you
lol everyone is a nazi
blackened no wave
the latest Inquisition would be, if it had DR
People who oppress others are! Using these sort of slurs is unacceptable! This isn't the middle ages!
What?
tourist
Daily reminder that niggers are subhumans and smell like shit. Thank You
>This isn't the middle ages!
might as well be. but really everyone is a nazi and nazis don't know they're nazis, so that even makes you a nazi.
isn't he married with 2 kids?
Bands that start with "The" (with the exception of Thergothon) aren't metal.
How?
The Raunchous Brothers
My gaydar is telling me that he is gay so he is probably forcing himself to live like a straight male.
The Berzerker
The Chasm
The Faceless
The Monolith Deathcult
The Ruins of Beverast
The Wounded Kings
Therion
all metal
shut up you fucking faggot
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Music for men who like to be pegged
Basedcore
larp
Any other bands that play melancholic power metal akin to that of iced earth?
Demons & Wizards
Listening to this song right now
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I'm proud that Aztec blood flows in my veins
Is this what Adam Darski is trying to look like now in days.
this shit is sOOOoooOOoo boring after you hear it two or three times. no replay ability
>Music for men who like to be pegged
I don't understand how you came to that conclusion. Their lyrical content is the opposite.
(But yes, and?)
Oh yeah I like them too, imo they take the best parts of blind guardian and iced earth and combine them together
More black metal like this?
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good post
any metal is good for fucking diapergirls
I still enjoy it, Bathed in Clouds of Blood fucking slaps.
>Their lyrical content is the opposite.
Exactly, in an attempt to hide just how much they enjoy their wives' strapons
Listen to Asagraum.
still better than Darkthrone's repetitive Celtic Frost worship
>only excluding 1st and 2nd wave
What about Hellenic BM, LLN, dissoshit, DSBM, NSBM and atmoshit? Way to expose yourself as a tourist looking for "obscure" recs user
>Projecting this hard.
I call up venues and tell them the bands they have booked are far-right - I'm obviously not a Nazi. Why would I be getting other bands cancelled then?
I don't want to listen to shit that smells like period blood and estrogen
Why does death metal make me feel so chill and relaxed? Blasting some Vader and Bolt Thrower today, it feels like all my worries are fading away.
Reported for sexism
who are you quoting
I can go from slipknot to frank sinatra in seconds
Nothing is safe! You're all potential targets along with everything you believe in!
We're shitting all over your labels and smashing barriers imposed upon music by the dumbed down majority!
What's more we do it with HUMOR!
If you want a lame, modern Rock band singing love songs or a sad conformist band from the now tamed and boring world of Punk Rock you are on the wrong page!
We still play Rock 'n' Roll properly: in other words we piss people off by being us and having fun!
We're also not bad on our instruments...
it's similar to the witch trials, no evidence (or made up fairytales) is needed when you are a witch. very medieval like.
Median age of this thread: 15
very nice
Unironic thoughts on them? Way of the Fist has a couple good tracks and that's about it.
Garbage.
Look you moron - if a band lets Nazis come and see them then they are complicit in Nazism.
You seem to be very interested in defending them.
The goal is to have a pre-approved list of who can't be admitted to gigs. If you are friends with a Nazi then that's you out. If you excuse a Nazi, you're a Nazi too - that's you out!
who killed this powerful sorcerer?
I listened to one song by them, it had a really good intro riff but then it devolved into some pop shit.
gay
Which band is the Harry Potter of metal?
>if a band lets Nazis come and see them then they are complicit in Nazism.
So literally Salem witch hunt tier shit, you fucking retarded faggot
HELL YEAH BROTHER
GAMERS RISE UP
>Look you moron - if a band lets Nazis come and see them then they are complicit in Nazism.
>You seem to be very interested in defending them.
>The goal is to have a pre-approved list of who can't be admitted to gigs. If you are friends with a Nazi then that's you out. If you excuse a Nazi, you're a Nazi too - that's you out!
Metallica
>I'm putting together a team
so you think witch trials are ok? there are no nazis around today, there are a bunch of neo-nazis tho, but those are just as big of faggots like people like you who see ghosts from the pasts everywhere you look.
>The goal is to have a pre-approved list of who can't be admitted to gigs
so total censorship? how very fascist of you.
in the gamer world, you're the loser!!!
\m/(>_
did someone say harry potter metal??? :y
fuck I like your non (you) style user
better warn these guys, i think some of the bands might be NAZIS
lol check this out >;P
Imagine getting baited this hard by some tripfag advertising his shitty soundcloud
WTF is right!!! brutal!
I PUT MY FINGERS INTO MY ___!!!!!!!!
It's not bait, we are the only anti-Nazi band in Glasgow - we are the best band in Glasgow.
Time for some halo metal!
well then you're not any deep into the genre and I don't care about your recs because I already listened through them all
digits and king diamond is officially based
13 is a spooky number, so confirmed
sure smells like autumn in here
bait
Best riffs in Glasgow:
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Worship Zeus.
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You can't stop me from hating black people...
>how did a mainstream band get away with this
As an anarchist, you're a fucking faggot
memes aside, they are solid.
pic, some ultra nazicore by some of the worst nazis in music.
no one clicked on that shitty soundcloud link anyway, let him think he's making a difference.
Keep burying your head
you know what guys?
ok you're right this is great.
Ex-marine corps music. The metal version of Eminem
Unholy Grave based
>this cover stinks
yep
I've never listened to The Body before. Where should I start?
only dark throne is real
start by kissing your dad
gib metal waifu
lol, you should listen to Unholy Grave and be happy
What?
What metal do you listen to when going on nightly bicycle rights?
Elven
Catasexual Urge Motivation
All this shit sucks
This shit sucks
it truly amazes me how out of touch and disconnect you must be to consider any of those band onions boy band holy fuck
What's your favourite speed metal album? Surely you have at least one.
>we are the only anti-Nazi band in Glasgow
I live in Glasgow and this is not the case my man
t. low testosterone
this fucking album slaughters small children
alcest
tool
haken
Speed Metal Satan
You're oppressing others for their beliefs, you bloody nazi. Go back to Newfoundland
it did, it was in a movie
Destiny's End - Breathe Deep The Dark
Helstar - Nosferatu
That's pretty fascist of you. Unironically.
the new wave of nazis
That's very elitist and Nazi-like to say. You're oppressing the other bands.
Get yours out of your ass.
Anyone else work as a walmart stocker who stocks the freezer and fridge stuff and blast black metal in there headphones?
Any intelligent man/woman in
>someone recommended I listen to this album the other day when I brought up I liked metal
lol
Yeah, no, we have "anti-Nazi" bands here with Nazi members.
no
>working in walmart
>listening to black metal
oh my god no user i'm so sorry
oh hell no, only cavemen. take your fancy ass out of here.
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öugh
>pre-approved list
What are you, the fucking Gestapo?
shut up nazi scum
in THIS thread?
that xasthur is sick for how detailed it is
yikes lol. get a job
Bathory's self-titled
>soundcloud.com
I'm gonna report this band as being a nazi band pretending to be anti-nazi only to gain support and to troll people with their hateful propaganda. And i urge other anons to do the same, together we can fight them nazis and spread love and compassion.
Lol ikr
I was gonna disagree but this is good advice for the.. mentally unfortified
Because the songs are clearly pro allies? lmao fucking hurrrr
No - but I work in a donut factory and blast BM on the way into and home from work.
based
yeah man fucking dope it looks clean
Thx for posting a photo of the guy who fucks you in the ass.
Why the Hell would you do such a thing?
You a conformist?
>being a nazi band pretending to be anti-nazi
Well, nazi pedophilles have a tendency of shilling their bands really obnoxiously here, so you're probably right
Having the body of a twink sucks
it's bait idiot
/Metal/ is shit and childish. We need to get rid of the Trve Kvlt idiots who bring politics and their shitty bandcamp plebmetal and discuss real shit.
Because you are a god damn nazi, what the fuck do you think? I knew nazis were fucking stupid but jesus.
My thoughts exactly.
disagreed
>peste noire acoustic live
oh no no no no famine what are you doing??
>taking pride in weakness
>band have tattoo so band bad
good one bro
Sure, you should know better than anyone.
What the hell do you have against child lovers you bigot?
I take pride in my Pretty Boy Swag. Very powerful aura
AND I GOT A POWERFUL AURAAAA
LIKE I GOT NEON GUTS
>:3
Oh boy, a pedo promoting his music on a nazi hangout known as Yea Forums. Dig your own grave deeper i beg you.
forgot image sry.
Can we discuss how to properly kiss your dad? I what do I do with my hands? Hold his hair while using my tongue?
any mananam in ?
Thanks buddy. I got an Exile/Bolg split that I'm going to listen to tomorrow and i'm planning on picking up some Imperial Triumphant later in the week
*Metal is shit and childish
Inherently
you can post anything in this general and these dumb faggots will believe it. guaranteed (you)s.
Where's Angel
>Yea Forums
>nazi hangout
You should go back to your containment board
And you should go back to the other containment board and/or neck yourself. I'd suggest the latter
ur dum
all gay shit
Morbid Angel
Yeah, got a problem with that?
Sarcasm user. Have some mustache rock n roll.
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Not as gay as you.
Wtf I love user now.
There are just too many /pol/tards around, contaiment has been sloppy lately. Have some nice landscape in return
Experimental snorefest with horrible, hilariously bad vocals.
forgot pic
But Chuck did give the best head in metal. David Vincent had his Azagthoth, and everyone in Vader had Doc, but no one made a pink cock erect like Chuck. True, as the AIDS infested his throat it made it hard for him to deep throat, but even as he lay there rotting, stinking of AZT and covered with Kaposi's sarcoma, Chuck would signal with two fingers when a willing donor came into the room. All I can offer in addition to that is the fact that no sex will ever compare to colostomy hole love, especially when the hole is fresh and supple after a well-greased movement.
We will never forget you, Chuck. Every time I hear your name my prostate aches, both for your tender heart-shaped ass and that incredibly thin, probing member we shared many times. It is heartbreaking how many things bring Chuck to mind. The sound of heavy metal. The flavor of Taco Bell food on the road. The scent of semen. The world lost not only a great musician, but a great lover, when Chuck died.
To say Chuck was gay is incorrect. He wasn't gay, he was just open-minded, and he sought anal sex from men, boys, girls and animals alike. Anal was not his favorite. His favorite was the blowjob, and he liked to be held afterwards, with someone stroking his hair and saying, "Chuck you are king of the world."
I will never sell the copy of Leprosy (80 grain vinyl) he left me at our last meeting. It is battered now, and reeks faintly of manpoo, and maybe it does have a few suspicious smears, but it is all I have of him. That and the memories. Those gushing, sticky, illicit, clandestine memories... Oh Chuck I miss you more than I can say.
Very nice, do you live nearby?
blind guardian
Look, child lovers are considered mentally ill by the DSM-V-TR, right?
So why attack them when they need help?
no I hate niggers
get out of here you filthy fucking nigger
Fuck off, Angel
Fuck you, Onielar's vocals are awesome.
The only help they need is by execution. Some people are beyond saving.
Ok, good for you.
More like
Desaster - A Touch of Medievel Darkness?
>Count me in, guys
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ALL RISE
HIGH IQ
Yes, me
LOW TEST
wrong on all counts
HIGH IQ HIGH TEST power metal is good
Thank you user, very epic!
Hello comrades, how we doin today
power metal is so gay
chillin,. finna boutta rip a fat chonger lol #wow #whoa
HIGH TITQ
RIP Chuck. See you in heaven...
Power Metal is not gay. You are.
All the Waters or I Shall Die Here
God. No. Just no.
Incredible album.
Where's Chartbro
Judas Priest
good one fag go suck some more dick
ahem
for me it's the one in the middle
wtf
Why did people hate pic rel? It's really fucking great
Why does 2nd-reunion Artillery suck most of the time?
Yo whats good G.
reminder to filter all tripfags and name fags
But they're positively contributing to the genera by consistently posting garbage, this place would be hell if they got banned!
shut up shartfag put your trip back on so I can filter you
Chillin', snacking on some pistachio. What's cookin'?
chongin out in the shade while bumpin viper the rapper futuristic space age remixes
I hate to say it, but I'm pretty sure he's successfully managed to troll you user. Not getting my post is fine, but thinking I'm the shartkid is too far. You've become paranoid.
Anyway, let's try to get some music discussion going, I'm blasting pic related, what about you?
viper the rapper futuristic space age remixes
i miss dubbie desu lads.
cant stand spics desu
tru inniiiii lls
Bangin'
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Some old italian goth/darkwave shit, comfy
life?
new burial album?? :O
new thread
I was watching the Brujeria live show from Wacken 2017 and it seems they changed the chorus to Anti-Castro, but I can't quite figure out what they're saying. Anyone have any idea?
Thanks you too
you're a big guy
Underrated
>gaydar
who the fuck are we talking about, is the dude Varg punches meant to be someone specific?
Leviathan is definitely, 100% onions as fuck though
who?
POWER METAL
Sick
no it's not I'm genuinely 100% serious when I post this
thanks to whoever posted this album a few threads ago, listened to it like 15 times
WOAH-OH-OH-AH-AH-AH-AAAA-HA-AH-AH-AH-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>DSBM
anyone knows more music like this
ihsahn
Kik thesmths
Shes a dumb whore. Go make her cry
Seeing Psycroptic and Voivod for the first time tonight what should I expect lads ?
LMAO what a fucking beta cuck, she rejected you didn't she?
>posting personal information and literally telling people to harass them
That's illegal, I hope you are using a VPN
But i love women
Loser
Idk about Psycroptic, but Voivod are a must, have fun.
lost horizon are great. low test if you disagree
Greatest power metal band ever, second only to Blind Guardian maybe.
Lmao
Lost Horizon? Give me a break, here have some Power Metal for people who didn't got their testicles cut at birth: youtube.com
That movie is fucking bullshit
>posts a literal blind guardian clone
>expect black/trash
>get meloshit
if this shit happens to me again i'm going full mass shooting at the mall
They portrayed Varg's autism and cringe factor perfectly though
Blind guardian clone.
Lost horizon are one of the best
can someone post the white-on-black-with-red-logo-core chart?
>Why yes, I am Satan's child attack with spell, how did you know?
Big thanks to the guy who posted Arnaut Pavle, great album.
Here you go.
thanks
/marked/
based
can someone post the red-on-black-with-white-logo-core chart?
Para salir de tu mediocridad
tuviste que firmar
un contrato con el triple
SEIS
You just did
Basado. ¿Cual tema?
Triple Seis
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More like Spermafrost.
What is a fucking grown?
Cute!
>he doesn't know
Savage Circus is a certified Blind Guardian clone, complete with their former drummer. At least Piet Sielck's choirs saves this album from being an even worse shit.
>listen to a bunch of new bm records
>all shit or mediocre at best
>listen to some random bm from finland on a finnish label
>it's good
everytime. other countries should just stop even trying to make bm
Holy fuck yes please. I could go for some Lounge lizards shit.
>Finnish BM
Metal is dead
So you a fan of soi sounding black metal I see
Icelandic atmoshit. Discuss.
Usually riffless and kinda boring, for some reason overproduced in most cases too. My favorite album from the scene is pic related, but probably because it takes a lot from death metal.
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