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melodeath sucks
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deathrash
short song edition
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Listen to Gorguts.
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WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU FAGGOTS BLASTAN?
DON'T GIVE SPAMMERS (YOU)S EDITION
This is the best Death Metal album ever made.
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Best Morbid Angel album.
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I'm heroin by mephistofeles
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Skip to 2:20 to hear something epic.
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What the fuck is he saying? lmao
What's the most experimental metal you've come across?
>5:58
holy fucking shit
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I wish I could sing that fast.
Sigh - Imaginary Soniscape
Metal & Hot Chicks is a good combination.
what does it mean if I like a handful of stoner metal but have never touched or been interested in drugs?
Most people who play it detest the term "stoner". I know people in "stoner" bands that are 100% straightedge.
Any ASMR metal?
I can't find an excuse to post this album, but i want to post it anyway.
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I like when the snare sounds like a toilet bowl and the vocals sound like someone puking up diarrhea.
Here you go.
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Seriously what an amazing band. Not one bad album. Even their comeback in 2013 rips.
I like "stoner" metal and rock but probably smoked weed once or twice. It's just a shitty meme
Why did Carcass throw away their very own brand of death metal they developed with Symphonies of Sickness and Necroticism (especially Necroticism) to make fucking Heartwork and Swansong?
They are phenomenal.
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BURP BURP BURP
BUUURP BRURPPPP BURP BURP
Heartwork is good though. Melodeth hardly existed back then so people weren't sick of it yet.
Smoke some pot and listen to Sleep. Its not like enlightening or anything like some assholes claim, but it definitely is a great experience, especially if you're new to getting high. Despite what some contrarian straightedge fags will tell you, It just makes music sound wonderful. Especially slow and heavy shit. No reason not to try it at least once.
Weeds fucking shit
I love it when the vocalist sounds like a dog barking.
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only death is real
What did they mean by this?
Best Darkthrone Album.
based
holy shit this is actually great
This album is peak thrash to me.
>dedicates his own album to himself
Gaahl is so based
Angel
Covenant is better.
>calling it pot
mom why are you on Yea Forums AGAIN
Feeling is gone
And the picture disappears
everything is cold now
The dream had to end
The wish never came true
wtf
Any Ukrainians here?
I want to beat some sense into you
baes'd
never listened to much metal before and listened to pic related on suggestion of my best friends who's really into metal. really enjoyed this. thinking i'll just go through the rest of their discography
Maybe this?
It's as if Leviathan fell into a MIDI file.
These demons believing me and I think of deleting me
But is something that people cling to and save like here
Or for me to sin evil deed and I think that I need to be ridding me of an evil me, I'll erase my smear
All over the scene, I need my G.O.D. to speak to me
And my years on with these homies 'cause I ain't Nasir, yeah
A song for the misfits
prepare to be mildly disappointed as you've already listened to their best album. If you really liked that one, Human is probably a close second. Their entire discography is good though.
My ears really like this so far, thanks for posting
For more technicality and melody go forward in the catalog. For more heaviness and aggression go backwards.
More like this?
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Remember folks:
Heaviness & Aggression > Technicality & Melody
this.
If you enjoyed that album then you'll definitely love the rest; that's their worst album.
that's not ITP
Sound of Perseverance is Death's worse. Fuck everything about that album.
You're a golden turd amongst shit taste.
WHAT
POO
WILL IT TAKE
TO SATISFY
YOUR
SHIT
TASTE
this thread sucks post spurdo edits
I bet you think Scream Blood Bore is the pinnacle of the genre
how about neither
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It's actually Altars
this but soijak
i'm afraid it's actually Deicide - Deicide
it's actually both
all rise
i concur, actually
Actually I changed my mind and Death's Symbolic is the best, anyone replying to this claiming to be me is an impostor and should be ignored, no returns and no take backsies
If you liked this you will love their last album once you get used to the vocals
>But Chuck did give the best head in metal. David Vincent had his Azagthoth, and everyone in Vader had Doc, but no one made a pink cock erect like Chuck. True, as the AIDS infested his throat it made it hard for him to deep throat, but even as he lay there rotting, stinking of AZT and covered with Kaposi's sarcoma, Chuck would signal with two fingers when a willing donor came into the room. All I can offer in addition to that is the fact that no sex will ever compare to colostomy hole love, especially when the hole is fresh and supple after a well-greased movement.
>We will never forget you, Chuck. Every time I hear your name my prostate aches, both for your tender heart-shaped ass and that incredibly thin, probing member we shared many times. It is heartbreaking how many things bring Chuck to mind. The sound of heavy metal. The flavor of Taco Bell food on the road. The scent of semen. The world lost not only a great musician, but a great lover, when Chuck died.
>To say Chuck was gay is incorrect. He wasn't gay, he was just open-minded, and he sought anal sex from men, boys, girls and animals alike. Anal was not his favorite. His favorite was the blowjob, and he liked to be held afterwards, with someone stroking his hair and saying, "Chuck you are king of the world."
>I will never sell the copy of Leprosy (80 grain vinyl) he left me at our last meeting. It is battered now, and reeks faintly of manpoo, and maybe it does have a few suspicious smears, but it is all I have of him. That and the memories. Those gushing, sticky, illicit, clandestine memories... Oh Chuck I miss you more than I can say.
this fucks.. ye
imagine this inna dance.. lls
What do you think Neige is doing right now?
Trimming his nails
prolly funposting
in a /meal/ thread pretending to be someone else, asking us what we think he's up to
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>But I think we can all agree no death metal band will ever top Autopsy's early works.
Absolutely based and patrician
Who else here cant fucking wait till /nbbmn/?
i cant wait til im fucking! HaHa
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but that says 2018 user
dude weed lmao
based simpleton
anyone have any more edits that are not in the imgur album?
ahaha good one
blasting pic.
is slam and bdm for wimps who can't into the morbid, deranged world of gore, so they go for the pretend stuff instead?
Nothing fancy, but extremely based
I bought the first edition of this album with the original artwork and made a bootleg of So On and So Forth 7 or 8 years ago. Get a crunchy thought to listen to it again and can't find the shit on Spotify because I'm away from my massive CD archive. Band tries to forget it's righteous shit and only plug shit from 2015 and onward.
What the fuck America?
Periphery is so bad
What's some metal that acknowledges white privilege?
This cover art is too tame. But if I post the original one, the janiggers will appear.
Are you German or something
Too bad Lord Worm dropped Rage Nucleaire entirely to dedicate his time as a teacher. His voice is still fucking gold.
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while their music is ok at best they are still cool dudes who give out production advice
I'll never know when a m*d get asshurt at something and hammer fucking everything out of no reason, even for being on topic. I'm just trying to be cautious.
why does he sing like a homo
Thanks God they blurred out the pussy.
for all of you
albino slug
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Would Gandalf's Taint be a good name for a StonerProg band?
Shit like this is why no one takes Stoner Doom seriously.
>Gandalf's anything
Gandalf's Fist already exists chum
>StonerProg
Please don't.
WALL LOOK LIKE NERVE AND BLOOD CELLS
THEY'RE TWO PATHWAYS
HOW CAN I CHOSE
I SMELL THE NEW BORN
I CHOOSE THE LEFT ONE
IT'S A NARROW PATH
BIG EGG WAS IN FRONT OF ME
I CAN TOUCH THE SOFT OF IT
EGG WAS HATCH
CUTIE FAIRY WITHOUT DRESS IS INSIDE
SHE HAS FOUR TRANSPARENT WINGS, BLUE CRYSTAL EYES
I KISS ON HER FACE
SHE HOLD MY NECK
MY ERECT DICK TOUCH HER VULVA
SLOWLY GET INSIDE
I FUCK, SUCK HER TITS
SHE STRANGLE AND PRESS ME
HER FIT CUNT PRESS MY DICK TOO
I TEAR HER WINGS OUT
BLOODSHED BACK WAS SO PAIN
SHE STILL LOVELY SUCK MY DICK
ARGHH!
ARGHH!
MOANING AND SHAKING WITH HER
SHE HARDLY PRESS ME
I FEEL A SUDDEN PANG
I FUCK HER FASTER, FAST ENOUGH FOR BLEEDING
I SHOUT IT OUT LOUD
I CUM IN HER VAGINA!
I'M AWAKE NOW
I FEEL, I'M NOT IN MY ROOM
IN BED WITH MY LITTLE SISTER
MY COCK IS IN HER CUNT
I FUCKED MY LITTLE SISTER!!
I'M SLEEPFUCKER!!
I FUCKED MY LITTLE SISTER!!
JUST TRY TO FUCK HER AGAIN!!
I FUCK, SUCK HER TITS
SHE STRANGLE AND PRESS ME
HER FIT CUNT PRESS MY DICL TOO
I TEAR HER WINGS OUT
BLOODSHED BACK WAS SO PAIN
SHE STILL LOVELY SUCK MY DICK
ARGHH!!
ARGHH!!
>StonerProg
DESTROY YOUR LIFE FOR SATAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What is some fast paced trad metal from this decade?
>no blood on the katana
what did they mean by this?
glorious nipponese steel doesn't stain
>The opening track "Silvester Anfang" was provided to the band by German electronic composer Conrad Schnitzler, after Euronymous found Schnitzler's home address and sat outside his house until he was eventually invited in.[4] Euronymous then asked Schnitzler to compose an intro for the album; rather than record a new composition Schnitzler gave Euronymous a random piece from his archives, which turned to be "Silvester Anfang".
Pure fucking autism
You mean speed metal?
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Phil Anselmo talking about the Portal boys
metal fags
>i'm 12 and just discovered mayhem
nice attempt at being contrarian, you newcomer faggot
Would you do it all for the nookie, /meal/?
I'd do it for the rööki
Was just listening to that fr
STICK IT UP YOUR YEAH
STICK IT UP YOUR YEAH
STICK IT UP YOUR YEAH
STICK IT UP YOUR YEAH
this album is pretty eh its just standard death metal nothing special at all
Nothing is safe! You're all potential targets along with everything you believe in!
We're shitting all over your labels and smashing barriers imposed upon music by the dumbed down majority!
What's more we do it with HUMOR!
We are proud to be the ONLY anti-Nazi band in all of Glasgow!
More like serendipity! It really fits in with the medieval feel of Deathcrush.
what do you think of Count Dankula
>You DO buy physical media, right, user?
What is some metal captures the feeling of finding a porn stash and a dirty mattress out in the middle of the woods so you bring your girlfriend out there for a good time but it ends up with you strangling her with chicken wire and subsequently discovering you're a necrophiliac
asking for a friend
He's a Nazi.
cannibal corpse
Cannibal corpse
He's shit, like most youtubers.
Every UKIP member and voter is a Nazi. Did you know the other Glasgow bands actually let Nazis go to their gigs?
You're not defending a Nazi, are you?
Why do you care if he's a nazi or not he's a filthy youtuber and they're all shit.
Who the fuck cares
good
>Every UKIP member and voter is a Nazi
great
>You're not defending a Nazi, are you?
nothing wrong with being one
Can I get a link to this imgur?
Nazis are faggots
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it's in the pastebin btw
So are the people that trash them. Post music or leave the general faggot.
Is metal progressive rock's retarded little brother or the cousins who experimented together in the back of a pick-up truck?
did you get beaten by one? why are you so fragile?
it is progressive rock's chad older brother
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You people kept sucking their dick so I gave them a listen. It's good.
Nah, I would never get beaten by faggots.
I'm gonna take a nap and want some atmoshit so I can relax, post some you fags.
Hard mode: less than 10k views on Youtube.
Cryptopsy or Gorguts?
the first two albums from cryptopsy > the entirety of gorguts
Cryptopsy. I do like Considered Dead and Obscura though.
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Doesn't change the fact that Atmoblack fucking sucks.
Cryptopsy sounds too technical for me. I prefer Erosion of Sanity.
yeah we know you do dumb tourist
That's also a good one.
I'm going to continue shilling that album. It's so good.
Was there actually any demand for a 90s Metallica clone?
forgot image
Wew! Suffocation!
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Someone out there wanted this, that slightly disturbs me.
Standard Death Metal? What bands are you listening to?
literally any swedish death metal band
>evil never dies
wew
Swedish Death Metal all uses that same pedal.
>shilling a 90s album that everyone has listened to
Is that even possible? People usually shill recent/more underground shit, not the classics. Are we going to get people posting "have you guys heard metallica?" now?
>Is that even possible?
>People usually shill recent/more underground shit, not the classics
Have you not seen the dopethrone shill?
>find an old album with a cool cover
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>it's glam
BASED
yeah and they all sound like gorguts
I'm going to be posting the classics no matter what. You can't tell me what to do, faggot.
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Which bands in particular?
Posting shit everyone has heard already is what ruined Yea Forums, now you want to ruin the generals?
Did somebody say Dopethrone shill?
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>r/metal bans discussion about entry level bands
>all the redditors come here
Ah. It all makes sense now.
real FLOOF hours
Ruin? lmao.
This general is ruined because someone is posting entry level bands. That makes perfect sense.
that word is so gay
>Have you not seen the dopethrone shill?
That's more of a "general culture" issue. You see people posting the same thing all the time in generals. Some anons want to force their hot new meme and be known as the "x-poster" or whatever. It doesn't help that anons here are always trying to create the next "melodeath sucks".
I didn't realise I was replying to the shartkid, sorry for the incoming spam anons.
You excited for school to start again?
Huh? I can't hear you!
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only war is real
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Best Sodom album.
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>grindcore track is longer than 45 seconds
Who wants to hear a bunch of faggots whine while you can listen to RIFFS instead?
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>prog metal
>4/4 riffs
Why are you all so racist and homophobic?
gay nigger detected
Why are you user?
I'm not
When was this last posted anyway?
Weren't we supposed to do it at the beginning of every month?
>strawpoll.me
>strawpoll.me
>strawpoll.me
melodeath is good but meloblack sucks
Could you please add RABM to the list?
black metal is already there, are you blind?
subgenres weren't all that considered, would consider another survey but it'd be a special snowflake clusterfuck
*sub-subgenres I should say or maybe "style"
Black Metal is problematic and I don't feel all that comfortable voting for a Nazi style.
>2 votes for metalcore
Where are the metalcore anons?
Your face is problematic to women
OOOOOOOOOOOOOH
HEBBY METAL
HEBBY METAL
HEBBY METAL SAMURAI
Nothing is safe! You're all potential targets along with everything you believe in!
We're shitting all over your labels and smashing barriers imposed upon music by the dumbed down majority!
What's more we do it with HUMOR!
If you want a lame, modern Rock band singing love songs or a sad conformist band from the now tamed and boring world of Punk Rock you are on the wrong page!
We still play Rock 'n' Roll properly: in other words we piss people off by being us and having fun!
We're also not bad on our instruments...
Are u the same guy that posts this album every damn metal thread..
Is this /meal/?
What are they watching
depends on the metalcore but i guess i'm one of them, but i didn't vote
What would you recommend?
Not that uncommon desu
The Space Shuttle Challenger disaster
Eurovision muted
First three Kickback albums and the early to mid 90's stuff in general for the riffy non whiny emo kind.
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this seems likely desu
So what are they watching then
your mom's sex tape
me and my gf :p
hard mode, what are they watching
>reeeee you can't discuss good, reliable, bands, keep finding obscure estonian black metal with
MSM
not because of the faggots spamming the same shitty slam metal, '[subgenre] gay' or completely irrelevant shit, nah
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ONE NIGHT IN THE LIFE OF THE LONELY
THERE'S A MIRACLE ON THE SCREEN
WHAT DID THEY SEE
SOMEBODY TO LOVEEEEEEE
>keep finding obscure estonian black metal with
hot take: Blind Guardian's last good album was Somewhere Far Beyond and their orchestral/symphonic shit like Imaginations and Nightfall are dogshit
grandpa metal is so boring, the clean vocals are gay af
but any two-bit loser can do cookie monster vokills
upload your best harsh vocals to vocaroo right now
cool vid, didn't know that song got one
that's not a hot take, that's the truth
you are wrong
t.
true, but there's more to harsh vocals than 'cookie monster' that sounds like someone belching into the mic
listen to ihsahn, akerfeldt, kidman for examples of good harsh vocals
Listen to Impetigo for supreme harsh vocals.
>but any two-bit loser can do cookie monster vokills
"oh no someone said something bad about trad! BUT WHAT ABOUT BLACK METAL THOUGH????"
STROLLING THROUGH MY BONEYARD
I hope all you're all enjoying some good metal and be rest assured that your taste is good and your test is high.
IN THE SHADOW OF THE HORNS
Except melodeath fags
supremely based
supremely samefag
supremely seething
Where were you in '79 when the dam began to burst
Did you check us out down at the local show
Were you wearing denim, wearing leather
Did you run down to the front
Did you queue for your ticket through the ice and snow
Denim and Leather
Brought us all together
It was you that set the spirit free
Denim and Leather
Brought us all together
It was you that set the spirit free
DO YOU DREAM OF PLAYING GUITAR OR SMASHING UP THE DRUMS
MAYBE YOU CAN LEARN TO PLAY THE BASS
YOU CAN ALWAYS BE A SINGER LIKE ME AND FRONT THE BAND
WHEN ON STAGE WE WAIT AT YOUR COMMAND
what the fuck
Based and vkpilled
wish someone would make one for me :/ ugh why are women so dumb bros
Its right here man
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Legit glad you guys liked it. I never get any (You)s here
based
Gackt became a sell-out whore. Take the Mana-pill
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Lol
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You already have your incel anthem, incel
angelic
*vol
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more like this?
Figarooo
I've never heard a Saxon album
i have never seen myself
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time to change that
Whats next for Zargothrax boys?
One of the worst album covers I've ever seen, the fuck is this supost to be?
end of the road for you, faggot
A successfully executed mission
why my peanus weenus of course :)
you a dog?
listen to Marduk
While the execution of the artwork leaves room to be desired, the message of it is actually highly based. It depicts a dragon dildo (which represents decadence, faggotry and general degeneracy) destroying a bridge (representing civilization and the human achievement earned through hard work and sacrifice). This is a very clear statement on the crisis we face in modern western society.
Stop putting exotic phallus up your bottom right now before you cause irreparable harm to the road infrastructure.
fuck
Autopsy aren't metal.
Kind of but not really
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Imagine larping as this guy
>why yes I am very cultured and intelligent what about you?
Carcass are not - and never have been - a metal band
>larping
he was always a faggot and Emperor is overrated shit
????
What are your thoughts about recent releases faggots
I mean people thinking or trying to be like him, because they think he is cool
>tens of thousands of nu-males emulating him
I have deep seated fears of hipsters, faggots and trannies poisoning me by serving food, shaking my hand, being within 5 ft. of me, etc.
metal for this feel?
Emperor's up to Anthems is amazing but i must concede that ihsahn is in fact a faggot
Depending on your mood, Paranoid or War Cult Supremacy
Anyone else think tankard is generic?
yes
any other doomgaze albums worth listening to?
tfw I grew out of opeth to the point that they sound like coldplay to me now.
>mfw I tag Opeth as "easy-listening"
kek
i listen to shora
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NEW THREAD
Not even some of the most famous death metal vocalists would do that
Harsh vocals sound like shit, especially so without music accompaniment