/metal/

what is he listening to?

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but that looks söy, pls this be no true

power metal

anyone have that long ass infographic of KK Warslut being a shitlord in the media

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It's done, guys, best metal album ever made, no point in going any further, see you all in the /reggae/ board.

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melodeath sucks

AT LAST I FOUND THE HALL
WALL LOOK LIKE NERVE AND BLOOD CELLS
THEY'RE TWO PATHWAYS
HOW CAN I CHOSE
I SMELL THE NEW BORN
I CHOOSE THE LEFT ONE
IT'S A NARROW PATH
BIG EGG WAS IN FRONT OF ME
I CAN TOUCH THE SOFT OF IT
EGG WAS HATCH
CUTIE FAIRY WITHOUT DRESS IS INSIDE
SHE HAS FOUR TRANSPARENT WINGS, BLUE CRYSTAL EYES
I KISS ON HER FACE
SHE HOLD MY NECK
MY ERECT DICK TOUCH HER VULVA
SLOWLY GET INSIDE
I FUCK, SUCK HER TITS
SHE STRANGLE AND PRESS ME
HER FIT CUNT PRESS MY DICK TOO
I TEAR HER WINGS OUT
BLOODSHED BACK WAS SO PAIN
SHE STILL LOVELY SUCK MY DICK
ARGHH!
ARGHH!
MOANING AND SHAKING WITH HER
SHE HARDLY PRESS ME
I FEEL A SUDDEN PANG
I FUCK HER FASTER, FAST ENOUGH FOR BLEEDING
I SHOUT IT OUT LOUD
I CUM IN HER VAGINA!
I'M AWAKE NOW
I FEEL, I'M NOT IN MY ROOM
IN BED WITH MY LITTLE SISTER
MY COCK IS IN HER CUNT
I FUCKED MY LITTLE SISTER!!
I'M SLEEPFUCKER!!
I FUCKED MY LITTLE SISTER!!
JUST TRY TO FUCK HER AGAIN!!
I FUCK, SUCK HER TITS
SHE STRANGLE AND PRESS ME
HER FIT CUNT PRESS MY DICL TOO
I TEAR HER WINGS OUT
BLOODSHED BACK WAS SO PAIN
SHE STILL LOVELY SUCK MY DICK
ARGHH!!
ARGHH!!

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I own some forestland. My garden leads out into it and I am a blackie.

youtube.com/watch?v=r-ZMJZmKhvk

melodeath sneeds

He's trying to understand why soiboyes like it.

Saw Slayer's final Chicago show last night. I am quite sore but shit was great. Anthrax and Testament where awesome too.
I saw a very overweight man with a "Hail Satan, Respect Women" shirt on, which I'm still trying to wrap my head around.
>Blasting youtube.com/watch?v=1aQgyp903Dw&list=OLAK5uy_kvTa_ZZ0cPlSeUr-dMkILHSU5vnPg6qL4&index=4
Thanks to the fag who posted this last thread, shit's great

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ᵒᵖᵉnᵗʰᵉᵍᵃᵗᵉˢ

altars

can someone explain the phenomenom that is butt metal, what is considered buttmetal

Satanic Warmaster is like what you get when somebody who absolutely worships black metal and metal in general masterfully combines elements from all the classic BM bands (and some other influences) and in the spirit of true BM and Satanism added his own essence to it.
Pure passion and real Satanic ideology.

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Death to all butt metal

radio-friendly tough-guy riffless, commercial pop-rock for 29 y/o single mothers who chain smoke (and the chads that dicked them down when they were 15)

why yes, i do have an above average iq, how could you tell?
youtube.com/watch?v=6J4Ye7nRT0s

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Just got a job so I'm moving to Japan in 6 months. What do I need to know about the metal scene? I've been studying for 5 years and can hold basic conversations/read, so getting involved isn't a problem.

what are some comfy forest rock albums?

>radio-friendly tough-guy riffless

got any bands that fit that narrow gap besides nickelback

i guess 5fdp would be a band that fits also

talk about babymetal when around brainlet normies, talk about dir en grey when around pretentious snobs
all you need to know

Sabbat rules, a lot of jap bands use Nazi imagery for shock value.

Also Galneryus and Sigh

Get to know at least the most important jap metal bands like X Japan, Anthem, Loudness, Show-Ya, Abigail, Sigh, Galneryus, Boris, Versailles.

Church of Misery, Stoner Doom Gods.

You've been Runemagickpilled.

I love Sabbat, Abigail, Barbatos, Sigh, and Church of Misery, as well as Self-Deconstruction, Coffins, Anatomia, and Transgressor. Actually, I've been considering messaging one of the above bands to see if they know any metalfags looking to do language exchange; my current penpals are all normalfags; it'd be cool if I could exchange bands while practicing.
Apart from Anatomia and Transgressor, does Japan have good DM bands? I lean towards death-metal, and it seems like they're kind of lacking in that area

youtube.com/watch?v=xaPqptjv5oI
deathrash
melodeath edition

What's he doing with a banana in his left hand?

huh

Going to shove it up your ass.

Check "Related Artists" on their Encyclopedia Metallum pages.

what are some comfy forest rock albums?

Norland 1 & 2 by Bathory

I do, that's actually how I found Transgressor (from Anatomia, they share a lot of members.) I've checked out a few other bands, but they're usually subpar brutal and/or slam. I assume there's probably some more underground DM bands floating around, but I have yet to find any

Simian Warmaster

needs the Mystik s/t from this year

recommendations for bands with 80s hardcore punk style vocals over metal riffs?

any nu-metal

Galneryus

what kind of vocals do you have in mind, show us an example

youtube.com/watch?v=weGJ1kfUkkA

What are the best leftist BM bands? I'm trying to get into BM

neckbeard deathcamp

Katharsis and Summoning

grand belial's key, thor's hammer and dark fury spring to mind

the soi sippers

Stop shilling your pathetic excuse of a band.

>the soi sippers

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Is this bait? Why do you care about a band's politics if it isn't in the music? Just listen to what's good.

conservahicks keep shooting themselves in the foot

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Imagine being an SJW cuck and having to live with the fact that NSBM bands objectively blow your faggot ass RABM cuckoldry out of the water
How embarrassing. Leave metal to the real men

t. has no notion of how humor works whatsoever

the left can't meme

Lads.

Iskra, Panopticon, Sakgos, WIITR, Ancst, Dawn Ray'd
there are plenty of BM bands that have publically denounced NS bullshit though, like Gorgoroth, Summoning, Dark Funeral

Mayhem

Funny thing is Mayhem sucks too.

>Europeans go to sleep
>Ameritards immediately start shitting up the thread with their politics

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Forgot about Butcher ABC as well, they're pretty good. youtube.com/watch?v=YGLqF5aTbWY
Anyone know what shows are like? Does shit get wild with pits and drunkfags everywhere, or do they just sort of stand around headbanging? I'm cool with either, though I doubt anyone could stand still for this: youtube.com/watch?v=FI1oOs_iDbs

imagine listening to right wing pagan fag atmoshit instead of grimy caveman war oughs

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based

>Summoning
>hey guys democracy is better than fascism
>left wing

By that logic burzum is leftist because both Varg and Euronymous were saying they liked the evil that Stalin did.They were just being intentionally evil. There's a difference.

>People actually care about the political affiliattions of musicians.

Ah, so they were just deviantart tier spergs, I see

Edgelords.

Euronymous actually was a communist activist though. I think he quit his party because he decided they were too humanistic.

holy bogogoy

He probably realized they were retards that actually thought they'd make the world better

Well he only joined because he thought they would make the world worse and looked forward to it so it was retardation all around.

heil jamal, sire

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dilate

better than most bm vocalists 2bh

What did you blast this week?

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I want to fuck this little twink.

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Your little sister, anally. Notice how she was walking funny and making a face and scratching her butt when she thought no one was looking?

not him but this is NEEDLESSLY provocative and rude

Misfits tattoo?

Nothing is safe! You're all potential targets along with everything you believe in!
We're shitting all over your labels and smashing barriers imposed upon music by the dumbed down majority!
What's more we do it with HUMOR!
If you want a lame, modern Rock band singing love songs or a sad conformist band from the now tamed and boring world of Punk Rock you are on the wrong page!
We still play Rock 'n' Roll properly: in other words we piss people off by being us and having fun!
We're also not bad on our instruments...

m.soundcloud.com/michael-od

americans
you can tell by their retarded definition of left and right

Bong here. My co-workers talk about "problematic" music.

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It's actually pretty funny to think about
>ah yes, good idea, we'll pretend to support the fags so they can spread AIDS and we gain their trust before we gulag them...

One of you told me this was good, while in fact, being boring and meandering. I want to know who It was so I can shove a hot iron up their ass

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these guys look like they've never gotten laid

Imagine how much better the world would be if Euronymous had managed to kill varg instead of vise-versa.
That little Sami fuck, we could have had flying cars and colonized Mars by now.

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Dude on the top right probably has felt some over the shirt titties.

>it's a year one listeners debate varg vs. euronymous episode
bye

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It was more that he looked up to mass murdering psychopaths like Stalin and Ceaușescu and wanted to be them when he grew up.. it's a lot sadder than you make it sound.

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Youtube being retarded with music for anyone else? It's not allowing me to access the sound or time dial thingies.
>Blasting youtube.com/watch?v=NBC_N7fNW_w

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>Euronymous was gay because I said so.

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this is more struggling to find dry wood to keep your 1700s family from freezing to death in your log cabin rock

Hershel from the Walking Dead if he shaved to cope with male pattern baldness.

>not looking up to mass murdering psychopats

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He pioneered something very powerful because of how evil was. I might not be as evil as him, but it speaks to a deep darkness inside me

Thoughts on this?

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youtube.com/watch?v=IArBw3XIzF4

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>I might not be as evil as him, but it speaks to a deep darkness inside me

Thanks, needed a chuckle this evening.

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I am evil incarnate.

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GOOD CAVEBRO. ÖÖGH, BROTHER!
youtube.com/watch?v=VfOgHyHWiTk
youtube.com/watch?v=j3NYrnanq-c
youtube.com/watch?v=BHqM4j3Cuns

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Thanks for the reminder... haven't heard that in years.

No! I am evil incarnate.

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you guys
youtube.com/watch?v=hroBlzcWRs8

heavier than 99% of the tryhard shit itt

You're all fucking plebs for not appreciating my musical genius!
Pearls before swine!

Sounds like Helix.

Some tracks are better than on their other albums.

Lord of All Fevers version sounds sick on this one

gloryhammer

Well if you don't like prog metal you won't enjoy it
Did you hear their debut as well

Good stuff.
Also,
WHAT BLASTIN' ?

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I wasn't joking. Black metal is an expression of evil, we all have evil inside of us

youtube.com/watch?v=TZPc_OibQMk

>Black metal is an expression of evil, we all have evil inside of us

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>Black metal is an expression of evil, we all have evil inside of us

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dragonforce

I like to jerk off while listening to metal.

thanks for posting

Do you match to the snare?
youtube.com/watch?v=HNIfDPKZGTY

>Black metal is an expression of evil, we all have evil inside of us

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W-we do?

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>Black metal is an expression of evil, we all have evil inside of us

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Wonder how drunk he is there... it's Norway in the summer so that could be 11:30 PM for all we know.

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Someone's feelings got hurt.

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>listen to a new band
>they sound pretty good
>look for images or videos of the band
>they wear corpse paint
>well thats kind of gay

am i the only one turned off by corpse paint?
I mean, they can dress however they want but it always comes across as really over the top and melodramatic.

>90148140

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I'm a metalhead but don't play any instruments.

Do you at least lift?
youtube.com/watch?v=6syzYg6VhLE

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imagine thinking that men wearing literal makeup is cool and evil

No. I go for walks occasionally and I'm on a low carb diet.

Yeah it is really dumb but I honestly don't care. I neither choose nor avoid music because of fashion.

Why is darkthrone so based bros?

They grew out of the juvenile aspects of the subculture and kept the cool parts.

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They don't give a fuck and keep doing what they want.

Your body and I would appreciate it if you started lifting if you wear band shirts. It kind of makes the scene look bad when there's a lot of people who aren't strong or at least athletic walking around. If you don't that's ok too I guess.
>Blasting youtube.com/watch?v=becyY7v34vA

Söythrone were shitty trendhoppers since day one. Now ted and fenriz are the alternative lifestyle romantic life partner commandeers of a mob of ironic torch wielding söyboys who claim to be all about CULT, OLDSCHOOL METAL even though they only just discovered Agent Steel and Manilla Road in the last 5 years
It must suck only being remembered for Transilvanian Hunger and Under a Funeral Moon, which are just shitty imitations of Burzum

Söyside Journey: generic Swedish style DM album #928192819

A Blaze in the Söythern Sky: "now we're kvlt black metal because Euronymous said black metal is cool!!!! nevermind the songs are still basically death metal riff salads that happen to have some Mayhem ripoff riffs tossed in!"

Under a Söyneral Moon: MUH ICY GUITAR. it's SUPPOSED to sound thin and weak! that's the point!

Söysilvanian Hunger: wow, it's like Burzum, except without any of the dynamics or songwriting or interesting use of feedback and distortion! And the first pressing has a REALLY EDGY message in the liner notes haha but don't worry they weren't serious!!!!! they were kidding around!!! (Fenriz needs non-white people's money too!)

Panzersöy: the "we're out of ideas" album

All the pure BM albums after that are even more uninspired than the C-rate Darkthrone clones coming out around the same time like Craft and Katharsis.truly pathetic.

Then they went comedy rock, and that's where they remain today.

Fuck fenjizz. Fuck Cockturnal Culto. Fuck söythrone.

I used to be really turned off by makeup, then I just stopped caring about it and only about the music. My prejudices stopped me from listening to stuff like the cure and when I did I wanted to kill myself for what I was missing.

>Planet Satan
based

> caring what other men look like

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What are some comfy forest rock albums?

> third times a charm

Metal isn't supposed to be comfy.

idk bro listen to some ulver or something

I would start lifting If I knew how to do it properly. I don't want to go to the gym and look like a retard.

same

not the one user you're talking to, but most gyms offer a free couple of sessions with a personal trainer. Go to the gym and ask them to show you the three essential lifts (bench, squat, and deadlift) and then you can have fuckaroundosis until you build your own schedule, and learn what your body responds well to.

Nah Reverend Bizarre aren't onions, they even made the circle of true doom to separate traditional doom from onions doom.

You are going to look like a retard anyway; your parents being brother and sister accomplished that.

heh it's actually my fourth time. pic related is comfy, metal, but not forest rock. what i'm looking for is forest rock that's comfy.

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uh oh he posted the bearded boy!! haha

dumb excuse, do it at home
all a man needs is a floor, a pull up bar and a couple of dumbbells; bench press rack is a nice bonus if you have the room but not strictly necessary

name one routine you can do with that shit equipment

>uh oh he posted the bearded boy!! haha

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>just a bit dated for It's time, much heavier Doom was out at the time
Reverend Bizarre never tried to be the heaviest band ever, that's for stoner doom shit.

I simply prefer metalfags to be seen as masculine goodtimer bikerfags, rather than unkempt nerdfags. I've brought the occasional curious normalfag to shows with me, and there's a pride when most people there look more like right rather than left.
Fit Sticky: liamrosen.com/fitness.html
Plenty of youtubers have form technique videos, but here's this guy youtube.com/watch?v=rT7DgCr-3pg
If you don't wanna do the gym, you can get decently far with calisthenics and dumbbells at home
amazon.com/Durable-Multi-Function-Power-Station-Fitness/dp/B07DJ8W4CT/ref=asc_df_B07DJ8W4CT/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=241933245780&hvpos=1o5&hvnetw=g&hvrand=6483777206426347960&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9018858&hvtargid=aud-800640527683:pla-649261378957&psc=1

this guys on a roll! it's almost like he lets himself be influenced by stale rage comic tier memes. shame is a powerful emotion, but what are you so guilty about, bearded boy?

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>mfw just found out The Great Southern Trendkill has never been played live
fuck phil and his fucking retarded ass for fucking up his health and his voice

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Fuck, forgot picture

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If you haven't already you should give this album a listen

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pull ups, push ups(or bench press), squats, sit ups, curls, scaptions; finish with a plank

>I simply prefer metalfags to be seen as

Stopped readiig there.

>meloshit
leave

Good for you

>Shitting on something by the genre alone

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>>Shitting on something by the genre alone

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>hasn't heard enough meloshit to know it's bad enough to shit on by proxy

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I do agree most melodeath sucks but some of it is actually quite good

Here's what I got for Excercise:
Deadlift
Squat
Benchpress
Fuck the gym. I want to do everything at home.
What equipment do I need and what other techniques should I add?

What's some "Old Horror movie-like" Metal?

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turn that frown upside down user

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I don't understand how this and pic related are in the same fucking category. There are tons of examples of melodic death that are GOOD.

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sex 1x1

I miss this.

youtube.com/watch?v=MsrcU7qaytQ

For that, Squat Rack, Bench, Plates, Bar. Some sort of mat for DL if you don't wanna fuck up your floor.
You'll definitely want to add Overhead Press, and I recommend situps, pull ups, chin ups, and calf-raises for accessories.
>On an unrelated note, I really enjoyed this album

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Sure, some melodeath is good, like , Intestine Baalism and Arghoslent, but Amorphis in 2018 is not, however.

name 6

At least give one song a listen user
youtu.be/xf_4uvymwRw

>massive NUCLEAR BLAST shitstain on thumbnail
I listened to the full albyum last year. It's pretty awful.

90s Amorphis was good though.

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I heard pull ups are the best from of exercise. It uses pretty much all your muscles.
What about a spotter?

To each their own I guess

just die

lmao

Based

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I don't know that many bands but Early Black Dahlia Murder, Exmortus, The Absence, but then I start bleeding into *core bands so fine, you win. But there are good examples of melodeath that is technical and enjoyable.

Where would metal be without punk?

Manning up the thread with real metal
youtu.be/EPFy9qK_CHE

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See the post below yours.

I assume someone would've thought of playing fast & ugly at some point. If not I guess we'd mostly have nwobhm.

Probably would've stayed biker-hippie core, which is good or bad depending on you're perspective
I like my violent death metal, so I'm happy it worked out this way
>Blasting youtube.com/watch?v=nAgtVe8OYLo

tips fedora

is it a ballsack?

So what's the story here, are people just knocking off the Batushka name and just releasing albums?

Iron Maiden - Iron Maiden

Arghoslent, Intestine Baalism, The Black Dahlia Murder, Eucharist, the Excretion and Cromlech demos, Runemagick if you count them and early Amorphis, one Sentenced album

Cathedral

gun to your head thye ask you for a meal album that fucking rips what do you plaY?

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Demolition Hammer debut

george lucas im sorry dont send your cgi abominations after me

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Listen to Powerwolf.

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No thanks

>gunman laughs so hard he disarms himself and you fistfuck him and with the gun and then empty the mag and fuck the corpse whilst spurting cum through the exit wounds
sounds about right

That got weird.

why not?

For Those Once Loyal

Because if I'm listening to EUPM I'd rather listen to something that isn't an entirely riffless somehow more overproduced D-rate Sabaton but lacking the decent lyrical content

Gorguts
youtube.com/watch?v=q4juigf6Xp0

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most bolt thrower is underrated

Suffocation
youtube.com/watch?v=P8iinvFR1a0

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How is this so good?

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Devourment
youtube.com/watch?v=sWhJ-swVXV8

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yup, those are all bands/songs. Whats you're fucking point?

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At this point I can't tell if it's chartfag or just someone larping as him because of how predictable the fucking schizo is. Either way don't give them (you)s

This is the best metal album.

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Baalsbub
youtube.com/watch?v=iDz-4011-zg

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Excoriation
youtube.com/watch?v=XhoRkpyANMk

>literally pots and pans
Are they even trying anymore?

Cerebral Incubation
youtube.com/watch?v=mwB2Fp_FBEw

Have some more.
youtube.com/watch?v=ooKsHiB6vFQ

>Oh boy, I can't wait to listen to the new mid-paced, bone chilling slow burn with a "say more with less" approach, dissonant, dread-inducing, atmospheric, vile, aesthetically heavy craft by post-horror auteur with a doom metal edge, suspenseful build up with strong songwriting and gradual feeling of escalation, thick and chunky, dark and eerie, claustrophobic, filthy, bloodcurdling, skin-crawling, soul shaking and a nerve-wracking exercise in persistently looming dread where tension and anxiety permeates every note, hardcore influenced, cavernous death metal album without dishonest, infantile, or cheap riffing or solos released on Dark Descent, 20 Buck Spin, and Maggot Stomp!

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>posted the front cover of a goregrind album
>got banned
How the fuck am I supposed to post about literally any goregrind album?

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Disgorge
youtube.com/watch?v=iheDTkzKADU

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you don't because goregrind is poopoo

All grind genres are a meme.

Babykiller
youtube.com/watch?v=ES_RXRuFNVw

Which version sounds better?
youtube.com/watch?v=cxxS8xmDRzA

Can't wait for half the fucking thread to disappear once someone catches a ban

Slam motherfucker.
youtube.com/watch?v=pKmfbhxYj2s

Grindcore is a respectable genre

Ban for what?

>which version sounds better
the BTW version
This slam is better
youtube.com/watch?v=XN-ZWGF2IIY

>decide to start a tinder for the fuck of it
>actually get some matches with real people despite no effort put into profile
>realize music will probably be a subject that comes up in conversation
I suddenly regret many of my CD purchases.

I am going to fuck all the bitches and get an STD

No shame, just try not to flip the table when she inevitably says "Oh so you listen to screamo?"

I like how these Slam videos constantly shake.

This sounds like Incantation trying to play Slam.

>checked
but also, how else would you know it's heavy? Also peep this shit, if it doesn't start at the right time, start it at 50:40
\youtu.be/S3UzFgzS7ps?t=3040

lmao. They use the camera to go along with the music.

so fanny Xd

>overproduced slam
>chartfag
Are there any OSDM or GÖRE niggas in here or what
youtube.com/watch?v=Fd6kVBrcBOI
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youtube.com/watch?v=VOfoRd--b2g
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Devourment, Baalsebub, Disgorge, Suffocation, Cephalotripsy, Cerebral Incubation, the list goes on...

tripcodes are for faggots

Thanks for the newsflash, faggot

not sure he was joking

I love you too, darling.

Yes. You have good taste, as well.

What's the best Cannibal Corpse album?

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>I love you too, darling.

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Eaten Back to Life

Yes. I wear my sunglasses at night.

Not this one.

Yeah probably right.

You guys are probably right. Have some riffs.
youtube.com/watch?v=PLYSGMIdIJ8

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>"have some riffs," he says, posting the album they'd all agreed is the best, thus being well aware they were all familiar with the album
Were you born without a frontal lobe?

I only like this album because of the constant blast beats.
youtube.com/watch?v=UOvNd53sS78

George > Barnes

Also, make sure to ignore retards and post Riffs.
youtube.com/watch?v=pVRWeVcFo5Q

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George wasn't in Ace Ventura so he's not as good

Excellent.
youtube.com/watch?v=OuZhNN9KRV8

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This is the best Death album hands down.
youtube.com/watch?v=uiSTpOBC9ac

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Thank you chartanon for these very underground albums you're posting. It sure is adding to conversations in here, and I'm sure nobody here had heard of such obscure bands such as Cannibal Corpse, Bathory, Mayhem and Death before!

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It strikes the right balance of being BROOTAL and having good songwriting and solos. Also the vocals are legendary

But Chuck did give the best head in metal. David Vincent had his Azagthoth, and everyone in Vader had Doc, but no one made a pink cock erect like Chuck. True, as the AIDS infested his throat it made it hard for him to deep throat, but even as he lay there rotting, stinking of AZT and covered with Kaposi's sarcoma, Chuck would signal with two fingers when a willing donor came into the room. All I can offer in addition to that is the fact that no sex will ever compare to colostomy hole love, especially when the hole is fresh and supple after a well-greased movement.

We will never forget you, Chuck. Every time I hear your name my prostate aches, both for your tender heart-shaped ass and that incredibly thin, probing member we shared many times. It is heartbreaking how many things bring Chuck to mind. The sound of heavy metal. The flavor of Taco Bell food on the road. The scent of semen. The world lost not only a great musician, but a great lover, when Chuck died.

To say Chuck was gay is incorrect. He wasn't gay, he was just open-minded, and he sought anal sex from men, boys, girls and animals alike. Anal was not his favorite. His favorite was the blowjob, and he liked to be held afterwards, with someone stroking his hair and saying, "Chuck you are king of the world."

I will never sell the copy of Leprosy (80 grain vinyl) he left me at our last meeting. It is battered now, and reeks faintly of manpoo, and maybe it does have a few suspicious smears, but it is all I have of him. That and the memories. Those gushing, sticky, illicit, clandestine memories... Oh Chuck I miss you more than I can say.

You're welcome. Check out this hidden gem.
youtube.com/watch?v=WOoGlgg5zcE

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I was waiting for this post thanks.

Why do you prefer that over scream bloody gore, besides you being a flaming fucking turboretard?

Leprosy is more consistent. Both are still excellent, though.
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Went to the Maiden show last night, Fozzy opened and basically lip synced to backing tracks. It was shameful.

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>Fozzy

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>more consistent
What are the bad tracks off SBG, and how do they out-bad the drum sound on Leprosy?

They were a complete joke, shitty radio metal that can't play live.

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There's nothing bad about it. I just prefer Leprosy.

youtu.be/df15ezA-CyI

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>80 grain vinyl
this is the most nonsensical and best bit of this copypasta desu

You just implied it was inconsistent, at least be consistent and retarded instead of just retarded

No, I'm pretty sure Batushka made Hospodi.

Based very good album

It doesn't matter. Just relax and listen to metal.

Fuck, you people have to over analyze everything. Just fucking listen to metal.

>discussion about metal in the metal thread doesn't matter. here, have albums you've discussed a hundred times and listened to a thousand

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I don't care.

What's the best DM album of the 2010's?

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EQUIMANTHORN
youtube.com/watch?v=hF4oXZuzaDQ

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You have taste, my good man.

fuck off

Here's my top three.
youtube.com/watch?v=b816nyAvqZA
youtube.com/watch?v=oHjPmFVZ5W8
youtube.com/watch?v=vNz_QfFdhpQ
I always thought your pic related was brickwalled to the point where it becomes hard to listen to, and I think it's like 10 minutes too long. It ends up feeling like early Psycroptic but cleaner and without the batshit insane vocalist. The interludes are really good though, I wish I liked the rest of the record as much.

This is a pretty based album cover. lmao.

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mention psycroptic one more time and i will kill you

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I will fuck your mom the butt in a minute. kek.

Oh shit, I didn't even know they had a falling out, no wonder litourgiya is way better

You are an Alpha Male.

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This is good

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SHITPOSTER AND ANTI-CHRIST

>leftist
>intentionally being evil
same thing