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melodeath sucks
That band you like sucks. I don't know how anyone can enjoy such shit.
POST BIG BOI RIFFS
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Megadeth fans play "underdogs" as usual, which is hilarious since they jerk the most overrated band in the most overrated scene.
Rust in Peace is hugely overrated by tourists and tradcucks who think wank and melody equals good. apart for the opener, it's just boring, not even as fun as Peace Sells.
>Overrated.
>Overrated.
>Overrated.
Basing your opinions on what other people think. Your insecurity seethes forth.
USPM sucks
nice strawman. I base my opinion on what I heard, and it was average. I just think Megadeth fans are a joke
>*Blocks your path*
You have 3 seconds to post the best OSDM album or I blow your brains out, cuck
Reminder that Bjorn "Speed" Strid has been featured on songs by almost 100 different bands
You base most of you argument on fans and RIP being overrated. Yeah, your opinion, sure.
post obscure but still top tier dsbm
RIP is a perfect album. there isn't one fucking second of wank. it's the most opposite from boring an album could be. every song is totally unique sounding, creative, structured differently from each other, and filled with memorable riffs and solos (partly due to their melodic nature). in fact holy wars is probably the weakest track
peace sells is good as fuck but superstitious is filler and there's a number of really similar riffs
this is 1991 does this count
Besides this I don't care much about Dismember, DESU.
indecent and obscene is just as good if not better
Consuming Impulse, no contest.
CREEPING IN THE SOFT WARM CAVE
AT LAST I FOUND THE HALL
WALL LOOK LIKE NERVE AND BLOOD CELLS
THEY'RE TWO PATHWAYS
HOW CAN I CHOSE
I SMELL THE NEW BORN
I CHOOSE THE LEFT ONE
IT'S A NARROW PATH
BIG EGG WAS IN FRONT OF ME
I CAN TOUCH THE SOFT OF IT
EGG WAS HATCH
CUTIE FAIRY WITHOUT DRESS IS INSIDE
SHE HAS FOUR TRANSPARENT WINGS, BLUE CRYSTAL EYES
I KISS ON HER FACE
SHE HOLD MY NECK
MY ERECT DICK TOUCH HER VULVA
SLOWLY GET INSIDE
I FUCK, SUCK HER TITS
SHE STRANGLE AND PRESS ME
HER FIT CUNT PRESS MY DICK TOO
I TEAR HER WINGS OUT
BLOODSHED BACK WAS SO PAIN
SHE STILL LOVELY SUCK MY DICK
ARGHH!
ARGHH!
MOANING AND SHAKING WITH HER
SHE HARDLY PRESS ME
I FEEL A SUDDEN PANG
I FUCK HER FASTER, FAST ENOUGH FOR BLEEDING
I SHOUT IT OUT LOUD
I CUM IN HER VAGINA!
I'M AWAKE NOW
I FEEL, I'M NOT IN MY ROOM
IN BED WITH MY LITTLE SISTER
MY COCK IS IN HER CUNT
I FUCKED MY LITTLE SISTER!!
I'M SLEEPFUCKER!!
I FUCKED MY LITTLE SISTER!!
JUST TRY TO FUCK HER AGAIN!!
I FUCK, SUCK HER TITS
SHE STRANGLE AND PRESS ME
HER FIT CUNT PRESS MY DICL TOO
I TEAR HER WINGS OUT
BLOODSHED BACK WAS SO PAIN
SHE STILL LOVELY SUCK MY DICK
ARGHH!!
ARGHH!!
Not that it's bad. But it doesn't have the tightness of LAEFS
>You base most of you argument on fans and RIP being overrated. Yeah, your opinion, sure.
keep lying, you fucking retard,
Keep denying reality.
On the contrary I think RIP is UNDERrated
that's some inspired artwork right there
t. RYM reviewer jerking on his big 4 classics
>every song is totally unique sounding, creative, structured differently from each other, and filled with memorable riffs and solos
yeah except most of album is verse chorus verse and this automatically destroys your point. and Friedman solos are just wank
So these are the retards who say RIP is overrated, huh? 7 out of the 9 songs on the album don't even have a chorus you fuckstick.
Imagine believing that the solo at the end of Lucretia is "just wank"
I don't know how you count, but it doesn't even matter, most of those songs that don't have a chorus simply have a bridge instead. it still goes like "intro with cool riffs, immediately go into singing verse to some average thrash, spice up with bridge/solo here and there".
Holy Wars actually breaks this bore before it becomes a drag by cutting the song in two parts. at 40 minutes, this album is still overlong. Hangar 18 has a break so it's ok too but still meh.
half of this album could be discarded safely, because it's just buttrock.
Ritual of Infinity
I said Friedman solos, you dimwit
osdm sucks
>make retarded claim
>get called out
>backpedal and try to change what you meant
at this point it's clear you've listened to the album maybe once and can't remember it at all. just the shut the fuck up already
>backpedal
really nigger? let's see >Friedman solos are just wank
still lying to protect your buttmetal? fuck off then
>but it doesn't even matter, most of those songs that don't have a chorus simply have a bridge instead
>not backpedaling
try listening to the fucking album you goddamn retard
Best post ITT.
> If you are an American, you simply don't have it in you spiritually to grasp black metal
>BERRIES
>seething nordcucks
black metal is for north europe gas station waiters
power metal is for bright eyed big brained wizards
I'll bet you chug grugs couldn't even write a hello world in C, WITH instruction.
alcohol ridden low IQ wienerds
high pitched vocals = high IQ
>drink drink drink
OOUUGH im so depressed ugghhh
better listen to Pestulent Fester again uggghh
not always
such beauty in darkness just like my black soul
>drink drink
fuck
im not going to make my gas station shift
Some black is alright
death is worse in every aspect
But even the best black barely scratches 130.
falsetto vocals are high test and high IQ
>posts album that proves his point
>not always
ok
>he thinks tsop is high IQ
IQ rank
power > trve black > trad > symphonic > prog > buttblack > death > thrash
>>not always
I can't name the high IQ black, but it's there.
screeching about your feelings over some sweet solos is about the smartest way you can make music, user
>Americans' idea of spiritual contact with Nature is picking berries
High IQ black metal you say?
chek'd
strijd is vastly inferior to latter sammath like dodengang or godless arrogance
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This album is not black metal.
Sigh is fucking excellent, which almost certainly means that most people here hate them.
altars of madness or nespithe
Mental Funeral. No contest.
No. Brutal DM is not Old School DM.
I'm gonna get fucking roasted for that BDM opinion; I know it.
Sure it is.
It definitely isn't.
Maybe your IQ just isn't high enough.
Maybe you're just a tourist who doesn't even know what black metal is.
Satan Satan Satan
I love Satan!!
kill yourself wojakposting trannie
You may not like it, but Sigh is what peak black metal performance sounds like.
>Extremey memey I love Satan!
I like it. That doesn't change the fact that it's not black metal.
coroner as a whole is underrated
Just because an album happens to have funky synths, reggae beats, and classical piano, that doesn't mean it's not trve.
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Indeed. But Imaginary Sonicscape is still not black metal.
I think I finally get what you're saying. It's not black metal. It's High IQ black metal, a different distinction for us patricians.
Is DSBM high IQ?
Threadly reminder to give a listen to this album
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LISTEN METALUCIFER NOW!
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NO EXCUSES!
It's avant-garde metal. It has no more in common with black metal than Iron Maiden does.
What are some based christfag bands or albums that even an atheist can enjoy? Pic highly related.
A ritual so evil, the bloodiest orgy
That involved the speading of a curse
Vile than mankind know.
Let the children come to me
Their mother loves me, so shall they
Woman, bleeding, ate my gifts
Man was close behind
Just like a snake I'm slithering
Through my world divine
And like the cat I'm stalking
I'll take your soul and you'll be like me
In emptiness
In emptiness.
The blockhead caveman riffs are ok, but a dime a dozen. If you need tempo changes every 5 seconds to 'keep things interesting' you know it really sucks
>caring about religious allegiance in your music
only politicsmusic fags are worse desu
Unbelievable work. His demo last year was insane too
Word.
I like NSBM, Crust Punk and Grindcore all the same.
Anti-Christian in japan
It's like being anti-Shintoist in Poland
Imagine being anti-Jewish in the USA.
Lets talk about Mexico.
Any bands you like from there?
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Calling for me
the urge to force a large knife through your skin and insert it again and again (x2)
just to see your blood smeared on your face
and then splattered on me
ME!
Creeping
through the dark streets
enter the morgue with a hunger for meat
fuck the
newly deceased
I need the ones that been dead for ten weeks.
>1:24
I
begin to feel bile collect in my throat
this liquid filled infant is sure to please me
I thrust my red knife in its half decayed chest
I'll begin with the heart
then devour the REST!
are there adults who unironically enjoy this?
how much of a manchild do you have to be to write these lyrics and music?
>1:45
I had to kill you to fulfil my needs
Now I must fuck you to enhance the deed
Blood smeared on my hard cock
then smeared on your ass
reduce your form
to a Vomitous Mass.
Slam motherfucker.
This is really good
All her toys wore out in black and her boys had too
She started to hate every nigger and Jew
Every Mexican that gave her a lotta shit
Every homosexual and the idle rich.
Correct. In my teens I found it more hit and miss, now I think it rips. I probably prefer Toxicity, but S/T is very, very good.
skip to 2:40 to hear the best riff ever made
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To be fair, at least one of these anons is an actual kid
>posting metal makes you a kid
@90137963
Seethe more kid
Growling vocals are the stupidest meme to happen to metal and ruined so much potentially good music.
Hey guys, I'm a kid for posting metal.
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burping into a mic and slapping the drums
Seething
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>this is "black metal"
This is just lousy thrash.
These albums are incredible.
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good
garbage
>mfw I'm proving I'm not a kid by getting defensive and acting like a child
And what have you contributed, my good man?
Get off of /metal/ and never come back.
Nothing is safe! You're all potential targets along with everything you believe in!
We're shitting all over your labels and smashing barriers imposed upon music by the dumbed down majority!
What's more we do it with HUMOR!
If you want a lame, modern Rock band singing love songs or a sad conformist band from the now tamed and boring world of Punk Rock you are on the wrong page!
We still play Rock 'n' Roll properly: in other words we piss people off by being us and having fun!
We're also not bad on our instruments...
S/T is a little too goofy for me. Steal This Album is probably my fave, but Toxicity is very, very good.
I thought /metal/ liked Slamming Brutal Death Metal.
WHAT ARE YOU FAGGOTS BLASTING!?
How does The Gallery not have riffs? Have you actually listened to it?
power = high IQ
I find STA very good in parts but really inconsistent, which given that a lot of it is B-sides from toxicity isn't too surprising.
Pedo music
don't reply to bait pls
I don't know either this or Cadaver - Hallucinating Anxiety or God Macabre - The Winterlong
It keeps you busy.
Why is this album so fucking praised? It fucking sucks shit cock. The vocalists sound like shit and the only song that has decent riffs is the title track.
u are gay
Thanks for explaining why you like it user
It's okay. Definitely not my favourite of theirs.
I did a library cleanup recently and I only kept Winds of Creation
slam is like /meal/'s slightly retarded but lovable little brother
he can be a pain a lot of the time, but he also does some hilarious shit
high iq
what is the best website to buy metal patches for europeans??
Only Russian
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deathrash
swedish edition
How popular are the bands you're looking for?
this or Deicide's S/T
Going for the one
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Not so obscure, but it should get more recognition
Great album
Based
it's our resident schizo/autist
you can find him if you see a guy posting Gorguts, Suffocation, and Devourment, especially if it's in the same post
>getting pleb filtered by paul baloff
:)
Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO FUCK *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~
It should be the tits from X-Japan's Vanishing Vision
it's just thrash metal riff #3
What is this
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>female vocalists
what's some coombrain metal?
I would vote to keep Carnival is Forever too, were it not already too late
but not much of value was lost, to be desu fampai
cringe
Depends. I vse Depressive Illusions, Scythe Productions and Pull The Plug. I am also Evropean, bvt SP and PTP aren't. Nice selection tho.
Paragon Impure - Sade
More videos like Call of The Wintermoon?
kys faggot
ure literally a fucking jew, kys
Was the Marquis de Sade the original coomer?
The Black Satans, except the irony is turned up to 11
Thought Three Bastards was fucking phenomenal. Will give the rest of the album a listen.
Mostly Black metal ranging from Burzum to Leviathan
Anybody else can't listen to certain bands anymore because of how redpilled and /pol/tarded you have become? For example I can't listen to Necrophagist anymore knowing it was made by a Turk in Germany, can't listen to Archgoat because it was made by a bunch of half-poos from Finland, and the same for Russian bands because of international politics.
cringe
No, I'm not an idiot
turn your computer off and go outside you retard
Have sex.
Any of you guys watching Rauta? His interviews are nice.
Etsy might have some stores that sell patches located in the EU but I'm not sure
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go to tshirtslayer
>not being an american frontierman chad.
Seethe, skandicuck
ANOTHER LIFE BEGINS
SO SUFFER ENDLESSLY
YOU'LL BURN IN HELL
FOR ETERNITYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Has anyone seen Devin Townsend on his current tour? Anyone know how long his show lasts?
I need to figure out if I can get on a plane/train by the time the show is over.
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That's black metal ranging from A to B.
why would u pay to see reddit in musical form?
I liked him before you started using reddit as a buzzword.
And because I want to.
effigy of the forgotten
>his
>obvious leftoid false flag trying to project his nsbm-induced diaper filling onto the other side
hey
You get a nice Babymetal-patch in the current issue of Metal Hammer :3
whats good babs
just listening to some metal what about you
Unironically one of the best albums of the year.
>best riff ever made
if that's the best riff ever made, then we live in the most boring and wrong timeline
I dont expect Animus and Grotholgor to have patches
>*80s funk instrumentals playing in the background*
*rips bong*
chillin lol
it's not that bad imo (the timeline i mean)
[i was paid to write this btw]
TIME IS STANDING STILL
IT'S A DANGEROUS MEETING
THEY'RE GONNA GET THEMSELVES
KILLED!
Also, Melissa or Don't Break the Oath?
im 1337 btw
Listen to Marduk
Melissa just for at the sound of the demon bell it self
Melissa
alright, what do you fags think about metal guitar virtuosos of the 80s and 90s, ala Malmsteen, Moore, Stump, Satriani, Hoey, etc. Track related
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Oh shit chaos metal
is it any good?
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU'RE BLASTING????
Old finnish thrash/speed, and yes i think it's very good, awesome thick drum sound and pretty cool riffs.
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I LIKE THE SYNTH
>Cadaver
My man. Although I prefer "In Pains".
Listen to Dopesmoker.
Bethlehem by theocracy is pretty good
Holy shit
Imagine not being able to appreciate Marty Friedman’s solos
sorry I don't listen to glam metal
>programmed drums
not listening
Imagine supporting billions of hard-earned US taxpayer money going to a foreign rogue nation that once intentionally sunk a US carrier
i've never listened to metal before but i heard this and liked it, what albums are in this style?
leave the hall, poser
for me it's root
King Diamond can’t fucking sing
listen to warsore or fucking die
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>being this stupid
google DSBM or blackgaze
I'd classify this as DSBM, or Depressive/Suicidal Black Metal.
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Despite the ridiculous cover art this is a great album.
if you want something lighter, try this
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Do people in the US really do this? Like buying random shit for fun?
Listen to his first album, it's the superior choice
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shit like this is why i can't take burgermetal seriously, they don't have the soul for it
the US is a transcontinental strip mall so there's not much else to do
go away pedo
>vse
>Evropean
TRVE KVLT M8
all rise
I haven't been on here since NBBMN 2017 - did we ever figure these out?
It's also grown since I last saw it I think? Didn't it used to be 5 albums?
ew. please find your way out
no.. lls.
This album is overrated.
true
What are some albums you think deserve more attention, anons?
It's just faster and thrashier version of this riff 2:28
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This band from the same city:
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/Metal/ equivilent?
I'd agree with you aside from Deathcult and Procession, they're fairly well-known but how consistent The Chasm's discog is overlooked in my opinion.
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Bow before the best EP of 2018
this is superb
>metalcore
lls
forgot how much I disliked nargaroth
>>metalcore
Kek ok faggot
this is pretty good listen.20buckspin.com
>le 20 buck spin
still good
this is top notch old school metal
good albums by "washed up" bands?
Not him
Just gave it a listen, it's deathcore through and through m8
What's some old school heavy metal like skid row, judas priest, saxon, riot, crimson glory, lizzy borden
nwobhm type metal
Listen to Life Metal.
Messiah Force and early Mortification
Metalucifer
every symphonic metal record i've listened to fucking sucks man
Then you haven't listened to Mystic Places Of Dawn
That tends to be the case. There are some good symphonic BM albums though.
Aside from the obvious ones like Emperor and Nokturnal Mortum, check out Anorexia Nervosa and Lucifugum. I also like the synths used in early Rotting Christ albums, which just reminded me that Deviser have some nice keyboards as well.
I almost forgot about that one, it's good stuff
can you imagine being The Chasm's drummer?
The Chasm is mostly known for the top tier guitars and riffs and that's all I seem them really praised for, while the drummer is pretty good but completely overshadowed by riffage
What have you listened to?
Unless you already have, try New Obscurantis Order by Anorexia Nervosa and Ad Noctum by Limbonic Art.
*ahem*
all rise
Any good trad Heavy Metal albums (The so-called NWOTHV) released this year or that shit is dead?
what are some comfy forest rock albums?
These demons believing me and I think of deleting me
But is something that people cling to and save like here
Or for me to sin evil deed and I think that I need to be ridding me of an evil me, I'll erase my smear
All over the scene, I need my G.O.D. to speak to me
And my years on with these homies 'cause I ain't Nasir, yeah
A song for the misfits
I've listened to your mom's mystic place of dawn
LOL!
New Angel Witch single sounds great.
OSDM is shit fag. DM peaked in the 90's as far as quality and writing goes.
>s/d
more like sucks dick, amirite?
Is that symphonic? I consider it gothic death metal. Not recalling much in the way of symphonic instruments (string section, choir, timpani)
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have some quality music
Manilla Road and Heavy Load.
Seventh Angel.
Satan - Court in the Act
All of Runemagick deserve more attention
The 90's stuff would have been nothing without the 80's first wave, 'tard.
Is this the single most overrated metal album? I really do think it is.
It's certainly up there.
Angel
NEW THREAD
Sabïre - Gates ajar
:/
what metal do angles list to?
As always, report this one lads. This thread is staying up.
mods have been pretty good with deleting early threads recently
What are some good hidden gems from this year?
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Really? The drums, especially on Farseeing, are absolutely phenomenal
name/title?