At what age did you grown out of metaI, Yea Forums?

we can't all be smelly metalfags from age 14

>we can't all be smelly metalfags from age 14
>Nothing brightens my day more than seeing this thread in the catalog. Good job, everyone.

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I never got into metal because it's full of elitist asshole incels and closet racists. Plus theres like a 1,000 new metal albums a year and in the eyes of Metal heads every new album is a fucking masterpiece thats worth owning on vinyl. Fuck that shit.

>Type O Negative achieved perhaps the most shocking fusion of metal, industrial and gothic languages. With vocalist Peter "Steele" Ratajczyk convincingly impersonating a psychopath who uttered nihilist, racist, sexist, fascist invectives, keyboardist Josh Silver molding grandiose sonic architectures, and guitarist Kenny Hickey highlighting the turpitude of the stories with excoriating noises, the terrifying vision of Slow Deep And Hard (1991) acquired a metaphysical dimension besides and beyond its hyper-realistic overtones, bridging the philosophical themes of sex and death the way a black mass would do. Moral ambiguity translated into musical ambiguity, as anthemic choruses wavered like funereal dirges, epic riffs shrieked like agonizing spasms in the struggle for survival, and homicidal fantasies peaked with evil apotheosis. Contrasts and juxtapositions blurred the difference between hell and paradise. Each song was structured as a sequence of movements, each movement arranged in a different fashion, and the sequence leading to unrelenting suspense. They sounded like Wagnerian mini-symphonies composed in Dante's Inferno and supercharged with fear and despair. The apocalypse subsided on Bloody Kisses (1993), a more sincere fresco of urban violence.

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>(You)
>>we can't all be smelly metalfags from age 14
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>>Nothing brightens my day more than seeing this thread in the catalog. Good job, everyone.

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sounds like you got tourist filtered

Can't be a tourist if I never pretended to like the genre.

stop drinking soi and listen to real music like EMMURE, music that instead of turning you into soft cucks turn you into real man, you pathetic soiboys
youtube.com/watch?v=iwTdODejQh0
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youtube.com/watch?v=C4bU0Pj4Rs4
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youtube.com/watch?v=sBRQIIrXKlc
youtube.com/watch?v=oGJXIuoB2Ug
youtube.com/watch?v=SiM7zN0fmwQ
youtube.com/watch?v=JwnjgiBTu0I

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Around 14, I've tried getting back into it but you start to realize all of the tired genre tropes and retarded "core" variants. It doesn't help that pretty much every metalfag I've met in real life tends to be an unwashed manchild.

>from all the fucking bands you could have shitposted you picked fucking emmure
seriously? Even Attila is more deserving of the shitpost

Megadeth still gets me pumped.

>Around 14, I've tried getting back into it but you start to realize all of the tired genre tropes and retarded "core" variants. It doesn't help that pretty much every metalfag I've met in real life tends to be an unwashed manchild.

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>Moral ambiguity
The horror!

based soiposters

have sex

>have sex

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the only one there who needs to have sex is the Emmure faggot

>He still uses the soi meme.
God I hate /pol/ incels that envy the fact that someone who doesn't fit their sterotypes for chads can fit into society.

Posts like this don’t help your cause

I never understood it until around 22 then started really getting into it and have been ever since.

>God I hate /pol/ incels that envy the fact that someone who doesn't fit their sterotypes for chads can fit into society.

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Is posting soi wojaks and ignoring the argument helping your cause incel?

>Is posting soi wojaks and ignoring the argument helping your cause incel?

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This is what happens your yuppie mom doesn't love you.

Soiposters have no endgame, retard. They’re posting to get the reactions you’re giving them.

>This is what happens your yuppie mom doesn't love you.

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>greentext w/ wojak

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I know man. I've seen this thread a thousand times. I've replied twice btw.

ROLLING!

Around 7 to 8 years old max.

I've already heard all of these desu.

Sneed

He seems like a fun dude to drink with

have sneed

r o l l

I was never into metal, unless you count Linkin Park as nu metal.

Ehhhhh, they were never really Nu Metal. They had a few songs here and there that were, but I'd consider the majority of the stuff from the first two albums to be Rap Rock or Alt Rock.

Back to Yea Forums tranny

roll

Röll

Didn't honestly, probably won't ever. Just went from mainstream popular metal into more challenging and weird subgenres. 31 now

My music taste got heavier. This modern music is pure diarrhea. Literally the same exact lyrics in pop, hip hop and now country and even rock...

keep rollin rollin rollin

If one does not enjoy sheer hilarity of Metalucifer there's something wrong with you.
youtube.com/watch?v=dWk519mE5y4

rollin

cool

roll

Rolling

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>ever liking metal

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Fuck off back to /mlp/ you waste of semen

(and specially you)
t.

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Roll

Kill yourself JustPassingThrough (ban-evading Argentinian ((Barneyfag)).
I'M NOT EVEN JOKING, I WANT TO SMASH YOUR FUCKING HEAD RIGHT OPEN SO THAT NOTHING REMAINS OF IT AND I DON"T HAVE TO LIVE WITH YOUR EXISTENCE, YOU WASTE OF HUMAN FLESH. IF I KILLED YOU TOMORROW, THEN THAT WOULD BE ALL THAT WOULD SATISFY ME BEFORE MY EVENTUAL DEATH. NOTHING I WANT TO SEE MORE THAN ME CRUSHING YOUR FUCKING SKULL, TEARING YOUR FUCKING EYES, BEATING YOU UNTIL YOU'RE A LIFELESS FUCKING CARCASS, AND THEN GUTTING, DISMEMBERING AND GRINDING YOU UP UNTIL I KNOW FOR SURE THAT THE WORLD IS FREED FROM YOUR EVIL, YOU FUCKING WASTE OF LIFE, YOU FUCKING DEGENERATE SUBHUMAN, COLLECTIVE OF THE WORST FUCKING SCUM ON THE PLANET

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don't

Based but just post this

16

Cringe and sagepilled
Rolling to piss OP off

why the fuck not

Never, I'm not gay

I'm still going to bash you Lee soon as I find you on the streets, like I said....you'll hear "Heads Will Roll" by Ted Nugent blasting from a car, and you'll be jumped by multiple people. Just a reminder.

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>to piss me off
ive rolled a few times already fool

roll

formerly a metalhead

I'm a bad motherfucker not a fucking role model
Fuck church, hit a bong, then go smash a fucking bottle
Got a few sluts to help me roll a few blunts
And they never question me 'cause they know I hate cunts
Oh
Eat my words and swallow my sentences
Here we go you fucking asshole
Living off the dirt on my shoes
Does it keep you alive?
I'm about that life
Hold me accountable
You're itching for the money that I use to wipe my ass
Here's some shitty Benjamins
Too bad they'll never help you buy some fucking class
Trapped in a world where money controls you
Hustle hard or be a piece of shit
Watching the tears rolling down your face
I'm throwing away diamonds
I like a bad bitch
She fucks me all night
Then she counts my money while I'm on my PlayStation
Every moment's always filled with sensation
Always fucking blazing. America's my nation
I wouldn't have it any other fucking way
I'm about this fucking life. I hustle hard and then I play
Put your lips on my dick so you can taste success
That's the shit. Swallow and don't spit
I'm about that life
Trapped in a world where money controls you
Hustle hard or be a piece of shit
Watching the tears rolling down your face
I'm throwing away diamonds
On and on.
It never stops 'til the money's gone
Rip this bong and get your money, bitch
Start stacking the paper
I had diamonds but I threw them away
'Cause I don't give a fuck
Suck my fuck
She rides my dick like it's a merry-go-round
And I just bust my nut on her
Let me tell you something
Tighter than a virgin
Making money like a surgeon
And we stack it to the roof
Because my pockets started hurting
Balling and hauling
And taking over like I'm Stalin
Got a few fucks but I do not give them to anyone.
Holy shit
I guess I'm really just about that life
Suck my fuck

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Yep

17, grew back into it at 22

Never got too far into it, to be desu.
I like hard rock and proto-metal like VF or IB.

Probably when I was 11 and we got dial up internet and I discovered punk rock and Motorhead. 25 years later I'm still lamenting punk dying.

roII

Rolling!

roll

hoping to expand outside of sludge. rollin

16

roll

rollan

Metal is in every way superior to punk, except for maybe soi lyrics

>except for maybe soi lyrics
what the fuck are you even talking about? Punk has way more soi lyrics than metal

I don't see any /meal/ related album there but rolling anyways

Sneed

I thought I did when I was like 20, but I got back into it when I was 26

roll

Based and rolled

That’s what I was saying lmao

Punk excels at having soi lyrics

roll

Dead meme

This

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dunno what to listen to so roll

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Does it?
youtube.com/watch?v=pmIU_t8KrtA
youtube.com/watch?v=EEGPchVg0eo
youtube.com/watch?v=L8nL4_65v7w
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