Hey Yea Forums I’m a somewhat famous guitarist who has worked with a lot of people you may have heard of. I tour the USA every year and have a loyal fanbase.
I’ve been scrolling through this board for years now and have never really mentioned anything about myself. So ask me anything about my life, what it’s like to be a professional ect.
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Who inspires you?
How famous are we talking?
fuck off back to r*ddit mr famous
Why should I believe you are who you say you are?
Jimi Hendrix... of course
why do you hate mcdonalds so much
Michael Jackson mostly. But I also love the work of both Shawn Lane and Paul Gilbert.
You guys have probably heard of me but a lot the public who don’t play guitar probably haven’t.
okay pedo idolizer
What kind of music do you play? Can you name person you've worked for in the past, if that's not incriminating?
I play guitar too and do a bunch of stuff. Makin music in my bedroom for decades, finally decided to start uploading stuff. Not too many views yet but it's not going too bad. I assume you are a hard worker who has dedication to make it in that world. Got any advice for a new fella?
Their chicken is garbage compared to other places
>caring about guitar personalities instead of what sounds good
this is why we have a gazzillion youtube virtuosos without a discography worth of shit
>I assume you are a hard worker who has dedication to make it in that world
lol no. i just have connections. you are a dumbass if you think thats how the music industry works
You're here forever, nutsack, doesn't matter who you are.
I play a lot of super heavy type stuff. In the past I’ve worked with Primus and GnR. That’s about as far as I think I can go.
Do you have a lot of sex and the pussy
what kind of guitar do you mostly play and like?
So you’re shit tier? Okay.
Honestly I don’t know how I got where I am today. My advice would be to try and get the attention of other musicians as that’s how I got picked up. I’ve learnt that making album after album is useless if nobody listens to them. So try avoid viper tier output.
LARPING FAGGOT DETECTED.
I play les Paul’s but I also like a lot of Jackson’s stuff.
How much money do you make/have
I make very little money. At some points in my career I’ve had to sell my guitars to fans just to stay afloat.
The frogpost was the first giveaway lol
I wouldn’t say shit tier but I’m definitely not Slash tier famous. I’m famous enough to have a signature guitar. But not enough to go on constant world tours.
The only guitarists who have worked with both GnR and Primus on any level is Paul Tobias and Buckethead.
We’re on the internet. By default you probably shouldn’t. I’m just doing this because I never really get the chance to speak out publicly with no repercussions.
so why are you here instead of practicing or fucking groupies or inhaling or lining up your next gig or sailing your yacht?
Cuckoo clocks from hell is one of my favies op
I literally have no money and all the girls I’ve spoken to always think it’s a joke. I got nothing better to do.
I’m fucking off now. Y’all need to be detectives or some shit
>get the attention of other musicians
oh hEY BUDDY check out this totally random music of 'some guy i found'
is this the dream I have to look forward to? :(
thats fucking trippy. the song i tried to shill to that fucker was inspired mostly by buckethead. spooky af. also dont look at my shit you fuckheads that was for the homie
also i didnt link it. fuck off
its this one :)
youtube.com
go watch it before thread dies. i need more views. the guitar solo was my first time ever recording any guitar and also my first take and it was the only chance i had so I had to figure out a way to make it not sound so shitty and i decided to add the fx to the guitar walmart buckethead style
What do you think of the general decline in rock music? Both in terms of relevance, popularity and creativity.
>>le funni paypay
>>not using a tripcode or the only acceptable thing for it
die
>creativity
Never happened. Listen to more music.
Rock isn’t really dead but it’s creativity is. Just because it isn’t on the radio doesn’t mean it hasn’t gone anywhere.
I’ll answer one more question before I head out for real this time.
ANSWER ME OP!!!
I already did, the answer was no.
you liar he left because you bastards spooked him and now he will never look at my meme channel dedicated to him. fUCK you!!
well fuck a duck, do you have any regrets???
not being an architectural engineer
If it's creativity is dead then its got nowhere to go.
you like them dean guitars?
They’re alright. Bye guys.
hey man you should watch this senpai
Nobody cares faggot. Proof or sage.
I will don’t worry.
What kinda proof you want
dic pic now.
What fucking consequence would anyone have using their free speech to post where they want. It's more detrimental to have people go out of their way to figure who you are out than to just own it
i'm just a lowly meme farmer but I secretly want to make cool guitar shreds. my kids love my shit but they are zoomers so you know how that goes. if you are really OP and you are really the dude then you should know you're a fuckin legend bro. much love
I bet you're Buckethead
More like Cuckethead for being such a pussy.
nah Cuckethead is the English version. this is actually not a joke theres a huge cuck called buckethead in england he comes up when you google buckethead
Not OP but on a website associated with incels, hackers, mass shootings and in the past child porn you can’t really blame the guy.
op is a faggot and i have the anal scars to prove it. i remember blowing him in the 00s at the police reunion concert here in Toronto. op had a small penis but boy could he plow. op if the police ever get back together you dont have to put on the red light for me bby xoxoxox
I blame him for being a coward. Posting here isn't illegal.
Do you like the wubs, bruh? Guitarists often can’t stand the wubs
Also if you're worried about """hackers""" Yea Forums is the last place to be concerned with. Everyone here is a redditor afraid to admit it.
I had the wubs in my early 20s doctor gave me a pill and it cleared right up
Oh I know that, I have been using Yea Forums for many years - just what non-users associate with the site. To be fair we are pretty irrelevant these days.
Buckethead is irrelevant too. No one would care if he posted here.
fuck no, i only used reddit once as a minor to look up minecraft farm ideas but never again. i,m a puerist and only post on Yea Forums and the gg empires forum.
who do you tour with?
he's the real deal dude. a lot of musicians are just golems. buckethead is something special man. he's been around forever and is one of my fav guitarists and I kinda hope he wasn't actually in the thread so he doesn't watch that stupid shit I linked earlier. have some respect ya dingus
hey buckethead
this
Okay so you’re Buckethead if you’re not bullshitting
I saw you live in Tampa, you gave audience members toys but I was too far from the stage :(
You fags are so easy. He didn't even post proof.
>have some respect
He's just some person. If he feels his "stardom" is so above everyone that he's obligated to hide his identity despite posting a "look how famous I am thread" then fuck him. But when I say he's 'irrelevant' I mean no one's going to write news articles over it. The only time that would ever happen is if it was someone prominent on the radio. I know how influential he is though
bucket head can you bless the guitarist in this thread with some WHOOP WHOOP SHKARRRPAAANG DER DU DER DER DE DE BA BOWWWWWing im sure everyone would really appreciate it
how did you manage to release 118 albums alone in 2015
did you just release any song you made up?
DM the mods
>somewhat famous guitarist
what kind of music do you play?
Who is your favorite current guitarist?
Fripp?
How do I learn to play maggot brain good Buckethead?
it was just a larper.
Buckethead net worth: Buckethead is an American musician who has a net worth of $8 million dollars.
how hard was it to tell your family that you’re gay?
that was one of the better Goosebumps books for sure.
but for me, it’s The Beast From the East.
it’s hilarious when people don’t turn on a trip literally the only time that it’s acceptable.
How much do you make a gig? I play in a cover band, only have to travel regionally, play about 80 gigs a year, rarely have rehearsals, and make a ~$1.2k split per gig. More than that?
>everyone
speak for yourself reddit
>no u
typical reddit speak
holy frickin EPIC
your doin me a burn OP you heckin good boi flooferino
Fuck me who in three world is this thread still going. He very clearly left ages ago after someone pointed out he was buckethead.
Y’all just scared him off and now you getting dooped by random larpers
If you are Buckethead - how can you be fucked releasing so many albums? Overall is the enterprise profitable?
>rock is creatively dead
it's mostly old guys saying this because their creativity is gone/fading
>Yea Forums is reddit
no kys reddit
fuck off.
opinions on the current bassist around me?
ok
barre chords
WTF?