*Composes 99% of memorable music ever created*

youtube.com/watch?v=PjutJJd6tA8

youtube.com/watch?v=OiYb9kOuDAA

youtube.com/watch?v=URIKqTnEw8M

mozart
falco
grauzone
david hasselhoff

youtube.com/watch?v=JAdqNexE4Is

>Being this ignorant

Detroit techno wouldn't exist without Kraftwerk.

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mozart is a proud austrian

>tfw multiple people told me I look just like Mark Forster

Fucking end me. Already stopped wearing caps, getting contacts next.

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I'm pretty sure the Scorpions didn't write 99% of all music.

>I don't remember a good song from germany
youtube.com/watch?v=WMPM1q_Uyxc
youtube.com/watch?v=HEXWRTEbj1I
youtube.com/watch?v=i2AU1J8HAok

that's because you're a filthy zoomer

A filthy filthy zoomer
youtube.com/watch?v=9cQlVww0zKo

We stopped giving a shit in the 00s and pretty much everything that gets shat out today and ends up being popular is soulless garbage that feels like it tries to imitate US pop or rap

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but I said good

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>mozart
>german

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and Kraftwerk wouldn't exist without the sun, so everything Kraftwerk ever did is basically attributable to the sun

You don't know what good music is you nonce

I hope you don't honestly believe that. techno wouldn't exist if it wasn't for kraftwerk and krautrock

oh but Falco is?

falco's a fucking space furry

why do all the good Germans actually come from Austria? Mozart, Schwarzenegger, Hitler, the list goes on...

exactly

Beethoven and Bach German.

user, I...

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Kraut music sucks, rather listen to nigger shit. After the UK, Sweden is the powerhouse of Europes music

I think france has got some pretty sweet stuff going on in pop and metal

Josef Fritzl

What's some good Swedish music?

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nah, the tier list is america in first place, the uk in second place, a powergap, and then germany in third place and japan in fourth. you could argue that uk deserves first, but there's no argument for germany, sorry

iceland uber alles
youtube.com/watch?v=pMNL3YpnRrc

stop pretending Austrians are distinct enough to be considered a separate group from Germans

>stop pretending Austrians are distinct enough to be considered a separate group from Germans

They weren't distinct enough to oppose the Anschluss.

Liszt, Schubert, Amon Ghoete, Christoph Waltz

Did somebody say Anschluss

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liszt is hungarian dude

that was uncalled

>Liszt
>Austrian

youtube.com/watch?v=zvq9r6R6QAY

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Hey buddy, i think you're lost, 9gag is that way.

Based, I love enjoying national german music while eating some kebab, one of my favorite modern examples:
youtube.com/watch?v=p-AWcCCbBHw

>america in first place

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Beethoven was flemish

Which is ethnically the same as German.

Oh yes the hight of Kraut music

youtube.com/watch?v=lNYcviXK4rg

cope and seethe
youtube.com/watch?v=FQD_WpsYtiU

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UK is easily better

Worst song i heard all day

youtube.com/watch?v=eYcUGO-ISXQ

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boomer

scorpions and dire straits were the only bands from that shit country that were worth a damn

alexa play wind of change again