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Listen to Aesthetica
New single from Liturgy is BASED
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deathrash
2019 edition
melodeath sucks
Based
Is Hendrik Mobus here? I want to mutilate his genitals with my mouth
Power Metal sucks
Listen to Dopethrone
I KNOW that HHH is in this thread right now.
Listen to Marduk
this is maximum shit
power metal rules faggot, kys
HEY
what genre is this
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gay rock
Guys will I be taken seriously in the death metal scene if my guitar isn't pointy?
dunno. try to play in obituary or something
A few notable musicians in DM use Gibsons
So fucking funny that this band has been making better music than Electric Wizard since they came out
>OMG DRAGONS, FAIRIES AND SWORDS
i like electric wizard tunes
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>not liking knights and glorious battles
True basedboy detected
Listen to Havukruunu
>implying the best knights can be found in power metal
WHO THE FUCK HAS LISTENED TO THE NEW INFANT ANNIHILATOR????? THOUGHTS?
transcendental haptic void-core
Most likely going to be my album of the year, only thing that might be able to rival it is the new Cattle Decap album, but we'll have to wait and see.
>OMG GRIM AND FROSTBITTEN CROAKING! TRUE NORWEGIAN BLACK METAL AMIRITE GUYS? SODOMY IS TOTALLY KVLT AND NECRO!
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EVERY FUCKING TIME
hey
listen to nsbm
anyone have the lyrics?
listen to good music
BASED
>Sasha... *burp* p-pass the perogies. *chews* Hail Odin
perogies are good
lol black metal is fucking gay
Any retard can play downtempo crap like Doom/Sludge/Stoner. Even a comatose 89 years old hag could do it.
Powertards and Prognignogs belong to the same bag of shit.
More like Mierduk.
you sound like you have 50 IQ
he sure does
That's the maximum IQ required to listen metal though.
Traditionalists are a cancer to black metal.
cancer is cancer for cancer
I have ball cancer.
MOTORBREATH IT'S HOW I LIVE MY LIFE
motor is beathing. it's alive
me pooing on Militant Zone's proverbial head in shitkraine
This is great
No matter if you're right or leftwing, or center or whatever, this album will probably leave you questioning your political position and make you very uncomfortable.
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANY OTHER WAY
supreme taste, user
it's making me question my heterosexuality 0w0
>hurr everything sux
fuck off cringy edgelord, do your homework
>Prognignogs
its pretty fucking good, but I'm also waiting on the new Disfiguring the Goddess which is supposed to drop soon.
Bands you used to hate for no reason but like now?
For me it's gotta be Candlemass, Darkthrone and Lamb of God
good one powerfag. run along now and listen to your JRPG soundtrack tier """metal"""
I used to always brush off Alcest because I didn't care for blackgaze and Deafheaven and whatnot, but when I finally gave Ecailles de lune a chance I shit my pants
based jeff
>crashed my car today, probably totaled it
metal for this feel
You like Pestilence? Their early work was a little too thash metal for my taste. But when Consvming Impvlse came out in '89, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a desperate, gruesome sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. They have been compared to american band Obituary, but I think Pestilence has a far more similarities to bands such as Celtic Frost, Kreator and Slaughter.
based russel
based scott
i like pestilence
Am listening now, it's great so far
Branikald
>NOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T LISTEN MARDUK, THEY ARE NAZIS
friend went off on me because i told him he should check out burzum as an introductory to black metal, fucking faggot.
>reccing atmoshitzum to anyone
he was right.
might have not been the best pick but i couldnt think of anything more easily accessible than burzum
Fuck off
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This album is good, suck my dick
suck my tiny unwashed uncut wiener
I Cannot Fucking Wait Until Kristian Vikernes Dies
Skrewdriver
reality check
more like get a break check lol
more like how about i cave your fucking head in lol
Based irate Abbath poster.
after listening to them this explains a lot actually
Reminder that Kaldrad is dead
how the fuck is no one talking about this
link to album
>But when Consvming Impvlse came out in '89, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically.
How would you know dweeb, you weren't even in your father's balls at the time
Anyone remember GGUW?
Shit was wacky.
Deep Purple - Highway Star
based
>whole album dedicated to baby killing
based and metal as fuck
iconic.
thanks bretheren
this is pretty good but finnish people still make me seethe
>90070976
weak bait
check out their demo from 2013 as well, much rawer if that's yr thing
holy shit this is fuckin crazy
Noted, thanks bro I really like this so far, havent heard a lot of black/thrash crossovers and as a huge bm fag this is fuckin necro
You're accused of the following charges
You're a woman trapped inside of a man
Your sexuality no one denies you
But your preference we can't understand
You are the loneliness of all people
It's time for you to realize
Aids like the plague is from god
For he see's something wrong in his eyes
Anally inflicted death sentence
A.I.D.S
Anally inflicted death sentence
A.I.D.S
Anally inflicted death sentence
A.I.D.S
Anally inflicted death sentence
A.I.D.S
That's what you get for having
A penis up your ass
You should have used a condom
That's what you get when you
Swallow another man's load
A lubricated condom
How do you find love in another man's hairy ass
You should have used a condom
Millions of lost hamsters
Running rampant in your bowels
Take the Hershey highway
Fudge packing man
Fudge packing man
Fudge packing man
Fudge packing man
A manly man
Fudge packing man
Fudge packing man
Fudge packing man
Finnish Death Metal is the only thing worth saving. This one is just like a second-rate Demilich, but actually good, unlike that Chthf'hhrtg'jjyej'gkst. The cover artist is the same guy who made the Nespithe art.
Love that album
The only good Finnish DM album is Funebre's Children of the Scorn
Own that on vinyl. Shit rules. Even if it is more or less proto pizza. At least it has based riffs n lyrics.
waaah give me sex now
etc. etc.
They're basically just SOD but worse, but even a shitty version of SOD rules.
liturgy fucking kicks ass trust me
finland is shit and finnish dm is also shit.
t. "live" in finland.
abomination 459 is a catchy tune though.
Best Cannibal Corpse album?
Butchered at Birth
Yeah that's my opinion. Gross Misconduct is actually a pretty good album.. if MOD continued that style they'd be a great band IMO.
Tomb of the Mutilated
Anyone check out the new Hour of Penance song ?
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>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Had a great haul today. Post your recent gets lads
why are you replying to yourself?
I'm... not?
Powerchads are the most oppressed group on /metal/
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And people still think transphobia is not a thing anymore :(
SELL YOUR SOUL FOR GOOOOOLD
DO AS YOU ARE TOOOOOOLD
RUN WITH THE DEVIIIIIIIIIIIIL
YOU CAN'T TAKE ME
>Power
>Chad
Pick one.
Power metal musicians are always the most fit and chad ones. Black metal fags are scrawny little retards.
what metal does the jocker listen to?
eisenwinter
nu-metal
Meloshit
what is Pat O'Brien doing right now? Is he out of the nut hut?
Far Beyond Driven is Pantera's best album
not saying much
Jesus this thread is a disaster.
just the way I like it
t. numale
hello /metal/ I like melodic death metal
F A G
A
G
cringe cringe cringe onions onions onions
the previous thread was so much more comfier, what the fuck have you faggots done?
btw if you're older than 16 and listen to power metal, you gay
going to see Watain live in a few months
What should I expect?
Cum in your tummy
Why is this one so much more fitting
But Chuck did give the best head in metal. David Vincent had his Azagthoth, and everyone in Vader had Doc, but no one made a pink cock erect like Chuck. True, as the AIDS infested his throat it made it hard for him to deep throat, but even as he lay there rotting, stinking of AZT and covered with Kaposi's sarcoma, Chuck would signal with two fingers when a willing donor came into the room. All I can offer in addition to that is the fact that no sex will ever compare to colostomy hole love, especially when the hole is fresh and supple after a well-greased movement.
We will never forget you, Chuck. Every time I hear your name my prostate aches, both for your tender heart-shaped ass and that incredibly thin, probing member we shared many times. It is heartbreaking how many things bring Chuck to mind. The sound of heavy metal. The flavor of Taco Bell food on the road. The scent of semen. The world lost not only a great musician, but a great lover, when Chuck died.
To say Chuck was gay is incorrect. He wasn't gay, he was just open-minded, and he sought anal sex from men, boys, girls and animals alike. Anal was not his favorite. His favorite was the blowjob, and he liked to be held afterwards, with someone stroking his hair and saying, "Chuck you are king of the world."
I will never sell the copy of Leprosy (80 grain vinyl) he left me at our last meeting. It is battered now, and reeks faintly of manpoo, and maybe it does have a few suspicious smears, but it is all I have of him. That and the memories. Those gushing, sticky, illicit, clandestine memories... Oh Chuck I miss you more than I can say.
Skinny Puppy would probably be the industrial metal band if they had been able to be more consistent. Their highs top almost anything out there, but you have to wade through shit like the other seven songs on Rabies to get to the good shit.
We're lucky we got shit like VIVISect, Last Rights(made 100% better with the removed track btw) and Too Dark Park.
I just can’t take bands like watain, dark funeral, belphegor, marduk, etc. seriously. Like black metal with good production just sounds so devoid of character to me. Like, I’m not even a trve fag or whatever but
hey, the statue of david is pretty kvlt and has a hot cock.
>dumb opinion
>shit normie memes
checks out
>b-but what about black metal though?? let's change the topic! ugh I am obsessed about black metal! are you "brootal"?! haha! you are just compensating!!! unlike you, i don't conflate manhood with aggression or dominance!!! yeah I'm not a manchild! haha!
>now songs about elves and hobbits, with high pitched vocals, this is what true alpha chads listen to! especially if there's a naked barbarian on the cover! *tips*
>n-no this isn't larping!!!! I am alpha chad!!! this isn't childish!! n-n-no let's talk about black metal instead!!!!
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! YOU CAN'T MAKE FUN OF BLACK METAL, ITS TRUE KVLT SATANIC METAL AND I SHOULD KNOW BECAUSE I PICK BERRIES! THAT D'N'D GARBAGE IS FOR TEENAGERS, SOPHISTICATED, NIHILISTIC, AND INTELLIGENT BLACK METALLERS LIKE ME PREFER LORD OF THE RINGS!!
imagine being so lonely that you reply to yourself and larp as both sides of the argument
Twice through, plus a couple individual times on my fave tracks, in the last day.
Bout to have a listening party with my bro that hasn't heard it yet.
Slaughter is garbage compared to Pestilence
>unironically listening to bands with names like Necrophilia Corpsegrind and Toddler Bloodslaughter
grow up
>link to IA's metallum
I dont get it
Listen to Melodeath
no thanks
I walk this lonely street on the boulevard of broken dreams
I only have so little time to record now that I have a ...girlfriend
here is a pathetic black metal improvision from today
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MY SHADOW
My favorite day of the year is only a month and a half away.
>has gf now
what are you still doing here go be free and have sex
>THAT D'N'D GARBAGE IS FOR TEENAGERS
it is.
>AND INTELLIGENT BLACK METALLERS LIKE ME PREFER LORD OF THE RINGS
literally the opposite of what I said faggot, no one takes LotR half as seriously as fedora power like Blind Guardian. you have to be a compensating manchild to pretend this is "grown up".
thanks for the reminder. Their first album rips
Listen to Megadeth.
I don't really like black metal.
thanks for sharing
I love power metal.
I love Sodomy
>have gf
>"be free"
kek
I'm sick of metal.
*modernists are a cancer to black metal
ftfy
HOLY SHIT
>IA became metal enough to have a MA page
good for them!
I like to come and visit you guys some times while she is sleeping
Metal is for low IQ fetal alcohol tards. Especially death and thrash.
>independent release of their 4th album on 9/11
the madmen
>Metal is for low IQ fetal alcohol tards. Especially death and thrash.
>the face of -core
Yes that was the joke
is that mgk
the most redeemable thing about this is the tight galloping riffs
but the vocals are just too gay
Now THIS is what power metal looks like.
>muh oppression
>power """"chad""""
Its time to talk about the greatest metal album of all time and the anti-thesis to soimetal.
Would honestly rather listen to this than cookie monster bullshit.
Yeah Euronymous was a massive faggot everyone knows
stop posting your gay magazines, boomer
me on the right
death n roll sucks
NIETZSCHEAN
ABRAHAMIC
MARXISM
Pretty pleb there friend.
Metal that's barely metal is the best.
I don't like metal.
I wonder if this is some kind of a disorder that affects extreme metal listeners that makes them incapable of listening to regular vocals.
Alcohol in the womb.
>Metal that's barely metal is the best.
>I don't like metal.
>I wonder if this is some kind of a disorder that affects extreme metal listeners that makes them incapable of listening to regular vocals.
False and Twin Temple had the best songs on it
im going to anal vore the next person who says they don't like metal
I don't like metal.
i can dig it
THIS is the face of power metal.
>n-no power metal isn't childish larping, this guitar is CHAD ok
where were you when ghost dropped the defining track of 2019
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I've found that if I lift my set of 10 lb weights for 20 minutes each day, my arms look like this guys after about what, 3 days? You too can be a superstar!
Mallevs maleficarvm is good tho
Ultra based
THIS is the face of power metal
Maanpetturi lähe vittuun jos ei suomalaine koulometalli kelpaa REEEEEEEEEEE
vittu
THIS. is the face of power metal.
and his son
No I won't listen to mcdonalds death metal
*blocks your path*
Yes
t. Hendrik
>My favourite band? Why Rhapsody of Fire of course
Those are girls, right???
where were you when ghost dropped the defining album of 1994
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HALLOWEEN
IS THE NIGHT
Well its an easy introduction and he has less atmospheric songs too
Better than Consuming Impulse, quite frankly.
dudes
Why does Cold Lake get such a bad rep from faggots? The only reason they muster up usually is that it's glam so it's de facto shit, even though it stills features all the things that made Celtic Frost so great, mainly the superb fucking riffs.
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is gojimba trve kvlt?
>Most well known BM band: Named after LotR
>Most well known Power Metal Band: Named after a "Man of War"
Really makes you think
I... think so?
Wow, I really like that album cover, logo is pretty cool too, time to see if the music holds up as well as everything else.
Wow it was ok until the shitty ass vocals started.
Man, old dir en grey sucked.
Am I the only one here who doesn't hate any metal subgenre? Can't we just get along?
Nah
no fuck you
There is some cool death n roll stuff like Xysma, Dead and Mucupurulent.
Yes. You are weak. No, we must fight. See me after lunch, dnd playing pussy.
nice cherrypicking and nice projection. if you mean Burzum, yeah surprise, Varg was an RPG fan and he still larps, no one denies this, but no one takes it very seriously either. there's also Darkthrone, Mayhem, Emperor, Bathory, and a million other bands, are they named after Tolkien too?
and your "most well known PM band" is the Village People of metal. the majority of power metal IS about fantasy for nerds, and it's literally its main theme.
so please fuck off with your "what about black metal" deflections.
I'll roll a 20 on you.
only the best
She's kind of flat...
Hizaki's a dude, though.
mgla is probably more normie friendly desu
Leave the hall.
Mgla and Burzum are the two most normie friendly bm bands, so makes no difference.
What does he listen to?
>hasn't even listened to emerald sword by rhapsody of fire
transcendental black metal of course
you can tell because of his big brains
Oblivion OST
I honestly find it troubling how, that when a metal band has a good message like communism, gay rights, anti-racism ect. like Iskra most metalheads act like it's cringey and doesn't belong in metal.
Yet NSBM is so accepted in the metal scene, even if most people claim to not agree with the politics, it's somehow accepted as something we just have to put up with. ''who cares that's vargs racist? don't be an SJW, I just like the band that's why I have this shirt'' you'll hear the crypto nazis say over and over again.... and people will act like I'm the unreasonable one for telling them nazis have no place in the scene
It's sad
Luca Turilli > Rhapsody
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>oh no I have no arguments and got caught!
>"l-l-leave the hall…"
OTHER BANDS PLAY
MANOWAR GAY
>muh dragons
>>>/deviantart/
THIS
This is the face of power metal
is it because it was evening-night for europeans then, and prime time for american zoomer shitposters now, that is the reason for current thread being so much shitter than the previous one(had actual discussion n shit)?
Dragón...
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what are your favourite sabaton songs?
First five Rhap albums are peak power metal
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We arent all like this I promise :(
/metal/ always goes to shit during burger hours.
Far From the Fame
yikes, devin
Attero Dominatus, Primo Victoria, Panzer Battalion, The Final Solution, Back in Control, Ghost Division and Panzerkampf were my favs when I still listened to them.
This general has been awful for the longest of times, don't know what you expected.
When it comes to Dopethrone and Obscura, I don't get why they named themselves after other people's albums when they both make solid music on their own and they're really not identical to the influences they wear on their sleeves. I'm sure there are more examples.
>is it because it was evening-night for europeans then, and prime time for american zoomer shitposters now, that is the reason for current thread being so much shitter than the previous one(had actual discussion n shit)?
Obscura is fucking awful though, tech wank at its most mediocre.
based wojackposter patrol, ready to shutdown soibois
suckbaton is garbage
pure coincidence
I think they're a decent tech-death band but definitely consider Dopethrone to be better. Still, Obscura barely sounds like the album they named themselves after so I don't get why they'd do it.
based
YOOOOOOOOO IT'S THAT DUDE FROM IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DUDE WIKIPEDIA ARTICLES IN SONG FORM
WINGED WHITE DEATH HUSSARS ANYONE?
>prime time for american shitposters now
it is 4 am est and 12 am pst on a thursday night. I am probably the only exception but most americans would be asleep right now. europoors are the ones shitting up the thread retard
>most americans would be asleep right now
Not me!
how many fucking variations of this bald guy are there
sup /metal/ just got back from a sunn o))) show. tripped on mushrooms. it was sick but now my ears are ringing so bad
this is so god damn funny. anyone remember that dsbm band called "im in a coffin"? they had a similar aesthetic lmao ray ban black metal
oh man is this real?
LOL
based abbath poster
That show was great! They sounded great at the show box.
hell yeah! stoked for boris + uniform in a couple weeks too user
punk is better than metal
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Same! I'm going to that show, and then Amon Amarth later that week, and Un to wrap up the weekend.
This is the face of boomer metal
Based Jericho
Because NSBM fits the general misanthropic, nordic and maybe satanic nature of (Black) Metal. I mean even non NS bands like Immortal have albums called "Pure Holocaust".
"Dude lets just all be friendly and get along" is not a message for most metal songs and forcing it into them is obnoxious.
If one were to stylize the grim elements of communism for example that would fit better
>Un
Never heard of them! They seem cool i'm gonna listen ty for the rec user. Highline is a cool venue. What others should I keep my eye on here in Seattle for metal shows? I moved here recently. Saw Sumac at Substation that was a really cool venue as well. Seems like El Corazon puts on good shows but I haven't been there yet.
>DUDE WAR IS LIKE SOO COOL DUDE. MAN I AM A HISTORY BUFF DO YOU KNOW *THIS* BATTLE OF THE WESTERN WORLD. BECAUSE I DO THANKS TO SABATON
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I don't get the hype for this one, it's just generic BM. Same with that warmoon lord album, it's just another generic Finnish norsecore album.
good albums there but charts are not punk/metal
He looks like a cool guy.
Electric wizard named themselves after two black sabbath songs. It's just paying tribute, and maybe a lack of creativity
That one song where they sing about war
>new ghost song is kino
today was a based day
But Ghost haven't released any new songs since 1998.
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Red Baron is stuck in my head p much 24/7
>scooby doo Arctic Monkeys
>kino
CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIISTRAPING BLAAAAAAAAAACK METAAAAL
Sounds kind of Jewish.
based reference
they hate jews too
wtf is wrong with Portland? can any burger enlighten me?
it's in america
Modern leftism run amok
wait what
NEW
the singer sounds like he's been taking vocal lessons for a year.
if you're going to use clean vocals in metal (where most of the time it doesn't fit the music, anyway) at least be good
Bump
you may not like it, but this is what Peak Chad looks like
isnt she like 15 years younger than him
oh fuck y e s
They were accepted into the metal archives after 7 years thanks to their latest album.