Holy F*cking Based

Holy F*cking Based

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Did something happen for this to be made? Why Maynard? Why Taylor Swift?

Tool outsold her, Taylor fans went cunty, Maynard is trolling the roasties now

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holy shit mayonnaise btfo

Lol

wtf I love grimes now!!

Despite what marketing dept would have you think, Is Taylor Swift still popular though?

OMGGGGGGGG
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Eh, she's lost some momentum

maynards getting more redpilled by the day

shes not americans sweetheart anymore no matter what mainstream media says

Not even much of a Tool fan but the seething swifties in the comments are kind of hilarious

I refuse to listen to tool until they start going full fash + thot hating

Yes but she's well beyond her peak now. She's nearly hit that stage where she needs shit like the VMAs more than it needs her.

My god these people are fucking ridiculous, their all about quantity over quality because they keep fucking mentioning how much her shit sold, I don't even listen to tool but I'm happy for them

so all the crowing from tool fans isnt the same thing?

one of the big appeals of Tool used to be this sense of mystery. Who were these esoteric, shady weirdos? Rarely interviewed or photographed, performed in semidarkness, seems to have access to ridden knowledge and dedicated to their craft. And seemed to be completely uninterested in the trappings of fame. I find it really jarring for MJK to be exposed as just another loud-mouth, edgy boomer posting shitty memes on the Internet.

Lmao is every women a "sexual assault survivor" these days?

this made me love the new tool even more!

The replies are fucking hilarious. Really takes someone as basic as a Swift fan to give a shit about album sales.

take a look through the archives for all the tool fans yapping about outselling her
irony is not your friend here

gays LOVE her now, shes queen slayyyy
>throwing shade never made anyone less gay
just look at the YT comments for you need to Calm Down

"If you're famous and accused of rape you're not allowed to make jokes anymore"
Women are such garbage

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>Trump like response
R E N T
F R E E

on one hand, I think maynard dealt with the twitter mob in exactly the correct way. he did not engage. as soon as you do, you lose
on the other hand, you two are idiots.

The social media boom, even your demented grandma in the nursing home is browsing fb right now.

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I think he is trying to say that it would be fucking retarded to animal products to wine.

A stupid response to a stupid inquiry

Well Homosexuals are a mere 5%~ of the US population. Despite the overrepresentation in media, they don't represent The US population.

At my job there are 3 gay guys that are so outspoken you'd think Chicago was a gay haven

I agree. Watch his interviews from the 90's that were considered a rare occurrence where he speaks in riddles compared to his monthly appearance on the joe rogans talkin bout drugs n stuff. Now their music's available to stream and i bet they let us bring our cellphones out on the next tour.

If she breath

Why's he capitalize vegan?

LIFE FEEDS ON LIFE FEEDS ON LIFE FEEDS ON LIFE FEEDS ON LIFE

xD

MJK being a low-brow boomer clown is fucking hilarious though.

The fact that the fanbase takes the music so seriously while the singer just does stuff for shits and giggles has always been great.

Tool confirmed for sexists.

Not that anyone is surprised........

>americans now say jog on
Pretty based

You can't afford to be mysterious and elusive these days.

Weirdly enough I felt this way about a lot of nu / alt metal shit back in the early 00s. I feel like it was a combination of my newness to the whole music thing and the media still being primitive enough that there was this gulf between audiences and the music world that artists had to sort of project across (which explains the overegged edginess and for lack of a better word "corporate" nature of it where things were more like logos that had to be memorable because people might not have the opportunity to see them all that regularly)