Maynard James Keenan (5'7")

>Maynard James Keenan (5'7")
>Thom Yorke (5'5")
>Bono (5'6")
>Prince (5'2")
>Paul Simon (5'3")

Do manlets make better music?

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they respect the silence that serves as the foundation of creativity

>Morrissey (5'11")
No

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Perhaps

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>King of the Manlets

>5'4

im thinking yes

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>Manlets of the woooooooorld
>Unite and take ooooover

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>Wagner 5'5"
kek, untermensch

>Josh Homme (6'4)
Manlets BTFO

I'm 5'7"

Lls

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i'll give you that one

he doesn't look short, wtf is his secret?

Gotta make up for it somehow

Tall guys usually get all the chicks and good jobs so they have no reason to suffer and make music.

long legs. saw him live his whole crew is 5'4-5'7 lol

Based trumpet poster
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More likely to be tenors.

aren't there more short people than tall people on the planet? making this a correlation

>More likely to have the worst kind of voice
Why do manlets even try?

I don't know, I can't see them

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Nah dude, bass is the worst and tenor is the best.
t. bass lanklet

>Maynard James Keenan
>Thom Yorke
>Bono
>good music
Lolno

Baritone+falsetto is the objective best voice, tastelet

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I want to believe that because that is almost within reach with practice. But then I listen to Aaron Marsh and get discouraged.

danny caresys tallness makes up for maynards shortness. they cancel eachother out and become a 6'2 average band. tool is chad (90% because of danny)

Listen to based Morrissey, it's absolutely possible

*AHEM*

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So... How tall is he?

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2

not taller than a mountain buy a long shot. his smallness compared to muntain and fall was his death. in a way, shortnes killed him

Yes. It's a fact
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Maynard is BASED and makes the best music

In order to get pussy these men have show more emotion in order to compensate for their obvious physical retardation

>gira
>6'5"

manlets btfo

lol

why are russkis so huge

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>alternativenation.net/u2-bono-reacts-sexual-misconduct-allegations-company/

Both false, try again

manlets don't have the physical strength or testosterone to commit sexual assault. rape is the exclusive domain of chads.

Fuck tool, fuck women

Being short makes men effeminate and being more like a woman thy have the compulsion to reproduce. But they don't have the plumbing to shit a baby out and women generally not bing interested in them sexually means they end up having to create via other means.

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Based

You're glowing

>the goat is the tallest
as expected

"Maynard" sounds like the name of a nerdy cartoon duck

I'M HERE TO STEELE YOUR GIRLS

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fpbp

Manletnard's diminutive stature is balanced perfectly with Danny's powerful physique and looming alpha status. They're like Master Blaster from Mad Max, except the big guy is also the smart one and has to whisper what to say to his pet midget.

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It’s probably more akin to how ugly fat girls tend to have better personalities.

They can’t coast on their attractiveness so they actually try and develop some likable traits/skills.