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deathrash
brazilian edition
SLAYER FUCKING SLAYER DUDE SLAYERRRRRRR
First for nazi metalheads fuck off
boring album
destroying me atm
What's some good metal about pagan rituals, not satanism or wicca?
taking requests for numale/spurdo/whatever edits
There's a dude in some of my classes thats some sort of metalhead but its all like, Cannibal Corpse, Pantera, Meshuggah, and other "I've never ventured any farther than babies first extreme metal abums" kind of stuff
melodeath sucks
Death vs melodeath
Ok.
At least he's not just into Metallica and Slipknot like most "metalheads."
Werian for sure
Based Varathron poster, have you listened to Shaytan yet?
Oh no he has worn Metallica and Slipknot merch too. I figured it was implied haha
He's also got a denim jacket with patched, but they are all iron on and its like, same shit, all lowest common denominator metal
KING DIAMOND CAN'T SING FOR SHIT
Listening to Animist right now, pretty good so far.
you mean spurdo comic or something different?
NEW ARNAUT PAVLE
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All My Sins
The comic
>new Blind Guardian song
>no one talking about it
It's not a new Blind Guardian song. It's a Blind Guardian's Twilight Orchestra song.
>Lyrical themes:
Women's Rights, Veganism, Self-empowerment
Dropped
Aaaaach, I feel so good after working out!
Fucking love this album
feel like pure shit just want him back...
>Lyrical themes:
Women's Rights, Veganism, Self-empowerment
Picked up
YOU ARE NOT DEAD
YOU NEVER EXISTED
Still havent heard it, is it any good?
Does it have the band aswell, or just the orchestra?
>Carpet Bombing Nazareth
Sounds like a potential yikes. Unless it's about traveling 2000 years into the past and carpet bombing Jesus' birthplace, of course, then it's holy fucking based
Been wondering what happened to your blog.
cringe and fedorapilled
like clockwork
Mgla is boring. None of their riffs are memorable. If I asked you in real life to pantomime or hum a Mgla riff, I guarantee you would hesitate for least 3-4 seconds before being able to recall one from memory. The only counter-argument your pea brains could come up with would be, "Why would I entertain some internet autist by humming a riff?" The other big talking point is saying, "Oh if you hate Mgla, then you must like these poser raw black metal bands." Your pathetic minds are so perplexed by someone disliking your sacred cow band that you have resulted to just throwing a random laundry list of bands that fetch high prices on discogs in order to make your tastes somehow seem more valid or legitimate. Also, the people they choose to work or associate with does not somehow make the music better. At least try to back up their music by talking about the actual music.
Oh right, I'm supposed to shit on Mgla now that they've released a new album recently.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU BLASTING???
pretty much the definition of shaman metal haha
also check out Exuvia by Ruins of Beverast if you haven't already
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screw is good
Not nearly as good as Bálsýn but pretty enjoyable, also that riff at 3:19 is just glorious.
typical bm tremolo is "just glorious" to you?
Listen to Shaman Metal.
Listen to the melody, ape.
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT QUESTION MY DEFINITION OF GLORIOUS I MUST INSULT YOU
It's pretty common for bm and not at all what I'd consider to be "glorious".
cringe
based
Listen to Tyrants Blood you faggots.
Samhain is dope
what are some good labels to follow on bandcamp?
I listen to Dragon Metal exclusively.
going to see Mgla today and there's nothing you can do about it seething incel
Great for playing Skyrim
Stormspell Records
Listen to Marduk.
Who is this absolute Chad?
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Good job user, keep it up
ok but not that great
thx anyway
gonna see Nile at the end of the month
HYPE
Gay.
based
seething
Gay.
What's it feel like to be supporting fascists?
>when you troll reality
There's a dude on my Chinese basket weaving forum who's too insecure to to enjoy more mainstream metal bands and is always like "I'm seeking validation from a bunch of neckbeard trannies online".
>metal
>mfw nbbmn soon
u ready brehs
Imagine being this fucking retarded
>hurr durr dox yourself!!
>hate
grindcore
death
gothic
symphonic anything
power
progressive
>love
thrash
heavy
black
drone
doom
stoner
Simple as.
Thoughts on this absolute mædlad?
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love that guy
can't wait to hear what he has to say
if there is something or someone you can call true, its jon.
It's you, isn't it?
I like doing it, but the /nbbmn/ threads tend to be pretty horrible desu. /metal/ is dead and that place tends to be full of insecure tourists. I usually just go there, find some albums I haven't listened to and fuck off.
Grind is pure.
How do I get a metal bf lads
so this guy got trolled by a teenager and made a video about it?
Are you a man or woman?
first two weeks are fun tbqhwy. just ignore tripfags
why does it matter are you perhaps a bigot?
the only redeeming factor these last years has been doxanon
n1 la.
Woman
No, I'm gay.
Not interested.
no, I just love how he makes a total ass of himself
Oranssi Pazuzu playin in Toronto in a month, should I see them?
is that you Angel
Are they doing anything from Syntheosis?
The part at 3:30 is probably the heaviest thing I've ever heard in my entire life, despite the fact that I've been listening to nothing but slam and industrial black for the last few months.
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seconded, what do you guys like in women
Unlikely, but I love their shit without the orchestra more desu
What's the /Metal/ equivalent of this?
I'll settle for anything 2bh
Do you have any idea how annoying a bad gf is
No matter if you're right or leftwing, or center or whatever, this album will probably leave you questioning your political position and make you very uncomfortable.
I have a theory that every single metal musician is secretly Dan Swanö. Opinions?
Destroying nu-queer-faggocore.
Judging from reddit "metal girls", fitness
Are you a twink?
>reddit "metal girls"
This is a thing? I'm gonna need to research this.
dont
While researching, post some Backgroundcore
Daily reminder that homosexuality is the only truly metal orientation as it's fundamentally opposed to the teachings of all Abrahamic religions
Anyone know some psychedelic funk metal? Think early Funkadelic (Especially Standing on the Verge) meets Venom/Motorhead
based and ghaal attentionwhorepilled
Guess I'll work out
You say that like it's a bad thing (mentioning reddit)
Fitness is super important. Self improvement is metal
I mean, he actually is the most metal person of all time
heh, nothing personnel fascists...
What about zoophilia?
>mineral
nah what I meant was that they're all fat fucks masquerading as alt girls whereas if they were attractive they would all be stacies instead
If you didn't know gaahl praised nazis
Devourment
not breathing is also fundamentally opposed to the teachings of all Abrahamic religions, you should try it
Bolzer—Hero
Wanna come to my place and listen to the new Mgła?
Otter.
>piercing
no thanks
Primus is the closest thing I can think of, but it's not "technically" metal.
Don’t really like the new mgła album desu sorry honey you’re out of luck
is bölzerposting a meme now
It's just one shill. Quite a few anons have been posting the same album every thread now actually. That's a common issue with generals, everyone's a comedian forcing their epic joke all the time.
still better than that comedian who posted his charts
Haha that's ok Chad just told me he's free after all. He's bringing his Groza vinyl too :)
daily reminder that you're a numale bugman if you don't listen to power metal
good luck finding a metal gf with no piercings bra
>metal gf
why would anyone want that?
Why do they do this? It looks horrible.
Have been listening to a lot of Incantation lately. What's their best album bros?
there are no girls gthat actually like metal, there are just gfs who act like they are into what their bf is into
when was the last time you met an actual metalhead girl who knows her shit?
i think they want to change themselves via their appearance (i.e. hair dye, makeup, tattoos), metal for a lot of people is about aesthetic as much as it is about the music / energy
I know one, autistic as fuck but hey so are we
This. Wanna hang out at my place and listen to the new Twilight Force? It's so much fun.
>metal for a lot of people is about aesthetic as much as it is about the music / energy
That's because it is. Remove distortion and effects and play it at a normal pace and it's completely uninteresting. Metal is strictly superficial, at least roasties got that right.
>remove texture out of music and it will lose a certain amount of appeal
Woah dude holy shit no way wow you are so smart, very insightful for your age.
Instead of playing your guitar, dice some onions. Instead of playing drums, cut some tomatoes. Instead of screaming, add some oil on top. Now instead of metal you have a fucking salad.
See? Metal is superficial
Relatable-ass quints.
Instead of playing Beethoven's 5th on a grand piano with an entire orchestra giving backing ambience play it slowly on a uke now do you see how shallow and superficial Beethoven's stuff is?
>distortion is so central to music if you remove it it stops being music altogether
this is your brain on power chords
plenty of people do that and it still sounds good because it's genuinely good music are you fucking retarded lol
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wtf I never realised how superficial classical music is. Until now.
>Did you guys know that if you do something differently, then something different will happen?
do girls that listen to metal really like it or are they just pretending
>messiah complex
>into mysticism
>doesn't deny having totalitarian tendencies
>obsessed with hierarchy and discipline
>wants to use music as a brainwashing tool to instill his values into the masses
>cherrypicks Nietzschean concepts to suit his ideology
>wants to control capitalism through state power
is our boy HHH... you know....
a nazi?
What is the most evil black metal album?
it's a lullaby it's basically how it was always meant to be played
pretty based
the ones with floofy hair aren't pretending
in b4 sacred son
Mudvayne
Sacred Son
Isolating melodies and playing them in a soft and simple manner is in no way bad music. It's actually the root of all music people make.
Nazbol black metal? Who knew.
it's pretty good
Nazi-antifa black metal fucking when?
Dark Descent and 20 Buck Spin, of course.
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This isn't any worse/"superficial" than the ocarina cover. You're also retarded for dismissing texture as a legitimate tool in writing music.
my favorite song is Enter The Sandman by The Metallicas i love headbangign to it lol
Wow holy shit it is, really cool.
Post based album covers.
Which one should I get?
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The burzum s/t looks nice.
>ocarina cover
can you please stop embarrassing yourself
Don't forget Maggot Stomp
like all good metalheads, I am an ardent misogynist and celibate
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>he doesn't listen to surf metal
this but 100% unironically
funeral time
Link me a good nazi metal song because all ive heard is total shit and i'm a nazi
pssh!
THIS is surf metal
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>i'm a nazi
massive yikes
>Yikes
Fuck off reddit
nice, have you read Mad Max's story?
>speaking like a cartoon character
jeepers creepers that sure is a zoinks from me
Based Chimera-poster
New Darkthrone, best thing they've released in years
Absolutely
Try a real man's instrument
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Kinky, might listen to it
Funeral time it is
Suggest me some DM bands with lyrics like Gorement
Yes
What does /metal/ think of Martial Industrial?
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I have not
TEN THOUSAND UP FRONT
TEN THOUSAND WHEN IM THROUGH
>Pantera is trash
>ride my bike
>some 10 yo scamps playing with toy laser guns and try to point them to my eye
>I give them an angry look then try to ignore them
>xddd are you a woman or a man
>I flip them off while not even turning around
>the scamps proceed to point the laser at my back trying to aim for my head but to no avail as I'm heading in the opposite direction
felt great
>18 8 98
Did women adopt this style in 1998?
user...
SHE'S WEARING WHITE AGAIN
>BUT COLORS ALWAYS BETRAY
Give me Groove/Black metal.
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NEXT DAY FATHER DAVID PASSED AWAY
AT COMMUNION TIME
WHY, HE NEVER EVER WOULD KNOW WHY
BUT HE LOOKED AT THE EYE
>narrated by James Hetfield
Great.
seconding this
>metal
>not pop/rock
>The thread about us being nazis will reach bump limit faster than this one
Post obscure, underrated shit
>my fucking face when that riff at 2:12 hits
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Do you happen to listen to Ares Kingdom?
No, but I probably should since it's the same guy who's behind the project.
Their latest sounds the most like Vulpecula
Their earlier stuff sounds like Deceased/Arghoslent
Maybe if you weren't acting like uncivilized retards in that thread it wouldn't even get close to limit
I'll check it out! Saw that it's the same guy that's behind Order From Chaos as well. Based dude.
>Thread full of shitposts reaches the bump limit faster
Who would have thought?
/meal/ sometimes has threads with more than 100 posters and they're kinda slow as well, but they're usually the comfiest ones.
This. Who fucking cares. Those bands are pretty sick desu. Most of my favorite new bands are deathcore but it doesn't mean I don't listen to Yea Forums approved death metal too.
Please listen to the Taake trilogy it's excellent norwegian black metal you've probably heard it before but if so please give it another try thanks in advance.
Based Taake the only Norwegian band still making good music
Give me some metal for coping with the fact that Israel was involved in 9/11 and yet Jews dominate banking, media and finance the world over anyway.
It hurts.
Make a Change... Kill Yourself
>jews giving other jews awards for spreading jewish ideology means something
cope
Nobel prizes are a Norwegian/Swedish foundation
>jews only live in Israel
dilate
Except the Nobel Assembly is run by Swedes
>being jewish is a nationality
Seeing as how Sweedes literally see it as an honor to be ethnically replaced by illiterate niggers, I'd honestly be happier if they dished out Nobel prizes from Tel-Aviv
what's the point of metal? aren't you supposed to grow out of teenage angst?
Why are you afraid
the teenage angst can't escape no matter how much i try
Only fools have no fear.
Metal is required for deadlifting 600+ lbs
non-negotiable.
You seriously have no idea what it means to be a healthy adult male with fully functioning testicles and it shows.
I'm not kidding.
Beta male bugmen types do not posses the capacity to truly know what the mentality gap is between them and a healthy male.
It's why antifa is violent. They truly do not comprehend the sheer brutality in store for when they make real men angry enough to leave their jobs.
Absolutely in love with pic related.
What else would I like ?
>THEY'RE AFTER ME
>THEY'RE OUT TO GET ME
>I GUESS THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS
>WHEN
>YOU
>KNOW
>TOO
>MUUUUUUUUUUUCH
kino
Chads listen to top 40 music. Metal is for neckbeards.
probably mgla, mastodon, behemoth or some other gay mediocre shit
powerlifting is for neckbeards.
Chad was going to be Chad even if he never entered a gym and when he does it's for aesthetics.
>powerlifting
have fun with your shriveled steroid dick.
Alright thanks for the recommendations faggot
its true
nigger, steroids are far more common among aesthetic oriented gym goers, ask /fit/. The average powerlifters are fat and strong and generally don't want steroids given that their looks don't matter to them anyway and just want to see what they can do. also, even if you fuck up steroids, they dont effect your cock size, just balls. If you need to cry about being an incomplete male, just go on Yea Forums
>they dont effect your cock size, just balls
yeah that's way better LOL
Obligatory
>LET THE DEVIL IN!
>LET THE DEVIL IN!
>LET THE DEVIL IN!
>LET THE DEVIL IN!
industrial downtempo is kino
Umm... isn't he like, a racist???
taake is cool man, thanks for posting.
Alright user, since you asked nicely I'll blast it right now
Who cares
post underrated masterpieces
You're not non-white, are you?
I see you learned from the Burzum hate thread, please keep this attitude in the future
WHAT ALBUM IS THAT ARTWORK FROM, OR WHO
whoever did your lobotomy
wow ok dude that wasn't very cool of you to say
>national suicide prevention week
what should I listen to before sweet, sweet release
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The guy from And End... actually did it
Based cuck
unironically this
respond to me you fucking bully motherfucker i have a bone to pick with your fag ass
Rip david
>christian black metal
batushka is fucking gay
>lol dude it's up to you to decide if we are anti black metal or black metal
faggots
>t. low iq poseur
According to this chart, Sigh is very high IQ
Sigh isn't black metal
Scorn Defeat is
is this accurate?
yes
>elite musicianship
>war metal
>liturgy
>deathspell
>high iq
>transylvanian hunger
>panzer division marduk
>low iq
something is VERY wrong here
Anyone seen Max and Iggor performing the Beneath/Arise material? Worth seeing or are they too washed up now?
Anyone know anything about Morbid Saint's "2nd album" Destruction System? I'm aware that it's a demo, but the finished version was released in limited quantities in 2015 (for some strange reason.) iTunes has a compilation of Spectrum of Death and Destruction System, but I'm not sure if it's the old demo or the finished version.
Kek.
When was the problem of metal music solved?
I'd say somewhere around 1993 with 1998 being an arguable absolute cut-off
>When was the problem of metal music solved?
Why do you phrase questions like a snarky limp-wristed soiboy?
You got that impression from 8 words?
How could you not?
Yeah, I wasn't aware that there was a metal problem. If you weren't a hipster mongoloid, you could have wrote "which year did metal hit it's peak?."
Darkthrone and Marduk are not only rifflet but they are also not very intelligent people or original and are very much part of the "trve black metal" hivemind, and besides they're just near the middle in the chart
I'm not a soiboy or a former soiboy so I wouldn't know.
>or a former soiboy
that's an extremely specific thing to say
>I'm not a soiboy or a former soiboy so I wouldn't know.
Fenriz is pretty obviously the most based and aware BM figure
doesn't mean he's high IQ and doesn't negate how uncreative Darkthrone's music is
How are you guys so knowledgeable on what a soiboy says? Even detecting one through such short vague sentences? It's either you spend your day around them or you are one yourself.
Fenriz is a skinnyfat loser who cried like a bitch for getting kicked off a public bus for having drugs
nice brain gymnastics you greasy dweeb
Okay nu male. Seen any good blacked videos lately?
> Even detecting one through such short vague sentences?
cringe
>Y-You're the soiboy NOT ME!!!!
This but unironically.
oof sweetie, this is a lot to unpack, yikes! bruh what even
This right here is the closest I've ever come to finding the epitome of "fat girlfriend whose pussy goes SPLOOSH-SPLOOSH-SPLOOSH-core"
cringe, shut up faggot ill tear out your god damn spine
You can barely wipe your own ass, let alone perform such an invasive surgery.
post music actually suitable for people over 20
*rapes you*
>playing D&D over the age of 16
>listening to flower metal over the age of 13
Hating women is a sign of
>low IQ
>low testosterone
>no social skills
>bad hygiene
>poser taste
>t. 18 years old
>"Hey guys which one is funnier flower metal or ghoul metal?"
Posting shit like this is a sign of
>underage
>no life experiences
>being naive
how does it feel to not have friends?
>White Skull - The Dark Age
Nice album art
this ain't it, chief. Who hurt you?
I felt that
>kys
It was solved in 1970 with Paranoid.
Hating women is a sign of
>Mensa level IQ
>high testosterone
>alpha social skills
>pristine hygiene
>based taste
Fixed
>you promised you wouldn't wear your Goatwhore shirt tonight
wat do
Does that one hit close to home, Starbucks thot?
Saw Taphos and Superstition tonight, AMA
Taphos-- played decent but kinda cringe antics (Europeans)
Superstition-- based (Americans), would recommend
chill
What are some BM shirts that will trigger soiboys? Pic related
Manager: How much soiboy tears do you want
Darker than black records: yes
Have fun getting beaten up at shows with that one on
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Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
wear my goatwhore shirt
Deathspell Omega maybe the Si Monumentum Requires Circumspice album, Behemoth but specifically The Satanist
Wouldn't want to get pelted with a tiny soft pillow-fist, now would we?
Imagine posting on an anime board about a band you don’t like. Imagine the seethe.
How is this album so fucking good?
it's the racist riffs
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