LOL DUDE

whoa based

Why are grown men mad at a 17yo who makes music for an audience of teenage girls. This thread is the equivalent of raging of a Need for Speed movie on Yea Forums. Literally never heard more than 20-30 seconds of her music, I'm sure you can do the same

I don't want my teenage sister taking this wigger strung out on xannies and dex for a role model

daily reminder that increased facial assimmetry is a reliable marker for increased mutational load and higher incidence of mental diseases as well as congenital birth defects.

>never heard more than 20- 30 seconds
thats because you don't socialise you incestial freak

Dude she's SEVENTEEN!!!

she's not gonna fuck you user stop trying to force Tool onto her

I'm not sure what clubs or bars you're going out to where they play billie eilish, only heard bad guy because of memes and another of hers beause it was on an insta ad

desu I've been trying to get her into P.O.D. because their sound is great for adolescent angst but the subliminal message behind their songs is Jesus

>why won't my teenage sister get into nu christian metal made by 40 year old men with goatees

Bruh she's been a payola favorite since this time last year.

yes the music industry is an industry, it sucks but it nothing new. I get not liking her she doesn't make good music, i just don't understand why you guys are acting so surprised and outraged about it
the whole industry revolves around appealing to people under 18, been that way for a good 20-30 years

This is what teenage female singer songwriters looked like and sounded like in the 90s

How did we fall so low?
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Fiona had a beautiful alto voice.

Billie has a terrible alto voice.

Fiona also plays the piano and writes her songs

>17
>sings about sucking dick
Why?

Something something massive knockers.

nme.com/news/music/billie-eilish-talks-about-being-sexualised-and-hiding-her-body-2546278

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wow she ugly

Her eyes are legitimately uneven.

because the only alternative to billy eyelash is clearly "nu christian metal made by 40 year old men with goatees"

cuz 17 year olds do that boomer

what song?

You know what would make this chick interesting?

If he brother who writes all her songs is fucking her and he writes the lyrics about sucking dick

We've already shown she's woke-for-pay. She makes anti-drug songs because she gets money for it.

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youu said it not me

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i hope when she's legal she shows off those bobs

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what is going on here? is this some zoomer thing i don't understand??

you just KNOW

its not but in that case show her some siouxsie sioux, erykah badu, idk just some female figure she can identify with not P.O.D who are, as i described, nu christian metal made by 40 yo men with goatees

that was his chance to slap the shit out of her and be able to call it an accident whoever the fuck that is done goof'd

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Floridian mating ritual

not really

youtube.com/watch?v=fxvkI9MTQw4

It's your DNA that's sexualizing you honey, not men.

Kim Deal wasnt a teenager in the 90s. Fiona was 19 in 1996

They were probably fucking legally given that this gif was taken in Montreal where age of consent is 16.

DUDE IM SO FAT

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is that menstrution blood?

She sat on a berry.

Are there any songs where she doesn't sing with so much air? Those breathy vocals are irritating as hell.

I wasn't on tons of drugs and skipping school to sing to zoomers.

she looks dead-eyed and 10 years older than she actually is at 17

imagine what she'll look like at 30, I feel sorry for people like this desu

finally a roastie hate thread. why does mu have the most cucked beta white knights per capita? stop bingeing on fantano and get some taste.

That implies she can sing.

Is that fucking period blood or something?

because it's degenerate garbage pushed on kids. not everybody is a leftist nu-male like you who covers their ears and says "lalala everything is ok :) :) happy happy" instead of facing facts

She obviously fetishizes black bodies.

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WELL SHE WAS JUST SEVENTEEN
AND YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

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The fast and furious movies rising to super mainstream stardom, along with the avengers movies, made it impossible for mid budget blockbusters to exist. You no longer get movies with original ideas and not a huge budget rising to mainstream. And you can thank F&F as well as cocksuckers like you that think its harmless for that. Go fuck yourself

And Billy Eyelash has somehow made it impossible for good music to exist?

Do you not understand the concepts of trends and influence?

Teenage singer-songwriters in the 00s:

youtube.com/watch?v=bqpA5Acc8-c

youtube.com/watch?v=L8p5t4uPCZQ

youtube.com/watch?v=l3cQUeGWcf0

youtube.com/watch?v=_WrH7LKQEHk

I was angry and jerked off a lot.

False. Those involve the man feeding the woman conch pistol.

I feel sorry for her. She's way too young for all the attention and scrutiny to not likely fuck her life. All these people get too famous too young, and it ruins them. People need to mature before diving into that shit or they will most likely drown.

Guarantee the moment she turns 18 her marketer overlords will demand she put millers on display. She'll pose in her underwear or in censored nudes for a magazine or album promotion. Year or 2 after that her personal nudes will leak

I'm pretty sure she's an actual cyborg

What does it matter? In less than 100 years, you, me, and her will all be rotting in the ground

Why does she dress like a mid-90s gangsta rapper?

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Annie Leibovitz is on standby

Was just scrolling some articles about her. It was funny to see her telling people to stop "slut-shaming" her fashion choices, encouraging her fans to be anti-gun, and then talking about how the industry manipulated women. How ironic.

I will rot in the ocean

Because she's just one of the guys xDDdD

I'm on the far-left and don't understand why many in my subculture think she's "challenging the music industry" or whatever. I for one don't see her as even remotely socially conscious, just another garden-variety middle class white liberal. The way she mocks black culture, uses black culture to appear "edgy" (and thus making the connotation of blackness with "evil"), returns to patriarchy by flaunting her ass on IG while still legally a minor, and promotion of mindless consumerism via IG flexing should prove she's not remotely a person on the left.

I'd rather keep who I was at 17 than ever be Billie Eilish.
Imagine wanting to be somebody else? I hope you don't do this.

Black people don't give a fuck about her. I think she has maybe 12 black fans.

The fact that you idiots speak about this moron for hours on end, even days and weeks on end at times, is so telling of how little any of you actually know or care about music. You have nothing better to discuss than this fucking moron? Of course you don't. There are a billion styles of music and the shit that gets the most attention is some industry plant.

>I'm on the far-left and don't understand why many in my subculture think she's "challenging the music industry" or whatever.
That perception purely comes from being (aesthetically) the opposite of the usual pop princesses - baggy clothes, no makeup, messy hair etc. and 'edgy' pop that references memes and shit. Objectively the marketing behind is pretty ingenious desu in distilling what appeals to zoomers.

There is nothing genius about it, it's just that people who like it are incredibly stupid.

Reminds me of how in the early 2000s Avril Lavigne was marketed as the "anti-Britney". She was "punk" enough for all the 14-year old girls who wanted the credibility without having to be committed to the substance.

The whole "it's just her and her brother recording music in their bedroom" thing falls apart once you learn Billie was signed to a major label from day one and also has a lot of corporate product endorsements, hence the loose-fitting designer clothes.

I'm almost certain she's being paid to write pro-climate, pro-vegan, anti-gun, etc. messages too.

>no vocal power

I wrote huge programmatic sonatas and developed in fragments the philosophy of the coming age.

>durrr u wudn't complain about the biggest name in pop music if u listened to anything else
Retard logic

>I'm almost certain she's being paid to write pro-climate, pro-vegan, anti-gun, etc. messages too.
Yeah no shit.
The whole thing reminds me of CyberPunk. You've got the mainstream pop with pro-authority messages controlled by the corporations, then you have the alternative musicians with "anti-authority" messages that are controlled by the exact same corporations.

She's likely never had an original thought in her life, and at this point never will

I mean, her parents homeschooled her so she could become a pop star.

masturbated to lewd anime lol

shit is dank

Based scatfag

why are white guys so obsessed with this?

so she likes black guys? so what? you people act like it's the end of the world or something.

youtu.be/I3QbJlDpmZw

I have no idea what's going on but I can tell late night talk shows are the same hot garbage everywhere.

When I was 17 I went to 3 parties in 1 night

What about you tho ?

It’s a game called ninja, look it up

it is

for both blacks and whites

She’s straight edge doesnt even smoke cigs regularly

About the same as Billie there except I didn't have a team of record producers and executives propping me up and dumping millions into producing and advertising my music. It just sat un listened on my laptop.

This isn't bad though?