/metal/

Listen to dopethrone

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youtube.com/watch?v=FBVSuJkEDH4

hmm, sounds pretty cool
youtube.com/watch?v=qNv6nnN02XA

23, but I'm glad median age of this thread-posting is back

Like it or not, fatty, you cannot deny that this is the ultimate WORKOUT metal!

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I'm 666

This song is a bit repetitive, but I really love the hook so I don't mind. The King In Crimson is a real banger. I'd even say the first 8 songs are all great and it only goes a bit wonky with the last track.

just curious, is there any girls here?

Eyehategod is fucking terrible. Listen to good sludge like horseburner.

>Trym Torson
bm guys sure like strange aliases

Yes but we're casuals

>my favorite metal band? GALNERYUS of course

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AOTY just dropped

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me t b h

stop shilling this guy

I AINT NO GOD DAMN SON OF A BITCH

melodeath sucks

That's like your opinion man

Book of Thel, though

Honestly, it's just a really good album. I also love the Tower and Trumpets of Jericho.

mfw

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Cool cover.

Lol i would if i was still 20 & in my lol dude weed phase. Now its just shit.

Big bois listen to pic related.

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no

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watch out we've got a big boy here

what is it?

metal

hellhammer > trym
youtube.com/watch?v=hcjLtmBFWcQ

W-what kind of metal do girls listen to?

>finnblack darkthrone clone
ah yes the album of the year

Arnaut Pavle

What actually is the best stoner band? Is it Kyuss?

They just finger their pussy and assholes and listen to the squishy sound of their pussyjuices and asshole juices.

nu metal

underageb&

We're not a hivemind mate, but I like tech and prog death. Never really got into black except for some stuff like DS O

Cathedral
youtube.com/watch?v=VkTk1o59UMA

i like them both, don't make me choose one.

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>Carpet Bombing Nazareth
Every fucking time,

Yes, only for Welcome to Sky Valley

Absolute chad taste

Yeah, not buying it. Still better than the usually communist USBM that gets touted as AOTY around here.

Ok that’s actually a good choices

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I know two metalheads in person. One likes popular shit and is really chill, the other likes Icelandic black metal and mocks me constantly for my tastes

Hellhammer is one of the biggest Scandinavian metal drummers, he recorded with everyone from Jorn Lande to Shining

Hellhammer is a prog guy at heart
youtube.com/watch?v=d54hc5fbzS4

>>finnblack darkthrone clone
yes, except way better than darkthrone

gonna look it up now. ''Darkthrone clone'' is all too often code word for fucking awesome, often with just the right amount of second wave influence and uniqueness
Looked it up. Yep it's based

Based

this shit slaps

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Stop posting shitty sludge

Well you know what it means when guys tease you

stop hatin

>implying I didn't know it before

Certified big boi list:
Mgla
Behemoth
Deathspell Omega
Blut aus Nord
Darkthrone
Burzum
Akhlys
AFCC
Drudkh
Falls of Rauros
Fen
Moonsorrow
Xasthur
Leviathan
Portal
Batushka
Summoning

>Black metal fan shitting on peoples tastes
Sounds about right.

I have basically the same tastes though, I listen to a lot of slightly proggy tech death mostly. Pic related is some of my favorite albums, you might enjoy some of it.

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>the other likes Icelandic black metal and mocks me constantly for my tastes
Why? I never really got the hype for the Icelandic scene. I've listened to some albums because they were from there and I can't even remember the.
Have I missed the amazing ones? Does anyone here know some good BM bands from there?

Is that shit for real? I thought that was just an excuse schools made to avoid having to deal with asshole kids

I've listened to about 60% of these, good tastes. I'll check out the others. Would recommend Pavor - Furioso and Lykathea Aflame/Appalling Spawn if you haven't listened to them.

Don't ask me, I don't listen to it!

more like big soi

Dio pioneered Epic Doom Metal and Power Metal? Who else has pioneered multiple genres?

I'll be sure to look into these, thanks user.

Motorhead pioneered speed, thrash, death and black metal.

This cover is better than the original.

youtube.com/watch?v=LsLSK4-He8c

Iommi pioneered Dio

Iommi pioneered everyone. He is metal incarnate.

>the usually communist USBM
what the fuck am I hearing?

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Shadows over a dark lost kingdom
The dark clouds are neverending

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except Blackmore. Blackmore was in a league of his own on par with Hendrix.

This album just blew my mind but apparently it's not as acclaimed as their next few albums. Why is that?

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Post more good sludge

One of the best ever too. My dream tour all time would be Led Zeppelin, Black Sabbath, Deep Purple, and Uriah Heep.

youtube.com/watch?v=nbNv_j_gHnM

Soi was what came out if your moms ass when i finally pulled out

the Rattling Bones tour

I don't listen to metal but I would for the guy in the OP, what a qt.

I don’t give a fuck man, seeing all 4 together in their primes would have been otherworldly.

are you a guy (male)

>it's not as acclaimed as their next few albums. Why is that?
because it's not gay melodeath that RYM soiboys can get into

What was the one song that really sold you on metal. For me it was Holy Diver.

Ah... power metal bros, making symphonic metal not the faggiest metal.

why? cuz you kissed your dad to that song?

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ildjarn - forest crypt

can it be called power metal
youtube.com/watch?v=BnvYJ_FAZDc

I'm a cute little girl

>kissed

Leave the hall

nah this one

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Probably painkiller (or maybe some Type O Negative song?)

Iron Maiden's Hallowed Be Thy Name, I think. I was 8 years old so I cannot remember well.

Kiss your dad in the hall instead

I'll kiss your dad instead
and fuck him

I don’t get why you hate Dio. That’s just baffling to me.

I kiss my dad and mom all the time, I love them both.

Should i listen Zyklon?

Time to post life metal

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holy based

Paranoid or Seek and Destroy

Is today daddy makeout day on /meal/?

Listen to Urine Festival

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power metal - best aspects of metal + melody
it's scientifically the best genre of metal
youtube.com/watch?v=cMne2jBQo1Y

Life?

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youtube.com/watch?v=j34juXrJWqw

Didn’t euronymous claim anything that wasn’t Mayhem was life metal?

more like söytifically

not him but it blows my mind that anyone could dislike this song

Jokes on you, I didn't listen it

Listen Marduk

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Funeral Ejaculation from Ebu Gogo Gutting the Child

>friend gives me the aux
>play Repulsion - Horrified
He was not a fan.
Have you guys ever tried to share more extreme stuff with your friends? How'd they react?

What a coincidence I wonder how many of us there are

>best aspects of metal
such as: gay larping, fedora fantasy, high-pitched ballless vocals, thinly veiled Christian preaching, and stupid manchild fans? yeah sure power is all about that

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>thinly veiled Christian preaching
>fedora fantasy
a discrepancy

>I don’t get why you hate Dio. That’s just baffling to me.

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Power metal actually takes talent to play for one thing, unlike 99% of black metal

Go listen to your shitty grindcore and slam idiot, clearly you have lousy taste and I don’t want to discuss metal with a simpleton.

yes (yes)

everyone's stoked on it
only such bangers as Unburying the Carrion come close

More like this?

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>it's this easy to bait /metal/

>Music being hard to play makes it good

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Look at this tryhard poser

>Go listen to your shitty grindcore and slam idiot, clearly you have lousy taste and I don’t want to discuss metal with a simpleton.

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based (based)

>thinly veiled Christian preaching
based
youtube.com/watch?v=bR4z4Wg-2_c

Go listen to pop punk then and tell me how good it is.

Motorbreath

Fuck off poser. You're not a metalhead if you dont like Dio

Just listen to what you fucking like nimrods, why anyone would even try to fit in on a Bhutanese grave digging board is beyond me.

Iron Maiden - Iron Maiden

dio sucks

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>this guy

all these things apply to black metal

Newfags

>dio

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step aside kiddos
youtube.com/watch?v=F9cqKafnUrk

If Yea Forums is so infested with posers and newfags that Dio is hated now, then I’m leaving the hall and burning it down too. Fuck y’all

Bye

Die poser

Where else is there to go?

How new are you? /metal/ always falls for bait.

I dunno man, at least I can understand what they're saying. A friend of mine listens to utter shit like Necrophagist and Dying Fetus, and I can't say it even constitutes as music...

What’s the average IQ of /metal/? Room temp?

>you´re not a punk fan if you dont like the exploited

Necrophagist is garbage and technical wankery but Dying Fetus is great.

Power metal guitarists are often adept at shredding, but rarely employ it in a tasteful manner. Most of the time they don't even play riffs, that's of course largely the EUPM style of just doing root notes of a chord progression under the vocals. The rest of the band contributes even less of interest than the guitarist. At least black metal drumming had some big standouts like Hellhammer, Horgh, Frost, and Fenriz.

I think thrash drummers and non brutal death drummers tend to be among the best

t.

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>Necrophagist is garbage
disagree.

In extreme metal, the vocals are more like another instrument. You don't need to understand them, just assume they're some rubbish about gore or murder.

we're all girls on this sight

>hating on dio

If u do this you are oficially a nigger

what about bestial black metal caveman drums?

>I can't understand it, so it doesn't sound like music.

>dios music was hard to understand, avant-garde, hard to get into music

if you kiss your dad to dio playing in the background, you are based.

This.

I don't know about the average IQ, but the median age of this thread is 15

dio is gay

>median

one friend of mine actually said one time, enjoying death metal lyrics is more evil than homicide

>Enjoying death metal lyrics is more evil than homicide

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It's really cool of you to spend time with the mentally disabled user.

yeah because when you enjoy texts about gore and stuff its worse than actually do it but not enjoy it dunno fuck her anyway

>just assume they're some rubbish about gore or murder
I had him pull up thr lyrics once because it's hard to understand it, but yeah you're right.
It was something about some mad king going around killing babies or some such BROODAL thing.

Yea probably true. Lombardo and Sandoval alone significantly pushed the boundaries for metal drumming and upped the ante for everyone else.

We all know that Black Sabbath were the first to invent metal music, but in your opinion, who were the best early/proto metal band?

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And that’s a good thing!

Black sabbath

Them honestly. But my top 5 “proto” bands are Black Sabbath, Led Zeppelin (they influenced folk metal a ton), Deep Purple, Uriah Heep, and Blue Oyster Cult

I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE AND I BRING YOU

Beastie Boys

Yes, lets post gay shit.

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>fire
>doo doot doo

Not THAT gay.

>w-what about BM? bwaaah I hate black metal so much they bully me!!!
actually
>gay larping
not much of it and non-gay kind
>fedora fantasy
no
>high-pitched ballless vocals
no
>thinly veiled Christian preaching
hahahahahaha no
>stupid manchild fans
no but this is what powerfags LOVE to believe to project their own insecurity onto others. manchildren listen to Sabaton, not BM. 99% of "haha are you troo koolt??" posts are by butthurt powersois who get called out as larpers, and need to project their shame badly on their most hated genre. fuck you.

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Can we go back to when Death metal was just about b movie tier horror themes like deceased or esoteric bullshit

>inb4 Gorgoroth

Do black metal or power metal fans like 3 inches of blood since they’re kinda a mix

All metal should just be about horror imagery, any other topic is gay.

sounds like Malmsteen with growling to me

Based post.

>All metal should just be about horror imagery
yeah dude, like stoner.
*rips a fatass bong*

all stoner rock or stoner metal sucks

i like neither power nor black but your coping is mind-boggling

gayest post in the thread

This is all I need to utterly wreck your post

m.youtube.com/watch?v=-VBdAY8eA9w

Cathedral kicks ass.

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youtube.com/watch?v=pORzZ2-satE&

Fiah.

Hey guys, just a friendly reminder that metal music is derived from punk music and most of metal's roots come from punk rock, so you're welcome, metalfags

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>likes sucking s0i

youtube.com/watch?v=eJlX73QIbfY

wut

That’s not true, metal came from the blues and psychedelia

Metal predates punk.

Metal is derived from blues/jazz/rock'n'roll exercises of early hard rock bands like Black Sabbath that made records before many "punks" were born.

>taking the bait

what are some comfy atmospheric black metal albums

There's just some bands you can't dislike when you consider yourself a fan of metal. Dio is a metal forefather, you have to respect what they did in helping create the genre. If you say you don't like Dio at a metal show, prepare to get fucking patronized by 99 percent of the people there

New Atlantean Kodex album lads

youtube.com/watch?v=q5YCe0hcKgA

I said that Dio sucks at a Carpathian Forest show, everybody laughed.

Kind of agree, you don't have to enjoy the music but you should still respect pioneers.

Keep seething, you know I'm right

They were laughing at you. Also carpathian forest is very generic. Get better taste faggot.

fuck dio you pussy

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Are BM fans the most obnoxious of all metal fans?

>If you say you don't like Dio at a metal show, prepare to get fucking patronized by 99 percent of the people there
holy shit how old are you

Would you say you hated Dio to these guys?

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Hard to say, they're definitely up there though.

Who are the chillest metal fans?

35, I don’t attend zoomer concerts like blackgaze and fedora tier atmoshit. Only doom, and OSDM.

for me its le epic sabaton powerwolf drink le mead amon amarth \m/ shits

Metalcore fans

Yes

Doom fans that aren’t stoner fans and non slam death metal fans. Every true doom fan I’ve met has been super chill and willing to discuss bands and offer recommendations

lel wanted to reply to

I said the chillest *metal* fans

This. For whatever reason doom fans do not seem to give a shit what everyone else likes and if people don’t like what they do. Probably among the most mature fans except for stoner faggots.

Probably grind or doom. Thrash guys are fun but can get irritating after a while. And death guys are chill but annoyingly edgy.

In high school I showed a guy None So Vile. He made fun of Lord Worm. That's what I get showing BDM to a guy who likes A Day to Remember.

NP: Bolt Thrower - In Battle There is No Law

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What are grindcore fans like?

Aggresive party animals

gay

People that wish they were gg allin

chill as fuck and smoke hella weed

either smelly punks or drunk party metalheads

fun
youtube.com/watch?v=Te9ZaXexmJk

Fact: Metalcore/deathcore fans are more chill than any metal fan

they all look like skate punk kiddos to me.

Metalcore fans are actually really fucking annoying and never shut the fuck up

nop, most DC kids are unbearably edgy, MC as well to a lesser extent.

Core kids are usually skater normies so that makes sense they'd be more sociable than metalheads, who are often outcasts

What are some albums that people should get patronized for their obvious stupid behaviour if they dont like it?

before any punk or even proto-punk:
youtube.com/watch?v=Yre7wNoLhEA

I mean if they criticize it

this, i used to be one

>"before any punk or even proto-punk"
>posts clip from 1970
Kek

m.youtube.com/watch?v=QdxScXolsJU

Is pornogrind the most based genre of metal?

Why do these faggots disable comments?

youtube.com/watch?v=5ATXdBO3d6Q&t=4s

dude, smoke a bong to sweet leaf by black sabbath. you dont regret it

>disable comments
why do you care? yt comments are a fucking sewer

Yes
youtube.com/watch?v=5Sh_0Fsn1-M

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yeah dude, the kinks are, like, proto-punk, and proto-metal

other good songs after taking a hit?

Popethrone by Ghost

Hero by Bölzer. If you want to do some push-ups while high, that is - which I wholeheartedly recommend.

Bongripper

good songs after taking a shit?

Meat shits

the solo from whide boy by nik kershaw

Black Sabbath - the wizard
Black Sabbath - paranoid
Bathory - foreverdark woods
Any Viking metal era Bathory
I also listened to this album on acid as a teenager and smoked weed to it all the time: youtube.com/watch?v=Rc6YROJbW4w
Black spell of destruction Burzum
Anything by Burzum

Is The Convalescence any good?

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Why aren’t you listening to the best current stoner band?

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why didnt your parents abort you?

Why haven’t you killed yourself?

sounds like shitty opeth/mastodon/baroness alternative metal

>opeth
>alternative metal
What did I hear?

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youtu.be/ZCkHanF4v1w

>

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>tfw metal was made for acid this whole time
youtube.com/watch?v=u3CaNRVI35Q

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NSBM.

listen to marduk

youtube.com/watch?v=sEmqylIxOUo

more like BDSM

Once you've heard one stoner band you've heard them all.

London?

All of those are good

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Is Watain the shittiest, and dare I say, most generic Black Metal band of all time? Discuss

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kek no, I like them

Why didn't you tell me that Mastodon is actually really good?

this video and song is fucking gay tho

youtube.com/watch?v=qGPYb2y_PDA

They suck live

Pls explain and save me a 4 hour drive in a few months

yes. their lead singer is the epitome of a cringe 100% unironic black metal band member. not to mention they have one OK album and that's it.

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I'm seeing them live so I hope not

Think just the most generic riffs and drumming possible. I guess they’re cool if you want goat blood thrown on you. They spend a good 15 minutes just doing some stupid satanic ritual.

>Not liking Dio.
Shit taste.

I was really hyped when they announced this new fully orchestraded Blind Guardian album but after hearing this, I don't know anymore, it sounds pretty boring and pretentious.

youtube.com/watch?v=WIP3tbE-gXA

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What is the best Accept song and why is it Princess of the Dawn?
youtube.com/watch?v=5a5U9nzMzXU

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YOU BETTER THINK ABOUT IT BAYBEH !!

Iron Maiden - Powerslave

Mgla is boring. None of their riffs are memorable. If I asked you in real life to pantomime or hum a Mgla riff, I guarantee you would hesitate for least 3-4 seconds before being able to recall one from memory. The only counter-argument your pea brains could come up with would be, "Why would I entertain some internet autist by humming a riff?" The other big talking point is saying, "Oh if you hate Mgla, then you must like these poser raw black metal bands." Your pathetic minds are so perplexed by someone disliking your sacred cow band that you have resulted to just throwing a random laundry list of bands that fetch high prices on discogs in order to make your tastes somehow seem more valid or legitimate. Also, the people they choose to work or associate with does not somehow make the music better. At least try to back up their music by talking about the actual music.

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>taking extreme metal as a complete subgenre
I cant even

Nice pasta.

Boring.
Worse than stoner.

They do not listen to dio. These are stereotypical Black Metal Fans.

Didn't they just do the blood thing once a few years ago

This

>Mgla is great. A ton of their riffs are memorable. If I asked you in real life to pantomime or hum a Mgla riff, I guarantee you would hesitate for least 3-4 seconds before finally choosing your favorite one. The only counter-argument your pea brains could come up with would be, "Why would I entertain some internet autist by humming a riff?" The other big talking point is saying, "Oh if you like Mgla, then you must like these poser raw black metal bands." Your pathetic minds are so perplexed by someone liking one of the best modern black metal bands that you have resulted to just throwing a random laundry list of bands that fetch high prices on discogs in order to make your tastes somehow seem more valid or legitimate. Also, the people they choose to work or associate with does not somehow make the music worse. At least try to criticize their music by talking about the actual music.

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>Mgla is great. A ton of their riffs are memorable. If I asked you in real life to pantomime or hum a Mgla riff, I guarantee you would hesitate for least 3-4 seconds before finally choosing your favorite one. The only counter-argument your pea brains could come up with would be, "Why would I entertain some internet autist by humming a riff?" The other big talking point is saying, "Oh if you like Mgla, then you must like these poser raw black metal bands." Your pathetic minds are so perplexed by someone liking one of the best modern black metal bands that you have resulted to just throwing a random laundry list of bands that fetch high prices on discogs in order to make your tastes somehow seem more valid or legitimate. Also, the people they choose to work or associate with does not somehow make the music worse. At least try to criticize their music by talking about the actual music.

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Based

>What do you listen to
>"Oh, a little bit of everything, do you mind if I play something?"
>Not at all

The track that actually made me want to actively seek out and listen to more metal.
youtube.com/watch?v=K5jvUXij7nU

cringe

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