Brazilian Music

I'm surprised Yea Forums likes it.

Brazilian music is cacophonous mass-produced garbage with six lines as to do not challenge the local IQ with too many words that they do not understand. We are the country of the lyrics, since our "quality music" is sang by people who can't sing, only compose.

Tell me what is so good about brazilian music. I fucking detest it.

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Just post the sauce man, like anyone really gives a shit about music after seeing a girl like that.

Yo who is that and where can i fuck her butt?

This.

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Stop generalizing everything, imbecile.

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The only brazilian song I like is this
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>self hating brazilian
Vá pagar pau pra gringo na puta que te pariu, seu retardado. Primeiro, aprenda a perceber que música popular é música popular em qualquer lugar do mundo.
Segundo: você não gosta de música brasileira porque ela é muito íntima pra você. A música estrangeira não te traz memórias do imbecil do seu vizinho, dos filhos da puta que elegeram um presidente que você não gosta, das festinhas em que você passava vergonha por não saber dançar, daquela vagabunda que não te deu bola no ensino médio. Estou falando a verdade ou não estou?
Terceiro: vá aprender a conhecer a música brasileira na sua totalidade. Existe música pra tudo. O dia em que você parar de ser um cabaço imbecil que quer pagar de culto e que acha que o Brasil é ruim porque é o "país da bunda e do samba", você vai aprender a apreciar a música brasileira.

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Forgot these two.

I am Argentine and think
-Blacks have a natural talent for music
-Brazil has the best music of South America because they have more than half of the population of the continent and many blacks or partblack people

Unfortunately right now they are in a low point, Funk Carioca ruinned them, it's similar to what happened to Blacks in the USA ever since Rap became their most popular genre in the 80s. Blacks stopped singign and playing instruments, it's all about aggressive rapping, no melody, and percussion based music.

But we still have made decades of good Brazilian music

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I also like those duets of brothers that are popular in the south, even if they arent considered cool
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>popular in the south
they're popular pretty much everywhere, a little less in RJ and the Northeast region but that's it. Sertanejo is the biggest musical genre in Brazil, because it has evolved to be appreciated both in the countryside and in the cities, while funk is restricted to urbanites.
but yeah they're based
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Volte para o twitter, vagabunda.

>Clube da Esquina
This sounds great. thx
>I am Argentine and think
>-Blacks have a natural talent for music
Lol, kys.

Baseado pra caralho.

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>Tim Maia
>Good
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>OP doesn't even listen to Brazilian experimental noise/ambient
pleb

quer que eu poste uma foto das minhas bolas pra você, bichona?

Brazilian music pre '50s is great.

Acabou Chorare is so good.

A martyr of brazilian music.
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EU SOU DALESTE
CHEGUEI MAS LEVEI TIRO AGORA
FOI DUMA 12
A BALA NÃO QUIS IR PRA FORA

Não foi 12 não, jão. Acho que foi um 38 mesmo.
I would've translated just to not get banned, but i don't feel like it. This part of the post is in english, i guess that's enough.

Vai se foder.

Só porque eu nasci nessa merda, eu sou obrigado a gostar da música? Eu não tenho porra nenhuma de dívida e obrigação pra pagar pau pra brasileiro. Pelo contrário: brasileiro é tudo filho da puta que faz mais mal um pro outro que qualquer gringo. Eu tenho mais amor pela porra de um argentino desconhecido do que por qualquer desconhecido brasileiro.

E a música que você indicou só prova o meu argumento que brasileiro ou faz música, ou faz letra, ou faz dinheiro.

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Stop posting in portuguese, you'll get banned.
Also, pic related is ugly af. It's not even a racial thing, she's ugly even for a native.

>só porque eu nasci nessa merda, eu sou obrigado a gostar da música?
no, but not liking it shows that you're a fucking pleb


>brasileiro é tudo filho da puta que faz mais mal um pro outro que qualquer gringo
>eu tenho mais amor pela porra de um argentino desconhecido do que por qualquer desconhecido brasileiro
fucking hypocrite lmao. read what you write.

>a música que você indicou só prova o meu argumento que brasileiro ou faz música, ou faz letra, ou faz dinheiro.
lmao you're delusional. you just insist on criticising brazilian music.
DAILY REMINDER: RETARDS WITH MUTT COMPLEX SHOULD BE SHOT DOWN ON THE STREET LIKE DOGS.

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this

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don't care for your music but god damn I love how your bitches dance

Disregard the mutts, post kino brazilian instrumental music

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Why is OP so resentful that he needed to make a thread to criticize brazilian music? Was your GF fucked by a stranger while you listened to Bossa Nova? Chill

I like Sepultura

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What about Sarcófago? Dead was a big fan of Sarcófago

What about Massacration? I'm a big fan of Massacration.
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baseado

SOMEHOW I KNOW
THAT THINGS ARE GONNA CHANGE
NEW BOUNDARIES ON THE WAY LIKE NEVER WERE BEFOOOOORE
FIND NEW MEANING TO YOUR LIFE
HEAR THE WHISPERS OF THE ANGELS BRING THE NOVA ERAAAAAAAAAAA
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Why did he have to die guys? I'm still not over it

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Portuguese music (from actual Portugal) is superior

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extremamente baseado

>baseado
>e

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>music purtguesa é sprior ó pá
lmao

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Sauce for the love of fuck

vermelhopilulado

This song is almost as gorgeous as her
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Braziu ziu ziu

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More bundas please

Heard a band called CSS yesterday on a local college radio, they were all rite

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But this one is even more gorgeous than her

My last name is Costa so I'll be the judge of that!

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Link related is EVEN MORE.

just post more ass

Keep the links commin' but Isabel Tchau is basically my favorite song out of thousands, sooooo

Sorry bro, no ass, but have some jazz
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what's that one beat that goes
BOOM BA-BOOM BA, BOOM BA-BOOM BA

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None.

every spic song ever????????????????

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starts at 24 seconds

This one?
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I challenge you to find one brazilian song (not an adaptation of some song from another latin american country) which has that beat.

Sounds like this one then
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i really do not fucking care about the intricacies of brazilian pop music, you fucking huemonkey ape. go the fuck back to your favela and play some dota 2 or whatever the fuck you degenerates do with your pathetic lives now that you (regrettably) have access to both electricity AND the internet. brazil is a dump, you're all a bunch of filthy animals.

yeah that's the one, does this beat have a name, friend :)?

Tropicalia is very very based

>Tropicalia
Logical garbage it is
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>argentina
>white

I'm a Brazilian living in America and I sincerely hope that piece of shit country with piece of shit people gets nuked into oblivion

Malandragem, weren't you in jail?

this but that entire continent

good metal

Yes, especially the songs about getting cucked.
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A country is a manifestation of the people in it. Don't forget that.

yes which is why the entire american continent should be wiped off the map

I don't disagree, i just thought you were in jail for fucking that 16 year old on tape.

Lol link?

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Just found out until now that it made mainstream news, lol. I guess they explain it well enough.

>Just found out now
Fix'd.

They were going on and on about irrelevant shit. Here's a better video (i think).
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rent free

Why is Jorge Bem so good bros?
Amerifriend posting

i was just joking

psychedelics, african pagan magic rituals to bring success (look up macumba)

>i really do not fucking care about the intricacies of brazilian pop music, you fucking huemonkey ape. go the fuck back to your favela and play some dota 2 or whatever the fuck you degenerates do with your pathetic lives now that you (regrettably) have access to both electricity AND the internet. brazil is a dump, you're all a bunch of filthy animals.
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