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see

you're not boomer, you're gen x'er

The face on the cover looks bogged

>tired to the point of falling half-asleep, hallucinating brief sounds, and fully waking up again several times
metal for this feel?

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Thank you!

Go to bed bro

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youtube.com/watch?v=uXMIjsPC5Ro

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So I found out recently that my band mate hasn't invocated evil satans of the dark, how can I kvlt him?

with homosexual intercourse

good ol metal heads and their secret latina fetish.

>secret

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USPM is the most powerful power metal

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Hispanic women are stinky.

HOT

when your competition is Soinata Arctica and Helloween, it's hard to be 2nd

youtube.com/watch?v=MQSjwNfQaGA
>tfw no shitpost-y ginger BM gf

>that stale tortilla corn chip taste when you lick a Latina girl's armpits after working out

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who are uspm ?

UNITED STATES
POWER METAL

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youre right, cats been out of the bag for a decade at least

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US priority mail

>tfw ywn have a trad latina wife to make you enchiladas

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>trad
Dumb meme.

THIS IS THE VALLEY OF DEATH

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fucking based

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>when the album doesn't have dishonest riffing

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>NO NO NO, I can't listen to this, this isn't the new mid-paced, bone chilling slow burn with a "say more with less" approach, dissonant, dread-inducing, atmospheric, vile, aesthetically heavy craft by post-horror auteur with a doom metal edge, suspenseful build up with strong songwriting and gradual feeling of escalation, thick and chunky, dark and eerie, claustrophobic, filthy, bloodcurdling, skin-crawling, soul shaking and a nerve-wracking exercise in persistently looming dread where tension and anxiety permeates every note, hardcore influenced, cavernous death metal album without dishonest, infantile, or cheap riffing or solos released on Dark Descent and 20 Buck Spin!

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>Never trust a smiling cat
>He'll strike again behind your back

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how does he continue to just get more and more based by the day?? his last album wasnt that great,but still, no one cooler in metal than abbath

>CAUSE WE'RE LIVIIIING
>WE LIVE AND BURN!

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Metal is dead.

>deletes Epitaph
Ahh perfect.

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Based indeed

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>Also our drummer died
kek

varg is a manlet lol

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But there's like only 1 good song on it (Hook In Mouth)

youtube.com/watch?v=a_TmnCZKPgs
post dat funky shit

why are metal drummers so prone to dying? they seem to be the biggest most commonly addicted to drugs members of bands but hide it too well.
what is ridicuous is I am drummer, and a heroin addict...

What's the point of starting Heroin when you know damn well it's gonna make your life hell?

>Name: Varg Vikernes

based and ridicuous indeed

Morbosidad had like three different drummers dying

I don't know about metal drummers specifically, but I've often seen the theme in band related biographies that because they are generally the first to record their part in a studio session. And also because they're the least likely to be involved in the songwriting process, there's a lot of opportunities for them to get bored and isolated from the rest of the band.

Spinal Tap

Albums like this ?

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my life was hell before heroin. ive been doing it for almost 20 years now, and i can say for certain, heroin makes life FANTASTIC. sure it's a pain in the ass somtimes, getting sick is never fun, but feeling 10/10 perfect 90% of these last two decades was worth it. for me, id rather feel amazing all the time then die, instead of miserable all the time and than die

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Inquisition is the most boring and monotonous black metal band next to Mgla and yet you fags worship the former.

seventh son of my wife's seventh son

amazing hulk

pathetic

No, inquisition actually has great riffs and a unique atmosphere, mgla has nothing

how so? at least the dare propaganda worked on you i guess, dope literally makes you feel great, why would anyone deny themselves that?

They do have good riffs but it's ruined by the shitty vocals and most of the songs don't really go anywhere.

"hello"

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lame publicity stunt

What’s wrong with him

>mgla has nothing
youtube.com/watch?v=qq9CC8z53As
youtube.com/watch?v=Dt5_hI3ySCw
youtube.com/watch?v=n3NhqPgbXLU
youtube.com/watch?v=0xjGmcFePl4
youtube.com/watch?v=Bdl1oQ0W-ls
youtube.com/watch?v=X28j87akQVg

risk isn't worth the reward
besides, junkies have other problems like huffing their own shit from a paper bag

Funeral Chic - Hatred Swarm

>propaganda
lmao at this fucking junkie

Lol you think I haven't listened to them before? Piss poor riffs and completely generic atmosphere

Bands like Martyr?

youtube.com/watch?v=AA8ifjMtXlo

shitting on mgla is the new cool thing I get it

Born: Christian Vikernes

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the amount of junkie cope here is astounding. it's not too late user, you can still get help

No it's just that literally any meloblack band ever is better than basedgla you retarded rym tranny

>inquisition actually has great riffs and a unique atmosphere

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Nah leviathan is trash, a few basedbois liking inquisition doesn't change the fact they're great

why does Nick Holmes beat up old people

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>mgla is shit guys, check out this masterpiece instead youtube.com/watch?v=gx72KeQy_3o

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this unriffs...

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what did they mean by this

lmao you try so hard to be edgy, its hilarious

SYMPHONY X
the kings of US prog power
youtube.com/watch?v=MaN3pwBsRf8

Because they didn't let him drive an Aston Martin

Both of those are trash, I genuinely do not understand how someone can listen to and enjoy mgla if they've heard dissection, sacramentum, dawn etc.. any melobm band before

>fretboard wanky panky bullshit

Died: Pagan Larpernes

What metal would he listen to?

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Do you want to talk about Mgla or do you just want to act like a faggot?
Anyway, I think they're fine, not my style, but I wouldn't call them bad either. They got really popular and spawned some really bland copycat bands and some really obnoxious poseurs though.

honestly, this guy looks a bit funny
not everyone looks great with a shaven head

shut up
it's heavily post-grunge influenced

mgla, burzum, incantation

...

war metal

Can we maybe talk about the homegrown neckbeard and lazy eyes/glasses combination first?

youtube.com/watch?v=dx47MiXyOVo

some guys look great no matter what beard/glasses/haircut they have, some don't.

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Well he's naturally ugly as fuck but he's also coping hard with his tough guy look

thic

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Seriously underrated stuff. The second album and the demo tracks that would have been for the third album were great as well.
youtu.be/mBTTkcM5QJQ

one of my fav death/doom albums for sure

Does anyone have the pasta for this dude? It's been so long since it was last posted and I can't find it anywhere

thiccer + autism

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amen

geezers better watch out

THE THICCEST

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What's their best release?

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*blocks your path*

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New Mgla sounds exactly the same as all their other albums. Where is my rhythmic variation?

Phil Anselmo with a goatee

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top kek
he looks more like a Brentonchu

Nuh uh.

How do people feel about the new Groltholgor? Its really experimental and i like it, kinda reminds me of the old Norwegian stuff

youtube.com/watch?v=YawrPvpaeO0

I'm seeing Mr. Bungle in February.

why

If it's not Trad it don't make sense.

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make way, small people

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is it the guy who made six bands I can't stand

are they still around?

sounds too amateur even for the old Norwegian stuff

Reunited recently.

wew

Somehow, Italians made the best dsbm album ever

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7 years old?

kek. how long were you a heroin addict? you're not just talking out of your ass about something you have no clue about, right?

VOWS IN ASHES
I PLEDGE MYSELF TO NO-ONE
SEETHED AND SPITEFUL
ALL SHUDDER AT THE CALL OF MY NAME
IF YOU'LL BEAR WITH ME
YOU'LL FEAR OF ME

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t. jimmy page

>wails like a madman while highly distorted guitar and drums play in the background

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Honestly I’d make amazing dsbm if I was someone who is somehow depressed while living in one of the most beautiful countries in the world, sorrounded by qts, good weather and tasty food. Like at least in norther Europe everyone is as depressed

wat a mad lad

Listen to Panzer Division Marduk.

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WE CAN'T PLAY OR SING
WE DESTROY EVERYTHING
WE SUCK
FUCK YOU
WE'RE POSER-KILLING HEAVYWEIGHTS

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Listen to Heart of a Killer.

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tonk tonk

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Madlads are kings and generals

listen to Doomsword
youtube.com/watch?v=P1ECLvEvFtM

Listen to Onslaught.

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Panzer division Marduk continues its triumphant crusade
Against Christianity and your worthless humanity

Post cool album covers. Also more like this?

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Listen to Infest the Rats' Nest.
youtube.com/watch?v=f1v9OuK-_Dk

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t. nu-male

retard

cringe, indie rock faggot fuck off.

*tips fedora*

the doors that way faggot, take your girl music with you

>/metal/
>spooky skeletons
>some guy got caught downloading loli hentai
>some guy burned a church 20 years ago

>/classical/

le evil gentlesir

Was it loli and not real CP? I know the case was settled with Dagon doing community service for public porn viewing.

what is this gay shit and why should i care

What are some good review sites that cover metal

>inb4 encylopedia metallum, rym

brazilian torrent site comment sections

I thought he lives latin america
all crimes are legal there

Youtube comments. If there's some brazilian going "best band satanic 666" in the comments, then it's probably decent

he moved to Seattle sometime around the first album

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t. spics

Why is Endless Dismal Moan so good bros? Admittedly, the worse I'm feeling the better it gets
youtube.com/watch?v=na-2LB6yUts&

holy based

this looks fucking gay

nice trolling lads epic

how does he do it lads?

it's memeing, not trolling

is that all you've got?

>screenshot of when someone called me a faggot poser for thinking inquisition vocals kinda underwhelming
neat

Cobain: continue my legacy my sons.
Dagon: yes, father.

Find a flaw

i havent even listened to it, just an observation is there a problem, faggot?

no, you just sound like a fucking retard.

OOOHHHH MAAAA AM COOOOMIIING

you're a fucking faggot and like it up the ass, go listen to your gayboy indie homo glam rock.

What is the point of album reviews? Just listen to it yourself.

i'll fuck you in the ass

He took postmortal coprophagia lyrics at heart

you'd like that i bet huh faggot

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post spooky bm

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>why yes, black metal is my favorite genre. how could you tell?

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imagine having to listen to all the shit and endless stream off bands and taking the time to actually discover new music, i don't have the energy top do that

Yeah, somehow you can live in a charming town near the Dolomites and still want to make miserable sounding music. I think sometimes you just want to hear something especially morose, even if it doesn't necessarily reflect your current mood.

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will anything this year even come close

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Because you look STUPID aha hah hah

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the new sammath

>think deathspell omega are ok
>think mgla are ok
>don't jerk them off as the second coming of immortal or burzum or whatever
why do people fall so madly in love with these guys again, they're pretty cool but theres better stuff IMO but that isn't to say they are bad by any means.

shut up nigger

Mayhem - Dæmon

I always think this is a Skyrim screenshot from the thumbnail.

because genre tourists don't care enough to explore further

cringe fucking faggot retard kill yourself faggot fuck nigger monkey cuckold shithead

youtube.com/watch?v=LUgpSZ2XYpE
Bleugh uuugha urrrgh eughh eeegh eugh blaghh arghh bleugh
*bum bada bumm bum bum bumm bada bada bumm tatatatatatatatatata bum bada bumm bum bum bumm bada tatatatatatata dutdut dut dutdut dutdut dut tatatatatatatatata dum dumdumdum dumdumdum dumdumdum brbrbrbrbrbrbrbr dannnnn trtrtrtrtrtrtrtr dannnnn*
Bleugh eughhh uhh euhh blarghhh urruurrgh urrurrgh

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No, I don't think anything as shitty as this will come out.

black metal and power metal are the only metal genres i regularly listen to

>NOOOOO YOU CAN'T LIKE ANYTHING THAT I DON'T LIKE STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

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who are you quoting

>who are you quoting

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>why do people fall so madly in love with these guys again
no one here jerks off Mgla, they're very second rate BM that gets praised by people who havent delved into the genre much
I'd argue DsO deserve the praise as Paraceltus, Fas and Kenose are legit top tier releases, but they are the Tool of BM where the rabid fanbase makes them obnoxious by proxy

that;s a pretty fair perspective. thanks.

Deathspell omega are sped up VBE

The Synarchy Of Molten Bones is the only album of theirs I'd consider to be particularly fast, and that's only due to the drumming

ban all wojak posters

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Are you implying burzum and immortal are better than those two bands? Kek

calm down guys, can you fuck me in the ass instead?

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>Are you implying burzum and immortal are better than those two bands? Kek

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kill yourselves

>HOW DARE THEY NOT LIKE MY INDIE ROCK FAGBOY BULLSHIT

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Why niggas acting as if Burzum and Immortal are not the preferred bands of dudes like this

literally ac/dc of black metal. darkside groves are godtier tho

>Immortal?
>Mayhem
>Emperor
>Burzum?
>Who are they? I only listen to Deafheaven and Alcest!

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his next album artwork is even more obnoxious. literal gimmick to distract from his derivative generic output desu

u mad

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Stop hating on talented people, nigger

not at all, friend

problems?

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Stop hating on talented people, nigger

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post keyboards done right albums

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what the fuck is GOING ON

ameriposting truly is the fucking worst

just one faggot spamming like usual

he's not talented at all tho, did you listen to the album? also if he was talented to begin with he wouldn't need such cheap tricks to get his shit going on desu.

youtube.com/watch?v=I8LIf74OQlY

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Niggers

I know lustre are the definition of söyshit as it's ambient BM, but fuck it's chill i love it

Because it clicked with them in more ways than one? It's just how people are.

>but they are the Tool of BM where the rabid fanbase makes them obnoxious by proxy
Except DsO's actually worthy of the praise.

never heard anyone shit on them

they are comfiest shit

Nah, I don't think so.

youtube.com/watch?v=JaZGXfZeT8E

Great album, listened to it a lot three months ago.

>no one here jerks off Mgla
I do, they're a top tier band and the new album is great. Though I overdo it a bit on purpose because their music is very accessible and it pisses off the basic contrarian black metal fan.

>they're a top tier band
wrong
>and the new album is great
every album of theirs is basically the same fucking shit
>because their music is very accessible
it's more just that it's so fucking basic rather than accessible that rustles my jimmies

Yeah, I love Mgla as well, but am not crazy about them. They are a pretty good band that gets a lot of praise from people that do not possess a firm grasp on black metal or metal in general, but that shouldnt be held against them and to hate them for that is fucking retarded and rather ignorant might I add.

Jute Gyte already released an album

>look people on reddit like the same bands as you, this makes you a soiboy poser
>noooooo it doesn't matter if they like the same stuff that I do but if they like your bands you're gay

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His stuff is okay at best.

Same here although imo their last album was average. Their second and third album were almost perfect

shut up faggot we like real music here

>shut up faggot we like real music here

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EIF was a great entry in black metal. everything else is okay to decent. IMO

black metal is indie rock of metal

quote me with a basedjack

>quote me with a basedjack

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all of you shut the fuck up

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holy based

dumb frogposter

>>they're a top tier band
>wrong
>nooo I refuse to believe bands I find boring are very successful

is this more your speed? huh faggot?
>LE LOOK AT ME I'M QUOTING SOMEONE I DONT LIKE TRYING TO MAKE THEM LOOK LIKE A FAG HAHAHAHAHA TEEHEE
>DUMB FROGPOSTER
LOOK AT ME SO FUNNY LOOOOOOL ANYTHING I DON'T LIKE IS GAY REDDIT ONIONS CRINGE WOOOOOO

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based

too feminine for me

HOLY BASED

>I'm a dumb american and only the crappiest bands tour here let me pretend my local bands are actually good

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dream theatre is the best band

Reminder that Arnaut Pavle is about to drop AOTY and save the year

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soi

based

>MUH BERRIES!!!!!!!!!

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fag
chad

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what the fuck are you idiots even saying you stupid motherfucker i swear you faggots are on another level of dumb fuckery right now fucking die

>he doesn't know
leave

I like metal music and I like working out so why do I have zero respect for this guy?

>what the fuck are you idiots even saying you stupid motherfucker i swear you faggots are on another level of dumb fuckery right now fucking die

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because he listens to slayer

>inquisition is so good live >_

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Well that's one of the least bad bands on his channel but even that is not the issue. I can't put my finger on it.

maybe he is one of those douches because he certainly fits the bill

Anyone got a chart for all the classics? I have some 300 albums but have never listened to Black Sabbath self titled for example.

faggot

I dig slayer

do your own research and fuck the charts

>but have never listened to Black Sabbath self titled for example.
Then do, you faggot.

Well I know some anons made the top 100 DM, Grind, Thrash,etc so I'm just asking

Then you would also know to check the fucking F A Q

bros how do i practice my screaming, i really want to make black metal.

is it really that hard to do literally any research or searching to find some metal classics on your own?

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>I'm interested in checking out the classics
>I haven't listened to Black Sabbath
Maybe listen to Black Sabbath then???

There's nothing like that in the FAQ, just some obscure charts like atmospheric Icelandic BM

Suck bbc 24/7

stop posting this garbage

Ebu Gogo Gutting The Child is some bretty good NWOBHM

how do you look boi

there-s literally a link to imgur with essential charts so what the fuck man just scroll through

ok bro here i come *opens mouth to suck* oh your so big brooo mmmm cum yessss i love it give me your demon seed blood and cum liiiick yahhhhhh mnmmmmmmmmmmmmm daddy

you drink sóy at the same time

>pwease pwease gimme charts so I can passively listen to dozens of curated albums without any appreciation for context, I need to put in the least amount of legwork/effort possible!

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no!

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Can somebody please help me out with finding an album I used to like. The genre was doom-metal/stoner-metal and was on the suggested tab on YT efter listening to bands like Mastodon, red fang and 1000mods. The album art was green in colour and featured 1 or more women possibly naked. I would be so grateful if somebody had an idea of the name of the band or the album. Thanks.

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:D

Listen to melodeath sucks

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Listen to Vallendusk

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What do people find enjoyable about black metal?

Can a band be kvlt without being metal?

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Are you so entitled that you just expect 100 metal classics in one big chart to just be handed to you? Atleast put in the tiniest bit of effort in finding classic metal, it's not hard. And even if you're too lazy and just want a convenient curated chart of metal albums in one image, it's even less hard to find those, yet here you are

This album is so overrated

not really, every track is stellar

it's just been discussed and posted a lot

I unironically like Tool. Not sure I'd call them metal though, maybe just hard rock.

Anyway what's everyone listening to right now?
youtube.com/watch?v=5DPW9ED1WBs

Riffs, atmosphere, vocals

Definitely. Think of Biosphere, Klaus Schulze, all those Ibiza trance DJs, Finnish Rune singers, etc

New thread: New thread: New thread: This one is almost dying.

Based

>I won't have a wife that makes greasy revolting mexican food, lowers the IQ of my lineage by a standard deviation, or turns into an orc from the animated LOTR movies after the age of 35

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Based

Megadeth sux