JAZZMASTER EDITION
How do I start learning guitar/bass?
>justinguitar.com
>studybass.com
Guitar chords and inversion
>chordbook.com
String tension calculator (D'Addario-based):
>stringtensionpro.com
Music theory:
>musictheory.net
Guitar Maintenance and other information:
>frudua.com
Why is my guitar buzzing?
>frets.com
Large repository of tabs, books and other resources related to playing and theory:
>mega.nz
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reverb.com
vocaroo.com
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youtu.be
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youtube.com
solar-guitars.com
reverb.com
vocaroo.com
clyp.it
vocaroo.com
youtube.com
twitter.com
Aww, but you tried to sing E1 for me...
The chad offset:
Who is the Kirk Hammet of anime girls?
yeah, lows dont hurt like untrained highs do.
Based Jazzmasters
Sammy is a shitrangemaster from the shitrangevela
Pleeeeaaaaaaaassssse
i'll try if you suck my dick
But your mom already did that.
Samuel is a cantsingmaster from the cantsingvela
always preferred Jags. Is mine
i prefer my les paul
That's a condor CLP
C L P
Les
Paul
Sammy, set up a metronome and lets hear how many notes per second you can play, 16th notes.
Condor "Copied Les Paul"
I want to hear how many whole notes he can play per second.
I like the pickups in this
just divide the number of sixteenth notes by sixteen, duh
Whats the best mode?
Phrygian or Mixolydian?
Hard mode
Lydian
the Wizard mode
The one that is appropriate to the chord being played.
My jazzy Jazzmaster
For me, it's Locrian over a major 7
Would a PA/mic amp like a shure 201a work between a guitar cab and a multi-effects unit?
I don't want to spend $300 on a guitar specific "tone amp" due to all the tone-bullshit that jacks up the price
>class A dude, the natural distortion even sounds tubey!
Dude you need a tone amp otherwise your tone shoes won't work.
lol
get a katana
How long will it take me to learn the guitar?
lmao why you want a guitar cab instead of a pa speaker
Because I got one for free and I might as well use it
Like three months if you just want to get laid.
8-15 years
Thats too long. i already know A & C
>you will never write an acoustic song in the southwestern desert
Kek. Piece of shit.
About three years to get better than 90% of the people in this general
Your lifetime plus a little bit longer.
Started about a month ago, maybe 20 minutes 5 times a week practicing. Do I have autism? My chord changes have improved a lot but I still fumble when I go faster, and they still feel slow and inaccurate to play anything at a decent tempo. I guess I just need more time. When does it start to feel more automatic? Also what is a good way to learn note names of frets?
>Also what is a good way to learn note names of frets?
Two easy ways to start:
1. Learn the names of the natural notes up and down each string
2. Learn the note names on the frets with dots
If you do both, you'll only have tiny gaps in your knowledge that you can easily fill.
>muh tone cab
based
Those aren't all 16th notes. You're just noodling. Play "Moto Perpetuo."
yui, she have the same mental disorder ADD.
but in the case of hammet his ADD was propelled by cocaine abuse.
the one with the barre chord in it
Based Jazzmaster race. Rolling the the tone down to 4-5with the neck pickup is the best combo.
Should I buy a vintage modified jazzmaster or a j mascis jazzmaster?
Metallica were straight edge fags.
>duh you have to play it like this
>no
watch interviews he was clearly doped as fuck in one.
We agreed on 16th notes before you started, remember?
some were 16, some were slower some were faster. fuck off annoying faggot this is why you're friendless and spend friday night on 4channel
neither, dont fall for the roman´s meme buy something else like a flying v
soibois fear the v
J mascis is the better of the two. That's not to say the vintage modified is bad, but it's better getting a classic vibe than the vintage modified. All the issues with vintage modified are addressed with the classic vibe. Better pickups, better nut, mustang bridge. the only thing to be aware of on the classic vibe jm is that it has narrow tall frets.
No you are the annoying faggot not me I'm not an annoying faggot you are.
how long should you practice by yourself before trying to jam with strangers?
25 years.
Get a flying V
2 years of ear training and practice over backing tracks until you can play basic pentatonic blues
you shoul be able to play 12 bar blues
tfw my teacher never told me to do ear training
Save your money and get a custom ESP M-II with a blue flame maple top and hardtail string-through-body (neck) bridge.
Anime girl gutiars have better tone. See: The les paul in cherry sunburst.
>implying anyone in /gg/ can afford roselia tone
MIJ Fender Mustang '69 reissue (in candy apple red)
jazzmasters are for fags
>Also what is a good way to learn note names of frets?
Learn the 5th and 6th string
Then learn octave shapes
congrats you know the whole fretboard
Kys
Just chip away at it every day. I play about an a hour a day. My biggest advice would be to play to a metronome, took me way too long to start doing that. There's a million ways to get better, just focus on what you enjoy doing and the kind of music you want to make
Ahh yes the pentatonic minor scale. Now THAT'S the only scale you'll ever need. CRACK TSST glug glug glug
-Eddie from Des Moines
"Always watch for motorcycles."
Easy mode is best mode.
FYI, all transistor guitar amps are Class A.
About 15 minutes.
The rest is just practice.
>Metallica were straight edge fags.
Dave "your guitar is shit so i'm going to pour beer on it" Mustaine, a renowned dean player, is the patron saint of /gg/.
James Hetfield is a weeb
hes said he becoems sad if he doesnt play guitar
Jazzmaster guy (formerly Flying V guy) here
>Some guy asks if he should buy a Jazzmaster
>Multiple people tell him to buy a Flying V
>I asked if I should buy a Flying V
>All of /gg/ said it was a bad guitar for a beginner
>I got a Jazzmaster instead
WHAT THE HELL?
remember that user who said his azusa mustang was the best guitar he ever played and a cure for GAS?
they are that good.
>poor pitch
youtu.be
Oh no, a musician derives happiness from playing music!
A lot of musicians get really depressed when they're not writing or performing, they feel useless
We trolled you lol
The flying V is the superior instrument by a large margin. Set neck, TOM+stoptail tone, comfy body shape for classical (the only good sitting position), looks cool as hell playing standing up, a classic rock icon, what more can you ask for?
Meanwhile a jazzmaster is a goofy looking 70s trinket with a tone-sucking tremolo and a crappy bolt on neck.
YOU THINK THIS IS FUCKING FUNNY?
who the fuck are you quoting
>he can't afford a Gibson, the only guitar which is good enough, because he spent all of his money on some faggy numale offset
Jagmaster? I have one. I'm pretty sure it's my favorite guitar.
post ass
the video is demonstrating that he has great pitch
who the fuck is claiming he doesn't
Actually yes this is fucking funny. You came to us asking what to buy, an awesome guitar you dreamed of owning, or some cheap shit, so what else were we supposed to say?
"Yeah bro, get the guitar you'd love"
No, get one of fender's worst selling models, and get in in the unpopular authentic configuration when most people at least get one that's hardtail+HH.
Are Jazzmasters the new "aesthetic" guitars that literal faggot will play in their fake DIY rich kid bands like Teles? Shame
i am, retard
highlight of the year: /gg/ teaching a retard a lesson in independent thought by talking him into buying a chinese shitplank
what a sad life you have
This is a bad guitar owned by a bad guitarist.
'k
What's the difference between a jazzmaster and a jaguar?
fucking owned
enjoy your fagmaster, fagmaster
*faguar
post yourself singing a c major scale
next time someone asks if he should get a marshall head, let's tell him to get a mooer little tank
it has soooo many tones and it's good for beginners
it doesnt take singing to hear
THIS ISN'T FUNNY AT ALL /gg/ WAS SWEARING UP AND DOWN THE FLYING V WAS TOO HARD FOR BEGINNERS SO I GOT A JAZZMASTER INSTEAD OF MY ALL TIME FAVORITE GUITAR
I'M ABOUT TO HAVE A GODDAMN MELTDOWN HERE
ALL THE FUCKING GIBSON BABOONS IN THIS THREAD AND THEY DIDN'T EVEN TELL ME TO GET A GIBSON FLYING V, AND NOW SOME DUDE POPS IN ASKING ABOUT JAZZMASTERS AND EVERYONE TELLS HIM TO GET A FLYING V
GODDAMN IT YOU GODDAMN BASTARDS AND FUCK YOU YOU LITTLE FUCKING WEABOO
AT LEAST I GOT AN ORANGE AMP WHICH IS THE AMP OF MY DREAMS
you can't do either
just exchange it bro
how do I achieve the dirtiest lofi black metal sound?
now this is just funny
i see you cant
a bunch of his notes are flat
It's too late.
And remember, only a Gibson™ is good enough.
be my gf
i play a copy and i get gigs. you shill for gibson and you get what?
No thank you Sammy, I'm saving myself for the day I can become 2d and be with my wife (pic related).
>aftermarket bridge and buzz stop at the same time
FUCK YOU!!! DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG I WILL HAVE TO WAIT TO GET A FLYING V NOW?
I'm actually "a guitarist" in a famous band, not the most famous, but so famous I can't say who I am or even post a picture of one of my guitars (my entire collection is documented. that was a mistake.) without this thread turning into an unwanted Q&A and news of it reaching some music rag.
ahaha yes of course thats why you spend your entire fuckin days here
>his instrument cost more than 50 dollars
>these clearly programmed wind instrumens on the intro
holy fuck so cheeky
youtu.be
I get paid to exist and do whatever stuff i want with the royalties and stuff
Gibsons are really good anyways and SGs and Vs aren't really that expensive so you should look into buying one
Write a stoner rock song you dumb looking cocksucker
Stop playing bass
i'm yngwie malmsteen but i can't prove it
you're all shit out of luck
buy a strat
What's your favorite color of V user?
I don't even want to talk about it.
Come on, what is it?
lol ashamed
>Bought a Solar guitar
>Like everything about it but I think it's soulless
Feels boomer man
Should have bought a Flying V
wtf is a solar guitar post pic
this wouldnt have happened had you bought a condor
ran is so fucking cute holy shit
>tfw no gibson playing japanese punk rocker gf
>he paid for an indonesian-made jackson/ESP knock-off endorsed by a third rate rhythm guitarist with a burp-themed youtube channel and didn't expect it to be soulless
which of
is you
don't even fucking go there man
youtube.com
>jackson/ESP
hey, they rip off ibanez too
I literally didn't hear about Ola until I noticed the brand and I don't give a shit about his music. I just liked the specs and I just wanted something plain-looking. Don't make me feel bad!!!
solar-guitars.com
I got this exact model and color
Which solar?
that looks pretty sweet my dude
word on the street is that bass guitar is for faggots
Thanks!
solar guitar
They do have a lot going for them, but the weakest point is definitely the pickups, and the aesthetics are very hit and miss, but if you don't have a V then who cares honestly.
>tfw practiced for two hours and now i can't feel my fingers typing this sentence
feels good bro
Christ, you could have got a used japanese ibanez for that much. less than that, even, if you bought an older model (ie: 90s) and there is literally nothing wrong with an older guitar if it's in good condition. Played in necks feel better, aged wood sounds better.
reverb.com
You got ripped.
word on the street that the fire in your heart is out
desu if you offered this guy $700 he'd probably accept it
I had a used MIJ Ibanez before. I just can't stand big whammy bars, they feel so shit for me when playing.
>not posting the best one in the set
do you ever think ran sits alone in her room and thinks
>i'm glad i didn't buy a jazzmaster
You know what? I'm just going to enjoy my Jazzmaster and know I can always get a Flying V later.
I also will never trust you dumb bastards again. Fuck all of you.
Every day.
kek
i had a jazzmaster once. i returned it after a couple weeks because it was terrible and bought my dream guitar, and now I couldn't be happier.
i don't really want any more guitars at this point except a good archtop acoustic and a copy of my dream guitar but with a fixed bridge so I can mess around with alternate tunings without having to re-adjust a floyd.
I think we've all thought that at least once.
>i'm going to enjoy my jazzmaster
plot twist: he didn't enjoy it.
>didn't say "I am your new god"
You can't fool me, Petrucci
Why do these guys look like they're so satisfied with their guitars?
Yknow not like this guy, he looks pretty depressed.
>buy a strat
I'm Nile and I approve this groove.
i'm yui hirasawa and i don't have much time before i cease to exist in this dimension and forget how to speak english
i regret everything, i should have bought an ibanez
wtf i hate strats now
if he just said what his favorite color was i was going to buy it for him
but i guess since he enjoys his jazzmaster i don't have to
It's time to restring my Les Paul. So far I've used Earnie Ball and D'Addario strings. I'm thinking of trying Gibson strings for once. Would that be a waste of money? Anybody has had any experience with them?
It keeps getting better!
Works for me fag. Now go kys
kek'd
I just bought a bass the other week so I'm fairly new to this, but my 1/4 jack only works when the cable is halfway plugged in. When it's fully plugged in it completely cuts out any output. Not sure if it's the cable or jack because I don't have anything to compare it with. Anyone have any suggestions as to how to fix this?
you were gonna get an Epiphone V though
How old were you when you finally decided to stop listening to metal?
vocaroo.com
ouch.
Jim Root Jazzmaster>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Literally any other Jazzmaster in the market
Bass life for life.
Oof
sounds like you bought a guitar two weeks ago
LITTLE FAGGOT
Bebop scale
cum stuffing bass player
PLEEEEASE
bought a new bass, its arriving tomorrow
No posts about his monitors, how did jcope fuck it up this time?
Oh no a bass player. Everyone hide your talent to make him feel better
Burn the bass and learn literally any other instrument
EQ in mixing
Record with a cheapo phone mic
Jazzmaster: 25.5 inch scale; two huge, dark pickups. One big pickup selector switch.
Jaguar: 24 inch scale; two tiny, super bright pickups. Two independent pickup switches, plus an extra mid cut switch. Original configuration Jag also had a flip-up mute near the bridge
This is amazing.
>unironically liking anything with a lespaul body or scale length
Enjoy never having intonation on your low string.
Im making mad money at work ive been wageslaving since 3am
Yeah I’m sure x1.5 minimum wage is mad money lol
Honest question
Does the EHX oceans 11 make the Holy grail obsolete or do both deserve to be on a board?
Bass guitars are for fags
sweet summer child
NERDS
T. Dumbfuck
this is great
>Throwing a hotdog down a hallway
for you maybe
How can you seriously want to play an ugly piece of shit like the flying v
throw in G, D and E and you'll be ready to play millions of songs
>songs
If you can call them that
>tfw you literally make crazy amounts of dough and could afford a gibson or even an ESP snapper but choose not to buy either because tone is in the fingers
FUCK YOU!!!
Fuck you.
And you have shit fingers so it would be a waste of money right
Yall think best buy has cabkes for my monitors?
>Gibson faggots claiming the Flying V is better
>Reverse Flying V exists
Other way around desu
>Reverse Flying V exists
holy shit!! whats an abomination
Good job Sam lol
AMATEUR
look in the mirror you'll find out
why they do this
Does this general like metal guitar? (Not the material metal, cheeky cunts)
you lied to me user, I only saw prince charming there
Sure, we just agree that the genre is for children.
cringy as fuck
Is that the J Mascis Signature?
I've been thinking about getting one of those but I'm kind of skeptical towards Squier
We like metal guitars like gibsons but you can't play metal on them or else the biggest meanie on earth takes away your big boy card
I like black metal
DEAN MOTHAFUCKA
Wow you actually found a song your voice goes with...and then gave it a shitty arrangement.
And dont forget
lol the face of the drummer
thanks
get an epiphone flying V instead, they're much better guitars
>J Mascis Signature?
hey froosh stop shilling these.
How much photoshop did it take to not make him look like a withering turd?
>tfw you own a genuine Gibson Les Paul
>tfw metalfag pleb who wants to branch out into other types of guitar music
>idk where to start and a lot of slow shit puts me to sleep also fuck Jazz
whats wrong with his eye?? too much fat on blood?
I miss their original drummer. Still rel gud.
Tfw you dish at least 2k on a guitar whose body shape has been imitated over and over by other brands that cost cheaper
don't worry, your shitty taste will go away once you hit puberty
Fuck best buy
>muh vintage spec
>Nooo you can't like irrelevant genre you have to like my irrelevant genre
this makes me cum I love my jazzmaster
lmfao
It’s not irrelevant, it’s childish.
>>he likes metal for real
Maybe I should buy one if it makes me look like this
Every genre is mega cringe in the wrong context.
The only music that is mega cringe in every context is Holdsworship clean wank.
There's a baby metal fan or two.
They also love aluminum necks.
The cutest anime girl guitar
Which is the CUTEST guitar?
more midi grunge pls
no more vox though
Imagine how much better you would be if you could learn how to fucking talk
what do you mean?
Les Pauls can suck a cock fuck you RETARD
What happens if you don't post?
The owner of that one can suck my cock indeed
your first language is some shitty subhuman dirt shit where you slur all your words together like you're a drunk fucking retard
you shouldn't do that when speaking english because it makes me want to beat the fucking shit out of you
haha stay mad murica
Good job sam
His Bob Dylan is pretty accurate.
just google it asshole
ill fuck you two
stay silent, poorfag
Don't Japs have some PRS-phase going on rn?
Better stock up on oxygen tanks homie
lol, touche
do i still sound like it's stuck on the back of the throat?
I think so
Y'all gonna need a shit ton of fucking radaways
The new K-On girl uses PRS SE
dude what are you even doing?
>no qt3.14 nip guitar girlfriend
Haha oh my~! lol... damn, she's kinda cute ngl _
>New K-On girl
I don't like this term and I don't want to acknowledge it exists
Alright then, the K-On Shuffle! Girl
Which anime girl plays this hottie?
Oh I thought you made the midi track :\
>you will never just listen to her noodle gently in a dark room by yourselves
>Nips demand gibsons
>Burgers demand ibanez
Truly Japan is our greatest ally
yes i made it but fuck you
This is nice.
>get a nip guitar gf
>"Gibson? Really lady? Those are outdated as fuck."
>"Eeeeeeh? Eebanessu? Kimoi dess...."
im gwoing huwngy yeeeaaaa
First tone wood, now tone waifus. When does it end?
I think so too.
>that face
Oof
Yeah, PRS guitars are very cute and feminine looking so it's preferred for beautiful women to be seen with them instead of masculine, aggressive guitars with a dominant appearance like superstrats
For a Japanese maiden to be seen with a superstrat is like her wearing a sign that says "I don't want a boyfriend, I'd rather practice guitar"
I mean, I'd still hit it.
prs confirmed for the guitar equivalent of cat ear headbands and hair ribbons
Does /gg/ knows how to read sheet music?
my babe
really wish chords would give fingerings
Lmfao youre so lonely and pathetic
sheet music was designed for 1d instruments and is awkward at best on a 2d string instrument if you tune in fourths and have little to no polyphony
there is no reason to read it instead of sheet music for rhythm and tabs for notes except music school elitism
>WELL IF YOU'RE GOING TO PLAY IN AN ORCHESTRA THIS IS WHAT WE USE, AND THIS IS WHAT WE HAVE ALWAYS USED, BETTER LEARN IT
>guitarists playing in orchestras: There are no fretted instruments in an orchestra.
i'm not lonely, i have qt cat that loves me. you are lonely.
>oned instruments
Reminds me of some nip guitar girl stream a while back
>She shows a new guitar which is some Japanese brand superstrat
>Someone asks if she have a boyfriend
>"Lmao if I have a boyfriend I won't get this guitar"
Sam if you posted nothing but your cat from now on I would be eternally thankful
So that green haired band chick with the blue ESP isn't free?
Yes but does she turn into a cat girl and play guitar at night? This is important
>tfw you were born with a penis so you can buy pointy guitars and still get laid
why would anyone ever want to be a girl
Lmfao youve been getting bullied all day and your stupid cat cant help your shit life.
no, at night she just goes to my bed and sleeps with me. you could be my girl guitarist tho
Shoving your pointy guitars up your ass != get laid
Have kids.
>green haired band chick with the blue ESP isn't free?
who?
Ladies and gentlemen, this guy fucks his cat!
It's not my ass they're destined for, but yours.
i bought this exact guitar because of k-on lmao kind of want a mustang and jazz bass now
Do u wear your moms bra and sisters panties and meow like a cat?
wtf i love haruka kudo now
you call that bullied? lmao
yeah you'd probably be in tears, wimp.
Tfw nigger pickups
>imagine the smell
that's a very long way to try and give an excuse for your inability on sheet music
>nitro and girl sweat
not gonna lie i got a boner
Why are you buying cutesy girl instruments? Trying to tell the local guys you're down to take a trip to pound town?
hnnngh
I enjoy the contrast between cute looking instruments and black metal
>*CUTE* Japanese girl forgets to turn on amp for five minutes! *MUST SEE*
>im an edgy homsexual like rob halford
It's nice how you can be a shameless creep with 360 video.
I'm a neckbeard but this is advanced autism
i was not ready
Are you copying your bullies again?
Why am I getting a boner
Are you wearing moms bra again? Does your older brother approve of your lifestyle?
I dont know who that is but you shouldnt project your homosexuality onto others user kun
New thread
Lmao that made you mad
nice thanks
you're welcome, post a vocaroo of your playing
