Band is literally fucking winging it

>band is literally fucking winging it

>barely held together by the drums

>guitarist only knows 3 notes of the pentatonic scale

Wow what a masterpiece!!

This shit is like if Captain Beefheart only knew minor chords

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Yeah, it just sounds like they recorded themselves jamming on Lateralus songs.

I thought Yea Forums universally hated this, who are you quoting here?

SOUND THE DREAD ALARM

>all songs are 10+ minutes long
why? are they trying to get that ad revenue on youtube?

Gotta get the nickels wherever you can man.

They have no actual investment in music or taste in general, why bother?

THROUGH THE PRIMAL BODY

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SOUND THE REVEILLE
TO BE OR NOT TO BE

RISE

For Tool, it's all over

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>rates tool lower than bieber
this man is likeable but also a pathological contrarian hypocrite

This was the first Fantano review I've watched in years. I can't help but feel that the score didn't match the review. Like, he was literally nitpicking specific minute-long sections from a 77 minute record, and using that to justify a 4/10?
I agree that this is their weakest release, but I'd have sat it somewhere around a 6.5.

yeah same, a 6.5 seems fair, and personally that 6.5 stands head and shoulder above the 3.5/5s released usually nowadays by your average musician

STAY THE GRAND FINALE

Fantano also gave the billie eilish record an 8.Take that as you want.

he just needs views. Remember that whatever your job is, whatever the thing is that you produce whether it's tacos or jet fighters or blowjobs, views on youtube are what that is to him. His job is not to say the most accurate or interesting or agreeable thing. The prime directive is MORE VIEWS and he's done the math enough to know the dangers of our second guessing and made the decision to do a negative review in the hopes of drawing in buttmad tool fans

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this. it's the same reason why p4k is just rolling stone now: they were edgy and opinionated when drawing in readers by sparking controversy was the priority, and now that KEEPING a readerbase is more important they turned milquetoast. it's the same thing with most music publications/reviewers really

Based Melon

>Captain Beefheart
kek he took the bait

ONE FOOT NAILED DOWN

>uninspired
>meditative
Invincible is the worst track Fangtano you fuckin pleb